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Wasn't that a Tom Jones song?See Previous thread.
I did
♪ Whoa whoa whoa
Whaddafu?
Does anyone see what I see?
I don’t!
*squeezieszooomies*
No, you wouldn’t. “A Ghost Of A…” looks suspiciously like an old friend of ours…
*squeezieLBG* speaking of old friends, what happened to Leila, and Malacite?
*sniff*
Don’t know.
:frown:……
Yes, since Sunday.
Ah, okay. Thanks, k@!
*squeeze*
Woohoo!
Good old fuzz.
More like Englebert HumpHerdink
Binglebert Hinkydink?
Hornyplay Rolechat?
It’s officially been changed to “holeplay pornychat.”
*digs a hole*
*buries bone*
How are you going to find that later?
I’ll sniff it out.
Ha ha ha–my dog doesn’t have a yard so she “buries” bones in the couch. Puts the pillows over the cushion and everything. It is too funny….
It’s all fun and games ’til Ms. Gennings scull is found.
Ode to Sarah Palin
♫ oh, oh, oh
Sarah Palin
she’s a genious♫
Sarah Palin
Oh, no, no
she’s a penis
♫whoa oh oh
Sarah Palin?
Yo ho ho
Sarah Palin. … ♫
Yo ho ho ho,
a penis life for me
This song does Palin comparison..
GoToOz Rinkitink?
is this real?
Wow… how sad…
Maybe she’s happy?
A penis, a penis, the greatest thing that I possess
to be a man, you must have honor and a penis
A penis honor what?
Penis Honor Guard?
and pea ness too
she didn’t choose to be born that way
I was referring to the number of people who must have searched for the suggested search for that to have been offered.
+1 internet for you!
*snatches 1 internet*
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
NUUU!!! THAT WASN’T YOURS! bad person!
Internet her snatch and you will be even.
Kinky. Why, Ryannon, we didn’t know you liked that stuff.
You really didn’t know she liked that stuff? Really? I mean, seriously? Really?
…Ok, ok, I was there last time
:blush:
*nods knowingly*
And yet…why aren’t you surprised?
Really? I did not know a cat5 cable fit there!
Can I use it to download porn?
you d/l what??
I think Jules likes the kind where people in bunny suits smack around Nerf balls. Muy sexy!
You can, but it has to be a cross-over cable.
*crosses legs*
*tries to run away*
*falls on face instead*
Ms B is not a bad person, you must be gnu.
do tellaUnixed my markhor, now I can’t make bond.
james bond?
Gives MsB another internet for being faster on the draw than,… well… everybody else.
*slides extra *s into previous post*
*tries to figure out where extra ’s’ would go*
*doesn’t see it either*
…nevermind… It’s not important… just forgot to put the * on either end of the post…
*scratches chin*
but that’s ANOTHER story JW!
*light dawns*
Oh, I read that as you putting in an extra ’s’.
*facepalm*
Me too, Gracie, me too.
I think we both needs some more coffee.
*hands MsB a grande mocha latte and downs another one herself*
What kinda food you got? I honestly think hunger is my problem today.
OMG…so did I!! even after JW explained it…
*passes cup*
coffee please, make it a double…
We have mystery cookies. We think they’re a combination of molasses/pumpkin, but the guy who brought them in doesn’t even know. His wife made them. They’re yummy, though.
*offers plate of cookies*
*gives zooomz a grande mocha latte*
*downs another one*
*slurps grande mocha latter*
*smiles in Gracie’s general direction*
*winks as if “in the know” about the cookies….*
Doesn’t it mean that penis=genius?
and homø=genus (lineage Linneaus homogeneous erogenous)*homogenizes milk*
Don’t pasteurize them.
Free range?
Let my people go?
Ok.
*moses on*Sea you later
Sea your parts!Not when I have a burning Bush!
A cut to the chase.
Oh no!
They make a cream for that you know… Or did you mean that the US’ previous president got what he deserved?
remember to take your sandals off
Thou shalt not cover thy cubics?
aw, sheckels
What a pain in the asp..
*lets the homø genie out of the closet*I wonder when the Peni dropped for the makers of that search?
If you hear what I see ... it'd be some kinda heresy(I can hear a synesthesia drop)But Wednesdays are green.
And Mondays are blue
*Waltz with Ms B to the blue Danube*
Did you mean Red Sea?
LOL THIRDS.
but in realness….
i’m strangely okay with this.
With thirds, or penis women?
He means with third helpings of penis women.
How come that fake fail is supposed to be funny ?
Because most of the regulars on here are like 3rd grade little boys and laugh at penis jokes, farts and point at girls and laugh until they cry.
…Or like laughing at that kind of behaviour.
Umm yeah, what she said, which is the category I fall into. I don’t make people cry (wow I choked as I typed that), I especially don’t fart (and get caught) and I am appalled by penis jokes.
So am I penis are no joke.
:[
*poke*
*tickle*
:[
If you poke you pay.
*puts a dollar on the table and pokes missdiz like crazy*
*rolls around floor squealing and begging for mercy*
You can put an eye out with that thing, lady
I paid for 100 giggles, and I’m not leaving ’til I get them.
Apparently you haven’t met the men I have dated recently.
Not enough pea-ness for your taste?
Aww, am I that predictable?
Of course not!
*scratches Jules behind the ears*
*leg flails around*
Careful, you scratch too long and he starts humping anything in front of him. Remember the cat that committed suicide?
Red rocket! Red rocket!
You can’t go wrong petting the pussy.
:[
*looks at box of rubber gloves*
hmmmmm
JENNY!
*squeezeandsniffandsqueezesomemore*
Go on to my space and try it it is true this is not fake
Please refrain from using the “f” word here. It’s a family blog.
Furkle.
It is?
*pointers at her sisters*
♫ Those were the days! . . . ♫
♫… my friend, we’d failblog and eat creamcheese forever and a day. . . ♫
Actually, I searched on maispayce without avail, but a lot here don’t really care about whether it is fake or not.
I’m speechless.
Yeah, it’s too early in the morning for so much pea-ness.
We have a saying in my family…it’s never the wrong time for penis.
Keeping it in the family????
I don’t think I want to see you family coat of arms.
We don’t have a family coat of arms. It’s more like a family trench coat that you see in dark alleys.
…And a family tree that resembles a pretzel?
You! Shush. Do you know how much inbreeding goes on in cattle farming?
Hey, I wasn’t saying there was anything wrong with it…*snorkgiggle*
My brother and I are quite happy…
*snork*
At least you did not say your father/ half-brother.
*shudders*
Mom’s a bit jealous.
Mom/aunt?
MUNT!?! 0.0
Oh dear…
oh darling. . .
Blaaaaaaarrrrg
Clean up on aisle three again?
I don’t think that mom/Aunt is possible. Your mother and your mother’s sister can not be the same unlike they are literally joined at the hip.
If your mum and dad are brother and sister, then your mum is your dad’s sister making her your aunt.
You really have thought that through far too much.
It just seemed kinda obvious to me.
♫I’m my own grandpa (ma)♪
Either that or your mum married your dad’s brother. Wife of your dad’s brother and all…
Only in Perry County, JW. With the theme song twinkling in the background. …
hey now. …
Learn sign language.
*holds out semaphore flags*
* holds up fingers *
Salute!
Does that mean he’s a vag—
*sigh*
I can’t say it…
I can! Vagina!
*runs around in circles*
*passes BG the Midol*
It’s obvious that vag is running crazy.
*throws Midol at Vag…* I can’t keep going…I don’t know how what I can really say on this (I’m know for being very descriptive when being gross)
- tarian?
I find that offencive
screenshot ftw, … oh …. wait …, it’s a photo off a monitor
the real fail is the user who doesn’t know how to screenshot (maybe (s)he does not even know what that is)
I’ve come to the realization, that quite a few people do not know how to take a screen shot. Maybe we can stop mocking them for that…
to sad it’s just a single key, or 2 if u just want current window
Anyone notice that when it’s a screen shot, people complain it’s Photoshopped, and when it’s a picture of a screen, people complain it’s not a screen shot?
People have also called it fake because it’s not a screen shot. Each fail has someone justifying calling it a failblog/submitter fail or fake.
I think we have a new breed of troll, here.
Agreed.
Inbreed?
Don’t Feed.
Don’t need.
Plant the seed.
Do the dirty deed.
*Drinks Mead*
I think I pee’d!
I giggled and tee-hee’d.
The elephants are freed!
I make trolls bleed!
No doubt you leave them after the deed.
good lord, indeed!
Stampede!
I’ve been tree’d.
You smoked weed?
*takes heed*
You’re freed
*is in need*
Don’t make me plead!
Just make you bleed????
are you ready to breed?
(sorry, best I could do on short notice)
Never skied.
But the bono got treed!
Follow my lead……
Half-breed?
Alright, who pee’d in the gene pool?
I misread the sign, and thought it was meant to be green, so added food dye.
My bad
Hey, no pee-ness in the pool!
I guess I will just dangle my legs.
Dip a teabag, that should be ok.
Teabag the gene pool?
Well, at least it will add flavor.
Would like to say before the trolls and the fake-sayers say fake:
You regulars FTW…
You want me to do what to the Wookie?!?!?
S
have the Wookies!Now I understand why iliketurtles liked turtles so much. I miss him.
Awww
*tickles the turtle*
Not sure you want to know.
Oh do tell.
I want to know how naughty I have been!
*shell shocked*Hmmm. . . is this a shell game?
Don’t be shellfish. I’ll tell you K@, even if they won’t. 13 states.
*giggle*
I’m from England living in Ireland… it’s legal…
I am English too- I just know alot of the laws in various states are crazy!
And Ours are not?
Mind you, I do feel kind of cheated seeing as I’ll never be able to pee in a policeman’s helmet, what with being a chap.
In a city in North Carolina, it is illegal to have your cell phone on during a church service. The penalty is a $10 fine and a day in jail.
My favourite is- that all able bodied men should- On a Sunday- Practice Longbow -straight shot and Clout shot-on Common ground.
But it is illegal to carry the bow there!
My old village still had a butts green…
and (while not every sunday) used to occasionally have an archery competition on a Sunday…
Maybe thinking about it, with the lack of old school helmets, peeing in a flat police cap might end up being messy. I’ll just pee behind the bins…
*Clickie for top 10 most ridiculous US state laws*
The most appropriate considering the “turtle tickler”, In California a fine will be issued to any caught molesting butterflies.
How many people in Florida tied Elephants to parking meters and tried to get out of the ticket?
It only takes one.
At least I can detonate nuclear devices OUTSIDE the city limit….
I’ll lone you the $500 if you want to extend your range.
*accepts lone*
*loans a loan*
I’ll have to remember to take no bath’s in New York. My ass always falls asleep when I’m taking a bath.
I got kicked in the clout once while playing girls soccer. Now I understand why guys where protection.
I’ll trade you my “wear” for your “where”. Deal?
In Indiana it is illegal for men to wear a mustahce if they routinely kiss other humans.
What should they kiss? Baboons?
Only if the baboons shave first.
You got to shock the monkey!
Set that monkey free!
*spanks monkey*
No bad monkey!
Call PETA! You probably choke your chicken too!
and he ties his elephant up at parking meters…
…and doesn’t pay the ticket!!
At least I am not whipping a one eyed weasel.
JULES!!
Told ya, gotta call PETA. He’s probably wrangled a snake too.
speaking of owls -- in North Carolina it is against the law to house baby barred owls ... and it is also against the law to let them go if they can't fend for themselves. (*personal experience*)Damn if you do and damn if you don’t . Did you get charged?
Was it a positive or negative charge?
Suggestion WIN
There are no women geniuses out there.
*smacks MsB’s hand*
Haven’t you been told before not to feed the trolls?
Ouchie! There are just some I have a harder time ignoring. :p
It’s just her way of getting you to spank her Ryannon. Ms B doesn’t care about the trolls.
This person has obviously not met DW!
Agreed on the DW statement… and the fact that I’m sure there have been plenty of genius women in the past who took pity on their less than intelligent husbands and let them pass off the wife’s brilliance as the husband’s.
^ sounds like an EinsteinAda *clicky*
If I may be so bold?
*rolls shoulders*
*picks up personalized pink sparkly bat*
*takes a stance*
*THWACK!*
* hands Gracie the salt shaker *
If you are going to wound the troll, ya might as well pour some salt in it!
*definitely needs more coffee*
Got it.
*accepts salt, pours entire amount on troll*
*watches as troll begins to smoke and dissolve*
*Passes face masks around….*
*discreetly snaps pix with phone*
Music Song
Huge selection of Music Dong items
like a detachable penis?
*Jennysqueezes*
When my wife is angry see says I have one, but I have yet to find the seam.
DON’T LET HER SHOW YOU !!!
did you leave it in the medicine cabinet??
Some blondes prefer the inflatables.
just some?
haha
I think it’s a win
it says peanuts. Do you mean peanuts.
she’s a peanuts?
Sarah Palin?
♫ Oh yo ho
Sarah Palin ♫
You betcha!
♪ She’s a beauty
She’s one in a million girls ♫
qhy did the person take a photo os the screen instead of taking a print screen???
2 fails for the price of one!
So you would have a reason to comment on here. They were thinking of you.
lol.
wtf
Quite so.
OMFG these are not fails. You search for something like “is she a pemis” and it corrects the spelling for you, and then you change the wording around so it looks liek a CRAaAaAAAAaaaZAY result.
But at least it’s a Failblog.org Fail.
spell check.
it’s the interweb, not the Halls of Parliament
*takes off fake beard to reveal a real beard underneath*
Actually, you’re wrong.
I wish people would stop posting auto complete me pics on failblog.
you fail and capture the pic.
print screen?
This is actually a Photoshop Fail.
Not even funny…
This is even worse than autocompletions.
It’s fake. The monitor linen mysteriously dissappear over the phrase in question. It was shopped in.
Lines*
Google: 10^100 different possibilities of search string wormholes!
No what this person did was went on google and typed in ’she’s a penis’ but misspelled something. like for ex. misspelled ‘penis’ to ‘peniz’ then the google search will say ‘did you mean: she’s a penis’? the person just deleted that and put in ’she’s a genius’. :l bleh
never trust a search engine
You are right. It isn’t just the search engine you are trusting. You have to trust every searcher that has been with that search engine before you.
It’s 100% fake.
even though fake this makes meh laugh XDDDD
this is stupid, they entered in ’shes a penis’ google corrected it to ’she’s a penis’ and then they wrote in ’she’s a genius’ into the search box and print screened it. total BS
google?
Printscreen fail.
Anyone else comprehend that it’s fake?
you can make these so easy.
Assuming this isn’t fake, that’s the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in a LONG time.