And the Darwin Award Goes To…
Hey FAILers! Let us know in the comments who you think deserves the Darwin Award from these 3 epic Safety Fails. Is it the driver that really didn’t want to pay for movers? Or the man just out for a “joy ride” with his mattress? Or is it the gas station attendant that is trying to multi-task by smoking and cleaning the gas pumps at the same time? Make your voice heard FAILers!
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the first one !!!
he cant even SEE wheres he / she is driving XD
That’s what makes it so perfect!! You can’t even see death coming!
Also, it made me think someone was trying to re-create a Dolorean type thing to go back to the future
The second one. Can’t win a Darwin Award if you take other people down with you.
You are all WRONG! As long as they still live and can reproduce, NOBODY of them will get any Darwin award. But hey, I did not expect people who can’t even spell DeLorean, to know that.
Truly FAILbloggers, falling for the stupid attempt of the poster, to induce discussion, by asking a either-or question where there in neither an either-or, nor anyone who qualifies at all.
So now we have 3 fails, packed inside one giant EPIC FAIL, and followed here with a whole list of resulting fails.
Way to go… You all win this beautiful FAIL award! *hands over the award* ^^
“NOBODY of them” dumb ass..
NOBODY of them?
Proofread your post about people being idiots before you click the little ‘Add Comment’ button.
It’s just … shameful
some people just fail at having a sense of humor
Ever think that they weren’t 100% srsface about the Darwin award? Prick?
hah, srsface. that one’s new to me.
This thread is full of win.
Hey, I like “Dolorean”. I think it’s kinda droll. Maybe not intentionally so, but droll nevertheless.
I am picturing as a “Dolorean” a DeLorean hearse, maybe.
Or maybe a DeLorean up on blocks in front of a run-down house trailer.
I don’t hate on typos- But thats really hard to follow.
“Dolorean” … “I did not expect people who can’t even spell DeLorean, to know that.”
Maybe it was a Spanish pun.
Dude, lol, get a grip. “DeLorean” is a word coined by car manufacuters, so sorry if I’m not an 80’s car enthusiast which would have enabled me to spell the MADE UP WORD, but at least *I* have my grammar down…
You really don’t belong on Fail blog comments; we need a picture of you to post!
Yes, John DeLorean made up his own name so the car he produced has a catchy moniker. Just like Henry Ford, Enzo Ferrari, Ferdinand Porsche and Heribert Volkswagen to name just a few.
LOL @ “Heribert Volkswagen”!
AKA “Herbie”.
err… Volkswagen actually means “People’s car” in German. The first one was made by Ferdinand Porsche.
Also Volkswagen bedeutet ‘People’s car in deutsch?
Kaum zu glauben, das ist ja eine echte Ueberraschung!
Und du sagst das Ferdinand Porsche den KdF-Wagen designed hat?
Ein Weltbild bricht zusammen fuer mich. Also da war gar keiner der “Heribert Volkswagen’ hiess? Ehrlich?
“Manufacuters”…a word coined by automobile manufacturers.
…
Wow…y
Do you really have to be an asshole in everything you do? You still get an honorable mention even if you survive, but this is a joke. Mocking a joke is like humiliating a clown.
Clowns have an unassailable innate dignity. They cannot be humiliated. This is why, given the choice between being a maître d’ and a clown, one should always choose to be a clown: for the dignity.
Both get to wear bow ties, though.
Actually, you fail for flying off the handle over something so trivial, BAReFOOt.
You can keep your trophy. I don’t want it.
In my opinion, the photograph depicting a person or persons most LIKELY to receive a Darwin award in the future, would have to be the one of the idiot riding a mattress.
cuz you’re cool.
Poor show, after a study of the top one, you can see multiple light sources, IE its a fake. this has to be one of the most shite FAILs i’ve seen on here.
sure he can… he’s driving like Ace Ventura
first!
Please hang up and try your call again. Dumbass.
um… maybe he was VOTING.
who is dummer?
– the dumbass?
– or the dumbass’ dumbass?
Ahh… the zen of FAIL.
says the guy who come in 11th
ha. you said cum.
second!
that is, the guy in the second picture wins the award. imagine what happens when the truck turns left.
#3 Smoking and gasoline = a fun combination.
Not really. You can actually put a lit cigarette out in gasoline. A cigarette on it’s own WILL NOT ignite it.
Trying to light one around lots of gasoline vapour…. now that’s a different story xD
actually, you are thinking of diesel fuel – you can put a smoke/match out in that as it’s naturally too rich (most of the time) to do anything. gasoline has such a high vapor pressure, that it’s almost always got a nice hefty layer of fumes above it to ignite.
Sorry, the Haz-Mat training in me came out for this one.
Extensive testing at fire research labs has failed in any and all attempts to ignite any grade of gasoline or diesel fuel using a lit cigarette as a source.
Likewise, cell phones as an ignition system for gasoline fumes has never been proven to occur.
Static electricity is the biggest danger at the gas pumps. Or, you know, villagers carrying torches. When you go to destroy the mad scientist’s creation in the castle above town, think twice about that shortcut through the Shell station.
No, he’s right–regular gasoline doesn’t ignite from an ember. See: Mythbusters.
see: real life, wherein the reality is that it can, and has. see my 4-gas meter that says “hey don’t approach the lel of gasoline without the risks involved.”
Real life would only be a counter-example if you had anecdotal evidence of such an ignition actually occurring. As it is, you’re actually citing not real life, but your imagination, wherein you believe that would happen. The other posters are right. A lit cigarette does not provide enough energy to start an ignition. Even so, it’s safer to keep any heat sources away from combustible substances, and as such policies and warning signs obviously aren’t going to advocate taking any risks whatsoever. That would be a retardedly foolish liability.
Not to mention there is no clear way to tell if the cigarette is even lit, some of us know not to smoke near a pump, or inside most buildings but will often let one ride until we can actually smoke it.
FYI Smoking around gasoline pumps will most likely not cause ignition, however it will dramatically up your chances of smoking related illness/cancer…
Ask a chem/bio person why smoking in a Lab is a bad idea.
Wow. Go look up the MSDS for gasoline. It’s only flammable in vapor form at certain concentrations and temperatures. So no, liquid gasoline does not explode. No matter how many of you claim to have ‘real life’ experiences with it, the basic chemistry involved proves you wrong.
Diesel fuel does not explode and is not typically even flammable in vapor form unless compressed. Which is why diesel engines have an insane compression ratio compared to gasoline engines. They don’t even use spark, just a glow plug which helps fire the engine up on a cold morning. Once the thing is running, it doesn’t require spark to continue to run, it works off of /only/ the compression. The fuel and air mixture gets compressed to a point where it explodes.
Sorry for the off the wall tangent, I just hate seeing signs on job sites on the diesel tanks saying “No Smoking. Flammable”
#1- Yes low concentrations of vapor with a high flash point will not be ignited in gasoline by a smoldering ember.
However
#2 Medium to high concentrations of vapor can be ignited by Spark- which is very easily obtained by dropping a hot ember onto a ferrous material…….. Or, the “fizz” in a cigarette of too high volume of chemicals- which anyone who smokes a normal brand has seen in at least one pack in their lifetime.
DW, you fail. I vote for the first one too. That’s just legendary stupidity right there.
Understanding the concept of Darwin award fail.
Exactly my first thought too.
Nah, these are just our qualifiers. We are still waiting on the results of the last events. You have the Driving Blind competition, Holding the mattress down in 60mph winds competition, and the ignite yourself while repairing a gas pump competition.
Personally I prefer the last one, it is not easy starting a fire like that. As other have said, you can toss a cigarette in a bucket of gas or diesel and it will just put it out…
Very funny… I like the one with the picture.
HAHAHAHA
You win at failing
defo the 1st one
u can use it as a ramp as well and he’ll never be the wiser
number two. not the shit, the fail.
Is he trying to milk the petrol pump?
He doesn’t seem to have a car…
Without a doubt the second one!
the first one definitely The first guy is just so dumb, however in the second if the driver goes slow enough they guy will be alright.
FAIL! The rules of the Darwin award are clearly specified! A Darwin award only goes to people who threw themselves out of reproduction in a spectacularly stupid way! So as long as they still live, and can reproduce, NOBODY of them can get the award. Now hang your head in shame for not knowing that, with your stupid little site.
Again, NOBODY of them?
It would appear that you did proofread, since you commented with the same phrase twice.
Still a dumbass
BAReFOOt won an EpicFail !
At least the rest of this comment was decipherable, unlike his above remarks, which contained the most absurdly cluttered run-on sentence. I’m surprised that more people didn’t call attention to his broader idiocy.
Do two consecutive fails qualify as an Epic Fail?
Maybe this person is not a native English speaker.
At any rate: relax, have a homebrew. None of this matters at all.
BAReFOOt-
Everyone knows that you can only win a Darwin award if you die or cannot reproduce. That’s not the point. The obvious intent of this post was to say that all three of these people are doing things that could easily result in their death. Which do you think is the most likely to get a Darwin award by offing themselves via the method shown in the pictures.
My vote is #3. One way or another that guys cigarettes are going to kill him. He’s just trying to find a more creative way to make it happen.
Heath Ledger! Now that was one stupid way to die.
Yeah, because when your life is so horrible that you can’t stand the pain, and take so many painkillers that it kills *you*, that is “stupid”.
Sensitivity FAIL! ^^
Thinking maybe your daughter won’t miss her daddy while she is growing up .. sensitivity fail.
You haven’t gotten any better at this rational thought thing, BAReFOOt
BAReFOOt’s thought process is clouded by his anger.
Did any of them die? If they didn’t, they don’t deserve the Darwin Award.
They can still win an Honorable Mention, or if they are really unlucky a living Darwin Award.
Of these three, the mattress man should get a Darwin Award. One false move and he is streaking the pavement. I could not say the first pic because there is too great a chance that driver will kill someone else. The gas man has the least chance of being hurt because he is not even pumping gas.
fail title fail
maybe the first 1 can see sthg if (s)he drives fast enough and the wind blows the sheets (whatever they r exactly) up
it´s definitely the gas-man
*someone puts on a cape and has a giant ‘G’ on their shirt and they yell out “I am Gas-man!”
Was this a reference to Maximum Ride or something else?
First one.
Third one actually is not as dangerous as it looks; gasoline does not ignite from a cigarette (there was a MythBusters episode on this one). Of course the guy may still die from cancer…
XD
Its the best way to live on the edge.
First!
Good morning.
*squeeze*
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way…
How about the one that dies? Isn’t that kind of the point of the Darwin awards?
Don’t steal the Darwin Awards name set up you own Fail Blog awards!
the second one is the most Darwinian fail.
I’d have to award victory to Joyriding Matress Man.
My FAIL award winner is No. 1
Second one- Joy-ride on mattres
No. 2 Mattress Man. I think there was a woman arrested recently for having her 13 year old daughter ride on top of a box to hold it on her mini van roof.
here is the link
http://www.gadsdentimes.com/article/20091005/NEWS/910059984/1016/NEWS?Title=Boaz-woman-arrested-daughter-was-riding-inside-box-on-top-of-van
When I was 19, I had a job which (among many other things) required me to ride atop a large trailer full of scrap paper spread-eagle and face-down, like a flying squirrel after a bad fall. This was supposed to prevent some of the paper from blowing out onto the highway as the truck and trailer made its way to the dump.
One day, as I was flying down the highway, I read a newspaper obituary lying an inch from my eye and learned of the death of a friend.
Commit this little anecdote to memory if you ever want to instantly kill a conversation, by the way.
The 2nd because the other stupids put others into heavy risk
driver that really didn’t want to pay for movers
Definitely the first one.
The dude at the gass pump
WoW thats 100% Fail!!!!
Have any of them died (or otherwise removed themselves from the gene pool)? If not, then they don’t deserve a Darwin Award.
The first picture is from Romania … not surprisingly
Yeah, I once been to Romania and everyone drives their car like that there…?? uhum.
I shudder at the thought that this is what FB will look like when no regulars are left. Is that what all the trolls and “you’re not talking about the fail”-whiners really want?
uh…
#3
Fukc the USA! Stupid & Fat People
This stereotype plus the insult to 300 million people convinces me that you’re extremely smart.
Yup. Even better that he missed the comment about the first one being in Romania.
The first one, hands down.
I’d say the first one. It took a little while to do that, so that guy had plenty of time to reconsider the wisdom of his actions.
Gotta go with Smokey Mc’Splosion here. Really? You NEVER learned about gas fumes and fire? You will. You will.
Not flaming here (pun intended) but how are you going to get fumes from a pump that isn’t actually dispensing gas? They’re kind of designed to not leak like that
My vote goes to the mattress surfer. Dr. G (medical examiner show) did a whole show on the various acts of stupidity men specifically have engaged in and died doing. A guy holding a mattress down on top of a car was one of them.
You people who picked #3 all FAIL. There’s nothing dangerous about smoking at a gas pump. Just don’t light the cigarette there – that will start a fire.
Dangerous or not, smoking around ANYTHING that can explode really isn’t the best idea.
Assuming all three are successful in their attempt to remove themselves from the gene pool, I would personally vote for the second one. While seeing a person running around like a human torch has its comedic value, its been done before – and often. Driving blind is also interesting, but again – seen that too. (Heck, I once saw a guy driving down the road on a Moped and he had a guide cane in his hand.)
Now, seeing the expression on the idiot’s face while flying through the air trying to hang onto the mattress, only to realize he will land face down (literally) – now that is priceless. And he gains points for oriiginality.
first one!
yep, the first one’s romanian.
so sad.
i (heart) my country.
mattress guy
what in the world they think
I would describe each of the three fails with three words: carnage, carnage and carnage!
I personally vote the 3rd fail (Man smoking close to petrol pumps)
By the way, what is the Darwin Award anyway? Is it for Evolution or for Indigenous Australia? *plays digeridoo and taps boomerang*
The Darwin Awards are for people who are so stupid they either kill themselves or disable their ability to reproduce, therefore eliminated from the gene pool.
The first one.
~~didn’t want to pay for movers
Mattress man FTW.
totally agree. he’s havin a nice time too lol
Ummm assuming they all died cuz you kinda have to die or not be in the gene pool to get a Darwin award i vote for the second guy.
You could get testicular cancer and have to have them removed, or need a hysterectomy and no longer be able to pass your genetic material on. So you kind of don’t have to die to be unable to reproduce.
Unless you figure out how to reproduce by budding. That would be cool.
The first car is more aerodynamic than usual and the driver cannot see a thing. Is he testing what impact a crash on full speed has?
No. He’s actually assuming that if he runs into something, it will simply scoop up and over the car…
or maybe he’s trying to improve his gas mileage.
or maybe he’s a crash test dummy who takes his work home with him.
While I agree that “NOBODY of them” are technically eligible yet, I have to vote for #3. He is SMOKING which is the only activity pictured that is guaranteed to kill him!
This might actually be a pre-Darwin Award.
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/. The rule is: “The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it…”
Any of these three pics would qualify as Honorable Mentions.
But I like the idea anyway. You might call it a Fail To Thrive Award.
BTW, people in the Houston, Texas metro area frequently put someone in the back of their trucks to hold the contents in place, even on the freeways. Then there are the folks who go beyond the pale and simply pack the back of the truck with people and nothing else. Maybe they should put a mattress on top of themselves to keep THEM in.
I vote for Mattress Mack, who values the mattress more than himself.
People holding down stuff in the beds of trucks also happens in Ohio.
I live there, and it’s all too common. I haven’t seen anyone fall off yet, but I’m sure I will.
None of these deserve Darwin awards, a Darwin award is when someone dies in an extremely stupid way or removes themselves from the gene pool. (I.E.: Unable to reproduce)
Good point.
And, as a pacifist, it would not be my place to say whether these folks SHOULD die…
but I might cast bets as to whether our not their idiotic actions could CAUSE their demise.
The guy at the pump is perfectly safe… its not like the gas pumps are emitting fumes with nothing happening… besides gas these days is more likely to put out a lit cigarette than start a fire.
The first car guy needs a second guy to ride on top and holler directions at him.
Smoker Dude ain’t bright but he’s relatively safe. Even if there are fumes coming out of the dispenser, all that will happen is a brief flare-up that might scorch his hands or face (if fumes are coming out, the pressure inside the hose is greater than the pressure outside the hose, so the flame will stay outside of the hose). If he drops the cig in a pool of spilled gas, same thing. Brief flare-up and the pool will burn out fast. Only if someone comes along and uses that hose to pour gas into a container is Smoker Dude in real danger. IOW, he might get burned and hurt but the place isn’t going to blow up because of his cigarette. The warning signs on the gas pumps are for possible personal injury, not imminent death.
This deal with the fumes was proven to me by a technician from the natural gas company; different substance but the same concept. He came out to fix my water heater, which was accessed from the outside of my house. In the process, he used a butane torch to solder something on the heater. Since he didn’t turn off the gas first, I freaked. He laughed, then disconnected the tube that feeds gas to the water heater’s burner, still without turning off the gas. Then he pointed the flame from his butane torch at the gas tube. Voila, Bunsen burner. Nothing happened except for the little steady flame at the end of the tube. He explained the business about pressure inside being greater than the pressure outside.
The first one.
Second one isn’t safe, but not nearly so dangerous.
The third one really isn’t that dangerous at all.
#2
definatly #1.
The first one.
Did they die?
*snork*
#1. will suffer only embarrassment, as others will steer clear.
#3. is only doing what I’ve seen too many others do… so his kind must still be breeding.
But —
#2. He will die a painful death and suffer terrible embarrassment doing it, for he is spread eagle for all the world to see, to mock, and to fear.
Please tell me that he has borne no children?
#3. Safety.
I was going to say number 3, but then I realized there’s a bigger chance of getting killed while being blind and driving than smoking around gasoline.
So, #1 FTW. Er… FTFail, rather.
Hello … The source of the picture is my website. You can find the original photo with the watermark here http://traficul.org/?p=5035
Please mention the correct source.
Thank you
Just because you took a photo from the web and put your watermark on it does not make you the source of the photo. FAIL!
First one, Romania ftw.
The 3rd picture looks like the man is very stupid and what he’s doing is very dangerous but in fact its not. Its an urban myth that gasoline can get fire from a cigar. Gasoline needs at least 456ºC to take fire, while a cigar in the top of its possible heath doesn’t overpass the 150ºC (try it home: introduce a burning cigar into a cup of gasoline: nothing will happen). But don’t trust me, ask your neighbor fireman, he will tell you its completely harmless.
Although I like the artistical impression of the second one as well
#2! the fact that they’re on a multi-lane road just makes it 10 times more stupid!
First has my vote. The people in the others can escape fate by seeing it coming, not the first.
ciggie go FOOOM!!!!
I choose #3, Darwin failure.
Did any of them actually die? If not then there is no Darwin Aard winner cuz none of them removed themselves from the gene pool. Mind you they could get honorary mention at best. That said, #2
the man just out for a “joy ride” with his mattress
the man just out for a “joy ride” with his mattress
the man just out for a “joy ride” with his mattress
the man just out for a “joy ride” with his mattress
the man just out for a “joy ride” with his mattress!!!!!!!!!!
Haven’t we all seen Myth Busters? A burning cigarette is nowhere near hot enough to light gasoline.
my vote is for number 2.. is so dynamically failed! and maybe funny to watch.
I vote for number one. Who the hell drives when they can’t see where they are going? Hope he ate it in a curve rather than on coming traffic.
LOOOL
) i can see there that it’s written “Acces Clienti” which is in romanian
the first one! it’s from Romania
so my vote is for the first one
omg they’re all pretty filled with fail!
The first one endangers way more than just themselves.
The second one makes me terrified, I mean… Standing out … oi.
The third one … durrrrrrrhello. Yeah.
All three. Of them if I had to choose, I’d hope that the smoker hasn’t bred.
The second one for sure!!!
I vote for #3 the other two can claim ignorance, but I am sure the gas station attendant was told not to smoke around the gas pumps and every gas staion I have been to has no smoking signs plastered all over the place.
The first pic is from Romania – Land of The Idiots.
What disappoints me the most is the fact that the first safety FAIL is done by someone from my country. Go suicide! Go stupidity! Go self-extermination!
First one, hands down
in the last pic the dude is smoking
Definitely the third one! He works there, and was surely told how to act professionally. And, he is the one who could do the most damage.
nope. read above comments. lit cigarettes won’t ignite gas. I’ve even tested in person
I’m going to say 2. Darwin Awards say that you can’t hurt anyone else when you kill yourself with your stupidity. #1 looks like they might take out another car in the process. #2 might take out another windshield should they land on the hood, but even if they should land in oncoming traffic and cause a wreck, most likely they won’t kill someone, they would just injure them. Depending on the speed at which they are travelling, its entirely possible to be killed if they fall off the bed, especially with a severe head injury. Even if it didn’t kill him, it would probably render him comatose, again removing him from the gene pool unless he has a *really* dedicated wife with a lot of money (I’m guessing not) willing to invest in IA.
Definitely the first one
i think that the 3rd should win it, if he goes up, the gas station and the customers go up with him
Fail #3… then probably #2…
Looks to me like #1 has the sheets of [insert substance] over far enough to the passenger side that he/she could lean his/her head out the window to see. Dumb idea, but it could work.
#2 is just an idiot ad probably gonna catch a large rash. …from the road.
#3 is only in danger of cancer and ridicule. Cigarettes that are pre-lit won’t ignite gas, despite what movies might show you.
Lastly, any Darwin Awards fan will know the people must already be dead, unless it’s an honorable mention.
the man just out for a “joy ride” with his mattress!! Hilarius!! And Insane!
I say first one too. How the heck can that driver see?
#1 Picture : With the price of gas sometimes you gotta be a lill creative!
Its a toss up between 1 & 3. Being the fact that we can see number 3 in action — my friend, the Smoking/Cleaning gas attendent get my vote.
Its a toss up between 1 & 3. Being the fact that we can see number 3 in action — my friend, the Smoking/Cleaning gas attendent gets my vote.
:O The last one is also smoking! Guess what’s next.
Um, just so everybody knows, you can’t get a darwin award unless you actually die in the process, just being stupid warrants an honorable mention.
2nd
I’d go with #2…. I’m sure I heard about this guy (or someone similar) on Dr. G.
Um…you have to die to be eligible for a Darwin Award.
These guys (or gals) are only guilty of being complete and utter idiots.
The guy in the first pic was simply trying to decrease the drag coefficient on his vehicle so that he could obtain better gas mileage. Sometimes you just have to sacrifice things like vision to help the environment! :p
the second one!
the first pic is made in Romania
) we are just capable of anything, this shows that some romanians are dumber than blondes 
)
Well except for the 1 that was on Larry King’s show
Well..Romania’s got a WIN in the 1st pic. And no,people here are not THAT retarded.
Definately the first one lol!! wth
The 3rd one, guy smoking and cleaning the gas pump.
I vote for the guy on the mattress cuz i dont think anything would happen to the guy smoking becuase they showed on mythbusters a cig wudnt start a gas fire, and the car i dont even know, all i can see in my head for the mattress guy though is him falling off and getting owned by the ground and run over.
first one!! lol really unsafe driving.
#2 as #3 is not in any danger (check your science) and #1 actually has some sort of control. #2 can fall off at any second at any speed and be left for dead before anyone notices.
The guy with the mattress wins for epic safety fail, in my opinion. As has been stated, the first and thrid pictures are no where near as dangerous. In the first, unless he’s driving into a hurricane, the wind is not likely to be strong enough to cause a problem. In the thrid picture, well, the Mythbusters have proven that blowing up gasolene takes more than just a hot ember from a cigarette (unless you are epicly unlucky), so the chances of him starting a fire are very slim. The second person… riding unrestrained on top of two mattresses in traffic… is so unsafe that unless he’s an adrenaline junkie I can’t see any sane Human Being agreeing to do it (reguardless of the truck’s speed). Those are my two cents.
~Quag
#3 doesn’t count based on the information provided.
Is that a cigarette, or a white pocket-sized flashlight? I don’t see any smoke anywhere.
The first guy – most def. XDDD
Did any of these people actually remove themselves from the genepool? I mean, that actually IS a requirement to get the Darwin Award.
“The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of
the human genome by honoring those who
accidentally remove themselves from it…”
Though, if they did…My money is on the driver who can’t see.
That’s just sad isn’t it? OMG
Definitely the mattress guy. The first guy has stopped – maybe he’ll fix it. The third guy probably won’t die. The second guy is just waiting for a gust of wind. Of course these are all guys…
Definitely the number 3!!
First one is from romania
As many of your devoted viewers have already pointed out, O FailBlog, The Darwin award is generally only bestowed, or even nominated, to those persons whom have successfully eliminated themselves from the breeding population (ie: death, or injury resulting in sterilization).
So really, until proof of this stipulation has been presented, none of these very fine examples of humanity deserve to even be considered for the award.
Fail poll.
The first one is just a frost-savety not that hazardous… last one has worse quali…
Would say that kid on the pickup^^
haha, I don’t even have anything to add except I have enjoyed reading everyone’s comments!
My votes on the second one. That is epic stupid with a high chance of fail
The firsta one is in Romania, that explains ALL !
)
The first one is in Romania, that explains ALL !
)
Haha, i laughed so hard
the second one: “damn… they must have used the rope when they lynched this gangsta’s homie, guess they’ll have to use him to hold down the mattress”
that guy smoking is a fail in itself because cigarettes will not light gasoline
The first one is from Romania xD
The first one. Unable to see. Probably doesn’t care.