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Lol @ his eyes.
His?
At least I stopped Firsttroll being first.
I suppose, but that title does suggest it’s an elderly woman, not an elderly man. Still, that’s just a trivial error, so why should I go on?
And the saggy boobs under the eyes are indicative of it being female but where are her nipples?
An apt pupil would know.
:p
I see you are using your aqueous humo(u)r again!
I think you’re all just being supercilious.
We can be a bit cornea at times.
I think it’s scleral keep coming around as long as you’ll have me.
I’d tear up if you duct out on us.
We do retina certain air of wit and intellectual humo(u)r while you’re around, LCB!
I’m so happy that my foveate friends are here today.
That does lens itself to some good fun, doesn’t it?
eye can’t come up with a good response.
From my experience, I’d say they end around her knees. As a natural DD I don’t look forward to this. Already saving for surgery!
Totally offtopic:
(I’ve been so busy moving into my new apt. Tiny!!) (No internet hookup yet. Withdrawals! [or as Paxil's label puts it, "discontinuation syndrome."] Word to the wise from a mental health patients’ rights advocate, try to get off and the symptoms mimic why you’re taking it and the doctor will decide you need it and put you back on. Downright diabolical! Lawsuit=label change. I’m not a clinician so always talk to your doctor before making any changes!)
Have you ever stayed in a Holiday Inn Express?
Must be those Street Sluts from “The People of Walmart” site. Ewww!
Oh Photoshop, is there nothing you can’t do?
You retard, its not photoshop ~_~
to bad it very well could be and most likely is
Oh, thats nasty… :S
First!
No youre not…
Yes I am.
LIES. I’m first
LIES, i’m 58
USODA! I’m first! -shot-
LIES down for a nap
Starts to reaLIES what’s going on
LIES! I’m Spartacus!
I’m Zorro!
I’m a late poster.
Looks more like a nail than a screw.
That’s not the way to polish your nails.
I think she’s making a point of keeping them sharp. They are her the tools of her trade after all.
I know what I mean.
That means, more than half of the people here do. Although I’m not among them.
She’s lying, she hasn’t a clue.
Ninja moomin!
*rubs cloud*
Hydrophilia?
*Rubs back*
You’re right… as bloody usual!!
Neither am I… I think.
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Alert! Something happened to kmzr!
Dash it all! We need to help him!
(Btw, Arthur, I responded to your email so please let me know you got it, okay? *squeeze*)
I shouldn’t have started to scroll from top to bottom… Yes, thanks. Received and answered.
Maybe kmzr caught a code.
*squeezes*
Then there’s nothing we can do for him.
*squeeze*
The prognosis for kmzr isn’t good; says here the patient will go dotty.
If the patient doesn’t make it, will we have to take him to the cemetery and have him encrypted?
That’s a
morsemorose sentiment.I’m SOSorry to bring you down.
I’ve got mixed feelings; I’m semaphore it, actually.
Would you like a drink? I can tap a keg.
Sorry I’m late! I was just exercising on my ellipses machine!
We’re pulling out all the stops!
It’s just too bad we had to wait tilde weekend to be able to play like this.
That’s disgusting mum!
Why?You seem to use it all the time?
Her love cave has warts. Do not want.
Oh, it’s blaaaarg time? Okay.
*blaaaargs*
Clean up on aisle three?
*blaaaarg*
*sees all of the blaaarg*
*BLAAAARGS*
Thank you for letting my comment V be valid.
You did say it was blaarg time.
*squeeze*
Hehehe!
*squeeze*
Careful! If you squeeze too hard she might…
*winces as Jam blaaaargs*
…Nevermind.
As long as she blaaargs over my shoulder it’s the people behind me who should take care. Judy, to be precise.
*SKAA-WEEEEZE*
Where’s BFF with his mop and bukkit?
*holdingitdownsqueeze*
Now that’s a mahvellous blaaarg collection…
*shudders*
Let’s go somewhere else.
Its in the inside of a whale
Kolpophobia?
Oooh, my identity seems to be confused.
Where on earth did the blue pattern come from? Do excuse me, today I appear to be in costume.
Do you reckon this is GCF at home? Getting some down time between commenting?
If it was Granny, it’d say ‘dead’ instead of ‘real’.
And “objects” instead of “street slüts”.
I think I am offically the only one on FB. WOOHOO, I’m the king of Failblog!
*dances*
*gets bored*
*siiiighs*
*nerf guns*
Nerf herder!
Surf the Nerf turf (Say 4x)
♪ I think we’re alone now
There doesn’t seem to be anyone around ♪
♪ You are not alone
For I am here with you ♪
*points, laughs at bored dance*
(You never know who is watching from the dark corners of failblog!)
Is it really bad that I know what cartoon this is from?
what is it from?
i second that. where it is from?
tho the screen says real street slut screwed 1
It’s The Misadventures of Flapjack.
No, its: The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
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fail fail
Fuhlapjack!
Love That show.
i dont like this fail.. where do i submit this fail?
Have you read the “Real Street Sluts” at the bottom of the screen?
Hey Mr. Fail, put a red arrow pointing to the caption, ppl aren’t reading.
“ppl aren’t reading”? Kanye West, is that you?
Uh Oh. I think I’ve caught something from the trolls! I just read Alaor’s post and didn’t even notice the “ppl” OR the incorrect punctuation until BF pointed it out. I just read it as if it were correct.
This is what happens when I work too many weekends.
Is this that stupid ‘Flapjack’ show?
I think so. ADVENTURE! *BOOM* There, we don’t have to worry about him anymore.
This was supposed to be on the “Car Poon Network”
I didn’t know it was possible for motor vehicles to have female genitalia.
What you didn’t hear about that? It’s how the auto makers are hoping to bring sales back up. Really it is just another step along the same train of thought they have always had. Haven’t you ever heard the jokethat people with big cars are compensating?
I heard our US friends are fond of truck nuts – so why not a truck vagina?
If you happen to be referring to those metal balls that some people have hanging from their “ball hitch” which is normally for towing, then you should know that those things have been outlawed in some states here in the US.
Have you not seen Strangelands?
I hated that movie. Scared the crap outta me just like “A Clockwork Orange”
Speaking of crap, is that the inside of the intestines our happy knitter is occupying?
How do you put something on failblog
You go outside with a video camera and just be yourself.
If your serious, then click on the “Send in the Fail Boat” at the top of the screen and it will walk you through uploading a fail.
Another reason not to watch Flapjack.
I agree here.
How am I supposed to look at the screen when all the characters are that hideous? Marketing FAIL.
You fail at failing… Is that good?
First, yeah I’m first!
Wrong.
Looks like even cartoon characters have to become members of SAG.
LOL! The union isn’t as close as it once was.
Well, they’re not getting the support that they used to have.
What is SAG?
Screen Actors Guild i believe
lol this is like Troll HQ. everyone talking about nothing….
Well it has to be about SOMETHING, otherwise they wouldn’t be talking
Real Street Sluts on Cartoon Network!? Wow! Cartoon Network is starting a rally in every 8 year old’s pants!
Looks like they mixed up carton network with that channel that my mom always blocks me from watching
The cougar channel?
Well heck, I’d rather watch that than Flapjack.
really that’s the only way I’d ever be tricked into watching Flapjack
I honestly dont get it like for the first time ever, or its not that big a fail someone care to explain to a British 18 year old?
Hmm, is the Fail the digital box is writing the wrong info for the channel its on (Cartoon Network) ?
Anyone???
You didn’t notice the old lady knitting has cheeks that look like saggy tittehs?
Flapjack scares the hell out of me…
THAT is why I stopped watching. Even when they try to make it sweet, or funny, or even charming, it turns out disgusting! CN should bring back Hey Arnold. (Or was that on Nick?)
Hey Arnold was on Nick so with Cartoon Network you’ll say bring back Johnny Bravo or Toonami.
T.T I miss Johnny Bravo. *cries in corner*
lol flapjack (:
Cartoon Network itself has become a fail within the past few years. Cartoons like Chowder are corrupting kids.
FAT BEN MADE SO MUCH POOP! OH MAN, ITS EVERYWHERE! THERES NO END TO THE POOP! HE JUST KEEPS MAKING MORE AND MORE POOP ALL OVER THE PLACE! NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THE POOP!
omg. I have seen screw ups like this with Time Warner all the time. It’ll be one show that is on but then it has a different title. I know for afact it did that with X-Files for nearly a season and this wa just a few months ago.
Waitwhut o.O Real Street Sluts Screwed is being shown on CARTOON NETWORK?!?!?!?!? (Bottom left corner.)
Since I can’t tell if that character is a guy or a girl i’ll just call it a monster (very scary indeed and might give me nightmares.)
I hope she’s knitting a jowl bra.
Then again, with all the crap reality ripoff shows that Cartoon Network is putting on air these days, maybe she’s knitting a coffin for cartoons.
Careful, knitting needles are lethal weapons, and not all old people are deaf. And it’s a coffin cozy. It gets cold in those crypts.
Thats flapjack
Giga? Giga games?
Dude thats a real sexkiller
I don’t like what FailBlog is coming to with the fancy titles. This isn’t even a decent picture. Shame on whoever voted this onto the home page!
I know right?
I don’t get it. This fails at failing.
I really don’t understand this. I would give it the award of the worse fail
yea, that’s not real.. robynpeterson is a dumbass haha
how could it not be real? i took a photo of my tv with my phone
less funny captions for tv stations at the time were “flat abs fast” on the weather channel, etc. plus if i had wanted to photoshop this, wouldn’t i have wanted to use a better picture?
all comments above are invalid.
Flapjack! I love that show D:
Have a look at the text at the bottom of the image – I never saw Cartoon Network say the word ’slut’ ever before!
I guess Cartoon Network went too far with CN Real.
what happened to the good cartoon network!?!? all their old shows were epic wins! now cn is just fail after fail… it never ends >:/
That is an old woman who was stuck inside a whale for years on the cartoon Flapjack.
flapjack! <3
I FREAKIN’ LOVE FLAPJACK!!!11!!1!!!1!
Can’t you see!?!? Her entire head clearly a Vagina!
Cheecks = Lips
Nose = Clitoris
Mouth = Hole
Hair Around Head = Surrounding Pubic Hair
Wake up people!
I’d hit it.
:3
And before the watershed too, tut tut.
That was on Cartoon Network?
DUDE!! IT’S THE MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF FLAPJACK!!!
this is from an awesome episode of flapjack. that lady’s name is ruth and she really is a slut. the whole episode is filled with guys using pick-up lines on her like “ruth, you must be a library book, ’cause i’m checking you out” and “ruth, call the constable, because you’ve stolen my heart.” who couldn’t love that show?
Me. I can’t stand Flapjack, I hate how randomly starts talking dementedly for no reason.
okay, this will be dumb i know…
but does anyone have a list of all of the dumb pickup lines used on that episode?
look at the names of the show “Street Sluts Screwed 1″ on cartoon network at 8:30
and its 8:52 that means the chick is part of the show DOES ANYONE GET IT NOW!!!
Geez. Somebody get her a bra.
I’m just worried about the “Real Street Sluts Screwed 1″ on Cartoon Network… Does CN need parental control now?