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What’s the proper order for boobies – R to L, or L to R?
And L to R from her perspective or from ours? …life is full of difficult questions
I’m left handed but my right eye is dominant, so for me I guess it depends on how actively I will get involved.
Lol, good point, but I guess in this case sight is the maximum involvement you’re getting…
Don’t be so sure! I know people who associate with people who can get connected to people who represent…. yeah, you’re right.
Pssht I have a better rack and it holds 6 rifles. I live next OK after all. A great rack takes on a whole new meaning out here.
*Takes off IH hat*
Hello darlin’.
They took the camera off my boobies Part of the time…
My face & the rest of me are in the movie to.
Talk about Fail
would Jessica Biel really be up posting on fail blog at 2am?
The proper order depends on which one your hand lands on first.
Listed in order of appearance.
I wonder if her boobies are a member of SAG?
Aren’t they all, eventually?
*Snickers*
Another movie for the download list!
But do they have it in Japanese?
Yes. It’s called Jeshika no oppai.
Mookie, I thought for sure by now 10 people would have commented on how that was one of the best puns ever – well, I’ll say it, anyway.
I guess most people know about SAG, but not sag.
Where’s Granny with a sad sag story?
Well, I’m sure she has a good support group..
What SAG?
Screen Actors Guild or Jessica’s boobies in 10 or so years?
Thanks to the glory of plastic surgery, it is doubtful that there will be any sagging in that general region of her body.
Ever seen old plastic sag. Not attractive.
That’s why you keep going back for adjustments… have you seen Dolly Parton lately?
Things are looking up for her?
Not really up… but certain regions of her body probably qualify for their own zip codes.
Keep her away from any heat source.
Either because of the Intellectual Property Law or because of the Gravity Law, they will sooner or later
Yes, but Jessica Biel herself is not a member of SAG – only her boobies.
What about the cleavage?
This is lame…. how hard would it be for me to print off a sticker and put it on the movie case.
Not hard at all, in case you were wondering.
Well, that’s why it is called a movie store STICKER win.
No, I mean how hard is it for someone to do this at home and send it in to failblog just to have their own fail online. I think things this easily done on purpose should stay off failblog, it makes it loose it’s integrity.
So what? It’d still be freaking hilarious, even if it were faked.
Last I checked, Failblog hadn’t been renamed “make some shit up whilst bored in your bedroom then submit it”.
Proof of it being in the movie store or it’s all void. I mean, even if the guy with the label sheet and laser printer has to go in and clandestinely put a load of stickers on the DVD cases while dodging the security and THEN photo them (with a better focussing camera…) that would then be genuine win.
G-unit called, they want their money back. Fitty is looking for you.
BWawahahahhhaa Failblog’s Integrity is threatened…
loosen up, you might lose your marbles.
I was not wondering, I assure you.
Nope…not wondering here either *stares at clouds*
I wonder why they thought we would wonder.
♫She’s a wonderer, a wonderer. … ♫
It’s because of 90% of failblog’s forum community that I smile a little more each time I hear of a lot of people dying at once.
Is the moovie good at least?
With that description, how could it not be?
Powdered boobies?
nom nom nomnomn
Have we seen that has a fail cake/dessert yet?
*swipes H*
i can make labels and takes pictures too.
Samples in the mail or it never happened.
common who cares about the movie if the second on the list are her boobies?
Second and third, technically.
We care if we see them in the movie.
Scantly covered reasoning.
..or sheer brilliance?
Even so, I think the order ain’t right. It should go something like: “Jessica Biel’s right boobie, Jessica Biel’s left boobie and Jessica Biel.”
No, no! That’s all wrong. It goes, “Jessica Biel’s left boobie, Jessica Biel and Jessica Biel’s right boobie.”
Trust me. I’ve done detailed “studies”. For ‘er science, yeah science.
I think you broke your beaker and your bunsen burner has burned out with all that “study”.
Nah. Besides, I’m just trying to keep myself busy. My next study will be on where Hope comes from.
You’re both wrong, it’s just “boobies”. Like the Wayans Brothers or the Wachowskis. You don’t ever get just one of them, it’s the equally-weighted pair or nothing. Anything else would be just wierd, slightly perverse, and for a lot of people something of a turn-off.
It’s a package deal.
Powder Red light.
Why would anyone wanna see her boobies? That’s so gay.
Because they exist?
If you mean gay as in “light-hearted, merry” your statement could maybe contain traces of sense. If you mean homosexual then, I’m afraid, not.
Boobies are gay? I thought boobies were more like… um… yeah… right… oh, let’s see… bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
Lets look at some and decide what they are. It’s for research, I have a grant. Touching may be involved.
Which IS gay
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Unless you’re talking the lesbian kind of gay, in which case, let’s do lunch.
To see if they are red-footed or blue-footed?
Boobs don’t have feet.
I bet the movie isn’t good.
People are gonna watch the movie?
I wonder if her boobs got paid
You poke, you pay.
*pokes*
*sigh*
Okay, that one’s on me.
*pays*
*poke*
*runs back into bunny hole*
Free poke!
*Puts BG in the pokey for non-payment*
*does the hokey pokey*
Boobs have the best acting in movies with this sort of stars.
Where’s Mr. Skin when you need him? He can tell you exactly when you see nipplage with such finesse.
I wonder why neither Granny nor Ry have made suggestions where exactly hope can be found.
Well, I cannot speak for my apparent partner in crime. However I know my hope is NOT in a very dark place. Granny on the other hand IS a very dark place.
Which boobie do you call Hope? What did you name the other girl?
Dis-Pair
I would like to welcome you to Pair-A-Deez. *leis Nebuchadnezzar*
I hear “A-Rack” is beautiful this time of year.. (too soon?)
mc dodo
He was great. Sad what happened to him. Very sad.
Completely OT, possibly well-known, but new to me. Clicky.
How could they fit her boobs in the movie?
Cropping.
O_o
akward
Sounds corny.
Wide screen.
This is from a video store near my house (I’m fairly sure). They put snarky stickers on all their boxes. This is definitely not the cleverest one I’ve seen.
I have a snarky sticker on my box but I like to call it a tattoo. It’s an arrow that says “Enter at your own risk. Loiterers will be prosecuted”
Do you allow skateboarding, or is that a separate tattoo?
Skateboarding is allowed on the ramps when there are no pedestrians around. You should see my halfpipe.
some places will do anything to keep their customers…
The Wonder Bra never gets any credit in these films. They need more recognition!
There’s only one acronym to describe this:
FTW!
Her boobs have more talent. They deserve top billing.
To be fair, Biel’s boobies are two of the best actors on 7th Heaven
A fair question would be if this movie appeals to me, as a boobie-lover… What’s the screen-time of the cleavage, and are there nice angles? These questions are rarely answered…
looks like the graphic designer/editor forgot to check that instruction box for finalization…
I work at this video store. Vulcan Video. It’s real.
Do Jessica Biel’s Giant Horsey Veneer Teeth get separate billing as well?
Omg I actually worked on this movie when I was working for Forest Whitaker!
The best part is those are really not Jessica’s boobs. It was a body double. You were all fooled!
Couldn’t the person who posted the picture just have bought the product and made the sticker?
hee hee…I knew this was in Austin, Texas
I thought it was I <3 Video though, not Vulcan
Looks like I <3 video to me. Same style sticker.