Comments on: Facebook Bet Fail

By: L4D2-Ellis

L4D2-Ellis — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 23:52:57 +0000

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith made sushi? Yeah his mom took him to a sushi place on his birthday and he didn’t wanna go. But it turned out he loved it man! But it’s like 10 bucks a susho at one of them places. So Keith figures, “Hey how hard could it be to roll up some raw food in seaweed” right? As it turned out, it’s hard. Now they say, experience is the best teacher, and experience taught Keith that if you ever eat 3 lbs of raw chicken, it kills you. And luckily Keith’s brain went into self defense mode and started shutting organs down to head the chicken off the pass and the doctors were able to get it out before his heart stopped. But to this day, Keith has no sensation in his right foot. And doesn’t recognize his brother Paul no more.

By: shock394

shock394 — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 17:02:55 +0000

Salmonella only occurs when you eat raw poultry.

By: Awesome Person

Awesome Person — Thu, 20 May 2010 15:17:03 +0000

If he said it on facebook how can anyone tell if he really did it?

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 20:07:45 +0000

Maybe he thinks it’s pronounced “Callie”?

By: TaylorEli

TaylorEli — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 09:03:34 +0000

you said chicken “bread”

FAIL

By: Jones

Jones — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:16:42 +0000

oops

By: Jones

Jones — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:15:46 +0000

failblog fail, the guy wrote chicken breast, not bread

By: nicole

nicole — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:03:33 +0000

Failblog fail:
the picture/screen cap says ‘chicken BREAST’
failblog caption says: ‘chicken bread’
FAIL

By: imcharingmylazoooorrr

imcharingmylazoooorrr — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:27:30 +0000

familiar

By: clh

clh — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:12:24 +0000

Are you assuming that “organic” and “free range” are synonymous? Because they’re not. Some poultry producers are both, but not most. Producing organic chicken eggs that are also free range makes them more cost-prohibitive than the average consumer can (or would want to) bear.

By: Eelkonio

Eelkonio — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:06:16 +0000

Sounds like someone’s in for a Darwin Award nomination.

By: Overcast

Overcast — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:44:29 +0000

It’s cute how they cropped the picture right above the Lamebook watermark.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lameonella.jpg

By: beth

beth — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:05:46 +0000

People that stupid should be shot.

By: Cale

Cale — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:24:37 +0000

not a fake, i’m the Cale from the conversation.

By: Cale

Cale — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:16:15 +0000

who is the she you are referring to?

By: livewire

livewire — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:30:01 +0000

Real caption: “How Avian Flu jumped the gap to humans.”

By: Evan

Evan — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:33:54 +0000

Okay, did i miss something or has no one noticed that the caption says “Just finished eating a raw chicken bread” not Breast?

By: MitchZer0

MitchZer0 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:36:02 +0000

I guess lime disease is caused by limes

By: Jake

Jake — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:06:55 +0000

aw, STFU about facebook, it’s not the point of the matter, your mean’t to be taking the piss out of him and making him look silly, because he ate raw chicken breast.

By: Slade

Slade — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:56:08 +0000

Actually you have got it backwards. Free range chickens contract Salmonella more commonly than conventional chickens.

In 2005, researchers at the University of Maryland found that 76% of organic chickens and 74% of conventionally raised chickens available in retail stores contained Campylobacter. Salmonella was found in 61% of the organically raised chickens and 44% of the conventional birds.

Go safety measures to keep food consumption safe!

By: Viktor

Viktor — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:42:53 +0000

HAHHAHAHAHHA XD FAILBOY

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:28:27 +0000

That makes no sense.

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:25:52 +0000

Okay, let me break this down for you.

If someone bets $20 that he dies, and you take the bet, you are betting that he will not die.

Good luck with that.

By: nessaj

nessaj — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:59:25 +0000

eeeeexactly

By: B

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:32:13 +0000

Thanks for clarinet up.

By: Vladimir

Vladimir — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:05:26 +0000

Thanks. I am surprised by some people on here and their trollin’ & hatin’. Peace to you Ryannon

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:58:58 +0000

You sure told him!

By: Vladimir

Vladimir — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:54:14 +0000

LOL – what do you have some kind of magic clock????? Ha ha – thank you the time traveler, say hello to your wife for me!!! Ha ha

By: Mangoat

Mangoat — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:16:13 +0000

http://fakebookquotes.appspot.com/

Failblog fail?

By: Alby

Alby — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:35:32 +0000

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!

The real fail here is that he risked his life/wellbeing for $20 bucks.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:31:25 +0000

FAILblog FAILS…it’s “breast”, not “bread”.

By: Dan Wilson

Dan Wilson — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:45:00 +0000

Chick BREAD? DOUBLE FAIL!!!

By: George

George — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:34:45 +0000

Wouldn’t it be secost though?

By: Bob

Bob — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:47:10 +0000

Facebook fails enough on its own.

By: steveeeeeee

steveeeeeee — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:30:12 +0000

holy shit i thought all the idiots were in youtube.

By: chatmort

chatmort — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:28:25 +0000

twost isn’t a word …

By: Darien

Darien — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:23:19 +0000

Caption Fail – he ate a chicken “breast” not a chicken “bread”.

By: Gretgor

Gretgor — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:23:59 +0000

/facepalm

By: skorpien

skorpien — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:06:25 +0000

But then they never learn! How else will they know they fail at life?

By: Blade

Blade — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:54:39 +0000

Ugh, not another fake facebook FAIL?!

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:35:28 +0000

Would you take it for $15? Who sets the price on diarrhea anyway? Is there a board that polices the prices like on other commodities?

By: genki

genki — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:11:42 +0000

@vladimir: check your math. which was more recent? 53 minutes ago, or 59 minutes ago? you fail.

By: silverpie

silverpie — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:50:03 +0000

No cukes!

By: Jean

Jean — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:41:52 +0000

Fail blog fail, “chicken bread?” No, “chicken breast.”

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:35:52 +0000

ummm, that to me sounds likes the desperate ramblings of an out of work graphic designer who’s realised his 2.2 is worth shit, and is trying to rake in some chump change from ad revenue.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:03:29 +0000

yeah, what she said… just don’t pull her finger.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:02:19 +0000

How do you properly do free range chickens? Do you follow along behind them with a pooper scooper?

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:01:13 +0000

Hey now… that was not my finger you were just chewing on.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:59:04 +0000

Shhhh… it’s more fun when the obvious is not pointed out.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:58:18 +0000

Them fish sure are fast, eh?