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Suck daddy rabbit dry. FIRST!
I’m so turned on right now
:ick:
Would have been funnier if one of them was a bear.
yeah. Get Down There.
Some people just have to broadcast their carrie prejean moments instead of exercising a bit of self-restraint.
big bunny: “just don’t tell your daddy!”
ssshhhhh!
But the thorns are hurting me
you’re ruining the experience for me
Aww… I’m too late for the expierence..
:$ experience :$
Level Up!
Rabbit is thorny?
That’s what Juses said.
*Gives Mookie a cross look*
You sure nailed her that time.
I’m going to rise above your nasty comments.
Ignore her, she is just exhausted after her second coming.
I’m a believer in tying up lose ends.
Be vewwwy, vewwwwy quite.
Why do we have to be quite?
it’s wabbit season
But quite WHAT?
Quite accidenty.
The whole thing quite funny.
congrats on your powered-by!! In ThE fUUUturrre!
I think someone in the PTB has a crush on her. This is her 2nd powering in less than a week…
bunny funny
At it like rabbits.
*rabidsqueeze*
Pubic hare…
lol!
Second
not even close
Was pretty damn close to FIRST though.
Anyone that shouts first is a loser. Do you really want to lose to a loser? Do you realize what that makes you?
A loser of the lesser kind?
Close encounters of the lost kind?
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People.
how to lose aliens and befriend people.
growing pains?
how to alienate losers and bepeople friends..
Deferred winners.
he came in the hat?
Bunnysex is a thorny issue.
ear handles FTW?
father-son bunny sex is hornier than thorny!
thats a weird looking carrot…
stop asking questions and eat it
Just don’t forget to swallow!
Granny likes it when you gag. Makes him feel empowered.
you know me so well
*tightsqueeze!*
*gags flirtatiously*
*Marvels at how Ryannon can gag flirtatiously without making it look slutty*
It’s a gift I try not to abuse.
A gift in the bag?
Not as good as two in the bush *wink wink *
trying not to visualize bush… nooooooooo. …
Then come around the back.
“Now watch as I inflate it by blowing into my thumb”
just let me get this thorny branch up my ass
ok I’m ready
Did you move the potato aside first?
No he left them ! all two!
No, he did this before insertion.
(clicky)
Tee hee! Fries to go with my shake!
that must have been one of the weirdest things ive ever… wait nevermind, ive seen wierder.
BTW… mookie? wat up wit da avatar, yo???
O.o
Cannot show that to my nephew, he’d never get off the computer.
The hat is the worst part. It throws off a creepy uncle vibe.
Yeah, that “shhh” finger isn’t creepy at all.
ssshhhh! but say uncle
uncle
hehe
Un…ccccc *gag*
He’s rampant.
That rabbits evil he goes around doing bad things to little rabbits. He split from Mrs rabbit because he used to thumper.
Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s been banging a chicken.
*SNORK!*
Stork?
Well, for what it’s worth, it was colored in very well.
COLOURED!
Why is the carrot coloured pink?
That’s not his carrot.
ohhhHHHhhhh… I get it. its his cucumber!
Your comment is very appeeling.
And you look radishing today, Ryannon.
Sarah Palin… promoting the British spelling of a word over the American spelling?
*snorkroffle!*
Well, she does see England from her house…
I’m on my way to the airport, peeps! For those who have a holiday this week, have a wonderful holiday! For those who don’t, well…NEENER NEENER! Pllbbbbt!
*runsawaywithaquicknessafterabigsqueeze*
*flyingsqueeze*
Enjoy the rain!
*squeeze*
*Turkeydaysqueeze*
Enjoy, Dragon!
(Don’t sit next to the guy in the last fail!)
*SQUEEEZE!*
Safe travels, and have fun!
Have a wonderful Turkley Day!
When you get back I’m gonna squeeze the stuffing out of ya…
(Safe travels to and fro.)
she also sees France…
She might be able to see Canada.. We spell ‘colour’ with a ‘u’ as well.
And a Mississippi Twister is called a Missassauga Twirl!
()_+
not funny
im canadian
that waz offensive
Okay so it has been established that Sarah Palin sees England and she sees France. What we don’t know is whether she saw McCain’s underpants.
*Thinks about that*
*Proceeds to corner store to buy mind bleach*
*calls out to Guan-Di*
go ahead and get me a bottle, too! thx…
Can you get me one too please???
You guys! It was a joke. We all know that McCain was in the service…he goes commando. *mind bleach on aisle 3*
You’ll need more than bleach to clean up what’s on aisle 3.
Shhh it’s the only way to get them to go to aisle 3.
That’s just so… wrong. And yet, it still made me *snork!*
Some things we are better off not knowing. She did, however, see the underpants of a family friend. And more.
His pink carrot?
That’s what they say.
Doesn’t she see Russia from her house?
Then she would be promoting цвет…
Can’t we all just agree that porper speeling is optonial?
Nope. It’ll never happen.
Indeed not! One should always make full use of one’s spill chequer. Eye doe.
I should of seen that coming.
You’re just taking advantage of the situation, with Dragon not popping in today and all.
*takes notes*
Nobody likes a tattle-tale!
*notes that I like Ms B*
This coming from a creative speller like you? What is optonial anyway? Options on tone?
No, it was the title of a fantastic piece of writing on one of my English Profs doors, it amounted to a long paragraph denouncing spelling that was all typoes. But because our brains are geared to only really look at the first and last few letters of a word in order to recognize its meaning, it did not hinder its reading and comprehension… it was brilliant
“cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!”
That’s a quote I found online backing up what Guan-Di stated. Don’t try to figure out what each word is by the letters in the word, do a glance/read and skim through the paragraph. I think you’ll find it easier to read that way.
I didn’t have a problem reading it, I love that stuff!
It’s to do with how familiar the words are – fluent readers recognize words by sight and context, without paying close attention to spelling, so can tolerate some (but not complete) variation / errors. It works less well the less familiar (or more technical) the words are. A friend described reading these set pieces as like travelling on a particularly bumpy road – not a totally comfortable experience, but you’ll get there.
Tahkns so mcuh! You are my hreo tdaoy…
*Hnads oevr hreo mdeal to JW*
I thnik it’s mroe the brian nedes to see the frist lteter and the lsat letetr in the perpor pcale but as lnog as all oehtr ltetrers are in the wrod the oedrr is not so impronatnt.
Refresh, you schmuck, refresh.
heehee. schmuck. hehe. :c)
*tofusqueezes*
Long time no ski, Tofu!
yeah, I’ve been kinda busy, moving an’ all…
Well, it’s good to have you back!
Gah, another one that came along while I was out having my menta…err overload of work.
Ah, yes… I forgot to get the jam.
How could you forget Jam? She is an integral part of this blog!
Awww…
I’m not integral, just a little variable is all.
*squeeze*
variability is a good trait, jam.
Why is everyone suddenly typing in Spanish????
Spanish Typing Disease? I blame Mookie and Lou.
I thought we were supposed to blame Arthur for everything.
We all deferred success at spelling.
Ah, the easter bunny came early.
With a delicious cream-filled treat
ass cream?
Tastes like potato…
Sour cream it is.
i’ll get the lube-I-mean butter!
I can’t believe that’s not lube.
That made me LOL so hard. they should totally make that!! :cD *snorkyroffle*
Couldn’t I just paint it orange?
I smell a new business idea… designer genitalia.
Workin’ the merkin?
Why yes, my shoes, purse and genitals are Prada
Your genitals are a designer knock-off. Did you get them in Chinatown on Canal Street?
Why yes he did… he took one off the pile of squished downs. …
Stay within the lines. Watch the prickles.
But the prickles tickle my pickle!
and the prickles that tickled the pickle gave me a nickel!
If she has prickles, you might want to go see a doctor when done.
why there r thorns? rabbits(bunnys) don’t like thorns… that is the fail i think
is the hat of the rabbit colored right? – shouldn’t it be yellow?
*headdesk*
*x5*
*slides pillow under Shadow’s head*
that doesn’t make much sense… :\ *ponders*
A phrase I heard in college:
“If you were homework, I would be doing you on my desk.”
A phrase a co-worker heard me say while drunk at a Christmas party:
“If they would clear it off, I would so do you right there on that table”
(Exhibit A of why I don’t drink alcohol. I tend to get seckshually aggressive. You don’t need to see exhibit B or C)
look. the Internet formatted my mind in a see-things-only-as-twisted-as-they-could-be way. can anyone tell me what I am supposed to see in an innocent way?
Perhaps the uncle rabbit is daring the other rabbit to go through the thorns? Who knows! Theorize.
The big rabbit is hiding from someone else and a little rabbit found him so the big rabbit is saying “don’t tell anyone I’m here.”
Note how there are words cut off at the bottom. They’re probably playing “hide and seek.”
Yeah, if by hide, you mean he is putting his carrot in the little rabbits mouth and if by seek, you misspelled suck.
As to the words cut out from the bottom… looks like it starts with “OOOO”… as in “OOOO what a big carrot you have there”
actually, it looks like quite a small carrot… O.o
thanks. I still wouldn’t give this one to any kid though. It just wouldn’t feel right.
He bunny: “I am sorry but I am busy sucking my thumb… perhaps you’d like to suck on something else?”
She bunny: “mmmpphhfffmmm…”
Elmer Fudd: “Where is dad wascally wabbit. …”
He bunny: “ssshhhhhh…”
Elmer Fudd: BOOOMMM!!!
… problem solved. …
woah… no comment. O_o
Comment Fail
*rolls eyes* ugh. This is how you do a no comment:
Shhhhh don’t tell mommy.
I am going to resist the temptation to ask you for your source of that tidbit. …
Greetings and Salutations fellow Failer’s. I have my teenage Bop with me today. Said that we’d stop by and say hello. I would have liked a different fail for the day, but what can you do?
Hold out and cross our fingers for the 10:00 fail?
Fingers, toes, and eyes.
Stay out of the briar patch for starters.
That’s no fail, it’s a win!
*drives off in BMW*
WOOPWOOP!
*bigfatdaybeforeholidaysqueezes*
Moomin………………..Just…………….wow.
*shakes head*
That’s not a fin, that’s a whale!
Are you the prince of whales now?
Son of King Penguin.
*booming voice* HOW DARE YOU SAY THE KING PENGUINS NAME IN VAIN!! FOR THIS, YOU SHALL PERISH!!
NOW EAT THIS HOT POCKET! EAT IT ALL! MMMWWAAHAHAHAHAA!! >:cD
No, clearly the dauphin.
Hey BBB! I think we’re neighbors!
You in CO?
No, H20, she’s a fish.
Yep. If you want, write an email to Dragon on her website (her clickie) and she’ll pass it on to me.
I’m on a work computer, so I have to be careful where I go and what I do. This kind of crosses some lines as it is.
Ooo.. no home computer?
Not yet. Not hooked for internet.
I’d invite you over to use mine… anyway, when you do get hooked, you can get in touch with me thru the Dragon.
Far out Fluffy. You’re the best fishyfish!!
*FluffySqueeze*
Personally, I didn’t like the previous one, either. I’m mainly hanging out on the vote page right now.
*squeezes BBB and teen B*
Yeah, the last one…sucked.
So they’re a teenybopper?
Oh yes. The teeniest Bopper you ever didn’t bop.
♪Little bunny foo-foo hoping through the forest,
Picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head.♫
Yay for Lenore!
*squeeze*
I do happen to know a fairy that about knocked me out. Still trying to recover from that Bop on the head.
The word fairy is no longer PC. It is now preferred to call that lifestyle “deferred straightness”.
Well, when I speak of him, I pretty much figure, he is what he eats.
*hint*
It’s not a carrot.
Theres something called the letter U. USE IT!
I’m sorry, I can’t. It goes against my religion.
Uphobia?
Technically, the official name of the religion is U-phemism.
*snourk*
*snourkrofful*
I love the letter, it makes me Uphoric.
It’s darn near Utopian.
Ewephoric? I can !magine lots of sheep needing prozac. It must get boring standing in fields all day.
They jump up and down on chairs trying to hit lightswitches with sticks.
Bod!
*squeezetickle*
*falls over*
*jumpsonandridesthesquishy*
Yeehaw!
Wait, let me draw in that mustache. You would not believe the difference it makes.
Blog is hating me today.
Everything stopped nesting so I had to close Firefox and it was fixed when I opened a new session.
Does that mean I’m sitting at the wrong end?
I would think it would be the lack of sleep that get’s them. I mean, all that counting and jumping over fences. *sigh* Poor Ewe.
There’s also something called an apostrophe, people should use that too.
Apostrophe’s are like turn signals. Sometimes people just expect you to know that they’re turning.
what is this even about with the dorns? the creator is a pyscho which keep childeren in his basement with barbwire.
I thought that was wotsits?
So you like the cheesey
p0rncorn puffs?Short, orange, curved like a scimitar and smells of cheese.
Sounds familiar.
You know my ex-husband?
We had a a glorious time holed up together.
That explains why he suddenly became religious and acted all vicartorious.
Are you sure he wasn’t just trying to keep up appearances?
Do Moomins have glory holes? And do you put them together so you can transfer farts?
*blaargs*
*hands Jam a ShamWow for the blaarg*
It’s ok, it was fake blaarg.
*picks up blaarg and walks off*
steals-I-mean borrows ShamWow. hehehe!
where the thorns are coming out of the ground on the right side looks like armpit hair.
*shivers*
That’s poor haregiene. Get that rabbit a weedwacker and don’t even ask about the manscaping below.
Move him to Texas and bring out the chainsaw.
That would be a massacre of hare raising proportions.
*snorkitty*
I will follow you and shoot you with a marshmallow gun loaded with hollow point marshmallows.
No worries, no relatives of yours. I promise.
I’ve started drinking my cocoa sans marshmallows in honor of you Moomin.
My son was pretending to roast marshmallows in the fireplace the other night and I had to laugh and think of Moomin.
I actually was roasting marshmallows in the fireplace the other night.
I miss my fireplace
It didn’t warm anything more than a foot away from it but the smell and the ambiance…along with a little pr0n music and yeah, I miss the fireplace seckz too.
Oh, so you were melting his rellies into pools of liquid sugar? That’s outrageous!
I put a Hershey’s™ bar on top and stuffed them between graham crackers. Does that count?
No, but it means s’more than the rest.
Try something stronger, Ry.
I could fart in his general direction but I am a lady, I don’t do those things.
I know a sponge who can queef if that would help.
Ha ha!
Since when?
Don’t make me bop your bopper in front of your teenie bopper missy!
She’s been warned about you already.
Eeep! *blushes and slinks off to the smutbus*
*hands Ry the Clorox wipes for bus seats*
Help, help!! I’m being oppressed!!
and I’ll take the potato(e) gun!
Is it me or did the post I originally replied to suddenly disappear?
It’s not you. It diappeared. Must be why the blog went all wonky earlier.
I guess even the PTB didn’t like what was said and got their own form of a marshmallow sparkly potato bat after the doosh.
comment nesting fail!!! omg…
There sure are lots of tentacles.
Pedobears secret cousin?
Pedobunny?
*sigh*
Who did it this time?
Always, always Arthur!!
Wow… that was fast. Props on the efficiency, Powers That Be.
Close your browser and start a new session and it will be fixed.
hallelujah!! …and holy sh**!!!
(sorry, couldn’t help myself.)
O_o my eyes and innocence is ruined forever now.
If you found your way to this site, there is very little innocent about you.
They got some pervs drawing these coloring book pages. @_@
Finding Out The Priest Has Been Molesting Your Son When Your Son Comes Up To You And Says, “Look Daddy! It’s A Picture Of Father John And Me!” Win.
failblog fail; stupid and a stretch
Pssh, Anpu has legions of people who would perform such services to him and he doesn’t have to hide behind a thorn bush. Of course, no one has the balls to arrest him for doing it in public and live.
But enough about Anpu, this is just wrong. That bunny is clearly under the age of consent. And he’s probably still too underexperienced. And the fact that he has to be told to keep it quiet. anpu would never tolerate such bullshit.
pimpin’ is not easy
I don’t see how this is a fail at all… As far as I can tell this is pure win! The look in that rabbit’s eyes says it all!
daddy rabbit is suckin his son’s “carrot”
I’d call this a child-friendly “Horst”-comic
yeah… the Internet is 4 … (*blushes during rofling*)
omg hes like “dont tell anyone 8D”
Hes holding a carrot not shushing the little bunny
OMG!!1! It’s a page from the new Adam Lambert coloring book!! Get me the glitter crayons kids, you missed a spot
lol wow wats up with the thorns?
Keep going and going and going……
Pedo rabbit
FURRY WIN!
No. This isn’t furry, this is just creepy and kind of funny. Furry does not equal pedophelia, or sex at all for that matter, though there are perverts in the fandom. Only a very, very small portion of furries would do anything sexual related to the fandom, despite what you may have heard.
Curse you, misleading media, you’ve confused another mind! *shakes fist*
..Also, damn, they’ve got some sickos drawing coloring books. That or just really oblivious morons. XD
Y’know, I’m not sure which bunny I wanna be? Mebbe both!
WIN
DD
…I don’t get it… the coloring is in the lines…
Epic fail
LOL to bob
Damn that big rabbit looks shady and bug-eyed. Also notice how there’s a nice clear field, and they’re hiding behind the only thorn bush around. lol How do people get away with publishing this?
Pedo-Bunny FTW?
Jesus… It’s Rabbit Thornography…
…Sorry…
Enter controversy:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,578425,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r1:c0.228095:b29147284:z10
Disney Subliminal Message FAIL
I seem to notice that the kid who colored this did it perfect. I can never color perfect. :/
But funny.
And I used to think bunny prostitution wasn’t that popular. Now look what they’ve done! They’re putting it in coloring books! How dare they!
Pedophile Rabbit fail….. SHHHHHHHH
Something has gone… terribly wrong
I like that it’s been coloured.
That bunny’s one stud muffin…
I totally had that coloring book when I was a kid. Weird!
more of a win
This is why bunnies never talk and stare at you.