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dense?
I am your density.
Population density?
BTTF reference win
I’d want an answer! It’s been 60 years people!
Yeah! It’s not like there’s been a *shot*
ok, that is an epic history fail.
But just for the facts: I live in Berlin and that time is really long ago. Nowadays there are of course jews again in Berlin and there is obviously no racism against them. It’s actually quiete a multicultural city. Great playe to visit too:-)
Das wörrd sich önderrn!
xDD
epic hitler voice xDDDDD
lol im german and living in berlin too and can just agree to… max??
uuuhm very creative parents
umm why is the name cencored out but not the picture of the actual person!?!?!
Would you regognize her? :S
almost 70
Who says there aren’t any o_0 ?
*Facepalm*
Because it’s totally not obvious as to why there wouldn’t be any.
Because it’s been a long time since WWII? Seems perfectly feasible to me that there would be some there.
Obvious? It’s been more than 60 years and there is no magical wall keeping Jews from living in Berlin or the rest of Germany. Berlin has a Jewish community and several synagogues.
You mean the Jew by birth, Mahmoud Sabourjian? No, I’m not defending him, I am Jewish. He is a madman, but that makes no sense. Your comment makes 0 sense.
Yes, in fact it does make sense and is quite funny actually.
Its called sarcasm, you can look it up.
ssry, couldn’t help that.
Ahmadinejad hosted a meeting of Holocaust deniers. Not clear what his views are, but it’s relevant.
Oh COME ON. This chick is taking living in the moment to an astronomical level.
2nd
3rd
Go 4th.
Drink a 5th.
Use your 6th sense.
Go to 7th heaven.
I 8th this thread.
Go the whole 9 yards.
11 Pipers Piping
*deducts 10 points for poor counting skills*
He dozen get it..
The bakers dozen get it either…
A fortnights wait…
Trying to think of something clever to say for 15…..
sweet 16
do an eightsome
Nein.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
You missed.
You too shall be honored to learn a lesson…
Boot to the head.
actually there are jewish boys (and girls) in Berlin
The original poster might even be one of the latter, which would make the question a lot more sensible.
But as comebacks go…
Why aren’t there any Jewish boys in Berlin?
They went to Munich, to celebrate Oktoberfest.
Its more a “Present Fail” by the second girl!
Took the woids right outta my mouth.
‘cos it was the chicken’s day off?
1.
Does it matter as long as they keep taking your breath away?
TOP GUN WIN!
Why aren’t there any sausage rolls in my fridge?
Because I ate them. Mmm.
…did you eat my cheese too?
……… I’ll never forgive you *cries*
Because the Germans invaded and took them.
And they immediately surrendered to them :3
So what’s the answer?
Do you really want someone to answer that?
Should you ask a rhetorical question?
Should you expect an answer to a rhetorical question?
Are rhetorical questions worth asking?
In Nazi Germany, rhetoric questions you.
Soviet Russia fail.
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia fails you.
Shouldn’t you be asking yourself the same thing? XP
You mean…hypothetically speaking?
Assume, for the sake of argument, that I were to ask you a hypothetical question; in that situation would you play Devil’s advocate?
Should we look back at Czuhc’s typical response to see if your question is rhetorical?
http://www.jg-berlin.org/en.html
does this answer your question?
Thankfully, by now, there are once again. Although I am probably more aware of the girls.
Unfortunately, there’s still right wing assholes there too. As is everywhere else in germany. And all over the rest of this shitty world.
I woudln’t use the term “right wing”, because you may find right wing people beyond the Jews, the Arabs, the Africans and so on…
let’s call them racist assholes, which in this case, are usually, neo-nazi assholes who actually are not right wing at all;
sorry, “among” not “beyond”
english fail 
I spy an aggrieved libertarian. Now you know how we anarchists feel every time one of your lot starts spouting about left-wingers.
Actually, this is history fail by the second girl. There are plenty of jews in Berlin, we are living in 2009, not 1945… sigh.
You sound wistful that it’s not 1945.
No, I am more annoyed by the fact that the war has been over since 64 years, and there are still people who think that Germany is full of Nazis or that there are no jews living here, although there are thankfully many jews that live in Germany.
I second that. It’s a shame how ignorant people from certain countries are regarding the developments of the past 60 years in Germany and Austria.
Germany is still full of Nazis, they just disguised themselves as christian-conservatives…
And these few Jews that where imported after the breakdown of the Soviet Union are too few to mention…i think there are more Kangaroos in german zoos than Jews in Germany…
You really should inform yourself before making wild guesses. Germany has the third largest jewish population in Europe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Jews#Jews_in_the_reunited_Germany_.28post-1990.29
France: 60 million people, 650,000 jews – ~1%
Great Britain: 60 million people, 300,000 jews – ~0.5%
Germany: 80 million people, 200,000 jews – ~0.25%
New York City: 8.4 million people, ~2 million jews – ~24%
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_diaspora#The_Diaspora_in_Contemporary_Jewish_life
To have the third largest Jewish population in Europe is not that hard having by far the largest total population…
You are still not bringing any proof for Clit_Commander’s claim that Germany has more kangaroos than jews…
Failure in stats.
Jammer, you’re a god damned idiot… Germany may have the 3rd largest population, but let’s remind ourselves;; it may be 60 years later, but there are 6 million less jews on the planet because of the country of Germany. 6 MILLION. Inform yourself on that fact – we can move on and laugh about it but there are significantly less Jews in europe than at the outbreak of the war..
More than 6 million, as those people would have had children, and their population would have increased along with everyone else.
No, not because of the country of Germany, but because of a generation of Germans that has nearly died out – Germans that are born after 1945 are completly innocent, and they do not deserve these prejudices. I do not need to inform myself about what happened, I know it too well, and it was a real tragedy. Thankfully Hitler is burning in hell now.
Todays Germany is an open-minded, tolerant country that acknowledges the past and does not want it to be forgotten, but for gods sake, most germans were not even born when the Nazi crimes were commited. Do innocent people really deserve to be faced with prejudices and cliché ?
Why don’t the kangaroos just jump over the fences ???
That thing about kangaroos jumping is just a myth. They slither.
That would require about 100000 kangaroos.
For a country of 80000000 pple, that is a small number, there is e.g. a lot more muslims (think about 3000000).
But anyhow, there is jews in berlin, be sure. But thanks to eastern berlin, there is probably a lot more atheists.
Thank God for East Berlin.
Comment WIN.
imported..?
and sure, germany is the ONLY country in the world that has nazis. and we don’t have fridges, electric power and live still in the tree-tops.
Um, Nazis are atheists. They don’t believe in God.
And yet, Hitler frequently referred to God, and spoke AGAINST atheism:
In one 1933 speech, he said that “To do justice to God and our own conscience, we have turned once more to the German Volk.”
In another he said: “We were convinced that the people need and require this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out.”
Modern nazis MAY be, but Hitler most certainly was not.
you need to educate yourself..
Oh dear, oh dear.
No, they weren’t. Actually, Pope Pius the umphteenth refused to excommunicate Hitler – and “was afterwards named Pope Gutless Bastard the First” (Eddie Izzard).
Uh, no, that’s not true. Where did you get that idea?
Thankfully? Is there some great benefit to having a bunch of Jews live in your country?
Yes, it is a great relieve to know that at least part of the jewish community has been able to let go of the past and prejudices and decided to live in Germany.
Its so sad. The Generations that lived during the Nazi times has nearly died out completly, and still there are prejudices against Germans who were not even born at the time the Nazis commited their crimes.
Ah well, as long as there are school kids in -what was it? Britain? The US?- who believe Adolf Hitler is the name of the German soccer coach, what can you expect?
pretty sure US kids don’t give a shit about soccer….soooooo, we don’t think that the coach is the second coming of hitler
Unfortunately, there are quite a few of Neo-Nazi assholes in Germany why try to continue where Hitler threw in the bacon.
Hitler was a vegetarian. He didn’t eat bacon.
Actually, the fact, the nature, and the extent of his vegetarianism are all disputed, as far as I’ve seen.
Thankfully is probably the wrong word.
Or that there is only one community named Berlin in the entire world.
Good old 1945. Now they were bathing suits!
I live in Hawaii, YAY!
How many jews you got? That’s what’s really important here.
She wanna check attics and behind walls.
Does finding this hilarious make me a bad person?
Up-to-date-history FAIL! And fail FAIL!
You know… there is something between then and now… I dunno… SIXTY YEARS or so!! ^^
Americans… I bet they still think we all run around in lederhosen, eat bratwurst and sauerkraut, and sing old Nazi songs… Yeah, I’m black and proud German, and from Berlin! Imagine that! ^^
So… you’re NOT wearing your Lederhose right now? That is illegal, I’ll have to report your behaviour to the authorities, which will take away your Sauerkraut supply.
Black…German? Does…not…compute. American understanding of Europe…does not match previous statement. Must return to home base in Disney World…to eat cheeseburgers and reboot.
American society stereotipe Win!
How do you know either of them is American? Sounds to me like the typical European bigotry I run into all the time on the web.
i would guess at them been american from the fact that they called football soccer and seen as i am from the UK i know that most english people at the least wouldnt call football soccer =]
?????? What I see is:
Why are there no Jewish boys in Berlin?
about an hour ago Comment Like
Do you really want someone to answer that?
18 minutes ago
Write a comment.
I see nothing about soccer or footbal or any clue to either person’s nationality.
Isn’t there a British television show named “SOCCER A.M.”? What’s that all about? O.o
Probably none of the posters here is american. You’r all history-troubled germans, aren’t you?
Indeed. I am Azerbaijan. I can see Russia from my dacha.
History fail by the second girl >.<
But yeah i guess they are from USA. What do you expect from a country that cant even find itself on a worldmap
We have a map, and we are the only country on it. One great country, surrounded by lots and lots of colonies.
And dragons.
Dragons?!?!?!? We have dragons? I wanna be a virgin sacrifice!
*chokes*
ca pbb ca pleh pleh
We’re talking about dragons, not incantations to awaken Cthulhu.
Sorry about that. I inhaled my tea when the V word was mentioned.
I thought you had never met a virgin you didn’t like.
I’ve never met a virgin unless you count newborns. They also make good as a sacrificial offering.
I hear you there..
Exactly which part of you is virgin, missy? *flips Ryannon over and examines for unexplored territory* Nope, I got nuttin.
I can fake it! I have been practicing for years.
teach me with your skillz!
Too bad stereotypical imbecile bashing America has everything wrong.
Education in the US is top notch. Pointing out idiots that fill EVERY country as being some sort of American thing is moronic. If a country is somehow forgotten by the average citizen, it’s because it is not important on a world scale or has little impact on America.
Well, first of all, RedBulle wrote that Americans can’t find THEIR OWN country on a map. That makes your last sentence a bit stupid, doesn’t it?
Secondly, if the unimportant country you wanted to speak of is Germany, then your education isn’t as good as you’d like to think. Third to fourth largest economy in the world, exporting nation number 1 (soon 2, China is about to take over), top notch for many products… Unimportant?
Thirdly, the educational system in the US is both: Top notch (Universities), and pretty bad.
It’s funny to read your first sentence and then see you do the same thing.
Further to AE’s comment, I imagine the Joint Chiefs of Staff don’t consider Germany a particularly unimportant country …
“Education in the US is top notch.”
LOL. Let me guess, you’re American and you have no clue what you’re talking about?
Don’t assume all Americans will agree with that assinine assessment. Even the Sec.Ed. has said that US schools are in trouble, and I know from having gone to one that they suck (and I graduated–Or GED’d out, actually) 12 years ago. From what I hear, they’re not any better now
So spreading clichés about Germany is bad, but spreading clichés about the U.S. is perfectly alright?
People don’t ever seem to learn…
Don’t you know it’s the “in” thing to do, bash the US and the inhabitants. I just see it as a form of jealousy.
Why is that funny? There a about 12,000 Jews in Berlin.
What’s funny is you’re off by a factor of 10.
No he is not!
12,000 /= 120,000
The Jewish boys aren’t hiding the demographic information of Berlin, it’s freely available on Wikipedia.
Wait… you’re relying on Wikipedia to back up an arguement?
“Officially, there are 12,000 Jews in Berlin, and about 200,000 Jews in Germany” as per http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/city-of-ghosts-is-berlin-finally-a-fitting-place-for-jews-to-visit-948101.html
good answer. most of you guys over there need an update when it comes to european history. Yes, we do have drinking water, yes we do have cars, yes we do have fridges, yes we do have democracy and yes we do have a health insurance for everyone! stop thinking germany is full of hitlers.
But there are no clothes dryers in Spain. And the tap water is way too hot.
Other than the crunchy laundry and the 3rd degree burns… me likey!
Of course. Clothes dryers and hot tap water (in summer) are a given when you have a sunny climate… I expect the same conditions in Italy, Greece, Turkey, and many other countires…
In Italy, somewhere, they don’t have any tap water at all, especially in summer…
I bet you never been ’somewhere’ in italy. As some italians say: ‘Ma va a quel paese!’. Litteraly.
Why? What’s wrong with you? Did I say something offensive?
Are we playing ” Whose the most pathetic victim” here? cuz thats what it sounds like to me. The world we live in is the world we live in and thats all there is folks. If you want there to be more understanding and compassion then you are the first ones that need to show it. Pay it forward and live for today, not yesterday, not tomorrow, but today…
It’s a Failblog’s fail.
Its your mothers fail
STOP SAYING ITS FAILBLOG FAIL! Je-sus! some people!
Je suis some people..
Ego sum people.
You look awfully familiar
As in an animal that embodies a supernatural spirit and aids a witch in performing magic?
.
(You look wonderfully.)
Yes, now do my bidding and walk in front of a person before getting them to open an umbrella inside while walking under a ladder.
Watashi wa people desu!
私は、相撲です。
cogito ergo sum.
Can we please put the Juses back in FAILblog?
Jesus Juice?
jules, like in pulp fiction?
What?
I’d say thats a big fail fail. She could find some jewish boys for example at the jewish school in Berlin:
http://www.berlin-judentum.de/englisch/school-2003.htm
I was wondering the same too.
That really is a crappy fail. Poor choice.
I gave up.
Understandably.
I voted against this fail. It brings too many opportunities for anti-Semitic troll comments. Troll bait.
*squeeziestomahfailpeeps*
I think I’m moving to Berlin
Maybe she meant Berlin, New Hampshire.
Or perhaps she was referring to Irving Berlin?
You may be on to something. You really couldn’t fit more than two small Jewish boys into Irving.
She actually meant the 80’s group…
Hello you. LTNC
Hi
More essays due = more Failblog-time.
That’s one of the worst fails I’ve seen a while. Only ignorant Americans think there are no Jews in Berlin.
How come you know where the girls are from?
Berlin? Now there’s a blast from the past.
*Take my Breath Awaaaay…*
She’s right .. I Went to Berlin and did not see one single yellow star. Umm guys… please note that I am kidding… but being of German heritage Berlin was like my Mecca.. there was no domes made out of rock though… damn .. but then off to Munich!!
MWAHAHAHAHA
Uhhhh, maybe you couldn’t find it because its not made out of rock. Bravo. Its called that because of the rock under it.
there are about 100000 jews in germany. in 1933 there were about 650000 on the territory what is germany nowadays.
100k is still alot more than ‘noone’
Fake!! You’re not pro.
well, most jews will have moved to israel after wwII i guess..
*sigh*
i hope that some day soon all religions will be equal..
..
..equally outlawed.
Actually, only about 5 of the world’s 13 million Jews live in Israel. Another 5 mil live (unsurprisingly) in the US. France comes in third with 500,000.
There are only 5 Jews in Israel? Palestine shouldn’t be having such a hard time taking the country back.
Nukes: You haz tehm or u dontz.
Yeah you’re right. 5 people with nukes trumps every time.
closer to 200K Jews in Germany.
Too bad Thrid Recih didn’t clear whole world of jew scum.
Not sure if you’re a bigot who can’t spell, or someone whose tongue-in-cheek wit needs some serious work. Either way, congratulations on failing miserably.
Rasicm and studipity is like a pair of shoes!
Berlin in ‘Turkeys’ third largest city….
*is
fail by me
whats the diffrense between a pizza and a jew?
the pizza doesnt scream in the oven
nerds and jews have something in common
none of them showers
how do you get 10 jews in a 2 seat car?
you put them in the ashtray
I am not certain, but I would like to think that at some point, this ignorant bigoted post will be removed from Failblog.
Now if only we knew someone with nukes…
I’ve got a friend in Delhi. We can stop for a pastrami and rye on the way.
The Internet ate my witty retort. I am sad now.
Proceeding with chocolate consumption…
…and now to bed. Tonight (which most would call 6am) I dream of dragons and nukes.
To everyone saying the war’s been over for 60 years: I have lived in Germany for 21 years and I have never met a single jew. At least not knowingly. Also there aren’t actually many neo-nazis in Germany (maybe in the east but not where I live). In fact most Germans have this guilt complex about the holocaust.
Have you met a Baptist or can you recognize them on sight? Do people make habits of walking around saying “Hi, my name is George and I am an Episcopalian”? How would anyone even know if someone was Jewish or not Jewish unless they stereotyped a certain look, looked for peyas or a yarmulke or maybe a little gold star, or they were part of that community/religion. While it is prudent for most non-proselytizing/non-zealous people to not advertise what religion or belief system they follow, I would imagine that Jews might still be a little careful in certain places and countries. I find fault in your statement that you have not met a single Jew. I think it is more that you have, you just don’t know it.
Gah! Another “i” word offense being moderated.
Have you met a Baptist or can you recognize them on sight? Do people make habits of walking around saying “Hi, my name is George and I am an Episcopalian”? How would anyone even know if someone was Jewish or not Jewish unless they stereotyped a certain look, looked for peyas or a yarmulke or maybe a little gold star, or they were part of that community/religion. While it is prudent for most non-proselytizing/non-zealous people to not advertise what religion or belief system they follow, I would i-magine that Jews might still be a exceptionally careful in certain places and countries. I find fault in your statement that you have not met a single Jew. I think it is more that you have, you just don’t know it. (reposting to get past moderating)
That’s why I said “not knowingly”. I meant that none of my friends or other people I know are jewish. Of course I most likely have seen a jew in the streets before. I really don’t think there would be any reason for a jew living in west germany to hide their beliefs though. I would say hate is generally more aimed at muslims here.
(what do you mean by: “Gah! Another “i” word offense being moderated.”)
If you type out the word i-mage or i-magine (without the dash) the comment will await moderation.
i see
And yeah, about that comment of yours. The fact Muslims are being hated more than Jews right now is no better. We need to start hating people for how they act, not what religion or belief system they follow. I am all for hating everyone, just have a valid reason to hate them.
I didn’t mean to say it was. I absolutely agree that any form of hate based on religion, race etc. is wrong. However I don’t think hate is good in any case, whether there is a valid reason or not. Who decides what is valid anyway? I think the world would be a better place with no hate whatsoever.
Without hate there can be no love.
That is what I said to the Jehovas witnesses I had round the other day.
They left.
I tell them to convert my rock first. If they can do that, then I will listen.
I have a comment awaiting moderation.
Is it because I referenced a female dog?
Help, Ryannon! Your wisdom seems to know no limit.
There are only 13million Jews out of 6 billion people and about 11 million of them live in the US or Israel. There is a pretty good chance that most people have never, or will never meet a Jew.
The reason might be they do not run around with a yellow star anymore.
i´ve never met a jew in my life either, at least not knowingly.
where i grew up there is a monument at the site where they burned down the synagogue/temple, so if you look closely things are still visible in small-town germany.
Not many Neo-nazis in Germany? Come on! They go out immigrant-bashing for fun on any night of the week – in the west as well as the east.
those guys making most noise are not necessarily a majority or right in any way
Small numer of a*es is enough.
Seriously? Aside from the obvious fact that you (nor anyone else) probably can’t recognize jews on sight, so probably *did* meet a few. I would like to add another data point myself:
There were 3 jews (I know of) in my graduation class at school, 4 if we count dropouts. Considering that we were ~120 in total, that is 2.5%, which is quit significant
Was this in Germany?
Yes. Otherwise the comment would be as pointless as 99% of the comments on Failblog.
Wikipedia says only 0,1% of the German population are Jews compared to 5% Muslims and 68% Christian. Of course chances are I have seen quite a few Jews without recognizing them as such (after all I will have seen way more than 1000 people in the 21 years I have been living here. Still 0,1% is nothing compared to the other major religions. According to Wikipedia there are 10 times more buddhists in Germany than Jews.
inb4 Wikipedia isn’t the bible
Why are faecesbook names censured? They’re on the internet already anyway…
Probably the best history fail ever!
Let me re-phrase. Did not intend for that to be offensive, I meant this is probably the most colossal, dense, clueless history fail ever.
OMFUG!
Actually, today, there are many Jews in Berlin.
Is it hard to act like that or are you really that stupid?
Today, there live a lot of jews in germany. All what people thaught like and what happened in WW2 is not what the people think like today.
Btw: In WW2 the germans killed jews. But they actually were germans. The guys who killed the native americans were people from everywhere, so most of you aren’t really “americans”, just people from europe who killed the real “americans” to live there. And well… you nearly finished your job.
I am sure I am not the only Native American on here that disagrees.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Btw. did she die?
There are 120,000 jews in berlin. It’s not an history fail it’s a complete fail because it isn’t even true.
She has to open her eyes. o.o
I consider your “history fail” a history fail.
It’s been 64 years since World War 2. After WW2, (west) Germany tried to repair the damage and is therefore the country with the most severe punishment for acting Nazi-like (owning mein kampf, displaying a swatstika, etc).
Furthermore, it’s an understanding of reality fail on your part.
She, a girl, complains about there being no Jewish boys in Berlin, on a website intended for meeting friends. What possible reason could there be for complaining about that, except if she herself is a Jew (and prefers to date within her culture/race)?
Honestly, she’s probably a Berliner Jew.
Therefore, you fail massively.
Since she posted in English and not in German, she probably is likely not a Berlin native.
well i use english on my facebook, ’cause i have friends from other countries than my own.
all kinds of ppl nowdays use english on teh internetz all the time. sorry to disappoint you.
I am a new yorker living in Berlin and yes, a Jew. It was simply a post that i wrote on my PERSONAL facebook page because i think it is curious that i meet SO many Jewish women here, but no Jewish men….
It’s not illegal to own “Mein Kampf”… btw… and so on…
You know a jew is a sensation in Berlin because they don’t life longer than 10 minutes… Inofficial Germany is the Nazi-Dictatorship as 70 years ago… but we don’t say it someone. We act that we are a democracy, shaking hands, making plans… and at home, we take our Nazi flag and sing Deutschland Deutschland über alles… At School we have to wear these brown uniforms… its so cool… yes, germany is so wonderful… the whole world should be germany.
If you think my english is disgusting you can own it.
u mean “keep it”
u’re welcome
believe it or not: i’m german and i actually met a jew!!! he was a neighbour of mine… well, till i found out… and now… let’s say he’s just gone
no, actually he moved a couple of years ago but he s still a pretty good friend…
and sadly we do have nazis -.- but it’s just a small percentage… not more than the percentage of fascist in any every other country
and this muslim hate thing is a little bit overdone!
I am German and i think that this is definetly NOT funny. We Germans are NO nazis. theres only i tiny bunch of retards, like they exist in every country
Don’t mention the war
Whoever pretends not to be a racist is a liar.
Historic Denial
Why there are no native american where the conquistadores went through?
Why there are no forest where the cities were built?
This is the best discussion ever (except for a few really retarded comments), and I am happy to report that my hope for mankind is herewith restored.
Although there seems to be a terrible lack of knowledge about the Third Reich, the number of people who do know is much higher. A good start, I tell you.
agreed.
i added this fail to my favs for comments. it’s quite an epic discussion here.
What a f—— idiot…
whatever the holocaust is a hoax made up by jews to make people feel sorry for them!
Yes, a really large-scale-conspiracy-theory. I have my own hoax-theory: They didn’t burn them, they shot them on the moon. Wonder why they didn’t find them?
Why do so many americans fail when it comes to basic intelligence? *sighs*
(though, as often wondered at these kind of fails: People DO manage to make an account at sites like yahoo!answer etc but are unable to type (for this case for example) jews, jewish community or synagoge + berlin into google or wikipedia?!)
Your comment appears to be an English fail… and I’m not going to reread it a 4th time to try to figure out which words of yours were on purpose and which were typo’s to decipher your comment’s actual meaning.
comment meaning: “Why does someone have the ability to set up a yahoo answers account and not the ability to serch google or wikipedia with “jews, jewish community or synagoge + berlin”
I’m half asleep read it twice, and got it. Worded badly, but comprehensible
site recognition fail. That appears to be facebook
“Why do so many americans fail when it comes to basic intelligence?”
Why would an American care if there Jewish boys in Berlin? The girl is obviously German but typing in a language that doesn’t sound like angry yelling.
Fighting bias with bias does not make things better, you know?
Well, Failblog seems to become the number 1 fail site. And I don’t meant showing fails, but failing themselves
Goooo go go go Germany west-side!
What if it was Berlin New Hampshire she was referring too?
Brains- that is wat you all need. There are Jewish boys in Berlin. My friend had a exchanged student from Berlin and he was Jewish. He wasn’t like all “Christmas???How dare you!” not that Jewish ppl dont like Christmas but he wasnt offened that they werent Jewish
apparently you need reading comprehension. The majority of “us all” acknowledge that there ARE Jews (including boys!) in Berlin.
You could also use spelling help, punctuation help, grammar help and sense of humor help. Work on that, eh?
and in new hampshire?? really???? my god you hav NO brains
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!HOLOCAUST FAIL!
For everyones information. I am the origional poster of this on Facebook, and I am a Jew living in Berlin…. I know tons of other female Jews here, but I cant seem to meet any men…. whats the deal?
so… NO MEN go to Temple or Synagogue? I find that hard to believe.
This discussion made my day.
Thanks all!
It’s rare but there are occasions where we discuss more than penis, farts and Arthur Eld’s proclivity for potatoes.
Exactly.
*turns into banana!*
There are loads of Jewish boys in Berlin… It’s actually VERY multicultural now.
Since the question has been asked, the world Jewish population actually fell by 80% since the Nazi takeover from the 1930’s to 1940’s.
That’s a lot of deaths.
The Jews the world has now are the survivors of the racism against them from the 20th century.
its a freaking 2x Fail she ask stupid and she answers stupid instead correcting her
and yes there jewish boys maybe there parents warn them about her. xD
Everyone knows it’s been a few years, and yes, there are Jews in Berlin again, though not as many, but all this is beside the point! The original post is FUNNY! It’s not meant to correct a huge historical point. IT’S FUNNY!
Sheesh!
Generation Stoooopid.
it’s the same as asking “why are there no Armenians in Turkey?”
I’m not sure who fails more– the one who doesn’t know about WWII or the one that confuses WWI with WWII.
That post was on a beta of facebook they were working on 60 years ago.
Dude, that made my day
The girl who answered that is my classmate megan rush
SOMEONE needs a history lesson
they’re all still hiding under people’s floor-boards and cellars…lol where do you think they are? they’re walking around just like regular people! Do us Jews really need to announce ourselves? lol geez. talk about a huge history fail.