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BTW aren't these some second-rate trolls ... enough to make a ghost ... *yawn*I’m a little scared to watch this. 0.0
MUST UNSEE, MUST UNSEE?!?!?!?!
what was seen cannot be unseen
-”Doctor, hurry, her ass is failing!!!”
-”quick nurse, prep 300″
-”CLEAR!”
-*SPANK!*
- ………………
-”AGAIN! CLEAR!”
-*SPANK!*
- ………………
-”crap, we failed, she can kiss her ass goodbye…”
shoulda went to spec savers
3rd
well actually ur 2nd if ya think abt it
Okay. Somebody, anybody, may I borrow the nearest blunt, heavy, metal object?
I can loan you my marshmallow gun but don’t expect the moomin to speak to you after using it
.
*Hands Shadow an Anvil*
*hands Shadow © her personalized pink sparkly bat*
You have to clean the troll blood off when you’re done, though.
Oooh. Sparkles.
*stares*
*comes to his senses*
*use anvil, bat, and marshmallow gun on the troll*
*doesn’t shoot the troll, only uses the gun to club him, thus keeping all innocent marshmallows safe*
*cleans off troll blood*
Thank you.
Such a moominitarian.
Yaaaaaaay Fluffer!
Hmmm why am I suddenly thinking pr0n?
cuz prawns is fishy? and blowfishies, um, puff things up?O.O does anyone else see the d**k towel ad right next to that comment?
*urp* O.O
I’m really trying not to, so…no.
I blocked the adservers on this page when they wouldn’t stop showing ads with spiders in them.
I bought one for my son. Does that make me a bad mother?
It’s better than hiring a plumber to get the tube socks out of the toilet pipes.
You’re such a cute … mouse!
I thought the same thing.
Did a fluffer come visit?
I didn’t know we had fluffers in Knoxville. He was really….trying to be uplifting about the situation, wasn’t he?
Whoop whoop for Fluffy!
Where IS our fish of the day, anyway?
She said something about going for a dip and then getting a nice coat? Is today the fish fry at the Catholic church?
Yay for Fluffy!!!!
*digs in locker*
*finds extra large box of sparklers, bottle rockets and fire crackers*
*passes around various exploding fun*
Go, fluffy, go! Woooooo-Hooooo!
*leads parade with float of huge goldfish in bowl*
*band follows behind, playing “Under the Sea”*
*salutes in jeep, in front of all the action*
*zombie hoard claws from the ground, hearing music*
*hoard dances alongside the parade*
*zombie wheels the shiny chrome confetti cannon along*
*fires confetti over parade every block*
Congrats Fluffy!
Woo hoo!!! Thanks for the parade!!!
A belated Woohoo for Fluffy!
Fluffy is swimming around, hoping the implants don’t land on her fins.
YAY! It’s a wonderful day in Fluffville!
*blows bubbles for fluffy*
Congratulations, fishie!!!
Woot woot!
Woohooo!
I’m planting something in Fluffy’s pond, later.
Congrats!
*pops cork*
*opens tiny airline bottles of booze for Dragon*
*nןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
AA, for those who don’t know what you’re talking about, “planting something in Fluffy’s pond” sounds kinda dirty.
Hell, I know what you’re talking about and it STILL sounds dirty.
fluffy, you think everything sounds dirty.
Ry and Mookie taught me well.
You learn well, waterhopper.
Wha? Huh? *innocently adjusts halo*
Let me guess – Fishville?
Nope. She’s got a pond on my farm.
I just gotta ask… where do you get a video like that??
I am just laughing… and the cat thinks I am strange.
The cat only thinks you’re strange when you laugh?
It’s not just the cat.
So you only think he’s weird when he laughs, too?
No, I pretty much think sauer is weird all the time.
You say it like being weird is a bad thing.
*giggles maniacally*
YAY!!! Fluffy!!!!!
*gives Fluffy cake made of fish flakes*
UNCLE HENRY!!!!
No no no. Fish flakes, like fish food. Not flakes made of fish silly. Your family is intact, however I did hear an ominous flush from the people upstairs.
Um … not to depress you or anything, but fish food (at least the goldfish food we buy) is actually largely made of fish.
I find it disturbing, but I’m not sure what else to feed the finny members of the family.
I feed my dog chicken when we go for a walk. It’s his treats to do tricks as we walk so he focuses on the tricks and not all the things going on around us. Sometimes we stop and feed the ducks. I wonder if that constitutes cannibalism on some level since ducks and chickens are closely related.
With all the crap that’s put into dog food, your dog is probably a cannibal anyways. Us humans are committing horrible crimes against nature.
indeed tis quite fluffy
Was that a woman, or a tranny?
She was reminiscent of the Octomom when she turned around.
Gravity sucks?
Nope, pulls.
I think that today, I might be happy that I can’t see the video.
Yeah, especially with how close we are to Turkey Day. You don’t want to lose your appetite. :ick:
Someone poked her with the soft cushions, and all the stuffing was up one end.
If you do get to see the video, when it gets to the part where she’s pantless, fast forward to the >ZAP< DOT ORG!
That was just disturbing.
Go Fluffy!!!
Wait a minute…I thought you were supposed to make your boobs bigger!! What gives??
The junk in her trunk??
The hooch in her cooch?
No you budunkadidn’t!!
That’s a whole lot of caboose for that train to be pulling.
She’s got an inferior posterior.
Not a hairier derriere?
She misses her tiny heinie.
She’s got too much kit in her kaboodle.
It’s gonna take a lot of push to get in that tush.
She has a lot of cushion for the pushin.
The doctor made a farce out of her arse.
Sammy I think I love you in a lesbian kind of way.
I’ve always wanted to be a lesbian.
Ah, wait a minute… you didn’t know about the Sir Mixalot effect? Don’t ya know, guys is supposed to love that big behind? Baby gotta have back! ‘Sides, the big behind balances the big boobs…
Why?!?
What?!?
Who?!?
Where?!?
WHEN????!!!??>???SHIFT!!!@$@@$2432CAPS!21LOCK!1$5!!1/?/????/////??
Whadufuh?!?
When?!?
How?!?
how much?!?
(haha! i beat you!)
whudufu?
When?!?
Que?
Si?
Oui?
Ja?
Da?
Ναι?
Evet?
Go Fluffy, it’s your power day. We’re gonna party like it’s your power day.
FISH POWER!
*Spanish Inquisition*
I love the other reporter at :27
*stunned moment of silence* “Sorry, that’s crazy video there.”
*sneaks up behind Mouse and makes spider noises*
*gets processed honey all over Ryannon*
*runs away*
Mmmmmm hunnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy!
It’s more like turkey cake than honey by now.
Two things:
1. She can squat but she can’t b e n d over?
2. After turning around, I saw other opportunities she could have used that money on.
You mean like clothes that aren’t ugly?
Snap!
Crackle!
Pop! Ryannon’s crispie. …
What are you doing with my crispie and make sure to leave money on the dresser.
Pop!
Turkey’s done!
Totally. That kitchen is in dire need of some updating.
*Starfishsqueezes*
*superGraciesqueezes*
Super Gracie huh? That gives me an idea…
Uh oh…
I am waiting….
*grabs skratdaddy’s nuts*
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
*sigh*
*grabs Shadow ©’s nuts, dips them in chocolate, rolls them in flour and bakesthemwithaquickness*
*flies in*
*in her most majestic voice*
Unhand that Shadow’s nuts!
*takes heroic pose*
*runs out of room, screaming, arms windmilling ferociously, yelling “MY EYES!!! MY INNOCENT EYES!!!”*
OK, has anyone seen my nuts????
*sighs*
They are sooo popular these days..
Fear not, good saber-toothed squirrel! I saw a Little Blue Girl with them. I shall recover them for you!
*flies after LGB*
Thanks darlin’ with the cool cape….Swat little Miss LGB on the backside for me. BTW please don’t squeeze the nuts too much…
*chases LGB and wrestles Skratdaddy’s nuts away from her*
*returns nuts to SD*
Starfish!
*squeeze*
Nice to see you.
{{{nightshayde}}}
Nice to see you too.
Ooo Starfish! Good to see ya!
Fluffy!!! Nice to see you, and congrats on the powered by.
*squeezesstarfishyandfluffy*
*supersqueezieLGBeezie*
*squeezylittleNS,too*
Happy Almost Turkey Day, Everybody!
And Happy Almost Turkey Day to you too, LGB!
*squeeze*
Happy Almost Turkey Day to you, too!
*bigfatsqueeziesallaround*
:c)
I thought we left big fat squeezies back on the other fail…
It almost looks like an apartment style kitchen – dunno why. If so, that would have been close to a years worth of rent…
She tried to stimulate the economy by spending and stimulate her man (if any) but failed at doing so.
She succeeded at becoming the butt of our jokes.
I feel like we’re just going to bottom out from here on, though.
I like turtles.I like cereal.
I like traffic lights.
our bottoms are just going to get along fine ... because it's serial turtles all the way downBoo!
What an ass-anine operation.
Too much of this talk can be harAssing.
It’s kind of behind the times.
*drinks to that*
Bottoms up!
Ha-ha, very fanny.
Don’t be so tushy.
Butt she hurt my feelings!
Can it.
Derriere you to say that to my face.
Oh don’t make an @ss of yourself, you know he can whip you in a fight.
These are some cheeky comments.
Leave it to Sammy to come in looking hip with his comment.
Ry, you’re so bootyful!
These puns are in-tocks-icating.
Time to sober up this conversation with some glue tea, Al.
Worst proof of aliens ever.
I knew it! Comic Book Guy lives!
*ghostly giglols*She has an alien crawling up her butt?
proof … probe … and probity are all etymologically related, meaning “to be worthy in examination”.
*squeeze*
It’s always good to learn something new.
Worst boob job ever…
OH MY GOD. So you’ve only seen women with breasts on the BACK OF THEIR BODY, WHERE THE BUTT IS. Wow. You must live in one odd place, those look and aren’t anywhere near breasts and their location.
*facepalm*
*also facepalms*
*super facepalms*
Yeah, indeed. Seems that the surgeon skipped the classes concerning anatomy.
The one in which they learned “front” and “back”?
Maybe the surgeon skipped kindergarten?
Congrats on the “powered by,” Fluffy!
Yes, and the rest of Elementary, half of Middle School, and his Junior Year, along with 2/3 of Medical School.
Yup.
awww… i was havin’ so much fun on the last fail… *sigh* :c(
Come on, I will go back and play with you.
you will! oh, you are so nice! i am gettting creeped out with this implant-gone-wrong thing, anyways.
*shivers*
Do you have the Soggy Bottom Boys performing “Man of Constant Sorrow”?
I like that song, but what does that have to do with ANYTHING?
jupiter5! You’ve graced us with your presence yet again!
Where the hell is your avatar?!?!? Didn’t I give you the fail peep website link?
Oops. I’ll find it soon on the other post…
Was that song written about her hubby?
Yup, he was in constant sorrow whenever he fondled her soggy bottom.
This reminds me of the times when I got my head stuck in railings. Once, it was a fine day, so I stuck my head in some railings. I would put it there when I wasn’t using it for school.
HI peeps! I’m sitting in the St. Louis airport waiting to board my plane. Thanks for all the squeezes on the last fail, and someone give Fluffy a big WOOHOO and a *ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ* for me, please!
*happyholidaysqueeze!*
*SQUEEZES SO THE PLANE TROLLS DON’T ATTACK*
Have a wonderful holiday muffin!
*happyholidaysqueezeDW*
Hope you have a safe trip.
Hi Dragonwriter – thanks for visiting our city! Pretty gloomy out today.
*airportsqueezes*
*squeezyGracie*
Fly right and don’t forget the ketchup DW.
*Turkey-day-squeezes*
I glugged.
*passes Dragon the mini airline booze bottles*
бn|б бn|б бn|б
May you have a happy and safe trip DW. Don’t forget the eternal words of our feathered friends – GOBBLE GOBBLE!
*bunnysqueeze* Take care Dragon. And thank you, and all, for the failpeeps blog. I’ve learned so much!
If she wanted a bigger butt, she should have just gotten one like in my clickie (and yes, safe for work).
don’t show that to Granny, he’d take it as a challenge.
I love a good channel!
I could serve drinks off that thing.
Yeah, but would you want to?
It would definitely be one h*ll
… of a conversation starter.
Yeah, sure, blame it on the keyboard.
… but I already… did…
Everyone must already be off planning and traveling. Blog not so happenin’.
I’m gonna go get some (actual) work done, but I’ll pop in later, and I’m bringing ketchup!
*leaves squeeze and smooch for all FPs*
Again with the ketchup! What’s it fer?
Hello to the lovely ladies in Blue. You missed the earlier into to my TeenyBopper.
That is all.
*hands over keyboard to TB*
Hello Peeps. TeenyBopper here. Hi
Nicetameetcha, teenybopper! We lurve yer ma! Stop by anytime!
Judy, you’re just smurfy!!
*smurfysqueeze*
Hi TeenyBopper!
Hiya, TB.
Hello, and *squeezyTBeezy*!
You’re mom is awesome, so you must be, too. She’s been talking about your visit all week…
Wow. “Your mom is awesome, so you must be too.” You really know how to lay down the pressure, huh?
*runsawaywithaquickness*
You can run Shadow, but you can only hide at noon or after dark.
And my little TB is AWESOME. Way smarter than I am. Like BFF level with an American education. Shes just too “cool”.
Oh gosh, I hope she isn’t too “cool” yet. There’ll be plenty of time for that later, she should be “hot stuff” now!
That’s it, young man. Upstairs. March!
hahaha You got in trouble. neeneer poo.
Love you LGB.
fer her behind ... cuz when she comes back late, she'll have to ketchup wif the rest of the success deferred peeps“…for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
I’m not crunchy, I’m not crunchy!!!
*flees!*
*pulls out box of flea collars for Judy*
Would you prefer pink or purple?
You already had a blue one.
Pink, please.
*wraps sparkly pink flea collar around Judy’s neck*
Pretty.
*provides Judy with a nice blue flea collar*
…
*headdesk*
Hey, what’s wrong with multiple flea collars? The blue goes well with the pink!
*pre-TurkeyDaysqueezeBFF*
I prefer leather.
*swishes hair over shoulder*
*turns on heel*
*walks into wall*
*hands LGB icepack to reduce forehead implant swelling*
She has a prosthetic forehead on her real head?
It’s no wonder I’m so crazy about you guys! You make me cramp up trying to hold in the laughs!
*gigglesqueezies*
*gets out putty knife and spackle to fix dent in the wall*
Yeah, get off my collar moment!!
*still luvs the JW man*
The fleas are crunchy?
Only after you roast them over an open flame. Votive candles work well.
I like the popping noise they make.
Boss lady caught me by the cape and made me do some actual *gasp* work!
I’m finally home during a weekday so I can see these videos!
Sorry you couldn’t have been able to see a better video… this one’s a bit of a pain in the butt.
I’ll put it behind me and focus on the comments.
Badonkadon’t
O_o all i have to say
Eh, Opus had to live with worse. Some velcro’ll fix that right up.
My lunch hour is over and I must return the brutality of commerce. I wish all my American failfriends a wonderful Thanksgiving and safe travels.
And a big *squeeze* to everyone. Muah!!
*turkeysqueeze*
Sorry, no refunds, no returns.
*starfishsqueeze*
*doublesqueezestarfishdoublesqueeze*
Mexicans are funny
Bakers are funnier.
Mexican bakers are hilarious.
*kicks Baker for field goal*
Damn! You hit the uprights! That’s almost impossible to do. Bet that must have hurt.
Only when he slid down the upright and landed on the crossbar.
A bit of practice should help.
implant a brain!
Wow, sexy
Wait … ASS IMPLANTS for getting a bigger ass?
I know.
Some people like big butts, and they cannot lie.
Do these implants make my butt look big?
lol ... buttoxNo, dummy. They’re to make you have a smaller ass.
badonkadonk butt.
I’ma sit on youz >:O
I’m working today, but not very hard mostly because everyone else took the day off. So I find myself doing such important work-related things as finding stuff like:
bacontoday.com / turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/
Remember the brilliant words of turkeys tomorrow and GOBBLE GOBBLE!
*gag*
I’m with you. I work from home but everyone I depend on in our office is either off or in the middle of leaving. I opted to bake. Now I have to wait for my balls to rest before I can do what I need to do next.
*snork*
I’m working from home today, too.
Time spent working: 1 hour
Time spent playing Clusterz!: 1/2 hour
Time spent on FB: 1 hour
Time spent at insurance agency office: 1 hour
I can see I’m going to have to reprioritize…
I brought my laptop to work on digital scrapbooking projects — but in order to make room for my laptop, I’ll have to clean part of my desk.
*sigh*
You may try and succeed, but it will only be messy again Monday.
That’s ok. I’ll be at Disneyland on Monday.
*squeeeeeeze*
You. Suck.
*squeeeeeeeze!*
But … I haven’t been in 3 1/2 weeks!
:p
No, it’s not helping and we’re all jalous.
Jalous?
*saunters by*
*tosses an “e” into Judy’s post*
*saunters off*
No, old fail, you guys. Chick got a tattoo – “Are you jalous” – hysterical! You’d think some people would make sure their tattoo artist passed spelling in grammar school.
There should be a book of fails so we could look these things up.
Oh, wait…
I thought it might be a joke I missed. This happens to me often. Maybe I should just skip commenting…
*sneaks back in*
*removes the correct yet unnecessary “e” & pockets it for later*
*sneaks back out*
*installs some jalousie windows*
*packs herself into Nightshayde’s suitcase*
Just hop into my car, Gracie. We’re not doing an overnight.
What?!?! No time set aside for Bejeweled Blitz????
LOL — I’ll be home by 11pm. There will be plenty of time for Bejeweled!
It’s very important to give your balls adequate rest. *nods solemnly*
Now it’s time to put them in the freezer and let them harden.
*waits for men to cringe and wince*
Some guys might like that.
*winge*
*crince*
Wait a minute…
*double checks his spelling*
Yup. No problems here.
I cringe more at the thought that you have balls. …
You must not have been around when I first started posting. I had a jar of them on my mantle but gave them to Mookie as an early wedding gift a few months back.
*sings To all di men I’ve lubbed before. Took dare balls and showed dem di door*
That’s what he said.
*snork!*
Okay everyone………….We get to be gone and we’re getting gone while the going’s good. I hope every American has a lovely Thanksgiving and I hope the rest of my friends have a wonderful Humpday!!
*BIGFATBUTTIMPLANTSQUEEZIESANDJUICYBOTOXKISSESTOALL*
*squeezy3Beezies*
Thanks for bringing your daughter to meet us!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours as well, Bebop! May the turkey come out perfectly.
Really? I expected it to be a bit subtler than that…
Actually, hump day is Wednesday, not Thursday, and is called “hump” day because it is the work day in the middle of the week and once you are over the “hump” it is all downhill to the weekend. (DownHILL, not “down to the gutter”… don’t think some of the FailPeeps ever actually leave the gutter)
*headdesk*
Happy Tksgiving all!!!
*big squeezies to all the FBers*
I have a few more nuts to gather before the big day…Later
Bye-bye, skratty! Take care!
*squeezes SD*
*squeezes LGB while she’s at it*
Well — most of the fraternity parties were held on Thursday nights when I was in college.
Perhaps I’ve said too much.
*flutters eyelashes innocently*
Actually, you didn’t say enough. I’d like some explanations for some of these videos I’ve been seeing around the interwebs.
Erm … I was in college before the interwebs were available to the masses. Back before DVDs. Back when cell phones couldn’t really fit in your pocket. Back when we still used *gasp* typewriters to write reports.
What is this typewriter of which you speak? This puzzles me.
I remember typewriters. They were kinda like keyboards, only thicker and they worked on a single piece of paper instead of a computer. Plus when you got hit in the head with one, it hurt more. A lot more.
They were noisier, too — especially if you started swearing when you mis-typed something & didn’t realize it for a few lines.
Remember white-out? Some people would intentionally make mistakes just for the excuse to get high on that junk. Technology took that away from us too.
We still have it in the supply room at work. I remember painting my nails with it in elementary school.
I never got high off it, but I didn’t mind the smell. Now it sometimes aggravates an existing headache.
Have I mentioned here that my sinuses seem to be trying to kill me today?
That just reminded me of a fraternity in a movie my friend told me about that involves glow in the dark d!ck tag.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?! It’s already bad enough people get breast implants…..
the laughing reporter is what makes it for me.
Anpu is quite content with his body and does not understand why people would want saggier butts. Why?
they thought it was sager butts -- they wanted to have a wise-assBetter than a dumbass.
I see Red.
I see Phred.
I see people (Dead).
I see Lead (Zepplin).
WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME???
*wonders if he’s covered in turbaconducken or something*
implant it on you back!
Obesophobia – fear of gaining weight.
I think this is timely for the holiday, and works better than a surgery/doctor phobia.
Congrats on powering the fail fluffy.
Money better spent on a breast job or hey better yet why not send the money over seas to kids who need it.
It is spelled “cannot” instead of “can not”. FaiBlog fails at its own language. Isn’t this sad?
And isn’t it even sadder that I misspelled FailBlog?
It’s saddest that you refuse to recognize a legitimate word of the English language (cannot), which is a proper word according to both the Oxford English Dictionary and Merriam Webster, two of the world’s best-known dictionaries.
It can actually be either “cannot” or “can not.” The commonly used contraction being “can’t.”
Oh no, I’m having contractions. I cannon’t be going into labor!
I canno’t believe we’re going through this again – get back to work!
I either cant or decant.“To be is to do. ” Immanuel Kant
Demut, why do you insist on raining on our parade? Isn’t there some other blog you can rain on?
Demut Canno’n't let’t go…
Why hasn’t a new fail been posted yet?
Holidays tomorrow. Maybe I am wrong but I get the distinct impression that the PTB are on this side of the pond. We MIGHT be lucky to have one tomorrow, maybe tow or none at all. Happy Boxing Day.
*jumphighhigh5forjupiter5*
Your avatar is awesome!!!! Love da Bee-les!
*starts to hum the first few bars of “Hey Jude”*
Yes? Did you call?
What a dumbass. (pardon the pun)
LOL ASSPLANTS
Alrighty, guys. I know I’ve only been on intermittently today to begin with, but I’m officially signing off now, seeing as I have to begin phase one of preparations for tomorrow’s feast.
I hope you guys all have wonderful Thanksgivings. If you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, be it because you’re a foreigner, or for whatever other
excusereason you may have, well, your day had better be damn wonderful anyway, OR ELSE!Have fun guys, and may the turkey come out beautifully, and may it be GOOD. Peace.
- Shadow
Happy Thanksgiving — and may all your dishes come out perfectly!
Have a happy Thanksgiving, Shadow, from over the pond!
*squeezes Shadow*
Happy Turkey Day and remember what they said – GOBBLE GOBBLE!!
I wonder if the appliances are energy star rated ?.
I get girls wanting breast implants, but butt implants are just stupid. You think your skin is going to hold those implants tight forever? At least with saggy breast implants you still have a bra holding them in place.
Holy cow! that ugly chick got a boob implant on her butt!
Why the 2-year old YouTube videos being posted here? Fail blog, you failed to post something new.
cannot is one word… fail
You fail at amazing me.
Poor lady, but sometimes the easy way out is not always the best choice. You want a nice butt, workout and have it naturally.
I’m so proud to live in Knoxville.
Just MOON the camera, would ya???
jk
Is it just me or has this video been posted before? i wanna say i recall seeing this a few weeks or months ago…
I’m betting she can’t put all of this behind her.
She can have my butt if she wants. There’s plenty of it to go round.
can I just borrow it for a while? it might sag a bit after though
Keep it! I’ve got more than enough to be getting on with. (Avoiding inadvertent innuendo FAIL)
I want to be the Dolly Parton on butt implants, I’d be parton those cheeks all day long!
neeed….more…fail *ack*
they didn’t reckon on the double anal when they put those in
that reminds me of the record of swear words and bleeps i ripped from the internet (“and his favourite: chunkleb*** !”)
An ugly ass to match an ugly face…UGLY ASS BITCH
Really? You blame it on the surgeon? Thats what you get for not exercising with a plastic booty. I bet when she got her “tight” behind she headed straight for the couch and grabbed a bag of chips. Plastic ass surgery + No exercise = one flabby ass. The math doesn’t lie.
Implants do not go there.
Dear Fry, did she cry tears of rye on her thigh in July?
– Ay, and very dry was her eye without pie for the spy.
But why was she shy at thy sky?
– Wry try, nigh that high giraffe guy.
Alright, let’s stop those crappy rhymes, there are far too many of them. Bye.
Or to cut a long story short:
Did she die?
That cracked me up.
(Happy Thanksgiving everyone!)
Bad pun alert, bad pun alert! Woooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaoooow!
I give thanks to staying away from cosmetic plastic surgey.
No, just no.
That’s a nice ass.
You’ve got breasts in my butt!
You’ve got butt in my breasts!
Does ANYONE have any chlorine or bleach for my eyes??
*hands kittey eyebleach and mindbleach*
*shows kittey the vid again*
*dunks whitewolf in giant vat of mandbleach*
er… yes, mandbleach.
ass boobs show me yo ass titties
OMG
!
Wow, that’s… that’s really vain, to want plastic surgery just for a bigger butt…
Especially since most of us women work to keep our butts from getting any bigger…
I am ashamed to live in the same town as this nut-case…
Maybe next time she will go to the hospital instead of that shady guy in the van XD
That’s what you get for using pool floaties instead of saline.
unbelievable ! she is mad
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! XDDDD
She failed -_-’
Fellas YEAH , Fellas YEAH!!
Haha just reminding me this song made me laughing.
od damn
HOLLY CRAP I KNOW HER!!! I LIVE IN KNOXVILLE!!! How sad…
ROFL.
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!
WUAH WOAH WAIT A MINUTE.
NEVERMIND.
Please pass the brain bleach.