Comments on: If Christina Aguilera is the standard …

By: Pillcrow

Pillcrow — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:58:49 +0000

“Why is there two l’s in Google?”

Sunday, September 27, 2009
Why does Google have two ls?

Why does Google have two ls?” is a question many people are asking this morning. The answer is simple. Google is celebrating it’s 11th birthday. The two ls are actually two 1s.

By: Dark

Dark — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 03:15:27 +0000

Oh, haw haw.

By: Felicia

Felicia — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 23:22:48 +0000

I am now officially scared o.O

By: zxcvbn

zxcvbn — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 21:29:46 +0000

ah, this make-up kit really taps into the ´natural beauty´ thing…

By: Sareena

Sareena — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 04:29:25 +0000

what the hell did they do to that poor lil girl

By: Jot

Jot — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:15:16 +0000

Yeeee, I wanna buy it!!

By: Kwegano

Kwegano — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:05:38 +0000

SHE LOOKS LIKE GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO! )

By: busyslacker

busyslacker — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:38:17 +0000

well I’m glad not every covergirl looks like that!!!

By: Frost

Frost — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:32:58 +0000

AH! its scary!! Someone hide me!!

By: gdfgdfg

gdfgdfg — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:48:34 +0000

thank god someone shoved a metal pole in her head

By: Mitur Binesderti

Mitur Binesderti — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:35:36 +0000

I’m not sure if that’s racist or not but I’m just going to pretend to be offended so I can call you a racist… it’s all us white people have left.

By: Sorsha

Sorsha — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:43:09 +0000

Baby Crack Whore. Coming Soon!

By: Alex

Alex — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:25:14 +0000

CHEAP LITTLE PROSTITUTE. All ages.

By: Aj

Aj — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:21:01 +0000

Holy crap you guys!
I think we found Mimi’s childhood photo! =O

(Anyone who’s watched the Drew Carey show before will know what I mean)

By: Ashram

Ashram — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:46:39 +0000

Included with each package is a brochure titled “Why Drew Carey is a pig.”

By: Grace

Grace — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:56:46 +0000

“why is there a baby squirrel in your cleavage?”

By: Jimmylou

Jimmylou — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:30:00 +0000

Know what she looks like?

http://www.onlzoberurff.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/xl_hexe.jpg

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:06:36 +0000

NO! I said make her look like a “starlet”, not “harlot”!

By: dks

dks — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:13:44 +0000

I could have sworn when I first glanced at it that the package was going to be in Spanish…

By: lolcatzfan75

lolcatzfan75 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:08:51 +0000

you’d think they’d cover up her uglyiness!!!

By: David Baker

David Baker — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:56:20 +0000

OR – look like a mexican cholla “beauty” kit

By: MushiMushi

MushiMushi — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:53:48 +0000

those are the parents that are deathly afraid of their kids turning teh ghey.

By: Betamaxjim

Betamaxjim — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:28:40 +0000

Why am i not surprised that pedophilia is rife in the modern world

By: 6x3

6x3 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:48:23 +0000

Your little princess is my little whore.

By: bowzer

bowzer — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:40:44 +0000

Wonder what her mum looks like? Or does she get it form her father?

By: vintage-t

vintage-t — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:34:18 +0000

Why is there buttock stabbing in Rome?

By: mc

mc — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:31:25 +0000

Written by Rita Repusla

By: Leilani

Leilani — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:29:51 +0000

Eek… it’s a little less Christina Aguilera, a little more Dee Snyder of Twister Sister. Yikes!

By: Nebuchadnezzar

Nebuchadnezzar — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:09:20 +0000

Well, it’s a new image for it anyway..

By: bob

bob — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:37:31 +0000

dont they know there raising prostitutes

By: Melthibs

Melthibs — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:22:51 +0000

OMG… My first thought was… oh, they made her up like Divine from the John Waters movie. Scary thought to associate with a 8 year old.

By: phyre

phyre — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:06:27 +0000

She’s about six, jackass. The “buck teeth” are perfectly normal permanent teeth next to baby teeth.

By: Casa

Casa — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:38:46 +0000

I watched Toddlers and Tiaras once… it was so lame, the black girl won best hair and best smile… she was wearing a wig and a mouth piece. o.0

Not that that was the worst thing I saw… just an ironic tid-bit that suck out.

By: jamisings

jamisings — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:14:44 +0000

I don’t know what’s worse – the makeup or the buck teeth.

By: jamisings

jamisings — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:12:17 +0000

Castration actually does not stop them. Only death does.

By: Kelly Ann

Kelly Ann — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:14:23 +0000

Omg, it’s as though I’ve gone back to the trailer park!

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:46:18 +0000

i’ll be sticking with xp for many more years, it has charmap too you know… but then i was still using ‘98 up until about 2004…

By: David J

David J — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:09:55 +0000

I think they meant HARLOT makeup kit.

By: Shpinkus

Shpinkus — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:30:15 +0000

AAAAAAH!!! TAKE IT AWAY!!! TAKE IT AWAAAYYYY!!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:57:32 +0000

You say prissy wimp like it’s a bad thing.

Look.

You either read the whole thread or you didn’t.

If you didn’t, STFU and RTFT.

If you did, then you saw this, et al. :

RobZip says:
November 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm

These kind are all over my area. I like to grease it into ‘em soft and listen to their bones pop when it swells up.

Now, I’m not saying this is true. It doesn’t have to be. Just the fact that he said it and there wasn’t much of a reaction is a sad commentary on society. But if you think our reaction to that makes us a bunch of prissy wimps, God help you.

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:49:17 +0000

Damn… Looks like pedo magazine… Scary

By: Retardo

Retardo — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:55:00 +0000

Yea me too.

By: Keyblade474

Keyblade474 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:45:37 +0000

You promised me heaven then put me through hell.

By: elyonum

elyonum — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:42:52 +0000

Actualy, this would be a win since this is how most small girls look like after applying “beauty girly girl” cheap makeup.

By: Bastard

Bastard — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:48:35 +0000

Its really weird when u need to say “NON TOXIC” ¬¬

By: Say g'night, Gracie

Say g'night, Gracie — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:43:01 +0000

It’s a Tammy Faye trainee!

By: Dorito95

Dorito95 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:55:54 +0000

yeah but the necklace isn’t really the focus…

By: j

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:02:07 +0000

agreed

By: memememe

memememe — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:55:29 +0000

At least they are representing the product truthfully. But it should be called “Pretty Trailer-Park Princess”

By: j

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:54:06 +0000

They are creepy…