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Tom Cruise did it better.
*jumps up and down*
what happened what happened what happened?
(stupid streaming video doesn’t like my work computer)
Me, too! Me, too! Me, too!
*sigh*
Two women in white shirts (button down) and no pants (or socks) slide across the room one at a time. Woman number two however, somehow falls and slams her head into the hardwood floor, nearly knocking over the first woman.
Which, btw, makes this a relatively unfunny fail. Back to roleply hornychat.
Ply?
ers?
LMAO
I won’t lick.
I will!
BÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄMMM !!!!!! YEAH !!!!
Trolls are pimps. They could never outfight regulars. But I didn’t know until this day that they imitated Basini all along.
Trolls are way cooler than gnomes or nightelfs
*grabs carrot and potato*
*grabs big pot*
*makes Vicar stew*
In Failblog, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
*in her best Quickdraw McGraw voice*
And dooon’t you forgit it!
*presents Gracie and LGB each with their own box of Godiva chocolate*
*sets out tasteful display of chocolates in the breakroom*
CHOCOLATE!
*grabs a box and retreats, growling*
*devours chocolate*
*transforms into a sweet-tempered woman before JW’s eyes*
Chocolate with peanut butter keeps werebunny’s fangs at bay.
*realizing he’s being sexist*
*sets up display of chocolates on the other side of the breakroom for the gents in the blog*
Godiva! My favorite! Thanks, jaydubbya!
*upends whole box into mouth*
*wipes mouth with sleeve*
*saves sleeve for later*
*saves box to sniff later*
I can !magine that you have a tummy ache… those chocolates were all wrapped in foil.
Who doesn’t like free treats? ( I know some people who don’t like chocolate *shakes head*)
Not. Like. Chocolate?
Say it ain’t so!
*grabs fistfuls of hair and slumps to the floor*
The horror! The horror!
*holds Gracie*
It’s ok, more for us choco lovers!
*hummms a happy tune*
Hey! Ow! Leggo my hair!
*whimpers*
*lets go of hair*
*curls into fetal position*
*sucks thumb*
*doesn’t say whose*
Gracie, my hubby doesn’t like chocolate. Weird. At first I thought it was a problem. Then I realized that means I don’t have to share! Until I had kids anyway…
How did we get from The Godfather to chocolate?
Damn. I missed the Godiva chocolate.
No you didn’t! I saved you some!
*gives Judy some raspberry cordials*
*Gives Judy Godiva chocolate*
Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this Godiva chocolate a gift for letting me restore the Godfather thread.
Hooray!
I mean damn!
:p
Men pffftttt they will never learn that all roads lead to chocolate.
Roleply hmmm? I’m trying to figure out just what that would be!
It’s like reply, in a way.
It’s like plywood. Except with rolls. In other words, a sandwich.
Mole thigh?
Hey Doc! We need to talk.
‘Bout what??
This might take two lung, we’ll talk later.
I’m on Holliday now.
I see a win in here. Her fall (and floor bang ) was completely sinchronized with the music.
*sneaks into Ricardo’s … erm … post*
*replaces ‘i’ with ‘y’*
*sneaks back out*
Oh Lucy! Where are you goin’ now?
Thanks for pointing that out. On the other hand, and now in Portuguese: vai-te foder mas a tua anal propensao para a ortografia.
It’s like roleplay, only you play your part in a wooden fashion like Keanu Reeves.
:Snickers:
He’s a Neo-conservative.
Shut up, smart ass..
Wax off! Dumb a$$.
You’re doing more than your share of strong arming today.
*squeeze*
What are you all still doing here? Trying to quit this bad habit of sleeping?
*squeeze*
Hello AA! I see I’m not the only one still awake in this time zone. Is everything well with you?
*Squeeze*
*sleepysqueezzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
*squeeze*
*Covers Dragon with fluffy comforter*
Good night. Dream of attentive students and first editions.
*Squeeze*
My eyelids are about the win the battle.
*squeeze!*
Better a smart ass than a dumb ass. Speaking of that region of anatomy, what is it like to be a hemorrhoid?
Hello Coyote and Arthur!
Was I blogging too loud and woke everybody up?
Morning! Don’t worry, it’s my time to get up. It’s great to see you all, especially after yesterdays comment desert.
I was just looking at the Closet Door Fail. A whole heap of weeds in that desert. Twits left right and center.
It was pretty bleak yesterday.
I’m taking a break to go prettify myself for work.
I’ll be back.
The Darwin Award Fail was worse. Kinda what many complainers expect FB to be – no squeezing, only more or less related comments.
*shudders*
Check out the “Waddya mean ‘Get help’?” LOL on ICHC for some troll action.
I was very confused, ’cause I have never heard that term before. At first I thought there must have been a troll that got banned…
BTW, I had to leave a reply to someone attacking you.
That word has also been used as a derogatory name for Germans, too, but much less so. It may have a US-centric bias in its use.
Thanks for the support.
Is it 2-ply hornychat?
Softer and more durable?
In more ways than one…
Bowling for bimbos?
*sends self to naughty corner*
Okay, got it to work with dailyMotion.
First girl slides in a-la tom cruise, stops and waits.
Second girl slides in, and promptly her bottom half slides faster than her top half, she tips back and *crash* head meets floor.
Ouch… get that girl a helmet.
(couldn’t quite catch who powered it, Dailymotion doesn’t like to pause)
Gets a nice hug for all her head banging, tho.
Yes, at first I thought she was going to kiss her, too.
can you just go get a life?
♪
Bang your head against the floor like you never did before
Make it ring, make it bleed, make it really sore!
♪
It wasn’t powered by a regular, jaydubbya.
Thanks. I never want to miss out on a Powered Party.
And didn’t he wear socks when he did that?
I don’t know how they were able to slide like that without socks.
I’m not entirely sure I want to know how they did that without socks!
Or why they did it without helmets.
They only completed two steps, safety is third.
*Runs in and ruins the GCF set-up*
*Slips and fails*
*Hands out mind bleach*
Like that would stop Granny!
Like anything stops Granny…
What IS Granny’s Kryptonite anyway?
Salt.
As for spiel chucker; I try not to pay it any mind.
It took me a minute to remember why salt might be Granny’s Kryptonite, but then I got it. I wish I hadn’t.
I didn’t get it. Is that a good thing?
Oh yes!
I won’t worry about it then. Thanks!
*squeeze*
It’s for the best.
*Squeeze*
Hehehe
I caught the end of that trail.
In the words of our Moomin. . . BLAAAARGH!
*Snickers*
*slides bukkit to Marius to catch the BLAAAARGH*
I know!!!
Corn still on the cob!!
No, that makes granny corny.
Everything makes Granny corny!
… shouldn’t you replace the C with an H?
That too.
Han’t be! Tcat’s ridihulous!
Yes, but tcat’s wcat makes it fun!
Ca ca ca!
Cincillas are cute and furry and they make good pets.
Until they poop everywhere…
Personal experience, BG?
Duct tape. The way to slide on the floor without socks is with duct tape.
*makes note*
I’m gonna try that when I get home.
Ahhh, duct tape! The perfect solution for every situation.
*offers Ms B some special purple sparkly duct tape from the secret stash*
Pledge? It makes for a killer slide on wood floors…
*snork*
I somehow get the feeling that whatever product was used, it was never intended for use on floors, let alone in that manner.
*puts away Baconlube™*
Aww, man!!! But it makes the floor so shiny!
And makes it smell good.
When my daughter was really little, like 2 and/or 3, she would wake up earlier than me and go into the kitchen and butter the floors. I can tell you, there is only one way to find out the floors are buttered. That slide and fall looks painfully familiar.
I do that all the time, but I have an excuse! Did you ever figure out why she was doing it?
Nope. She just like doing it. We started having to keep our butter in the fridge. It was never the same. Butter should be warm and happy making. You know, like the ButtaCow is warm and happy making.
Awwww…you’re so sweet, BbB…
I agree, though…true butter needs to be warm. It’s hard to use cold.
Doesn’t butter go bad if it’s not kept in the fridge?
Of course, at my house, it wouldn’t have a chance to go bad. The cats would find it and devour it very quickly.
Actually, sweet NS, butter can be stored at room temp if it is tightly sealed so that no air can get in. There are special butter keepers for this application. I’ll see if I can find a clickie…
Considering all the small butter tubs in the crappy Waffle House/IHOP/Denny’s that sit out 24/7, I thought it was common knowledge.
Got it:
ht tp://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=butter+keeper&cid=9374453588368770101&sa=title#p
Oooh – thanks, LGB! I’ve learned my new thing for the day!
This could help with holiday baking… and it gives me an excuse to buy another kitchen gadget.
Quite inexpensive. Sorry that link didn’t come out right…
S’ok — I just googled “butter keeper” and figured it out.
I figured you would. You’re a pretty smart little kitteh!
Careful there NS, lots of baking needs the butter to be cold. Pie crusts for example.
Also, a splash of vodka keeps them crispy/tender.
Hah! I got a “butter bell” for christmas last year, and I LOVE it.
Wnen I bake, it’s usually cookies & other things for which butter has to be softened. Even keeping some butter in a bell, I’d still have some in the fridge/freezer for recipes which require cold butter. I’m going to be trying to make an Apple Cranberry Crisp (likely making it a Maple Apple Cranberry Crisp) within the next week or so & I know I need cold butter for that.
My daughter asked today if I can make maple cookies for her soon. I told her “yes,” but that she might have to help me. “Yay — I love helping!!!!,” was her response.
Made my first scratch pumpkin pie of the season on Monday. It is but a memory now.
I wanted to use pumpkins that I grew from seeds from last years pumpkins that I grew, however I’m not allowed to garden yet. Perhaps next year. I still have last years seeds as well as last years seeds.
Just keep the little bit of water for the bell clean and it works a treat.
*hides dabuttacow*
Just in case…
…butter the floors… Ummmm… did she ever have an explanation for this peculiar behavior? Or was she slightly evil?
No evil in her. She was little and she could reach it and that was enough.
She wasn’t trying to keep the monsters away?
*snerkle*
Jello usually keeps me away, but I don’t think I’m a monster.
It’s an old Bill Cosby joke. Not meant for cute kitties.
Very effective against monsters or dads.
It’s a Bill Cosby Reference. He and his brother (Russle?) used to smear the kitchen floor with jello sometime around 10 at night when their parents went out on the town. Their dad always slipped in it. Needless to say their father was less than amused.
And ten pm is apparently the witching hour, when the monsters come out.
I should add that this was when they were probably five or so. And no sitter either. Fear kept them in line. Sorta.
From most of the Bill Cosby sketches, I don’t think his father was ever amused…
LOL — except for that whole pesky “jello-ing the floor” thing.
In our house, the “witching hour” has been defined as midnight — only 2/3 of the adults in the house are rarely in bed by midnight. Perhaps 2am would be better…
I shudder to think of the size of the ant infestation which would result from jello-ing the floor.
Setting the couch on fire works too. Oh, good old Chicken Heart…
Thump thump, thump thump. . .
My siblings and I used to do that on purpose. That’s what mom got for having us do chores and such.
actually it was murphys oil soap… they just spread it on the floor with paper towels.. i actully subscribe to their vlog.. dont hurt me or talk down to me, she was nice to my daughter.
He always does
It’s a sad day whenever that statement is valid.
I have a trig midterm tomorrow, and I’m being chased by Guido, the Killer Pimp?
You’ve done a lot of solid work here, but it’s just not Ivy League, now is it?
It seems to me that if there were any logic to our language, trust would be a four letter word.
Did she die?
Slip slidin’ away.
Grrrrr!
The problem is all inside your head, she said to me…
After a hit like that, it might be outside your head.
*SNORK!!*
Wax on?
That simply floored me
Wax off.
Now you can get up again.
The indoor version of sod off.
*Snickers*
*butterfingers*
Sorry!
Don’t be. I like them. Always have.
*kit kat bars*
*Twix*
*squeeze*
*Chuckles*
*nunchuckles*
*habit-ual laughter*
Whacks off
This one will bring out the “I wanna fück ‘em” trolls…
And the other group of trolls too. The group that asks the same question for nearly every video.
True, but they are impossible to avoid. No matter what video.
If only there were a way to stop them. Permanently.
You want the comments to…die?
Did the comments ???
*waves a shellacked minnow menacingly*
What was that again?
*boops Avis on nose*
*runsawayswithaquicknesssoquick.*
*snickers*
she flits, she flees, she flittly fleet and flew
I leave the flying to Avis.
So long, fare well..
I’m not going anywhere. At least not anytime soon!
Thanksgiving however, I will be gone, for a day or three.
*upgrades Avis’s minnow to a mackerel just for the halibut*
Oh, I don’t like to thwack my failfriends with the bigger fish, I use the minnows just to make a point.
That seems a little fishy to me.
Exactly! Minnows are just little fishies!
Avis does that on porpoise, 3Bs.
I don’t know if we should let that fly-fish.
I’m not sure how you think you cod stop me!
Psssst! CLICKIE!!! Work safe AND relevant!
I don’t think she’s herring us, 3Bs.
LOLZ — Here, fishy, fishy, fishy!
Personally, I prefer this clicky for Fishing (work safe)
You’d stop if I cried because you’re a nice person orcas you would feel guilt.
I never get to look at clickies. They don’t even show up for me. I just see the word “clicky”.
Clickie on my name. It’s a link to a video. A funny video.
The clickie isn’t the word clickie. Our names change to links, that’s the clickie.
*pout*
Clickies are blocked.
*curls into miserable puddle*
It’s okay, BBB. Both clickies are from youtube, and youtube may be blocked for you, not just clickies in general.
Try these:
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUusX1Js6R0
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daOZIKsHBAQ
(the long version of the clickies)
No love there either. *sigh* I’m locked into the world of the 70’s. My computer is only for typing and working on.
What is this “typing” and “work” you speak of, 3Bs?
Work? Eh, who needs it!
*passes out ice cream sundaes*
Ooh! Hot fudge?
Of course!
*thankyousqueezes*
*noms sundae*
All the chocolate on this fail has me HONGRY!!!
*nibbles*
May I please have caramel sauce on my sundae? Along with the hot fudge is acceptable — but I must have caramel sauce.
Mmmm…. caramel.
Do you say care-a-mell or car-mull, NS?
You keep bragging, you run the risk of making bass of yourself.
Holy crap, talk about a significant lag on that post coming through.
Closer to “care-uh-mell,” I think.
I can’t figure out how to type a schwa on here.
Alt+0601 isn’t working. What font is this, anyway?
Is that German for sex?
No, we call it “Sex”.
Then what’s ‘fück’?
come, let me show you
Bad touch! BAD TOUCH!
No tounchy!
An emotional expression.
I dunno…I think his tone sounded a little diacritical.
Of course, I did not think he was Anti-Semitic.
Okay I’m starting to panic. Please do not take above comment the wrong way.
Johann W. Fück.
Semitic Philology.
Diacritic.
I thought it was worth a chuckle. Sorry.
Aw, sweetie…I’m sorry! I didn’t see the comment! I wouldn’t have just left you hanging like that.
.
.
*realizes what she just said*
.
.
*nunchuckles again*
Hee! Hee!
I’ll bet you said that with acute accent.
*Squeeze*
I dunno…my accent is a bit wavery at the moment. I’ve had a touch of the aigu, yanno.
Stress can be a grave issue. You should try to relax more often.
When a mommy and daddy love each each other very much, but are in a hurry, …
Or when mommy and daddy don’t love each other anymore and the mailman is built really well…
A bit of first class male?
He will be bulk male when I am done with him.
♫Return to sender♫
Not before canceling his postage.
He can stick it in your box?
Only if he licks my stamp first.
He DOES make back door deliveries…
As long as it isn’t an overnight delivery. I have commitment issues.
♪I am happy, I am gay, sometimes I come twice a day. I’m your mailman.♫
clickie for full NSFW song
♫ Oh yeah, wait a minute Mister Postman . . . ♫
Hahaha GS, love the saq made of leather
She fell.
did she ?
This makes me feel better about myself.
lol me to
…sleep? …death? …where? …where?
HAH… was she crying? That didn’t even look like it hurt…
I always wonder, how do people get ahold of these videos to post online? You figure they’d delete it right afterwards…
“HAH”?
He coughed.
Hairball?
Before or after turned his head?
*snaps glove*
Those gloves haven’t been refridgerated yet. Let me get you a new pair BG.
Ahh, thank you! Much more sanitary. Whats a little discomfort for the sake of good health?
*quietly pulls shoulder length gloves from breakroom freezer*
Here, these should work well for you.
Wow JW. Shoulder length? What kind of Dr. do you go to?!!
…Did he mistakenly confuse the concepts of “VA hospital” and “vet”??
Loved that episode of All Creatures Great and Small.
That’s a pet peeve of mine.
Oops. Now I’m in the doghouse. Shall I get the cat-o-nine-tails?
I think you belong in the cage this time. I’ll bring the salt lick and the cuttlebone.
Want to see how much it hurts? Who has the wooden spoon? A quick slap in the noggen should do.
*looks at LGB*
He prolly dint mean too much by it, JG. But a little one wouldn’t hurt.
Oops! Forgot to get my spoon on…
Just a small lesson will do!
Where ya been, JG? Mistya!
*squeeze*
WORK WORK AND WORK. And when not working, playing with the family!
I lurk on my lunch and post when I can. *Squeeze* to you.
I’ve done something similar… and have the head dent to prove it.
They may WANT that old time Rock and Roll, but they NEED an ambulance.
Agreed. Anybody have any backstory on this to make sure the girl was okay? I’ve seen people get pretty serious concussions from less of a fall than that. Something like this is only funny if you know she didn’t get hurt.
Well she at least had a big ‘owie’.
Goose egg. Just like the little closet fail girl.
Happy Thyrozine Thursday, Cloral!
Hurray! Time for the Thyroid Room!
Found the original on youtube.
They apparently posted it themselves with the caption of having used a water/murphy’s oil soap mixture on the floor. Video ends with the girl who smacked her head laying on a towel complaining about not being able to see well and having a major headache.
With that backstory, I find this particular fail only funny in the fact that the first girl posted this herself.
Probably not quite what the manufacturer had in mind for advertising…
After a head injury like that you can’t really expect her judgement to be all that sound.
♫ That’s what friends are for . . . ♫
♫Stand by me, stand by me…♪
♫Lean on me, when you’re not strong♪
♫Let me cover you in oil…♫
oh…wait.
What’s the phobia for this fail, LGB?
Basophobia or Basiphobia – Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Well, if the girl didn’t have a fear of falling before making this video, she does now.
She needs a WHAM! balance.
Wow. I;m starting to wonder what other crazy things women do when no one else is around.
You mean like eating entire pizzas and binge drinking?
You mean like the back of a Volkswagon?
Looks like someone caught the Kevin Smith reference.
*smirk*
Volkswagon? The company with shares owned by Porscha?
Absolutely. Random trivia, did you know you can drop an engine from a Porsche 911 into the new style VW Bugs? Same engine mounts.
Random trivia: The Porsche 944 had the same starter engine as a VW camper van.
When I was a pre-teen, we had a VW bus that had a basic Porsche engine. I always thought a Porsche with a Porsche engine would have been much more fun.
Actually it’s the other way around now. Porsche tried to buy VW, failed and then got bought by them. Capitalism is strange.
I knew there was some connection, couldn’t remember the details of who bought who. And yes, capitalism is very odd. Only with capitalism can a company be in financial trouble and still buy another company… makes no sense to me.
No, no. That’s what I do behind closed doors.
Having been engaged and living with a woman, observed a few female friends behavior, and now this video….
No wonder every teenage boy wants to see what’s going on in the girls locker room. he he.
The only things going on in the locker rooms are lots of backstabbing and casual cruelty.
Not true.
There are also guys in there trying on the cheerleaders spanky pants.
oops :-X
Leads to the question, were you getting into them…………………..or out of them?
I think this falls into the realm of oversharing…
I am pretty confident his idea of spanx and our idea of spanx is not the same.
Spanx and spanky pants are entirely different things. But I’m inclined to agree with you nonetheless.
Everyone should remember their pleas and spanx.
Now I’m really confused. Somehow I don’t think google can explain this one either. At least not without ending up with a lot of websites I could get in trouble for looking at at work.
Spanx are the garments cheerleaders wear to keep from flashing their unmentionables to the crowd during kicks, etc. Basically a pair of shorts with no legs… kinda like what Superman wears over his blue tights.
That’s what spanky pants are. SPANX on the other hand are “foundation garments” designed to make a woman look less like Jabba.
I’d need lots of those! At least until I get in shape.
My mother tells me that I should wear mine more often, until I get back into shape. I tell her that round is a shape!
*snork!*
A friend of mine has a T-shirt that says “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”
Coincidence that a garmet of this type is called “SPANX”? I think not.
I was guessing that the spanky pants were what the cheerleaders always wore. (Darn things ruining my young teenage dreams!)
Spanx is what really confused me. There’s something disturbing about the entire concept of “foundation garments”. That’s not funny when a woman says to unwrap her like a present and get a BIG surprise.
There’s a scene in Bridget Jones’ Diary that covers that dilemma. It’s one many of us women face fairly regularly.
Oh, okay. Wasn’t aware there was much of a differentiation. The girls in my high school and then in the college theatre department referred to the cheerleader garments as spanx.
Definitely a big difference. I have always called them booty shorts. I refuse to wear spanx, they look entirely too painful and it frightens me that even thin girls (Lindsay Lohan for one) have been caught wearing them. How thin do we need to be? Besides, once you are naked, no amount of spanx is going to hide that stuff you are trying to hide.
You didn’t have the baby-oil wrestling & the pillow fights in your locker room?
I knew it!
FAIL Blog users would probably laugh even if she broke her neck in this video
Not so much.
Do you see any one laughing Demut?? I don’t either. But not to say we have all tried this at one time or another.
You really never do have anything nice to say, Demut.
My mom told me if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all.
P.S. Do you need a hug?
Not at all :3
Whether what I have to say is “nice” or not is a very subjective question. And what your mom told you sounds impracticable. Are you succeeding at doing so?
@5 egales C.C.C.:
I do if you count smiling Smilies and verbalized expressions of joy.
Have you actually read the blog or making assumptions? If you had read the comments, you would know we did not laugh at her falling or hitting her head.
You did not? Then I may that assume by writing “*snork*” you were showing your pity for her :> ?
Hee hee! I guess you are not one of the people complaining that we never talk about the fail!
Thank goodness for that! 160 plus comments about an un-funny video would be tiresome.
To be honest, if I just want to see funny pix/videos, I would look at the home page. The fun is in how the conversations meander.
You have a gift for understatement Avis.
The *snork* is in response to something funny that someone said. Not in response to the injury the woman incurred.
Demut, I understand that you feel you should be able to express yourself in an open forum such as this one, but it’s very much in the nature of going to a wedding and bit%hing about commitment. This is a place of joy. This is where we come to laugh and express our pleasure at the wit and companionship of other failpeeps. You’re sort of like the floozy a family member marries. We have to let you come to the party, but no one really likes dealing with your attitude.
tl;dr
I’m afraid you guys think my comment is some kind of criticism.
We’re done poking you for today, Demut. Please go annoy another blog.
Yeah, you’d better stop now LGB. You poke, you pay.
:[
We are serious! :[
Don’t laugh at our sign. :[
*best dead terrorist voice*
I keeel you!!!
*but still taking this seriously*
Dead terrorists have voices?
Eeeeeep!
*runsawaytohidefromdeadterroristsandtheircreepyvoices*
You don’t know A-phlem-med the dead terrorist?
*shakes head with sadness at NS’s lack of dummy knowledge*
NS, I’m shocked. SHOCKED!
Erm … is this a Jeff Dunham thing?
If so, I don’t think I realized he was dead.
OK — just googled. I’m ashamed of my lack of knowledge.
*hangs head in shame*
*isn’t sure whose head she just hung*
*poke*
*tickle*
*poke*
*tickle*
*giggle*
*giggles*
*tickles Ms B back with feather*
Tickle your a$$ with a feather?
I said………particularly nasty weather.
*tickles BbB*
This interpretation is a lot more fun!
*skips, sprints, slips away*
You leave my a$$ alone. I said a feather. Not a feather duster!!
What is it you folks are doing to zombie chickens now?
Tee hee!
Absolutely right
Nothing beats the fun you get out of seeing someone else do something stupid and suffer the consequences.
It all happened in a subsecond!
*twitch*
Actually I proved you wrong for the first time GbF4518.
“Rapid Detection of Myocardial Infarction by SUBSECOND ,free breathing
delayed Contrast Cardiovascular Magnetic Resonance.”
Hmmm. The word doesn’t appear in the Oxford English dictionary, or the Merriam Webster dictionary, therefore, it is not a proper word. It exists, but has no proper definition, or measurment.
QED.
You are probably right, but it does appear in a medical paper. Weird because some words we speak in our day to day language do not appear in the dictionaries. Yet we still use them. I wonder what that is called.
It there words in Japan that have no English translations?
Those words are either “colloquialisms”, which are spoken locally, but are usually corrupted versions of proper words, or “slang”, which is what my age group uses in everyday conversation, such as “fo shizzle!” or “blud!” I personally do not use those kinds of words/phrases, as:
1. It’s demeaning
2. It’s not proper English.
and
3. I’d rather not sound like someone who has an insufficient English vocabulary.
Anyway, there are quite a few Japanese words that are untranslatable, such as amae, a word that sort of means “dependence on others”, but has another connotation to it, which I cannot explain, and wa, which symbolises harmony, peacefullness, and wholeness, but in a way that does not cause friction to others.
I’m really glad you two have each other.
*glazed eyed*
I feel a group hug coming on!!!!
*squeezie5eagles*
*squeezie3Beezies*
*squeezieBFF*
*squeezie LGB etc..*
*squeezie3Beezies*
*squeezieBFF*
*squeezie*Ms B ♥*
*squeezie*JW*
*squeezie RedHeadedStepChild*
*squeezie 5eagles*
*squeezieLGB*
*squeezieBFF*
*squeezieJW*
*squeezieBG*
*Huff n Puff*
*exhausted from squeezies*
*squeezie Gracie*
*squeezie Avis*
Gad!! I need a nap now.
*squeeziesback*
OoooOOOoooooh! A squeezefest!
*squeeziesforfailpeeps*
*jumps into middle of squeezefest*
*skaWEEZEs everybody*
I love this place!
*Multi-squeeze!*
It’s super effective!
It’s a super-squeeze-fest!
*super-sized squeezes everyone on the blog*
Ouch, ouch, ouch. Watch the ribs there LGB.
*gentlesqueeze*
Don’t forget, I gave out 7 individual squeezes earlier.
Oops — sorry, there, 3Bs. Got carried away.
Sometimes bigger isn’t necessarily better.
*rests head on LGB’s remarkably lovely shoulders*
Thanks LGB
OT, 3Bs:
What do you do for a living (if you don’t mind my asking)?
I’m a volume measurement analyst for a natural gas pipeline company.
Don’t ask me what that is. It takes too long to explain and it took me 6 months in the job to be able to do so.
Okay — just curious. Thanks.
So, I need to find inner wa and practice wa when I’m stuck in traffic on the freeway, BFF?
Yes, and you must find inner peace, infinite wholeness, and no fear.
*bows as gong sounds*
Hey! I’m trying to be pretentious here! Do you mind?! Geez. Who plays a gong nowadays anyway?
*drops mallet*
*speedsawaywithaquickness*
*is secretly a Judy minion*
Oh, no ya don’t!
*quickly stand up straight and somersaults over LGB three times*
*lands in jeep and zooms after Ms B*
Get her, faster faster…….
And don’t worry about finding your inner wee… that usually finds you… in bumper to bumper traffic, 20 miles from the nearest bathroom.
I think there are words in every major language that do not cleanly translate with the same original meaning. Another example would be the Spanish word “Cabron”, but that word has several different meanings depending on the context, who, and where it is said.
What is your age group BFF? You are incredibly well read and versed for someone who seems so young? (Compliment, just incase it sounds wrong)!
*moves the ‘in’ from the ‘case’*, am I excused as I am new?
Welcome Hoobs. It’s not your fault. You had a bad childhood. Your dog ate it.
*you’ve been excused now*
His dog ate his childhood? Wow, that is a pretty good excuse!
He’s young. Like 15 or 16. Hey, when is your birthday BFF?
It’s in two months, on the 14th. I’ll be 16 then! Ah, 16…
*dreamy eyed look*
*Pictures BondFan driving*
*Remembers all those clones and jeeps…*
You’ll be
dead within ten minutesexcellent!Won’t I? And to celebrate on the day, I’m going to test-drive the new GBF Jeep model, the Cliff-Hanger ‘10! Can’t wait!
January 14, BFF? So, what zodiac sign would you be (if you follow that sort of thing)?
Capricorn.
My ex-husband’s wife has the same birthday.
I managed to escape the groundedness of Capricorn though. Same month, just the Aquarias end of it.
Yay for Aquarians! It’s still our age you know.
Amen my Scott friend!! We Aquarians rule. We get along with all. We are team players. In general, we DA BOMB!!
I wanna see a shark!
Wait, you didn’t say “Aquariums”, did you?
Carry on…
*pinches Qwaz’s cheek*
Yer so darn cute!
Mack the Knife on the way Qwaz.
*pinches other cheek*
I wasn’t aware you were a thong wearer.
My oldest turns 11 on the day after your birthday. 11 going on 80.
I turn ancient about 12 days before your birthday.
12 days before BFF’s birthday that is.
Really, Avis? You’re going to be 189?
That’s what it feels like some days.
I’ll turn 35. Rooster is 28. He rarely lets me forget it.
I usually just look at his balding spot when he does that. He gets the point.
I must be decrepit then.
Is that dead in dog years, Scotty?
Jeez Avis. I’ll be leaving 35 shortly. I can tell you, it’s not so bad.
Mostly.
Whatever, at least I still have all my hair!!
Most of the time I can say that things have just gotten better the older I get. Most of the time.
Welcome to my hell Scotty. To the other kids here, watch out for 40. I’m just saying …
*looks at 40 in her rearview mirror*
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
*looks at 40 in his rear view mirror. realizes that fifty is blocking the view*
I’m not getting older! I’m … oh wait I am getting older.
Don’t mind the whipper snappers Coyote. I was told the first eighty years are the hard ones, after that you can relax.
Getting older is better than the alternative!
My age group is the “youth of today” (I’m 15 years old), ie – teenagers. Thank you for the compliment. I try to speak as intelligently as possible, and this has come to me naturally due to my British education, which does certainly boost your vocabulary. I’m not a big fan of “txtspk” either, which does help quite a lot in spelling and grammar. That, and the fact that I was pressed to read dozens of classic novels at an early age, like “Crime and Punishment” and “1984!”, which advances my speaking by miles.
a truly articulate teen.
My daughter speaks very well and writes with great intellect, but she uses text speak in all her texts.
*sigh* I’m working on it.
I still think you’re pulling our leg. 15 year old folks ain’t so articulate as yous seems to bees.
Woo-hoo, Hoobs!
Hoo-woo, Hoobs!
Like the new avatar!
*orders sign from signage shop*
*waits two weeks*
*receives sign*
*plugs in*
*sparkle*WELCOME BACK!*sparkle*
*sneaks into post*
*unplugs the part of sign that says ‘back’*
*sneaks out of post*
“The word doesn’t appear in the Oxford English dictionary, or the Merriam Webster dictionary, therefore, it is not a proper word.” Not necessarily. Compound words can be cobbled together and be instantly understood, ie., subsecond. They are perfectly acceptable communication units. English is far more flexible than only allowing verbiage that is printed in a book. That is part of what makes it a living language.
Ah, I love speaking the most complicated language conceived.
…kibeloco de novo…
funny rap
Didn’t watch, but it can’t be that funny if it got, you know, one single star.
but did they get up or meander on the floor?
Please explain how it is possible to meander on the floor?
I think you can meander on a dance floor. Ya’ know, meandered around the dance floor? Maybe?
*shutting up now*
*goes into quiet corner*
slow moving cuddle puddle?
Goes something like
*Squuuueeeeeezzzzee….!*
You forgot to check the posters name Gracie.
*sigh*
You’re right, ZA. I did.
*squeeze*
Low intelligence just got lower
They’re not commando, are they?
Nope. We were just having the “Spanx” conversation up there, if you care to take a look ^^^^^^^.
I hope not!
Well, it is Thursday.
the hug at the end was cute.
And these kids probably think those moves originally came from that commercial.
i dont think anybody knows, that this was made after heidi klums tv-ad for guitar hero … ?!
I find it odd that the sound came BEFORE she hit the floor and the music stopped playing immediately. Doesn’t even look like you would hurt your head that badly considering the angle of the fall. I think this may be a fake.
“They only see what they want to see”
These are not the droids you’re looking for.
Move along.
Tell you what, you try it. Go ahead. We’ll have the cell phone primed to call the ambulance for you. Make sure you REALLY slam your head though, otherwise it won’t count.
Also, the sound or video (either one) may be lagging on your computer, so they don’t always synch up correctly. My computer does stuff like that.
I’m kinda wondering what they put on the floor..considering they weren’t wearing socks.
JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF!!!
Be Careful though they’re heavy.
*sneaks away with Rush record*
*sneaks away with Van Halen record*
*sneaks away with Jimi Hendrix record*
*sneaks back and snags a Peter Frampton record*
What? Don’t feel like I do?
*Dumps Steve Perry’s Street Talk into pile*
*Runs away*
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*Applauds*
I don’t know why you did it, nor care. It’s awesome.
*joins Qwaz in applause*
*gives tim standing ovation*
Jumps on approval bandwagon. Neat-o.
Abso-freakin’-lutely bomb. You da man, tim!
*claws from the grave*
*gestures awkwardly*
*10 million zombies erupt from the ground*
*zombie hoard gives thunderous applause*
I’m still trying to figure out HOW he did that, but either way it’s a candidate for the coolest thing I’ve seen on this blog.
[Homer]
“Trying is the first step towards failure.”
“Facts. You can use them to prove anything.”
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
“I want to share something with you, the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, ‘Cover for me.’ Number two, ‘Oh, good idea, boss.’ Number three, ‘It was like that when I got here.’”
“They have the internet on computers now?”
“Maybe just once someone will call me ’sir’ without adding ‘you’re making a scene.’”
[/Homer]
Ummm ZA do you have a crowd permit for 10 million zombies?
I believe according to international laws you may not have more then 100,000 zombies for A)political B)humanitian purposes.
A fine of $10.00 nper head in the fine look it up.LOL
Why would you expect zombies to follow the rules of the living?
Republicans.
*snerk*
*comes in and notices the conversation about the 10 million zombies*
Whats all this the-*slips on waxed floor*
Well-done! *applauds*
DoH!
Its fake right? In the slow mo the sound of the crash happens before she hits the ground
just like that old time rock n roll!
did that lower her intelligence ?
Well, work’s almost done for the day so…
“G’night, Gracie.”
‘night, Gracie!
*squeeze*
G’night Gracie.
*wonder’s why I feel the overwhelming need to suck on a cigar and wear glasses*
Safe commute!
*Squeeze*
See you tomorrow!
*squeeze*
you wont get too sleep.
Anybody notice that the voting thumbs are back — with a change…
Been that way for a few days I think.
Interesting. I’m always the last to know all this stuff. Where was the memo?!?
There was a memo? No one ever tells me anything …
I heard that there was a memo. I didn’t get the memo about the memo.
I sure hope her fall didn’t hurt the nice hard wood floors. ( and i hope she din’t get any blood on it, ewwww blood.)
Night all
Night!
*squeezie3Beezie*
…and the hammer will fall.
*Slide*…*Boom!* “Just take those old records off the shelf!”
Damn, I was laughing pretty hard at this one. Just perfect. Bravo!
Can we add a little more wax to the floor please?
An English Breeze
UP with the sun, the breeze arose,
Across the talking corn she goes,
And smooth she rustles far and wide
Through all the voiceful countryside.
Oh the floor. I’m sorry. I thought that you wanted me to wax poetic.
*janitors from Janitors’ Union wax the floor more*
My aunt in Georgia used to have hardwood floors and kept them waxed up. Being from Florida, I was used to tile floors or carpet. We looked forward to going to visit her just so we could take off running, hit the little area rugs and go sliding. It was all fun and games until my brother wound up with 15 stitches in the back of his head. Then it was hilarious.
I kinda hoped they would trash that tv. Guess that makes me an ***hole.
She did a Conan!!
omg i’m almost crying from laughing so hard!!
Ahhh that was a classic
Omg the noise she made. Did the floor die?
Headache…
Lol. Loved how everyone in the room panicked after she fell.
nanananananana*slide*
nanananananana*bang!*
Did she die?
Play her off, keyboard cat.
Maybe they should of worn pants?
she didnt even have socks either!! fail sooo hard! haha
Don’t worry about it, she won’t go beyond the floor.
uhm, are they wearing anything UNDER their shirts? i see no pants.
interesting way to clean the floor
Oh!
Did she die?
I love how they both cry at the end.
Who doesn’t? ^^
This site sucks what is so funny FAIL about this.?.LAME ASS SHIT!
I saw this on another site, and the sound is a bit ahead of the picture, which somehow makes it seem less painful.
To anyone who has already metioned this, tl;dr
No wonder why they call it Risky Business
i love you failblog.org
Risky Business indeed!
(Can’t they do it at the skating rink?)
Thats what they get for not being in the kitchen
That’s totally a win in the end because they hugged and maybe kissed later…
OHMYGOD! Is she okay? did she have a concussinon?!
That’s not funny at all!
she’s fine. I picked her up for school the next day.
That really is fail. she isn’t wearing tube socks.
I understand her concern but Why is she trying to feel up her friend at a time like this?! I can relate though as I’d probably do the same thing too.
whats even funnier is her head hits the ground on the beat! I LOVE THAT OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL!!
This is NOT funny.
Well, it is to some people. Frankly, I cringed.
no socks?!
This girl, who’s nickname is “Fanny” goes to my school. Not only that, I drive her to and from school everyday. I am going to link this to the announcements in the morning and broadcast this all over the school! Her face will be priceless.
I hope priceless=good.
Chuck, dude, you’re an big “friend” of her, hope she never talk to you
Think twice before doing anything stupid, don’t you think?
ROFLCOPTERS
I know the girl Caitlyn- since 6th grade actually. She completely ignores me even though we were sorta friends in 6th grade
but I did laugh my ass off watching this, even though other people don’t seem to think it’s funny