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Hey FAILers! Here’s a bonus Tuesday FAIL for you all. For those of you who didn’t see the Larry King interview of Carrie Prejean last week, enjoy the epic fail. For those who are already in the know, you can relive the drama.
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First post… I hope this fail is all failish enough.
You’re being inappropriate.
That was different.
*headdesk*
Thank God you weren’t a firster.
God IS a fister!
Aaaand you’ve just insulted several trillion Christians all over the world. Congrats.
I’m guessing that was his goal.
I’m thinking more than just Christians would be offended by a comment about God. Unless they have a sense of humour..
You mean several quintillion, idiot.
*kicks Mr’s can*
Tap, tap, tap, I see a troll in the second thread.
youŕe being inappropriate.
No, I meant several billion, nincompoop. The official statistic is 2.1 billion Christians worldwide, twit.
please tell me thats not true. please tell me it s not that many.
But do they practice what they preach? Not so many of them do.
Here’s a handy piechart showing the proportion of Christians to other religions. Clickie.
Thank you; that’s one of the most interesting links-to-follow I’ve seen in a while.
The problem with the “2.1 billion” figure is that it’s simply not true *most* of those would be people that when asked what religion they are say Christian in spite of the fact they can’t remember when they last went to church or did anything even vaguely religious….Christians because there parents told them they were.
That’s true of a lot of religions, so I find no fault in the stats for that.
For the record, I’m a very devout atheist: not only do I studiously avoid church every Sunday, I also don’t go to synagogues on Saturday, and I’ve never even stepped foot in a mosque, Shinto temple, or Scientology center.
(OK, confession time: I have been to several LDS centers while doing family tree research.)
Sounds like Nebton is an athiest because Nebton is trying to get away from the “norm”. Athiests usually choose to be that way because of their own feelings or beliefs, not because they are weak enough to be bullied into athiesm. Man-Up Nebbie!
I think your just lazy. Atheists are just too lazy and uninvolved with anything in life to care. They call it depression. Good luck in the afterlife with that philosophy.
Actually, Dan and Chaz, I’m an atheist because I studied rigorously the faith I was brought up in (Christianity). I read the entire Bible, including many passages that weren’t read to me in Church or Sunday School. (Try John 5:1-4, for example. That one made me LOL.) I thought for myself and came to the conclusion that a personal God just doesn’t make sense, and an impersonal God or gods isn’t very parsimonious. (I’m also a scientist.)
Additionally, Dan, you fail because where I live being an atheist really isn’t that unusual, but it does take strength to tell your parents that you don’t believe what they brought you up to believe. Chaz, you fail because you’re relying on lazy and unfounded stereotypes to prejudge someone you know nothing about.
Trouble is, there are 2.1 billion rationales for deciding who does or doesn’t belong to XYZ religion, as they make note of at the site.
Remember the sign-carrying virgin and how many people he wanted to exclude? Or for another easy example, Jack Chick would say there are only nine Christians in the world – Him, his wife, and the seven people who can read his tracts without laughing.
They had to pick one, so they went with “people who call themselves XYZ religion.” If they’d tried to sort through all the arguments for who thinks who is what, they wouldn’t have been able to finish within their lifetimes.
Possibly if a true estimate were made of the morality and religions of the world, we should find that the far greater part of mankind received even those opinions and ceremonies they would die for, rather from the fashions of their countries and the constant practice of those about them than from any conviction of their reasons.
~John Locke
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
~Aristotle
Do not say, the people must be educated, when, after all, you only mean amused, refreshed, soothed, put into good spirits and good humor, or kept fro vicious excesses.
~The Idea of a University
My mother keeps trying to put us down as catholic in the census. Screw that, I wanna be Jedi!
Check out the stats. Looks like that makes you one of the many thousand. “Jedi was assigned its own code in the United Kingdom for census processing, the number 896″ – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon
Of course if you sliced that section up into all the different sects within Christianity that think they’re the people really doing what Christ wanted then it’d just be a lot of little slivers.
wth is a clickie
Jews are 2/10 of 1% of all religions worldwide? Damn man, I thought it was a LOT more than that. ‘Course, I live in South Florida…
Well I could be like a Muslim and follow what I preach by killing anyone that refuses to convert to my religion or I can be a Christian and in my personal life not give a damn about how you live your life just as long as you leave me the hell alone.
lulz.
If the whole message you wrote is sarcasm, its quite funny, if not then, again, lulz.
Muslims dont preach killing other people, crazy muslims just believe in Jihad and such.
as for christians, they’ve been killing people for not converting since way back when. They’ve stopped recently but hey, they still did it.
And as for not caring how people live their lives… lulz.
Please. That is an ignorant rant. I for one do not give a damn how you life your life and want you to leave me the hell alone and I am NOT Christian. As far as killing anyone that refuses anything I want them to do, not just converting, I cannot talk about that until the trial is over. They could use my words against me and I am using an insanity plea.
Why is killing a Christian or Muslim thing? It’s a Human thing.
Congratulations Vic you are incredibly stupid and ignorant. Islam is one of the three majors religions in the world. Think about all the muslims that are on this Earth. Think about how many muslims you have met throughout your life. Many I’m sure you had no clue were even muslim as we all don’t wear tradition Islamic clothing and we’re aren’t all brown. Have you been personally threatened by one? I’m assuming you are still alive which means your little rant about how muslims main agenda is killing non-believers is totally false. Yes there are extremists that want to kill “non-believers” out there, but those so-called “musilms” are delusional and crazy.
If you want to go on believing that true muslims believe in killing “non-believers” that you are sorely mistaken sweetheart. I honestly feel really sorry for you.
Yeah, his comment was just full of fail. Let me count the fail:
1) Trillion.
2) Only Christians? No one else believes in someone they call God?
3) The implicit assumption that most Christians would be insulted by that is probably insulting to most Christians.
why has this topic suddenly turned into religious issues.
Because it could.
good grief…..
my sentiments exactly….
This also. Jews, Muslims and Christians all worship the same Dude. And Hindus have countless gods.
Really, as a Christian, I can say this doesn’t bother me. When I’m insulted, I just consider the source.
*puzzles*
I coulda sworn your post wasn’t there when I posted, but it’s an earlier time…
*tiny brain implodes*
**woozles away woozley**
Oh no…are you guys messing with the space-time continuum again???
*heads for the toolbox*
Awwww…you’re so thotty, blaming the s-t-c !
*beams gratefully at Dragonwriter*
It’s okay, but I appreciate the thought. As a Christian, I only see the insult it perpetuated upon itself.
and you just insulted several demographers around the world
PLEASE tell me that was a typo
You are a disgrace to the letter!
*Takes “Q” rights from q*
shes a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs
Yes, because God is everywhere. Even in your ass.
God can’t be a fister because he doesn’t exist….
Sorry wrong board.
Ok….for the entire lot of you:
1-WHY are we arguing about religion?
2-Who started this whole battle between people and their beliefs?
3-what the heck was this interview about…..I don’t remember seeing it, and I wanna know the context of their quotes/conversation
4-enough with the bashing.
5-I do have a sense of humor, and I put this because I know someone will think I don’t. If I had no sense of humor I wouldn’t be a fan of this site now would I?
Wow, I really hate this bimbo.
yeah me too, too bad he’s still allowed on tv.
Wait, never mind. I forgot that sarcasm doesn’t show up on the internet.
It shows up, you are just not good at it. Hang around here a while, you will see plenty of examples on doing it right.
Did you know there is a sarcasm mark that you can add to the end of a sentence? For instance:
This girl is really smart؟
It’s called an interrobang.
I always thought the ~would be good.
umm no it’s an irony mark… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony_mark
interrobang is a question mark and exclamation point combined… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
That was inappropriate.
And if you read enough of my posts, you’ll see sarcasm go off the deep end… and usually not in a good way.
Make sure you wear you floaty things
NOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS
Noose? C’mon, it wasn’t THAT bad.
Hang around – it’s bound to get worse.
Lol… I get it. “Nose”,”Hang around”.
Lol I was only first post because I was lucky when I went on. And seriously, that was my first ever failblog post aswell!
I would play the lotto next, this is your lucky day.
and share it with all of us.
Lovely new avatar Eagles!!
Meegwetch triple B your little thumb fairy
who is soft but not hairy. LOL
Fly I say to the world is not scary
your wings with light through so airy.
I thought that is what you meant
*sings welcome song*
I went on just a bit earlier but instead of immediately posting I went to watch the Unsportsmanlike vid. NOOOOOSSSSS
She is the hawtness! I would watch her mumble nonsense all day!
I would like to take a stand and demand that all the comments on this fail be about the fail. I am sick and tired of reading nonsensical attempts at humor that have nothing to do with the wow I can’t even keep a straight face while typing this. I fail.
And don’t forget that puns are the lowest form of word…wow you’re right. Can’t do it with a straight face.
The lowest form of bread is the bun.
Umm Pssst Cloral I think its the crust.
Eagles!! Clean out the rust!
Clickie.
ah no Cloral…the lowest form of humor??
:frown:
Sorry I won’t touch your Bun.
Mmm Kings Hawaiian Rolls. That takes bread to the next level with panache.
Its pancake not panache.LOL
Ry, you’re being inappropriate. I’m not allowed to discuss the terms of the fail.
I love you guys!
*off-topic sirens start blaring on the thread*
RY!! This is your SECOND WARNING!!! :p
*goes to the failcorner with scared feelings*
(Should I have mentioned that I couldn’t type that with a straight face, too? I thought that one was a no-brainer…!)
*squeeze*
*warms up the smut bus again*
*hops aboard*
*soothes Ry’s scared feelings*
*pours cabo shot(s)*
Here Ry, Here DW, Here Zooomz
hiccup
I just want you to know, I absolutely love that phrase and will use it quite often. My son was about 4 and we were in Key West and there was a guy in VERY short jean shorts, work boots and topless and both nipples were pierced. After the guy said something and kissed the man next to him, my son says “I think he caught the gay” and for the longest time, my friends used that phrase. It rears an ugly head every now and then still.
thanks Ry, I’m glad someone else is getting some mileage out of it. Just be careful cuz you might catch the gay… ha ha ha that’s too four year old for ya. No offense anyone please. If you get offended you might catch the straight
OT: Is it me or does Larry seem a bit grumpier in this clip?
Attempting to carry on a conversation with that witless wonder could make anyone grumpy!
I would be most happy to direct my comments to the fail. Unfortunately, I am video impaired and have no idea what happened in the fail. *sigh* Again. *sigh*
The woman I’ve heard referred to as “Princess Jesus Boobies” makes a stink of Larry Kings show.
ON his show, not of it.
Where is that bukkit?
*plugs nose*
*pushes bukkit toward Avis*
*KERPLORTCH*
ick.
*Offers clean, hot, wet shamwow*
You know Larry King knew Jesus.
Let me recap for you.
1. Miss California gets on her high horse about the fact she doesnt believe in gay marriage.
2. Miss California is eventually relieved of her crown and she sued the pageant and they countersued.
3. Miss California took her mother to negotiation meetings at which time they showed her a video that she had made of herself double clicking her mouse as well as nude photos. Apparently mom did not know Miss California was such a free spirit.
4. Miss California wrote a book about nonsense including Sarah Palin being her hero and went on Larry King to promote it and was going to “speak out” about being Palinized (her word I guess) and how the Republican women are treated way worse than the FemDems.
5. Larry pressed her on why she “settled” trying to get her to admit she got caught diddling the old fiddle on camera and she stormed off.
I should work for Cliff Notes.
Mmmmmmm no Ryannon. LOL You missed the entire truth.
Ryannon never misses. And that’s the entire truth.
Ryannon “s arrow hit the black rim on my avatar.
The entire story can be found on the internet so I am not sure what your deal is but whatever.
Thank you for telling the rest of the story, even though it took me a bit to get the double-clicking euphemism. I avoid pop culture like the plague, so I was befuddled why she was claiming that she was forbidden to talk about why she accepted the settlement.
And I less than three you for trying to remind everyone that this is FAILblog, not failCHAT. Not that it’ll help, as this post itself goes to show.
Oh ok I thought you where making fun of her and her story ..sorry.
I’m hurt. I would never make fun of anything or anyone in my entire life.
Really???? I believe you.
Hey Five Eagles, want to buy the Brooklyn bridge. I sell it to ya cheap.
The Brooklyn has been sold I know the guy who owns it, showed the the deed, tried to sell it to me but I didn’t have enough money.
*SNORK!*
You know . . . out of state bank.
Thank you! I totally did not get this.
Recap fail from the jump…
Miss California did not get on her high horse. She was asked her opinion on homosexual marriage by a bitter little freak, and really had no option other than to answer. Then she (the nerve of her!) answered honestly.
But, after the pageant was over, she got on her high horse and claimed (multiple times) that the only reason she lost the crown was because of her answer/opinion. she wasn’t leading in points coming into the on stage question, so unless miss NC had totally bombed her question, and Miss CA had an amazing answer, she would have ended up 1st RU- right where she ended up anyway.
sorry, but she has had multiple other interviews that I think make pageant girls, christians, and women in general look bad, and I happen to fall into all 3 of those categories…so she’s not my favorite person
thanks, before your explanation i had no idea what the hell was going on here.
Are you kidding? She didn’t fail, HE did. He kept on trying to get details of settlement.
No, he was asking her why she settled. And then she tried to say that it was part of the settlement. And he was having nothing of it.
I wish that sort of thing would happen more often on talk shows. Then I might actually watch them.
I’m not really sure why she went on Larry King. Obviously, the details of the settlement, including why she settled are confidential. It seems like she made it clear to him that she wasn’t answering those questions but he persisted in asking anyway. I’d have to do some fact checking, but I think she made pre-arrangements about what she would and would not do and say beforehand, including not taking calls. When he continued to push the boundaries, she simply took her mic off and left.
She did not leave.
She sat there talking to someone off-camera. And then she put her mike back on. In short, she had a hissy.
thanks for the correction. i didn’t do any fact checking like i usually do.
*squeezies*
But they had already cut her mike so that it didn’t go FWOOMP FWOOMP FWOOMP in people’s television speakers while she was diddling it.
As if Larry “Divorce Boy” King doesn’t know about terms of settlements. PLEASE.
your comment was win
Wow, whatever happened to talldude?
Turned out he was a short timer.
you are being innapropriated
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ok… enough
Hey sittin’on_the_toyland you are being innapropriated
you are being innapropriated
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you are being innapropriated………………..LOL.
This is a clear case of misappropriation of fail.
Ooh, sounds nasty! Is it contagious?
Yep, sittiin’on_tha_toyletch caught the fail and needs to be quarantined.
*Puts sittiin’on_tha_toyletch in a giant plastic bubble*
*Pokes bubble and sticks a dollar in*
Worth it.
I’m so confused what the hell was happening there?
They were only reading the teleprompter. I think the intern had a lot of fun.
Good lord, the vicar’s pleasure speaks!
Did I just hear a choir?
what the … do i have to change my nick? explain, foul creature of the devil! :O
PS: sounds like you are being inappropriate
Actually, she was unbelievably cruel to the intern.
I hope things went well yesterday Avis?
Yup. There is a full report at my site.
*5 eags gags at the detail on line 4 to 5?* I am glad.
Actually I think the teleprompter got blown over by the wind.
I will answer no questions!
Oh, how big are my boobs? Well that I can answer!
They had this on Howard Stern and it was hilarious. She took off her mic and walked away. They cut to commercial and when she came back, he was all apologetic and then was like “so what’s next?” He was trying to be hardhitting and make her admit she had to settle because she made a video of her tickling her hoohah with a toy she got from a claw machine and she wouldn’t admit it. She went into negotiations at the office and made the mistake of taking her mom. That’s when they showed her the video and she settled. bwahahaha
She’s a self-righteous twit, and not a very nice one. I’m ready for the media to stop covering her.
*hands the media six feet of concrete*
That’s a good start.
Well, she apparently has a history of not being covered, so the media would just be doing what she’s been doing.
Kinda. Sorta.
Apparently she was monstrously mean to the studio staff members.
Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Hannity…. Gimme a few minutes, I can add to the list some more!
Bill O’Reilly, Lou Dobbs, Nick Griffin (leader of the BNP), there’s a few more for the car.
Ann Coulter. Geraldo Rivera.
Not Ann, what would republicans use for a fridge?
*snerk*
Need an open box of baking soda for that one.
*snort*
umm how about Karl Rove?
We’re gonna need a bigger car!
Can we put a highly polluted lake at the bottom of that rock gorge?
Yes – as long as there are some extremely pointy rocks within a few inches of the surface.
I’m nothing if not reasonable.
*warms up the smut bus*
Ooh, no. That bus is MUCH too fun to run off a cliff. Use a couple of BFF’s Jeeps.
Hey! My jeeps are for my body doubles to plunge to their deaths only! I don’t want Rush or Ann in them! You can have the ones that are factory rejects. They explode much more on impact, and hurtle at a greater speed. Enjoy.
OooOOOOOoooo! That does sound like fun!
*runs to pop some popcorn*
but do clones come back?
Would that be making an obscene clone fall?
Car? We’re going to need a few commercial busses.
They had an old charter bus for sale up by where I used to work… we may have to push it off the cliff rather than have somebody drive it, though… not sure it still has an engine.
And waste a perfectly good broken down bus!?
…Can’t we just use a big slingshot?
Hmmm. Maybe we could use them for skeet shooting practice.
I might have to remove Sarah Palin from the car/bus. I just remembered that poetic justice would require her to be eaten by wolves.
Anne Coulter!!
…Is Funny!!
you are being innapropriated telling us how big your breast are Ms B…………LMAO.
She said how big her girls are??? Man… I gotta scroll back up.
Ha ha! The headline! Carrie Pre Jean speaks out! Riiiiiggghhhht!
So I work from home and turn the tv on for the noise. I just heard a commercial about teeth and the last thing they say is “for teeth, gums, cheeks and tongue”. All I could think of was frosty and santa.
Somebody is fixating. . . Leave Santa alone, it’s going to be a hard winter and he needs a snow blower.
Larry King fail? Hot dumb blonde chick fail? or English language fail?
It’s really embarrassing to think she’s from the same state as me.
*shudders*
No! Bad failblog! I posted this at the bottom, not up here!
You are from the state of mindless wandering?
I would consider an altered state.
Cloral-that keeps happening to me today!
Bad Failblog
oh, perhaps a different tactic?
Nice Failblog, here snore kitty kitty kitty…..
Well what happened was I was going to reply to skillionaire, but then didn’t. But when I later clicked at the bottom of the page to reply, failblog still thought I wanted to reply to skillionaire. It’s a bug I’ve run into before.
You talkin’ to me?
Sorry, can’t hear ya.
I don’t get who’s the one failing here (because I don’t know what they were talking about). Is it Larry King for trying to get confidential information, or Carrie Prejean for refusing to answer him? Honestly I’m confused.
From what I understand (not from the video since I can’t see it at work), part of the agreement she signed when planning to go on Larry’s show was that there would be no questions from callers. Larry went to questions from callers & Carrie walked out (temporarily).
Larry asks, why did you decide to settle.
Carrie answers, Larry that is confidential.
Larry, you’re being inappropriate.
Larry, you know I can’t talk about the settlement, it’s confidential.
Then she walks out.
He wasn’t so much trying to get that confidential info, he was looking for a yes or no answer. One that wouldn’t have violated the terms of her agreement.
Nondisclosure says you can’t talk about anything within the settlement; Larry didn’t want to know about the settlement, just why vacuum-brain here settled. Legally she was quite able to answer that but of course she’s not going to say “well Larry, they proved they had a movie of me diddling my cooch” so she got even stupider instead.
Me too.
Obviously, why someone decides to go to court isn’t confidential, and isn’t related to the court case, so her saying he was trying to get her to talk about confidential court proceedings was bullshit. She also took off her microphone, still smiling, and sat around looking stoned with the mike off, like she didn’t know where she was.
On the other hand, Ryannon in this comment section said “He was trying to be hardhitting and make her admit she had to settle because she made a video of her tickling her hoohah with a toy she got from a claw machine and she wouldn’t admit it.” If that’s true, though her reason for not speaking was true, she was right in not speaking.
Eh, I’ll side with Larry on this one. She fails for giving bullshit reasons why she couldn’t talk rather than just saying “no comment”, throwing a hissy fit after he moved on (this video is incomplete, and cuts out the part where she takes off her microphone in the middle of a telephone question and then sits around like a retard with her goofy smile still plastered on her), and disrupting the show for her vanity.
Everyone, including Larry, knows why she decided to settle and she has it in her book. She didn’t to admit it. But she went on The View and admitted it. But it is odd that after being on her Right Wing Christian high horse about gay marriage, she blames her indiscretion as something she did when she was 17. That becomes an issue of distributing child pr0n
Seems those Catholic girls don’t really start too late.
I was a Catholic school girl. I wasn’t Catholic but it was the best school in the area
Sooner or later it comes down to fate.
*Catholic school grad*
And I have the scares to prove it.
Oo, you have scares? Well, nuns CAN be awfully scary… :p
Sister, you don’t know the half of it.
It’s a failblog habit Dragon.
*Flies*
“Everyone, including Larry, knows why she decided to settle and she has it in her book.”
I didn’t know.
The only reason a settlement is confidential is because one of the parties wanted the details to remain sealed by agreement. In this case, it was the prejeaning Carrie who did not want the details released. Larry kept asking and she had a hissy.
I’m confused. Which one is Larry King?
The confused one.
Then the Aja is really Larry King? (being funny not dumb)
Works for me!
All tune in for Aja King.
well look whos being a b itch
Yes, she has an itch. And she’s apparently been scratching that itch for a few years while the video recorder is running.
# Carrie get out your cane
and I’ll put on some silver
Ooh you’re a mean old daddy
but I like you #
^ Cane en-Abled.
She’d have been done for if it had been Britain’s Jeremy Paxman interviewing her.
*snork*
Paxo would have probably snapped, and bellowed at her to answer the damn question! Dear god, does this woman have a one-track mind?
A one-track mind? Doesn’t that imply that she has a mind to begin with?
I do beg your pardon.
One-track
mindpractically dead trillionth of a brain cell.Better?
Much!
*squeeze*
Hmmm… I still think I’m being way too generous. Ah, well.
*squeezebacK*
And how has your Monday been so far, Avis?
Oh, yesterday was fine, why do you ask?
Nerve wracking but fine. I felt I should clarify that.
I hope all went well, but I meant to say “Tuesday”, not Monday. I must be going bonkers. How has your tuesday been so far?
My Tuesday has gone fine. I helped Rooster secure the box set edition of the new Star Trek movie today. That is all I’ve done today. I’m taking it relatively easy.
Good to hear things went as well as they could Avis.
*Gentle squeeze*
*squeezeback*
Avis has a squeezebox, Marius never sleeps at night.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad you’re doing okay, sweets, and that your “breakup” with “Nick” went so well.
Hee! Thanks!!
I have gone to get new Star Trek movie be right back ok
hahahahahahahahahahaha
my replys are all out of whack today…
*goes to the store withaquicknesslimping to buy more whack*
And Carrie just plain likes to wack… while the camera is running.
Excellent FAIL in the video:
Larry King: Can you hear me?
Carrie Prejean: No, I can’t hear you.
Person A:Can you see me?
Person B: No I can’t see you and that shirt that says “Read me”?
Oh, I almost forgot…
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*blows whistle*
OFF TOPIC!
Nooooo! The “Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!” is for the extra fail today!!!
…Which is sorta on topic. Sorta.
*does cartwheels and somersaults*
Fine, I will let the smut bus stop at her house.
Thank you Powers That Be!!
In celebration of the extra fail, here is a recipe for you Avis that is MUCH better than it sounds.
1 12 oz bag each of milk and dark chocolate bits.
1 bag of almond slivers – or any other nut.
1 tub of string potato chips ( by the onion rings )
1 small bag of craisins
Microwave the chocolate till soft.
chop potatoes and nuts – mix with chocolate
Add in craisins
Spoon onto wax paper – or similar – refrigerate
Sit in front of TV
Clean bowl and spoon
Reflect on “one moment on your lips – lifetime on our hips”
What the hell…the ones in the refrigerator should be ready soon.
I can use the stove, right? I don’t have a microwave. But it sounds like a lovely mixture of salty and sweet and maybe even tart! I will have to try these too! Maybe over Christmas this time!
*drools*
Keep this recipe on here I will get my woman to make it for me.
“get my woman to make it for me”
That’s what caught your eye? How would you go about removing the recipe, should you want to?
Oh I ignore the stupid stuff, it’s the ignorant stuff that catches my eye. I am sure he didn’t (or I hope he didn’t ) mean it the way it came off but yeah, I wonder if he is from these parts in which I am currently residing. Sounds like something I would hear on any given day.
He’s (according to himself) from somewhere north of Michigan. And Native American. His grasp of the english language is spotty at best. That might be why he told us (some time ago) that he didn’t learn to talk ’til he was eight years old. Some of what he says doesn’t jive with what I know of Native American culture, but then, what I know isn’t necessarily gospel truth, or even true for his group. I know about southwestern tribes mainly.
I only lurk but do so fairly regularly, and I have to say I think he is full of (sh)it. Unless you are raised by feral cats, who doesn’t learn to talk until eight years old?
I hope you weren’t offended by what I said about you before.
5 Eagles, would you like to contribute to this discussion about yourself?
He knows that we know that he knows that we know.
No one knows the facts the dates but just assume cause it is easy that way to accept.
With a crowbar, maybe.
i really appreciate this comment
Any time, Larry. You’re my bro, I got your back. (^_~)
Just being difficult, but rather than “Prejean Speaks Out,” shouldn’t this be titled Prejean Keeps Both Her Mouths Shut”?
I would have 10x more respect for Larry King if he had simply thrown her off of his show for being obstructive and evasive instead of answering a simple question–you know, what a person is supposed to be doing when they agree to do an interview.
She couldn’t answer the question. She wasn’t allowed to talk about her settlement. It was part of the settlement that she not talk about it. If she had, she would have broke her end of the agreement.
She was right, he was out of line.
Go back and listen a little more carefully. Why she accepted the settlement != the terms of the settlement.
Her response to a tough question was like most politicians’ these days: Just keep repeating a talking point that has nothing to do with the question, and pretend it’s an honest answer. I suppose that does give her something else in common with Palin.
Gives her something in common with politicians. Remember Palin is the rule, not the exception.
Aye, which was why I first noted that her response was like that of a politician. But since she specifically wants to compare herself to Palin, I was conceding that point.
The question she was refusing to answer was, in essence, “Why did you decide to agree to this settlement?” It was a question about her personal motivations, not anything even remotely regarding the legal terms of the settlement. She simply didn’t want to talk about something embarrassing to her, and decide to be evasive and hide behind a legal agreement that had nothing to do with the question she was asked. One wonders why she agreed to an interview if she didn’t want to answer questions.
I’m not sure that’s exactly how those work.
You do not understand the mechanisms of settlement agreements.
“She couldn’t answer the question. She wasn’t allowed to talk about her settlement.”
Thanks for clearing that up, next you can explain why they took the word gullible out of the dictionary.
They did?
Larry, you’re being inappropriate.
Look at her snotty smirk. I think that’s what really gets me. Not the fact that she doesn’t want to talk about her dumbass mistakes – who does – but the fact that she feels validated by being an enormous hypocrite.
This interview sounds so much like the Palin interview with Katie Couric it’s disgusting.
Prejean can see California from her window.
Woah, i saw this on the soup.
My advise; switch to Cheerios, it’s better for your libido. Oooo. . . .Oooo.
her resistance only makes his —- harder
If you’re gonna say she’s every born-again Christian then every muslim a terrorist and every atheist’s a narcissistic a-hole
Yeah! Get stabby! You tell em!
….
wait…aren’t they?
/runs
No, she’s just representative of Political Christianity.
You would like that, wouldn’t you?
This is all too funny. Larry King is still the best though.
Where am I? Why am I here?
Larry can be such a douche sometimes
Why did you settle.
I can not tell you why I settled.
Why did you settle.
I can not tell you why I settled.
I think she is being smart. She does not say anything and prevents the other side from saying, well since she said something this is why she settled.
If she keeps quiet and they open their mouths and say some she can sue them.
Smart lady.
So…in essence, she used the McGwire defense.
Now, I hate Prejean just as much as the next person, but it did seem like they were baiting her with the call about gay marriage when we already know what her stance on it is.
/waits for puns on ‘baiting’
*goes fishing and takes a bucket of bait*
meh, why bother going on tv if you are worried about being whored out? it’s too late!
Somebody needs to put Carrie out of her stupidity…stat.
She tells Larry he’s being inappropriate when her hypocritical whore ass is on film?
Please, Carrie, STFU and DIAF.
BOTTOM LINE SHE IS A WHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE!!!
Respect for Larry King?
Hello Seattle are you there?
I think her lawyer told her as a defense, that whenever someone asks a question use the word inappropriate, I doubt she knows what it means.
I don’t think she even knows what a lawyer is because she is too inappropiate for one.
why is it hard to hitch a ride with one hand? you have another hand don’t you?
Larrys being innapropriate
another wake-up call in live broadcasting…
i’ll show her inappropriate
I’ll show her out appropriate.
In my humble opinion, the biggest fail here is “Palin is my hero”.
i dont get it ?
Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, this girl… why do the republicans have so many dumb, yet hawt women?
That’s what you’d like to think.
They typically go hand in hand.
Republicans and dumb women? Only if you accept the argument that dumb = voting against your own interests. (In which case, you could say the same about black, gay, and especially poor Republicans.)
But you could also make the argument that such people feel like they’re sacrificing their needs for a greater good.
Kirchner is in Kentucky.
I just watched the “full” version of this, and it explains alot. In this video, it seems like Larry just tries to get the information out of Carrie anyway, but in the full version it’s clear that she just refuses to answer. Especially when someone called: she almost immediately pulled her mic off as if she wanted to say “I don’t hear you, I don’t hear anything, so I can’t answer!”.
Half Larry’s guests are in mediation of some sort- he knows what’s appropriate to ask.
I love seeing her and Palin, though- every time the Republicans swoon over them, somewhere an educated woman with real accomplishments gets disgusted with the Right.
Is that related to the God-killing-a-kitten principle?
God kills a kitten every time you masturbate. That principle? I am very well versed in that principle and I don’t think it’s related at all but I keep wondering if I am going to hell for all the kitties I have killed.
I guess you have a point… to be closer to analogous, it would need to be “Every time the talk-show hosts gush in self-pleasure over Palin and Prejean, God kills an educated woman with real accomplishments.”
Awwwww.. sad political troll is hungry. Here you go, sad political troll…
*proffers a piece of Troll Chow, then throws it in the direction of punditkitchen*
You’re being inappropriate.
Its funny how these comments turn into conversations
by the way, you’re being inappropriate
Your judgment of us is very inappropriate.
greast
Larry…. Why would you do that?
Larry is so funny.
Larry is BELGIAN!!!!!!11
Way to not listen to your guest, Larry. I swear, the word “confidential” doesn’t exist in the media’s dictionary.
Just a heads up, although someone MAY have mentioned it. She left cuz’ they agreed to not do phone interviews. Larry King failed and she just gave him the STHU newb
Well, at the same time…she really wouldn’t answer his question. His question was completely appropriate since it regarded her own personal feelings only (why she settled, not what happened in the settlement). It’s kinda hard to have an interview if your interviewee flat-out refuses to answer a question.
Who the hell is “Carrie Prejean”?
*looks up wikipedia*
Oh. That s1ut.
Thanks to those who explained what this was about. Didn’t know anything about it but I recognized the mentally challenged girl from that clip when she starts spewing random words from the stage of some pageant. It seems she’s still in it!
Non-US resident is pleased with those providing info and amused by fail.
Oh no, this is another mentally challenged pageant girl. You are probably thinking of Jr. Miss South Carolina such as. I could be wrong but she is the one that spouted the stupid stuff. This one just thinks gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
If I was in Larry King’s position
“No Miss. Prejean, that question was not inappropriate. Now if I said ‘I saw that video and I thought you could’ve done a betterjob.’ THAT m’dear, would be inappropriate
that tape of her masturbating, THAT is inapropriate
I’m sorry but I don’t understand the context of this fight/FAIL post between that girl Carrie Prejean and LK.
I’m not from USA, can someone please explain me? thanks
blond=dumb
exibit a: see above
I’ve seen Scientologists that were better at answering questions than her.
She didnt fail….her lawyer told her not to discuss the terms of the settlement and Larry King knew that when he asked the question…therefore, this is Larrys fail and a fail of the fail blog
AAAWWWEEEE calm down… you can’t turn down Larry King… He’s god isn’t he? isn’t he?
A better question… Why are we discussing religion in a fail that has absolutely nothing to do with it? Because of one comment?
Thank you!
I’m sorry but I don’t understand the context of this fight/FAIL post between that girl Carrie Prejean and LK.