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Marriott in the Florida Keys sure knows how to use flashy new technology to bring in the customers.
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Hotel Fail
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Marriott in the Florida Keys sure knows how to use flashy new technology to bring in the customers.
My documents THIS!!
My document THAT!!
My briefcase so THERE!!
My file cabinet HERE!!
My drawers THONG!!
my granny panties OVERALLS!
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Me too.
And Me!
what does that even mean
Marriot’s document’s… a place to forget about your labors
and care about marriot’s
so thats where they went
wow fail!!!
I wasn’t that impressed, either.
Welcome to My Network Places
Welcome to My Control Panel
it’s just a marriott, not any well known hotel, lol
even the big 1 fail
woulde be really awesome 2 see some1 playing solitaire on such a screen
For the keys, it is a big hotel
10th
using windows fail
Still better than a “using apple win.”
In which way is it better?
You don’t know what he used the apple for. . .
he tried to right-click with his free hand messy messy
Did he get his mouse sticky?
the whole notebook got stuck together, try explaining that to tech support
I’ll be sad if there is no more hard drive. I like a good hard drive.
*bytes*
*RAMs*
*burns ROM*
Please reload.
35 POKE 35136,0
That was a lot of poking. I think I’ll crash.
one of those eh? rollover and go to sleep?
Really? Should leave you feeling manic for miners
In the Hall of the Mountain King?
Rollover and go to sleep? If I roll over, he’ll never let me sleep.
so they all rolled over and the one fell out
Fedora?
Beret?
That happens with honey straws in a later fail.
*snork!*
Mac pwns you
The idiot who poested this fail is probably a mac user thus retarded
The idiot who said this is probably a windows user thus dumb ass.
Creative comebacks much?
next week she operates heavy machinery …….oh the mirth
Is that bloke at the end a zombie?
I think so, but with a serious BRAAAAIIIIINNNNZZZZZ deficiency
Lol i remember when this happened on a big billboard in Melbourne
my computer hotel
Trust me, we are lucky that the innocent “My Documents” folder is there. There are worse things that could have been there!!!!!!!!
LIKE…………….
The recycle bin of ultimate doom
The Blue Screen Of Death.
granny.log
potatoparty.org
reach-around.tks
well at least it wasn’t lemonparty dot org
Oh, granny…. retina burn extrordinaire.
CLEAR HISTORY CLEAR HISTORY
lemonparty too fruity for you?
Yeah, so I sent it to Lou. He’s a real tart.
hee hee! It finds me I promise!
I’m afraid I wasn’t fully aware what you people ment by *squeeze*.
when life shoves a lemon in you make lemonade
If life gives you more than one lemon, it’s a breach of health and safety regulations.
(clicky)
ah Chavda
WhatTheVicarDidNext.Shef.org.uk
*grabs tweezers, pepper, drill and bleach and lays newspaper on ground and chair*
*clicks link*
*cries*
Its broken!
haha, i used to live down there, that whole island is one big fail.
My ex-sister in law (used to be married to my deadbeat brother) is the events and catering manager there. She is too smart to have anything to do with this, she left my brother after all.
I wonder if this is where Key lime pie originated?
I live a few islands south from Key Largo. But I think Key West is where the pie originated from.
Have they fixed up the programs lately?
‘Typical windows users?”
This blog is so made by some Mac douchebaggers. Liberal Mac’ists
*SCANNING PAGE……………*
*POLITICAL OPINIONS NOT FOUND*
*SCANNING FOR SIMILAR CONCEPTS*
*FOUND 1 : “Typical Windows users” (DERISION)*
*LINKING TO POLITICAL OPINION……*
*”Typical Windows users” -> “NOT(Windows)” -> “Mac” -> “Liberals”*
*POLITICAL OPINION IS ACCEPTABLE? : “FALSE”*
*CREATING COMMENT : “SNIDE” *
Macs are dumb. Liberals like Macs. Liberals are dumb. Obama dumb. Democrats dumb. Bush good.
*SCANNING PAGE……………*
*POLITICAL OPINIONS FOUND*
*PROGRAM TERMINATED*
*BIG BUILD UP*
*NO PAY OFF*
*FAIL*
Uh, generalization much? Which makes you the douche bag.
You could not be farther from the truth. I come from a family who only uses Macs and they are all extremely Conservative. The same goes for my friends. Moreover, I go to a Conservative college (where a study showed that about 75% of the students were Conservative) and I’d estimate that 80% of those who own laptops have Macs.
Maybe it has to do with reliability and quality. Why does everything have to be political? It’s idiots like you who give Conservatives the bad name.
Conservative here.
For the record, I’d pay way more than I actually did to own a Mac rather than a PC. I’ve used both. My PC randomly broke (through no fault of mine) within a few months and Windows refused to do anything about it. By contrast, I accidentally spilled liquid on my Mac and killed it. Apple not only fixed it for free, they gave me free upgrades (including a bigger hard drive) that usually only come on the newer Macs (mine is 2 years old).
The Mac vs. PC debate ultimately comes down to getting what you pay for. Pay a little for the PC, get a little. Pay more for a Mac, get more.
Dumb Windows users.
Get a Linux.
Yes. Because the operating system you use makes you smarter. We all know that the superior Apple and Linux OS’s completely prevent human errors.
Great job.
No.
Montego
My name is Inigo Montego. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Please don’t step on me or staple me again!
WHA HAPPENED I DON GET ITZ! SOMEBODY EXPLAIN PLEASE!
Looks like a digital sign with a 100×60 resolution to me. Wonder if it runs on a Radeon?
Well, it’s like this: When a man and a woman really love one another very much…
i see hidden swastika = D
Linux > FreeDOS > Mac > Windows > a fork in your hand (but not by much)
you’re a failure
NOOO!! You’re a failure! *pfttttt!!!*
: P
Linux? lol I think he just made up a word.
No, Linux is one of the parts of Android and Ubuntu.
I don’t see the fail. They are giving people a close up look at the XP My Documents icon!
DUDE.
I WAS AT THIS HOTEL A MONTH AGO.
AHHH NOT MY PICTURES!!!!!
I vote to have this recaptioned “photoshop attempt at humour fail”
Haha reminds me of the time i saw the bluescreen of death on a huge shopping mall screen
could be worse it could be what inside
The image looks completely faked. Everything else is slightly blurry but you can see the pixels around the words? Fake fail image.
this is fake, the icon is slanted compared to the bottom of the screen
i like cookies?
nahhhhhh photoshop………………….
Not too surprised. Last week Marriott charged me Full Price for a ‘holiday deal’. Cheers. Yay.
post fail
Well, it’s at least a nice change from those electronic signs showing the BSoD.
PHOTOSHOP
I can’t believe you used an obviously faked image!! It was also a really lame attempt at humor. We’re not laughing.
This is lame, but I live there so it’s kind of cool.
in my mall they have a blue screen of death (hasn’t been fixed for the last 2 month’s) and another one showed, “Found new hardware”
Photoshop FAIL!
Thank you .. Campaign
lol
lol
lol xD
Very nice article! I will share this
marriott’s prices = fail