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Will trade chemo therapy for Hanna Montana tickets
How radiant of you.
Will trade Hannah Montana tickets for cancer.
Happily.
Rofl!!
I always read that as Rolf, and then always think Harris.
My kids don’t need no stinkin vaccine!
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Also, remember this very important warning!
GREAT WARNING!
I couldn’t see it…
Reminds me of cake or death…
i see shaking………….i blame porn
WTS AIDS vannice (100% sucess on kittens and puppies) for YOUR SOULZ!:D
-sucess=(grammar win)
Me too!!! Always read it as ROLF
lol
this aint a fail….the swine flu shot is too risky!
It is, actually. It’s been known to cause brain damage.
Oh, right. Can you remind me of the source for this info? Where was this study published again?
I’m not on either side of the flu shot thing, but here’s the link about the brain damage.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=919713
I’ll take the cancer
Just please, don’t make me go to the Hannah Montana concert!
deal.
but now you have to go to a Mylie Cyrus concert.
I wouldn’t. All that you must do is burn the tickets — you can’t do this with cancer.
you don’t watch many horror movies, do you? Everybody knows you can’t burn Hannah Montana tickets. You have to either stab them with a wooden stake or shoot them with silver bullets. (please not that medium rare steak is a poor substitute for either of these)
SA… now THAT was hilarious! I just snorted my iced tea up my nose, lemon and all….
You’re drinking it wrong!
Evil woman!!!!!
*ROLF HARRIS!*
I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA BAHAH
anything to get rid of these hannha montana tickets
2nd
rate like sarah palin?
the vaccine can gie you it
thank god there’s no joke title
Yes, or forced follow up joke
Bad Medicine, anybody?
♫ Shot through the heart… ♪ (must be atropine)
i’ll trade my liver for black label whiskey
lol
want to trade liver for alcohol
lets drink
black label whiskey?
but where do we get it from?
Um, Scotland?
Leaving an 11 year old in charge isn’t going to be a Bed of Roses.
Have some optimism. You have to keep the faith.
In her shoes, I’d argue It’s My Life.
She gives love a bad name.
Seven kids home alone? It’ll be one wild night.
Mmmmm, I can !magine when she returns she will be wanted dead or alive by social services.
I wonder if she’ll be coming home for Christmas or whether she’ll Always be gone.
With a mother like that, those kids are living on a prayer.
Raise your hands if you think the kid will be a runaway at 12.
Speaking of pun-runs…
Do any of you know the Raconteurs song Intimate Secretary? Reminds me of you guys and your rhyme-runs every time and makes me smile.
Link above.
yep, I love the Raconteurs
“I had an uncle, but he got shot.”
anyway, I’m not really worried about the lady’s kids getting the swine flu shot, it just makes me sad someone would want to see Bon Jovi that much… 0.o
With a mother like that, it’s gonna be a 3 dog night.
i see wat did there
But as a mother she gave love a bad name anyway
Atleast he won’t have the H1N1 virus
The piggy plague is NOT THAT BAD, had it.
It still is bad, did kill others you know…
Yes, mainly those with underlying previous health issues.
I was slightly worried about the swine flu before I read that each year the “normal” flu kills about 10.000 people – in my country alone. From that moment on I wasn’t too woried anymore.
Yup, the statistics speak for themselves on this one, which is worrying for numbers to do.
*hides behind the sofa*
It’s also being reported that people with swine flu and no other health issues are typically recovering just like any other strain of flu.
Yup, you feel crappy as hell for about a week, and that is about it.
My son got it and is getting over it. He was quarantined for a week in his barracks and now is back to work.
It sucks. It’s no fun. But it’s not the end of the world. At least for me and mine.
Yeah, the “catch it and your dead” was mostly people mocking it early on, not the actual scientists. In practice, if you catch it, it’s basically just having a really bad flu. It’s a brutal one, but it’s not much more fatal than the normal kind. The danger comes from the GREATLY increased risk of catching it, as nobody has any resistance yet. That said, if someone’s going to die of it, it would be a child (much lowered immune system), so this FAIL is still horrifying.
My son (6) was one of the first, the doctors came out to the house in gowns and face masks, scared my little man silly. They then started diagnosing over the phone. Hope the scare mongering doesn’t happen when it hits again in the winter. He had the tamiflu, felt rubbish for about a week, then fine.
Agreed I had it and it gave me terrible joint pain for a week, a mildly sore throat and a cough that I didn’t shake for a couple of weeks. But apart from that it was fine. In fact it just replaced my normal flu. At least it’s summer now though
I don’t care what people say. It is not “just like the regular flu.”
I had it. I went from a cough and feeling bad to having bronchitis that was pushing pneumonia in 3 days. It cost me (with health insurance) $300 in medication, $300 in doctor’s visits, and a week and a half out of work. I was still not really well when I went back to work, but I couldn’t afford to miss any more. It took 4 weeks to really feel like I was recovering, and 7 weeks before the doctor told me my bronchial tubes were clear.
The flu doesn’t do that. Sorry to steal everyone’s calm with a dose of reality. Also, kids are more likely to die than adults are. That woman needs to have the kids taken away, badly.
Well, it’s possible you already HAVE some conditions you’re not sharing, or not aware of. You may have asthma or allergies, and are most likely a smoker if you went into bronchitis & pneumonia so quickly.
I get B & P every year because of my asthma, so when I get the ‘normal’ flu, I get bad-sick for nearly a month too.
Besides, I don’t trust too many vaccines & preventatives. We have an immune system for that reason; to build up immunity. Relying on too many preventatives renders our immune system all but useless, and THAT is why we sicken easily & die more often.
Good lord, ignorance is dangerous. The reason vaccines work at all is because of your immune system. You get a shot that contains a deactivated specimen of the virus people are worried about. Your immune system sees the virus and says, “uh oh, better take care of this!” and starts producing antibodies for that virus. Then, when the real, full strength virus shows up you’ve got the antibodies all ready to go.
You’re never completely “immune” to any virus. If you’ve been vaccinated you catch it, and your body kills it quickly enough you don’t notice. If you haven’t been vaccinated you catch it, your body takes its time figuring out what’s going on, and in the meantime the virus has had time to do some damage.
Now, please, defeat ignorance and fear by spreading this info wherever necessary.
Thanks.
On the other hand, a vaccination — while comparatively safer than actually becoming sick — offers resistance to one particular strain for about a year or two, at most. Catching the virus in the regular way and having your body fight that off is far riskier, it’s true, but it also gives you a resistance to that strain and a possible resistance to very similar strains for a lot longer — up to twenty years.
So, really, for the average healthy human being, it’s a bit of a toss-up when it comes to illnesses that are very unlikely to kill them. Personally, considering I’m part of a very low-risk demographic when it comes to H1N1, I’m letting the people who need the vaccine get theirs — and if I get sick, I’m going to do what everyone who catches a contagious disease should do: stay home until I recover.
That aside, children are NOT a low-risk demographic. They’re right up there with the elderly and the immunocompromised in the group of those who need the vaccine most. This woman horrifies me.
No one is saying it’s so simple. But to the extent where we are made to feel like we have to live in a bubble and will die without this shot, that is an extreme that people are disproving naturally.
Yes, influenza DOES get as bad as you’re describing. That’s why people die from it. Silly person.
Yes, people have gotten very sick from both the seasonal flu and the swine flu, and some did die. The people who got it bad or died where those who had other issues before hand; the elderly, the very young, some pregnant women, and others with already compromised immune systems.
I worked in a hospital clinic during the peak of the swine flu season, September and October. Any one who had flu like symptoms during that time weren’t even allowed to come in to the clinic until they had a fever for more than four days or the cough was really bad in their chest. Otherwise those who called in to our office were told by our doctors to stay home because those who had come in (many) all had the H1N1 virus.
The peak season for the seasonal flu is around the middle of January. Anyone who has had flu like symptoms to this point has already had the swine flu. For the most part, from now until the end of the regular season, most people are not in danger of H1N1.
Both suck, and both can be very serious if not fatal, but for most typically healthy people will live through it no worse for the ware.
I also admit that I am not a proponent of most vaccines. I have not had the flu in at least ten+ years, and have never had an d never plan to get a flu shot. I will have my children vaccinated for things, but only with the preservative free kinds.
I will not comment on this woman’s parenting skills because I have no children of my own and I have no right.
Actually, the issue with H1N1 is that it kills percentage wise more people in the healthy 15-30 range, people with no underlying health problems. The issue is that the immune system is so strong and robust, it goes in for overkill and literally rips apart the lungs. You have less of a chance of these types of complications if you are 30+ or have a slightly less strong immune system. That is what makes H1N1 unique.
I had it, and it put me out for more than a week. I developed bronchitis that turned into pneumonia. I had shortness of breath and chest pains, and it was nasty as hell.
“Cytokine storm”, yes. That’s why they say drinking a little alcohol improves your chances of survival.
It often killed many of those that didn’t usually die from the flu, and most deaths are in 14 to 44 age group.
Tried to put this above where someone said it killed people that had underlying health problems…
Yeah, but this also goes for the normal flu. H1N1 actually is slightly more deadly than the “normal” flu. The H stands for hemagglutinin, and the N stands for neuraminidase; the numbers stand for specific types of hemagglutinin and neuraminidase. These specific types (H1, N1) make it harder for the body to fight off the infection.
Swine flu doesn’t kill people, rappers do.
What were they enclosing?
Poisonous chocolates.
Cool beans, my wrappers of choice would have been for humbugs containing anthrax.
But I like humbugs!
I know it’s risky business admitting this on here, but…
I don’t really like chocolate!
please don’t hurt me
*Faints*
Oh, bugger.
Is there a doctor online??
No, but my mother plays one on TV, is that close enough?
Oooh, really, which one?
No wait, that’s distracted me from the task at hand.
Is k@ still breathing?
*Sits up*
*Looks dazed*
Cake?
She lives!
I don’t like cake either!
*refaints*
WHAT?????
Oh. I’m in trouble now.
There are starving kids in Eritrea that would give their left leg for cake. You sit down and eat that cake right this minute young lady or no tickets to Bon Jovi.
*attempts muffled reply through cake*
Ryannon, *mrffl* I think I might have a crush on you. *gulp*
…no cake? But why?????
Her loss Garnets. I happen to have a red velvet cake in the oven as I type and it will be getting a cream cheese mousse and peppermint mousse filling along with cream cheese buttercream and I haven’t figured out how I am going to decorate it yet. I love it when people leave it up to me.
I’m making red velvet tomorrow with cream cheese frosting. We keep that recipe simple since we have other desserts to bake.
No, but I slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night… now, where would you like me to poke this finger?
Wow, Ry, I’m on my way, that sounds sinful!
yeah dude, i had it too. I’m a young woman with no health concerns. I got it in late september and i’m still sick. Off and on but still. This flu kicked my ASS.
of six young kids no doubt
An 11 year old in charge of six younger, and maybe ill, children. That’s a DarWIN.
Sort of a retroactive Darwin.
Bon Jovi? FAIL!
*doesn’t tell Granny she’s going to see them in June*
*whistles*
Been there, done that!
*cartwheels off*
*pokes you as you cartwheel*
Put your cartwheels back on. That’s indecent.
So what did you swap for the tickets?
I swapped them for some Prozac, some sleeping tablets and some vapour rub.
Do you reckon I can get some for a bottle of out of date night nurse?
I see your bottle of out of date night nurse and I raise you half a tube of cheap, Boots own Berocca imitation.
I will throw in some used and abused bandages.
Well! I have… *rifles through desk drawer*… a slightly melted Strepsil, a mysterious bottle of Chinese herbal (herpes?) medicine, and some plasters.
(This is an accurate account of the contents of my top drawer at work. Dear lord.)
I will add a nicorette patch, a beechams powder and half a tube of ibruprofen gel.
(and snap- top drawer)
Oooh, ibuprofen gel. Damn, there’s no beating that, not even with tampons and blistex.
I give in *sniff* the tickets are yours *sniff*. Enjoy, and dance a little dance for me.
I can trump you all. I still have a half a packet of spare prescription pain klllers. I ought to be able to buy a home in Florida for that.
Klllers sound dangerous.
Ha ha, but I just found a smiley faced condom in my bag!
That’s why I won’t take any less than a caravan in Southend for them.
I used to live there….trust me, you can do much better!
I owe a pharmacy.
GOOD LORD! Is that a shelf full of enemas?
You OWE them an Enema?
Don’t believe him, he’s full of sh!t.
@ K@: I lost a bet
Losing meant having to give an enema? Would winning have meant getting one?
OK I am never going to a casino with either of you!
But they are to share silly, you are coming with me!
*attacks contents of wardrobe with a vengence*
Woo!
Can we take 5 Eagles’ limo?
No.
What if the girls run him over repeatedly with it?
Now, that I could do.
Anything you ask, Ryannon!
Well in that case. How about a turkey, corn muffin and cranberry relish wrap on a whole wheat tortilla?
*pant* I ran *pant* and got one *pant* and then realised how great it looked *pant* and accidentally ate it.
Sounds good right? I got an email this morning with that recipe in it and I thought “that’s my kind of Thanksgiving meal.” I’m a simple eater.
You eat simple people? You should adjust your diet to gifted children.
They tend to be a bit gamey.
Maybe you’d get some tickets to see Jedward for that.
I would loan someone a kidney not to have to do that!
I want them in central europe
We want them to stay there!
you had your fun. now give them to us.
I want them to stay here, at Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Another hapless victim of the Global Financial Crisis. My heart goes out to this parent.
She’s trading the vaccine for concert tickets, not food.
Sarcasm has in fact grown wings and flown directly overhead.
I never thought I would see the day.
I can only assume that in this case it flew too close to the sun.
sarcastick ‘R’ us
just throw the tv out of the window – that’s the best vaccine.
Karko FTW!
You should see what she’d do for the Stones. Just weep now.
Is there much of a crossover between the two fans?
Last time they booked a tour, she had 9 children in total. She’s a serious fan *shrug*
There are no victims in Cambridge (home of Hahvahd U).
That is so crack. The fact not going to a great band in concert but trading something for the health and welfare for trade. What do you think?.
I have a belly button fluff to trade so jam can take a limousine to the concert any takers?.
Hey Jam!
Could you please check Dragon’s guestbook on her website? And no, the Admiral didn’t just take a wild guess.
I hear you.
*squeeze*
No worries Jam. I understand. Didn’t mean to get you in trouble.
I know about it to. And whats going on.
One has to worry if he has relatives in Louisiana.
WTF?
I am mad and disappointed!
Me too, in MYSELF and “some” others. There are no Innocent persons in this war just victims, bully’s on both sides. Sorry Czuhc.
You are one of the few persons I do respect on here. I will be remaining on here but just replying to the fail, or to someone else’s comment and not looking for responses. I get that.
5 eages: I always gave you the benefit of the doubt as far as some people on FB not digging some of your comments, chiding you for your spelling and grammatical errors, etc. Had I known you were a vindictive racist, I would never had embraced you. You should have kept your comments at least confined to FB; subjecting the cheeze peeps — including my own daughter — to that sort of hate is unforgivable. I have advised my daughter never to reply to you again, and I will not be replying to you in future, either.
Shame on you!
It was even worse. The reason for the asshat’s threat was Dragon’s and the Admiral’s intervention after he had made an anti-semitic comment on the lolcat’s page. I guess that says enough about that^ disgusting and outrageous (and incorrect) comment.
I would also do so. The fkn swine flu vaccine sucks.
There are two fails here :
1 letting an 11 year old babysit anyone, let alone 6 anyones.
2 letting your kid get a swine flu shot. That thing is BAD.
It’s a scam. She’s sending saline solution anyway.
she’s after Placebo tickets? Oh the treachery!
No. For Placebo she’ll offer you her mother’s pain killers that look strangely like M&Ms.
Not strange, all my painkillers look like M&M’s
good to see the heading back to normal. more funny & blunt that way. oh and this person is a mentalist.
You think she should have asked for better seats?
I reckon with 7 kids she probably doesn’t use her seat much
If she had used her “seat” a little more often she might not have so many kids.
But they are right in front. That’s not crazy. Vaccines for front and center. Not bad.
she could probably just lend Jon the 11 year old and get free tickets for life.
Bad medicine
You give love a bad name
Living on a prayer
I did the same thing when my son was little but it was his polio vaccine for Menudo tickets. God I loved Ricky Martin when he was young.
Besides, who gets polio these days anyway?
So he walks with a limp now? Who doesn’t?
Besides, he could make up some cool story about it. That’s what I did about most of my scars.
See, this one here? On my
chest?Okay, I lied, my leg.FINE! IT’S ON MY PINKY FINGER!*ahem* I got that scar hunting a lion. Killed it with my bare hands, I did.
Hmmmm, I can beat that- I have one on my knee, where a Rhino headbutted me.
haa! rhino horn?
Ok. HOW do you manage the small font? I have tried ALL the html codes I know, but to no avail.
pre inside the chevrons.
Woo hoo!
It’s the little things that make her the happiest.
Pre-what? Pre-order? Pre-fer? Pre-ternatural?
So…why don’t the and work?
Haha, forgot they’d be invisible once in the chevrons!
That should read ’small and font size’.
You must travel on an epic journey with a wise old man, and a band of dwarves, traveling to the last homely house. Find Elrond, and he will tell you the Great Secret.
Are there going to be girls there? I hope there are girls. Do you have any Mountain Dew? I hope there are girls there, I want to do one!
hello !
You really need to stay away from nature. She doesn’t like you. Y’all broke up and she moved on. Even her friends and family are trying to keep you apart.
*Pats K@’s head*
Let’s go out this weekend and bash Nature. It’ll be fun. She’ll be jealous of your fun.
The scar on my knee is from my sister. She was in one of her drunk angry rants. Smashed a beer bottle over my knee!
… Am I only one checking the syllables in that last bit (the small text) to see if you had inadvertently made a haiku?
Yup, too many syllables. Too bad.
Please please please can I get a whiff of the pit?
*raises her arm and flaps*
swine flew?
When pigs fly?
police in helicopter
are searching marijuana
Absolutely true. I certainly agree that the trade is totally bad indeed.
(Swapping child swine flu vaccines for Bon Jovi tickets? Total carnage! What a disgraceful waste and an illegal act of a treacherous rock-hard scam trade!)
the next listing will be “will trade nut-case mother for vaccine and a social worker”
What’s so cool about Bon Jovi’s pit?
While he cut his hair on his head, he is still rocking the glam look under his arms. Retro is in right now. Don’t even ask about his pubes. He rocks the bafro big time, no manscaping at all.
*wookie noises*
Mmmmmm Bouffy Pubes!
Om Nomm Nomm
The most telling statement is that she “is NOT a nut job”.
Apples to apples, I bet you are right.
That sounds familiar. This morning in the bus I grabbed a newspaper and read an article about people selling their prescribed medication.
FAKE!
CAKE!
Ummm … sadly … no.
And what’s worse, I’m pretty sure I *know* who this is.
Um…. how many people do you know who has brought the vaccine home (outside of their bodies) in such a way that it can be traded for anything? Doctors and nurses administer the vaccine, they don’t send it home with you, for crying out loud.
It’s a joke. A pretty funny one, but a joke none the less. I call this a Parenting Joke Win.
Maybe the kids already had the flu.
Look Like optimistic. keep the faith…
Phew, for a second there I thought she might be a nutcase, but the second paragraph really eased my concerns.
Fail? How about totally awesome because the swine flu shot is for assclowns who want to get doped up with mercury and other additives. Yes, it is true. The vaccine has been rushed and authorized under a presidential declaration of emergency, during which time, allows pharmaceutical companies to bypass miles of USEFUL FDA red-tape.
Sure you hear on the news about someone here or someone there coming down with nasty complications from not having the vaccination, but statistically speaking that kid might as well have been struck by lightning.
Go read the CDPH pages on swine flu carefully before calling this a fail.
Aww, did your tinfoil hat fall off?
Oh my Jesus, I just lol’d so hard I almost fell off my bed.
im not so worried about trading the vaccines for for the tickets, unless her kids have health issues that make them very necessary. im more concerned that shes leaving wants her 11 year old to babysit. Im 26 and cant handle 6 kids let a alone let 11 year old control them all. I think mommy should have thought about this before she spread her legs those 7 times and she does not know one person who could watch these kids? the 80s are over, bon jovi sucks, and her kids are all going to grow up to be serial killers.
Nah, I’d say it’s more likely they become petty thieves and prostitutes.
Hmm. All things considered, I’d say they failed as parents at the moment of conception…
Seriously? Bon Jovi?!
Agreed. She and all seven different babydaddies,wherever they are.
“to show im not a total nut case” because you would be nuts not to trade your kids health for bon jovi tickets.
Well at least she’s reasonable. I mean, she’d really need to be willing to give up the pre-vaccinated child in order to get into the center two pit sections. That’s prime douche-rocker watching real estate.
Bon Jovi would be so proud.
I don’t even know what “Bon Jovi” is
This lady is stupid, dumb ass beearch. Lets see how funny it is when her kids die from swine flu hahahaha yeah that’ll be really funny
Fake
Ya I thing ..! Fake
The swine flu vaccine is free anyways. not a very good trade
It’s also d@mned hard to GET. Which (in theory) makes it a valuable trade EXCEPT it woldn’t work that way. She doesn’t get to say, “I’m not giving my kids the shot so give it to these people.” And that alone makes it fail.
And you really don’t need the vaccine anyways unless you’re seriously ill to begin with, so…
Seriously? Forget the vaccine, I’d sell a kidney for the tickets!
“Single mom of 7″ well, that speaks volumes doesn’t it?
Single doesn’t mean never married or even divorced.
this is just so very irresponsible and eye shockingly suprising. this lady really should be locked up for possible child endangerment for this. i mean i dont trust this vaccine for the life of me, but to deny her other children but give it to her oldest is that wrong.
Not necessarily. Most people recover from it. Maybe one kid has asthma. I’m more bothered about the leaving an 11 y/o in charge of a pack of kids
The manufacturers of this hysteria should be locked up. Giving this vaccine is child endangerment.
I might be livin’ on a prayer here … I might be halfway there … but I hope Bon Jovi gets swine flu and cancels the concert.
someone needs to call CPS
I think instead of trading for bonjovi tickets she needs to be trading for some condoms..or maybe a babysitter. 7 kids = no money 4life u better get use to it !!
Why do we allow people like this to procreate?
it cant be happening ! FAKE !
It should be a WIN thou..
i think it’s great parenting!
swine flu shot will make you worse than the flu itself! beware…
Amen. Sad that you are the only person posting on here that is aware of the vaccine injuries going on out there.
Are you freaking kidding me?!?! Gots to be fake. I hope :/
WOW! Just WOW!
Any body contact CPS??
If this is true,she needs to lose those kids.
Of course it’s true! It’s on the interwebs isn’t it?
Fake. They administer the swine vax, they don’t hand it out like heroin.
LMAO hand it out like heroin!!!!!!!
lol I’m from Cambridge
Likewise. Pride renewed.
“To show I’m reasonable and not a nut case…”
Because demanding the center pit sections would be too crazy.
this makes me sick
I’m surprised with you people. Did no only else catch on to the fact that breeder is asking for 2 tickets? Who wants to place money on second ticket going to her new boyfriend of the month? Any takers? How about a side bet on her being back in 9 months, now single mother of 8 children, trading formula and diapers for something completely self-absorbed?
No only should she lose her children, she should be forced to have a hysterectomy to prevent any more crotch droppings. Furthermore, she should be forced to get a job and pay child support to each of the foster families who are raising her children, as well as repay any state benefits she received for the children.
Yeah, but it’s fake so it doesn’t matter what arguments you got built up.
hmmmm….why so excited? the kids are more than likely NOT going to die from not getting the vaccine OR as a result getting the actual swine flu. Learn to take a joke!!! You should try sedatives maybe….jeeze!!!
Looks so fake. Someone who just wanted to have a laugh typed this, and they thought it would make it even funnier to say that the oldest kid is only 11. It this was real, why would that mother even mention the age? It makes no sense, IMO it’s fake
nahhhh not gooooood…..
i like to put dead birds in my soft drink
do u?
alright fine im not some retard with no self respect i am 11 years old and accidently discoverd this website well searching 4 porn………..
actually that’s a win since the swine flu vaccine is poison.
Hilarious that she thinks her seating preferences will get her labeled as a nut job, and that using her children to score tickets to a concert and leaving an 11 year old in charge while she goes to said concert is perfectly acceptable and sane. seven children! Why do the stupid ones always breed so prolifically?
So… the 11 year old needs his/her vaccination… in order to watch the kids? How does that go, exactly?
so s/he won’t be too sick! or coughing up blood or something.
this is obviously a fake, but it’s an excellent one, because I loved the rabid responses of, e.g., “Fed up with selfish morons.”– “OMG this person should be held down and forced to undergo a surgical procedure!”
Actually, uh, no. We don’t do that in the good ol’ US of A. That would be, you know, wrong.
yeah, when you think about it this is so true!
OMG… this mother should be stabbed a million tiems in the face!!!! Stripped of her children and just brutally bashed!
haha what an idiot
its actually a parenting WIN!!!