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My friend’s mom used a plastic cutting board instead of a cookie sheet on accident.
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plastic fantastic!
I can see the lawsuit already…
i have spent £454 on replacing my plastic trays because i put them in the oven and the house fairy always stole them. now i realise the truth!
Wait till she finds the tinfoil in the microwave!
…Where’s the cat?
chickean breasts glassed with sweet plastic
those are cookies.
Cookie shaped chicken is all the rage in the south of France.
in the dryer (anyone who has listened to ART&R/HYJACTD gets that)
HELP! I’M MELTING….
AAAAARGGGGGGGGGGHHH
*grabs baking tray*
*Grabs little dog too*
at least the patty’s didnt melt
again, they are COOKIES
No, those are SCONES
SUPER PLASTIC FANTASTIC LOVER!!!
♫ Data control and IBM
Science is mankind’s brother
But all I see is drainin’ me
On my plastic fantastic lover ♪
I never thought I’d see a JA reference on FailBlog
looks like
second
Second fail
on accident?? surely you mean by accident?
Engrish Funny
LOL I totally say on accident too!
i repeat this is not an english paper, I put this up as a goof so deal.
It’s not a paper, it’s a website. You’re talking in tongues, my friend!
looks delicious
That’s what she said
That’s what she IS.
It’s “by accident,” not “on accident.” You wouldn’t say “on mistake” would you? Well, you shouldn’t, anyway.
Failure to read two posts above you
Most of failblog proves that just because you shouldn’t do things doesn’t mean that people won’t.
I have dedicated my life to being such an example.
its time to put you in a home!
*squeeze!*
Now squeeze the left one, Granny.
I could use a good home.
hahahaha! Sold!
*Commissions*
No, but we do say, “ON purpose”…which is the opposite! We don’t say “BY purpose,” right?
no, but you would say “on purpose”. Though it’s been correct, this generation is normalizing it enough that it’s on the table for a permanent change to the previously incorrect grammar! Language is always evolving…
SOMEBODY knows what they’re talking about! I was going to post that, but you did before me…so…thanks? lol
dude this is a fail post not an English paper, SO SUCK IT !
^^^fails at being funny on his 2nd attempt with that reply.
and then i JIZZED in mah pants
immaculate conception?
Is that the trail from when you sat on the grill?
I told you that’s not what’s meant by hot pants.
it was itchy and it wasn’t going away
I’m going to grill some crabs, who wants some?
a man walks into a bakery with a fish under his arm
he asks the baker “excuse me do you sell fish cakes?”
the baker replies “why yes I do”
the man looks pleased and says” good it’s his birthday”
*squeezesallround*
*squeezes!*
*snickers*
Heeheeheeheehee.
A cowboy, a camel and a priest walk into a bar. The barkeeper looks up and says: “Is this gonna be some sort of bad joke or what?”
hee hee
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
A man walks into a bar with a BAR and opens fire, inciting an inaccurate CNN report.
Needs an “I CAME!” or soggy biscuit reference caption, really…. o_O
I thought the biscuits were supposed to be cooked before you did that. Now that’s premature ejaculation, or just really good cookies.
DOUGH!
Urgh, Yeasty.
*infectedsqueeze*
*rubbergloveprobe* Yep, that’s yeast.
*squelch squeeze!*
Wheat is going on?
we have a flouring fungus infection up there
Be careful, breathing in the spores spelt death.
I knead a batter whey to protect myself from Squeeze Transmitted Diseases.
Ugh. He slimed me.
just look at how the poop tarts come out after a sliming!
Ecto-biscuits! My favorite!
Crumpet-plasms! My favorite!
ULTRA KILL
they obviously didn’t read the part where it says “remove your package before insertion”
and I was wondering why do they put all of these unimportant and obvious little rants on the packages.
I’m sure the key word was ‘instant’
instant arousal
it was the “place cookie in tray” part that confused me
Don’t you mean “place cookie by tray”? On accident, obviously.
But if you remove your package, HOW can there be any insertion?
Cookies didn’t look good anyway…
plastic-flavoured cookies.
my favourite.
barbie fan?
They’re fantastic!
Or “Bring Her Back Home”, maybe …
Mmmmm, cookies
*droooooool*
*uses ShamWow to whipe drool*
All better.
Mmmmm, brains
*droooooool*
Shamwow works at wiping up everything except hooker blood…
Hello everybody!
*squeeze*
Hey STS!
hello! where’s my cookie? the trail went dry somehow
Oh Granny, yoo hoo. I seem to have lost some cookies down the front of my shirt, can you help?
crumbs! *nomnomnom*
I see my wife has been cooking again. Time to lower the deductable on the insurance.
Flame grilled cookie dough, just like mom used to make.
mmmm self-defense bread
mmmmm kebab (clickie)
Stay off red meat.
I thought we mere more like pork, the other other white meat
*were
Well, at least it was fresh meat.
It’s always a bit questionable what that kebab meat is made of, but this is… well surprising at the least.
I’m surprised they brought random meat from some guy. What did he say “I found some lamb and I want to share?”
Indeed. This “some guy” being a homeless criminal, you’d think he might have looked rather suspicious.
So . . . how were the cookies?
A bit on the metallic, plasticky side.
Why would they be metallic?
Gee, wouldn’t you have smelled it before it melted that much?
No, no, no, the icing goes on the top!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
i’d still eat em.
Looks like modern art. The oven should definitely be sold to a museum for $$$.
RIP plastic tray.
Screw you cookies,you’re ugly anyway.
That SUCKS. No laughing matter, because you also can’t eat those cookies now…
cookies look eatable
Looks like slimer wanted some cookies
Mmmmm… plastic…
*drool*
You see, this is one of the saddest pictures on this site. Another batch of ruined cookies.
I shall mourn this FAIL with respect. By eating more cookies.
But can the cookies still be salvaged?
This really isn’t all that funny, but it is a fail. Fails don’t all have to be hilarious.
My mom is in an Alzheimer’s home. If I want cookies, I make them myself.
Probably, putting a plastic pan in a hot oven isn’t a sign of dementia, at least on its own. However, if someone is doing that plus other forgetful activities, you need to get that person to a doctor for evaluation.
You can still have the opportunity to enjoy baking cookies together before you get to the time that you end up making them on your own.
I agree but I am like a guy that gets Playboy. I don’t look at the pics, I just read the comments.
My mom’s getting to be this way too – I actually had to throw out our old toaster oven because she put plastics in it not once but twice. It’s silly but sad at the same time.
thanks but Mrs. H is cool she just f’d it up and it was really funny !
gotta give her credit her oven is nice and clean lol
Deliciously toxic cookies! Yum!
That’s how my Aunt Dorothy used to do things… Nobody ever let her do anything in the kitchen after the first time… Ever again, if they could help it… Just ask my cousins…
I’m gonna need the phone number for your cousin. I recently had my purse stolen and my phone was in it. I lost all my contacts and never wrote down your cousin’s number. Oh and his social security number, address and his mother’s maiden name.
kthxbai
glad you guys like this i wanted a freakin cookie =(
:gives cookie:
can we keep making fun of the picture now?
I’m glad are so many people that had fun with my cookie fiasco. Most people take life too seriously, enjoy the laugh. This was an accident…honestly… Please don’t put me in a home yet! If i can make it thru Thanksgiving and Christmas witrhout another so called accident, I would have made it one more year without being placed in a home. I’ll keep you posted as to my baking skills. Three strikes and your ‘re out. Three strikes and it is to the home for me…oh no!
“I’m glad are so many people…” STRIKE 2!!!
I’ll keep you posted on how her turkey comes out next week…
Hopefully it won’t be floating in the bathub!!!
LMAO!!
Love you Mom, at least I know where I get “it” from….
=)
Yea Popeye! I’ll be on the lookout for that strike 3… if I see it, mum’s the word…
What the…how…
You should never mix baking and drugs.
And seriously, who bakes six cookies at a time?
My senile grandfather did the same thing when he tried to heat up a cup of coffee on a plastic saucer on the burner on an an electric stove. My folks would cut the breaker to the stove at night so he wouldn’t burn the house down. My poor grandfather would spend many an hour the next day on the phone with Com Edison because for the life of him he couldn’t figure out why the stove wouldn’t work yet everything else in the house did. This happened so many times I think my grandfather became a little more insane.
At least the cookies still look pretty tasty.
Mom I think the cookies might be down, but they seem kind of stuck.
The cookies are down? Oh no, poor things. What can we do to cheer them up a bit?
I think thats a win in favor of the oven.
They’re COOKIES? I thought they were utterly failed cheeseburgers… superfail!
man those cookies still look delicious though
Those cookies look TASTY!!!
I don’t see the problem. Just scrape off the carcinogen-infused bottom 1/16th inch of the cookies.
lol well the cookies still look good…………though u might wanna scrape off all the melted plastic….:)
So…
How did they taste?
TOTAL CARNAGE! Only metal trays and pans can be used in the usual conventional ovens!
(Plastic melts anyway, everyone knows that!)
*blinks* You don’t say?
*goes to remove plastic tray from oven.*
at least the cookies look tasty…
so my husband thought this was a picture of cookies that’d been left in the oven that had cobwebs all over them. Someone PLEASE tell him that it’s melted plastic…seriously…this is the dumbest debate I’ve ever had!
That is a terrible name you’re using. :[
You think that’s terrible??? look at what happened to those cookies!
My ex did this. couldn’t eat that pizza, and the house smelled like plastic for 2 weeks. apparently it’s also carcinogenic… and it was winter in chicago, so we couldn’t keep the doors / windows open for more than a few hours. actually glad that one didn’t work out… WIN!!!!
why was she only making 6 cookies? anything less than two dozen is pitiful.
that was my first thought as well…
someone thought the oven is a microwave Lol
fantastic!
you know now that i think about i live down the street from a women who did the same thing.hmmmm,cookies anyone only a slight plastic after taste = )
At least the cookies are okay
Gotta admit, the photo does look pretty cool at least…
I can’t even imagine how awful that would smell. Those poor cookies…
On the bright side, the melted plastic looks wicked cool.