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Silly Willy, Tricks are for kids!
Well I am still a kid at heart. Does that count?
you still hid the cart?
The sketch is a work of art.
I see what you did there.
I thought tricks were for Johns.
Don’t turn them, it isnt pretty.
*spins and does backflip*
Turning tricks.
Kids are for Trix!
What about the silly wabbits?
Elmer got ‘em.
That fudd is such a pudd…
except for this time.
and this fail is becoming a dud….
Okay, LGB, what’s the phobia of the fail?
Scelerophibia – fear of bad men, burglars.
Scelerophobia, dammit!
Is there a fear of bad drawings? That might be more appropriate.
*squeeze*
Here ya’ go, sweetie:
Technophobia – fear of art.
*squeeze*
*thankyousqueeze*
tech⋅no⋅pho⋅bi⋅a
–noun
abnormal fear of or anxiety about the effects of advanced technology.
I fear we have reached an impasse.
That is technically correct, but it’s a bad bad word!
Technology comes from tekhne+logia, “science of art”, where tekhne is ‘art’ or ‘skill’.
If you want to keep the nomenclature of pasting Greek words together, it would be ‘fear of art’ indeed.
It’s “logos” not “logia”
it’s even more of a failure when you understand the subtitle and what he says, here is roughly for all of you:
It reads: A spoken identikit (in blue), They say that this is the Taxi driver’s murderer (in white)
Narration: (This) is a “spoken” identikit, this is the portrait police has from eh… from one of the persons that was at the place, eh… from one of the neighbors where the incinerated vehicle was found, where the body of the taxi driver was, the neighbor saw this person, this is how the person who assassinated Rafael Vargas would look.
thats funny as hell
FIRST
congratulations – you have failed
and therefore by rule of thumb, you fail harder.
no you
Dammit! I have them all.
Yes I failed harder as well.
yes you
Who me? Couldn’t be… Then WHO?
Get a room!
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COOOMBO BREAKER
A fly swatter might be more productive. And fun!!
Fail
*cough*
*sneeze*
*puts on surgical mask*
Fear of being last: telesphobia.
Clutching at straws with that one.
Is it enough to break the camel’s back?
You trying to give me the hump? :p
Well, with a camel toe like that.
For that, I’ll ship you off to the desert. HMPH!!!
Pbbbt
Let’s get bac(trian) on topic.
Oh, the drama
dary!!!*Serves Dragon so Chamo(l)mile tea*
One lump or two sweets?
She doesn’t drink that vile weed; she prefers Arabican coffee.
I wondered why her computer monitor smelled like a coffee shop.
*ruminants over what to do with the pun-run breaker*
*hoofs it out of the room before AA can catch him*
*puts on a dance mix and starts up the disco ball*
*ungulates to the music*
*slides in on bell socks*
*spins while holding an arabesque position*
First!
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Epic Fail…
Oh, now…
I’ve failed far more epicly even before breakfast most days.
epicly??
you sir are second!
You failed, he was third.
Or, more appropriately, he was a turd.
Hey! I know that guy!
Well, give him the number of my hairstylist. She will do wonders for his ‘do.
Will she use an eraser?
What he needs is a good colorist.
Speaking of…!
*shakes out newly-minted and snipped-for-the-holidays tresses*
I LOVE going and having my hair done.
*CLICK*
*taste hair*
mmmmm….minty fresh!
A little help for the video-impaired, please?
Poice suspect sketch looks like a child’s drawing or a scarecrow. You choose.
My ten year old draws better than that.
It’s modern-art-sketch-work. Worth millions.
Of what? Internets?
Photocopped.
It’s horrible job, you can see his skin graph.
Oh look, “a” bukkit.
*Splush*
I’ve got a pile of scrap metal at home, do you wanna price that for me?
Hmm.. lesse… Millions. Worth millions.
How about the boxes of junk in my basement?
How ’bout the clothes I don’t wear anymore?
Does that mean you are naked?
*cues pr0n music*
boom chica bow wow….
*cue pizza delivery*
Did anyone order this hot pie?
No, I ordered some hot sausage.
Let’s make it a buffet.
Who invited Jimmy?
*snorkitty*
*sneaks up on snorkitty so as not to wake*
*places breathe right strip across nose*
*leaves glittery string for wakeupful time*
A couple of matches and a bottle of lighter fluid.
Hey, that suspect had a couple of matches and a bottle of lighter fluid…I saw it…
When you handed it to the suspect, yes.
Ddddooooooohhhhh!!!
Look at all the first fails.
That criminal looks really sketchy.
Sad because most of them are number 2′s in life.
They’re easily marked by the police.
The coppers are gonna fill him with lead.
Was it for doing graphite on the wall before it was opened?
He collaborated with the artful dodger..
Some might say he is drawn to crime.
Can someone translate this please? Not everyone speaks spanish.
Basically, a taxi driver was shot to death and one of the witnesses gave that drawing as a sketch of the murder suspect.
This from a news show in Bolivia, by the way, its the same news show that showed the missing airplane footage that was from LOST lol
see my comment above, I did a rough translation of it (i’m not a translator)
Well, I knew he was a bad man. . .
♪♫I’m bad, I’m bad, you know it, I’m bad…♪♫
♪really really bad♪
♫hee hee♪
*crotch grab*
just fab
just fapulous indeed.
♪ bad, bad to the bone ♪
Yikes, did a 6 year-old draw that?
My thoughts exactly. I could do that well, and I’ve never even answered those ads in the backs of comic books.
that looks like me…dammit, not again
Hey, i just saw this guy today on my street!!!
ahhahah the 3 one
I would really like to know how they can report that, with a straight face.
Botox.
Touché
No Touché
Bad Touche.
*gets Bloodhound Gang song in head*
*hums*
*shakin’ booty*
*head bobbin’*
*recalls watching X-Files the fun way*
Which song, Rooster played a few of ‘em for me yesterday.
I laughed so hard I cried.
Bad Touch. It’s from “Hooray for Boobies.” My friend Connie gave me the CD to put on my computer.
Also known as the Discovery Channel song.
*does ’80s geek-dance to music in her head*
CLICKIE!!
Not exactly work safe, but not mind or eye bleach inducing.
The 80′s dance music idea sorta stuck with me.
Oh, yeah, we DID listen to that song!
*remembers hearing that on the RADIO and thinking that rules had changed*
*wishes she didn’t live in Podunk so she could hear it on the radio, too*
It was in St. Louis and back when the song was new.
I remember hearing it here, in Utah, when it came out.
* remember trying it at karoake*
How far did you get through the song before you fell down laughing?
Hee! I just came back from the walk I take on my lunch, and guess what song came up on the random play of my iPod? Yup! I laughed and almost fell into the ditch.
No extra breath left for laughing. Not as easy as sit sounds.
Doesn’t sound easy at all!
My friend and I were going to sing it karaoke, but they never called us up. Discrimination!
Rat Bastages!! Totally unfair.
Also, please forgive my excessive use of the letter s. I’m just going to remove one of them and make my sit an it.
You mean you it’s not hard to sit? And here you were making me feel better about my problems.
Well, we (roommate and I) laughed our a$$es off. After that, it truly was hard to sit.
Feel better?
*pat, pat*
That would have been the same album we listened to, just not all of it. Maybe three or four songs, including the hidden track.
I may have to get a copy for myself now.
I forgot I had it on my computer for months, and I was clearing some old files out one day and ran across it. I’m glad I put my headphones on before I listened to it. Definitely not child friendly!
that’s TOUNCHE
We toons may act idiotic, but we’re not stupid. We demand justice. Why, the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks.
*avoids falling bricks*
Roger, please don’t mention the piano!
P–p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pweeeeeease!
He’s not bad, he’s just drawn that way.
I hate when they flash my picture like that….
Why are you being flashed?
♪cuz I’m bad, you know it….♪
*reminded of joke*
A flasher jumps in front of three nuns.
The first nun has a stroke.
The second nun has a stroke.
The third nun doesn’t touch him.
*roffle!*
Third time wasn’t charmed?
lol
You would prefer they flash you instead of your picture?
Shit.. I better hide!
They’re trying to stick (figure) it to the man.
wouldn’t that be profiling?
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Going to be hard to track him down though, since he leaves a pretty thin profile.
Look — he’s hiding behind that tree over there.
Branch out and cover the area.
Leaf no stone unturned.
Leaf no stone unturned…
Did you just stalk Ms B?
Maybe he hasn’t twigged he’s jinxed yet.
Autumn we canvas the landscape? He could be hiding.
OMG, that’s wild….
Ms B? you spyin on me?
No, she’s stalking you. She is currently in your room, trying on your slinky underwear.
Ms. B!! that’s MINE
Wait, If you are stalking your stalker d…does…that…
mean you are married?!?
say it isn’t so
it isn’t so.
I don’t know if that’s true, but you asked someone to say it. Why not me?
Underwear made from Slinkys? That doesn’t sound very comfortable.
No, but they’re bouncy, flouncy, funfunfunfunfun! And, if you fall, you spring right back up. Perfect gift for grandma/grandpa.
and they make it MUCH easier to handle stairs….
His eyes stare into my soul!
buba® recognized the assassin! it’s pablo!! buba® is sure!
Picasso? I thought he’s been dead for 30 years, now.
Zombie Picasso has been on a crime spree ever since.
I wonder if he’s a member of ZA’s hoard?
ZA allows guns in his hoard?
Montoya. Indigo’s brother.
*ahem*
First of all, that’s Inigo. Second of all, Montoya is his last name, not the name of his brother, who, so far as I know, doesn’t exist.
Man… your answer just made me blue.
Inconceivable!
I do not think it means what you think it means.
c’mn it’s just a flesh wound…
You know it’s good art because it follows you when you move.
Then stop moving!
Happy Birthday to Big Cheez, Ben!
*pops open fail champagne, watches cork fly into the distance, hears a scream*
*comes out of breakroom rubbing back of head where the cork conked him*
ow..
*wheels in a Failblog shaped cake*
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
Ne’mind.
*starts the cleanup*
Save it, though…we’ll need it Wednesday!
*stores cake until Wednesday*
*pops open a second bottle, hears breaking glass and an angry cat screech*
¡dn s,ɯoʇʇoq
And in good Fail tradition, I just realized it isn’t until Wednesday!!
Ha ha!
*facepalm*
Well, since the champagne is open and everything…
*pours*
I’m a doofus.
*glug*
*joins AA in doofus-dom*
*holds glass out for champagne*
*celebrating doofus-dom*
I love the company here.
*pours champagne for my failfriends*
Cheers!
The bubbles tickle my nose.
Cheers!
*sips champagne*
It goes down bubbliest.
*hides mocha latte cup behind back*
*smiles at DW*
*proffers empty flute*
*fills flute with champagne*
Cheers!
Thanks, I had to hit my flask while I was waiting…
ummm, worth waiting for…
We can celebrate Iron Chef Garces’ victory!
Yes! That’s what we should do!
I hope I didn’t ruin that for anyone. I didn’t even think about it… Sowwy.
No worries! I almost got on facebook to read Dragon’s post on it. We were anxious. We really really really couldn’t stand Mehta.
I wanted Chef Freytag to win
Me too.
Me three.
Meh. Freitag is a sourpuss with a pinchy, pursey mouth–especially when she judges on Chopped. I’ve never been fond of her. I usually root for the chicks, but I just couldn’t back her.
Now, of course, I would have infinitely preferred her to Mehta, but I’m happy with the winner!
If you recall, we started to warm on her based on whom she was up against near the end. I think she was better than most at interpreting dishes and deconstructing the food she sampled.
Yah, but personality-wise, there were others I liked MUCH better.
Woohoo!
*hands out dolmas for nomming*
Are you certain all the grape leaves weren’t used for garnish?
*noms*
A little salty, but thanks!
I think that’s sweat, Scotty.
Better too sweat than too sweet, I say.
Well, then — we’ll just have to celebrate his un-birthday.
♫ A very merry un-birthday to you… ♫
You are as mad as hatter!
Twinkle twinkle little bat (hic)
How I wonder what you’re at (hic)….
I’m late, I’m late, I’m very, very late! No time to say hello, goodbye, I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!
*rushes past clutching pocketwatch*
Huh??
Happy birthday Mr. Cheezburger!!!
Gotta love celebrating a fail in such a grand way.
I saw that guy in a corn field. I knew there was something wrong with him. He was just standing about.
Lazy bum.
bet he’s a hobo
Sort of. He’s an artist who lives in Soho.
Soho? Oh no….
Sohobo?
What’s this about a chocobo?
*runs to the races*
*caught doing your paces*
*tripped on your untied shoelaces*
*makes silly faces*
*Consults the Three Graces*
You rang?
*smiles, showing braces*
* Lerches forward *
*shoves the pun-run breaker into a cage and his comment erases*
*claps for all failpeeps and the challenges we faces*
*notifies the DA that we’ve caught the perp so she can close the cases*
*rolling on ground laughing–no answer for my coworkers faces!*
*thinks this run is just aces*
Boho?
*dances*
a peruvian policeman make a draw for identify a criminal // sorry for my english
Well, actually is not peruvian policemen. It’s a TV news program from Bolivia. Here in Peru we use better technology, such as pen.
This is actually a photograph of the suspect. Should be easy to find.
For sure… he’s stuck at the end of my brazillian made broom… should I call Dan-O for booking?
I like pie.
Did he die?
*comes in with a tie*
Hey, guys, c’mon. Van Gogh had to start somewhere, right?
Absolutely. Since you have my ear, tell me more.
Is says “this is the official police sketch, according to the description by a women who was close to the scene of the crime, where a taxi driver was killed and his cab was set on fire by this suspect and other accomplices. It’s a bolivian news network made of fail, they also provided the “scenes” from the interior of the airfrance plane that crashed along Brazil a few monts ago. The scenes where taken from the tv show Lost.
… I really doubt that the person speaking would say that network he works for is made of fail. But, you never know, they might do things differently in Bolivia.
“Youre so tounchy about the little things.’
I now. Nothing gets past me.
‘if I keeped on typing this way would you be veryverymad at me?”"
It doesnt say its the official police sketch… anywhere. It just says a sketch.
This is the Exact Same TV Station that was in the “Bolivian News FAIL”.
Man, Bolivia sure has some Crappy TV Channels…
Are we sure they don’t get their film clips from the person who is in charge of film clips for Hannity?
snork
hahahaaaa…
LAST!
*fires musket at Jerr*
*falls backwards*
Can you re-load and get Demut as well? ^^
That would be a waste.
Of black powder.
How true. Hey Avis, Glad the stitches are coming out today and all is well.
Hey, Hoobs!
*thanksfortheniceemailsqueeze*
Dang… thought they closed the border to Idaho.
Kind of a slow day on the blog, eh?
*tumbleweed blows by*
♫See the tumblin’ tumbleweeds♪
Just to mess with Jerr from Montana.
Do you suppose he’s a jerrk or a jerry?
I know one who is both. Maybe it’s him.
dangit!
LAST!
seeing if I can fail as many times as those who went FIRST!
This is gonna be a looooong day.
That’s a Monday for ya!
I know, I know.
I have one bit of good news. The stitches come out today!!
Yay!!!
Yay!!! Indeed, but I can’t go swimming for another two weeks, and the place we’re going to (the day after tomorrow) has an indoor heated pool.
*pouts*
But still, no more foreign objects in my back!!!
What about domestic ones?
When they start acting up, they’ll get named and evicted too!
*cheers for Avis*
Hip, hip, replace!! Oops. I mean hooray!!
*blush*
Hip, hip, damnit!
I know! BBB was actually swearing at Avis!
Tsk, tsk!
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!! I’m so glad to hear you’re doing well, Avis.
Dammit, Janet, so am I.
I wasn’t the swearer.
*pout*
Falsely accused.
Oh, but you were. The current meme is to switch the meanings of “hooray” and “dammit”.
*makes note to add to failpeeps tonight*
Hooray, dammit! Hooray!
*sobbing*
I’m sorry Avis. I didn’t mean it. I swear………wait, I mean I don’t swear………wait…………..aw heck, I don’t know what I mean, but I sure do love you.
It’s ok, I don’t mind. Nothing can really bother me right now. THE STITCHES ARE OUT!!!
AND I figured out the “blocking” for the cross stitch pillow for Rooster!
I’m in a pretty good mood!
Fist!
No, that’s actually supposed to be a person. Thanks for playing.
Thank you for shopping….
Can I get my money back?
hmmm, no. But you can be fist….
All sales final.
That’s actually “Swedish fist.”
*facepalm*
You, my dear, are ruthless with this one!
Yes, my darling, but it makes me freakin’ snork hard every time!
Sorry Ms B, but I also still laugh every time she mentions it.
No substitutions, exchanges, or refunds!
Shadow!!!
*pouncetacklesqueeze*
I know you can’t stay, but that’s for later.
No, actually, I am going to stick around today. Yay for Thanksgiving Break!
Woohoo!
*squeeze*
My kiddywinks’ break starts at 1PM tomorrow.
Thing is, though, I’ve got my work cut out for me this Thanksgiving. I’m cooking a large part of the food.
I get to go to my sister’s for Thanksgiving. I’m in charge of cranberry relish and bringing bread for leftover turkey sandwiches. I love my sis!
Ha ha! I got two easy dishes. Mashed potatoes and a green salad. SU-WEET!
Mashed sweet potatoes, walnut green beans and a pumpkin cheesecake here.
*does a happy dance*
I don’t have to cook the whole damned meal this time!!!
Yay!!!! Shadow gets to play!!!!
I’m actually “working from home” today through Wednesday.
Turkey Day Menu: Turkey (duh), stuffing (duh), roasted garlic mashed ‘tatoes, green beans with bacon and toasted almond, and, for desert, chocolate mousse. (Yes, I know, it’s not traditional, but it’s yummy goodness, and very light.)
*checks watch*
So… what time should I be at your house?
Gracie, (shakes scolding finger) wait until we’re invited.
So, ummmm, I assume our invitation is in the mail?
Invitation, schminvitation! By the time it gets here, I could be eating chocolate mousse!
Huh. You have a very good and somewhat chocolatey point there.
*wishes she could have ALL the FPs to her house for Turkey Day*
*dreams a dreamy dream*
My part of the Thanksgiving smorgasbord: the gravy, mashed potatoes, stuffing, pumpkin pie, peach cobbler.
OmigodIcan’twait.
*drools*
So… what time should I be at your house?
As fast as you can, but even then, it’ll probably be gone before you get there.
Not if I leave now!
Heh, I’m “working” from home this week as well. I’m busy getting the house ready though, we’re hosting!
We’re staying traditional with turkey, cornbread and traditional stuffing, garlic mashed potatoes, green beans, Apple and Pumpkin pie
Andrew’s mom goes all out more than anyone I’ve ever heard of. In addition to turkey, she prepares a ham, cabbage rolls, sausage/keilbasa and rigatoni. And that’s not even mentioning all of the side dishes and desserts. And, believe it or not, the dear woman worries every year that she hasn’t made enough!
I’m traveling “home” for Thanksgiving this year, but I’ll be making the cranberries, because I make the most deeeeeevine Cabernet cranberries. Mmmmmmm!
Hey, THAT’s an idea!
Simmered in wine and orange juice with cloves, cinninninninnimum, nutmeg and bits of tart apple…yummmmmmm!! It is absolutely incredible on leftover turkey sammiches the next day.
We’ll talk more, later. I know you don’t have it written down.
Sounds like my house… 2 types of potatoes (mashed and sweet), 2 types of filling (one plain baked and one stuffed in the turkey), bean casserole (topped with cream o’mushroom soup and croutons), gravy, fruit salad, regular salad, summer squish, mince meat (topped with sourmash) and punkin pie, banilla ice cream, and coffee.
Add Gumbo, crawfish etouffee, and a pork roast to all of the above and you have our Thanksgiving menu.
Stop!! I’m so freaking hungry now!!
*noms on monitor*
*starts cutting Vista into pieces with knife and fork*
*pat.pat*
There, there BFF. Don’t have to worry about Vista anymores…
Exactly LGB, he’s finishing the left-overs.
this has to be a joke.
nononononono. Some really does draw that poorly.
Question is, how did they get the job in the first place? I can just see the interview.
Interviewer: Okay. Do you have any art experience?
Person: Yes, I have been drawing stick people and little fuzzy creatures since I was four.
Interviewer: You’re hired!
*shoots a ‘one’ into post*
Bukkkkkkkitttttt, please!!!
*passes bukkit to LGB*
*desperately attempts to figure out how you can possibly draw out the phonetic pronunciation of the letter ‘k’*
Stutter?
Buck-kick-kick-kick-kit?
Stop kicking the buckit. We want you around for a while.
If I went out to a Wal-Mart that sold live chickens, bought one, got it really fat, shot it with a bazooka, prayed that it would be revived, wake up and find it revived the next day, fatten it until its feathers fall off, kill it again, eat it, then regurgitate it, the regurgitated chicken would draw a better picture than that. Really.
Sorry I’ve been gone for a while too…
Sounds complicated.
It does, doesn’t it?
Are you sure it’s worth the effort?
No, not really, but I’m pretty sure that if I did take the time to do this, my hypothesis would be correct.
*insert racist joke here*
umm… I’d rather not…
*whistles and kicks cans, disinterestedly*
As long as you don’t kick the bucket, ok?
*squeeze*
*poke*
*tickle*
*tickle*
*poke*
*squeezesqueezesqueezesqueeze*
*pokes, tickles and squeezes Gracie, Ms B and BBB*
*giggles*
teehee
*laughs uncontrollably*
*falls to ground squirming*
Where’s my feather?
*burps*
I have no idea.
*looks angelic*
It seems as if you’re depresses, GBF. We must boycott Fail Blog until a new fail is posted that will cheer GBF up! Wait, no, I probably wouldn’t last a second…
Wonder who there sponsor could be?
Crayola.
Picasso.
It’s right over their.
No it’s not, it’s over they’re.
I’m going to blame the vacuum for this one, couldn’t breathe half the afternoon.
*Bukkits*
Playmate, Playschool, Fisher Price, to name a few.
Ticonderoga!!
I wonder what that guy is saying in Spanish because around the time where they have a close-up on the picture, it seems like he kind of pauses and talks a bit slower, if you listen closely.
are you guys retarded? that wasn’t an actual police sketch. some of you aren’t seeming to get that, which i’m hoping is due to the fact that you don’t speak spanish
Troll. If it wasn’t a police sketch of some sort, then why would it be on the news??? Really. It makes me wonder if trolls really do have brains, then can they use them longer than 5 seconds of their life before they disintegrate and/or blow up.
God, you guys don’t get it. When she says it wasn’t a police sketch she left out a key piece of information. It was a composite sketch made by the MBI, Messican Burro of Eenbestigashun.
And yes, I know I am going to catch hell from some who might think that makes me look prejudice and well a better person would apologize but I used to tease my Nicaraguan ex-husband by mimicking his accent just like that.
¿Quién dijo que yo no hablo español?
Yo (only) hablo un pequita (I think that’s a little) espanol.
Many an artist
has fallen past their prime, but
not realized it yet.
*golf crap*
Golf crap? … You mean you defecated an entire SPORT?!
Watch out for the windmill.
And the caddy.
Hiakuldn’t help it.
Putt-putt ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…
*winces*
Walks do that to me and you do know that golf is a nice long walk interrupted by hitting a little ball.
Man that is so bad. Who was looking after that news cast for the night.
Bring your kids to work day.
*brings baby goats (kids)*
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gotta run. Love and squeezes.
*g’night squeezes*
Nighty night, BBB. Watch out for those golf courses, they’re a real pain in the ass.
Okay, so, slightly OT:
My daughter is sitting next to me whilst I’m “working,” and is actually helping me with some of the stuff I have to do today. We’re taking a break and she’s reading the blog with me, when all of a sudden I feel something kinda warm and slimy on my arm. It’s my daughter. She’s putting the very tip of her tongue on my upper arm and “tasting me.”
Thought you should know.
Carry on.
You haz a flavor?
Yes. Apparently, I taste like bubble gum.
Bubble gum? That’s…surprising, to be blunt.
Well, girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, isn’t bubble gum included?
Yup. Nothing more feminine than glycerin and sorbitol, no doubt about it.
Well, of course. Everybody knows that blue is the most savory color in the spectrum.
I’ve seen that guy… looks like my teacher…
Except for the facial feature.
*decides to go to bed*
*salutes and squeezes all our beloved regulars*
‘Night all!
Nighty-night, BFF. Dream of better fails tomorrow.
Good night, BFF. Even though I know Thanksgiving tends to not be very widely celebrated outside the U.S. and Canada, I hope you have a happy one anyway, dammit.
over and out…dammit!!
nitey nite BFF
G’night, sweetie…have a wonderful night!
*hands BFF his teddy bear, turns on the nightlight and keeps the door open just a little bit*
*places breath rite strip on snorkitty*
*sneaks out*
this made my day
this made my week
This is going to be one confusing game of Where’s Waldo.
(hint hint) It was drawn by waldo.
Bff is gone I wanted to ask him a question about where he was born and if he has rights in Japan to vote?
As far as I know, right now foreigners do not have the right to vote. However, recent ideas coming from the Democratic Party of Japan have suggested allowing gringos like me to vote as long as we become citizens.
Also, how come I don’t get a BFF?
*squeeze*
You live in japan too?
What a Bff? I have both word and letter dysexia. I meant GbF.
Ah, but the fault in your statement is that I am in fact a Japanese citizen, with a Japanese passport, so when I reach the legal age, 20, I will be able to vote for whoever I please.
And BFF is the nickname for me here, devised by Admiral Apparent long ago.
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Any more questions? Feel free to ask about any Japan-related queries, 5 eags.
This is not the first time Captain Obvious has answered a question that was not directed to him…
G’nite guys. If anybody’s still out there to read this, I hope you have a fantastical Thanksgiving. For the people not reading this,
you don’t matter.I hope you have a great Thanksgiving too.Same to you, too.
*pre-Thanksgivingsqueeze*
Have a good one. A safe one. A filling one.
Thanks, Shadow — you too!
*POUNCE-squeeze!*
Hee!
It’s my early work-night. I’m heading home.
Have a great night!!!
*squeeze*
*mashies and gravy squeezes*
IVE SEEN THAT GUY
I seen you too.
I love your wife’s gig for at St. Jude’s.
Job tip for unemployed or underemployed Americans: apply for a sketch artist jobs in South America.
Anyone else reminded of the infamous Leprechaun sketch? “Anybody else seen the leprachaun say YEEEEEEEEAAAAH!”
*kool-aid guy busts through wall*
OOOOHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAH!
Drawing your future self.
It’s Michael Jackson!
um…wat?
hey, don’t worry, he’s already behind bars !
While the drawing appears to be sub-standard in the facial features, it tells us that the man was an earless man and will be very easy to spot, unless that hat of his is covering… oh… thats hair, my bad.
WTF…..??
hey iv seen that guy!!!!!!
Any need for an Identikit?
Ay caramba!
Hi Im Spanish Follower of the failblog…
The “Wooly Willy” is a draw from a Old-Women to identificated an assasin…
Sorry but me english are so bad
Reminds me of an episode of Criminal Minds.
Wow, I thought Moe from the Three Stooges died in 1975…guess not
Apparently the picture actually led to the guy.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/24/bolivia-photo-fit-murderer
They found him!
Yay!
That’s five kinds of incredible.
1. The police didn’t throw the case out
2. The police actually found someone
3. The pic comes full circle and gets used to obscure his face (since the trial is pending)
4. This news reaches a paper here in Singapore
5. We all saw it first HERE. Failblog.org.
hahaha i seen this here last night and then saw it on my national news (and im in scotland)
really….REALLY…..FKN REALLY…. it’s the really game everybody. FAIL
wooly willy is a murderer! I KNEW IT! NONE USED TO LISTEN TO ME! lol
I saw this on my local new channel, the story goes like this: A woman got mugged, she drew that picture for the police and sure enough he had that exact style of haircut and were able to apprehend the criminal as that hair is just… not normal and easily spotted.
foooooooool XD
Well, someone with such a 5×5 milimeter-squared skin is easy to find xD
LOL
un retardo hablado
rofl
OMG its looks more like bubble boy. you know, the Jake Gylenhal version.
¿Estoy conjeturando tan que el Departamento de Policía es un manojo de olds de cinco años?
what is a wooly willy?