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Indeed, it was a nice try!
a nice fry
frying solo
And if I’m Frying solo, at least I’m frying free!
To those who’d ground me, take a message back for me!
Tell them how I’m defying gravity, I’m frying high defying gravity, and soon I’ll match them in renown!
And no body, in all of Oc, now wizard that there is or was, is ever going to bring me down.
oops, misspelled Oz…
so hard to spell too…
Wicked. Always a win in my book. <3
Did anybody else notice that the teacher gave the student half a point for effort?
I would have given them a whole point just ’cause it was funny.
I don’t feel as ashamed now. As soon as I read “frying solo,” I started singing “Defying Gravity.” I’m glad someone else did too.
A Spanish fly?
A tsetse fly?
Supa Fly!
A fruit fly?
A Fruit fly?
He pretty fly for a white guy
Kil’jeaden gives chase, so we’re plumberting throu space…
Eh, I wanted to say, this answer is EPIC WIN XD
Way to kill the thread, carrot. Someone needs to get that rabbit back on the job.
Feed the carrot to a horse…fly?
Grease it for the… butterfly.
Serve it with a…frenchfry?
Oh, now I’m gonna cry.
hate to do that to a guy…
i ain’t never seen an elephant fly
Bill Nye the Science Guy.
“OH, Like Mr Wizard!”
*bemused expressions*
“Ahhh, Never mind.”
I love NCIS!
I wanna be the guy!
GAME OVER
Press R to Continue
You guys arent even trying anymore. This time it wasnt even clever. You suck, stop trying.
No, it’s “roleplay hornychat” or the ever-popular “holeplay pornychat.” Get it right.
Or we will fight!
We are serious! :[
it will be “moleplay whackywhack”
*poke*
*tickle*
I’d rather pah-tee!
I suck because I try and I get standing ovations, thank you very much.
They’re always so grateful, too.
*muffledgiggles*
Never a complaint
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
A testes fly!
That’s what she said…
After she set it on fire?
♫ peanut roasting on a open fire ♪
If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again.
French fry !
Small fry!
In your eye!
What a guy!
superfly!
now so bye bye! >:D
Superfly Bonzai!
Ninjafly make you die
this is more of an answer win than a fail.
I agree. He got half a point so it must be a win!
And the point would be? I had a teacher in high school who had reason to take a full ten points off any test where the student failed to spell their own name correctly!… The teacher was probably just trying to help the student go from a complete failure on the paper to at least a D.
I think it’s important to let kids fail. How else are they going to learn how to handle failure as an adult? You’re not always going to win, and you need to know how to handle this. I have a problem with the “Everybody’s a winner!” mentality. Unfortunately we face failure all the time as an adult, and we need to learn how to face it, accept it, move on and strive for better next time.
Ms B for the Win!
*Snickers*
*Hides*
I will never forget when my son was in school and one of his teachers didn’t call him on his spelling of something. I questioned her about it and she said “as long as he can sound it out, the spelling is not necessary”. I was SO pissed I went to the principals office and read them the riot act. Unfortunately for her, they didn’t realize that was her teaching method and she stopped allowing the “sounding out” theory.
My sister in middle school (jr. high) was diagnosed with a learning disability, specifically regarding reading. Her english teacher refused to let her read ahead and work on their weekly book reports so she could have time to actually read the book.
The teacher also would collect 20something multipage book reports (summaries of all the chapters read in the previous week) and “grade” and pass them back in the same class period while the class was reading/doing some other activity.
My mother thought this was decidedly fishy, and in retaliation, my mother began “helping” my sister with her book reports. To the point that Mom put a recipe for chocolate cake on the third page of one of the book reports that my sister turned in, and when she got the report back, she had a 100% credit on the report. Mom took that to the principal… for the rest of the year, there had to be another fully certified teacher in the classroom with that teacher if there were any students present. She retired at the end of the year.
Being on the other side of that, I used to be a public high school physics teacher. I had high expectations of my students, and most of them rose to meet those expectations. Naturally, not all of them did. I remember being told by our vice principal in charge of curriculum that “these are A and B students and they should be making As and Bs”, to which I responded, “yes, they should.” (IIRC, only one of my students actually failed that class. I later heard from his older sister, who I had gone to high school with, how it ended up being just what he needed.)
*stands and applauds*
Don’t applaud too hard. I only lasted two years before I found a job paying twice as much with one tenth the stress. The administration was probably about 1/3 the reason I quit. The rest of it can be chalked up to me being more into teaching than disciplining. (I *would* discipline, but I didn’t enjoy it, and I probably wasn’t that great at it.)
To clarify, my disciplining problems arose in my 9th grade “physical science” class (general/remedial, with some kids in my class as a condition of their probation), rather than in my 11th/12th grade physics class (advanced/college track).
Also, I mentioned the low pay, but I would have been more likely to stay if they had cut my class size in half than if they had doubled my pay.
I still think it’s applause worthy. One for challenging your students, and two for standing up to the administration on backing up why you were grading as you were.
Trust me, I completely understand the discipline issues. I went through four and a half years of college training to be a teacher and was pulled out of my student teaching placement because my college prof didn’t like the fact that I reminded her of her recently ex-husband.
Nor do I fault you for taking a higher paid job with less stress. It really gets on me when people complain about teacher salaries and how they’re just glorified babysitters. I’m sorry, but I’d prefer to be taught by somebody competent, and know that the doctor who is going to be treating me has been taught by somebody who was competent. Teachers make every other profession possible, and they’re the most underappreciated and underpaid profession out there.
Excellent! I always tell the kidlets that they are not C students; teachers who’ve told them all they need to do is get a C get to see the sarcastic side of me. Why some teachers believe mediocrity is acceptable is not something I can, or am willing to, understand.
In my family, a C indicates the need for help. It’s only in certain circumstances we accept one.
In my family, if you get a C, I get the cell.
My son started slipping in class and I had him put in harder classes. I knew he was bored and once he was challenged, he was back to making excellent grades. I was the same way regarding boredom so I knew what he needed.
My nephew got bored, and the school wanted to label him as having a “learning lag”. Yet he past the state tests with 90% and up. He had a few good teachers that at least gave him constructive things to do when he was finished his work. But most were hopeless.
*standing ovation*
*squeeze!*
*tickle*
*squeezieMsB*
*Had a teacher that would give you a failing grade if you failed to spell HIS name correctly on the test*
His name was Mr. Vogelsmeier. I think. It’s been over a decade, I can’t remember how to spell it now!
That would definitely be pretty bad if his name was written on the chalk board.
Had a friend get out of a speeding ticket because the cop failed to spell my friend’s last name correctly while holding his driver’s license. Argument was “If the cop failed to spell my name correctly while holding my ID, how do we know he read the radar gun correctly?
The name was only on the board for the very first day of class. Of course, it was on all the worksheets we took home.
*also just realized the class was TWO decades ago*
*feels old now*
One even better than that… one of my college professors refused to spell my name correctly… It had been in the top corner of every page I’d ever turned in to the class… typed… I even started putting my name in bold-faced type, and she still added extra letters to my name… I mean seriously… How can you screw up “Westman.”
People like that should be shot. Westman… damn that’s really hard to get wrong >:O
*roars*
Hey I have somewhat the same problem. EVERY SINGLE ONE of my teachers pronounces my name wrong. I would understand if it was just the first few days of school but it is continuous. My last name is “Frey” but pronounced “Fry” I understand people saying it wrong the first few times, but I’ll correct them THREE or FOUR times in an hour and a half class and they’ll STILL get it wrong. What the hell is wrong with teachers saying/spelling names wrong? Also I hate when teachers call me by my last name or do so but with a ms. at the front. I have a first name for a reason dumbasses. Oh dear I’m ranting now aren’t I?
How do you get 10 points at all if you can’t spell your name correctly?
Answer Win – Teacher Fail
Answer/teacher fail. Insensitivity and profanity does not warrant partial credit.
how is that a win? that child must be as bad as any gang banger.
teacher should have no credit and advised parent that they are raising a parasite.
Funny how the person still got half a point lmao
He should have gotten full credit. His answer implies that he actually knew the answer – yes, one ball is physically sufficient for reproduction, while making a somewhat amusing joke.
No, he only deserves the half-point.
He assumed copulation as a requirement for procreation, which was not stated anywhere in the question.
Yes, this response was just an excuse to use the word “copulation”.
I encourage you to find excuses to use the word “copulation” in your daily life.
Quantity of testicles has nothing to do with copulation (you’re right, it is a good word). They are not the bit that is used.
Dude, nice try!
All hail Stan!
No, Satan!
if you look to the left he got half credit… really nice try
Best part, they got half a point.
oh jaaa
lul O_O
FIRST
not really ^^
I’m fr1st!
ok, nice try
we’ll give you half a point
run along as LGB says
Nope. No half points. Jr fails.
*submits Jr to Failblog*
How can Jr be first if Jr is a Jr?
Now you’re talking…..A+ for BG
Yes. Yes, you are. You can cross that off today’s to-do list.
Is it his own testicle he is attempting to reproduce with? A man and a woman would have more success.
♬ When a maaa-an loves a testicle ♬
Cloning win?
Botched castration win.
*snerk*
That would need to be a threesome. Lefty or Righty are getting involved somehow.
I was thinking that if the dude was sh!iting from his testicle then he might just want to go see a doctor. If he cannot get an appointment, then he needs to try harder.
Unless he’s a-sexual… I have met some men that, if it were possible, it would be the ONLY way they’d reproduce…
And I’ve met some that it should be the only way they can reproduce. About the only thing I like about Darwin are the awards that are given out for helping to thin out the gene pool.
*snorkgiggle*
Reproduction w/ own testicle = Wayne Rooney.
first!
Not so much, anon.
First, LGB squeeze
*squeeze*
My first *squeeze* of the day from my favorite Nerf baller!
*squeezesticklesJules*
I knew you could not get eNerf.
SQUAWEEEEEZ LGB
SQUAWEEEEEZ Jules
eNerf is as good as a feast.
*squeezyzooomy*
What is attractive then? Nice try!
The more testicles, the more attractivity.
The three balled guy I know always has women throwing themselves at him.
Did he have an extra bulge in his pants? How did women know about it?
His shirt says: My parents went to genetic engineering and all I got was this lousy third testicle.
*snork*
actually I know from experience that 2 large balls make quite a bulge…
♪ It’s not the bulge, it’s the commotion
3 balls make quite the. … ♫
Perhaps he has one less sock down there. …
It’s no good for juggling if you have more than three though.
What? I’m on my way to 50 catches with 4 balls.
There is nothing attractive about testicles.
You should have told me that before I had the operation. Do you know how uncomfortable 20 are?!
*storms off*
Woof, and I thought cauliflower ears looked bad.
I figured he walked funny because his horse was so big.
The difference between swagger and waddle.
Tee hee – I just read this Marius!
I just thought it was too many encounters with the E.T. finger.
Well, yes… men with large horses have to tuck them into the ankle socks. …
Is that where cankles come from daddy?
Only Hillary Clinton knows for sure.
*pops-open umbrella*
♪ It’s raining testicles, halleluja ♫
Eep!!
*dives for cover*
Where do they come from? That’s scary!
Well, you see, BG, when a man loves a woman …
..he grows up to 34 new testicles…
*faints*
*vomits on AE’s shoes*
*throws JW a shamwow*
Clean that up!
That’s twice.
Again with the vomit!!!
*gets anti-vomit pill*
Here…on second thought, take the bottle…and make sure you take one every day!
*makes note in log book*
Would you rather it come out the other end?
*wipes chin with the ShamWow from zooomz*
*looks at AE’s shoes*
You may want to get those professionally cleaned…
Perhaps it’s morning sickness.
Ok, I’m a lesbian now… That’s disgusting.
Well hello there. I have a friend you might like.
? beauty is in the eye of the ballholder…
Jiggle jiggle jiggle
heh heh
A man/woman of few words, monkeytits?
Normally when that happens it was a failed html code.
Fail blog won’t let you post a blank post.
Then I’d say we have seen this morning’s first real failure.
Would it be known as a dutch pirate eyepatch?
yaaarrrrrrr that it be
*snork!*
Is that Dutch treat?
Made in a Dutch oven?
Sold at a Dutch auction?
By a flying Dutchman?
duchess don’t find that sh*t attractive…..
Now we’re talking about Dutch elm disease?
You’re giving too much credit if you’re calling that an “elm”
weeping willow?
More like a sapling?
You have never have to much dogwood.
Jules, I want you to seek immediate medical attention or get an IV drip for your coffee this morning.
or a big bone..er….
ah
em
heh
*snorkwood*
she said “wood”
Needles! I don’t like needles. What phobia is that?
SoCalDesertOhMyGodItsSoHotahobia?
Aichmophobia – fear of needles or pointed objects.
*points*
*backs slowly away from Ms B*
Just got the following text in an email and I about bathed my monitor with coffee:
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,
‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my Coffee.
They think they are funny …
Xylophobia – Fear of wooden objects.
Approved by the pennsyltucky Dutch.
You have a woman’s scrotum! I’ll wager that scrotum has never been thrust between splintery planks to plug a leak and save a sinking ship
*is glad she will never know what that feels like*
Be equally glad you do not know what that looks like!
*blink.blink*
I have an inexhaustible supply of fine wine if you are interested.
(I can’t believe that episode is called Potato, hahahahahahaha)
Never thought of that LOL!
I dated a guy named Johnny One-nut. He was a Seminole and I didn’t find it unattractive at all. Of course, I never got pregnant but still, I didn’t find it ugly.
One lump or two with your teabag?
*Snickers*
*Squeezes honey into Moomin’s comment*
*Buzzes off*
Depends on how your politics swings.
I once did some sparring with a guy who had one testicle removed some months earlier. I accidentally kicked him in the remaining one.
That must have been a rather one-sided affair.
If the word “affair” comes to your mind when I say “sparring”, you certainly have strange affairs…
I assure you, all of my affairs are in order.
It was a family jewels affair?
A-fair-ly justified stance on my part.
*Squeeze*
What does Jules have to do with this?
His are made by Nerf.
*graciesqueezies*
*squeezyzooomy*
*nerf squeeze*
*feelin’ the luv*
Hey, I wasn’t judging. Chacun à son goût.
After wasting ten minutes thumbing through my German-English dictionary I have come to realize you have learned your German from the Alsace-Lorraine area AE.
´ and ^ could have given you a clue…
Always the last place I check.
I always put on my underwear last.
What goes on first?
Her underwear.
Madonna?
Yes? Sorry for the delay in response. I was doing a gig on a piece of toast in Guadalajara with my friend Gudalupe.
What exactly are you looking for? A mis-placed period?
The last time I misplaced my period, two lines appeared in the window.
Eew.
Snail trail or positive test?
he even got 0.5 ponits for that answer!
Half a pony? Tasty!
*mounts*
Giddyup!
*squeeze!*
*snaps pics and posts on the interwebs*
Poor horse!
If I know granny it’s more like, poor whores.
What are “ponits”?
Small herds of ponies.
From Sh!tland.
they are not found attractive
Only the ones with one nut. There are three that take turns sharing the same nut.
I never get any ponits!
*pouts*
*points*
*laughs*
*cries*
*squeezes*
*winces*
*Toonces*
*pinches*
*prances*
*dances*
*boxes*
*wraps*
*claps*
Tight ain’t it?
*golf craps*
You were born with two, Judy.
Yes, but he would still need to collate.
He might need a penis as well
Nah, you can make do with a grape press and a straw.
or just let the flies do all the work
*squeeze!*
Butterflies?
Butterflies are free.
Only if you get the salad bar.
What about Buttercowflies?
*looks for SuzieQ*
They’re really annoying…
*Graciesqueeze*
*buttercowsqueezes*
♫I’m freeeeeee
To do what I want
Any old time. …♫
Nu-uh, not gonna put it.
Too soon?
He only has the one testicle. That’s what the teacher wrote. Nothing about penis or abilities to use this part. He’s a ken doll with a bigger lump.
I like how he got 0.5 credit on it at least.
If the teacher laughed like I did it deserved the half point.
That’s easily the best part.
c’mon! that’s a clear WIN!
Thats not a FAIL, its a WIN. He got 0.5 for answering the question.
Is anyone keeping track of these today?
The Department of Redundancy Department is taking care of it.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
that’s more and less than half!
If he gets any more points, he will not fail.
Clickie my nickie to see one just as good as the above. Not sure if it was ever on here before.
I wish I had the guts to do that when I was in high school.
*sigh*
What to give up . . . friction? or gravity?
definitely friction
*keeps sliding past leaving a trail*
Okay my last comment is awaiting moderation because of eyemage is in the link. So google “Find x here it is” and you will see a great answer to a question.
He would have gotten the full point had he written doesn’t.
Wha?
“No, girls doesn’t find…”
I don’t think so, Sergz.
*Twacks with rubber testicle*
Twacks? Is that a cross between tacks and wacks?
*squeeze*
Wacking with tacks.
*squeeze*
Sure, you can tack the tacks but can you wack the wacks?
How does one wack wacks? I have wacked moles before.
Why would you want to wack your moles, Ry?
They don’t jump around like the real ones?
Tick Twack Toe?
Maybe it was a girl who wrote this answer?
I wondered the same thing. My first reaction was that a female would be less likely to casually use a four-letter expletive on a school quiz, but I’m probably being naive.
*nods head vigorously*
I totally agree. Also, what do you think the person’s overall grade was on the test? With an answer like that, it kind of begs the question whether he/she actually studied, and what type of student they are.
I’m more interested in the colour of their shoes.
Reminds me of a pickup line a friend of mine uses.
You’re so hot you make my one nut sweat.
You’re so hot you’re driving me nut?
I’m nut about you, baby?
Let’s go out, baby – we’ll have a ball!
Ball is in your court.
Either way, this kid’s answer was pretty bally..
What a load of bollock!
Tell it!
Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
So how is working out for them?
Well he is the same person that says “i dated a girl that asked me to give her 12 inches really hard and make it hurt so I f*cked her 4 times and smacked her before leaving.” *shrug*
4 times 3 inches?
*nod*
I guess I should say I have friends with very dirty senses of humor. I blush quite frequently when around them. *halo*
*raises eyebrow*
What kind of test would have this question on it?
That wasn’t really part of the test. The teacher just didn’t know who else to ask about his little problem.
Had a teacher, Mr. Hinkley, like that way back when… the teacher was a vietnam vet and the rumor was that his got shot off. We called him di!ckless hink. He never knew how to deal with us.
ahaha thats the damn true !
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2848799488 fixed.
Testophobia – fear of taking tests.
…and, just for fun,
Amathophobia – fear of dust.
Dust.. High in fat? Low in fat? Dust..
Hmm. Mite be a problem.
Yes, it dust mite …
I thought for a second that was going to be fear of testicles.
It’s not a fear of taking testicles? I’ve been wrong all this time…
What kind of test does the psychiatrist use to see if you have a fear of tests? If you can take it you don’t have it?
Answer fail. Grading win.
Nope, the teacher should have taken off half a point for swearing.
*replaces Scotty’s ‘have’ with ‘of’*
*waits for impending foom or similar*
*specialMondaysqueezesforGS*
If you hafta splain a joke, it aint funny no more.
Phew, you scared the bejebus out of me LGB! I had a moment of thinking I’d gotten that one wrong.
So, going out of your way to get punished huh? Is it that kind of Monday?
*mondaysqueezies!*
Naw — just stirring up trouble ’cause Leila’s not here to do it.
Awww, don’t be sad. Here if you want to stir up trouble, you need the right tools.
*Hands LGB a 6′ long wooden spoon*
That’ll stir things much better. It’s handy for dealing with trolls as well.
Oooooooooooo…. Thanks, GS!
*THWACKS LGB with a shellacked minnow*
There, you have been reprimanded.
Yay! A shellacked minnow! S’nicey tiny fishy!
Tiny fish are used when you are just being silly.
Is it a tiny fish-shaped mark?
It’s only a flesh wound.
Yup. Hmmm. Interesting… I feel pious all of a sudden…
Stop drinking so much water and go to the bathroom more often.
Pure awesome. I used to be an ass and answer questions I didnt know with answers like that
Used to be?
Slightly used with minimal staining.
Reminds me of a t-shirt I got for my dad:
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. Small stain.
WIN!!!
I’m shocked that the marker didn’t deduct 100 points for the flippancy and abusive language
…and fine him/her 1,000 internets, and given him/her detention, at the very least.
OT:
I saw this weekend that the Emp had quit FB, as well. Does anyone know where his goodbye is (if any)?
It’s in the friday rewind, I think.
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/11/13/friday-rewind-cop-fail/#comment-677545
I just noticed that as well.
Thanks, Gracie.
Thanks, Avis.
Thankfully, I was well into my Friday night gas guzzling and didn’t read his post. Reading Brewski’s was bad enough…
There was an earworm posted by Brewski that keeps playing in my head over and over. Remember when he put “Sour Girl” by Stone Temple Pilots on his clickie? I miss him. ] :
Yup. Completely sucks. And blows.
We need a support group for recovering failaholics.
Hi. My name is LGB, and I’m a failaholic.
If I reply, am I enabling?
If you limp are you disabling?
If you reply via telegram are you cabling?
If you tell a fairytale, are you fable-ing?
If your name is Betty are you grabling?
If you put a name/title to something, are you labeling?
If you make a large tower of replies, are you Babeling?
Enough, please, my head just exploded!
That could be pretty disabling.
Then are there any new thoughts you want to be tableing?
Nope. You’re mything.
A myth is as good as a mile.
I want an iPhone so I can visit FailBlog when I travel on the train. I think I’m addicted.
You need the failpatch.
I’d rather have the iPhone!
*passes iPatch*
That’s the art of making a compromise.
*snork*
there’s an app for that…
I know I’m addicted
Acceptance is the answer to all my failaholing….
Did anybody realize he still got half a point for that?
No, I didn’t. Did you?
I had half a mind to make a similar reply.
Did you make up your mind?
No, just threw a little water on it and wiped it with a towel.
You?
Why bother making it up when it’s just going to get messy again?
If I had another half a brain, I’d have a whole.
If I had half a brain, it would be lonely.
Some points are worth making twice. Or a hundred times.
What about half points?
I’ll need a calculator to answer that. It’s been a long time since math class…
yep, and I was just about to comment on that too. I would have called this HALF-fail
What if the question was worth five points? Would you have called it Ten Percent Fail?
A steer?
What’s your beef?
Where’s the beef?
Well, I must be going, I have to go get ready for the slice and dice at the doctors. See you guys this afternoon!
Did you figure out a name yet?
Good luck, we are counting on you.
I figured I’d name it after one of the Backstreet Boys. But I don’t know any of their names!
Lance.
Yeah, scarey that I’d know that.
You have no idea how PERFECT that name is for what is about to happen!!!
Lance it is!!!
But Lance is from Nsync.
But she can still dance with Lance if she wants.
Lance doesn’t dance with girls. He also doesn’t Lance with girls. He is known as Lance-alot because he gets into sword fights.
Maybe both of them had their own Lance? Maybe it’s required for boybands to have a Lance?
Eh, could’ve.
They didn’t. Damnit! Who was in the Backstreet Boys? Nick?
I was a bit too old to be interested in any of that era’s boy bands. Of course anyone over the age of ten or so was too old for them as well, so that’s not saying much.
Let’s see…there was the cute one, the one with the deep voice, the one with the baby face, the one with the pineapple hair and the rebel.
Timberlake, perhaps? Before he went spelunking with Britney the Pantiless?
*goodlucksqueeze*
Thanks! And thanks to everyone else too!
I leave in about ten minutes.
BTW, it’s outpatient, with just a local. It’s not supposed to be that big of a deal according to the Dr.
I just get a little nervous when people start cutting into me.
Good luck hon.
Good Luck!!!
See you soon!
*squeezies*
I hope things go well Avis.
I stand corrected.
That’s a good idea. You could always make up a name and then say they were a backstreet boy. I doubt anyone would correct you, because I doubt anyone remebers their names.
Avis could name it after one of the new kids on the block… let’s say, markie mark.
He was part of the funky bunch. Get your boy bands right!
Yeah, it was his brother Donnie who was in NKOB!
*hangs head in shame*
*Hides from this thread*
Good Luck Avis
Why was this kid not immediately sent to the principal’s office and given a 0 on the test for writing “shit” to a teacher?
He didn’t write it “to” the teacher but as part of his answer.
He still should’ve been punished immediately. That’s so not okay.
We don’t know if he did or not. You see, all the information we have is that he wrote a smartass answer on his test. We don’t have the story of what happened after this test was received, other than scanned in and submitted to this site.
Better a smartass than a dumbass!
^ Win!
True. In my reality he was punished.
I highly doubt that this was ever turned in….given the penmanship I’d say the answerer was also the grader.
I don’t find shït attractive either.
Does that make me weird?
I for one, support you distaste in sh!t.
I support your support. If only you played sports.
I have a pair of shorts!
This thread is distastefully coprophobic.
Do you have a brother named Boll Weevil?
Jim Bo Weevil.
There is a newscaster here named Darren Bob. (The Jim Bo made me think of him)
he’s a one ball man and he’s off to the roedo.
Sure give the guy with only 0.5 of his balls left 0.5 points…
Had I been the teacher, I would had just put 0 for being so ignorant. And I would had removed another mark for using the word shit. Kids don’t learn manners these days…
Ahhhh this fail suddenly reminded me of the jar on my shelf that I used to have. I miss that jar, I hope Mookie is using it in good health. It was my wedding gift to her.
I remember that jar!! You gave it away?!?!
Hahaha indeed I did. I think that is when the men were really scared of me on here back when I first started.
Correction fail too!
only half a point?
The fail also goes to the teacher who gave this student’s answer 0.5 points even if it was, indeed, a nice try.
The student used a three-syllable word and spelled it correctly.
Lol, I just saw the original yesterday.
a nice try for a fly.
Impostor!!!!!
The nerve of some people!
Only the realy Ms B gets my ♥.
…He really got half-credit for it?
I’d give a full credit for cleverness and laughs!
That’s a win in my book.
I’d say this is a major win
Man, this is shit, and by shit, i meen phail. Or do i meeeeaan FLAIL?!
half credit win!!!
I looooooooooooooooove one testicle
It was a good try. The teacher must admire that kinda of chutzpah to give half credit.
HOW THE HELL DID HE GET HALF CREDIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I love how they still gave him half credit. amazing.
thats a win in my book
Anyone else notice that was really a 0.5 win?
This is actually an epic win. If you look to the side he got half credit or at least 0.5 points.
note she earned half a point
fail me that i didnt notice everyone else spoke of the famed half credit
is there a top 10 list on this site. would love to post these funny lists on my site. my readers would love to read this stuff….funny as hell
Try our failpeeps site’s epic fails at failpeeps.wordpress.com/epic-fails.
Wow, it’s been a LONG time since I’ve been in school (thank god for that.) Would a teacher today REALLY give half a point and a “nice try” to an answer like that?
It is rather pathetic.
The nice try is likely sarcastic, or would be if I graded it. But I would definately give half point just for creativity and giving me a laugh. Yes, I am a teacher. Times have changed a lot.
This is a WIN in my book. I mean, how can you put that and still manage to get some points?
The answer WAS creative, and worth a laugh. I might of given some points for it myself.
lol he still got 0.5 marks for that?
did he get half a point for that answer? awesome!
What? Fail?? Try major WIN – 0.5 pts credit!
This entire thread is lame and unfunny.
loool too bad
I really enjoy that they still got 0.5
notice he got half a point from that
Well… I woulda given that an A+ you gotta hand it to that kid. Not to mention, why in earth is that important to know?
incase your born that way…
oh ya, and the answer is yes!
1′d for being win, dude got half marks on a question he didn’t know
Wait.. O_o
Did the person get .5 for that answer??
What kind of stupid question is that anyway? Biology class test?
It’s likely phys ed health class. That is where they do sex ed.
Does he mean that girls don’t find testicles attractive and therefore find sex unattractive?
he gave him a 0.5 lol
at least he got a half point
LOL, Epic!
that is a flippin win, the dude got half a point!
“No, girls don’t find that shit atractive.” How can a girl know if her guy has only 1 ball?
haha, it’s rad that they got a half mark for that answer
he got a half point as credit so the teacher thought it wasn’t a complete loss
.5???
darn! nice try
The question is not if he CAN but if he want to xD
Uh, I haven’t read all of these, but do people realise that the teacher was probably just being sarcastic!?…and half a point for having a sense of humour? She was applauding the lolz
Actually, I would say this was a win.
I would actually say more like “win” and less like “FAIL”.
Go In Solo Like Leroy Jenkins
wow i actually think this is a win, but still a good find! xD
stop putting random fails on shit that are actually pretty awesome
TOTAL CARNAGE! Silly question indeed!
if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
…he still got half a point. I’d call it a win.
lol he still got .5 points XD
Its more of a question fail…
I find Tre Cool attractive and he only..yeah. Mr. Unicycle….
Did he get half a point for that answer? That’s awesome! WIN!
how is this a fail, this is an epic win! xD the person even got 0.5 points for it! xD
xD
LOL THAT’S AN EPIC WIN I THINK BECAUSE THE TEACHER WROTE…
”Nice Try”…. it’s like… ehhmm…. EVERY WOMAN DOESN’T LIKE PEOPLE WITH ONE TESTICLE….
BTW THE QUOTES ARE MOAR LIEK A CHAT…
This is an Epic Win for sure!
So true.
the teacher gave him half credit!! hahahaha
half point is win! xD
I think the kid should have been smacked. Some of men are born with both testicles but lose one due to cancer or other tradgey. He deffinatly needs to be sat down with a counselor and straightened out.
How is this a fail? The person got half a point!
I think his answer did have a little merit to it. Scientifically speaking, females are looking for a mate who’s physically and biologically fit. In the strictest sense. So two-testicled men have a decided advantage.
i’d argue that it’s not *really* a fail since the kid got a .5 on the question instead of a 0…
she got half a point!
Lol that sould be a win
True They Dont find that Shit attractive!
Speaking from the one nut perspective, I have not had any complaints in the bed room with only one testical.
Epic win
testing
I Wanna be the very best
Did she still got 0.5 for her answer? o.o
THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST FAIL I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!