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OMG, I <3 BALLS.
That was so 2 fails ago. Move on.
DOT ORG!
This girl died. She was my neighbour. Brain haemorrhage. It was really sad but i didnt cry, someone had to be strong. Nobody went to the funeral, her only friends were stuffed dogs. Her mom was a crack addict. Sold heself, probably best the daughter died young. She would have only ended up the same.
Complete B.S.
Jimmi, go lie down before you hurt yourself.
B.S? Brllian story?
*t
Nope.
Not even close, Skippy…
I’ve been casually visiting failblog for the last 9 months now, and see the same lifeless, idiotic posters hugging and squeezing each other over the internet every single time.
Honestly, do you people even have lives? Where do you find the time to express your loneliness on the internet multiple times every single day? What are you guys like in real life? For your sake, I hope you’re not fat, acne-riddled nerds who sit at their computers all day
*squeeeeeeze*
I am all of the above.
*burst into tears*
I cleared up my acne.
Awww, poor asvss. Don’t feel left out. Do you need a hug too?
*hugs asvss*
I’m uppity. I don’t squeeze or hug and the acne cleared up when I stopped masturbating to pictures of asvss.
Apparently I know some things about myself that even I didn’t know.
*shrugs*
Good night all!
*hugs asvss*
Trolls need love, too…
asvss,
Did you bother to stop and think before commenting, or did you just start typing without engaging your brain? I know for a fact that there are folks like Arthur who don’t live in the USA, thus when he’s on here commenting he’s likely winding down from a day at work and finds commenting on FailBlog to be a way to relax before going to bed (see his salutation signing off for the night).
No, trolls need shellacked mackerel whacking. I’m with Ry on this one.
9 months sure is a long time to casually read something you don’t like. Don’t deny your subconscious. You love us and you know it.
*BigFatSqueezesMs.B*
You see the best in trolls.
It’s beautiful.
How could you not love us?!?!
We freakin’ rock!!!!
I can see how a casual glance can give the impression that everyone is a giggling imbecile. But if you stick it out, the rewards are infinite.
asvss, you jerk! How dare you insult the squeezers! They just like to be friends with each other, and you come along and spew out all that crap! You’re lucky I don’t have my troll-b-gone! Next time you bother to post, please don’t be so mean.
I resent being called lifeless! I’m alive!
*checks pulse*
Yup! I am, I really am!
*dances with glee*
*Dances the Dance of Life with Judy*
asvss – I am not fat nor have I ever had acne. But I do have an ax out in the barn. Wanna come over and help me sharpen it? If not, then why not come on down to the barn; there’s plenty of manure to spread in the fields.
I don’t get it (not the fail, but you)
*having not washed off the bits of half-rotted whale, SQUEEZES the troll*
Really, was it necessary to insult us? Some here post from work, others work from home, and still others have reasons for not working. It’s an open forum where friends can talk to each other. DEAL WITH IT.
*golf craps*
I’ve been casually visiting failblog for the last 9 months now, and see the same lifeless, idiotic posters hugging and squeezing each other over the internet every single time.
Honestly, do you people even have lives? Where do you find the time to express your loneliness on the internet multiple times every single day? What are you guys like in real life? For your sake, I hope you’re not fat, acne-riddled nerds who sit at their computers all day
I have to agree with asvss…
Awww…it’s so cute…copying and pasting…
*makes note in log book*
Awww…it’s so cute…copying and pasting…
*makes note in log book*
*quicksqueeziestothecoyote*
Very funny…
Have a good night!
Well, I don’t wanna be a troll or anything, but tbh you do behave like trolls with your none related “squeeze” posts. So I have to agree with asvss here. I don’t wanna judge you guys any other way. Please get your own forum to squeeze and hug eachother in.
When I read the comments it’s coz I wanna see if some1 made a funny remark on the fail, not to read some unrelated semi-personal stuff, so pretty please find a room.
drochenuy vrot blyat, zaebali menya eti dolboyobu i huy sosu..debil pernatuy.. amerikanez v shopu yobanuy……
ponyatno suki?
I may be fat… But im not acne riddled…. or a nerd.
Poor asvss. He can’t deal with his over-privileged middle-class life in which everyone suppresses his feelings and thoughts. He has to strike out at people on the internet to make himself feel better.
Or he’s just a butt$%@#. Take your pick.
*claws from the grave*
*sneaks up behind jimmi*
*savagely attacks*
*rips jimmi into a million bloody bits*
*discovers it’s true – he’s full of bullsh¡t*
*spreads him around, hoping he’ll be useful as fertilizer*
My cornhole fields thank you, ZA.
Bubble Shooter?
If you like those, checkout the top 10 bubble shooter.
Jimmi is a lie?
Did the door fall on its own, or was it jimmied?
*word spreads throughout the town about the poor girl’s accident*
*angry mob gathers outside of Jimmi’s house, ready to extract revenge*
*passing out pitchforks and torches*
Gracie, yours are the sparkly pink ones. I wanted you to be comfortable.
Does mine have scales like a fish?
No it just smells like a fish.
*THWACKS Joker with the non-shellacked half rotted WHALE*
If it has scales there is treatment. I had the same problem. It will clear up honey.
Great, now we’ll never get the smell out.
No ma’am. I’m sorry. I stuck with the etchings. I have lots of etchings. You can come see them anytime you like. I keep them in my room.
*sighs*
If you aren’t a regular, you likely have no idea what I was talking about.
Umm.. thanks 3b’s, but I think I’ll pass. Rooster might not be so understanding.
And Daisy, why would you go around telling random strangers about having scales that required treatment? I was referring to the shellacked mackerel I carry around to thwack trolls.
Well me and my sister both caught them from Bobby. I thought you might have been with Bobby to. He is such a hunky dream. For a while it looked like a snowstorm whenever I scratched it (my sister showed me hers it was the same). But after some of the doctors special cream it all cleared up.
Today is definitely a day of oversharing.
… brought to you by the letter “O?”
Wow Avis. Just……………wow. I was talking about art. Not……………….well…………….just wow.
I like you, just not in that way.
@ 3b’s Hee! I figured, the etching line was just too much to pass up!
Sounds like you had a sudden case of 3bGeebies
The 3 Bee Gees?
How deep is your love?
Noooooooo!
Evil evil evil Ry!
Ah ah ah ah stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Feel I’m going down
to Massachusets
Hey now… I was from Ma!sholechusetts once upon a time. My old friend john was from there, too.
Can you teach me to extract revenge? I need some for a recipe, and I couldn’t find any extract of revenge in the spice aisle.
First you need an extremely large needle…
Now that’s thinking with your dip-stick, jimmi!
*Sigh* To scroll three posts down…
Sounds like she led a good life!
If she died, she wouldn’t have logged in one day ago. Sorry, Jimmi. Next time think…with your dipstick.
That’s the problem, Al. He was “thinking” with his dipstick.
Ahh, yes; you make a good point.
reply ftw
SOOOOOO FUKKEN FAKE. If you notice, there is a hanger in the background moving. somone pushed the doors.
Doesn’t matter if it’s fake, it’s still funny.
Cool story, Bro.
that is complete bull shit! you must have no life to make up a story like that!
hahaha funny ass shit
you are less than three balls?
*ponders confusedly*
Don’t try this at home, kids!
I thought she was adorable.
Even with that big goose egg on her noggin?
It’s the cute way she gets out of a jamb.
She was trying to make a sammich with pb and jamb?
She almost became unhinged.
She didn’t handle the situation very well.
I thought you might latch onto that.
Let’s try to stay on track, shall we?
A lot of clever people hanger round this site..
*stealthily looks around for Judy*
*takes very looooong bow*
:smokingsmileywithcontentexpression:
Now that’s the smiley we need around here!
*superhero anthem plays*
BBB will save you!!! Uses super saranwrapping powers to cover all pertinent areas.
*whew*
Thanks, 3Bs!
Watch out, LGB. Arthur taught me everything I know and….
*whispers*
*straightens-upwithaquickness*
The minions … the minions …
*flees*
Too late.
Drat. Super BBB was late again. *sigh* I really need to stop relying on public transportation.
It’s the thought that counts.
*opens box of flea collars*
Would you like a blue, pink or purple collar, LGB?
Blue, of course!
*passes LGB a shiny new blue flea collar*
If you need another, the box will be under the couch in the corner. Can’t remember the combination to my locker.
Wasn’t it the same as your luggage? 1-2-3-4-5?
*thinks*
No… I thought there were six numbers…
*tries 1.2.3.4.5.6*
*lock opens*
Little children on the other hand were….
cute as a button?
Maybe I am missing my son too much but I have serious issues with a girl that age making a video by herself for the internet. Am I getting too old?
Nope. Methinks this little one has too much time by herself.
Don’t like the kiddie fails much…
Its not like she was naked.
Ok, you need to go now.
*readies wooden spoon*
Sounds kinky.
*bends over*
*kicks Old guy onto bus from yesterdays bonus fail*
Have fun with Rush and the rest of them!
*snerk*
I’m a black man
I’m right handed.
* Brings out wicked big paddle *
SCHMACK!
* Watches perverted old guy hurl over Tobin Bridge *
Say howdy ho to Charlie Stewart when you hit the water, ya old phart!!
Granny will take care of that ^ later on.
Skip the pineapple and use a watermelon.
Is there a fruit the size of watermelons with thorns?
I suppose you could use a cactus.
They get too soggy too fast.
Durian fruit. Looks like an unpeeled lychee but 8 inches across. Its aroma has been described as piquant. By 19th Century sailors with personal hygiene issues.
Darned if I know; why not just use that old bow&arrow set? The arrows ain’t too sharp, but then neither is that perverted old guy.
Or we can find some hawthorne branches and make ‘im run the gauntlet.
Try a durian (aka jackfruit). They smell bad too! (Though they taste fine).
No, I have issues with that too.
You have tissues, Gracie? I thought they were real!
*checks self for tissues*
*tucks them all back into place*
Erm, they are real! Don’t they look real?
Here, you missed this one back here.
*tucks some more*
Perfectly real, sweetie! Good job!
I have issues with people voting it up and with people who allow it to get published on FB.
I tried to vote the last few days and I couldn’t! The little thumbs down had disappeard.
Maybe someone was sitting on them?
’twasn’t Santa. He wandered off yesterday saying something about having to see a horse about a carrot.
Me, too, Ms B. Hmmmm… No more voting?
What u do in ur own time iz up 2 u. Perv.
*THWACKS HBG with wooden spoon*
Ewwwww…. I think I got some on me…
*silently hands LGB ShamWow*
Thanks, 3Bs.
*puts HBG’s remains in Daisy™ Seal-A-Meal bag*
*pumps out air*
*whistles a tuneless tune*
*taps foot*
*leaves on ZA’s grave for afternoon nom-noms*
You sure like feeding me crap.
Yes, but it’s fresh crap! No freezer burn for my favorite zombie!
*happily snacks on his afternoon nom-noms*
*makes a spectacle of himself doing is as a warning to others*
*doesn’t really expect it to work though*
yeah, the old guy… and he’s still rotating.
It looks like the door is not the only thing loosing track of what’s important.
*hands out nets*
Ok, loose tracks are difficult to catch, so the trick is to get right up underneath them.
I become unhinged at the thought of parents not knowing what their kids are doing.
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who found that entry disturbing.
Hey, look! A shiny!
…But I egress.
Hey, grab a glass, I brought some port all!
YAY!!!
*takes a trip for posternity*
Hm. I must still be half asleep.
*replaces “trip” with “pic” and dunks head in bukkit of cold water*
I aggree Completely. I was thinking the same thing!
LOL third
The devil you say!
If I’m going to make a video response of me doing that, I will certainly watch for falling closet doors!
Timber!
HEY!
*squeeze*
*squeeze!*
Last
Kids – do not taunt the monster in the closet!
I was hoping for a Sully, instead I got a Randall.
Mike Wazowski!
♪Oh Googlely Bear…… ♪
“…So THAT’S puce.”
BOO!!!
KITTYYYYY!
What?!?!?! It’s from the movie!!! Kitty is what Boo called Sully… *sigh* Such a good movie…
Right, I was being too obscure, sorry. When they’re hiding in the bathroom stall and Mike’s foot slips into the toilet, you hear Boo quietly say, “eewwww.”
Yes, yes…I know the part you’re talking about…
*snorkles*
*squeezesnorklesdabuttacow*
*Jumps in for a buttery group squeeze*
*bigbutterybundlesofsqueeziesforLGBandGS*
*HappyHumpdaysqueeziesGS*
In soviet Russia, closet comes out at you.
*Sigh* Now I have misplaced comment disease as well.
*pat.pat*
There, there, Scotty.
*scritches Scotty’s favorite … erm … spot*
*snork*
I love when their back legs kick like that.
That is called a seizer, I’ll get his meds.
*snorffle*
I read that as selzer…and was thinking ‘why do we need meds?’ It’s only water…
Perhaps…seizure?
*snork*
They make a pill for that now.
Unfortunately, it’s the size of a softball.
And it’s to be inserted rectally…
I heard it was more like the size of a potato.
*snorkroffle*
I think I’ll live with the disease. Thanks all the same.
Was that what Mrs MRN calls you? bwahahah
LMAO!!!!!!
*plays somber music*
RIP Whoa Nellie
WN…*sniff, sniff*
He’s not dead, we can still celebrate. Maybe he’ll take a peak and see the champagne and confetti.
*hands out shots of Cabo*
To WN!
*mental squeeze for WN*
*downs shot*
*also downs shot*
Congrats, WN!
*throws confetti @ Gracie*
*dodges confetti*
*blows bubbles @ Judy*
*Licks salt, downs shot, bites lime*
Congrats WN!
*quiverswithaquickness*
Now where did that lime get off to?
Ow! What was that for?
You said you like it rough!
Love the new pics, Ry! The chocolate basket-weave with the chocolate-covered strawberries is gorgeous — WANT!!!
What kind of wafer-ish-looking cookies are you putting between the vertical peppermint sticks on the Christmas cakes?
*drool, drool, drool*
Oh Lord, have mercy on my poor basket wanting soul.
Those are white chocolate kitkat bars
Such a thing exists?
*drool*
I’m fond of white chocolate. Reese’s White Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups rock — I made a really yummy White Chocolate Peanut Butter Cheesecake with them.
Oooooh!!! Yum-my!!!!
*drool*
Indeed they do but I cant seem to find them here in AR. I am going to have a friend send me some from NJ. I turn them around so the KITKAT faces the cake and it looks like I got all tricksie (like a hobbitses) and made my own white chocolate.
Did I?
*looks confused*
In my fantasy you did
*tosses aside bottle of tequila, goes back to licking salt and biting lime*
Ack! Bubbles!
*ducks under table for cover*
*fills squirtgun with pancake syrup and fires at Gracie*
hmm… this could prove to be an interesting “argument.”
*gets mop and pail from storage room so he’s ready to help clean up the mess after the food fight*
*walks in with platter of flapjacks*
Hey, what’s goin—-ACK!!! You got syrup all over me…and now my butter’s melting!!! Quick! Someone hand me a ShamWow™!!!
*runs to storage room*
*returns with box of ShamWows for Suzie*
*quickly noms the flapjacks*
OoooOOooooh! Those are good, Suzie! Can I get a little more butter though?
Hey! There’s enough for all – share! Extra butter and syrup, please.
Ok, ok…but this is the last time!!!
*drips butter and syrup over Judy’s flapjacks*
Butter, erm, I mean, better???
D-liteful!
ShamWow STAT!!
*hands stack to Da ButtaCow*
*resists tasting*
Thanky, JW and BbB!!!
*applies directly to forehead*
In that case…
*wheels in confetti canon*
YAY FOR WN!!!!!
*shoots off canon*
*gets covered in confetti*
Is this confetti slimming???
*flies through the air with the greatest of ease*
*slides extra ‘n’s into Suzie’s cannons*
You misunderstood, she’s just taking lots of pictures.
Either that, or her church law involves lots of confetti.
Why, yes it does!!
I’m a member of the First United Clergy of the Confetti. We’re a small group…it’s bovine…
I’m sure the services are udderly terrific.
I just KNOW people will milk this pun-run for all its worth.
Curdle go both ways, nightshayde, especially when you put it that way.
Give us some credit, we’re not quite that cheesy.
Is it Cowist or Mooslim?
Hinmoo?
Presbutterian?
Butthist?
*roffle*
No, it’s Moo-dism, founded by the prophet Moodah.
Huh, I thought the whole fatted calf thing was based on oxcidental moothology.
They still discussed some aspects of that on the Cowncil of Trent in the 16th century.
I herd some papal bull about that. It seems to have cattleyzed a moovement in answer to the Protestant Refarmation. I believe the fight song was Don’t Fence Me In.
LMAO!!!! I actually laughed outloud…got the attention of my co-worker. Feeling a bit sheepish…
There is nothing wrong with feeling wild and woolly SuzieQ.
*standing moovation for Marius*
*moodnight squeeze for Arthur*
Moodiasm?
We should at least know if it’s moonotheistic or not.
You’ll have to talk to our teacher, The Dairy Lama.
Wasn’t he persecuted by Chairman Meow?
Moo-nies? *heads to the airport in an orange dress*
*starts reading the Cow De Ching*
That book costs a lot of moolah.
Anpu has plenty of attack-doors in his house and none of them attacked him or his army of laser-guided attack dogs. What happened to the inanimate objects’ loyalty?
the funniest part is when she gets up. she looks like she was the victim of some horrible crime. hilarious.
Or, OMG, I have to shut off the camera before someone sees this!
It would have been funnier if there was a pervy old man in her closet with a stunned look on his face.
*snork!*
Oh he’s there. You have to squint a little and unfocus your eyes. You know, like those magic picture thingy’s.
Rorschach test?
No, they have perverted nude pictures.
Exactly!! That’s why I don’t trust therapists. They’re all a bunch of pervs.
Yeah, they show you a Rohrschach picture of seriously perverted stuff, ask you what you see and when you tell ‘em they’re like
…or
This might be considered an overshare moment. I’m just sayin’…
No, seriously Ry. Those people are sick, sick, sick. There’s an expression, “Physician, heal thyself.” I’m pretty sure it came about after the first Rohrschach test. It’s not us…………it’s them.
That coming from you?!
Hahaha
I don’t overshare. I share just right.
You expanded my hooha knowledge.
I come from a long line of women that believe a man can never have too much hooha knowledge.
Damn right we can’t.
On behalf of all men that have ever existed and will ever exist, I tell you that there’s LOTS we don’t wanna know.
Trust me AE, we know.
Minus GS, apparently.
Having attended the birth of my Godson and seeing things from a different angle, I have to agree. There are somethings you don’t want to know about the hooha.
And some things you can’t unsee.
And speaking from personal experience, the more some men know, the less they understand. So if you really want to confuse a guy, explain the details to him about some of your “hooha knowledge” and just sit back and watch his brain asplode.
Uhhh… Nevermind, Arthur’s right.
I love splodin brainzes. Dey makes the prettiest colors.
Sorry, I have to say it:
.
.
.
.
Vagina
Sorry, I have to touch it.
*poke*
I love splodin braaaaaaiiiiinzes. Dey makes the bestest flavorses.
I love a good poke in the middle of the day.
♪ Afternoon Delight! ♫
Depending on your response, we are like
*squints*
*unfocuses eyes*
*sees stars*
Stars? Like James Franco or Johnny Depp or Channing Tatum?
*races home to closet*
I knew you’d get it!
*squeeziesher3Beezies*
*LuvinspoonfulofsqueeziesLGB*
*saunters onto sunlit deck*
*leans back in adirondack chair*
*puts feet up*
*lights-up Cuban Montecristo #2 and draws deeply*
*slowly sips scotch & soda*
Cheers, WN! Thank you for all the lovely, funny memories!
How come you never invite anyone to complete the experience?
This is from a story WN told me (us) about reaching nirvana.
Right…annnnnd… you think I don’t remember the missing piece?
Hmmmmmm………… Hmmmmmmmmm……..
MRN pays much more attention than I thought he did……..
Hmmmmmm………
But whom to invite, that’s the question…..
*nominates MRN*
LGB obviously remembers we live on opposite coasts and that I have to be at work in 2 1/2 hrs.
Of course, silly. I got a kick out of Ry offering to join, though.
*puts on her nose costume, jumps up and down and says “ohhh pick me pick me!”*
Thasnotfunny!!
*snork*
That didn’t happen either.
The *snork* .
GRACIE!! I’m just no good without my sarcasm!! Please give it back.
*whining*
*tears leaking from eyes*
Haha dizzy as hell when she gets up. “Gotta turn off the camera before the tears come!!!”
Another internet smash hit.
to bad it was not a tree
*THWACK-THWACK-THWACK*
Careful, don’t break the spoon!
*giggles*
1st: make sure nobody’s home
2nd: set up camera
3rd: safety
4th: try to put closet door back together before anybody gets home.
HAHAHAH if you listen closely, you can hear someone knocking at the very end. That is why she was rushing to get the camera off.
That gives me the hope that Mom and/or Dad would not be pleased she is making internet videos. Now I am worried they caught her and posted this fail.
Probably as punishment, if they did.
“See what these people are saying about you? That’s why you never post videos of yourself on the internet. That, and because of perverted bastards like your uncle Tom.”
Well, atleast it made her STFU.
*adds ‘D’ to EN*
*hugs sarcasm*
Well aren’t you just a lovely little EN? Would you like to play in traffic with me? Tell you what, why don’t you go ahead and I’ll be there shortly.
*warms up the smut bus* I haven’t run over an asshat in a long time.
Aww c’mon. You won’t get that smell out for weeks! Steal a car.
Fine!
*steals AE’s Yugo*
Did you use a gold bar to get in?
*snerk*
He said steal acar.
*pulls out crowbar, pries a apart from car*
I thought AE drove something sportier than a Yugo…
*looks around parking lot* Hey… where’s my ca..
RY! That was MY car!!!
*chases after Ry*
*finds lunchbox on wheels*
Maybe this will work? It’s about the same…
Ditto.
Gracie, may I please have my sarcasm back so that I can reply properly to EN here?
I may have to apologize for the lack of sarcasm, BBB… I think I used up most of it in the room yesterday…
*hands back sarcasm* It’s a little beat up, but it should still be okay.
Thank you JW. Gracie made me think that she had it in the last fail.
Well… she may have stolen yours, but you can have mine. I need to not use it for a while, anyway.
I’ll keep it safe and excersized for you. We’ll have it whipped into shape in no time.
Just as long as you don’t try to exorcise it. It doesn’t seem to like that much.
*heavy heaving sigh*
Fine. I’ll cancel the priest.
yeah, probably easier on the furniture that way.
I don’ t have to worry about that. You’ll have to use yourself on my furniture before you get your sarcasm back anyway.
Duct tapily speaking, as it were.
Umm… uh….
narrow the orbs JW, I meant I expected you to duct tape the furniture. Jeez.
*innocent look*
*blink blink*
*takes a look at BBB’s furniture*
You’d be better off getting some of the furniture from thereifixedit.com… I think there was a shiny new couch on there a couple of days ago.
*tear dripping*
*lip quivering*
You don’t like my sofa? But, but, it’s so comfortable.
*takes another look at BBB’s furniture*
Okay.. I’ll give it a try, but there are several choices you must make first.
1. What color duct tape would you like:
2. Do you want the sticky side in or out:
3. What kind of time frame you are expecting this done in:
Take your time. I’m fixing your sarcasm and revamping my own. It’s gonna take a little while. I prefer the blue duct tape. Sticky side in please. I don’t like having my butt stuck to the couch. That’s why I’m really not a TV watcher.
You can see her tap on the door to have the person inside push the door over on her. The door is out of the track before the camera begins rolling.
The fail is you guys thinking this was an accident that got caught on camera.
Oh that invisible person we see? Doosh, she was tapping the door for emphasis. NO one, especially a little girl, would set herself up to have a door fall on her head.
If she did set it up, she did a great job of not wincing or flinching when she knew she was about to be hit by a door.
And the fact she locked the door and someone couldn’t get in to see why she screamed should earn her an Oscar. She set the scene very well.
*writes-in “Closet Door Fail Little Girl” on Oscar ballot*
Oh wait – you don’t. Whew.
So I can take off the tin foil hat?
Should be safe. But I’ll better leave on the tin foil underwear.
That’s going to hurt someone’s fillings.
Robert Pattinson’s.
Think? I just point at the computer monitor, laugh, and then start typing. It’s all automatic.
You need a brain for this blog?
Apparently you need an organ or tissue of some kind, but I’m not sure if it’s a brain.
Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnsss aren’t necessary around here – but they do help.
You just haven’t had your lunch yet.
I think LGB left you a snack up there ^^^^ ZA.
Closet Door WIN.
*makes note in logbook*
*puts new log on fire*
Ry! That was a perfectly good log!
Well LGB, you know how much Ry likes a Good Log.
*waggles eyebrows*
Better than bad.
♫Everyone wants a log! You’re gonna love it, Log!♪
♫ It’s lo-og, it’s lo-og! It’s big; it’s heavy; it’s wood. ♫
♫ It’s lo-og, it’s lo-og! It’s better than bad – it’s good! ♫
*Wishes he had a log*
If you are constipated, I think you have all the log you need.
*hands Dave a rubber glove and points the way to the bathroom* —–>
*sends Granny in behind Dave* Sometimes you need the big guns.
Bad episode of OZ.
Spent too much time crossing the poppy field.
What about a trip to Oswald State Pen?
Nah, don’t think I’d like the shared shower facilities.
HAHA It’s funny because it’s a child getting hurt
*THWACKS this troll upside the head himself with a tombstone*
Moron.
Oh ZA!!! *adores ZA with eyes*
I was saving this for you.
*hands ZA bag of brains from fella that was too smart for his own good*
*stares quizzically at phrase “too smart for his own good”*
*tries desperately to comprehend it*
*fails*
*happily noms bag of brains, hoping it helps*
*still can’t get it*
*gives up*
mmmmm, thanks!
I laughed thusly.
She arranges her clothing from shortest to longest? Kind of wierd.
Don’t judge the CDO!!
*refuse to say OCD. It’s not alphabetically correct*
*folds arms across chest*
*stamps foot*
Yeah! What she said!
*rearranges 3Bs’ closet so that the clothes are alphabetically correct*
Aaabbbbbceedddddtz?
Stop it!! Stop it!!!
Such cruel torture.
There’s a technique called Flooding
serhesllfmslentejs
See the letters
kfldsjflsjljel
Do nothing about them
kllfdjdfjdlfjl
*twitch* *panting* *sweating*
AAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!
eeeefhjlllmnsssst
deffjklllss
dddfffjjjkllll
*sigh* *shameface*
I couldn’t help it.
*squeeze*
You would be proud of my movie library. All 400 titles are alphabetized.
Woo, a movie for each day of the year.
Same here. But mine are divided between anime and live action, and then alphabetized. Plus the video game, and don’t let me mention the po….never mind
I find that very sexy Ms.B. You’re lovely. I also have my 400 movies in order.
Wow, you must be a busy woman to have made 400 movies.
*blush*
No comment.
*taps BBB on the shoulder*
You missed a couple. There are at least 3 ‘j’s in the second one…
JW, this is a warning. I’ll stick you to yourself and roll you in thumbtacks. I really will.
*sigh*
let me helps u with ur…uh….problem. also, hao U talk if all lettrs are jumbled? words with Z at beggining and A at end must suck, eh? =D LET MEH offer U sum assistance on teh subjekt uv alfabet.
A B C D E F FISH, P A O J G J A J H G L P U G F K G F K G F K H N C D X Z G J I O H O G D F E J K L P O U Y T R E F D L J G F D D S A H
see? i’m not bursting into flame or anything…*looks at night sky* yet.
NO TOUCHIE TEH LETTURS *nail letters in place with nail and add superglue, tape, more glue, duc tape, and more glue and tape*
Is that alphabetically correct by color, type of garment, or designer?
Yes. And don’t forget: pants, skirts, tops, jackets.
But shouldn’t jackets come before the others alphabetically?
Yes.
My clothes are hanging separated by type, and in rainbow-order within each type.
I prefer things alphabetized (my CDs are alphabetized by artist, then by album name within each artist), but I don’t usually obsess over that. The color thing is an obsession.
Some obsessions are like a prison; yours is like a prism.
Ooooh – prism.
I like that, Admiral. I may have to use that.
Hee! Nice. I only get that weird about my books. All my umpteen gazillion books are organized by genre and alphabetized. I HAVE TO KNOW how to find the book I want!
Ohai!
*squeeze*
HAI!
*cheez-squeeze*
DW, been meaning to tell you to google the name Dylan Moran and Rejection. It made me think of you because it is about a literary rejection and Dylan Moran is an Irish comic, one of my favs.
I LOVE Dylan Moran! Black’s Books is absolutely brilliant.
And *snork*! I just googled and watched the vid. I know just how he feels. I have a whole file of rejection letters in my desk, and I’ve wanted to write a letter like that on more than one occasion.
Hahah my son linked me to him and even said “your write friend might like this one” and linked me to the rejection letter.
Tell him thanks for me!
Weirdo.
I have 2 bookshelves uv books. at least.
I memorized where every single book iz.
til i read it.
then the guys from Narnia take it.
and i memorize songs.
So am I weird because I have more than 3000 books, or weird because I haven’t memorized where they all are and have a system for finding them?
Either way, methinks you are rude.
I has an obseshun.
i sing.
uncontrollably.
A lot.
Work it, Make it, Do it, Makes us,
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
More than, hour, our, never,
Ever, after, work is, over.
*repeat*
*snork*
It’s not an obsession. It’s logical. I spend less time actually having to think if things are laid out properly.
I just throw my clothes in whatever drawers they fit in.
…and sometimes pick them off the floor and wear them. *shame*
Compulsive Dyslexic Order?
Cretinous Dumb Organisms?
Constantly Doing Over
*until you get it right*
WoW ahhhhh….. FAIL!!!!!!!!!! lolz she probably crack her poor stuffed animals head lolz! j/k
*calls the lolcat people and asks if they are missing one of theirs*
We’ll need a Cheezpeep to make the final call, but I think that’s trollspeak, not lolspeak.
*points at user name* I dunno, this one might need a judgment from the refs.
It’s definitely NOT one of ours.
I didn’t think so.
Besides — the real Cheezpeeps know not to use lolspeak here unless there’s a specific reason to do so. We may accidenty the lolspeak once in a while, but we usually notice it & apologize.
I knew you’d come through for us with a definitive ruling.
I will defer to the experts.
*purrrrrrs in Ry’s general direction*
Psst I think another of yours got out.
This needs to happen more often. Like, to everyone who ever posts a video of themselves on YouTube.
This was a setup. Watch and hear the knock on the door as she turns around to face the camera.
We know. Little girls just love to have doors falling on their head.
Don’t you have better things to do like surfing the net for pr0n?
Maybe that is how he stubbled upon our little site.
Sarah Palin’s husband?
Surf the net for Sarah Palin’s husband? That’s just silly.
I promise it is work safe!
*ROFFLESNORK* I used to have some pictures of scarecrows using pumpkins for various body regions… one of them was bent over mooning the street, but this is great.
Ha! I had to close my office door I was laughing so loud.
I put it on Facebook and had a response and 2 emails immediately.
I sent it by email and got yelled at!
I am making note to not eat at your house next Thursday.
You can send me her slice of Pumpkin pie.
I am making pumpkin cheesecake for a couple of neighbors. I don’t really do Thanksgiving, not a big eater so not a big day of eating fan.
For me it’s more about seeing friends/family. That being said, I seem to have an unlimited capacity for anything made with Pumpkin, and it only comes around this time of year, so I get it while I can.
Oh it’s okay. I am joking about the frown. I’m really not big into gatherings. I tend to be very shy, as I am sure you have noticed on here. Some might call me timid. Some people here invited me to a couple different dinners and I just don’t bleah.
I’m with you Ry. My girlkid and I throw a roast in the crockpot and spend the day together watching movies and playing board games. Family is always spreading the invite, but it’s more trouble than it’s worth. Too high pressure.
I have a very large family. (Does this really surprise anyone. I live in Utah!) I have 7 brothers and sisters, and there are 10 nieces and nephews. Get togethers are loud and chaotic. And I love every minute of it. That is my favorite part of this time of year.
We moved a lot when I was young so I was never involved in big family gatherings. My entire family is in South Florida and with us miles and miles away, it’s a long drive to go to Miami with 3 kids and very expensive to fly 5 people so we just did our own thing. I am sure if we stayed there when I was little, I would be used to the big family thing. Add to it that I don’t drink and everyone that goes to my aunts for turkey gets totally hammered, I am bored about 30 minutes in.
Did you get a chance to try IHOP’s Pumpkin Pancakes (not sure if they still have them or if it was just an October thing)? To. Die. For. Mmmmmm.
*ears perk*
Pumpkin Pancakes? That sounds great!!
They serve them with whipped cream. I like them with a little “old fashioned” (maple flavor as opposed to their other random flavors) syrup.
Moist, delicious, and oh-so-pumpkin. *purrrr*
I go to IHOP for the butter pecan syrup. I wish I could buy that stuff in vats. Seriously.
Haoory Why aren’t I informed of these things?
Ever have that moment right after you hit Add Comment where you see your typo, and the computer’s still waiting to update, and all you can do is stare at it in frustration?
I just had that.
*Bukkits*
All the time, Doggy. All the time.
It’s almost as if it mocks you.
Its just fail blog not right spelling blog.GS
I’ll save some for you, Ms B. My house is empty this year for turkey day, so some friends of mine are ‘paying’ me to make dinner. By paying, I mean they pay for the supplies and I make the meal…
I used to work with a guy that would take me shopping for stuff, he would pay and I would make him three or four dinners that he could eat through the week. He used to introduce me and his mom to his girlfriend(s) “This is my birth mom, this is my other mom”. Scary, there is only like 6 years between us.
That’s what she get for having no eyebrows.
She can’t help it! She burned them off when she tried to post a video of lighting fireworks in the bathroom.
Beans and sparklers don’t mix.
What was scary was she started it with “here hold my beer”. Not something I expected from a girl her age.
Has anyone seen my daughter???? Last I saw her was with a beer and sparklers.
that was totally staged. No way such a young kid would be making a video on her own.
You either have no children or you’re a perfect parent. Hmmmmmm.
That’s a no brainer.
Sorry about giving you a foodworm yesterday.
*Snickers*
Laugh it up chuckles!! I will have my revenge.
right after I get a snickers bar.
*sigh*
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
~ Chuckles
Did Ralph from Green Acres install that door?
smeagolllllllllllllllllll
Ow, by Crikey I bet that bloody hurt her. Poor kid. Even if I could not understand one bloody word she said.
More like closet door win!
*pulls out notebook and sparkly pens*
Check.
Where the devil is Leila?
I was just talking to Brewski about that the other day. She’s not been around for awhile…I hope everything’s ok…
Thanks very much for the 411, Suzie. I hope everything is okay, too.
I go dancing with him every now and then, on the other FB.
I’d still like to know Leila’s OK though.
Me, too…
Me, three.
@ Ms B: I don’t know anything about Facebook. How would I find everybody?
Hmmm, well they have a pretty cool feature where you can put in a username for people to find you by. That’s how I found a few people, and they helped me find the rest. Actually, once you friend one, you can start to tell who are the fail peeps by the banter on the status updates. If you want, after you’ve set up your account, you can find me, username MsB.squeeze. Make sure you send a message with the friend request so I know you’re not a troll.
Okay. I’m gonna try. Thanks, Ms B!!
*squeeze*
I’m there, too!!!
Can someone suggest NS to me pleeeaazzzeee!
DW, Admiral, Judy, Ms B, Brewski, and others have me on their lists. My real initials are SR, and I have a little girl with a backpack as my profile picture right now.
Don’t worry…if you don’t, we’ll find you…
We’re kinda like Big Brother like that.
Okay. Got the account. Tried to find you and *zzzzt*. I got bubkiss.
I’m LittleGirl Blue.
Hmmm, when I get home (stupid block) I will find you. M’kay?
Ok, got on my phone and sent you a message. Add me!!!
I dood it! I dood it!
Thanks for your help, Ms B!
*puts out plate of original SPAM Cookies™ and new vegee SPAM Cookies™*
*waits patiently for oodles of friend requests*
Please link her to me when you do.
*puts in her friend request*
*Starts watching Ms B’s profile for friend updates*
Thanks for the update.
*shouts*
Leila!!!!!!!!!!
*squeeze*
Long time, no see, Skrat…
*skrattysqueeze*
I’ve got to say I think this is staged too. Check out the clothes in the closet on the left hand side. They’re moving slightly as if someone just brushed passed them and someone is hiding on the left side.
The other clothes are perfectly fine so I don’t believe it’s the wind.
Then again I’m paranoid and people are coming after me.
*nods head up and down vigorously*
Yup. Did you see the pixels, too? Definitely ’shopped.
Did she — did she — ???
*slaps hand over LGB’s mouth*
No! She didn’t. Don’t even think it!
*removes hand and shakes finger at her*
*mmmmmmlllllffffff*
You’re so elusive, BG…
*hands LGB a cool glass of water*
Don’t over exert yourself.
*golf craps*
See I told you people are after me. I didn’t expect the 6′ spoon though.
Careful I’m fragile.
But did you expect ME to come after you?
We are also talking about you.
That was the child predator, he was hiding from view.
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Next up: spelling lessons.
Out of all of failblog, this is definately my favourite fail ever.
You MUST be a guy.
I am. And misery loves company.
Sorry to interrupt but, I think it’s a fake =O
She tapped at the closetdoor to let the person inside know that he/she should push the door NOW. If you watch closely enough you’ll notice that the clothes inside are moving.
Too slow
I’m happy to see another that saw the clothes moving.
Wait..clothes are moving? Run!
I can see that Dr. Seuss scarred you both. Glowing pants are not that scary.
That would be a FAIL fail… The way that doesn’t leave witnesses is to have a piece of thread hanging from the top of the door and surreptitiously grab the thread. Then when she steps away, she pulls the thread, causing the door to fall.
CSI Style?
Perhaps the tap on the door was what caused it to fall, and of course the clothes would be moved by the sudden rush of air pulled out by the falling door. Haven’t you ever felt the air move when you open a door?
worst acting ever!
worst posting ever!
Fake.
I guess this is the point in which FB starts posting lame fake crap like break did after it ran out of people submitting real videos.
Did the short bus stop by recently? It must have I guess.
Was that the short bus? I though it was a clown car.
I thought it was the garbage truck.
I thought it was a parade float.
*snork!*
The short bus was so unfair. They got the nice seats AND it was the only bus with air conditioning!
My bus has air conditioning. ALL ABOARD!
Ry, a good blow and air conditioning are completely different things.
*faints dramatically*
* pulls smelling salts from pocket*
*waves smelling salts under Ms.B’s nose*
I think I love you a little in a non-lesbian type way.
OMG!!! I was totally thinking the same thing about you!!
*BIGFATNONELESBIANSQUEEZE*
Four Hundred and First!
Tour Wonder and Worst!
Boar Blunder and Cursed?
Roar Thunder and Burst!
Is it bad if I keep replaying the hit, pretending I made that happen with my mind? : /
poor girl
door-hit-on-the-head-girls cant say no
Well… umm…. I’m Jupiter5, and I’ve been reading the comments people like Arthur Eld and Avis are making mocking the trolls, and it makes my laugh even more than the FAIL picture does. I wanted to take part earlier, but I was shy, so now I’m introducing myself, and I know it’s kind of stupid to do this, but I just did it. So yeah. Hi. One question about this video: The girl said, “Ok, so, here’s what I want you to do. Make a request of yourself doing something…” and what she said you had to do, I couldn’t understand. Can someone tell me what she said?
Howdy Jupiter5!! Welcome. I’m a recent addition myself and completely understand the slow approach. There’s no need for that here. These FBPeeps are terrific. Enjoy them with vigor.
*warmwelcomesqueeze*
*enjoys with vigor*
*feels naughty*
You are naughty. But still, it’s nice to see you out of your corner RHSC.
*Enjoys them with vinegar*
I somehow knewe someone was going to say that. I was waiting for it in fact. Thanks for coming through for me there GS.
I aim to please.
A man who can aim…? That really IS pleasing!
*RIFL*
Hah! I love it when I trigger a laugh.
You’re a barrel of laughs.
*and a little bit of salt*
I would think Scott already had his quota of salt earlier with the limes. He was licking and biting like mad.
Mmmhmmm he sure was
*thinking I made a mistake putting my lime in the coconut*
But…do you feel better?
*picks up phone* Just a minute. I’m calling the doctor. *phone rings* Hello Dragonwriter.
Hello, jupiter5! Welcome to the FailBlog community! We have three simple rules here: Be nice (except to the trolls), don’t be a troll (easy), and have fun! The most important thing is to enjoy yourself here. Stick around, and sooner or later you’ll get to chat with some pretty interesting people. I should know, I’ve been here for over a year!
Well, now you’re just bragging about your tenure.
I think she said something about making a video response and something to do with stuffed animals and then “a lot of people will be voting on it” and then it all went awry.
Welcome, jupiter5!!
Here’s everything you need to know:
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
When you cut and paste, delete the space so that the address will work.
Whaddafu?!?
Okay — who’s messing with the spacetime continuum again?
That would be one of our IT guys here @ work. I keep trying to catch him, but he’s a slippery little sucker.
*puts down tools and tricorder*
Not me!
*walks away whistling tunelessly*
Hi jupiter5! Failblog is a big happy family! Welcome, and sing along with me!
♫ I love you, you love me,
We’re a fail family! ♫
Gracie! Don’t look! Just! Don’t! Look!
*aims Howitzer at Barney*
*turns to others*
May I?
I don’t see any problems with it.
*guilt starts before I even add comment*
Make it so!
*fires several shells*
*cups ear*
*hears impact*
*reloads Howitzer*
*fires several more*
*hears impact again*
*silence*
Job done.
♫With a great big shotgun Barney’s on the floor,
No more purple dinasour♪
YAY!!!!!!!
Hey there Jupiter5! Thank you kindly by the way!
It’s not stupid to do this at all, it’s a great way to let the regulars know that you would like to join in the fun, with no risk of thwacking! So, WELCOME TO THE MADHOUSE!!
Madhouse?! What Madhouse?! We’re all completely sane, I tell you, sane!!! The floating avocado with a top hat told me so, so it must be true! POMENGRANATE!!!!
*runs screaming out of room in strait jacket, giggling maniacally*
*sigh*…another clone gone mad.
*sigh* I’ll go get his meds.
Well, at least those flailing arms are under control now!
The giggling is new, and warrants observation, though.
Not too worried about the giggling. At least he’s having a good time. And isn’t that what this place is really all about?
*strides in*
Hey, have you seen my completely bonkers body double? We’ve been keeping him in isolation, and under strict supervision, as he did get a bit … excited at times, so I-
*realises everyone is staring at him*
*notices the clone is gone*
*hears a jeep speeding away*
*rushes outside*
MY CAR! THAT LOONY STOLE MY CAR!!! THAT’S THE THIRD BLOODY TIME THAT’S HAPPENED THIS WEEK! GRRRR!!!
*hops in specially built Ferrari jeep and speeds after body double*
*sigh*
Every day. We lose one every day.
Better than watching a dog chase his/her tail.
Hi Jupiter5, welcome to FailBlog!
*puts up welcome party decorations and party foods*
*wheels in shiny chrome confetti cannon*
*aims across room*
*checks cannon over for safety*
*overloads cannon*
*lights fuse – dives underground*
BOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
Where is LGB with the sparkly Welcome sign? Sheesh! Now she’s slacking on her duties.
Well, welcome to our party, Jupiter5. Don’t be too nervous. I would like to add a rule not mentioned…don’t break the pun run. You’ll go straight to the corner! Have fun!
*boops on nose in welcome*
One more rule:
Safety 3rd
*orders sign from signage shop*
*waits two weeks*
*receives sign*
*plugs in*
*sparkle*WELCOME, JUPITER5!*sparkle*
About time!
*squeeze*
The manual is up there, too, Jupiter5 ^^^^^^^.
Hello LGB was talking to your daughter LOL. The other day she is nice you raised a good kid there.
Totally fake!
Between her tapping the door just before it falls (to let the person inside know it’s time to nudge it forward) to the clothes moving slightly inside the closet (moved by said person).
Well, at least we know she’s okay…
(Not that we would give a damn, as long as it’s funny)
I can’t understand a word she says for the first 30 seconds
This is a good thing.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way ou…*smash*…t!
what is she talking about before the door hits here??
Is she even old enough to have a YouTube account?
greast
feast (upon brains)
Yeast (in my bread)
Piste (under my skis)
Nieced (by my sister)
Kiss and squeezes to my favorite FailPeeps!! I gotta split. Take care all you hepcats and kittens!!
CUTOMORROW!
Have a good one triple B.
Wow, she reminds me of that creepy palm pre commercial girl. I hope a door randomly falls on her her in the middle of a commercial.
*Snickers at thought*
she actually cries for a subsecond period at 0:24
sb, you’ve just invented a new word: subsecond. I’m serious, there is no such word in the English language. There are milliseconds, picoseconds, and teraseconds, but no subseconds.
It’s what lies beneath the surface…
Rapid detection of Myocardial infarction by subsecond, free breathing delayed contrast-enhancement cardiovascular by magnetic resonance.
wouldve been better if pedo bear was hiding in the closet with a video camera
Bada boom bada bing!
Wait I will be back in a subsecond!
Wow folks this video is so fake!
And folks you can have for $4.99 yes just $3.99 and we will throw in art just for buying today.
Poor kid…at least she’s okay!
(ouchies!)
uh – no one else noticed that only the clothes on the left moved and only the clothes on the left? clearly someone was on the other end pushing the closet door.
FIRST!!!
zOMG! Is the stuffed animal okay?!
I’m worried about that stuffed dog and hope he didn’t get hurt.
Come on… that is not cool. Poor kid…
Are you guys resorting to this kind of “fun”?
Schadenfreude
What is she saying?
I think that we are better off for not knowing.
THIS is g-rated? This is not appropriate for small children to watch is it?
the answer is: why does the clothes moves when the door fall?
…and the oscar goes to…the baby!
Aww… Poor girl :c
Same thought T_T
@__@ Pink icon…
so fake
Okay, I feel really bad for laughing at this one.
TIMBER
I APPROVE!
And then and then and then and then?
what makes me laugh is that somebody found the video and uploaded this to the net. i doubt it was the girl. i’m hoping its not the father….. but if this was my daughter i would (upload this while lol’ing)
so much joy in my life now
Did she screamed-ed?
Yes, she did.
hah! look at her face at the end of the vid xD
OOPS! Ouch! That hurt.
Wow guys.. You need medical attention..
It’s just a shame the owners of the site don’t realize how infantile kids, who have nothing other to do than to write stupid irrelevant comments (i hope you recognized yourself in the description) hurt this great site’s reputation. It’s really a pain clicking on comments and seeing FIRST, SECOND, HUG, SQUEEZE and all those stupid random things, which must rhyme with the previous post..
Solutions? Grow up, get a job or get a room and organise a hugging/squeezing orgy. Your idiotic behaviour makes this fantastic site mediocre…
You can continue with it now, I just wanted you or at least the owners to deeply think about themselves.
*thinks deeply about himself*
*is quite content*
By the way: This is the hugging/squeezing party. But you’re not invited. :p
Aww…somebody’s feeling left out….
*snork*
Funny thing he choose a name that is…toxic.
I almost thought it might be him all over again.
You don’t think it’s the same person then?
Maybe, maybe not. Who cares?
If it’s not, they’re pretty well versed in FB. It’s kind of sad to dedicate that much time to something one supposedly dislikes so much.
If it is, he either forgot how to use the reply button, or is pretending he forgot.
*shrugs*
Still a troll.
And by the way, you are the true fail of failblog. Fail at life, that is.
Offending failbloggers fail?
Better luck next time.
Actually, I’m flattered. Nasty attacks and insults only come from people who are jealous. Otherwise, they wouldn’t a word.
Right. You think we don’t remember you just because you ditched the avatar? Pfft! Your low opinion of me doesn’t change who I am.
Well I don’t really need your attention, squeezing and hugging, since I have real life friends. I guess you don’t :S But don’t worry, it’s all going to be okay someday..
Or maybe not…
nah
Since you’re here, apparently quite frequently, and insult us, it is, following your logic, not too credible that you have a life. Just sayin’.
You are the only sad one here. Attacking people because you can doesn’t make you look sad and pathetic. If you have friends IRL, then maybe you need to go spend time with them instead of bashing people who are having fun and posting…on a blog…because that what you do…on a bog.
Sorry…it DOES make you look sad and pathetic.
Bog? Bong, surely?
Cheech and Chong?
Actually… The link i’m clicking on when I reach your posts doesn’t say “SPAM much, squeezing, hugging, posting whatever you’d like”. It says: “COMMENTS”. You know what a comment is? Apparently not. So let me enlighten you. Wikipedia says: “A comment is generally a verbal or written remark often related to an added piece of information, or an observation or statement.”
Do you see the word related? This prooves that your UNrelated posts here are completely inappropriate. Sorry, but again, you fail.
And at the you-have-no-life remark: Yes, I am on failblog from time to time. Does that make me a nolifer? No. Does the fact, that all of you, the main smartass spammers spend all of your free time, which is infact all the time when you’re not sleeping, squeezing and hugging in a virtual society?
I think yes.
Do you see the word often? That means they are not always related.
Failblog is simply greater than three standard deviations from the normal amount of relatedness.
Doing a little backtracking just to talk to you. You should feel special.
You just referrenced wikipedia, You say WE have problems.
That is all.
Funny, so you think your behaviour is great?
Oh Jesus.
See this little blue button that says “Reply”? It has a function. If you find out which, we don’t have to guess who you’re insulting now.
BTW: For a man as busy as you are with all your friends and work and life and stuff, you sure post a lot here.
Dunno who you’re replying to since you refuse to click on the blue REPLY button. If you want relevant comments, why don’t you go to the Darwin Award fail. And leave us alone, mkay?
What about this: You create yourself a forum, on which you’ll only be squeezing and hugging eachother. And leave the comment section to people who actually wanna comment?
I would, but I don’t wanna. If you don’t like it, then don’t let the door hit ya where the dog shoulda bit ya.
Good job on using the reply button, though.
*squeeze*
A squeeze won’t do.
*licks KT*
*pouts*
You never lick me, AE.
*ponders*
No. How about this: If you don’t like our comments DO NOT READ THEM!!!
Actually, if I don’t read your “comments”, there isn’t really anything else to read..
How about you go to the library and check out a book?
Or find another blog, whiney.
I’d recommend Stephen King- oh, sorry. Wrong level.
I’d recommend R.L. Stine.
If it hasn’t been stated already, I say: Closet Door Win.
The only thing I was interested in was that the stuffed animal was a Husky. Because Huskies are awesome.
LOL… always cracks me up when some brat gets demolished like that…
XD LOOL SHE GOT DIZZY AT THE END XD
*Squeeeeeeeeze!*
always wanted to do that
FAKEblog
ITS A TRAP
I think its rather funny that Mr./Ms./Mrs. Troll has absolutely nothing to say about the video. Even though s/he is giving you guys so much shit about hugging each other, s/he has yet to provide a useful opinion or comment on the topic.
Me personally… I think its freakin funny.
Thank you!
its crazy to think that someone, somewhere is masturbating to this
Are you referring to youself?
I still cannot understand half of what the girl is saying. Can anyone, please? It’s not that my English is bad, but this is way over my poor head.
Halp!
“Here’s what I want you to do, I want you to make a video response of yourself umm doing a stuffed animal dog show too, we’re seeing a lot of people and to see who’s the best okay here’s what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna be in front of the closet, and then I’m gon AHHHHHHHHH”
Something along those lines.
ZOMG 700th like omg….
See how stupid it is proclaiming what numerical position your comment is
even if it is first
Ha this is the only Fail thats ever made me literally laugh out loud
Well at least the fox didnt get anything
Its probably fake. The door looks thin and cheap and she taps on the closet like someones in there. But it doesnt stop it being hilarious!
So fake it was ghey and a fail at failing.
cute stuffed wolf
0:15
Door Says: Okay.. if your not coming out of the closet then I am
0:17 – 0:21
Door: Here I go
Please. That has totally been set up by that girl. Those sliding doors CAN’T fall out unless someone has taken them off their tracks, which she has done. The door was probably just standing upright and by tapping it she shifted its balance.
Oh and that wouldn’t have hurt her very much either. Not enough time for it to get any momentum.
She’s a good actor though.
It doesn’t matter if it was set up. She still got hit by a door…
what he/she/it said
Wow she looks like a little sister from Bioshock O_o
Now that was funny.
I think it’s fake, there’s someone in the closet
is it me, or anyone else can’t understand most of what she says ?
Yeah, I’ve got no idea what’s she saying either. All I heard was, “I want you to make a video response” and then her scream later on…
*fap fap fap fap fap*
that was so funny made my day
and stay the hell out of narnia!
I don’t think this is funny – it’s a little girl. Even the Darwin Awards don’t make fun of children or disabled people.
Such a tidy closet!
OMG that was sooo funny ! I laughed so hard! Play it and slow-mo and I will die of laughter.
I loved to watch that.. She deserved it, that bitch. I think she stole my crack money once. You can see it in her face!
i like the stuffed animal on the leash she has weak
perhaps back to the comments on the VIDEO maybe? And no, acne doesn’t occur on nerds, and i don’t find the term “nerd” offensive in any way, and also, you shouldn’t be trying to use it offensively
guys
do u realize she tapped the door and then it fell and the clothes were only moving in one spot because there was somebody in the closet that pushed it when she tapped it
Yeah, if you look real close, you can see a bit of a shadow, too.
I still want to know what she said. After “Here’s what I want you to do” it gets rather hazy.
And that’s why this site needs boards. Or forums. Or chat rooms. Anything like that. Because people are filling up this comment page with crap. No offense to any of you, I mean you guys are just posting stuff and I have to scroll a long way to post this.
Any way, this video is an epic fail. I laughed my butt off. That girl’s face was freaking funny when she ran up to the camera…ahh….
lol. got pwn3d by the closet door. xD
WIN
UB3R WIN
fail fake…
btw what does she even say in this video i cant even understand her..
a viedo response of your self doing WHAT?
video* (:
Poor Kid
Aw poor baby! I hope she was ok