Mmmm, unprocessed french fries
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Moving potatoes turns into massive fail near Pasco, WA.
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Saving from firsters.
Thank you Alice
liberty fries
I guess that’s the way the tater tumbles.
The teeter tots teetered too far and fell over?
thats what they call an Idaho stampede
first!
You fail at life.
The whole idea of calling something as “first comment” is an epic fail. Don’t people have anything better to say?
you should have better to do than wait for first failers and comment on them ;D
you should have better to do than wait for failers who comment on first failers and comment on them
…said Helen.
If you didn’t respond to them they wouldn’t do it. Firsters are attention seekers.
i call shotgun
Dont you look at the other comments before posting shitty ones?
lol nj i cant believe how pissed off people get when they dont realize there being trolled
Don’t see a fail.. just nice ppl giving food
lol! XD
You are such a goober.
no, no….that is from peanuts, not potatoes.
mmmh makes me hungry
tasty!
FIRST
Fail.
gimmie fryer and ketchup… nao
Ketchup?
MAYONAISE!
Nah, TSATSIKI!
The accident occurred just outside the vicarage.
And, strangely enough, the vicar decides once again that he needs new curtains…
The driver reported being distracted by a strange man hanging around.
With or without a mustache?
I don’t know, but he has TERRIBLE balance issues.
Which is why he laid out all these potatoes. Wherever he falls, one is sure to hit the spot.
Guud morning Fluffy. Yoiu mean hit the blight.
And then it’s curtains for him!
Bring me some gloves and some fresh chives stat!
Is that sour cream in that syringe or are you just happy to see me?
That’s a baked response if ever one I saw.
I’ll admit it, I was toasted when I typed it.
Are we rooting for the Vicar?
After that it’s a trip to the church for a blinds confession.
Yeah, I’d heard his confessor was a Venetian!
Afterward, he helped him with his irrigation canal.
:ick:
Bless me father for I have binned.
I have a weakness for swag.
He can’t resist the prize inside.
Here, fill out this application for help.
Question 1. Do you have any experience draping?
*stamps application form with a HYOOGE “WIN!”*
*decides to remain sock-less for the day*
Question 2. Would you tapestry that?
No, I have jalousie issues.
Question 3. Have you ever been arrasted?
*shutters at the thought*
I was yelled at for using oleo to mash potatoes once. Does that count?
They made a big scene and tried to frieten me with a staged hanging.
I’m sorry, but this is sheer nonsense.
Yeah, but that’s what will net you the laughs.
I’m just keeping up appearances.
ooh! i luv ur avatar! :cD
Looking for French fries in the raw.
Unappeeling, eh?
I’ve got my brown eye on you.
*Spudders*
It’s not a tuber!
Get to the FRYA!!
If you vant to live, pomme with me.
Yukon find gold in them thar hills, yanno.
If I hadn’t frittered so much time, my other comment would have fit here, better.
When it comes to potato puns, you are the champ.
I like his potato puns a latke!
Should we send him a mash note?
Sure, but be careful! Last time you hashed it all up.
Yeah, I remember. I was in an au gratin mood all day.
Tot tot, now…let’s not dwell on past unpleasantness.
The whole idea was kinda half-baked.
Well, that’s what happens when we go scalloping off in all directions.
I bow to your expert punmanship-wish my brain worked as quickly!
Please don’t break the pun-run to butter people up.
I’ll colcannon and have them dig up a copy of punning exercises.
Only aloo-natic could resist your charm, Marius!
I didn’t have cannon’s number; I had to kugel it.
There’s gnocchi-ping secrets from the Kugel search engine!
Chuño I love you guys.
You always come through when the chips are down.
That was sweet AA.
Whatever are ya all yam-mering about?
But it’s a royal pain to get there.
I can see the headlines now: “Happy Meals around the country go Fryless”
*gasp* That’s just kartoffel!
Sounds fishy.
That’s terres it!
It looks like the truck hungry jack-knifed.
If only the driver had taken it for routine maintenance at Jiffy Bacon Lube.
Will they fix your brake fast?
Before you lube, be sure to show your pom poms de terre.
That’s mildly disturbing
Aw, that’s just sour
creamgrapes.Are you sure it was an “accident” what with the vicar’s penchant for spuds?
Never mind that a few tubers are unaccounted for.
Step 1: Cover ground with potatoes.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit!
Excuse me, Drunk? you need to go to your 1:00 A.A. meeting. I’ll call and tell them you’ll be late.
See ya latah, tatah!
Thank you for your services, but reading and spelling are prerequisites for the job of my secretary. You will be given a small severance. Please pack your personal items in this cardboard box.
Oh god, I just realized that I wont be able to look at a raw potato for awhile. I just found a bag of old, rotten potatoes that was spawning flies and maggots last night. *upchucks*
We once found a bag growing under the sink with 3 foot sprouts all reaching for a sliver of light from the sink backsplash.
That’s why you have to keep them in the root cellar.
No root cellar in apartment we had three in the house I grew up in.
If you press those yuckies flat, add sugar and yeast, and allow it back into the darkness for a couple months, you’ll grow a nice adult beverage.
Where’s the Fail stamp? Fail FAIL!!
You don’t need one. You can PLAINLY SEE THE FAIL.
Feel the fail grasshopper.
Blasphemy! Of course you need the fail stamp for it to be a fail!
Better be ready to fend off the Irish.
Bata up!
*Raps fake Coyote*
Lucky for you I have a sense of humor. Maybe you don’t even realize it, but that is racist.
Sorry Marius, I meant to reply to coyote.
*Tips Hat*
Don’t! The hat will spend all the money on drugs!
Or alcohol! You know what these hats are like!
*eyes the Moomin’s top hat suspiciously*
Next thing it will be turning hat-tricks.
That would make it a porkpie.
I’m the drug-induced hallucination of my own hat!
*squeezeandfleeze*
Wait, you’re a mirage of your own hat?! But, I, what-
*head explodes*
The hat can’t be floating at head height by itself (that would be ridiculous)
This means there must be something supporting the hat.
I propose it is The Moomin.
The hat is, therefore I am.
Cogito hat sum?
Unless the hat is a bowler named Doris.
You mistook my hat for your wife?
*Sacks the Moomin*
You want me to throw this into the tub when “White Rabbit” peaks, is that it?
I will be the Alice, to your wonderland
Curiouser and curiouser!
Moomin, is that the Hobgoblin’s hat? You know what happened last time…
We got lots of pink clouds to float around on
And moomintroll got turned into a monster, but luckily moominmama recognised him!
*squeezesforknowingyourmoominstories*
*squeeze!!!*
:D
Um, I’m Irish too, it was a joke. Deal with it or STFU.
Or try to save the world from insensitive monsters that find the only way to overcome racism is to let it run off of them like water off a duck’s back and have the guile to crack a joke at themselves now and then.
And seriously, that was ethnocentric, not racist. You fail at anthropology.
idaho? no.. you da hoe now
That’s state produce profiling, and I resent that!
How is this funny? It’s a truck overturned. Also, no fail stamp? FAILBlog, you’ve been failing ME recently!
With a name like that, I would fail you too.
*Stamps*
*Vicars*
*snickers*
I don’t know if Foofie has room in there with all those potatoes.
*sings* Attaaaack, of the killer potatoes…
Run for your lives!!!
I love how evenly they are spread out over the ground.
That is probably one of the most photoshopped pic I have seen on here.
Your name says it all.
HAHA haven’t heard that one before! >_>
stupid shit
You’re the one who chose that name. IRONY ATTACK~ ^_^
Sad to say, i must agree. but after looking at i
t for a while, it seemed to be more belivable. :\ hrmm..
In order to grow patatoes you have to have seeds then you plant them under the earth.
Or you can grow them from the eyes of taters you have.
yes thats what I meant to say. But they still have to plant them LOL not leave dem on top.
Uh… not necessarily
not scattered and in rows and then in mounds.LOL
If you dump them, they will grow.
Idaho Redford movie I believe.
You know the Vicar was an extra in My Private Idaho. When he originally applied, he didn’t realize it was about gay prostitutes. He thought it was about a boy and his potato.
Is that true? Potatoes grow from the eyes of potatoes? We tried to work it out in the office once. We concluded that you buried a potato, then later on, you dug out the same potato.
It’s kind of like a muddy fridge.
(club style)
# When there’s tears in the eyes of a potato #
please continue…
I didnt quite see the fail at first, then i noticed those rocks where quite oddly shaped.
♪♫
The hills are alive
With the sound of tubers…
♫♪
*Fallows the Mari(u)s Piper*
♫ High on a hill was a lonely tot-herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo ♫
♫ Girls in white dresses with blue satin mashers…. ♫ ♫
♫ Taters, riced
Taters, riced
Ev’ry morning you greet me♫
im so sorry. :c( im so, so, sorry. *dabs eye with hanky*
It was melamine not metal I should have known better.
A melamine potato ricer? Humph! Amateur!
♫ You are sixteen going on seventeen
Vicars will fall in line
Eager young lads and rogues and cads
Will offer you spuds and wine ♫
Overturned trucks with their spuds everywhere,
These are a few of my favourite things…
♫ Vicar doesn’t lie for numbers
Vicar doesn’t lie for wealth
Vicar lies for plights of peaceful lumpers
When you hang up — Dress Up! ♫
♫ Tater eyes, tater eyes
Every morning you greet me
Small and white, clean and bright
You look happy to meet me ♫
Tots some big lotta taters ya gots.
The hills are alive with the sound of peeling…
One potato -two potato -three potato -four!
Five potatoes make a mash and so do many more.
did someone die?
Do you want ketchup with your fries?
Oh, come on! With all the regular “punny” posters on this site, no one came up with “Here’s spud in your eye”?
Too busy trying to be witty I guess – and they can’t take a compliment (which was for everybody) if it ruins their “pun run” thanks for the warm welcome…
Thank you very much for the compliment…I know it was kindly meant. But pun-run breaking is a serious breach of etiquette here–sorry, we thought you knew that.
Here, this might help. (Check out Rule #2!)
http://failpeeps.wordpress.com/failblog-rules/
*squeeze*
Neato Failpage Dragon!
Now I know the origins of “you poke you pay” and “accidenty”. I knew they where based on fails but never knew which ones.
Facebook. A bunch of us hang out there and send bits of silliness back and forth. T’would be wonderful if you joined us!
I would need lots of internets support. This place stretches my computer skills to the limit as it is.
There is much interwebz support to be had.
Thank you very much for the compliment…I know it was kindly meant. But pun-run breaking is a serious breach of etiquette here–sorry, we thought you knew that.
Here, this might help. (Check out Rule #2!)
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/failblog-rules/
*squeeze*
(Sorry also if this posts twice! I had to repost because the first one got moderated.)
My comment had no malice in it. I am sorry I hurt your feelings.
*squeeze*
‘sokay I didn’t know there were rules. Only my first real week participating I’ve been reading for a month. Your little FB family is just the thing for a laugh and a little mind stretching.
I got the rules up and I think they are fair thank you for your patience.
Well, in that case….WELCOME!!!
*brings out huge plate of non-spam cookies*
WE HAVE RULES???? Why am I the last to know?
*throws smut bus keys on the table and storms out to the smutbike*
Wait! Ry! Now look what you’ve done, DW! I hope you’re happy!
*storms out in a huff and zooms after Ryannon in jeep*
Oh, I am totally happy. She left me the keys to the smutbus!! :p
*double clutches*
*shifts into fifth gear*
*Pops clutch*
*Stalls*
*Gets out and starts pushing*
MMMMmmmm cookies :lick:
Still frustated by lack of moticon control just finished epic fail section…had to change pants…thank you thank you now I understand sooo many vague (and not so vague) references!
Welcome to failblog!
Nah, that’s silly. It couldn’t be him!
*Feels hoodwinked*
DOT ORG !!
Welcome does not apply, please be reminded to clean your grandchildren’s underwear daily
:shame: (hangs head ) Sorry for troll-like behavior, must read everything besides rules on failpeeps site. Understanding comes late, but at least it showed up.
Pffft your actions are not troll like. I have been here almost a year and a half and never read the rules.
Wait, there are rules?! Why was I not informed of this?! HAVE I BROKEN ANY?! HAVE I?!?!
AAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!
*runs screaming out of room, arms flailing like windmills, yelling at top of lungs “I didn’t do it, whatever it was!”*
There is a lot to take in at the rules site most of it basic common sense and good manners. I would say I feel empowered but I hate that word. I feel enlightened.
*watches as BFF clone falls off a cliff and explodes*
And I agree with Ry, Mamasalama…you haven’t acted like a troll. Everyone makes mistakes, and we’re happy to have you here!
*runs to update the failpeeps site with smutbus and BFF clone entries*
My body doubles?! On the Failpeeps site?! Oh joy of joys, this is the happiest day of my…week!
*squeezes DW*
But, mamasalama, you need not worry. We all slip up once in a while. I used to have my foot permanently wedged in my mouth, but I learned to calm down and respect others here. Just have fun, and you’ll be fine!
*Snickers*
Potato wedge.
*Snickers*
Update complete, BFF! And of COURSE I would include your clones…they are a long-standing tradition on Failblog.
*squeezies back*
Hurray! My clones have become an integral part of failblog! Thankee, DW!
I had to go back and read it again these references can be daunting to noobs!
Hee…POP QUIZ!!
What kind of a troll is this? ↓↓
*points to the post below this thread*
A “last troll”
*sticks a gold star on Mamasalama’s nose*
thanks may i send a squeeze?
You may indeed!
*squeeze*
Last roll troll duhh gold star given out already..
I must say, I love the addition of the smutbus as well as the sexplanation of it.
Any other additions you’d like to see, just let me know!
I think we should add this one as an example of the smutbus, if we dare:
failblog.org/2008/12/19/partners-in-fail/#comment-214109
I’ll put it up!
Wow, that was a good fail. So many on there. DrB, Lunchbox, ErickB, iliketurtles, moomies, Christopher…
last!
Rules 1 & 2, good sir.
fail fail
I imagine quite a few will still get baked…
This had to be in Idaho…
Is it a moral imperative that it has to be in Idaho?
Yes.
♫ I’ve got a love jones ♫
If it were a picture of spilled mushrooms would there be a morel imperative?
If it was an accident involving onions would it have occurred on an exit ramp?
HAH! That’s not a pun for a dim bulb!
If it were an upended load of carrots, should the driver have taken a different root?
If it was a picture of spilled beans, people would know to avoid this highway.
Well, then it would be a gas leak, which is a whole ‘nother story.
*SQUEEZE!*
I should have refreshed the air and the blog.
*squeezes*
*doublesqueeze*
*makes like a bean and does a runner*
*swings from a pole for a goodbye tackle squeeze*
*watches as the Moomin runs into a pole*
OOCH! Do me a fava and go to the doctor, okay?
Did you mention a gas leak Dragon? Was The Moomin driving a Pinto?
Yes, and he nearly had to have a kidney transplant because of the near-explosion!
Lima glad he’s okay; his friends soy him through it.
It’s always good to be a-mung friends.
I’m peased you’re here.
*Broad shouldered squeeze*
Legume I am your fava.
*uses the fours bean salad*
You just wait lentil your fava gets home!
You can’t avoid the evacuation root.
It does? Oh, Idaho… to find the Maine answer, Alaska.
I was like, wtf its just a buncha rocks, then I read it
FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!1!oneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoenoenoenoenoenoenoenoeno
Moving Potatoes? That was my favorite album from Rash.
*nom nom nom* Not bad for Troll™ potatoes…
*scratches head* *drools* huh? im comfewsed
*looks around for angry mob as a result of lolspeak* Atleast we’re not speaking about green barf… *shutters*
Guess you didn’t get the memo.
This isn’t an angry mob place anymore.
But not a lolspeak place, either.
{{{donkeyhug}}}I mean, um… *squeeze*The eyes have it.
For diabetics only!
*does Homer’s Mmmm….*
Maybe my older brother wants one from McDonalds!
*farts*
Whispers: pass it on!
*Hires carballeros to corral this mess*
No ones ever heard the term “roll a tater”?
(Hint,….its a drug reference)
I didnt know what it meant either.
Sooooooooo……what happened to you when you were being pottytrained?
Fail with pic comment. Commenter probably doesn’t know potatoes can be used for anything other than french fries, as his fav&only “restaurant” McDs.
YAY! Empty calories!
How did this one get posted? There isn’t even a FAIL or WIN on it.
It’s not even very fail at all. Just unfortunate. But, free food!
It’s Epic one way or another.
Where else would you find random ground covering potatoes?
Holy shit, that is a lot of potatoes! And such an even coating over that entire area.
mmm…. Potatoes
Do french fries come with that shake?
Attempt at setting world record for mashed potatoes, step 1: Spread potatoes across VERRRRY large cooking surface.
why do people call them french fries when belgium is know for making them ? Oo
….A conspiracy? -shot-
In the latest alcohol related potato crash, we lost 200 potatoes. We send our sorrows to their families… And this ends our broadcast of NBC News.
I’m hungry
mmm looks good 2 me
I thought Americans call French fries “Freedom Fries” now?
lololol
Bon appetit – not!
Au revoir, potato truck!
How does this only get 3.5 thumbs down??? This is a true Fail—I think failers are forgetting the true spirit of failblog, cmon people!
these are rock yall retards
Actually I’m pretty sure these are potatoes… Hence the title “unprocessed French Fries…”
I’m also pretty sure that “rock” is supposed to be plural up there.
Well there goes the Irish
redneck frenchfries ^^
I know plenty of people who would eat those potatoes, so this FAIL is actually maybe a good thing. I would, for instance, after giving them about 8 minutes in 100-degree (boiling) water. Besides, +1 to the original poster for not stating the obvious “FAIL.”
McAccident – we are not loving it.
I’ve seen that picture 4 times but I just realized the things on the ground are potatoes.
These potatoes will go well with the hamburger that’s all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.
i ended up in a huge traffic jam on the 84 in Oregon near Boardman because of an overturned tater truck. When they got the truck out of the way they didn’t bother cleaning up the potatoes. I got to drive through a quarter mile of mashed potatoes, and the rest of our road trip we were treated with the sweet scent of baking potato as it burned off the exhaust system.
OHhhhhh. I just realised that there where potatoes on the ground. I thought it was just pebbles. Damn im stupid.
*plays Last Post*
Wow , tats a lot of potatoes…
Thank you .. Campaign
These potatoes will go well with the hamburger that’s all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.