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I can’t say it – - but some man will.
Aww, come on…you know you wanna…
*snerk*
Ward did, down below. I can’t believe it took 12 minutes before one of them said it.
Here I thought you meant what Fish said down there. It took a whole 14 minutes for one of those.
But if you’re talking about what Squibble said, that only took about three minutes.
Sorry, at my age 12 minutes is just getting things warmed up, I knead more time.
*Hides*
*facepalm*
*Snickers*
*Hersheys*
Well, if it’s the consistancy of dough, I can see why you need to knead it…
I think there’s a pill to help with that…
S’okay I don’t loaf around on the job. . . it just takes me longer to wrap things up.
You just want someone to butter you up.
Any way you slice it, he’s asking for praise.
♫ Any way you slice it, I know I can’t deny it . . . ♫ . . . I’m toast.
Bet the punch down after the rise isn’t all it’s cracked (wheat) up to be.
At this point I’m happy the dough rises at all.
If it’s not rising, maybe you have a yeast infection.
Gah! You mean I could sprout muffins? I’ll need to use my jim equipment more.
Butter?? Did someone say butter??
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
Who told you that?? They said no one would ever know!!!!
*runsawaycrying*
*hands ShamWow to Suzie*
Dry your tears, buddacow, or your face will melt. You definitely don’t want that to happen.
must resist the urge to say it lol
Resistance is futile.
But it’s fun!
*Tries to resist…*
*Try to think turn elsewhere*
BOOOBIEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Ummmm…yeah…
Photoshopped! Errr.. I mean fake… boobies!
They were just trying to get her face…the boobs got in the way.
And that is how we know they aren’t real!
And just think about how she’ll look when she hits 60…
*snorkitty*
*runs for the brain bleach*
*pulls out BIG hammer and knocks self out*
trasmitted psychically: please, please don’t say that stuff in front of me. i’m just a poor, helpless, nearly dead noob.
Yeah, she will be choking because the skin around her throat will be sagging and get caught in the middle of the boobs that are still standing up straight.
She knows of what she speaks. The Borg are experts when it comes to implants.
Actually, if you can’t afford to upkeep them, the boobs sag anyway. Looking like large old weathered balloons slapping her stomach.
Oh no. Please don’t say that. *looks down*
Then take up a collections and get them re-filled every 10 years.
You know what happens to those 36D’s in your 20’s. By 50 they are 42 longs.
Not with the correct exercise regime!
Ner nikki ner ner :p
I work out and mine keep getting bigger. Thus I fear for my future…
*REALLY hopes that doesn’t happen to me*
Or what she’ll look like bald. I have the sneaking suspicion that those boobs will make her resemble a very effeminate penis.
Pffft. It’s a still from the new film with Pamela Anderson, Jason Statham and Bruce Willis.
I see! It’s a couple of baldies, not breasticles.
Either that, or she’s smuggling the world’s biggest baked beans.
Those beans need more sauce.
I only have bechamel.
Make a raspberry culo and drizzle it over them.
Raspberry culo? Is that some slang Lou neglected to mention?
Hari cot put in the oven?
Oh dear.
Hairy coot?
mmmm jasonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
She is SABRINA MADOW, from Argentina… Lives in Mexico City, work in a Adult Show (erotic, no sex)…
she is Sabrina sabrok!!!!
I thought her name was SaBIna without the r.
Oh, yes, its true, i fail…
Not photoshopped, they’re “real”… real implants anyway. She is obsessed with them. Her name is Sabrina Sabrok (google it for more pics). She is an argentinian “model/singer”… most famous for appearing in a mexican variety show.
It’s not fake is an argentinian “actress”, she lives in México and is “famous”, her name is Sabrina, http://www.sabrinasabrok.com/
firssssst! she’s hotter than the guy who came with my last frame….
hahaha why the hell people write so fast??? i was the first before i wrote my comment…lol
You’re not the only one on the internet.
He isn’t?
Well, that changes a few things.
I agree!
I’M NOT A BOT!
*unplugs Czuhc and powers him down*
Dang, what’d you do that for? Do you know how long it takes to recharge him?
Not as long as it takes Marius.
*ducks for cover*
And thus the whirligig of time brings in his
revenges.
and not half… aaaaaaaaaa…ssssss… llooooonnnn…….
It’s turning the crank to get him started that’s a real pain though.
How do you think I wound up with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?
Better that than whiplash.
When I lived in NYC I gave so many drivers the finger that I ended up with Holland Tunnel Syndrome.
*roffle*
maybe your just slow.
Photo shot?
Ok I need mind bleach after that
sorry
It’s a set-up! She’s been framed!
These aren’t the boobs we are looking for.
Was that a Moomin Mind Melt?
Aaaaaaah! No melting the moomin.
*flees*
Dang…
*puts away the graham crackers and chocolate*
*gets Moomin a shiny new flea collar*
Not so fast…*wicked grin*
so…. moomin’s a marshmallow? meh… i prefer BBQ steak. or buffalo wings. or ribs. or brisket. or….
MMmmmmmmm Booobiesss
Isn’t “boobies” a diminuitive? If so it’s inappropriate.
Mmmm breasts? Better?
I was thinking balloons.
Juggs (with two “g” for the extra jiggle)
I was thinking about the drink holder fail…I think she can hold a 64 ounce drink.
(That’s 1.893 liters to you.)
Well, we all know the next stop on the smut bus route. All aboard.
You’re the bus we get to ride?
*raises eyebrow*
Is that like being the bicycle, only you take more riders at once?
Put your token in the right slot and you can ride all day.
I’m afraid I only have small change, will that be a problem?
Not if you pay twice.
♫ Drop the coin right into the slot. You gotta hear something that’s really hot. . . ♫
♫♪Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver.
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver Ry.
She drinks and she cusses and wrecks all the busses.
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver Ry!!♪♫
♥
♫ Cruisin’ and playin’ the radio, with no particular place to go. . . ♫
♫ Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, who’s gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus♪
What has cereal got to do with this?
Does this bus stop at Riviera Maya?
This bus is like the Engergizer bunny, it never stops!
Best selling frame in the store.
It needs a large mantle.
If you want to hang it on the wall you’ll need to find a stud and anchor it.
If I could find a stud, you can bet I’d nail it!
*blush*
*ducks head to hide*
I always take a hammer on dates with men I don’t know well.
Me too!!! When ever they cross the line, my Hammer says, “Can’t Touch This”.
I tell them it’s in case they think they are going to nail me.
Oh. For that I use a screwdriver.
i take a big hammer, a sword, and a broadaxe, no matter where i go.
She came with the frame, but he came ON the frame
On her face, too, then.
NOT ON THE FACE! *points to the small of her back*
How bad is his aim if he missed the boobs?
You do realize the caption on the picture says “I came with the frame” right? How do I accentuate that capital “i”?
I think the cap should be EPIC WIN
*gets out the sparkly gel pens*
*makes note in log book*
The model’s name is Sabrina Sabrok, she’s also a musician you can find her on Myspace
greetings
What does she play? Bongos?
The bazoombas.
The pink piccollo.
The Sexaphone.
The skin flute.
The crash skynbals
The strumpet.
The pipe organ.
The Norwegian bagpipe.
A tubular bell.
Ass trombone.
The French horny.
Bassoon.
Rusty trombone.
Mouth Organ.
The ukulayme.
Harmoanica.
Hairy banjo.
the guitar?
Let’s hope it’s not woodwind.
Why do you know that?
I think this would be one of those instances where it’s better not to know.
I think, she is from mexico
When I first saw this pic, I thought for a moment that she was Meghan McCain.
My back hurts just looking at it.
My thoughts exactly! With hooters that big, how to you stay upright???
Wait…maybe I don’t want to know…
It is bad enough with mine (34h…..no picnic I tell thee)
No boobies….
He lied.
The boobies are a lie.
How I wish they were!
*hands round c0cktail sausages*
*brings her pet paraskeetskeetskeet to the picnic*
Keep that thing away from the potato salad.
He prefers the candied nuts.
He forgot to mention the watermelons. All picnics should have some nice watermelons.
…and the jugs of lemonade I suppose
I enjoy lying on comfy pillows while I watch the clouds at a picnic.
The paper cups have to have fake noses on them.
And I thought mine were big! (42F)
I blame DNA.
So did Bill Clinton. *mumble*bitchshouldawashedthedress*mumble*
Maybe for yours. I think my weight has a lot to do with mine. We’ll see how much they go down as I lose more.
First place I lose weight is my stomach- I look like a damned cartoon most of the time.
(you know – one of the ones that are anatomically impossible. urgh)
Jessica Rabbit?
“I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”
The line between complaint and brag can be oh, so thin.
She has a third leg for stability.
*snork*
Are you saying that those things come with a kickstand?!!
Mine didn’t, but I didn’t buy mine, either.
I think it’s a “with purchase only” kickstand.
The plastic ones are lighter.
Oh and contrary to what most men think (please note I said most), they do not float.
How.. umm.. how… how do you know that??
Titanic boobs?
Real ones do…
Under the right conditions.
Umm… yes, K@… unless I !magined it with you, you said it out loud.
OK shutting up now
They compared them on Spike TV and showed that real float, fake sink but fake tend to be lighter weight than real.
Ha ha! That Manswers is a pretty funny show. Disgusting at times, but funny.
*Checks TV schedule, marks calendar*
If I had known that…
*considers trading real for plastic*
*changes mind*
They’re annoying, but they’re mine…
*has been thinking of getting a reduction*
*working at losing weight first*
When I’m done poppin’ out the babies, that’s one of the things I’m looking at.
How many more do you have planned?
*cough*maidennameduggar*cough*
Nu-uh! One more, maybe. We haven’t agreed yet.
Mrs. Duggar gives a whole new meaning to whistling Dixie when there is a good wind blowing up her skirt.
That family kinda scares me. They will end up taking over the world someday.
That’s why I waited. They stop functioning when you have it done. Then I just got lazy & didn’t get in shape, so that’s what I’m working on now. If they don’t go down on their own, they’ll have help.
Me, too, Gracie. I’ve lost 25 lbs. so far and I’m still going. The biggest bonus is the fact I can wear clothes I haven’t been able to wear in a while…
I’ve only lost 6, but haven’t seriously been at it for long. I’m just glad my jeans aren’t as tight as they used to be!
That’s always a win!
*Graciesqueeze*
Thank you, thank you.
*considers bowing*
*remembers ET finger, and decides against it*
*butterysqueeze*
*puts E.T. finger away*
*walks away sadly*
*bluesqueezies*
Hooters like that aren’t for girls that are thinking about upright. Those are horizontal hooters for sure.
my BRAIN hurts looking at it.
Your BRAIN?!?
You mean, your HEAD?
no, you know, Gumby Theatre’s rendition of “The Cherry Orchard”? the one where L.D., R.S., or N.J. Gumby says “MY BRAIN HURTS!” and “OOH, I’VE GOT MY HEAD STUCK ON THE TABLE!” and “OOH, I’VE GOT A PIECE OF BRAIN LODGED IN MY HEAD!” and “SHUT UP, MYSTICAL MAN!”
I’m retiring. There’s too many words resulting in moderation.
*storms off*
Nooooo! Come back!
*pouts*
I didn’t even get a squeeze
Don’t be like that…we were just kidding!!!!!
*offers Moomin a cookie*
I just baked these…
You? Tiring? !magine that!
*rains in the comment*
Her name is Sabrina Sabrok.
Yeah we know. Another skeezy guy beat you to it.
skeezy:
A combination of Sketchy (dubious) and sleazy(dirty or vulgar)
Yeah, I think that applies.
Great usage Ry!! New vocab word?
*again, strangely no sarcasm*
*looks around self*
*checks under bed*
Anyone seen where my sarcasm went? I miss it.
*pout*
No, not at all.
*tries to look innocent*
uh… hehe… sarcasm?…. uh…. NEVER HEARD OF IT! NO, REALLY! AND I MOST DEFINITELY DIDN’T CHOP UP A VAGUELY HOMANOID SHAPE LABLED “SARCASM”!!! I’M SERIOUS! I NEVER KILLED YOUR SARCASM!!!! *nervous breakdown*
look how good the frame is.. ah waittttt… wats that in between *innocent looks*
Sabrina is an Argentine woman but she lives in Mexico, she is married and has a child (a girl). She works in sex shows with her husband.
As far as I know, she was trying to break a record with the size of her breast but I don’t know if she was able to do it.
Hero of yours?
So what was she trying to do with the other one?
One is always bigger than the other, so they couldn’t both hold the record, could they?
I don’t think you understand the concept of ‘holding breasts’.
Maybe you should demonstrate it for him, Aja.
Hold my beer.
*puts on her safety hazmat suit*
*crosses ‘hold my beer’ off list of pick-up lines*
Well, one thing you have to remember. I am in Arkansas. Anytime you hear someone say “hold my beer” in the south, there is going to be a mess and usually a fire to put out.
Is that what you call it?
*holds Aja’s -beer*
she wasn’t. Maxi Mounds beat her to it.
Marius, this is totally OT, but, I figured you should know I’m blaming you for something.
You just had to say Andy Capp yesterday. This morning I had to pick up a bag of Capp Steak Fries. I can feel my hips broadening as I type.
I blame you.
*glares wtih tasty baked treat crunching*
You can’t blame Marius, you have to blame Arthur.
Besides, we have determined there is an imposter Marius. It could have been him. Don’t jump to conclusions.
Great. I’m eating these wonderfully tasty greasy sticks and you won’t even let me go with my regular excersize regiment. If I don’t jump to conclusions, I’ll have to make leaps of faith. *sigh* leaping it is.
This ain’t no House of Pain, you can jump all you want y0! (notice my gangsta swaggah and grill?)
Oooh. I like the diamond canine! Loverly teeffees Ry.
*jump* *jump* *jump* *jump* *jump*
*huffing*
I need to get a trampoline.
Don’t let k@ on there, she will wind up putting an eye out after a couple of bounces.
What? Where? When? I know I have not been myself of late but I don’t think I have anyone else to blame for some of the bad posts.
*raises hand*
Good ol’ reliable Arthur.
*Umarmt*
*erwidert*
We found a fake Marius on the Tan fail
Don’t worry, he’s dead now.
Well thank you for having my back.
*Squeeze*
hey, Marius. what exactly does your profile pic show? I can’t tell just by looking…
What exactly is going on in the bottom right corner of the frame to the left of the lovely young lady?
Whatever it is, the two-headed sausage dog appears to be enjoying it…
How dare you mock Mayan mythology? The end is coming and you should be prepared. Are you ready to make your meeter?
I have no idea, but I’m excited!
I take it you know precisely what is going on in said corner….
No, I just wanted to get on a high horse for once and go off on somebody. I am usually one of the more meek and humble people on Failblog and try not to stir up too much but I wanted to try my hand at it. How did I do?
You were bloody terrifying. A true natural.
Shhh, she’s new, she doesn’t know me. You stop rolling those eyes or someone will step on them.
Not bad, but I think you’re a much better bus driver.
I think that’s the new Starbucks logo.
Was the mermaid demanding higher wages?
Sushi’s not cheap, y’know.
When she asked you to eat her, she didn’t expect you to get out the seaweed and sticky rice!
I think it’s the next scene on the storyboard for the pr0n she is filming.
I wasn’t aware that pr0n even had stories, let alone went to the trouble of storyboards. Huh. Maybe it’s time to watch one.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Is that why they keep rejecting the screenplays I submit?
I keep telling you to put more than one climax in the story.
*nods*
Ten or twelve, at least. And don’t forget the cheesy bow-chicka-bow-wow music.
I always include a scene where a guy smacks the little man in the boat over and over and she pretends to enjoy it. Isn’t that enough? (by the way, we DON’T)
*takes out notebook*
*pulls out scroll labeled ‘Magic sound recording scroll thingamajig’.*
where can i get a portrait
MRN has a life-sized cutout he is trying to auction on ebay now that his wife found out he has a storage locker she didn’t know about.
It was a good run – for 7 years she believed her Christmas present was in there.
Ryannon on the last fail about the cooking thing recipe was that I don’t bake or cook. My woman that I walk with is a fantastic cook and baker. I don’t know how my personal stuff got wrapped up in that.
In the immortal words of the great Lionel Ritchie, Fail on down the line. What happened yesterday is but a pimple on the ass of Failblog. I don’t care about your personal stuff, to be honest.
Wow she has very pretty eyes.
Yay! You win this pic:
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-cat-eyes-bosom.jpg
hmm… well, that’s not QUITE the first thing i saw, but ok…
How big do you think her nipples are? I wonder if she still has nipples after surgery?
Sure. I saw how they do it. They cut the whole nipples out, and place them on the fitting place. Else the nipples would be on top rather than on the front with “tits“ like these. ^^
I wonder though, why so many people have such a weak own sense of reality, that they deliberately make themselves uglier, just to be “loved”.
Gimme a real girl with a real self-confidence over this one any time.
*ahem* Not speaking in a defensive manner, just saying that not all women do it because they are vain or have self image issues. I will leave it at that. *steps off soapbox*
*gives Ryannon a pink ribbon*
I wonder if docs ever misplace the nipples – left for right and right for left…
Yeah, I had to go back in because I found one nipple on my chin and the other under my left arm.
Is that like getting your tires rotated?
“What does she play? Bongos?”
Yes – in a jugband.
Yuck. I can haz real tits, on a good looking woman? You silly Americans and your plastic girls… ^^
I’m 99% sure the woman in the frame is the porn star who goes by the stage name “Lisa Lipps.” Finally, my extensive knowledge of porn comes in handy.
That is not a win. We men need to realize that although breasts look awesome we need to remember their primary function. Anything that will smother the baby is too much.
Those breasts aren’t meant for babies.
Gulliver could do a lot of traveling on those.
*
at the Brit Lit prof *
Ok, let me rephrase that. Anything that will smother YOU is too much.
you dont want to be smothered by breasts?
you are a flaming homo.
Rexnickles, do you suck on your mother’s tits with those lips?
Anyway, smothered maybe, but I’d like to live to tell about it. I’m more of a leg man.
Touché
Those babies aren’t meant for breasts.
More like I came ON the frame!
This woman is not american, she’s an argentinean model, “actress” and “singer” that works in mexican TV, her name is Sabrina Sabrok (you can google it), and she’s looking to have the world record for the biggest breast implants.
by the way, shea appeared in the Mexican Playboy magazine (in case you wanted to know).
It just works in ventaneando…
I took this frame once. I got busted.
Goods
I can’t make out the text on the frame.
“River” something.
it’s “riviera maya”
Actually those boobs are real, her name is Sabrina and she’s pretty famous here in Mexico.
I heard that her reputation is over inflated.
The Mayans predicted the world would end in 2012. That, or we’ll be getting some serious boobage.
I would take the serious boobage over the world ending.
If irl was an Anime, I would be having one hell of a nosebleed.
Who wouldn’t?
my brain would go “kaboom”…. i like anime and manga and stuff like that… i’m on *counting on fingers* uh… 10 MMOs…
yeah she has nice breast
# Love is in the frame, if you really want it now #
you come to fast
Thats suffocation waiting to happen. I like my girls boobs way better. no danger of dying with those 2 puppies.
She also have a sex tape on the web, i dont remember exactly but maybe you can find her on youporn.
oh! by the way.. she is trying to break world record for the enormous boobs ever and it is not a joke its true
max cleavage win!
This particular frame already comes with a rack.
she may have came with the frame, but i bet someone came on it
Hahaha! No mames… es Sabrina Sabrok… from some kind of erotic show in a mexican TV show like MTV… forgot the name, though. X.X
Oooh… what would happen first? Her knowing how a pic of her cleavage has ended up… or her juggs of massive distraction finally bursting out as she finally breaks the record… take your guesses.
@ Steve: My answer is… Uugh… gross! XP
Dudes, that is so photoshopped, that are someone elses boobies….
The one who did this should have put more work in it….
Putser!!
This is off the Rammstein music video for “Pussy”, I think.
its definitely fake,
Those boob are actually real (operated) but real
your an idiot, they were put on the picture.
those are SO fake!!!!
Thats Sabrina
Would you look at the chick on those tits!
She is Sabrina is very ppular in mexico … Is like Pamela Anderson for americans , is an actress and a Singer … She has a Tv Show .., very popular
Her name is Sabrina Sabrok, a mexican (argentinian born), “singer”, known for having two of the biggest boobs in the world (of course, by lots of surgeries).
Ima go downright and say it i masburbated to this pic. Fake or not they work just the same
Tenìa que ser mèxico… Nothing matches a kitsch mayan frame like sabrina’s megaboobs..
And she is not a singer, she is kind of a freak, you need more rating? Call sabrina to host a sexually explicit show on your boring midnight time. That’s how she works..
Did you know that she calls her “music genre” “post nu cyber punk”?? Ohhhww that is why people love her..
SOLD!
HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY GOD
her boobs are real, i mean implants but real… no photoshop!
she’s a mexican model named sabrina sabrook!!
ohhh sabrina sabrok |:o……..