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  1. Ms B ♥ says:

    Go Cougs!

    • ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni says:

      Love how she gets back in the UNM players face to point at the score as time runs out.

      • Ms B ♥ says:

        That was my favorite part.

        • Dragonwriter says:

          *facepalm*

          She played for my alma mater! OH, the SHAME!!!

          • Arthur Eld says:

            That’s where you learned to play rough?
            *squeeze*

            • Admiral Apparent says:

              That’s where she learned to fight fire with fire.
              *squeezes and runs*

              • Arthur Eld says:

                Stop right there!
                *squeeze!*

                I would prefer it right know if either of you could teach me how
                to fight duct tape with duct tape...
                • JW♂ The Anti-Minion says:

                  You can’t fight duct tape with duct tape. All you get if you do that is more duct tape, and you still lose.

                • RedHeadedStepChild says:

                  *Steals “k” and goes back to dark corner of failblog*

                • ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni says:

                  Ohhh, Are we forming a class?

                • Admiral Apparent says:

                  Duct tape is not for fighting. :)

                  • Avis says:

                    It’s for winning?

                    • blot says:

                      Duct tape is for loving, not for fighting…

                      • JW♂ The Anti-Minion says:

                        Not sure what kind of loving you’re into, but I use duct tape to put broken crap back together.

                        • BoppitybopBopper says:

                          Wouldn’t it be easier to just flush?

                        • Arthur Eld says:

                          He has his little hobbys…

                        • BoppitybopBopper says:

                          Don’t we all?

                          *likes reading and barking at people in supermarket aisles*

                        • Arthur Eld says:

                          Turd assembly is a little… special. But so’s he.

                        • JW♂ The Anti-Minion says:

                          I actually have a t-shirt that says “I’m special, what’s your excuse?”

                        • BoppitybopBopper says:

                          I have a t-shirt that says, I do what the t-shirts tell me to do.

                          On the back it says, Well, not yours.

                        • Arthur Eld says:

                          I see. So you being yourself is an apology in itself? That explains your inability to actually apologize. It may also explain why you do things that normally would require an apology in the first place. Or you’re just a case of rejected – resurrected. Whatever it is…
                          *shrugs*
                          *yawns*

                        • Arthur Eld says:

                          Whoops. I don’t mean you BBB.

                        • BoppitybopBopper says:

                          Thank Heavens!! I was getting all teary eyed. You’ve got a mean combination slugger.

                          ;)

                        • Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - And a 6' Wooden Spoon For Troll Whacking and Stirring Up Trouble Today, Only! says:

                          *poke*
                          *poke*

                          Is he still alive, AE?

                        • JW♂ The Anti-Minion says:

                          Huh? What? Were you talking to me? I dozed off for a while there.

                        • Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - And a 6' Wooden Spoon For Troll Whacking and Stirring Up Trouble Today, Only! says:

                          I guess that answers my question…

                        • JW♂ The Anti-Minion says:

                          Yeah… My mother always said I should come with my own disclaimer.

                          I do want to apologize to you, AE, if I have somehow offended you today. If I have, I didn’t realize it.

                        • Arthur Eld says:

                          Ya’ think?

                        • JW♂ The Anti-Minion says:

                          Now I’m confused… What did I do, AE?
                          I don’t try to be mean and offensive, but I know it happens at time as I tend to have an over-abundance of sarcasm. If you would be willing to point out where I went wrong, I will do my best to make ammends.

                        • Arthur Eld says:

                          JW, I’m sure you know very well what you did. After all, you were around when several regulars expressed their discontent with your behaviour. Which also didn’t happen just once.

                        • JW♂ The Anti-Minion says:

                          Actually… no… I really don’t remember. I skip in and out of the blog throughout the day and don’t have time to always read all the comments in all the fails.

                          I do sincerely apologize for any hurt feelings I have caused and will do my best to make sure it doesn’t happen again.

                        • Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - And a 6' Wooden Spoon For Troll Whacking and Stirring Up Trouble Today, Only! says:

                          I usually let people fight their own battles, but I am going to add my $0.0002 cents here.

                          JW, I have seen a witty side of you, but I have also seen a not-so-nice side of you, i.e., putting people down, “vomiting” on their shoes, “stealing” stuff, etc.

                          We have a saying in my family: If it’s mean, it’s not funny.

                          There’s a mutual respect component to Fail Blog. Belittlement, cruelty, and condescension don’t go over so well here. Please keep this in mind when speaking to your fellow FPs.

                        • JW♂ The Anti-Minion says:

                          Thank you for being candid LGB. I do promise that this will be at the forefront of my mind when reading and posting here. I know this doesn’t repair any damage I may have done previously, but I will make every attempt to not repeat my past transgressions now that they have been pointed out and brought to my attention.

                          Again, I am truly sorry, AE. I never intended cruelty and find it difficult to put into words how sincerely I wish I could make it up to you in some way.

                        • BoppitybopBopper says:

                          Now I’m confused. I thought AE was just saying that since your shirt said you were excused, you didn’t have to apolagize.

                          Know what? None of my business. I’ll butt right out now.

                        • JW♂ says:

                          I think it goes deeper than that, BBB. I do believe I’ve gone and really made an a$$hat of myself, and I don’t know that there’s a way for me to fix it at this point.

                        • Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org - And a 6' Wooden Spoon For Troll Whacking and Stirring Up Trouble Today, Only! says:

                          Unfortunately, 3Bs, you got caught in a storm that’s been brewin’ for awhile. It’s not about you.

                        • Say g'night, Gracie says:

                          Of course there is. Don’t get all maudlin on us, JW. Just watch your behavio(u)r in the future and don’t repeat any of the offensive actions, k?

                        • JW♂ says:

                          I can only promise to try to do better in the future. It’s time for me to leave work for the day. Please, if AE comes back after I leave, have somebody direct him to my apology ^^…

                        • Say g'night, Gracie says:

                          Will do.
                          *parting squeeze*

                        • BoppitybopBopper says:

                          *JWIstilllikeyousqueeze*

                        • Nod to Zoomz says:

                          Do we need a random recipe intervention here?

                        • Say g'night, Gracie says:

                          Yes!
                          *drools*

                        • Avis says:

                          I would have put a recipe up at my site, but I’m not allowed to post about food when the over-all topic is disgusting. I learned that the hard way.

                        • Ryannon says:

                          Harvest Walnut Cookies (two cake mixes needed)
                          Vanilla Dough:
                          1 (18.25-ounce) box white cake mix
                          1/3 cup vegetable oil
                          4 tablespoons butter, melted
                          1 egg, beaten to blend
                          1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
                          3/4 cup chopped walnuts, lightly toasted
                          Beat cake mix, oil, melted butter, egg, and vanilla in large bowl until dough forms. Stir in walnuts.

                          Chocolate Dough:
                          1 (18.25-ounce) box devil’s food cake mix
                          1/3 cup vegetable oil
                          4 tablespoons butter, melted
                          1 egg, beaten to blend
                          2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
                          3/4 cup chopped walnuts, lightly toasted
                          Beat cake mix, oil, melted butter, egg, and vanilla in large bowl until dough forms. Stir in walnuts.

                          Oven at 400 (not sure how many inches that is in English)
                          You scoop a little of each dough and mingle it together but don’t mix, you want it marbled. Make a ball and put it on the cookie sheet. You should be able to make 20 balls on a cookie sheet (AE you can handle that with 34 of your own).
                          Bake them for 10 minutes (again not sure how many feet that is in English metrics) or until they JUST begin to brown.

                          Quantity is usually a buttload. My this is the FAVORITE cookie for my son. If I am baking, he asks for these. He made me promise to make them when he comes home for Christmas.

                        • Avis says:

                          I am soooo going to make those!! Maybe over Thanksgiving, for the car ride!

                        • Ryannon says:

                          Avis, think butter type cookies. My son compares them to Pecan Sandies, which he loves.

                        • esoRpetall says:

                          i once went on a roller coaster and the seat had duct tape all over it and i asked the man working there if the seat was safe… and he shrugged. i still went on the ride thoughh XD pretty good

          • Blake says:

            if you look closely, it’s not completely Elizabeth Lambert’s (UNM #15) fault. BYU player # 7 elbowed her in the chest before Elizabeth retaliated, and you can tell by the wince on her face before the punch even came that she knew she deserved it. then the brunette #21 was grabbing at her shorts/crotch area so she had that coming too.

            Not saying I completely agree with how she handled it, but it’s pretty clear that those girls were not innocent victims, they had what was coming and may have intentionally ruined the future of someone for their own entertainment.

            • tr says:

              My mommy always told me two wrongs don’t make a right.

              • Craig says:

                Yeah, but three lefts do!

              • tr says:

                And according to your logic blake, we do not see or know what happend prior to the BYU player elbowing the UNM player.
                And having participated in sports at various levels (played, coached and officiated), those girls did not have “what was coming” to them.
                And what about the intentional take down or the two punches to the head later in the video.
                She may be a nice person off the field but she should have been kicked out of the game and face a serious suspension if she has any eligibility left.

                • Hein says:

                  Agreed. The take down and the two punches should have been at least one season suspension. Absolutely DISGUSTING.

                • Marlene says:

                  University of New Mexico head women’s soccer coach Kit Vela announced today that junior defender Elizabeth Lambert has been suspended indefinitely for her actions in Thursday’s match against BYU in the semifinals of the Mountain West Conference Championship in Provo, Utah.

                  Effective immediately, Lambert is prohibited from participating in all team practices, competition and conditioning activities.

            • jay says:

              Yeah, I see #7 give her a tap in the beginning. And…there is not enough lead, it’s too fast, and a bad angle to see what UNM #15 was doing behind her. Since you made me slow it down, I do like the whole chain of expression on #7s face…had it coming…then a little ‘not really hurt’ incredulity at the blow she took. All I can say is I wouldn’t want UNM #15 behind me….just like it shows at the beginning. And, speaking of drama. I like this comment thread, it’s EXCITING! I’m glad cookies or something was made for red duct tape guy. BTW folks…Red Duct Tape guy made the thread interesting, not boring.

            • Dr. Duke says:

              Yea so is the grabbing your opponents crotch an official move in soccer? Do they practice that? Have 20 minute crotch grabbing drills?

            • peter says:

              Are you retarded?

          • N00g says:

            Shame? Really? But it was hot!

            I never knew women’s football could be so arousing!

            • xen says:

              If you find the full length video, the NM player is hitting the BYU player in the back of the knees, trying to throw her off balance so she cannot get a good start on a run. That’s why she gets an elbow to the torso.

    • Kao says:

      We need this video remixed with “Eye of the tiger”. Who knew women could be so violent? I blame BET.

      • BoppitybopBopper says:

        Oh Please!!! :eyeroll: The Native American’s used to give their prisoners to the women because they were much more violent and willing to torture slowly.

        • Avis says:

          Women can be much crueler than men, MUCH crueler. A woman’s punishments/tortures tend to be as psychological as physical. If she feels the need to do so.

        • jay says:

          Oh heck yeah they give out the best beat downs, read Moon is a Harsh Mistress. Do not piss women off. I’m mean really piss them off. If anyone didn’t know that, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. And looking down, I don’t know it’s cruel. Most times, the person violated some rule…everyone should know about (see second sentence). Or, I’ll agree, women will be cruel to someone who is stupid enough to provoke them. I tease my wife (in good fun), and I warn my kids if they laugh….and don’t seem to see how much thought I actually put into it :) 17 years, and no blows from her yet, but it’s a planed thing :)

  2. CentaX says:

    Carfight.

  3. JasonK says:

    She did it first.

  4. sangrei says:

    cant we all just get along now?!?

  5. Ms B ♥ says:

    And people don’t like to watch soccer. Tsk.

    • JasonK says:

      [enter phallocratic pig]

      Of course, people don’t like to watch soccer with WOMEN. Men is what soccer needs. Right guys?

      Tsk, men should teach that girl how to hit harder in the face when having the ball.

      • sauerkraut says:

        That woman should hit you harder when you bawl.

      • Arthur Eld says:

        She would kick my ass.

        (And it’s FOOTBALL!!!)

        • Ms B ♥ says:

          (Of course you are right. My bad.) :roll:

        • In the US and A, soccer = football, and what they call football is a rugby – like sport.

          • Arthur Eld says:

            I know. But I don’t see why the six billion (roughly) who love football should call it soccer to please the 300 million who might be confused… ;-)

            • Say g'night, Gracie says:

              *flips hair*
              Because you love us.
              *blows kisses at AE*

            • Ms B ♥ says:

              Does it really matter what it’s called? No matter the name, it is still a kick ass sport.

              • JW♂ The Anti-Minion says:

                “Soccer (football) is a gentleman’s game played by thugs. Rugby is a thug’s game played by gentlemen.” … don’t remember the source of that quote…

                • ab footbal says:

                  I hope the link works

                • BAW says:

                  In eighteen-fifty something, during a football (soccer) game at Rugby School in England, a boy picked up the ball and ran with it. When the other boys saw what he was doing, they jumped on him and beat the cr@p out of him.

                  Hence the game of Rugby was invented, because to this day that’s pretty much how you play it—whoever has the ball, you jump on him and beat the cr@p out of him.

              • jam says:

                Generally, they just kick the ball though players have been known to kick asses.

            • Gustav says:

              Blame the British. They invented the term “soccer”. It wasn’t the Americans.

              • Autumnflare says:

                Actually what we see here is football. “Soccer” is a derivative of “association football” whereas American football is a derivative of “gridiron football”.

                However, the Americans have decided that they’re going to keep the term “football” exclusively for gridiron football, and everyone else can henceforth call association football “soccer” so that it doesn’t get confused with the Americans version of “real” football

  6. wally1223 says:

    first? w/e maybe the red team should get laid or something

  7. alannah says:

    #15 is gonna make somebody a formidable ex-wife someday.

  8. Dani says:

    She’s a beast!

  9. sauerkraut says:

    That’s what you call a soft red.

    5 play actions, 3 of which can be seen in most high school and college games.

    Pulling someone down from behind by their hair is a bit unusual. As are the flailing fists while the feet are also flying in the air.

    Sure am glad the young lady is a member of the Mexican National Team.

    • ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni says:

      University of New Mexico. She’s suspended indefinitely.

    • balllocks says:

      Mexican National Team?
      That’s Elizabeth Lambert from New Mexico

      • sauerkraut says:

        She’s a Mexican national, ergo, she’s from Mexico. (or so I was told).

        • Heirophantria says:

          Um… no. New Mexico really is a state. I promise. I hate living here but it really is a state. While she is a student at UNM she’s actually from California. So.. Mexican National? I think not.

          • jay says:

            I think Young Guns (I or II) talked about going to Old Mexico, it’s different than New Mexico. It’s also better than Texas, except for the places where it is not.

            It would be pretty not so funny to New Mexicans to just start calling them Mexican.

            We really do suck at geography. BTW, the Spanish speaking blondes are where all the hitler guys went, and it’s farther south.

            And people, you brought up the facial expressions, they were not having a cultural difference, two anglos, north of the border….American culture.

            I thought #7 was pretty ballsy to get in her face at the end…I wouldn’t have taken the risk of a left (or right hook) [from #14] that would emphasize the hilarity of 14s last game. So, #7, FAIL, violation? That’s #14’s last game for awhile….how much more did she have to loose at the point you gave her that little interaction at the end. But there I go and fail…that’s how girls are. Just don’t mess with them. This is proof. We’ll do it anyway, that’s all I’m saying. Just take care of the girls, they will take care of you.

  10. Rhyle says:

    Wow…if she had a ‘tache she’d be Graeme Souness.

    Doesn’t she know it’s Movember?

    • Sabot says:

      i thought she was gonna do a Vinnie Jones, and proceed to grab her opponents nuts. i wudnt mind being grabbed by that number 7 though. number 15 looks like she’d take em home with her, or tie em to her car and drive around really fast :(

  11. Baba says:

    Yore suppose to respect ur friends little girl… Now go say sorry….She wont do it again, I promise

  12. chris says:

    that’s some hawttt girl on girl action!!

  13. Unbreakable says:

    She’s a c*nt.

  14. JW♂ The Anti-Minion says:

    Okay… please take pity on the video impaired and let me know what happened and who powered the fail….

    stupid streaming video
    • BoppitybopBopper says:

      I wanna see too……………

      *consoling squeeze for JW*
      *sticks tongue out at Stupid Block on Work Computer*

      Stupid blocks.

      • sangrei says:

        its some girl on girl action, you’re not missing much

      • ¡Great Scott! Me transmitte sursum, caledoni says:

        It’s a compilation of the University of New Mexico women’s soccer player who got suspended for her physical play in a game against BYU. She punches, trips, hits, and takes one girl down by her pony tail. The final shot is of a BYU player in her face as the time ends pointing at the scoreboard (BYU 1, UNM 0). Cue random Powered by, and DOT ORG!

      • JW♂ The Anti-Minion says:

        Okay, I got the video to go from DailyMotion, couldn’t see who powered it though… basically the whole video clip is a series of brutal plays by the chick in red with number 15 on her jersy.

        1st: punching a girl in the middle of the back after a moderately gentle elbow to the stomach.
        2nd: throwing a girl to the ground using her braid as a handle.
        3rd: going for a “slide tackle” that ended up being a pretty blatant leg swipe=face plant.
        4th: sticking her leg out and just plain tripping the girl with the ball.
        5th: hard to see, but it almost looks like the tried to cloths-line the girl while making a play on the ball.
        Last clip segment is the recipient of the punch, leg sweep and clothsline pointing out that 15’s team just lost and all the brutality was pointless.

        • Khaaaaaaan says:

          One subtle point missed: In the second clip, the BYU girl is doing a little crotch grab on #15.

          • JW♂ The Anti-Minion says:

            Nah, just watched again, BYU was grabbing 15’s shorts but wasn’t anywhere close to doing a crotch grab. Might have been able to stay on her feet if she had been.

    • sauerkraut says:

      “wtf” powered it.

    • sauerkraut says:

      This is the New Mexico soccer player who beat on some BYU soccer players, particularly #7, as shown all over television a couple of weeks ago.

      She (in red) is elbowed in the cleavage by the BYU player (in white), and red retaliates by punching white in the back.

      Next, red pulls white down by her ponytail. White lays sprawled on the ground.

      Red commits a hard tackle on white by utilized a move called “split the legs” which essentially takes the legs out and takes the player off the ball.

      Red hard tackles white from behind, causing white to fall stretched out onto her face right at the top of the box.

      Red is in the air, kinda scissor kicks at the ball while concurrently delivering a left, right, left combo to the head of the white player.

      Last scene has white pointing at the scoreboard. Since the back of red’s head is here, we cannot see her expression. She presumably did not swing at white in retaliation.

  15. sauerkraut says:

    #21 tried to tickle her hooha… and got woofed.

  16. jam says:

    Wooo… she should play for Chelsea.

  17. tahrey says:

    sportswomanship?

    also, this looks a bit more interesting than regular footie for at least two reasons ;)

  18. Cloral says:

    She did everything short of headbutt her opponent in the chest.

  19. Name says:

    PMS is scary

  20. Amanda says:

    HAHA number 15 is brutal, I can’t believe she stayed in the game… her name is Jen Christoferrs and plays for the University of Utah.

  21. Fiat Knox says:

    Way to put back the cause of women’s football and feminism back fifty years.

  22. Maraxus says:

    I don’t care for Elizabeth Lambert, what is the name of the cute blond from Brigham Young, where does she life and is she quick with restraining orders?

    • Ms B ♥ says:

      You did who with the what now?

    • ZombieApocalypse says:

      Her name is Lisa Simpson and her address is 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Dunno about the state (state of confusion?) or where she “lifes”, but her lawyer is Lionel Hutz. He’s pretty quick with restraining orders, but finds cheese works better.

      • RedHeadedStepChild says:

        Worst……Restraining Order……Ever!

        Don’t worry. Dr. Nick will fix up all those ladies that got beat up.

  23. B-DASS says:

    She must really hate mormons.

  24. Joebama says:

    Wow, babe… you know, when the coach said he likes it rough, this wasn’t what he was talking about.

  25. Smegma says:

    Volume level fail!

  26. Avis says:

    Ms B, did you finish it yet? Did you? *hops around excitedly*
    What do you think? Good so far? I felt like cheering when I read it!

  27. Name says:

    1st scene: Red Card for both
    2nd scene: Yellow Card Lady in White, Red Card Lady in Red
    3rd scene: Yellow Card Lady in Red
    4th scene: see 3rd scene
    5th scene: Red Card Lady in Red (and Red Card for substitute cheering this erratic behaviour)

    Are there no refs in US College-Football (or as you might say: soccer)

    I was laughing about Joe Simunic receiving three yellow cards in World Championships match against Australia in 2006 but this, hell no, Lady in Red had to be of the field several times. Can’t believe it.

  28. jinxed_07 says:

    @ :18 a great play though, looks a bit tough but she is just getting the ball back.

  29. Ray says:

    I wonder if they were fighting over a boy?

  30. bigdaddywill says:

    Wow, she must really not like mormons!

  31. seimin says:

    argh har har har ha ha har…..teehee.

  32. Raptor007 says:

    Jeeze, ever heard of audio normalization? The volume of the video was extremely low, so I turned my volume up… then the obnoxious “FAIL BLOG DOT ORG” came on and nearly deafened me.

    If I recall correctly, didn’t we win enough votes on some voting page so we’d never have to see that FailBlog splash again?

  33. Aja says:

    A braid of voices called out for punishment.

  34. stix213 says:

    Them red chicks play for keeps

  35. Peg says:

    Wow, talk about anger management issues. I’ll bet her parents are so proud!

  36. ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork says:

    Don’t call a penalty till you see the red of their eyes.

  37. maddie says:

    the ponytail is just brutal. looks like she gave her whiplash!

  38. amanduhxcore says:

    I suppose no one is going to comment on the fact that Elizabeth Lambert is actually a really nice girl?
    Also, I’m surprised no one else on fail blog has mentioned that UNM’s football (american football, not soccer) coach got suspended for punching his assistant coach in the face. We new mexicans just have anger management problems, is all!

  39. ShadowTheSniperZombie C.C.C./Head of the Janitors' Union/Co-owner of ZombieTrollNetwork says:

    There was once an elf who wanted to be a ref while he sat to the left.

  40. homerhomer32 says:

    Anyone else notice that all the video clips are of #15 in red? Seems like there is only one bad seed on the team

    • Ms B ♥ says:

      Homer’s a bit slow today.

    • Aja says:

      # Lady in red
      is dancing with me #

      • Ms B ♥ says:

        Ha ha! In high school I was on the colorguard. (You know, the people with the pretty flags and cool rifles.) We were at a solo/duet competition and a couple did this song for their duet. The girl looked just like our friend, who was a twin. We even had a poem to go with it.
        Lady in red,
        You’re now in blue.
        You look like Jayna,
        But Jen does too!

  41. azzy says:

    UHMMM, YEAH…….WITH ALL OF YOUR RANDOM COMMENTS…..

    ANYWAY, WHO’S THE NUMBER 15?? I WANNA GOOGLE SEARCH HER, SEE IF SHE HAS SOME BIKINI PICS….ETC….

  42. keithooo says:

    yea, thats why its called sportsMANship

  43. Dick says:

    Meow…

  44. tseles says:

    maybe sportwomanship fail :)

  45. She shoots and scoooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeesssss.!!!!!!!!!

  46. sittiin'on_tha_toyletch says:

    myspacebarisbroken…

  47. Demut says:

    Yellow? Are you serious? That’s clearly red.

  48. Kath says:

    Um, if she grows tired of soccer, she should join my rugby team. Seriously.

  49. Patrick S. says:

    I think they should hug it out…and then hug it out some more. And then maybe hug it out and kiss it out……
    whoa.

  50. bobbo says:

    I would be pissed too if I lost twice in the same season to BYU. Suck it UNM.

    • TL10 says:

      It seems to me she hates Mormons like me. BYU is Mormon based. Good call ref. Finally after almost 200 years of being picked on, somebody finally stands up for the little guy! *cheers for ref*

      • Name (required) says:

        Wow, someone has a victim complex. I don’t think she hate mormons. She hates everyone!

        BTW The “Book of Abraham” was found you know?! It turns out it’s a Egyptian funeral manual. Opps.

        LOL

  51. sr says:

    Whoa. I feel sorry for her boyfriend….. Fembot.

  52. KuBi4K says:

    yeah, a female version of Matterazzi

  53. WTF says:

    What a continuing source of inspiration.

  54. sr says:

    I hope she appears as a character in the next Street Fighter game. Her Ultra Move could be breaking enemies necks by swinging them around by their hair.

  55. Wetpixels says:

    For future reference, please post videos with good sound! God that’s annoying.

  56. Pook says:

    I’ve no idea if the team in red officially won or anything, but obviously the team in red won in the eyes of most people by beating up the most Mormons…

    …why the hell to they have kids girls football on the TV???

  57. Bob says:

    Something tells me that she liked it =P

  58. arimareiji says:

    Quintessentially American from start to finish.

    1) In the MSM, they play and replay the hair yank, because it’s visually compelling. And they mostly ignore the much more serious illegal tackle meant to hyperextend and possibly permanently injure the BYU player, because it’s not visually compelling.

    2) Even though the BYU player’s provocations are mild and Lambert is obviously grossly overreacting to them, the MSM news clips cut them out entirely. Good Guys are Good and Bad Guys are Bad, with absolutely no middle ground.

    3) Speaking of gross overreactions… instead of systematically doing something about the low-to-mid level aggression that leads up to this, they’re “making an example” of the one poor schmuck who got caught. And they’ll keep ignoring it until the next time, then make an example out of that one.

    4) If the video had never surfaced, Lambert would have only gotten a slap on the wrist. Her real crime wasn’t trying to badly injure another player. Her real crime was embarrassing the school.

  59. Mary says:

    ROTFL, in America girls play football — and they suck at it. Horribly.

    My condolences.

    • jay says:

      Girlfriend, we all suck at football here. We do other things better. Those things are not better than football, but that’s what we’re good at. Geeezzz.

  60. Jerri Dias says:

    Shouldn’t she be in jail or something?…

  61. Samuel Stout says:

    Hey that’s from Utah, BYU vs. UofU. That girl actually got suspended. You would think that the grid iron holy war only extended into football.
    GO COUGARS!!!

  62. SF Legend says:

    Ref was too busy wanking.

  63. Jimbo T says:

    That was intense, she could have played high school football in most towns. Bet she gets it next game.

  64. Koto says:

    0:06 = epic curb stomped

  65. Chase Archer says:

    I dug around a little because I was curious who that chick was. Apparently she didn’t get away with it and has been banned indefinitely. Sweet. http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=4629837

  66. Steuboy says:

    Oh, poor BYU, did they get beat down like babies? Good for them.

  67. Cypher says:

    My favourite part was at about 0:18 when she falls… then the other player boots the ball at her head on the ground!

  68. Dave Myers says:

    Hmmm, ok watch the video again. 1st time girl elbowed her in the chest and then she elbowed her in the back. I’ll take an elbow to the back anyways. 2nd time girl is grabbing onto her shorts and she reacts to this assault – grabbing ones shorts in such a fast pace game really messes up their balance and can result in injury. 3rd time was almost a clean slide tackle. 4th time clearly a trip outside the box – happens all the time. Shame on the mormon “girls” who antagonized this girl first.

    • tr says:

      What, no comment about the hits to the head?!

    • Gnoop says:

      @Dave

      That was a pretty damned minuscule elbow to the chest vs. the punch to the back. And a full take-down for grabbing shorts a little? Wow. That’s some mighty impressive elastic there because you’re stretching that quite a lot.

      To top it off, the 4th one had her kneeing the girl in the back mid-air and hitting her twice, once with each hand.

      No, this wasn’t a matter of, “the BYU girl had what was coming to her.” There’s a level of retaliation to be had and she went past that and kept on going for quite a while.

      On a plus note, she appears to be suspended indefinitely. Hopefully they won’t bother to lift it.

  69. Chris says:

    Maybe she’s just jealous, because the girls in the white shirts look much more cute and hot :D

  70. Someone says:

    What I want to know is, where are the sound effects???

  71. EODCoug says:

    Look at all the diving.

  72. TheNull says:

    That should have been in mud. anyone else thinks theyre kinda hot?

  73. dustin bess says:

    woot the mormon scum gets owned once again !

  74. Piggy20 says:

    Well thats what you get when you let people with very problematic conception of honor play aggressive full-contact team sport.
    I mean women.

  75. B^2 says:

    I was all like “Wow, foreigners have all the fun…WAITASEC! Is that a Utah banner? This is an INTRAnational game?!”

  76. Jim A. says:

    Man, they can’t get away with that crap in ROLLER DERBY, which is supposed to be a contact sport. I surprised nobody was ejected.

  77. Nacoran says:

    The punch to the back should have gotten her thrown out of the game. The punch to the throat should have been a suspension. Most of the other ones probably should have been penalties, but they were just hard nosed soccer. Except of course yanking the pony tail. That actually, looks like assault to me.

    • jay says:

      And we shuda won Vietnam, and we shudna been mean when whe shouda ben nice. Assault is assault when someone says it is. Like if #7 cried or something.

    • jay says:

      Not trying to be mean to Nacoran, it’s just sort of how life works. I have sucked at football, and been assaulted by jerkwads…it was a lesson in life. Their dads were teaching their sons to play life differently than my dad was teaching me to play mine.

      I think sports are supposed to be lessons in life or something.

  78. nostromo says:

    If even the officials dont know the rules of a game its sad to then try to hold a match….travesty of football.

  79. val says:

    lol the ponytail yank was actually really funny :)

  80. lol says:

    Miss Lambert is a indeed a crazy b**ch, I’d be scared to stand next to her.

  81. Im Always Right says:

    I Think Her Girlfriend Left Her For A Guy…

  82. FailBlog says:

    This is why girls shouldn’t rule the world.

  83. Juniper Jupiter says:

    She did it because she knew she was gonna be on tv…which would lead to youtube hits…which would hopefully lead to REALITY TELEVISION!!!!

    That’s…just a theory….

  84. Noobatron6000 says:

    Am I the only one who got a General Hospital ad as the audio on this clip?

  85. Montana says:

    Elizabeth Lambert is a junior at the University of New Mexico, and plays for their soccer team the Lobos originally from California (too bad for California). So, this loser knows they are going in to a game that they will most likely lose and since they do not have the talent to score they resort to this kind of play, it has very minor thought to it than let’s say passisng the ball through your opponents defense and scoring a goal.

    The other issue is the where were the referees, were they all older white men with their tongues out, enamored and unable to call the game objectively (this game had so many penalties that did not get called), I mean what are they getting paid to do. Who has paid these guys off? Do we have to change the game where only women referees can call women games. After watching the video someone was paid off, that is my conclusion.

    And Lizzy, watch you back and please stay out of soccer (you real should be banned, the game does not need people like you in it), so many will be gunning for you now. Who knows maybe you were just drumming up business for your “Occupational Therapy practice”, yah good luck with that, I doubt your bed side manner is any different from your sportsmanship.

  86. Freud says:

    I actually see this as a

    Bitch WIN

  87. Kai says:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/Vilified-New-Mexico-soccer-player-breaks-her-sil?urn=top,203447 Her “apology”, of which I think is even more fail than her actions on the field.

  88. Bill says:

    I bet she has anger problems.

    Source: My PhD in psychology.

  89. Tristo says:

    Dam shes smoking… Makes womens soccer watchable…

  90. Ames says:

    She takes her football so seriously!

  91. fish says:

    Having been a soccer ref, this is an epic fail on the part of the guys reffereeing the match. I hope the University, after seeing the various clips booted her a$$ not only off the team, but the campus as well.

  92. dragyngirl says:

    Look at 0:20…the guy in the background (the second guy on the left-hand side) is clapping…

    Wow they’re mean! XD

  93. LordKalvin says:

    Sexiest video of the week.

  94. Phil says:

    They should permanently ban her from playing any sport. She’s stupid.

  95. Katie says:

    .. I’m kind of on “Lambert’s” side. The first girl elbowed, the second held on to her shorts and the rest just got in the way.
    I’ve played soccer before, it is Not a game for wusses. While I don’t condone her actions, it takes me back to the days when stupid bitches would elbow and hold (because we were better) and all I wanted to do was lay them flat.
    It’s nice to see that.
    and p.s. I’m Sure this is not All that happened in the game. There’s usually a lot of sh*t talking that leads up to this point (that refs never seem to hear,) and I’m sure those weren’t the only elbows this girl and her team mates took.
    not condoning, just saying.

  96. Jake says:

    I just like that the coaches let her get involved in this many scuffles, nevermind the refs. If they were actually responsible, like the coaches suspending her now, they would’ve taken her out right away after the first or second infraction. But, deep down inside everyone knows this is badass. There are so many cheap shots in soccer and fake falls, it’s sort of gratifying for someone to “woman” up and beat some ass. Obviously, it’s not the way the sport was meant to be played, but it wasn’t supposed to be prissy or rank with coaxed fouls by elbows to the chest or kicks the the shin away from officials, etc, etc, etc… I like how the BYU chicks don’t get it either. “Look at the score board!” I seriously doubt it was about winning at that point. Stop being prissy and play the game, and if you try to get hard with some chicks from New Mexico: see what happens.

  97. Alexius08 says:

    This is much worse than Zidane’s headbutting on Materazzi.

  98. Howdy Diidy says:

    She looks like my math teacher, eh? But this woman taller, eh?

  99. lobo says:

    I condone this … lol being a soccer player myself i know how these can get and these cougars were being major c**ts. The news doesn’t show that of course. lucky that’s all they got. it is ridiculous that UNM expelled her anyways. im a student that goes to UNM and this girl doesn’t make me feel shame for going there. what makes me mad is the school actions of her expulsion. They keep a football coach that doesn’t win them any games then gets mad and punches out his assistant but a girl lets her emotions get the best of her in a game and they expel her.

    • Jes says:

      She wasn’t expelled from school. She was suspended indefinitely fr soccer at school. Bit of a difference there.
      As for what went down…. don’t throw punches you can’t back up against a Burqueno. It never ends well.

  100. Mickey Blue Eyes says:

    If this had been a “man’s sport”, e.g., football or basketball or even baseball, even, they would have been penalized for personal fouls. Yanking on a ponytail to cause a neck injury is no different than a facemask violation in football. But because they’re *girls* we’re not supposed to be “mean” to them and call foul and kick them out of the game.

    The refs need to be suspended. The players kicked out of the game and suspended. The coaches need to be fined.

    Coach Urban Meyer was fined $30K for *implying* that the refs are blind. These soccer coaches, if they are teaching and tolerating their players unsportsmanlike behavior need to be fined 10x as much, to get their attention.

  101. bobbintb says:

    she must really hate byu.

  102. Mike says:

    I’m sad to hear she was removed from the team; if there was more of this going on, I’d actually start watching soccer.

  103. Cody says:

    dumb! They make her look like a biz natch! BUT they didnt show why they did to her! Find that video and you will see that the deserve it!!

  104. Sht says:

    It’s a sticky situation for the players of the other team….My inital reaction would be to remove my cleet and stab her in the throat….But then I risk losing my scholarship and pro playing potential….

    I bet this bitch likes it rough and dirty…..I’d pee in her butt

  105. Inqui says:

    “Woman gets mad when she realises 10 other people stole her outfit”

  106. CHT says:

    what sportsman?! they’re women!

  107. WhiteWolf100 says:

    Thats either sportsmanship at its worst, or a catfight at its finest.

  108. hello says:

    This girl clearly needs psychological assistance.

  109. 1234 says:

    i guess that’s why they call it sportsMANship

  110. ari_star says:

    the dumb byu bitch deserved it

  111. bridge troll says:

    I used to ref soccer and I would have red carded her about 4 times!

  112. maxx says:

    It is the same girl too right?
    Nr 15?

  113. DarkChronicler says:

    sadly, this is pretty typical of UofU. And its fans, for that matter.

  114. LordKalvin says:

    Is that University of Houston????

  115. Ryan says:

    YA GO LOBOS LOL

  116. Mitur Binesderti says:

    Typical christians.

  117. Clayton says:

    This makes me proud to be a lobo.

  118. Faceless Jeff says:

    Captain Kirk we have a problem. The Redshirt Union is PISSED

  119. MicNaeg says:

    My friend is #7 and I only find out about this because of FailBlog. Friendship fail.

  120. LOLage says:

    WOW those are some realy mean GUYS XD BRUATALATY + FATALATY = SHEMALE FOOTBALL

  121. thomas says:

    what a bitch!

  122. vinnie says:

    Hey refs, let’s see some red cards! Does someone need to be medevac’d out before you call the fouls?


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