Comments on: If it had said bacon, I would have gone for it

By: failcountdown

failcountdown — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:13:38 +0000

everybody just shut the f**k up

By: .:heated:.

.:heated:. — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 06:58:40 +0000

Because it tastes like crap.

By: Nick Johnson

Nick Johnson — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:18:52 +0000

I was raised in Fryeburg, Maine and this sign comes from a booth at the yearly Fryeburg Fair. They smoke turkey legs using similar seasoning and wood chips used in the smoking of ham. They run about 5 dollars and are absolutely enormous. They taste amazing.

By: Fruitcakeliz

Fruitcakeliz — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:04:09 +0000

Wow…..this was taken 2 the fryeberg fair in maine, and i was TOTALLY gonna take a picture of this sign because i thought it was so funny!….i had one though…and they DO taste like ham

By: KiZeR

KiZeR — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 04:59:10 +0000

Actually, this is not a fail…I’ve had smoked turkey legs and they have tasted a lot like ham.

By: Burtan

Burtan — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:27:26 +0000

Worst FAIL-label ever. Smoked turkey legs do taste just like ham.

By: Tom

Tom — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:26:05 +0000

This can’t be a fail because they do taste exactly like Ham. They look like exactly like ham too.

By: BJT

BJT — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:46:27 +0000

Those things really do taste just like ham.

By: Terra

Terra — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:15:02 +0000

It’s so freaking true. They look like ham too.

By: Ayeka678

Ayeka678 — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:37:25 +0000

I concur.

By: Ayeka678

Ayeka678 — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:36:35 +0000

I don’t understand why this is a fail. The picture taker has obviously never had a turkey leg before because they DO taste like ham, though not particularly good ham.

By: radical dreamer

radical dreamer — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:29:33 +0000

Yeah I’ve seen and smelled those nasty smoked turkey legs, and they look and smell like ham that’s been tacked to a turkey leg bone. XD

Yuck, I’ll take some turkey flavored turkey please.

By: Andrew Ong

Andrew Ong — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:55:19 +0000

EPIC FAIL! Turkey would taste like chicken, not ham!

By: me

me — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:54:14 +0000

yeah that is friburg i live by there and go every year. ive had the turkey from that booth and it actually good and taste like ham. it does take too long to. about hour and a half for a 10 min trip.

By: Kris

Kris — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:40:10 +0000

The weird thing is that it actually does taste like ham. I’m not kidding. The first time I had one in Disneyworld or whatever, I wondered how they got pig leg meat onto turkey leg bones.

By: lfslshlps

lfslshlps — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:05:00 +0000

Actually smoked turkey legs do taste very similar to ham.

By: KoS

KoS — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:33:14 +0000

Smoked turkey legs are delcious AND taste like ham.

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:02:51 +0000

I’ve done some great drugs on things…

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:27:32 +0000

Well, it does taste like ham. I mean, almost exactly like ham. The first time I had one I was surprised. Not what I was expecting at all.

By: DeepInTheHeart

DeepInTheHeart — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:15:14 +0000

I’m over 30 and I just happen to like laughing at phallic objects. And squeezies! I lurked a long time before speaking up and FailPeeps are funny!

By: Dean

Dean — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:10:02 +0000

as an executive chef who has worked in 15 out of 50 states in the united sates, I think I have the grounds to make such an assesment.

By: Dean

Dean — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:08:16 +0000

what?

By: alison

alison — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:14:41 +0000

This is lame. None of you must have eaten cured turkey legs because it does taste like ham… considering ham tastes the way it does because it is cured as well. fail on whoever failed this.

By: erin

erin — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:26:59 +0000

it’s so true, I remember I went to Disney and everyone was walking around eating these huge greasy turkey legs saying it tastes like ham and we eventually tried one and it really did, I don’t think it’s a fail it’s like when they say frog legs taste like chicken (though I couldn’t support that one since I never tried)

By: Buddha

Buddha — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:04:49 +0000

Thats the Fryeburg Faire in Maine! I went there once while up there on a business trip. Took over 5 hours to make that 45 minute trip. Nobody told me the entire state goes to the faire, via a 100 mile long 2 lane road. FAIL!

By: Tim

Tim — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:52:25 +0000

I don’t really get why this is a FAIL. I’ve eaten turkey legs at fair-type events, and they really do kind of taste like ham….

By: NAKED SARA

NAKED SARA — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:14:07 +0000

Hmmm… I thought everything tastes like “Chicken”? Haha

By: 1

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:35:49 +0000

LOL DDD

By: ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:45:48 +0000

And don’t forget the horrible timing.

By: granny

granny — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:17:10 +0000

Awe cute the turkey was cured of not tasting like ham

By: granny

granny — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:11:27 +0000

*cries*
*has a crap*
*feels better*

By: granny

granny — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:04:43 +0000

hey! that feather is still attached! ooooh!

By: granny

granny — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:02:28 +0000

*waits with an erection*

By: tapdog

tapdog — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:36:48 +0000

You need to go smoke your head.

By: missdiz

missdiz — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:22:05 +0000

Guys! Seriously! Guess what! ….
In the dark of last night someone appeared by my bed when I wasn’t expecting it…!

Turns out it was my boyfriend coming back from the loo. We had a cuddle.

By: Stephen Ogley

Stephen Ogley — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:09:55 +0000

You can tell most of the bloggers here are not adolescents because they can spell.

By: hellothere

hellothere — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:05:00 +0000

comment-win!!!

indeed, ham is terrible

By: youngmulla

youngmulla — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:31:53 +0000

damn hahaha you couldnt say anything more proper lost poet

By: Flattened and Stapled Mouse

Flattened and Stapled Mouse — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:19:28 +0000

Nonsense! It’s success has merely been deferred.

By: Flattened and Stapled Mouse

Flattened and Stapled Mouse — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:16:19 +0000

Those can’t both be true at the same time.

By: coyote

coyote — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:06:34 +0000

*reads Mao to a communist sow*

By: ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:56:24 +0000

*pow wows*

By: coyote

coyote — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:42:19 +0000

*how nows at a brown cow*

By: ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:39:08 +0000

*plows a ShamWow*

By: boberson

boberson — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:05:58 +0000

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By: BlueBerryWizard

BlueBerryWizard — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:34:36 +0000

“the average person hasn’t had smoked turkey legs”

…what country are you from o.O?

By: BlueBerryWizard

BlueBerryWizard — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:31:55 +0000

*growls at a towel*

By: amomynous

amomynous — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:31:22 +0000

You what? In your thirties?

You all the louts fail miserably and drown in the depths of your ignorance. This isn’t the first time bunch of underpriviliged bums gets high over something they have no idea about, jerking off over the dumbest answer to their most moronic post, and for that reason failblog failed permanently.

You, missy, should feel sorry for yourself, because there is no room for sympathy here.

By: Meow

Meow — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:26:45 +0000

i’ve had a turkey leg that tasted like ham before…

By: klutzo

klutzo — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:24:56 +0000

…
“Made from Chicken”