Comments on: I think it’s time to put mom in a home

By: Anon

Anon — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:05:13 +0000

No, those are SCONES

By: batosai

batosai — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:35:28 +0000

in the dryer (anyone who has listened to ART&R/HYJACTD gets that)

By: Laura

Laura — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:42:43 +0000

I can’t even imagine how awful that would smell. Those poor cookies…

On the bright side, the melted plastic looks wicked cool.

By: cornelius macfly

cornelius macfly — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:53:35 +0000

^^^fails at being funny on his 2nd attempt with that reply.

By: Phobos

Phobos — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:28:00 +0000

But if you remove your package, HOW can there be any insertion?

By: Lily

Lily — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:00:46 +0000

Gotta admit, the photo does look pretty cool at least…

By: rod

rod — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:28:35 +0000

that was my first thought as well…

By: Lauren

Lauren — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:58:25 +0000

At least the cookies are okay

By: Steven

Steven — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:39:19 +0000

you know now that i think about i live down the street from a women who did the same thing.hmmmm,cookies anyone only a slight plastic after taste = )

By: GodfatherofEir1

GodfatherofEir1 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:44:50 +0000

I never thought I’d see a JA reference on FailBlog

By: WhiteWolf100

WhiteWolf100 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:26:14 +0000

You think that’s terrible??? look at what happened to those cookies!

By: Leandrus

Leandrus — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:36:46 +0000

someone thought the oven is a microwave Lol

fantastic!

By: Grrr Power

Grrr Power — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:23:11 +0000

It’s not a paper, it’s a website. You’re talking in tongues, my friend!

By: sarah

sarah — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:04:54 +0000

why was she only making 6 cookies? anything less than two dozen is pitiful.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:19:22 +0000

My ex did this. couldn’t eat that pizza, and the house smelled like plastic for 2 weeks. apparently it’s also carcinogenic… and it was winter in chicago, so we couldn’t keep the doors / windows open for more than a few hours. actually glad that one didn’t work out… WIN!!!!

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:45:17 +0000

That is a terrible name you’re using. :[

By: LOLocaust

LOLocaust — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:17:45 +0000

so my husband thought this was a picture of cookies that’d been left in the oven that had cobwebs all over them. Someone PLEASE tell him that it’s melted plastic…seriously…this is the dumbest debate I’ve ever had!

By: tyler

tyler — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:50:30 +0000

at least the cookies look tasty…

By: mld1979

mld1979 — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:09:11 +0000

*blinks* You don’t say?

*goes to remove plastic tray from oven.*

By: Andrew Ong

Andrew Ong — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:28:09 +0000

TOTAL CARNAGE! Only metal trays and pans can be used in the usual conventional ovens!
(Plastic melts anyway, everyone knows that!)

By: Freud

Freud — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:30:55 +0000

Cookie shaped chicken is all the rage in the south of France.

By: Seamus

Seamus — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:04:58 +0000

So…

How did they taste?

By: val

val — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:31:00 +0000

lol well the cookies still look good…………though u might wanna scrape off all the melted plastic….:)

By: nazani14

nazani14 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:53:30 +0000

I don’t see the problem. Just scrape off the carcinogen-infused bottom 1/16th inch of the cookies.

By: blaziken45

blaziken45 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:27:25 +0000

again, they are COOKIES

By: Doug A

Doug A — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:31:22 +0000

Those cookies look TASTY!!!

By: bum1986

bum1986 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:17:20 +0000

man those cookies still look delicious though

By: Stryde

Stryde — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:36:07 +0000

They’re COOKIES? I thought they were utterly failed cheeseburgers… superfail!

By: WhiteWolf100

WhiteWolf100 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:25:32 +0000

:gives cookie:
can we keep making fun of the picture now?

By: WhiteWolf100

WhiteWolf100 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:24:11 +0000

I think thats a win in favor of the oven.

By: SirCannonFodder

SirCannonFodder — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:45:19 +0000

The cookies are down? Oh no, poor things. What can we do to cheer them up a bit?

By: Wedigar

Wedigar — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:39:16 +0000

A man walks into a bar with a BAR and opens fire, inciting an inaccurate CNN report.

By: Zigi

Zigi — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:04:52 +0000

♫ Data control and IBM
Science is mankind’s brother
But all I see is drainin’ me
On my plastic fantastic lover ♪

By: granny

granny — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:20:34 +0000

crumbs! *nomnomnom*

By: artonelico

artonelico — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:52:32 +0000

Mom I think the cookies might be down, but they seem kind of stuck.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:03:31 +0000

At least the cookies still look pretty tasty.

By: MD

MD — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:55:49 +0000

My senile grandfather did the same thing when he tried to heat up a cup of coffee on a plastic saucer on the burner on an an electric stove. My folks would cut the breaker to the stove at night so he wouldn’t burn the house down. My poor grandfather would spend many an hour the next day on the phone with Com Edison because for the life of him he couldn’t figure out why the stove wouldn’t work yet everything else in the house did. This happened so many times I think my grandfather became a little more insane.

By: Zak

Zak — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:30:23 +0000

You should never mix baking and drugs.
And seriously, who bakes six cookies at a time?

By: Lanway

Lanway — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:50:47 +0000

What the…how…

By: Cypher

Cypher — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:37:44 +0000

SUPER PLASTIC FANTASTIC LOVER!!!

By: MekkieMesser

MekkieMesser — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:36:35 +0000

Yea Popeye! I’ll be on the lookout for that strike 3… if I see it, mum’s the word…

By: Mama's H's daughter

Mama's H's daughter — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:41:46 +0000

“I’m glad are so many people…” STRIKE 2!!!
I’ll keep you posted on how her turkey comes out next week…
Hopefully it won’t be floating in the bathub!!!
LMAO!!
Love you Mom, at least I know where I get “it” from….
=)

By: grandma

grandma — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:38:20 +0000

I’m glad are so many people that had fun with my cookie fiasco. Most people take life too seriously, enjoy the laugh. This was an accident…honestly… Please don’t put me in a home yet! If i can make it thru Thanksgiving and Christmas witrhout another so called accident, I would have made it one more year without being placed in a home. I’ll keep you posted as to my baking skills. Three strikes and your ‘re out. Three strikes and it is to the home for me…oh no!

By: ninij1281

ninij1281 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:01:25 +0000

glad you guys like this i wanted a freakin cookie =(

By: ninij1281

ninij1281 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:59:47 +0000

i repeat this is not an english paper, I put this up as a goof so deal.

By: ninij1281

ninij1281 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:57:22 +0000

dude this is a fail post not an English paper, SO SUCK IT !

By: jeanine

jeanine — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:55:36 +0000

thanks but Mrs. H is cool she just f’d it up and it was really funny !

By: Erin

Erin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:00:27 +0000

SOMEBODY knows what they’re talking about! I was going to post that, but you did before me…so…thanks? lol

By: Zekiran

Zekiran — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:54:13 +0000

My mom’s getting to be this way too – I actually had to throw out our old toaster oven because she put plastics in it not once but twice. It’s silly but sad at the same time.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:33:46 +0000

I’m gonna need the phone number for your cousin. I recently had my purse stolen and my phone was in it. I lost all my contacts and never wrote down your cousin’s number. Oh and his social security number, address and his mother’s maiden name.
kthxbai