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Not nearly Mighty enough.
As Mighty as the Morphin’ Power Rangers?
Space Pirates!
They Forgot Your Mom!
No They didn’t forget me Son, I’m the one buying the candles
I was just about to say that.
They could be music/software pirates.
then this would be a real pirate set, being that software pirates aren’t real pirates
I resemble that remarrrrk
Ohh come now, none of you have ever heard of space pirates?
Na na na na naaaaaa
SPACE PIRATES!
(clicky)
The Ice Pirates; or just a Space Oddity?
Ice Pirates. . .Is that the film where the robot twiddles a screw out of it’s belly and looks at it for a second before falling apart?
Seppuku for robots.
He… had one screw too many loose?
Tragically, yes, God rest his soul.
i prefer the ones from metroid.
I think the game would be all around creepier if The Moomin’s clicky played each time they came around.
Albator Albator!
(clicky)
Naaaa nana nana na! SPACE PIRATES!
…. oh dear. I’ll get me coat.
Here I come to save the day!
EEK! A mouse!
I totally work at Morrisons.
you poor bastard
they are space pirates though
Yarrr! Space pirates, be we!
Now we know what really happened to Major Tom. He was boarded by space pirates.
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone…
Wrong song and wrong artist. Major tom was from space oddesy by david bowie. thats rocket man by elton john. im sorry, ma’am but you fail.
You do NOT tell her she fails! She never fails, YOU fail you big failing ninny you. I was expecting a run of songs about pirates and space, not a continuance of Major Tom. : Þ~~~~
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
*Bites Brent in the Hoo-Ha*
*snaps pictures and sells them on the interwebs*
Space Oddity perhaps?
I think LGB was simply describing the situation. After all if you start at the left and move around the picture in the right order you do at least get Rocket, Man, Fuse… and they look both elevated and a bit lonely.
These fails get right on my wick.
Now now…no need to wax rhapsodic about it.
Which direction will the melted wax flow?
With a flicker my hand, it went all over my laptop.
These jokes burn out too quickly nowadays
I like the old shuttle bay scent.
*looks at ↑ name and tears up*
I miss my Ollie. His flame was snuffed far too soon.
*sniffles*
*sneaks in to return the SQUEEZE to my virtual bro and my virtual granny*
Ooooo! You’re bad, virty sis!
*SQUEEZE*
*whacks Lozenge with cane*
Young whippersnapper! :p
‘virty’ sounds like slang for an STD.
“You know that girl Ryannon? She’s got the virty.”
So…virty sounds dirty, and not purdy?
So, “you’ve got a virty mouth” means you have a cold sore?
The potato was very virty after the incident at the vicar’s house.
Seven virties and seven vices.
Maybe they’re just ahead of their times
If you consider the amount of tax dollars spent on NASA that could be used to feed the hungry, I guess it could be considered a form of piracy.
the amount of tax dollars spent on NASA is a drop in the bucket compared to social security, medicare, or the military…
Sammy: You mean ZERO?
You really have no idea what NASA does, do you?
um, swallow money?
They’re on a starvation diet then. Take a look at what the “A” stands for. The Space part is just the well known glitzy bit.
Do you think that you would be reading this if the space program never existed?
point taken!
guess many are starving and it gets so dern frustrating
“A” for “Administration”? Yeah, that CAN be pricey.
Oh, you meant THAT “A” …
Well, it’s pretty obvious. They make birthday candles. Hello?
But… they invented teflon! Think of the sheer amount of cooking oil, and the grain stock used to create it, saved by that invention alone…
Pirates in space now eh?
Take me out to the black
Tell ‘em I ain’t comin’ back.
Shiny!
Candles give me a feeling of serenity.
“You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we’re after is not yours. So, let’s have no undue fussing. “
*fusses unduly*
We may experience some slight turbulence and then – explode.
Explode? I don’t wanna explode!
I clicking on the comments for this JUST so I could see if someone mentioned it. Cowboy Pirates in Space FTW
Okay, I’m sooo showing my age here:
Out of the blue came a kill-crazy crew
Whose motto was stomp on the weak
With bones in their hair
They was hungry as bears
And their leader was King of the freaks
They was… Space Pirates
The lowest scum of the yellow sun
They was… Space Pirates…
Spaaaace monkey
Whizzing round the stars
Spaaaace monkey
That’s just what you are
Spaaaace monkey
With a custard brain
In our solar system
There is no-one quite the same!
I think they’re modern day pirates, who download copyrighted material. Which is just as cool, naturally.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me…
*sacrifices a pirate in honour of BFF*
What? That wasn’t what you meant?
*stares at corpse of dead pirate in wide-eyed shock, mouth agape*
Er, no, not reall,y, but I guess this will make a nice meal for ZA. Let’s put him in the freezer for now.
You’re a sissy of a pirate! Here I am, doing my best and you don’t even thank me. *pouts*
And your name is growing again.
Honestly, I don’t think he can help himself.
*whips out saber and whacks off half of BFF’s name*
…What?? You’ve never seen a pirate
cutlass before?Aw, I liked my pirate hat, eye patch and peg leg! Oh, well, I guess you’ll have to do, Polly.
Sorry, but… the parrot is dead.
Dead? How can it be dead? I didn’t a memo…
did you accidentaly the whole memo? Because if you didn’t heres an extra “get” for you.
*hands LGB “gets” and places it in the sentence*
Thanks … erm … DW …
*sigh*
I accidentied my action verb.
*sails ocean into last comment*
*forces ‘get’ to walk the plank*
*sails off into sunset*
I think you accidenty your entire spelling there.
WHAT?!
*falls onto knees*
*looks at sky and shouts, raising arms*
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Err… was my retranslation of a famous Monty Python sketch incorrect?)
Well, not incorrect, but “sorry, your parrot is dead” isn’t said in the sketch. It’s basically John Cleese furiously declaring using several humourous phrases that the parrot is deceased, pining for the fjords.
“E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker!
‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies!
‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig!
‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!!
THIS. IS. AN. EX-PARROT!!”
Ex-Patriot?
They used to be missiles and now they are shuttles?
Beautiful bird. Lovely plumage.
I want to sing and dance. I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance.
we’re the pirates who don’t do anything
we just stay at home and lie around
and if you ask us to do anything we’ll just tell you
we don’t do anything
Maybe it’s just me, but when I imägine the Space Shuttle candle burning… Challenger?
I can see where you would make that association, but I don’t think of candles blowing up. I do think the wick is at the wrong end, though.
Yeah, you’re right. But if we insert some fireworks…
You called?
It’s a lost world I tell you, where space pirates fight dinosaurs on a long forgotten plateau.
Same here. When I first saw this, I thought the fail WAS that the candle was in the shape of a shuttle and astronauts. I thought of Challenger and Columbia immediately. Someone had to point out the pirate part.
This is ground control to Major Redbeard.
Space pirates maybe?
This came from Morrisons, which doesn’t surprise me very much.
OT: That VVV seems to be some sort of masturbation, no?
I have a feeling we won’t know what you’re talking about later.
*snork*
Well, now I’m obviously talking about you.
OT again: My computer at work has no Adblock. I’m seeing a strange ad for gifts for your girlfriend. One of them apparently is a necklace with a huge mustache. Who buys that? And which girl would be delighted to get one of those?
I would like one, but I want one as big as a horse.
When I was pregnant I wanted a pony.
To eat it?
Make the bad man go away daddy!
Just scream until daddy stops.
…or finds a brazen hussy.
Don’t turn her pony into baloney.
who’s your pony?
Would that mean pony rides turn into moustache rides?
Nice to meet you k-k-k-katy. I’ve been on Fail Blog only a couple of weeks. My FB social life has been kinda rough lately and I’m not sure I have many friends left, so I could use all the new friends I can get.
*offers Fail Peep squeezies*
Awwww. Don’t take things personally. Written word can be interpreted multiple ways by multiple people and none of it ever come out to be what you mean. Let bygones be bygones and break out the tequila.
My old work motto: “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misinterpreted and used against you later.”
Still, it would be nice to know for sure if certain people have forgiven me, and if not, how I can make amends.
I’m kinda like that. I want everybody to be happy and I don’t like creating conflict. I know not everyone is going to like me because I am a little outspoken and opinionated sometimes but I’d like to be known more for my love and graciousness.
*squeezies*
I don’t drink but I do have some really good wines from my commute up Silverado Trail in Napa to St. Helena Hospital.
*offers a variety of zinfandels, gamay rouge, muscats, cabernet sauvignons, and sparkling wine champagnoise from Mumm.*
*recommends the red wine from Rutherford Vineyards with chocolate*
My new best friends she has wines. I don’t know DitH you seem very nice and level headed and yet strong all at the same time.
conflict is good for the soul
I can’t name one person whom I think holds anything against you. You’re very welcome here, DitH.
Not so obviously, three down arrows points to k-k-k-katy, and as interpreted as the bottom of the thread, to yourself, and now me again, hooray!
Morrisons is awesome
Bloody Viking!
Chinese, I suspect. They use prison labor which does not understand that the product label contains the wrong description of the product therein.
“Alot of our import come from other countries” People even George was smart enough to notice that… 99% of your stuff made in China. What do you expect?
Chopsticks.
Sushi.
Brackworst.
Fortune cookies.
borsch
Fried rice.
*swoops down and grabs Ry’s hard boiled eggs*
*deposits them here*
adds moo goo chicken and spam cookie
*glares at STS in mute rage*
*begins to shiver with anger*
I don’t want to hear you say that EVER AGAIN! SUSHI DOES NOT COME FROM CHINA! PEKING DUCK DOES! MING VASES DO! BUT NOT SUSHI! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, YOU UNDEAD CLEANER?!
*bursts blood vessel*
*collapses*
I’m truthful about being sorry. I’ll get the peramedics.
*limps to the nearest one*
*they run away*
*hatches an idea*
*scares peramedics towards Parrot on-shouldered General BondFan4518*
Hey BFF –
Is it just Okinawa or is there an Atom Boy sushi restaurant where you live? I just love those rotating sushi bars!
Aw, now I’m feeling kinda homesick. I can’t find food like they made in Okinawa anywhere else I’ve been. ]:
I’m very sorry, but I don’t understand the question. What do you want to ask me?
I just asked if you had a chain-restaurant called Atom Boy where you live?
Hmmm…
If you mean where I live in Tokyo, no, I haven’t heard of that place. I think it’s an Okinawa based restaurant. If you mean London, no, I don’t think that exists in the UK.
I hope that was helpful.
I haven’t been to London yet. I had hoped we’d get stationed there at RAF Lakenheath or RAF Mildenhall because I love the UK. (Go nen goro Okinawa ni sundeimashita. Kadena AB)
Oh, you are in the military?
I’m such a nice person – I’ll give you what you want: Some attention.
Since you definitely are a noob, I’ll tell you a little secret: All your comments will be deleted pretty soon. They’ll vanish completely. They’ll be gone. Forever. It will be as if you have never made them. All this effort for nothing. And you will get banned. So, you might as well stop right now.
I don’t enjoy this posting sham,
I do not like it, noobyspam.
Mwuaahahahahahahaaaaaaa.
*evil grin*
*applause*
*cheesy-squeeze*
How about some sqeezee cheese???? On crackers, with pepperoni slices???
who are you talking to?
*rises from underground*
I have been gone for a long time I kept being stopped by something new. First I found the lost city of the mole people and stayed for a bit. Then I went off and continued on and found an underground cave and the floor collasped, so I got lost. I was spotted by a giant dinosaur and ran for my undeath. I lost the dinosaur and went back to journeying. Eventually, I went back to the surface and here I am now.
So…Hello everyone *long-time-no-see-squeezes*
Space pirates!
Welcome back SQUAWEEEEEEzies
I traced that dinosaur and had the space pirates take care of him for you! They sprayed baconlube all over and had DW foooom him and he shriveled up and turned in to weenie spam king…..
Nice to see you STSZ . I hope you have been well?
I was never sick (I had my laptop taken away from me).
by the space pirates?
By the light of the silvery moon.
hate when that happens!
1) Nice work spam king!
2) pirate on a stick
3. Safety
4. ????
567. Brains
8.9.10. let’s do it again!
1,2,3,3 win!
The new pirates generation.
Borned to reduce global warming.. yeah!
Space Pirates!!!!!!
You can YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR in space
*YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs in space*
Hard boiled eggs?
Chared and broiled.
Chaired?
*Sits among the eggs*
That’s handy!
Space Pirates nobody hears you scream
Spam Cookie, anyone?
srry…i’m quite full…but thx anyway…
I haven’t had my daily dose of tin-foil today.
*Munches happily on cookie*
Thanks, LGB!
*squeezieQwazie*
I’ll have to add you to the list. I didn’t know you liked them!
*takes LGB’s spam cookie and raises her 2 space cookies*
nom nom
*squeeziezooomy*
Are you on the list, sweetie? If not, I’ll add you…
o..on…th…the…l..li..st? :frown: thought I was at the top….sniff
hee hee…please add!
I’m off to meet a friend, see y’all later
Oh, I’d like a Spam Cookie! I always enjoy the aluminum sparklies in my poo afterward. (Oops. Did I say that out loud?)
*nom nom nom*
Fankoo LGB!
Future piracy will be on space, no doubt
All your shuttle are belong to us!
How are you gentlemen?
hm 1.99 british pound =D
They deserve a corner of shame…free with three payments of $19.99
These candles are a conspiracy !
These wicks are a complentary !
The candles are a lie?
its a joke, some people think the moon landing was a conspiracy(the same people don’t watch mythbuster either,LOL) so my comment is a joke
They’re still handy though.
All of a sudden I have the fear that a duck might be watching me.
The bills you could be saving by switching to Aflac?
A peking duck?
Don’t let it get you down.
space pirates
Or ass pirates, judging by where those toothpicks are sticking.
They intend to stick ‘em in the ass cream?
*has to bite her tongue to keep from making a random, completely pointless “butt pirate” joke barely related to this post*
butt pirates are always pertinent to any post.
This kind of thing always makes me smile and think of Granny.
*sigh*
You’ve been eating jam again haven’t you?
What?!! There is not canabalism on FB!
It’s known as ‘The Potato Principle’.
Potato can be a vice.
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand
I don’t care, I’m still free, you can’t take the sky from me
Take me out to the black, tell ‘em I ain’t coming back
Burn the land and boil the sea, you can’t take the sky from me
There’s no place I can be since I found Serenity
And you can’t take the sky from me
*pulls out handy dandy space pirates*
earth landing was fake!
*moons sds*
*snaps pictures and sells them on the interwebs*
*sneaks one and puts it on The Wall*
*staples pictures to The Wall*
*misses why The Wall is capitalised, but not the chance to sneak in a squeeze*
*squeeze*
*click*
*squeezes in a pic of Moomin’s marshmallowy backside up on The Wall*
*squeezes the Moomin’s marshmallowy backside*
Heehee!! You left two hand-shaped depressions!
Depressions that are hand shaped??? Which anti-depression med works bes for those? Prozac? Zoloft?? Must be Zoloft …. Here Moomin take of this Zoloft and those depressions will begone in no time (well about 6 weeks, but whose counting?)
The Moomin doesn’t stay depressed very long. He cheers everyone up around him wherever he goes.
Nice to see you here, by the way.
*squeeze*
I have been VERY busy — lots of work (which is good if I plan on having a job next year) and I put my house on the market – lots of work there — I loaded up 2 (yes 2) 16 foot (the biggest) with the “extra” stuff that —
and of course there is as always my charming ex and his bid for custody of my 13 yr old daughter and to eliminate me as musch as possible from her life ….
so not much time for Interwebs fun
I can see that. Best wishes for working things out with the ex, or, failing that, thwarting his efforts. You’ve been living quite the interesting life, lately. I hope things get less interesting soon.
I still say my *FOOOOOM!!* is at your disposal.
*squeeze*
Thwarting his efferts is where I put my efforts — we’ve been divorced for 13 years; he is remairried with a 7 year old son and he STILL has nothing better to do than mess with me … But the girl is smart and whike right now she just wants to make her daddy happy (it is the first time he has ever shown any real interest in her) she is not going anywhere….
I am not sure what I would do with an “uninteresting life…” it has always been on the weird side …
What do they say — if I had killed him when I first thoguht if it I would out on parol by now??? <>
Fight on Elsa_Mama. Kick some butt! My sister has shown an incredible talent for picking losers (the stories I could tell, but won’t) and has found out the hard way that is the only way to handle them. There is bad wiring in there noodles.
Well, Elsa, perhaps your ex could use one of these candles – lit and strapped to the back of a butt-loving gerbil.
*peeks*
Wow, Ryannon, you’re in really good shape! With a hiney like that, you don’t need pants.
(With Brewski gone now we need a replacement to satisfy our pants-stealing compulsions. . .muhahahahhaaaa.)
I think we best keep our depantsing as a voluntary activity from now on.
*squeeze*
I didn’t actually steal Ryannon’s pants. I wouldn’t do that to someone if I wasn’t sure if they would mind. I just like Ryannon ’cause she’s cheeky. (accidental pun win!)
Just sayin’ I have the compulsion and I really, really miss Brewski. If we could have him back, I’d make sure no one ever stole his pants again if he didn’t want it. I hope he’s enjoying his lady love and having a good time wherever he is.
*weepysqueezies*
You mentioned pants-stealing compulsions needing to be satisfied.
I’ve never been a fan of actions that affect others where the interpretation isn’t left open.
Noted.
Besides I never wear pants. We are lucky if I have on underpants.
dress?
Not so much, no.
: stare :
I’m schwinging in the rain. …
WHAT?? With Brewski …. gone???!!!…. I have not been absent that long!!! Did he move to Florida? Don’t they have the interwebs in Florida???!11//11??!!!
He never stated what his reason actually was, just that he was reluctant to choose it.
Think it was in the halloween costume fail – someone will correct me if I’m wrong.
Sorry, halloween costume win, I think. Think I shoulda just shut up!
This seems so sneakingly familiar.
Are those the same pirates seen circling around Uranus?
They might be pirates, but they’re actually tidal turbines.
CHARGE!
*charges*
*runs card through machine* I’m sorry but you’re maxed out. Do you have cash?
No but i have bubblegum and a paperclip…
of course it’s european. Ha! take that europeans!!!
What?
Well, British actually. The Lisbon treaty may have been ratified already effectively making us the U.S.E., but give us our last bit of sovereign credit before it actually comes properly into force.
And at least they haven’t been taken over by Wal*Mart (surely the home of supermarket failure) yet.
i just felt like getting back at all the people on youtube who are dogging on americans. and yes wal mart is a complete fail.
Their space pirates!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
I think it’s kinda cute – two astronauts and little Columbia and Challenger.
SPACE PIRATES!!!!!!!
SPICE PIRATES!!!!!!!
Old Spice pirates! They only steal aftershave lotion.
And unlike regular priates — they smell Ssooooo good!
They are experienced too. They’ve had many a close shave.
What do they do at 5′clock?
Go home for dinner. What else?
But they go home in the shadows!
They also may be a bit drunk, and stubble around.
Ya I hair them toasting all the time.
That reminds me – anyone else hear of Alestorm – Pirate metal band? Best lines ever in a song – “Tearing bodies limb from limb, eviscerating on a whim.”
oh no the pirate of the future
Yeah yeah…I’ve seen those pirates…On Metroid Prime…
no those pirates look more interesting
“Avast ye matees … in shpace, no won can hear ye parley! Yarrr…”
“Astriod HOOO!”
Prepare ye afterburners, and shift us left!
“Aye Aye captain!”
WHO LIVES IN A MONUMENT UNDER THE SEA
ron-old re-gan
“Tortuga, we be havin’ a praablem… Yarr!”
Dont worry about it those kids cant read anyway
*takes pet plank for a walk*
I guess the modern plank would be the airlock.
LOLWUT?
Walking the pet Plank
yeah, i was just saying..
space pirates!
I think it’s missing a “d”.
I guess for those who live on another planet, our astronauts could well seem like pirates!
They could be giants for the win. Saw that movie a while ago.
I had to comment on the best fail I’ve seen in a while.
the best part about this one is the title. if you dont know why, you’re listening to the wrong music.
omg British fail
we rock
ye
The day the final fronteir has pirates is the day we all die!
Yeah, the space pirates from metroid don’t look like that.
space pirates perhaps?
what the hell, how did i never notice that when i saw the very same candles in the shop?!
OBSERVATION FAIL!
I knew it. SPACE PIRATES!!!
Better call in Samus!
in all seriousness……ahh,screw it .OPEN FIRE!
Better call samus!