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An optometrist who saw the him commented that the mayor maybe suffering from myopia due to the close proximity of which he had to view the dancers.
-The Paper Boy
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Not as close a look as I’m taking. He probably isn’t using the internet though.
Sadly I doubt it’s my cynacism that makes this sound like there’s more truth in the commentary than the article.