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Darn Canooks are everywhere!
*silently replaces ‘o’s with a ‘u’ and a ‘c’*
*knows she’s gonna get shit over this one*
*leavesownthreadwithaquickness*
*shits*
*shifts uncomfortably*
*pets Jules*
*makes him more comfortable*
*passes ShamWow*
I’m not cleaning that up.
*clicks asteresik twice*
lol asteresik?
It was a Rave, swing those glow sticks baby!
They’re not that flappy, BG!
*looks down*
On second thought…
We’ll paint them. If they don’t flap, shake ‘em. We gonna party like Canadians in another country on a Friday night!
*shakes booty*
*shakes glowsticks*
She’s into mallacas, Dino. What can I say?
He doesn’t even have a license Lisa
Okay, forget it, I’ll drive! Gimme the keys! Gimme the keys!
The best one: Drink It!
This man deserves a pawty.
chips, dip, chains, whips, candle wax on the nipples…
*Just realized what movie you two are referencing*
Good grief!
Ma, I never tossed off! I never tossed off! To anything!
Every damn night? On the telephone?
that’s not a joke, that’s a sexual disorder
Mallacas? Maracas? Malaccas?
I thought the Canucks were primarily in Vancouver.
*Checks*
*cross-checks*
*sound-checks*
*hip-checks*
*Fore-checks*
*Rice-Chex*
*writes checks*
*rights Czechs*
*Stick checks*
*curb check*
*Hat check*
coat check
*quick chek*
*poke-checks*
:[
Chex Quest
*Pay check*
:[
*check please*
*Check date*
*frog check* hurray for multiple meanings.
*wrongs Slovaks*
*Snickers*
*cashes checks*
*hounds-tooth checks*
*blue-tooth check*
Yep, it’s working.
Braincheck on all of you…fail
*THWACK*
*THWACKS*
Reality check.
Is your life so sad that you feel the need to lash out at people in the safety of an anonymous forum.
so Avis is your real name? Twack!ha!
Guess it is, Marius.
Again, do you read the comments here? Or do you just randomly choose someone to lash out at?
And… “twack”? Hmmmm…
*headesk*
*slides pillow under zooomz’s head* It’s not worth the pain… trust me.
no, most of us CANADIANS (not Canucks) are in Ontario
Actually Canucks = all Canadians…Canuck is slang for Canadian as Yank is slang for American…and yes, most of us ‘Canucks’ live in Ontario or Quebec….sadly enough. Thankfully, I do not!
Maybe they were thinking of the hockey team.
actually we only call new yorkers yankees. we don’t call all americans yanks.
Yeah but most Brits call us Yanks.
And Aussies.
“Random Australian Fact Of The Day.”
Actually, I’m pretty British and I’ve never heard a Brit use the term…
But then, I have good teeth and don’t wear a monocle.
I’ve been called a “colonist” by the brits. That was pretty charming.
I used to live in Tennessee (have since relocated to the more reasonable lands of northern Mich)… Some southerners call northerners “yankees” still. I guess it’s better than carpetbagger.
Typical eastern hosers, Ontar-i-o is full of hillbillies! Not Canucks… And Quebec, lol, not worth my mentioning. Stupid frogs…
I’d rather be a frog than a redneck. Bonne journée à toi!
Quebecois are Pepsis, not frogs.
Évidement, tu n’es pas très malin non plus.
Enguarde!
good things groooow in Ontarioooooo but really alot of us canadians tend to be in canada lol
Oh CANADA the our home their native land.
It’s CANUCK, not Canooks. I have no idea what those are.
People in canadia have a lot of flashlights. They tell many ghost stories up there in the frozen tundra. Oh that wild canadian folklore.
they must have been black.
Black Canadians? Interesting.
*THWACK*
Work that spoon!
Not in that way.
*looks under wooden spoon*
*feels no compassion for whacked troll*
What if I told you my back side was a troll?
*scrapes remains into Daisy™ Seal-A-Meal bag*
*places on ZA’s grave for his afternoon nom-nom*
*adds flashlight*
*don’t forget the batteries*
Anyone foreign is definitely suspicious. Yeah.
Crap, I’m foreign today. Guess I’ll watch my back.
Are you not foreign every day, BG?
NO! Yesterday, I was a citizen of the country I was in. But then I did *whisper* and *whisper* and got kicked out….again.
Again?
Freedom of expression, my ass!
Is that a request? Judy or one of her minions could provide you some expression.
yeah fhashfskjhfks there are Black people in the world, get over it..
I don’t think this landed where you intended.
Hooray! That’s the fouth time today I have lost a tie!
If you put them on correctly, that won’t happen.
I try to knot them tight but she keeps getting away.
Troll fight!!!!
*covers ass*
No, I can’t afford another trip to Ass Depot.
That’s where I got my BMW.
relax, I’ll watch it for you….
*settles in with binoculars*
wtf?
very suspicious…
What do you see, zooomy?
I think it is….yeah…flashlights!!! look!
*passes binoculars*
Those aren’t flashlights — they’re headlights. And it looks like they’re getting closer…
run!
*calls up ZA and his 10 million cohorts*
I brought a Lady Gaga brand wonder bra. You like?! I like!
well, I would not expect more given that limited intellect of yours BG
Oh! What a nice thing to say. Date much?
A message has been sent to the PTB.
No Marius, that would require leaving his parent’s basement.
Probably only saw a bra on the clothes line. So sad. Don’t believe your mom Yr, you’re not allergic to the world, you can leave the basement. Give it a try!
Nice one Avis, see ya Yr
I always wonder how these trolls make their choice about who to attack. It seems so… random.
*snorkle*
I have family in Custer. It’s in South Dakota in the Black Hills. My uncle out there is a………..gulp………Southern Baptist Preacher. I said preacher, not minister.
Well, he’s not a vicar, but does he like potatoes? I know where Custer is. I used to live in Rapid City. Waaaaay back in the day.
If it’s food, he likes it.
Ehm, not in the way he means, I suppose?
No. Probably not. We’re talking about a guy that puts Air Supply in the same category as KISS. They’re all evil. The work of satan. Sent to lead us far, far astray. Seriously. Air Supply!!?
Poor guy, he must be All Out of Love.
Air Supply is the very nexus of evil.
Seriously.
Demons:
ht
tp://rare-cd.com/air%20supply.jpg
♫ Blame Canada! ♫
WW III
It’s okay, we blame you for Canada.
my penis.
Your penis is blah? I’m so sorry to hear that.
It’s interesting that we never get a girl on here who says, “My vagina.”
Discuss.
My vagina!
Too obvious?
Nope.
Ah, I’ve been picked up on my over-obvious vagina in the past. SO glad there is now somewhere to go where people accept it for what it is.
I finally feel…normal! Hurrah.
Makes me think of a song by The Bloodhound Gang.
♫I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It’s hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina. ♪
My favorite is ‘A lap dance is better when the stripper is crying’.
It is just so wrong, that it is hilarious.
*snork!*
I just got to listen to ‘Mope’ on my walk that I take over lunch today.
*squeeze*
The bloodhound gang is one of those bands that when I am listening to and someone walks into the room I feel like I they caught me doing something wrong. It is them and ICP my guilty pleasures.
That was more of a monologue.
*Crickets*
I snorked. The blogmonster must have gotten it.
*snork*
*sigh*
The blogmonster is getting out of control again. I even tried feeding it some pie on the last fail, but it must not have worked.
I think the blogmonster may be on stimulus overload, what with all the trolls here today. If only trolls would learn to spell correctly, more of their semi-literate diatribes would be caught instead of the usual witty banter from the regulars.
Maybe you have not seen some of the regular’s post from bus driver fail.
right Jules,
I did sing about my enflamed bum…..
I got tired of people saying hoohoo and such and needed to say Vagina….Va-giiiinaaa.
my coworkers say va gee gee
Various Grandmas Grinning?
volumptuous girls grooming?
Dammit Zooomz…………stop peeking in my windows!!
♫ Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize. ♫
I wanna go there sooooo badly! We’re thinking of going next summer.
I’m going in 10 days for just a Mommy/Daughter day… then twelve days after that … then two days after that.
If a certain someone is still planning to visit over the holidays, that will be another day in the parks.
Hello. I’m Nightshayde and I am addicted to Disneyland.
♫ It’s a small world after all . . . ♫
*snerk*
A co-worker was complaining yesterday about getting that earworm from the Disneyland commercials currently running in our area … so I cranked up the song & played it on my computer for him.
Yes – I have a LOT of Disney music on my computer.
That’s not how it’s suppose to work.
You get the earworm, not me! Make it stop!
Hi I’m zooomz and I’m addicted to Failblog
Hi zooomz!
I think I’ve reached some sort of new addiction level. I dreamt about FB last night.
I say gooch.
Discuss your vagina?
It warms my heart that some of the male FPs have replied to this. Most often when that part of the female anatomy is mentioned, it makes them runawaywithaquickness.
Well, it depends on what being discussed of course, but I’ve always had a certain attraction…
Nine months getting out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.
A comedian once said that upon his birth he looked at the doctor and said “That’s the last time I’m going up one of those!”
Hee! Hee!
*Squeeze*
*squeeze*
Good Friday so far?
Not particularly. No sleep last night and pesky customers all day.
Are you counting the days till your vacation?
Not really, I’m just going to a tiny town in Indiana with my mother. Oddly enough, we got invited to a local’s Thanksgiving dinner though. Something to do with my mothers job.
The part I’m really looking forward to is the fireplace in the cottage we rented.
Ooooo! Reading by the fire.
Cross stitch by the fire! I have to work on one of Rooster’s Christmas presents.
I choose to take the high road here.
Hand made gifts are the best gifts, they are from the soul.
It’s only part of what I’m giving him. A throw pillow with the quote “Time is the fire in which we burn”. He’s also getting a nice new leather messenger bag, and boxers with the starfleet emblem on them (that last one is sort of a gag gift).
I’m making bath salts for most of my female friends and relations.
The years we remember the best are the years we had the least. One year we bought ourselves a car radiator and the next year we purchased a cesspool. The things we did to make up for that changed how we looked at the holiday.
(blog monster must be very hungry today)
Where in Indiana are you going, Avis?
New Harmony. It’s a cute little town. Nice and quiet. The perfect (close) place to get away from it all.
Wow… New Harmony is about as close as you can get to not actually being in Indiana anymore. I live about 45 minutes NE of Indianapolis.
Kolpophobia – fear of vaginas.
Really?
is there a Kolpophilia?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha….
Run, there’s a vagina stampede.
Call out the Roosters!!! They can stop them.
My Rooster only chases mine.
Thanks
*squeeze!*
Some of the vagina’s don’t like Roosters…
Mea Kolpa!
Culpa? What’s wrong with stupid rednecks that can’t spell in other language than English?
Have you never heard of a play on words? Do you read the comments before posting your own?
I thought not.
Probably posting just to be inflammatory. I ignore twats like that.
yeah.. just stopped by to show you how that inner circle or yours is just a lame excuse for a living…
I’m not visiting this pathetic attempt for a forum anymore, so I will let you guys discuss my comments after I leave the building..
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
*waves enthusiastically*
Seriously, this has got to be a great sight! The regulars try not to be inflammatory, you guys are open to new people, and you still get haters who dedicate a portion of their life to saying how much they hate the site. I think I’ll stay a while longer…
Some people just can’t stand to see others enjoying themselves.
Awww. . . you left without talking to me.
*Cries*
Do we have to? Really?
We can start a different discussion, if you like.
*is rilly rilly glad GCF is not here right now*
Don’t say his name, he is like Beetlejuice.
GCF GCF GCF!!
He would almost have to be, with a sense of humor like his!
Yes, by ‘down to earth’, read gritty and dirty.
You do know it’s Arthur’s fault he’s like that.
God bless Arthur then!
Amen!
I love GCF, the twisted little nut!
*nuttwistsqueeze!*:)
Took you awhile to find this, eh?
*squeeze*
MsB we can discuss your failed life. So you ended up there, tell us more
Is that a request? Did you want to discuss it or talk directly to it?
My vagina is so good…………….if you threw it up in the air, it would turn into sunshine.
I used to have that as a soundwave back in the day on………..forgive me for this………AOL.
My vagina can beat up your vagina!
*shudders*
Don’t you threaten me with a good time!
*non-lesbiansqueezeforRy*
Been looking for you today. Happy you’re here!
Conf call hell these past couple of days. Then once you get a break, it’s hard to catch up on the vagina posts. So much vagina, so little time.
I’ll agree with that.
Pay Per View Main Event.
It’s only evenly matched if Ry’s vag is also in the heavy weight division.
Doesn’t one size fit all?
No. I’m sorry. That’s just a lie that we tell men of a, well, smaller stature. I’m sure that one of them told you that story.
My vagina is an honor student
I’d believe that it’s next door neighbor is. *smartass*
Why look. It seems as though I’m next door to you!
How did that happen?
*snork*
The articles says the suspicious people were using flashlights not fleshlights.
Can we still paint it for the Rave?
Why would they be flashing the lights? Wouldn’t that get a little chilly?
I need to get me one of these Canadian-detector’s that this deputy has.
They are so very offended upon being mistaken for Americans.
heck yes we are!
*Starts doing something with a flashlight*
*calls 3333*
You’ve reached 3333. State your emergency.
Help! There’s someone suspicious here! Wait…nevermind…it’s just a dog with a flashlight.
*hangs up*
Were his eyes shifting? Because that’s when you tell he’s the villain in the movie.
can tell*
iIiIiI
Side question: In which country is that the emergency number? Or does it work for multiple countries in Europe?
Interesting. I just googled “Dial 3333,” and found that it’s the emergency number on many college campuses (campusi?) and within some hospitals.
Ok, you’re right NS. It’s campus emergency. I was a commuter so I never needed it.
campi
Bi (plural to bus which I take to and from my school, see it IS connected!)
*looks suspicious*
reportedly doing something….
*Gets cagey*
Do you misgiving Canadians funny looks?
No, but I mistaken evening strolls with them
Nor I. But I do mistrusting them.
I’ve misspoken them with a spoon.
I misunderstanding them while in Quebec.
I misleading them around Denver.
I misdemeanor ones getting hazed.
I mishapen clay troll dolls
Could you possibly point that thing elsewhere? It’s blinding me, and I can’t read the other comments properly.
*hands missdiz designer sunglasses*
*passes comment decoder ring*
There, you’re all set!
define properly.. are you really interested? all these snobs shelter here because outside world is too harsh on them…poor geeks. ok now go wank it and feel guilty until you wank it again..
I never feel guilty about wanking. You must be Catholic. Come to the dark side and you will have guilt free wanking for the rest of your life.
Funny, since all he seems to be doing here is playing with himself.
HA! Star Wars reference! point proven..thanks
And you got the reference! Plus, you’re lonely! Counter point! You’re welcome.
And I bet something happened when you started doing something.
Do we need to sound the Alert?
They walk among us……..
Like, for instance, my mother.
Some of them even post on this blog!
*wonders to whom Scotty would be referring*
*snorks*
eeeegads!
Happy Fridinia, Cloral!
Fridinia already??
They were doing something, that *something* is very suspicious
i lold
Yes, funny cars, but did you stop to think about secular humanism and what it’s done to the fabric of our society? Shocking!
I did and I was not amused.
nah
LGB honey, you need to let go of the power cord and the shock will stop.
She’s been rubbing her socked feet on the fabric of humanism again.
Oh. I thought maybe her hair just did that naturally.
fail.
Blog.
Dot.
Org!
ORG!!
Orgy?
Maybe. Who’s invited?
The usual suspects.
If you let me come, I’ll bring body paint…
Isn’t that kind of the point of an orgy?
Not the paint…
*snerk*
Mmm….just before lunch…I could go for a kaiser.
Feelin’ a little Spacey.
Marius is such a Baldwin. I wish he wasn’t married.
I never miss Amis with a complement. I am surprised you haven’t been detained for a line up yourself.
Could we start the cuddle puddle now? I’m at home getting ready to go to the dentist…not really wanting to go…
I need a hug….
*squeeze*
I understand, dentists are sadists. Mine all have seemed to be anyway.
Of course, I probably wouldn’t mind going if I went like I was supposed to instead of waiting until there was an issue.
*squeeze*
There nothing wrong with the dentist.
I have had:
4 root canals
6 cavities
1 tooth pulled
1 dental implant
2 crowns.
So suck it up
Don’t wanna…and you can’t make me…SO THERE!!!
*pppbbbbbbttttt*
Good luck, Ms Buttacow!
I understand SuzieQ. Here is a Mark Twain quote about a dentist.
He was gray and venerable, and humane of aspect; but he had the calm, possessed, surgical look of a man who could endure pain in another person.
*Squeeze*
*thwack*
Don’t be a jerk.
I can’t be something I am not.
I am man, it’s in my nature.
*sigh*
2 root canals (done by a terrible dentist)
4 crowns
God knows how many cavities (“soft” teeth run in the family)
Impacted wisdom teeth (never removed)
3 years of braces (with a REALLY bad orthodontist)
Soft teeth here too! I can floss and brush daily and still get cavities. Yuck.
I suppose it’s a good thing I don’t really like sweets all that much. But soda gets me every time. It’s the only sweet thing I think I’d die without.
Just got back…bad news…need to have 2 teeth pulled! Argh!!! Damn low vit. D levels…and a previous exposure to Mountain Dew…
*Gives SuzieQ more moojuice*
Don’t feel bad. I’ve had two teeth removed by an unlicensed angry dentist.
*shudders*
Let me just say I am NOT looking forward to having it done. More good news: my root canal was improperly done, so they have to fix that as well. Lovely……..
Sometimes it pays to keep your mouth shut.
Marius/Sluggo, that is almost guaranteed to power a fail some day!
* hugsSuzieQclose*
I’m so sorry Buttababy. I can only hope that at least you will have no pain after and they give you good drugs to combat any pain that tries to slip through.
*anothersympathysqueeze*
Not that it will make you feel any better, but the tooth-pulling will be done so quickly you’ll be surprised. One of my wisdom teeth cracked (major pain) and it had to come out; once I was numb the sadodentologist pulled it out in something like three seconds.
Or maybe it just seemed three seconds, with the numbing and the gas and all. In any case, I was pain free after that. Best of luck in your future dental adventures!!
Been there before.
Worst pain I have even felt at the dentist was a bone graft o had to get to put in my implant. The student ortho surgeon did not numb the entire area where she decided to work. So towards the end of the incision I felt the scalpel blade being pushed through the tissue on the roof of my mouth. The tears that came out of my eyes were instant, like someone had just popped a water balloon.
I just thought I would share.
Ow! Ow, ow, ow! OW!
Thanks for sharing.
*pulls out shiny new nut cracker*
Strangely, the nerf balls don’t crack.
*pout*
Dentists are ebil. I don’t trust anyone that wants to have his HANDS in my mouth that long.
*squeeeeeeze!*
By popular demand, I hereby declare today’s Cuddle Puddle officially open!
Who’s tending bar today?
Aaaaaaaaaah. I’ve been waiting for this all day.
*slips into the warm depths of cuddle puddleness*
*sets squeezes on automatic within puddle boundries*
*leans back and sips drink*
Yaaayyy!
*squeezes all the cuddlers*
*opens the swim up bar*
What’ll peeps have? Today’s special is Long Island Iced Teas.
Yes, please!
*slides into cuddle puddle*
*passes an LIIT to Gracie*
Loooooooong Island for me!!
*squeezes all in cuddle puddle*
*slides an LIIT to zooomz*
Enjoy!
uuummmmmmmmmmmmmm
May I please have one of those?
*settles deeper into puddle*
*mixes up an LIIT for triple B, passes it to her*
There you go!
*squeeze and makes a Kir Royale for Suzie*
Thanky, thanky!
*sighs*
Why can’t teeth be perfect and resist cavities??
My mom used to mutter something about learning lessons.
old fail
Witch!
Liar!
You got any money?
Not so!
Eyes!
That will be my excuse the next time I’m breaking-and -entering: “Don’t be alarmed, I’m Candian”
That country to the north scares the 3beezies out of me. You remember the movie “Canadian Bacon”? That was totally based on a true story.
but….Canadians ARE suspicious….O.o
Only in speedos on South Beach. You never know what they are hiding under the gut, well beside their speedo.
Of course it looked suspicious. What in the world could a small group of people be doing with flashlights by a city street? Only time I see numbered streets like “5th Street” is in a city. Presumably, most city streets have this evil invention called “street lights”. It makes my nocturnal activities much more difficult to go unnoticed. Oh, and they’re CANADIAN! If that’s not suspicious then I don’t know what is….besides someone with a potato anyway.
Custer’s total population is under 2000 people. It’s far from being a city. It probably has very few traffic lights, much less street lights.
The main store is a Piggly Wiggly. It’s the kind of place where you have to back up if someone else is already on the road down.
That sucks! Somehow I thought some of the towns in Louisiana were the only ones still like that. Some of the towns around here get excited if there is a Walmart or a grocery store built. Scratch that, they get excited even if it’s the next town over that gets one so they don’t have to drive 20 miles to get to a gas station.
You see, the real fail here is that they said that “they were Canadians, NOT suspicious.” ALL Canadians are suspicious!
eh!
We are? Who are we suspicious of?
(grr keyboard… i AM kinda suspicious of windows vista, b/c it randomly switches my keyboard settings from “american” to “canadian french” (canadian english is not an option), which is kinda annoying. why does it do thatÉ)
Jk, man. It was a joke. My piano teacher and one of my friends are Canadian. There’s nothing suspicious about them.
Seriously people!!!! Quit posting newspaper shots from Jay Leno’s show, I see them every week and don’t need them stolen and posted on fail blog and seeing them a second time.
Jay Leno does this thing every monday where he shows stupid newspaper headlines sent into him. And apparently, people like to take pictures of them and repost them here. Stop!
OR, and I could be stretching, they found them in the same place Jay did. Or they found them humorous enough to share with those of us that are not interested in what the fat chinned bastard has to say on tv.
Haha, the only fake news I watch is on comedy central.
I prefer the Onion.
I’m also a Onion reader. I never miss my horoscope in that most honorable paper.
If I want faux news, I watch FOX News.
NO.. because people send the actual newspapers directly to the show, so the only place they could come from would be the broadcast. Just go search a video site for “Jay Leno headlines” and you’ll see a million of them just like this, but keep in mind they don’t belong here.
We don’t really come here for the pics. Just so you know.
What pics?
Second try here… EXACTLY!
*whips out shiny nutcracker*
*searches diligently for Kinky’s supposedly big balls*
*finding nothing there, puts nutcracker away and just socks the stupid son of a slug in the nose*
*Salts*
*round of applause*
That was the best part of you son.
Your mother should have swallowed.
Further proof that there can be pregnancy through anal. That’s where the $hit heads come from.
*stands and applauds*
*starts to bow*
*remembers dangers*
*changes bow to curtsey*
*walks away, disappointed yet again*
Please refer to the Vote button near the top of the page.
You are assuming that all people on the blog are American, and watch Jay Leno’s show?
If they post them here, I would think so.
My point is that people shouldn’t steal them from an already popular thing and put them here and im not just talking about jay leno. I see quite a few pics in here from “There, I fixed it.” as well.
I’ll have to try that one sometime. “Oh don’t worry, I’m not stealing your TV, I’m just Canadian.” lolz
And to avert suspicion, Canadians always use flashlights for their evening strolls.
so 4 or 5 of you couldn’t dis me…sad really sad…. Have you thought this ‘forum’ format is just a big fail? I mean is masturbation..self satisfaction, just that.. go ahead open this up, This thing has potential, but we know you guys don’t want to take your heads out of your asses..
The majority in this room are having a good time and enjoying each other’s wit. The fact that you are unable to feel that joy, or even more, understand it, well, I think that speaks more to your failings than ours. Being the nastier person still doesn’t make you right. You speak of our heads being up our asses, and yet you’re the only one that seems to see life through a shitty view point. We are kind, considerate of each others feelings, and thoughtful of each others view points. We found friends that we can communicate with in a forum that is welcoming. All you can do is strike out and try to be hurtful, as if your opinion means anything to anyone here. Hmmmm. Sure. You must be right. It must be OUR loss.
Dolt.
*holds up “Do Not Feed the Trolls” sign*
Don’t forget that we’re all ignoring Yr until it goes away.
Sorry. Didn’t get the memo. Plus………….just GRRRR. I can’t stand people like that. You may have to duct tape my mouth shut to keep me from brutalizing Kinky and Yr. Vile, disgusting, useless……….
*stomps off grumbling under breath*
It’s okay. It gets easier after time goes by. I usually prefer to sit back and let the pros go after them. When folks like LGB, Gracie and DW start ignoring the trolls, it’s usually just a matter of time before they go away (either on their own or by force).
I see. I will take that into consideration. Also, I’m not entirely sure that they’re capable of reading words with more than 4 letters.
Hooray!
That is because 4 out of 5 do not think you’re worth the time or effort and we all know the 5th one loves attention whores.
*hangs head with shame*
I don’t love attention whores, but unfortunately, I seem addicted to the thrill of slapping them down.
*joining 12 step program for troll addiction*
Oh BB, I was referring to me. I’ve been a bad blogger today.
Eh, you’ve had company in this one. I sometimes can’t stop myself from commenting. Especially if they set themselves up for it.
You are a sweetie.
*Squeeze*
*squeezeback*
Thank you! Right back at ya!
*squeezesAvisandMarius*
Glad I’m not alone.
Come on over to the new fail!
There is cake in the break room! Pumpkin cheesecake! Come and get it!
Stop yelling! We’re not going anywhere.
*stampedes to the breakroom*
Did someone say Pumpkin?
*joins in stampede*
NOW we have a boarder breach in the north too…. WOW!!!
Messages have been sent to the PTB. It might help if more were.
On its way.
No, we’re not uptight. You are behaving like an ass. We don’t appreciate that here.
Yeah, I’d like to see you banned. Do us a favor and just go away.
Only if someone sends a picture of it to the vote page.
She sorta has to tell you you look good, she’s your mother!
Unfortunately for you, she lied.
Zing….. one for Avis.
crash…zero for Kjbb.
Hah! He’s a fan! He reads the comments EVERY DAY!
Du liebe Güte, I feel soooo insulted!
BTW – Will? Is that you?
You poor sad soul. If you want some attention, you don’t have to be negative to get it. Don’t worry, it’s all going to be alright. Will a hug help?
*hugs Kinky jo big balls*
*hands GS industrial strength sanitizer*
Use it. I wouldn’t want any of that to contaminate you.
Wait… you want a BJ from a male dog?
*just sent one*
where there a super mutant?
Damn Canadians and their evil flashlight tricks!
What are you guys talking aboot (:|)
We have ways of making you pronounce the letter “O”!!
Take off eh!
Hoser.
Ya, know there’s a lot of people in northern michigan and the UP that say eh and I actually have a friend from Kalkaska that frequently calls people hosers.
Really thats cool.
*flashes*
*Suspicious click*
*merely strolling*
Do you? What is your great news dirk?
LOL!
yes because i love robert pattinson
Seen this already. FAIL.
If I didn’t already know probablybadnews.com was already a part of the cheezburger network, I would say this is stolen.
Yes… ‘mearly’ Canadians. That was not the first wave of our invasion. Just a happy family enjoying and evening stroll… nothing to see here .
*shifty eyes*
I dunno, us canadians can be suspicious.
Yes, we Canuckleheads lull you with our politeness into assuming we are no threat at all until we go out with flashlights then our true intentions are finally revealed muhahahahahaaha lol
Man, whoever posted this doesn’t understand the concept of police logs. Especially if this is the Arcata Eye police log. They’re notorious for using the log to just have fun.
I would be scared too if this happened nearby me. You never know what those Canadians are going to do next.
Hey, on a slow day, a deputy could mistake any Canadian for a criminal. They both start with “C”, don’t they?
The invasionary forces were spotted again?
Don’t worry, Project Polar Epsilon is still proceeding as planned…
Shit, we must be more careful. The Americans are on to us. Flashlight protocol must be carried out with extreme vigilance.
What ALL of you fail to realize is that in the American south and west, “Canadians” is what racist cops call black people on the radio. Look it up. So this is actually a very sad and racist bit of American bullshit perpetrated by law enforcement and perpetuated by the newspaper. So really everybody here is just really really stupid on this entire thread.
Cheers
“So really everybody here is just really really stupid on this entire thread.”
Wtf, who would even know that? Because we don’t keep up with the latest racial slurs that makes us stupid? Yes, I am in fact black AND Canadian, it does exist you know :p
but besides that, no I’ve never heard about “Canadian” being used as a euphemism for “black people”. Thats really strange if its true.
That makes them even more suspicious in my book. JK =)
We were just out for a walk eh, Nice Fellow that deputy… thought we were terrorists at first, then we gave him a cup of maple coffee and all was good. Custer is a great place… tho I prefer relaxin in Concrete Wa, Love that Red Cedar Inn Pie!
FAT BEN MADE SO MUCH POOP! OH MAN, ITS EVERYWHERE! THERES NO END TO THE POOP! HE JUST KEEPS MAKING MORE AND MORE POOP ALL OVER THE PLACE! NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THE POOP!
You are all a bunch of weirdos. WTF is up with all these comments?
This is from criggo.com.
FIRST!!!
what’s with these stupid chain comments about some random verb? Check?
Fail? More like WIN!
/<3
How many times is this gonna make an appearance? This fail is as old as time itself.
Why are there so many fails about Canadians? We’re people too you know!
HEHEHE
Good thing they weren’t sleepwalkers, otherwise they might’ve gotten their asses kicked: http://lawblog.legalmatch.com/2009/11/10/beating-up-unconscious-sleepwalking-trespasser-is-still-illegal/
not suspicious because they’re canadian? more suspicious, i’d say.
Why is it underlined? I question validity.
you guys are all INSANEEE IN THE MEBRANEEE..maybe u just all need a HIT FROM THE BONGGGGGGG or go and visit DR GREENTHUMB and become a ROCK SUPERSTAR
nice
In soviet Russia night strolls you!
Doing something with Fleshlights®?
as a canadian i find this hilarios
Those damn Canadians
I say lock ‘em up and throw away the key!
I was just searching for a Timmy’s, eh?
We Canadians are uber dangerous.
oh, but you Canads continue to amuse me!
HAIL TO THE CANADS!!!!!!
go to canada!