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Are they sparkly?
no, just dewy.
Failblog is failing at finding quality fail…
failblog = FAIL
Furnishing fails is failblog’s function.
So, does that make it a success?
Failblog doesn’t “find” fails. It accepts them with open ports and welcomes them with warmth and a smiling emoticon. If you are going to knock the quality of fail, knock the submitters AND knock your mother for giving you such a bad outlook on all things fail.
(This is directed at gaybo)
And knock your father for knocking up your mother! (also at gb)
hahahaha
I always knew He’s had D#$Ks in the back of his throat. lol.
YOU my friend just made my day. If anyone could make an already gay vamp even gayer, it would be you.
lmao ya ur rite i always had my doubts about tht boy…lol
Forgive him for his undies are too tight.
Just jealous there’s not face in his undies.
Or still traumatized that it’s his father’s face in his panties.
Your name is officially awesome.
The screen name was guybo. I hope that you didn’t put gay in there as an insult, because then you would be purposefully perpetuating oppression of minorities, which we have more than enough of here in America. And if you think this is a good thing, then your a rotten bitch. Please play nice people.
Go Hug a tree you liberal hippy. Stop drinking herbal tea and eating tofu to realise some people just like to have a joke and if guybo really is hurt at them calling him gaybo then i’m sure he will get over it as he is no doubt an adult who has heard worse. jesus christ some people need to take the stick our the asses
the only Fail on this is the Made in China
Twilight = EPIC Fail.
There is nothing more concrete, more set in stone than this simple statement. End of discussion.
So you won’t be wearing these anytime soon? Can I interest you in some Lord of the Rings thongs? The part that goes in your crack looks like a branch from an Ent.
LOL XD
WAAYYYYYYYYYY TOO !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*()_!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()_!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()_ TRUE
Spelling FAIL. It’s gaybo you n00b.
Coz… you know… that’s totally a real word.
WHERE CAN I GET THESE? i need a gag gift for a twilighter and this is exactly what i was looking for!!! i was gonna make these, but if i can get them and now make them…
These were made as a joke for someone’s birthday. The person who made them run a funny Twilight blog. Twitarded. One very snarky Twilight fansites out there.
Is that your nose, or are you happy to see me?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you kiss me in a dirty place
You will be kissing Robert Pattinson too
Uuuuhhh… kinky!
Is that who that is? Almost looks like Ziggy Stardust.
They tried this with Harry Potter but they got sued for inappropriate placement of his wand. They then tried to tame it down and put the sorting hat but it kept trying to sort all the hoohahs into Slitherin.
Slytherin is known for it’s hearty appetite.
rofl “inappropriate placement of his wand” xD
Hey sauerkraut, can you scoot over and make some room under that rock so I can crawl under too? Kthxbye!
Awww sauerkraut has a new friend.
You can’t fault him for not knowing a no name like that. Twilight movies are B grade at best.
Hardly. I’d rather have him on my underwear than Robert Pattinson.
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3496/144j.jpg
Much better
You rock Ryannon!
It’s a promotion for the film Teeth! 0.0
you should see the dental floss
Sorry I read that as genital floss…..appropriate.
you’re being appropriate again!
no one is allowed to be appropriate here, stop it.
Where’s the mouthwash?
*frantic mind bleach*
*takes mind bleach from anoneemoose and dunks head in it*
open mouth, insert………
…underwear, gak! blaargh..
depends on who is wearing the underwear.
And what happens when the guy hasn’t shaved for 2 days? It must be quite irritating
and could you say the guy is a c*nt?
no, you could not. nor may you say it.
His acting is a load of pants.
I just thought he was a fanny.
Well he aint no cunning linguist.
Expecting a visit from colonial Angus
at least it’s not a visit from Angus’ colon
Black Angus?
That movie is behind me at this point
The image kinda lingers.
One of these days you’ll learn.
*hands The Moomin ‘Avoiding The I-word In Three Easy Steps’ by R. Atkinson*
haha Cunning Linguist. LOVE it
How lame and cliche.
If a girl doesn’t trim up, he could have a whole head of hair.
But even razor stubble can be bad
The female teener in the house says: “if Auntie Flow visits, he will look like a vampire.”
Children.
*gets the mind bleach from aneemoose*
Epic…. just… so very very epic….
The female teener in the house wins the interwebs!
OMG…good one!!
He looks too serious to be on a pair of pants.
Do not want.
You’d prefer a more silly sort of guy on your undies?
Well, my genitalia is a joke. . .
Groucho Skidmarx?
maybe his brother harpo
Maybe it just needs a *tickle*.
citchy coo
been banging clowns again?
well, they are a bunch of funny f**kers.
But they leave makeup on everything and won’t take off that damn nose!
I’ll bet the Jerry Lewis undies are a big hit in France.
You know you will never see Eddie Murphy on a pair of panties.
How about Carrie Prejean?
You are being inappropriate! I cannot discuss the terms of my panties.
So you’re saying you can’t even discuss why you settled for those panties?
She said “on” a pair of panties, not “in” a pair… oh wait, was that Britney Spears? I tend to get my trailer-trash drama queens mixed up.
Peewee Herman?
I want to own these. Not because I want him, but because next time I hear a 14 year old go nuts over him I can cackle
… or fart.
or flash
or flow.
or queef.
you could cut a hole where his mouth is FTW
*roffles*
I knew you wouldn’t disappoint us.
*squeeze*
*squeeze!*
This adds a whole new meaning to asking a girl to sit on my face.
…just a little….kiss
okay, but no tongue
Would give a different meaning to french kiss.
Wouldn’t that be an Austrailian Kiss?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=austrailian%20kiss
Is that your face then? Shouldn’t your picture be round the back if she was going to sit on it?
depends on which way she is facing
it really carries on the vampire theme at certain times of the mouth…. I mean munt….I mean month
Aint nobody going for their “red-wings” here
Hope he’s thirsty.
Warning:
May contain vampire tea bags?
okay so here one of the worst jokes in history.
What is the definition of grosss?
Two vampires fighting over a bloody kotex.
what’s blue and f*cks old people?
hypothermia
just kidding, its me!
Come visit my grandma then, she needs a “friend”.
I think I just threw up a little.
Pfft you are a lightweight if that made you throw up a little.
I’m thinking about skidmarks- it can bring a whole new meaning to what a movie critic does.
Uuum… if you were a girl, you’d think about “the other skidmarks”. The red ones.
So that’s how he keep his fitness… By feeding 5 days in the month.
Way more effective than chastity belts. No straight dude is going down on that.
“Okay, I’ll just take of your pan-OH MY GOD, TWILIGHT?! I’ll be taking these right off…”
Sorry dude, she wants a 3-way.
Not only did they let people like him ruin vampires, but also werewolves and underwear? If they let him anywhere near mummies, Anpu is going to be pissed.
Also, wouldn’t he rather be on men’s underwear?
I’d like to wear him down
Because there’s nothing sexier than Edward om my briefs??
*pants*
I’m glad you were brief.
*drops drawers and jaws*
*squeeze, but not before pulling them back up*
I’m getting better innit?
Wow, are you a boxer….with moves like that you should be!
The whole thing was a little short for my tastes.
you didn’t even wait for it to bloomers!
Are you a sketch model? ‘Cause you’ve got some nice drawers…
Menstrual panties with a Vampire on it ?
oh no !
*sparkels away*
I wonder if Robert Pattinson agreed to have that underwear made? If he did, he is one sick narcissist..
he wears them for a while too before packaging mmmmmmmm dreamy
Rob put his stank on it.
He probably has no say in it actually.
Plus he’s just in it for the money; he thinks Meyer is insane (the hack author who wrote the book,) and she’s probably the one who authorized them.
Of course he has a say in how his image is used.
With these, he can get close to the prepubescents without getting into gary glitter trouble.
He doesn’t like his fangirls. Really.
If that’s his opinion, then I’m totally on his side. I, personally, hope Meyer’s fame is brief.
I reckon this is actually a WIN!
Yup, me too.
DISTURBING!
I move to second that motion… And third and fourth…
I’ll take the fifth… and the split, pint, and whole bottle.
il take the 7th 8th 9th all the way to the infinith
I’ll take an infinity all the way to beyond.
Good morning everyone.
*squeezes*
(because of school I might have to stop blogging now)
Hello STS.
Say it ain’t so! With all these people leaving FB, it will soon fade…into emptyness. Ok, that sounded kinda doomsayer-ish, but hey…
stay in school, but the real edumacation starts here
Start worrying in 2012.
Eww.
those panties are perfect. you know how much vampires love blood…
do they make them in banana hammock style?
They probably do, lets look for some
*looking…looking…*
I just threw up a little.
Same.
I already knew about these, and it’s just disturbing…
Aww… And you haven’t even thought about him “making out with ‘cousin red’” yet. ^^
I have a pair of these, but I never seem to be able to keep them on for very long
Try a tantra position.
Granny need suspenders to keep the nose/lips in place? :O
Is the a trailer for another Twilight film? “Twilight: Banana Hammock”
The adult line of Underoos. The underwear that’s creepy to wear.
the underwear that makes crapping in your pants a joy
I like the one with the chocolate face
Everyone anti-Twilight is rejoicing at this right now. I know this to be true.
*rejoices*
i second that and third that and third that and fourth that and fith that
*rejoices with anoneemoose*
Ooooh.. kinky..
Try creepy instead . . . Honestly Twihards are making all teen girls look bad >:3
u’ll deffinetly will get laid with those xD
Fail?? That is a total business WIN! How could anything on this planet be more like what pubescent Twighlight-loving girls like? Only basement-dwelling losers could think that girls don’t think about sex, just because it’s a taboo, every time *YOU* are around! ^^
There is not a single boy out there, who wouldn’t have underpants that look like a hot girl is giving them a blowjob.
And now let me tell you what a girl once said to me: Men thing about sex very very often. Girls think about sex *without interruptions*!! ^^
I hope they go through and remove every one of your postings of this video.
Alright, Mary. Enough with your spam crap already.
People are going to start talking…
You know what they say… if a man has small hands… then you know…
They gave it up for a large dong?
Childish spammers. Don’t ya hate ‘em? They’re almost as bad as Twihards. Meh. Well I’m fine if they don’t insult others and let me be to drink as much bl–CHERRYKOOL-AID! That’s what I was going to say. Heh Yeah that.
The real fail is that teenage chicks want to have a 108 year man down their pants(Edward is a old ass vampire cursin the high schools after all)…..creepy pedophile fail
You know what they say, it isn’t rape if they want it
He’s 108 in HS? You sure he doesn’t have…special needs?
Dude, that comeback was SO retarded.
We need a Fail stamp to stamp the fail comments on some of these things
I want these so bad.
What, so you can crap his face? If so, by all means do it! If not then I feel sorry for your crotch.
oh really?
do they make for guys……lol
these are fake (well they are real panties but they arent made by the company or anything), they were made as a gag gift for the blog twitarded
http://twitarded.blogspot.com/2009/10/pattinson-panties-edward-undies-we-got.html
Have you told any children lately that there is no Santa?
Nope, I did hear that Seven killed the Easter Bunny in front of an elementary school though.
When I was 10, my parents decided it was time to tell me the Easter Bunny didn’t exist even though I knew long before. We were visiting Alabama and there is a lot red clay. My brother pointed to the red clay on our car and said that was the Easter Bunny’s blood, that my dad ran him over. While I was fine with it, the 5 year old that over heard him is probably still traumatized to this day.
My friend’s 5 yr old says the Easter Bunny and Tooth fairy are not real like Santa. He at least has helpers in the mall.
Santa killed the Easter Bunny, f**ked the Tooth Fairy, fried the turkey, and ran off with the leprechaun and Cupid to Never-Never Land. Mrs. Clause doesn’t give a sh*t, but Rudolph is so pissed he’s seeing red!!
Okay. That’s it. When New Moon comes out, I’ll be in the first theatre that opens, wearing a suicide-belt.
Not if I get there first.
;A; someone please help me pry out my eyes.
Those undies look like the kind that fans of Twilight would wear…
I’m free from tampons and pads!!! It sells itself!
I wonder if these come in boyshorts.
How thoughtful. 13-15-year olds everywhere now have something to masturbate with.
I’m going to go throw up now.
:LOL
Yes very illustrating one!
just think if they came in size 18-20 sorry, barffing in 3-2-1
I used to keep a picture of my boyfriend in the crotch of my panties but the ink on the picture kept running.
*snork!*
It’s worse. I wound up with ink poisoning. Try explaining that to the doctor when they say the source of the infection is in your hoohah. Just chalk it up to life lessons.
Maybe you should try embroidering his picture there, instead.
I tried that but kept poking myself with the needle.
Ink and needles? I am surprized you just did not get a tatoo.
After accidentally sewing my majora shut, there is no way a needle is getting near there again. No tattoos for me thank you.
You will have to explain how you managed that.
Oh dear God.
It’s come to this.
Pardon me while I go remove my eyes.
I dunno… overall it’s a fail, but the target twitard audience would probably class it as a solid WIN.
I must say I’m not familiar with the actual content of the book, and have been lucky enough not to run across any hardcore fans of the repulsive kind that it seems to throw up. But previews for the second film have been on the late night movie program.
And man. Even without knowing what it was, it would look like suck.
1/ How, in 2009, did they manage to make both a transforming-to-warewolf sequence AND the wolf itself look so unconvincing? I’ll take something like Princess Mononoke for better realism 9_9
2/ Have we learned nothing from Underworld 2? Vampires + Warewolves = movie that inexplicably sucks despite combining two awesome things. It’s like they’re the electron and positron of movie greatness, and just annihilate each other into pure nothingness.
3/ Um… it doesn’t sound like it actually has a story. It’s a lot like Devil Wears Prada in that regard (some other awful thing I had to sit thru). The script brief probably reads “There are these people, and they’re in a place. Then… like… some stuff happens? And there’s this warewolf, and a TOTALLY hot vampire guy… and everyone’s like… cah! Gaahhd. Like, whatever.”
The nastiness of the whole affair is how something so flaccid and sucky (like your dad, last night) gets so many rabid fans… There must be something in the ink the books were printed with.
:/ ok my spelling fails. WEREwolf.
You’d think I’d have figured that out by now after dragging my browser’s sorry ass through all three online, ever-so-slowly published volumes of Paradigm Shift. (A much superior WW story, though the only potential vamp sighting so far is open to interpretation and probably a false positive. Which is probably for the best)
I like you. You’re awesome . . . I must be immune then ’cause I read all four books and I hated all of it. The only reason I read ALL of the books was because I wanted to see if it would suck less later in the series . . . It didn’t it got WORSE. Honestly if I typed random letters in Word on my computer, printed it out, ate the paper, and threw-up the letters on my desk it would make a better book than Twilight. Its nothing but an impure disgusting pile of bullshit that ruined the idea of vampirism for any real person. I’m sick and fu*cking tired of not being able to go any where with out hearing about Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, or Jacob Black. It’s ridiculous and insane. I hate it.
im gonna were it inside out
O_0 Excuse me while I go get some mind-bleach *walks away twitching*
I would call that a WIN! Those are awesome!
goods
The idea of it= fail
Make Them Male Undies It’s Where Edward Likes To Be.
THAT WOULD TURN ME OFF
You seem more of a LeStat kind of guy.
i saw these before and i thought they were creepy.
i didnt know they had his mouth on the inside…. now its just disgusting
I guess you will be taking yours off then LOL
That can’t smell good for him…
Those are SO freaking awesome on so many levels. Seriously, there is never enough attention paid to ways to pleasure women “down there” and it’s about time an awareness campaign started that made us know it’s ok to expect it. Thumbs up, Edward Cullen. Thumbs up.
Twilight your very inappropiate
I always knew that guy was a buttlicker.
That’s not what he’s positioned for…
I always thought of him as a butt-pirate
. . . Ew *shudders*
Mmh… Remembers me this story… about Pinnocchio’s nose…
If it was Jacob I would say win… But it being Edward…yeah its a fail!
this is win!
Please, please, please tell me someone else vomited when they saw this. I wouldn’t want Robert Pattinson/Edward within a hundred miles of me, muchless in my pants. Excuse me while I finish disgorging my lunch.
Apparently Rebecka doesn’t agree.
That is so disgusting. I agree with Amme.
And I agree with Chippy. *throws up* That is just WRONG on SO MANY LEVELS.
You guys do realize those aren’t real right? Some lady had those couple pairs made up as a joke for a site she belongs to.
oh, noes. You mean all that camaraderie was for nothing?
It doesn’t matter that they’re fake. Still sickening.
Marketing Ploy of the year…
Have your lips pressed against Edwards all day long…
Oooh, I need some of these. Then Robert Pattinson can kiss my sweaty ballsack all day long.
*bows down at your comment*
Perfect Christmas present.
I wanna suck yo’ blood!
i sure hope those are for women………
“…a sweet kiss on the lips” implies the dude’s lips are positioned to kiss the lips of person wearing them.
To my knowledge, guys don’t have a set of lips down there. Otherwise it would be nut-munching instead of lip-kissing…
**Squees** to Fail family and runs like h*ll.
**runs back in…** Just had great marketing idea…combine these with vibrating panties for a REAL thrill!!
*lights ciggy @ thought…
Cullen-lingus
squick
EWWWWWW!!!!!!
I do NOT want that covering my pubic hair!
Hey wait, are those for men?
Sooo on a heavy day he would look like an actual vampire????
Twilight = FAIL
Roses are red,voilets are blue,you smell like poo,and so do you too!
I love youre compliment,looser!
I’m searching for my homework in my dog’s mouth!What a pity!I can’t talk to you now,Etoile.
this is repulsive
I don’t know what’s more pathetic: The fact that these went through design and approval by numerous people and were actually mass-produced, or the disturbing number of girls that will actually buy them BECAUSE of the accidentally-printed inside. -_-
Vampires like blood.
Women have periods.
That would explain it.
Trust me ‘that kind’ of blood is NOT appetizing to a real vampire i.e. Vladimir Dracula ^,_,^
Twilight promotion FAIL!
Man, my classmates love the new film: “Twilight Saga: NEW MOON!”
Seriously considering getting these so that when Aunt Flow comes to visit, I can “forget” and bleed on his face.
He’s a vampire, he’d like that too much!
no, thats an underwear WIN
RAPE PREVENTION WIN!!!! I name you BonerCrumpler 3000.
(Unless the perp is bi.)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! What mentally disturbed person thought of these?? And who in their right mind would want to wear them?????
Yeah….excuse me while I resist the urge to puke *shudders*
Ups =X
Ahaha xD
Very nice article! I will share this!
this is great!! i want a pair!
napkin problem solved!
Thank you .. Campaign
What lips? The ones on the mouth, or the extra two pairs girls have “down there”?