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Repeat my mantra.
Hammmmmmmm
Hammmmmmmmmmmm…..mmmmmmmm…..
*plop*
*brings out handy-dandy ShaWow case for drool fest*
and chicken tastes like fish to me
If it smells like fish and looks like chicken thats the place you put your dick in.
Humans taste like chicken.
Mmm..Chicken.
Brains taste like tuna.
Mmm…
tunabrains.LOL
DDD
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Ur not me. Are you a fleshlight salesman in disguise?
Lost Poet, what you have just encountered is the annoying, purile Internet being known as the “troll”, who serves only to irritate, insult and disgust anyone who crosses its path. Sadly, there are a few of these creatures on this blog, and one seems to be copying you. Ignore it, and it will go away. Like the Bogeyman, or Ron Paul.
*squeezyBFFy*
Happy … erm … Thursday?
*squeezumsLGBs*
And a happy fourth day of the week to you to! How has your day been?
damn hahaha you couldnt say anything more proper lost poet
Hammmmmmmmm… Hummmmmmmmmmm
PICKLE SURPRISE!
youtube search for it if you have no clue what the heck i mean…
NO! If you want to save your sanity, don’t!
Too late!!!
Saved you guys the trouble of searching, CLICKIE!
Clickies are evil!
My apologies, but people would have found it in the end anyway, so why not save them all some time?
Pickle Surprise… has added a new level of disturbed to my psyche. (x_O)
I think drugs have done some great things…
I’ve done some great things on drugs.
I’ve done some great drugs on things…
Something about me?
Hammmmm…..yummmmmm
HAAAYUM!
Actually, this is not a fail…I’ve had smoked turkey legs and they have tasted a lot like ham.
But seriously, how come it doesn’t taste like chicken??
Turkey legs don’t have tongues.
*looks at sandwich*
Then what the hell have I been eating?
Leftovers from the last fail.
I’ve had smoked turkey before.. It actually does taste like ham. ..and it’s good!
Those can’t both be true at the same time.
comment-win!!!
indeed, ham is terrible
Smoked turkey legs are delcious AND taste like ham.
Wish I coulda thought of that one myself…
eBay! It’s cheap for a reason!
Because it tastes like crap.
first?
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
They found a cure for smoking!
In turkeys…they haven’t found any human volunteers, yet.
Really? Who wouldn’t want their legs smoked?
or maybe poked
Or their chicken choked?
Or their turkey porked
or their ham stroked
or their swine yoked
or their sausage forked
or their penis masturbated!!!!
…….
…………..
………………….
………………………….. damn….. I suck at rhyming
And don’t forget the horrible timing.
You poke, you pay. :[
*pokes*
*tickles*
*giggles*
*chuckles*
*tickles with feather*
*squeezes*
hey! that feather is still attached! ooooh!
at least i got … ham
I had to get one of those!!
Then why not just eat Ham…. better yet green eggs and Ham.
Because you feel like a badass viking when you’re gnawing on a big ol’ turkey leg?
FIRST!!!
No!!!
This is why Anpu doesn’t eat their turkey. They always get the flavor wrong.
How to remain Kosher and still enjoy the wonderful taste of pork products!
So, does their ham taste like turkey?
No, the ham tastes like beef, the beef tastes like turkey
Turbeefam.
So what does chicken taste like?
Tuna.
…of the land?
…of the brave?
I don’t understand why this is a fail. I’ve tried making pepper-crusted “ham” out of turkey breast and it was splendid.
It’s easy to explain. This blog started out as a chronicle of spectacular failures by people who obviously should have known better, designed to give us our daily dose of schadenfreude, but has over time become the blog for adolescents to feel superior by ridiculing things that they do not understand due to lack of life experiences. And for pictures of things shaped like penises.
Because no matter what you do.
It won’t be as fun as a penis joke.
Dont be such a dick.
lol
You don’t have any idea what you’re talking about, anaximander. Most of the people on this blog are in their 30s and up — far from being adolescent. If you actually spent any time on here, you would know that. It’s obvious you’re jealous that you’re not part of this wonderful community. For that, I feel truly sorry for you.
*hug*
You what? In your thirties?
You all the louts fail miserably and drown in the depths of your ignorance. This isn’t the first time bunch of underpriviliged bums gets high over something they have no idea about, jerking off over the dumbest answer to their most moronic post, and for that reason failblog failed permanently.
You, missy, should feel sorry for yourself, because there is no room for sympathy here.
Nonsense! It’s success has merely been deferred.
You can tell most of the bloggers here are not adolescents because they can spell.
You need to go smoke your head.
*cries*
*has a crap*
*feels better*
I’m over 30 and I just happen to like laughing at phallic objects. And squeezies! I lurked a long time before speaking up and FailPeeps are funny!
FIRST! YEAH THAT’S RIGHT I’M THE FIRST! YOU’RE LAST, I’M FIRST! YEAHHHHHH!!!
No you’re not…
first_fail
Smoked turkey really does taste like ham. We get smoked turkeys every year for thanksgiving and I hate them cause they taste like ham.
it’s so true, I remember I went to Disney and everyone was walking around eating these huge greasy turkey legs saying it tastes like ham and we eventually tried one and it really did, I don’t think it’s a fail it’s like when they say frog legs taste like chicken (though I couldn’t support that one since I never tried)
It’s so freaking true. They look like ham too.
This can’t be a fail because they do taste exactly like Ham. They look like exactly like ham too.
If you go to the supermarket you start to get really mad at turkeys. Turkey ham, turkey pepperonis, turkey beef, turkey bacon… you just want to grab the turkey and say ‘hey man, just be yourself’.
YOU Be yourself, stop copying hedbergs jokes, or atleast give him recognition.
*THWACK*
Nobody insults our Fail Friends and lives to tell about it.
*hides the body*
what?
Swine flue?
smoked AND cured? amazing.
Smoking is the new cure for like(literal life, not the metaphorical ‘real life’ that some on the interwebz talk about)!
Life*.. bloody hell..
like hell, you sayDoes this mean smoked ham legs taste like turkey?
This isn’t a fail. Everyone I’ve ever known (self included) who’s had a smoked turkey leg describes it as tasting “like ham.” It has something to do with the smoking / preparation — it’s similar to how smoked hams are made, and people associate that flavor with ham.
Agreed. There is nothing in this photo that is incorrect or strange.
Yup, Failblog fail.
Sorry, deferred success.
I agree, somehow I feel that smoked ham and smoked turkey would taste the same…kind of…SMOKED!
*sigh*
At least it’s a failure, even if it is one of Failblogs own.
That’s Deferredsuccessblog for you.
*guy rides bike*
*guy gets off bike*
*guy collapses to the ground*
“Deferredsuccessblog”
*guy electrocutes himself*
“DOT ORG!”
very nice. Mind as well start the blog at this point.
It’s about time, for failblog reached the bottom and got stuck in the mud.
A Jewish-convert friend of mine lives for finding these booths at fairs because she can stay kosher, but still get the taste of ham that she really misses.
I agree. No fail at all. These things rock.
OMG ROFLCOPTER
*ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL**WTFbOOm*
failblog failed so hard
want did he smoke? =D
I want what you’re smoking.
I’m smoking what you want.
I want you to smoke!
smoker wanted
Smoker smoking wanted
he wanted smoke it so
*smells a fowl smell*
*fouls a smoked fowl*
*howls at a choked owl*
*growls at a towel*
*plows a ShamWow*
*how nows at a brown cow*
*pow wows*
*reads Mao to a communist sow*
how the hell is this a fail? somebody tell me.
no
Its a fail because nobody eats turkey on a gloomy day.
I don’t understand this “fail”. Smoke turkey legs do taste like ham, thats like laughing at someone saying alligator taste like chicken, well it does. The idea is to get people to try it because the average person hasn’t had smoked turkey legs.
How many sandwich’s come with smoke turkey and ham (by the way ham is typically smoked and cured) because they taste rather similar. Can you say subway melt?
I wish failblog read the comments, and I am glad other people have noticed how poor of a “fail” this is. If this is a fail we are heading into idiocracy.
You guys typically do a good job, but I would pull this one, it makes you look dumb.
in soviet russia turkey smokes you
Doesn’t make us look dumb if we realise it doesn’t fail.
no, it doesn’t, but why leave it up?
“the average person hasn’t had smoked turkey legs”
…what country are you from o.O?
as an executive chef who has worked in 15 out of 50 states in the united sates, I think I have the grounds to make such an assesment.
Actually, they do…
Hamartophobia – fear of sinning.
I wonder if ham art a phobia?
phobia of ham art? That seems justifiable.
i go with the title. who doesn’t like bacon?!?!
bacon
bacon,
i
dont
know
Who are these “TASTES” and why do they like ham?
Maybe the turkey was high ?!
…
“Made from Chicken”
i’ve had a turkey leg that tasted like ham before…
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Guys! Seriously! Guess what! ….
In the dark of last night someone appeared by my bed when I wasn’t expecting it…!
Turns out it was my boyfriend coming back from the loo. We had a cuddle.
*waits with an erection*
Awe cute the turkey was cured of not tasting like ham
Hmmm… I thought everything tastes like “Chicken”? Haha
I don’t really get why this is a FAIL. I’ve eaten turkey legs at fair-type events, and they really do kind of taste like ham….
Thats the Fryeburg Faire in Maine! I went there once while up there on a business trip. Took over 5 hours to make that 45 minute trip. Nobody told me the entire state goes to the faire, via a 100 mile long 2 lane road. FAIL!
yeah that is friburg i live by there and go every year. ive had the turkey from that booth and it actually good and taste like ham. it does take too long to. about hour and a half for a 10 min trip.
This is lame. None of you must have eaten cured turkey legs because it does taste like ham… considering ham tastes the way it does because it is cured as well. fail on whoever failed this.
I concur.
Well, it does taste like ham. I mean, almost exactly like ham. The first time I had one I was surprised. Not what I was expecting at all.
Actually smoked turkey legs do taste very similar to ham.
The weird thing is that it actually does taste like ham. I’m not kidding. The first time I had one in Disneyworld or whatever, I wondered how they got pig leg meat onto turkey leg bones.
EPIC FAIL! Turkey would taste like chicken, not ham!
Yeah I’ve seen and smelled those nasty smoked turkey legs, and they look and smell like ham that’s been tacked to a turkey leg bone. XD
Yuck, I’ll take some turkey flavored turkey please.
I don’t understand why this is a fail. The picture taker has obviously never had a turkey leg before because they DO taste like ham, though not particularly good ham.
Those things really do taste just like ham.
Worst FAIL-label ever. Smoked turkey legs do taste just like ham.
Wow…..this was taken 2 the fryeberg fair in maine, and i was TOTALLY gonna take a picture of this sign because i thought it was so funny!….i had one though…and they DO taste like ham
I was raised in Fryeburg, Maine and this sign comes from a booth at the yearly Fryeburg Fair. They smoke turkey legs using similar seasoning and wood chips used in the smoking of ham. They run about 5 dollars and are absolutely enormous. They taste amazing.