Comments on: Turn your head and say “ho, ho, ho”.

By: caboose

caboose — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:59:29 +0000

whats the different’s between tiger woods and santa?
santa stopped after 3 ho’s

By: Jade

Jade — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:19:13 +0000

HAHAHAHA I saw this one too at Big Lots. hahaha

By: justeen

justeen — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:34:06 +0000

SOATSE!

By: staring at screen

staring at screen — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:31:21 +0000

oh god, you’re right XD

By: salemthegoddess

salemthegoddess — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:30:58 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW2MwE8UFU0

By: little_star

little_star — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:40:57 +0000

this is so a win! I bought one of these for my dad last year for Christmas. It was a super hit! Too funny!!!!

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:01:52 +0000

Why would a snowman be that close to the fire in the first place?

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:07:29 +0000

Don’t be absurd. He is just measuring to make sure he gets the right sized potato.

By: staring at screen

staring at screen — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:05:24 +0000

what really disturbs me is that frosty looks like he’s ready to catch something….

By: Chaz

Chaz — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:19:53 +0000

and that’s why we put an Angel on top of the Christmas Tree…..

By: Parma

Parma — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:08:41 +0000

I LOVE Big Lots!! I just wanted to tell you that. Oh and I saw this at the one in Pleasanton, CA. It was hilarious. No I didn’t buy it.

By: d4m4s74

d4m4s74 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:51:17 +0000

nope, my first idea too

By: Alby

Alby — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:37:17 +0000

Doesn’t this make Santa the ho?

By: Mary L

Mary L — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:34:39 +0000

By: KoMoDo

KoMoDo — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:29:40 +0000

I work at a Big Lots, and a lot of people are buying this thing. I’ve been letting the customers know that last years entry was far worse, which was a dog that peed on said snowman while a yellow LED went off on his side, much more classy this year with the dutch oven from Santa. Can’t wait to show this to my co-workers!

By: UnhappyVegemite

UnhappyVegemite — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:35:02 +0000

I think the weasel popped a colonel’s cherry

By: DeepInTheHeartofTX

DeepInTheHeartofTX — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:20:40 +0000

A good natural remedy is a crushed garlic clove. Fierce heat followed by soothing warmth.
Also, witch hazel.

By: Hates Photoshop

Hates Photoshop — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:11:07 +0000

*Frosty is feeding the gerbil OR
*Who knew Santa was the catcher… We all thought he was the Pitcher OR
*You wanna what what in the butt butt…. OR
*Man those fajitas are biting me back..watch out Frosty this is going to be a blue flamer OR
*Hot Chocolate?, Frosty

By: free virtual worlds

free virtual worlds — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:55:00 +0000

snowman wont have much of a face left tis season

By: Hates Photoshop

Hates Photoshop — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:46:36 +0000

That’s what I thought

By: PTL

PTL — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:58:16 +0000

Santse.CX D:

By: LuvBJones

LuvBJones — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:40:59 +0000

Because if Santa does let it rip, the resulting fireball will melt Frosty’s face off.

By: skillionaire

skillionaire — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:57:54 +0000

The true story is, while Santa is busy bringing home the joy and cheer, Mrs. Clause messed around with the “Bumble” and brought home genital warts. Now, as a great friend of santa, Frosty helps to sooth the burning with his icy cold relief.

By: 12wqz

12wqz — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:55:57 +0000

Wahl, this gives an entirely new dimension to the term “Christmas Creep,” now doesn’t it? :laugh:

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:48:39 +0000

Ever had a stick-job?

By: WhiteWolf100

WhiteWolf100 — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:30:05 +0000

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good fail.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:30:03 +0000

You are so lucky you didn’t say Japan. BFF would be all over you!

By: ts6788

ts6788 — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:27:55 +0000

Made in China

By: Nancy

Nancy — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:14:54 +0000

way funny.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:27:29 +0000

If scab wasn’t such a nasty sounding word, I would call them scabs but there was no picket line. The only picketing going on was I heard AE saying something about not being able to picket it at work and now he can’t breathe very well.

By: Black Garnets, the fanged werebunny, developer of amusement park for short people.

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:01:22 +0000

*pokes head in…runs to next meeting*

By: tbholliday

tbholliday — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:52:57 +0000

They should totally put this in front of a proctology practice. Or maybe just in the lobby.

By: jinxed_07

jinxed_07 — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:40:26 +0000

I think the snowman found a way to get back on the “good” list

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:40:30 +0000

It wisn’t mi!

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:32:09 +0000

Some quayle, too, apparently.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:30:19 +0000

Frosty had better get a face shield before the process proceeds!

By: Franco

Franco — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:15:37 +0000

Is it that an Xmas or a Santa Fail? Hard to define…

By: Davee

Davee — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:15:21 +0000

He want to test if the carrot fits perfectly.

By: K

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:09:51 +0000

LMFAO…..wow

By: zooomz♀

zooomz♀ — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:06:25 +0000

(g)reeses

By: kafleen

kafleen — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:05:51 +0000

Butt he always gets his point across!

By: zooomz♀

zooomz♀ — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:05:36 +0000

*Grabs bullhorn*
*Yells* “BBB snuck out of naughty corner—na na na na naaaaa na”

By: Marius

Marius — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:04:49 +0000

Dan? Is that you?

By: A Life Less Luminous

A Life Less Luminous — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:04:27 +0000

Although I doubt that you’re thinking “outdoors, very quickly and often”, which would seem to be likely for rabbits.

By: Marius

Marius — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:03:35 +0000

What’s this? I’ve been snicker-snacked?

By: Nacoran

Nacoran — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:02:12 +0000

So is this a bigger fail because Santa is about to let it rip in Frosty’s face or because Frosty is warming himself by a fire.

By: zooomz♀

zooomz♀ — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:01:48 +0000

Hey Frosties, get a room

:blush:

By: Marius

Marius — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:00:48 +0000

*Snickers*
Squeeze!

By: zooomz♀

zooomz♀ — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:00:24 +0000

FB Rule #3 SAFETY

By: Marius

Marius — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:59:05 +0000

Hey Frosty, put a lid on it.