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♪ Slip sliding away ♫
Good catch.
The truck was already moving while he was still next to it, but he didn’t see it. It must be ninja truck.
Eeeek! A mouse!
*stands on a chair*
Eeeek! A chair!
*stands on a mouse*
Mrfl mmrpgh mm!
*squishes flat*
You going to eat that?
*points to mouse pancake*
dRats, was that OUR mouse I stepped on?
Hold on…brb!
*goes looking for John Coffey*
I saw him a mile back. You better hurry…Mouse looks a little green.
* brings in spray gun loaded with brown paint *
mousie need a little fresh-up job?
Flattened, stapled, inflated with honey, and now covered in paint. Second worst day ever.
What was you worst day like?
Was that the story with the horny stallion?
*innocent look*
You mean a unicorn???
*flutters eyelashes*
its a perfect end that he comes back round to show the camera the damage.
♪Our mouse in the middle of our street.
Our mouse is our castle and our keep ♫
*jumps around with to music by the mouse of pain*
♪
Our mouse -- sort of the ordinary.That's right -- don't want to hurt nobody.
Some-things-sure-get-squished-beneath-our-feet.
Standing on the mouse.
♪ And you may tell yourself.. This is not my beautiful mouse!
♪ Our mouse
is a really really nice mouse
♪ with 4 legs and a tail
on a blog he will not fail
now everybody sing with me. …♪
♪ Our mouse, in the middle of our street
Our mouse, in the middle of our? ♪
♪ …feet. ♪
*sends apology to the poor, flattened mousie*
welcome to the mouse of fun…
OMG, one time we set a mousetrap, and while watching tv heard it snap. We had captured one of the kids pet mice that had gone missing a few months back……..”Marty”
That’s nothing… this is a true story. My brother and I used to live in my parent’s basement (he still does). He was up late playing video games one night and saw a mouse move out of the corner of his eye. He ran upstairs, got a mouse trap and baited it, sliding it back behind the bookshelf.
After a bit, he checked, and the trap was picked clean. He ran back upstairs and got every single mouse trap in the house. He arranged the traps around a central trap with some pizza sausage as the bait. He then watched as the mouse tried for the sausage. Mouse tried, and retreated.
My brother then sat there with a SOFTBALL waiting for the mouse to come back, thinking that while the mouse was trying for the sausage, he’d throw the ball and trigger one of the surrounding traps and get the mouse. Mouse tried again and ran past to the other side of the basement.
Sensing his loss, my brother goes back to his video games, then shortly hears a SNAP… a DIFFERENT mouse had tried for the sausage and failed. He then decided to go to bed, and instead of tempting fate to accidentally step on a trap later, he triggered them all with a metal hanger, waking me up, thinking the world was coming to an end.
Meh. I guess you sort had to be there, huh?
No, I got the visual. But then, I hung out with a lot of stoners back in the day. I wouldn’t say I could see this clearly, but I can say that it’s there through the haze.
He he. Hamsters are a lot worse. We had at least 20 babies in an aquarium tank and they got out when my (at the time) 4 year old brother tipped the tank over. Those things reproduce faster than anything I’ve ever seen… besides trolls anyway.
We found them in traps, crushed like pancakes under stuff, and in various other disturbing places for years after that. Sometimes dead ones would turn up in the weirdest places that just had to make you say, “Wadafuh?!?”.
You… found… them… for… years?
That’s a bit disturbing.
When I was growing up, I had a white pet mouse. “Blanc” was his name. From the very first day with us, our dog, Silky, coveted that mouse. She would stalk the cage and just sit there for hours watching it. One day I while I was at school, Silky somehow managed to open the cage. When I got home, there was Blanc, laying on the floor, entrails and all.
Hey, Red, did you post that link, yet? Point me to it if you did.
tee hee! We had hamsters too–you are sooooo right!
The worst was a snake that escaped and surprised me when I opened my underwear drawer……
*refuses to stay at step-sister’s house because of their snakeS*
*is terrified of snakes*
*shudders*
Me too. Earlier this summer I was picking the kidlets up from my mom’s and saw a little garden snake in the front flower patch. It took me an hour to get myself back out the door, and I still veer wide of that patch.
*shudders again*
*agrees with Avis*
One of the guys I work with threatened to put a bull snake in my car.
*shudders*
There’s a reason I lock my car at work, and it’s not because of thieves.
Snakes. It just had to be snakes.
But on a serious note, I was this close to receiving a poisonous snake bite while walking in some mountains in Japan, when I almost stepped on a Japanese grass snake, or Yamakagashi, before my mother yelled at me to freeze. Thanks to her, I didn’t die of blood clotting in my leg. Those things are very deadly.
Gracie!! You reminded me about a friend who was selling a nice BMW fairly cheap. What he “forgot” to mention to potential buyers was that a snake was loose inside….somewhere….
My family is supposed to move to New Mexico. In the high dessert. Where the snakes live. My folks seem to think we won’t see any. Because they never have when they visit. I’ve pointed out that we are mostly there in the dead of winter, and when we are there in any other season, well… snakes blend in with their surroundings VERY EASILY.
*wonders what kind of dessert snakes eat*
*ahem*
Desert.
*ahem*
I used to have that problem too, but one of my teacher’s in Junior High gave me the answer. You want seconds of dessert, therefor, dessert has the second s.
That’s a good way to remember it.
I suppose one could take it even further and say that since deserts are lonely, you know there’s only one “s”.
The desert is just fine as long as I’m looking at it through the window of a car with lots of gas and air conditioning as I travel through it to somewhere nice.
*loves run on sentences*
Aw. I feel so isolated. I LOVE snakes!
Okay, snake-loving she-peeps! Let’s band together! WOOHOO!
*hears crickets*
Dang.
I like snakes, but I like them where I can see them. No wilderness snakes please.
I’m not so much of a she-peep, but I’m with you on the love for snakes. I had to give my beloved Burmese away a few years ago and I still think about her.
Sorry I didn’t see your comment earlier, DW, but I love snakes. I have had several as pets — green tree snakes, gartner snakes. They’re really quite cool to have around.
*puts straw in mouse’s mouth, blows into straw* *POP* There – no more flat mouse!! All better.
Is that a honey straw?
A whole pack of them — only $1, or was it $3?
Thanks! That was very sweet of you!
Sticky sweet!
Your Eeek! a … method for determining the volume of an irregularly squished flat Mouse.
Hey Fuzz, welcome back! Assuming you’re really back, of course …
Fuzz? Who is this Fuzz of which you speak? All I see is someone who bears a striking resemblance, but a different name.
Zombies aren’t always so easily fooled.
He’ll always be fuzz to me, too, ZA.
*Gets all warm and fuzzy inside*
aww, you guys are gonna turn a specter into a blushing spectacle
*gives Ouija boards all around ... in case anybody wants to, ah, get ideas*
They have a pill for that now Qwaz.
BFF, perhaps it is ghost of a concept???
who can tell what's back or fronting within these planes of virtuality ... maybe a golden medium ... but for now, nearer my stilled heart to thine, undead but not forgotten <3He even turns his head when opening the door, and still amazingly fails to see that the truck by now is half way to the ramp.
Ninja indeed…. :-/
We had something similar happen at a truck stop a few years ago that a friend manages – but it was a LOADED SEMI.
With all the other trucks in the lot, the driver didn’t notice that the truck had started creeping shortly after he got out of it.
By the time he reached the building, it had caught up, crashing into the employee break area and driving a steel beam from that area through the men’s room.
He had walked in front of it while it was barely moving, but hadn’t noticed. He was coming through the side door, facing the truck pumps, just as the truck hit the building. He jumped about a foot off the ground from the impact off to his left, then looked over and said something to the effect of “Is that my truck?”
Are you certain he didn’t say something that rhymes with “Is that my truck?”
A little grease a day does not keep the tow truck away.
Grease is the word.
…is the word, is the word.
Butter spread the word.
In this economy, we’ve got to milk it for more than it’s worth.
Wheyt, it will get butter.
I curd use a little stimulus now, theng-kew-veddy-much.
We need to do what we can now, casein things don’t improve.
I’m feeling lactosidasical about the whole thing.
Apparennetly.
Ok, this pun run is udderly ridiculous…
Don’t feel cow-ardly, jump right in.
And it might cause intolerance as it lacks-tase(t)
It curd be worse …
whey worse, moo-re worse, c(r)uddy worse,
like this post!!
This pun run is getting a bit sour, the cream has already been skimmed off …
now that is just cheesy….
No, its true!! This run has been churned to death!!
well, unless you come up with a butter explanation…
I thought bird was the word?
a park in the walk
Walking in the parkway, parking in the walkway.
Ms B !! woo hoo!
MS B!!!!! WHOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!
(jinx)
*mmmmlllllfffffff*
Little Girl Blue >ZAP!ZAP!ZAP!< Dot Org !
Oh, and Thanky!
*squeeze*
Whoa, that was weird… Hmmm… Copy and paste has failed me.
I unjinxed her, too, but it got eaten.
YAY!!!!! Ms B!!!!!!!!!
*breaks out fun beverages*
Bar’s open in celebration!!!!!!
*leads “POWERED BY” parade with huge effigy of Ms B on float*
*jets perform colo(u)rful fly-by*
*the Berlin Philharmonic follows behind*
*salutes in jeep, in front*
*troops fire cannons in celebration as orchestra plays the 1812 overture*
*watches parade while sipping a mimosa*
*does flyby of parade with the Enterprise leading assorted starfleet ships*
*ships skywrite, “Woohoo Ms B!!!!*
*Ships fire torpedoes that exploded into fireworks in time with 818 overture*
*wonders what the 818 overture is*
*wonders as well*
What’s that girl? Timmy fell in the well?
I’m sorry guys, the Doctor is running late. We’ll have to move the 8:18 overture to 9:30. Please fill out these insurance forms while you wait.
*skaweeeeezystarfishy*
*supersqueezyLGBeezy*
The lesser-known prequel to the 1812 overture.
Oops sorry, that’s the Star Date equivalent of 1812.
Nice backpedal there, Scott.
especially since it’s wrong
Heehee! I’ve had lots of practice.
*Judy squeeze*
Is there a handy dandy date conversion chart from Star Date to Overture time??
fireworks in time, indeed ... works for me!Probably Elsa_Mama. In truth I’m not a huge Trekkie, I just have the right name.
And at times the right Avatar …
Lol, yes, for special occasions.
There’s a conversion calculator online. The only problem is that it uses a Stardate reformat date of year 2323 to zero out the calendar, so everything before that is a negative number (1812 is something like -50312.8, don’t remember the exact number it gave me).
Google is your friend, Elsa!
yep — I love Mr. Google, his brother Google Scholar is nice too… but a little bit uptight.
YAY!! Ms B for the brake fail! Woohoo!
*¡dod*
*nןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
¡¡¡¡ǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝɥʍ
Congrats to Ms B!!!!!!!
*offers blogmonster some cake*
Thanks, Ms B and Judy!!!
*squeezies*
Stop
Collaborate
Staple
%&@*!!! Ouch!!!
Not flat anymore — you were reinflated with a honey straw … up there ^^
Although the staples might has released all the air again …
and listen.
Hardwaretooltime.
Hammer Time?
You can’t touch this.
*touches*
*panics and runs off*
*zooms after moomin in safari jeep*
♫ With your feet in the air and your head on the ground ....Sounds like you’re ready to get nailed.
*SNORK!*
…or examined.
I know it’s freezing and uncomfortable, but just relax while I do something unnatural with this metal object.
♫ Where is your mind!?In my head on the ground whilst my feet circle idly overhead.
cirque de soleEver have that sinking feeling like your forgetting something?
never.
Once.
I don’t remember.
I have a feeling I have forgotten this before.Never more……
Wow – we haven’t had a driving-related video fail in days.
Woot.
So — what happens?
Man walks away from truck, truck rolls away from man.
Man fiddes with locked door, enters room. Truck sneaks behind him to roll back down the driveway ramp. Man exits door, notices truck not in parking spot, runs down ramp. Man drives truck with smashed-up hood back into garage, swinging the front toward the camera for money-shot of accident damage.
Looked to me like he looked in the pick-up’s direction when he was opening the door. But I could be seeing things.
I think it’s hard to see, but there’s a little wall there that would have been in the way of his line-of-sight to the truck.
I saw that, too…
He probably thought he was seeing things, too…that is, the truck moving… 
Maybe he thought it would stop on its own and go back to where he left it. Maybe his name’s Moe Ron.
Do my eyes deceive me, or are you guys actually commenting on the fail?
Eh… it happens every now and then, and usually on the video fails, since those who are video impaired need help figuring out what happened.
No, you’re just seeing things…
Ummmm….
*covers up Mouse’s explanation*
ACTUALLY, it’s a vid of two teenagers jumping up and down on an inflatable bouncy castle and one of them bounces a little too hard, sending the other flying up into a tree where he gets stuck in a forked branch. Just at the moment a cat climbs the tree, walks over to him and sits on his head. With the added weight of the cat, the branch breaks and he falls back onto the bouncy castle. The cat runs off and the jagged branch pops the bouncy castle, which shoots all over the backyard, like a balloon propelled by leaking air.
It was SO totally not a driving fail.
What does that have to do with a parking brake?
Title fail.
Hee! That’s mean, Dragon. In a funny way, of course.
*squeeze*
Aw. I just wanted to put a funny picture in her head so she wouldn’t be grumpy about having another driving fail.
It was a funny picture! Too bad we don’t really have a fail that goes with it.
I think we need it. Ok, do we have some volunteers to act this out for us? I’ve got a good camera we can use.
I think this is an EXCELLENT idea for the next time we have pedo/bigot fail.
I’ll be the bouncy castle. Being a balloon and all.
*boing boing boing!*
Can I be the cat?
I thought you did get on well with cats, or is it just Azrael that’s a problem?
*hands Judy a pair of fuzzy kitteh ears*
*hands Judy some Extra Long Lee press on nails filed to sharp points*
Meow…
*purrs*
Judy…are you…snoring??
*Pets snorkitty*
*speaking in a very quiet voice*
And here, we have the snorkitty, a rare breed of feline that only appears when a joke is made or there is a hilarious occurence, and promptly falls asleep adorably, snoring gently, almost inaudibly We must approach it quietly, lest it awakens.
It is single-handedly responsible for keeping Breath-Rite™ in business.
What’s this? It seems that we are in the presence of the extremely rare Naturus Documentarius, a timid creature who is known to film footage of animals and explain their behaviour. Although the animal has been seen all over the world, footage of it is very hard to find.
Oooooh. I love this show.
*tunes in*
*snork!*
Cat on a hop teen roof.
Break it like Catham
Oooh oooh oooh — I must get home to see this bouncy castle fail!!! It sounds tremendously entertaining!!!
Hee — you should be a writer or something, DW.
I keep telling her that! Maybe if we both keep on her…
I’ll think about it. :p
Let us know what you decide.
This video was filmed perfectly. Thank god to high res security cameras and ninja SUVs.
The truck was just looking for a good time. I love a good roll down a hill.
And there she goes! Congrats, babe!
Thanks, sis!
*squeeze!*
Did it break its crown?
And did Jill come tumbling after?
Powered by MsB! Woohoo!
*throws confetti*
*starts bubble machine*
*wheels in shiny chrome confetti cannon*
*overloads cannon with powder and confetti*
*checks for safety*
*nervously lights fuse and dives underground*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!
Woop woop sass for Ms B.
*runs to the store*
*returns with sparklers*
*hands out sparklers*
*takes sparkler*
*beems with pride*
Nobody wants sparklers? I know Judy has had some unfortunate encounters but…
Hee hee! Judy, they’re confusing us again!
did your hair grow back yet, MsB?
Some of these peeps are so easily confused!
*drives by post*
*drop-kicks ‘e’ and replaces with ‘a’*
*speeds away*
Is it your spelling or your typing? Did you put the ‘e’ you stole from the typwriter in the previous post on your keyboard in place of your ‘a’?
That’s quite possible. Oh, reminds me. I need to see what happened with that…
LGB, I finally asked coffee man out. He turned me down. Said he didn’t want to start dating somebody he works with.
I can be there with a grinder to put coffee man into in less than a day. Would you like?
No, thanks. His reason’s valid. If he had laughed at me or insulted me it would be a different matter, but I’m actually not that upset over it. I didn’t have my hopes up for him like I did for Yo-yo man (formerly known as PT).
Okay, but I would stop drinking the same coffee as him. He obviously has no taste.
*specialluvyousqueeze*
*giggles*
I call him coffee man because I was going to ask him out for coffee. Thanks, though.
*BBBsqueeze*
Aw. I understand, too, but I’m also sorry to hear it.
*comfortsqueeze*
Thanks, Dragon.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
If anyone laughs at you, I’ll glower at him for ya’!
Aww, thanks! Is it any wonder that I love you guys?
*birdysqueeze*
Well, it’s a good enough reason. So darn hard to meet men in a decent atmosphere! (I’d say Mookie got very, very lucky on FB.)
But, the most important thing is, Gracie, you had the freakin’ cajones to ask. It will empower you for the next attempt(s).
*sistasqueeze*
p.s. PT had baggage and issues. You’re better off without him.
Amen Sister!! Testify!!
*starting Gracie fan club*
*hands out membership applications*
*gets misty-eyed*
*SQUEEZE*
Thanks LGB. And I have hope again, as well. I didn’t before.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
I’m not sure Benny found this funny. What do you guys think?
Benny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA’d
F-f-f-f-fuzz? Is-s-s-s that y-y-y-y-ou?
*quakes in boots at sight of apparation*
fuzz was never than a concept and is no more now.
(quoth the ravin')
... was never more than ... that is ... no more ... etc.quoth the ghost of the idea of the Raven
you Poe you payWhich is it then, the pit or the pendulam.
I concur, there wasn’t much enthusiasm, and he didn’t laugh that much.
Vehicles rolling down hills…that’s Benny’s speed.
*cues up Yakety Sax as Benny starts chasing after the truckl*
*smiles and truckls*
Maybe he’s looking for art supplies… ht tp://www.manta.com/coms2/dnbcompany_g7nrnl
That just goes to show: you gotta keep on trucking. You can’t ever stop.
My favorite bit is that it’s a Toyota truck.
*snork!*
Toyota trucks: Built smart… so that you don’t have to be.
It is a testament to the durability that the truck was still drivable.
grr… stupid margin pre failure.
MY Ford would have made it up that ramp, even if it had to tow that Toyota up there. There’s no substitute for cubic inches and I have 460 of them!
vroom vroom!
Yeah. That’s a really “useful” m(otor)-penis you got there. Because it can’t compete with a normal car in any single category other than *vroom vroom*! ^^
*THWACK*
Wanna bet? You have no idea how nice it is to see 4 or 5 vehicles ahead of you in traffic.
Wait … zombies … drive?
LOL … I’m in California … ’nuff said.
wish it was
toyota trucks: built for dinosaurs
Nice avatar, TR!
*legsqueeze*
haha thanks
*squeeze with tiny arms*
*points and laughs at the tiny arms*
Diggin’ the tiny arms and the new avatar, TRex!
*squeeze*
*orders sign from signage shop*
*waits two weeks*
*receives sign*
*plugs in*
*sparkle*WELCOME, TRex!*sparkle*
Awww… crap. Does this mean that everytime I say T. Rex’s name, I’m going to have to italicize it, since it is technically the scientific, Latin name for a particular species of dinosaur?
Maybe could we just call Rex, Rex? Maybe?
I spose it’s up to TRex, of course, but I would be in favor of some sort of acronym. ATR, perhaps? TR?
haha rex, atr, trex all sounds good
“trex.” I like it. Can be like “T. Rex” or “trecks.”
Anyone second the motion?
I could walk the Trex path.
I’m just going to use ATR. It sounds like a kind of Star-Wars walker.
thanks man
ooooh shiny!
*amazed by sign*
*squeeze*
Do you think we should just get one sparkly “WELCOME” sign and forgo the adding of names? That two week wait is a bummer.
Maybe we could make the name signs with glitter and paste on posterboard? That would only take a minute or three.
OooooOOOOoooooh! I could use my glitter pens! Please please please!!!
The avatar that offers what the name promises. Gotta love brutal honesty!
♪truckin
down a one way ramp
rollin♪
down til no more I cant
♪go boom
oh no oh I shant
cant get no freakier than this. …♪
Poor car!
Doesn’t it just “brake” your heart?
What happens next keeps me in suspension.
I’m wheely anxious about it.
You can’t be too carful.
Sounds like he got up on the wrong side of the bed.
Your joke fell flat.
I think he’s tired.
maybe he just needs to be jacked up a little.
That’s okay, I think I can prime my own pump.
Thank you very much.
He just needs a little spring in his step.
Maybe he fluid levels are low and he needs to be topped off.
better check the dipsticks …
Watch it folks. Don’t make me get the belt!
Wheelie? How come?
Hee! You and your sis are using the same brain today!
That would explain why I’m having trouble getting any work done here.
Are you thinking about cookies too?
No….actually, I’m eating some. Chocolate covered grahams. Have some?
*offers plate of goodness*
*omnomnomnom*
*urp*
Fank-oo!
I understand that brain sharers are smarter when they are together.
that would explain how come ZA's such an intelligent smartass ... although he's not always together*snorkroffle*
*RIGLMAO*
*wonders if that make him stupider*
*looks hopeful*
I love chocolate-covered graham crackers.
*pours Judy a glass of milk*
There’s enough for all! Thanks for the milk!
Sounds yummy!
*takes a chocolate-covered graham cracker and a glass of milk*
*noms*
One of the best things to do with graham crackers is to take them, break them in half, spread frosting on one piece, and sandwich them! YUMMMMMMY!
You’re going to make me hungry again.
(Vanilla frosting?) *has done that*
*has done chocolate frosting, too*
*wonders if Gracie and Judy talk about sex*
*scrolls up*
*is relieved to find out it isn’t so*
*snork!*
I mean…Arthur!
*squeeze*
Not this time, Arthur!
*byesqueeze*
*frosting squeeze*
No, wait, that doesn’t sound right!
Yes it does, Admiral.
*stickysqueeze!*
I made me a boat.
*sailsqueeze*
*splish splish splish*
*soggysqueeze*
That’s old news. You know when you tickle one of them, the other smiles.
Maybe they are siamese twins and are joined at the funny bone?
*tickles GS*
*ticklesqueezes Gracie*
But if you tickle her too much, I tinkle.
*giggles*
If you tinkle when you tickle
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie?
Always do!
Oh, crap…
*squeeze!*
*return squeeze!*
^^ two wheely-ersStill the sweet-talker, aren’t you?
*gives Judy a Ouija board ... so's we can cyber*shudder
LGB what’s the phobia of Ouija boards?
Phasmophobia – fear of ghosts.
Also, just for fun:
Rhabdophobia – fear of magic wands.
Don’t have Phasmophobia, but Ouija boards freak me the H-E-double hockey sticks out!!
Couldn’t find the specific for Ouija.
They freak me out too, 3Bs.
*shudder*
I remember being a kid and telling my mother that I had played with one at a friend’s house, and she came unglued at me…
My mom had a story that kept me from playing with them EVER!!
When she was at a Girl Scout camp, they were playing with one of those things. The board said that a girl would die in the bathroom. (outhouse) When the week ended and everyone went home just fine, they blew it off. Two weeks later, a girl went missing. They found her body about 15 feet from the loo. I’ll just stay away from those cursed things thank you!
Do Not Want! Back awayyyyy from the Ouija board!
How was your daughter’s flight, 3Bs?
Good. She and her step-sister both came in on the same flight. They pretty much used each other as pillows and slept most of the flight.
I always thought the fear of Ouija boards was called “normal”, but I never had much experience with that condition myself. It’s an inanimate object, to be feared when it’s thrown at you by someone.
No matter what you thing of John Edwards, I like what he said about Ouija boards: Would you invite a stranger into your house?
Gave me the creeps.
Ahhhhhhhh … not a troll in the bunch. Isn’t it bee-yoo-tiful?
*squeezes for all FPs before returning to work*
*squeezes LGB*
Just ‘cuz.
*squeezes LGB and Dragonwriter*
↑ Ditto.
Will somebody please kick me the hell off the blog so that I can get some work done?!?
*BOOT!*
*watches as LGB sails towards a tree with a cat in it*
Woooooops.
Ah, the voice of reason. Thanks, DW.
*squeeze*
I’ll be back later, and bringing ketchup!
*wonders what the ketchup is for — hopefully not the cat….*
I wondered the same thing.
How’ve you been, Elsa_Mama? I don’t think I’ve seen you for a while. Last I heard, you had two new kittens in the household. How are they doing?
Kitties are doing great!! My younger dog still think they are his personal toss toys .. so I am still keeping them separate. My house is on the market — looking to move to something smaller…. I have been quite busy – so I just pop in now and then and sometime I am too tired to jump into the fray …
We’re glad to see you whenever you can!
*squeeze!*
Erm…noooooo. Not the cat.
There’s a famous bumper sticker-tshirt-general saying in the fantasy world: “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”
(And if you played Farmville, Judy, you’d see a sign like that on a certain person’s farm!! :p)
Which has me wondering if LGB has visited my farm, because I don’t show her as being my neighbor!
AA, I am severely Facebook challenged. I saw that sitting on the home page and I thought, whaddafu? Has the skipper lost his … skip?
The first time I saw that bumpersticker was in San Diego. I laughed for about 5 minutes solid — couldn’t even breathe.
*puts a Breathe-Rite strip on the snorkitty*
Oooh, I want one!
You can find T-shirts that say that at almost any store that sells L.A.R.P. games. Stores that sell crystals and tarot cards seem to have them too.
I used to have one I got a Renn. Faire. I wore it ’til it fell apart.
*sigh*
Podunk doesn’t have stores like that.
*brightens*
I know! Road trip for shopping!
I’m in!
*hops in car with earth-friendly reusable shopping bags and sturdy shoes*
*puts in CD of driving music*
*sets cruise control at Mario Andretti*
*ZOOOM!
What part of the country do you live in again?
Any major city will have some shop somewhere that sells them. Check with a T-shirt store, on of those novelty type T-shirt stores. Or look on-line. Cafe Press is bound to have it.
If you take a map of the US and put your finger in the middle of it, that’s my house. Just kidding. I live in SW Nebraska, and the Podunk town I live in is the biggest one around (8,000 people). If I’m going to drive somewhere for shopping, I’m pretty much right between Denver and Lincoln.
Either of those two towns would have a shop that has that T-shirt. Look for the store that caters to college students. Bookish college students. Nerdy, if you will.
I can call them nerdy because I am nerdy, and I don’t mean it as an insult.
There is a place in your town where you can find that shirt. If it’s a college town, that shirt is there somewhere.
Oh!! Oh!! Come to Denver. I can show you LOTS of shops!!
Supposedly. We’re supposedly a college town. It’s a community college. Whee. I suppose I could check the game shop, but I can’t think of anyplace else here that would carry it.
You don’t want to find it there.
*goes Jedi*
Those are not the stores you are looking for. You want to go to Denver and shop with Bopper*
Not to burst BBB’s bubble, but you could always find it on-line. But if you do, you’ll have to wear it when you go shopping with BBB.
*clapping*
My daughter was wearing this t-shirt when I picked her up at the airport.
“If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my mother.”
Man, I love that kid!
BBB, I would love to come to Denver and shop with you! Unfortunately, it’s not in the budget until at least March.
*sigh*
Raincheck?
March sounds about right for rain. See you then.
NERD – Not Even Remotely Dorky.
I’ve seen you quote that saying before – I love it! And I might check out Farmville one of these days. When I’m tired of CafeWorld.
If you do it right, FV only takes two minutes or so per day.
(Obviously not many people do it right.)
*considers checking out Farmville as well*
It seems I cannot keep up with things that require me to be on at an exact time each day. I will sadly be closing my cafe and will not be starting a farm
Dishes spoil. Crops rot in the field. Happens to all of us. *shrug*
*squeezyDW*
I’m glad you caught my drift!
I got it…I GOT IT!!
*reaches out with catcher’s mitt*
OOOOOOMPHHH!!!
*THUD*
*muffled voice*…
No worries! I caught it all on video!
So that’s what’s different! I knew something seemed different about today, but couldn’t place my finger on it. Thanks!
*detaches finger and places it on the difference*
*hopes it’s OK if he keeps his finger here for a bit*
You need to move it here…
*motions*
The “here” would be exactly where LGB???? You will never get any work done that way!!
Depends on the type of work, Elsa_Mama!
*skaweeze*
Nice to see you!
offer ZA ET’s finger to use in the meantime….
Do NOT give that man ET’s finger!!!
Don’t worry – I’ve got them all safely tucked away.
Tucked where?!?!?
*whispers*
I can’t wait until [he] sits down!
:shocked:
8 and – and O =
Apparently tiny smilies aren’t an option.
How cool would that be if it worked though?!
Indeed.
would have more emphasis if miniscule.
How do I write tiny? Wait, how do I make my TYPE tiny.
*wipes forehead* Whew.
It’s the same way you get italics, but you use “pre” instead of “i”.
Put “pre” in between less than/greater than symbols, to end the tiny type do the same thing only with “/pre”.
HTML works, so you can do things like (remove spaces) …
< b > bold text < /b >
< i > italic text < /i >
< pre >
< /pre >
< code >
monospaced text< /code >< br > < br >
Hopefully that worked as expected.
Thanks. I realized that I had a doofus goofus shortly after it posted, but by then, I was hoping that if I didn’t say anything, people would think that I meant to do that.
I underestimated the willingness of FP’s to be helpful and never miss a oopsy.
We like oopsies.
*squeeze*
BBB, clickie for a useful link!
That was awesome!! Thanks BFF.
$^(**&*&*&#@ stoopit parking brake.
Bugga!
(To quote the old NZ Toyota ad… for all those peoples far away)
Love that ad! Somebody sent it to me via email.
I have to give kudos to Toyota though. Both the lights still work even though it now has a droopy eye.
This isn’t a fail: It’s Dude, Where’s My Car 2!
So… it IS a fail then?
*snort*
kafleen! Nice to see you!
*pouncetacklesqueeze*
*happywiggle*
No, because it was MEANT to happen! But, I guess it is.
*sniff sniff*
Yep – sure smells like a staged video.
Yes. That was nature’s way of ridiculing his m(otor)-penis. ^^
*THWACK-THWACK*
* I’d love to see the video from downstairs *
It stops in the middle when a big blue truck smashes into it.
*snork!*
Oh lawd
It is kinda loud. Maybe we should ask them to turn it down.
won’t you buy me
a Mercedes Benz
7th non-reply!!!
Here’s my non-denial denial!
poor taco
poor Paco
I gotta split Failers. I’ll be here tomorrow all shiny and happy with Daughter mine in tow. I’m looking forward to introducing her to all the wonderful people here. Hope to see a few true and faithful sliding around the posts.
*supersqueezesgoodbye*
Aw. I’ll be traveling most of the day tomorrow and won’t be able to be here. Give your daughter a big dragon-squeeze for me, okay?
Same here, I’ll be in a car all day!
So give her a birdie sized squeeze too!
Sliding around? Who’s bringing the Slip n’ Slide?
I’ll be here at work, trying to look busy.
Oh no, no, no! He see’s that it is moving AND he looks back as he goes through the door! You know the Insurance company is gonna see this, or should!
Yeah…when you focus on his head you see that he looks back twice at his car as it moves and yet he ignores it.
You have to love cat eye security lenses. It looks like the floor is going back and forth in a convex motion.
Rollin down a ramp,
Should put on a clamp,
For Goodness Sake,
Put on your brake.
The break broke…
No ….. the brake broke.
i love how he drives the truck back up at the end and it’s all F*$@ed up
I thought some of the FailBlog (ir)regulars might enjoy the title of tonight’s episode of Dirty Jobs:
h t t p://dsc.discovery.com/videos/dirty-jobs-rocky-safety-third/
First!
Last.
That was fast.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
You’re gonna love this one…
Don’t know
Best parking brake fail on fail blog. lol.
That’s one heck of a big garage for him to pull the car around and pull it out forwards after it went in front-first.
nice job…
how do you not notice it rolling when its that close to you?
Dude! Have you seen how quiet these trucks are these days? It was like a ninja.
I don’t think his insurance covers blind stupidity.
I swear it looked like he looked at the truck as it was slowly gliding by, too. I guess he was just looking at the doorknob though?
Weird.
Maybe he didn’t care at first.
oh well, its not my car so it’s funny ^.^
fooool XD ahahahaha
I like that he knew where it was right when he walked out.
It’s because he looked in the car’s direction when he went in the room. I can’t believe he prioritized continueing over stopping his car, he must’ve had a Homer moment (D’oh!).
nice =PPPPPPPPPPPPP
This is no brake fail! Only idiot select “D” (seems, this is automatic transmission vehicle) activate handbrake and walk away. There is still torque transmitted to handbraked whells that may due to weak brake but trought it and move car. Handbrake is not designed for this stupid action. Always select “parking” – this mode disconect engine torque from drvivetrain and lock flywhell. (bad english – I’m from Europe, not usa)
don’t worry about it, most americans on the internet type worse than you.
…i think i just verbally owned over 3/4 of america…
I find it really hard to believe he didn’t notice his car rolling away. Totally set it up for insurance!
He turned his head, he had to have seen it.
He parked obviously near the ramp part for it to move.
Then all of a sudden after hes in the door then goes back?? And drives by the camera??
Insurance claim fraud FAIL?
Buahahah! It looks like a monster, just creeping out of its place slowly, then BOOM!
You can see the men look back to see if was there ! When he gite to the door he look at the truck .