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Banner posted at entrance to MgGhee-Tyson Air National Guard Base (Knoxville, TN) several summers ago.
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Banner posted at entrance to MgGhee-Tyson Air National Guard Base (Knoxville, TN) several summers ago.
Up your viva?
*upturns*
*watched UP*
SQUIRREL!!
Visits hospital *upwards*
*upends a drawer looking for a paperclip*
*Uphill struggles*
*upper cuts*
*enjoys Upine festival*
*upholds the law*
*notices upcoming fails*
*votes*
You folks are looking pretty upbeat today.
ffs, some guy down there is a bit uppity though.
It looks like everything’s on the up and up here.
Sorry folks, I was held up by some suspicious customers.
I’m not suspicious, I’m Canadian. Well, I was born in Newfoundland. And now I live about 40 minutes away from Mghee-Tyson airport.
But it’s your flashlight that makes them worry…
*Uppers*
Sit ups?
*looking up* don’t you see it!
No, I’m not aware of invisibility.
Then how do you know it does not exits?
Because the sign on the door said so.
*rearranges exits*
*exists*
Thanks K@tcf. Guud morning.
Yes it is.
Where did your collection go?
I couldn’t carry it anymores.
From 4th to 3rd?
Safety was always 3rd. From 3rd to 2nd now.
That cannot be. It’s third. It has to be third!
*starts banging head against a wall*
Ok then, stop banging your head and we’ll call it 3th.
Threethiously?
*looks hopefull*
Absolutely!! Did you hurt your twoth when you were banging?
I miss summer.
Random?
Me too!
*squeeze*
*shakes fist at snow*
Where do you live the North Pole?
i remember one year in my camp we did this
I don’t have mine…
Reminds me of Art Carney roasting Jackie Gleason from the Dean Martin Celeberty Roast commercials, said it totally deadpan, lol every time.
It starts at 4:50
Talk about the goddamn picture, not things that have no apparent reasoning behind them like rhyming and such (don’t try and act “witty”, by your definition, and make idiotic remarks or rhyme off of this post either….).
See the third line on that banner.
Yes, “so up yours too!”, I agree.
I think ffs needs a bit of Granny’s TLC to loosen up a bit.
Fists of fury methinks.
I’m not talking anymore after this. Just please, talk about the picture more, that’s what comments are for.
No.
But that’s an order. Now make a non-witty comment about that picture or it’s five across the face missy
Can’t I just rhyme? Cos I’m a big sissy.
No more Rhyming, and I mean it!…
Oh don’t go there we have already seen it.
*yawns*
Nobody wants a peanut?
Have you seen the size of my gut?
may be a fake peanut?
He’s getting pi$$y. There’s no need to be a mean sh!t.
Bad k@ has been a git.
But some people dream about tits.
I found me a tiara that fits!
anybody want a peanut?
*moons*
*skipsaway*
*shakes wrinkily fists* ”Whippersnapper!”
*turns around*
*runs back*
*squeeze*
You have no idea how long it has been since someone called me that!
*skips away again*
I thought your gimp called you that all the time.
Sadly no….not since I broke him.
*snaps picture*
*walks away whistling innocently*
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You misspelled never.
Okay, here we go. It is a fence, metal in nature. Strung across the fence is a banner on which is a slogan, in the following colours, blue, yellow and red.
Is that what you want, my goodness, that makes for interesting reading.
*fences banner*
Talk about the goddamn picture,
And then put it in the mixture
Not things that have no apparent reasoning
Objective or seasoning
Behind them like rhyming and such
Oh my! This is too much.
Sorry, it was just too tempting not to!
Good morning/evening/day all
Actually, I think this is a WIN.
AGREED! I’m upping your score.
Cool story bro
I dont get it?
I wouldn’t either.
I got it once, but that was a long time ago.
Did you get the ointment or the pills?
Both. I wanted to be on the safe side.
Can someone explain this to me?
Your comment is Fail.
Boobs.
blub test
The test failed.
unfortunatly i just jizzed all over my cat
I know a certain kitty kitty who’s sleeping with mommy tonight
Safety measures WIN
*brings ruler to bear*
*runs away from Ursine*
YAY!!! I saw this on the vote page and was hoping it would find its way here…
Soooo…have you upped yours??
Regularly.
In fact I am not sure it can be upped further!
You’re not uppity are you??
*squeeze*
Me….nope
*does a little tap dance*
Well, this is an upturn in events!
*facepalm*
Note high level regular commentary.
We upped our game!
*squeeze*
What we don’t see in this picture is the Vicar’s look of glee. He will quickly run home and get out the potatoes.
That’s what she said.
Make 7up yours!
*Looks upwards* *see’ nothing*
It’s a clear anti-burglar WIN to me.
I don’t get it, anyone mind explaining?
FAT BEN MADE SO MUCH POOP! OH MAN, ITS EVERYWHERE! THERES NO END TO THE POOP! HE JUST KEEPS MAKING MORE AND MORE POOP ALL OVER THE PLACE! NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THE POOP!
Not the first banner to have such a message… there was a war poster with the phrase ‘I upped mine (re-enlisted) now up yours!’
Gohr and Farmer win
well same to you!
Oh well – I guess they should have changed ‘up’ into ‘improve’.
(And up with them indeed, because they never improve!)
I dont understand, will someone please explain XD
Up yours too buddy!