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YAY!!!!!!
GAY!!!!!!
PLAY!!!
WIN!!!
Silly, none of these commenters said “Go!!!” or “Fight!!!”
FIGHT!!!
Go!!!
*speeds off into the distance in Ferrari Enzo*
I love Enzo shoes. It’s one of the reasons I miss NJ. I could always find wonderful Enzo’s at Macy’s, which we do not have in AR.
Macy’s bought out the Bon Marche here a few years ago. The place went straight down hill. Dust bunnies under the clothes rack and such. I don’t know about Enzo shoes. Wouldn’t know a pair if I was wearing them. Call me soleless.
LOL a DILDO
Kiddies Sure Grow Up Fast.
Yugo, Bond!
What.. all I see is a personal massager. Every girl needs one to relax!
dont you think its a little to easy to get a hold of?
BRIAANNAY!!!!
They coloured ET’s finger wrong. Fail!
what?? You do also know Mike Mozart’s vlog failToys on Youtube?? U just MMD!! THX!!
AAAAH!!! The grammatical errors! The shortening of words! MY EYES! THEY BURN!!!
*runs screaming out of the room, arms flailing in the air*
U just MMD!!!
Marbles of Mass Destruction?
So which part of definition of TOYS did you guys not understand?
Do you ever play pattycakes? Bake me a cake as fast as you can?
*Clap* ! Ur turn.
*Bake*! Who’s next?
Faster! C’mon, you can bake quicker than this!
Hahah funny thing is, I just took two cakes out of the oven.
I don’t think the tooth fairy gonna like this…
Good point, Bakerman. Those toys are not for your mouth. They’ll break your teeth faster than a frozen Milky Way bar.
Moomins of Moderate Distraction.
*dangles a shiny*
MY MOOMIN DROPPED-BY!!!
*squeezies*
ooooh….pretty…
**reaches for shiny-thingy
I wasn’t able to decipher what that means. Here BFF, have some eye soother.
Aw, thanks, AE
*takes eye soother gratefully*
*notices Ryannon’s comment*
EAARRRRRGGHHHHH!!!
*head explodes*
*sweeps up all the pieces, puts them in a mixer with some other ingredients and whips a nice souffle*
What happened to “we don’t nom our failfriends”?
We don’t non them but we can drink them.
A souffle is not a drink.
Yes I relize that but I was hinting to make a drink instead of a egg pie(google after reading souffle). guud morning Avis anyways.
‘Morning. Is not good. Still sick.
I read you blog. I don’t understand ,do you have cyst or the “c’ word?. I your nose better? I have some really good medicines that would help but I can’t get them to you, it called bear root. I hope you are feeling better this week ok.
It’sn not the c word, nor is it a cyst. It’s a fibroma, I have neurofibromatosis. Look it up, it takes too long to explain.
I give you lots of hugs and prayers. I hope they find a way to cure it.
Egg pie? I don’t think the French are going be very happy with that description.
I am not a slave for the french. If you are not born in France you are not french. If you have to learn and speak the language then you are a slave to the french. This is my own opinion and political view, since we all have one on here. I declare “safety” LOL.
5 eagles, I’m afraid that’s the most horrifying, bigoted, uncultured thing I’ve heard anyone say in my 15 years on this earth. French is spoken by millions around the world, from the snowy towns of Quebec, to the arid plains of Senegal in Africa. It is a beautiful language, and not a crime nor cowardice to learn it. On the basis of your argument, my speaking English means I am a slave to the United Kingdom, which I am not. I’m pretty sure the British education system is definitely not forcing the entire population of children to become slaves of France. 5 eagles, I have to say that comment made me die a bit inside. Please, don’t say things like that. You do have a right to freedom of speech, but there is such a thing as abusing it, like many do in the UK and the USA.
Hey GBF this was just my opinion ok not something I was attacking peeps personal for. We all have political things we stand by for. We can’t be all to all things be. I live in Canada and french is taught, which is wrong why not the native languages we where here first. My language disappears one word every month stats show. Is it cause we lost the rights cause we are conquered peoples, NO. We go as world power into other countries and fight for the rights of others,(Afghanistan). I did not mean to hurt you personally OK. But I do have my values to. Enough said Ok.
5 eagles, your argument does not make sense. What you are saying is that, because your language is not taught, French is should not be taught. I’m sure you care very much about your language, and I respect that, but this does not mean children where you live should be deprived of the oppurtunity to learn another language. Learning another language is a very important part of life. The fact your language is not taught is not not because you are a “conquered” people, which I must disagree with because that term died out when the British Empire collapsed at the end of the 20th Century, but probably due to its obscurity. I am afraid languages do die out as the centuries pass. Some survive, like Latin, which is spoken solely in the Vatican (where the Pope lives), and Ancient Greek, but many languages that have been spoken for thousands of years either evolve or vanish. I know your comment was not a personal attack on me, but it was an attack on all who learn French, speak it, write with it and listen to it.
Great, my souffle just fell.
Sorry about the egg pie Ryannon its GBF’s fault LOL
GBF, I believe what 5 eagles is saying is that in canada there is a dual language standard. Many languages can be taught, but usually with that it means in school you “get” to learn both the standard languages. Choosing to learn it is something different than what 5 eagles is saying.
As for the “Conquered” word being gone, naw just changed the way most people say it these days, same meaning even if not spoken. I don’t believe 5 eagle’s opinion was an attack on the people that willing choose to learn a language, rather an attack on the system that forces people to learn one language over another by making certain you take those classes. IE requirement to pass school you have to have taken so many years of said language.
His language is dieing out because if they were a country that was not “conquered” the school system would be required to teach a different language that what is today. Every day that someone is pushed to learn either language, especially teens, they lose the desire to learn the original language. The obscurity comes from the government not requiring to learn the native language, and requiring to learn one that is foreign and you have to speak it almost everywhere.
I don’t believe what 5 eagles is uncultured, rather it’s coming from someone that likes/enjoys/loves their native culture but sees on a daily basis that it is going away because other foreign cultures are being pressed into his country because that is the standard now.
I see. So what 5 eagles is really saying is that he would like his language to remain a prominent feautre of his country, and not fade away to obscurity. I respect that. A language is the heart, the fundamental principle of a people, something that binds them together through all differences. Without it, they are nothing. But what I do not understand is that he does not seem to like the idea that you have to learn a language in school. It’s common sense, for god’s sakes! Any school which does not teach a language is pretty poor, in my opinion. In order to advance in life, to make the most of your opportunities, one must be able to communicate with the people in other countries. It isn’t about whether you are forced by the system, it’s about actually knowing what people in other countries are saying. 5 eagles two arguments seem to be “I don’t like French being taught” and “I don’t like that my language is disappearing”. These two are unrelated. Of course, what you say is true. Had the colonialists not invaded 5 eagles home land, then their language would be the most spoken. This is a sad fact of history. The Sioux, the Iroqouis, the Dakota and their tongues are all gradually fading from the face of the US, all because their language is regarded as not “the main language”.
I don’t agree with your point of culture disappearing because foreign elements are entering, though. Look at my home country, Japan, for example. After the Second World War, my nation was hugely Americanized, and cities like Tokyo and Osaka becamse Westernized in many aspects. But did the Japanese language ever waver? No. Did its culture, its religion, its quirks falter? Never. A foreign element to a country can be a good thing. Except, of course, when it is being forced, like the British in Africa.
I miss the days when GBF was BFF.
I was just looking at some old fails from the beginning of the year and noticing all the users from then that you no longer see now and you were simply BFF. Christopher, GladIWokeUp, WhoaNellie, Diana, lunchbox, Bod, Egg and the list goes on.
Ah, nostalgia, was it? Is this better, then?
Just different
But it’s nice to see the people that were here long before me still here.
Yeah, I know that feeling too. Whenver I see people like Avis or DragonWriter posting, I get a warm Fuzzy feeling inside me. They’re kind of what enticed me to join this blog.
although I don’t know a lot about japan, nor canada for that much, the dual language systems are in both countries. The difference is that in canada neither language is of the native, whereas japan still teaches it’s language and it’s symbol system, forgive me i forget the name. Also many of the cultural holidays and home lifestyles I believe to have remained because they seemed to adapt well to another culture, as in the strict rules made nicely with the corporate work place that of america and made it easily and maybe even went the other direction. Instead of disappearing it started to catch on in other places.
Have you looked back the the very beginning Ryannon? It’s amazing how few were about then. This place is sort of a family that you never lay eyes on. We even have the weird relatives that nobody likes to talk about.
Indeed I have Coyote, well back when I started on here in the summer of 08. I was surprised at how many people from the beginning were no longer posting and a lot of the regulars were kinda new like me. It’s funny how things change and yet remain the same at the same time.
I agree entirely Ryanon. I’ve been here since July 13, ‘08 (never did lurk. shot my mouth off right away.) and this place has been very river like.
People come
People go
I just try
to go with the flow.
Things that make you go MMD?
Once, there was a boy who
Got into an accident and couldn’t go to school
When he finally came back, his hair
Had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard.
MMD MMD MMD MMD
MMD MMD MMD MMD
Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spraypaint
When he finally came back, he had
Cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard.
MMD MMD MMD MMD
MMD MMD MMD MMD
haha…not being goaty or anything just….my first first
fail…
Who got your goat, daddy?
silly putty?
Thats not the right kind of “magic wand” they ordered
But the effect on the children is vibrant
You win the internet.
Furst! I guess.
fail
Dang.
A girl with deft skills could have a very pleasurable sex life for very little money.
If she’s got the dexterity to work the claw that well, she probably doesn’t need that prize anyway. N’est-ce pas?
That line just grabbed at me.
I was tickled by it, too.
can you help me to remove this teddy please
*squeeze!*
Is that a teddy or are you just happy to see me?
Ry, a friend of mine just sent me a picture message of one of your cakes! Apparently it’s making the rounds!
(it’s one of the naughty cakes)
Eeep, which one? hehehe There have been many in my life of cakes, most of which I have to still find and post to facebook.
Granny, are you wearing the teddy or, um, how do I put this…….is the teddy wearing you?
*squeeze*
*poke*
Granny is enjoying the teddy.
Wouldn’t that be true regardless?
I think that you’ve put your finger on it there.
Holy crap, my chair just broke…ow…
Oh yeah, here was going to be a possible luljoke about this fail but i forgot it now.
How did you break your chair? Jenny Craig is your friend.
More than just soft toys..
Why? What’s wrong about a pen?
Nah, that’s some kinda tool for unclogging the toilet. Pretty useful actually.
I think the puppet up front is using one, if u see her face expression !
Now you can make your girlfriend an unforgetable present!
Notice something reading “diesel” is in the machine as well.
Apparently it isn’t battery powered
Buzzes 20 pleasurings per gallon?
Mom look a Light saber!!!! I WANT that….
You may have to fight your mom for it.
I am your mother, Piupau. [/Darth]
You’ve got to fight, fight for your right to vvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibraaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Word is that this is the toy prejean was using in her video…
lmaooooooo….good one Ry!
i luv those things! i found one in my moms room once and it was so awsum!
That comment reminds me of a fail back this summer.
Hey Ninja, I saw what you did last summer!
You actually saw a Ninja do something under the shroud of secrecy?! He has failed, then, at being the assassin of the night.
guud morning GBF. What gave him away was one of those smoke pellets ninja throw down to hide their escape.
Pfft. Back in my day we didn’t even have smoke pellets. We just had to create a fire really fast, put it out, THEN run away.
LMAO Quaz .
Pah, back in my day, fire hadn’t even been invented. We just scrunched up paper and pretended it was smoke while people acted like they couldn’t see us.
You used a used toy?
Good lord but your daddy didn’t take you out back to the shed often enough.
I think all these departures are causing a space/time continuum issue. The “kittehs” has a 404. I believe it is directly related to all sadness.
Nah, being awkward is usual behaviour for kittehs. Get enough pictures of them together, and the website acts like one.
Fail? They’re reaching to a broader age group! That’s just good business.
i cant seem to find the failure can anyone tell me?
It’s the pink pen at the back. People here seem to find it awkward that there’s a pen in there for some reason.
And yes. I do think it’s a pen. Perhaps it’s marketing that they make pens that look like something else.
Have you ever seen a pen that thick? And how does that look remotely like a pen? Where have you been buying your pens, Aaaaargh?
They had pens that thick when I was in grade school. They had something like 10 colors.
But seriously, that does NOT look like a pen.
We used to have this bat-sh*t crazy old lady at our company that was always sending emails about missing office supplies. One day she sent an email about her pen that was brownish in color, kind of fat and long. And she ended the email with “do you know where my penis?” I told her I found something that matched the description but that it belonged to a co-worker (who happens to be African American) but it was definitely not her pen.
* cough cough *
OH MY GOD SAUERKRAUT HAS SWINE FLU!!!!!
HAMTHRAX!!!!
Back when Reagan was the prez (when he wasn’t fast asleep) I had markers as large as that toy that all my friends called MX markers.
Well, I’ll tell you why I think it can be a pen. Once, a friend of mine was asked what he wanted for his birthday. Having low-level fun, he replied “a dildo”. However, he started to regret it when he heared that he would actually get one. So when he got his present it looked like a dildo wrapped in gift paper, only it was a bright pink pen shaped like a dildo.
So, there you go. There are pens that look very much like a dildo. So I would really like to see a high-res pic of this case to clear it all up.
Yes. And one of those would be highly appropriate in a machine with stuff for kids.
And besides, pardon my ignorance on this subject but isn’t the shape pretty much the entire purpose and function anyway?
Correct, chez. If that were also a writing utensil, then technically it would be a multi-tool.
There could be races – see whether you or your pen explodes first. If you lose, it’s going to leave a mark.
Was it a PEN-is?
Do you know where my PEN is?
/juvenile wordplay
I think GBF you owe Aaaaagh some sort of an apology or atleast the benefit of the doubt.
“Owe Aaaaargh some sort of an apology”? How absurd! What do I have to apologise about? That is not a pen. Even Avis agrees with me.
But it could of been a pen if the light was different. LOL
Maybe not an apology but the benefit of the doubt. Avis said she at first thought it looked like a pen too.”They had pens that thick when I was in grade school”. I am not attaching you ok it was all in good humour sorry If it seemed like that.
No I did not say it looked like a pen at first. When I saw the picture, the first thing that went through my mind was “Why is there a vibrator in a claw machine? Is it at a strip club?”
If it is a strip club I am not going in, I do not want to take my cloths off and go in to find out.
I’m always befuddled why someone would want to wear cloths instead of clothes.
Do you not see the picture of a woman in lingerie ON THE PACKAGING?!?
Pictures of women in lingerie do not belong on the packaging. The package belongs inside women (lingerie optional).
Yes it is a pen for writing to the orgasm gods.
Hey! Careful where your pointing that claw!
How is that a failure? Somebody put a dildo in the claw machine. Some happy girl (or guy) is gonna save some money on it. Maybe the real failure is the fact that the claw can’t grip it?
Those things can’t grab anything so that’s not special.
This is just a toy machine in a Gay Bar call the Drugstore,in Montréal
There is the butt of a AK-47 at the bottom right in the machine too.
Would that be the wood stock, or the metal? Because I don’t see either.
“wood” look at the dogs ear to the right. I am just saying that if could be since the pen or vibrator is in there why can’t a AK47 be in there too.
That appears to be the paper wrap-around lable for a pair of ugly flannel boxers.
There are no ugly boxers just men who wear them. No support for the boys if you know what I mean. Boxer are bad for men. Men who wear them have a higher prostate cancers then men who don’t wear them.
Men who wear boxers have a higher sperm count/fertility rate. Which may or not be a good thing depending on what you want to do with your boys.
Okay 5 Eagles,
I am officially questioning the factual basis of your statement. I could not find a link between loose clothing or boxers and cancer of any kind. I did find links with breast cancer and tight clothing as well as lymphatic cancers and the following below is from a UK Guardian article but I’m not sure about the sources’ validity. Can you back your statement up with a reputable source?
ht tp://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2003/aug/05/fashion.shopping
Men with ambitions of fatherhood, meanwhile, should chuck out their Y-fronts, skin-tight jeans and cycling shorts and replace them with loose-fitting boxer shorts – or, better still, “go commando”. That’s because wearing tight pants can cause infertility and damage to the testicles. In the 16th century, Russian peasants actually used bearskin pants as a method of birth control.
“Testicles hang in the scrotum to keep cool – they need to be 2.2 degrees centigrade cooler than the core body temperature,” explains Dr Richard Petty, men’s health expert at the Weymouth Street Wellman Clinic in London. “If men wear tight underwear or trousers, the testicles become too hot and both testosterone and sperm production decrease – a common reason for male infertility.
“Wearing tight pants also puts pressure on the testicles, pushing them up against the body or into pouches within the body. This can cause sore, painful testicles. There is also evidence to suggest that there could be an increased risk of testicular cancer.”
You correct about the fertility rate with the tight undergarments nice work girl. I will try to find that article that my Doctor gave me about it. Plus the men’s group I am in 3 out of 8 men have had prostate cancers and the specialist have said to them the reason was the to(o)? loose underwear.
I am interested in finding out, seriously. If you heard it from your doctor and a men’s group, it’s definitely worth the research.
I suppose I should say something here about making sure your loved ones get screened? Ask your doctor about a PSA and DRE.
*cue ‘the more you know’ rainbow*
I don’t know alot about PSA or DRE but the men talk about this a lot. I am there in a healing capability mode only. The word is that masterbating is good for the prostate too “use it or loose it ” they say.
I’ll forgive you your ignorance due to your young age, Iggles, but men do not get prostrate cancer from boxers. Men develop problems with the prostrate due to normal aging processes. It’s part of being a man. Making dum-arse statements about cancer and boxers, however, is not part of being a man.
Little harsh sauerkraut. Cancer is one of the many disease we don’t understand and therefore we can’t fix. No am I a doctor but just the messenger and we know what they say about the messenger. And finally I am older then you. I had the highest respect for you until today.
AS you can see “I don’t know alot about PSA or DRE but the men talk about this a lot”. But this is a blog and we all learn and try to be supportive to one another ideas and thoughts and feeling. I have always read and not passed judgement on your comments I am sorry you don’t agree with my comment but that all it was a probe to find out more.
Please, don’t talk about prostates and probes at the same time. *shivers*
I have had one prostate exam. And the doctor gave me shit and complimented me at the same time in fact she took pictures of my prostate for the medical community.LOL
In some medical museum there is exhibited an uncles kidney stone. Ah fame.
to much coffee whitner LOL
One very good thing about having gone to the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center is that they go over you with a fine tooth comb. Except for the cancer I’m in terrific shape. This ticks the dieticians off because I eat a lot of crummy food.
Here’s one for you. I have large B cell lymphoma. Do you know what causes it? No? Neither does anyone else. It was a fairly uncommon cancer and then it spiked in those born after 1950. Not those just living after 1950, those born after 1950. For people born before that year it remained at the same rate. No one knows why. My theory is that something hits us when we are young.
Why coyote? Why 1950? What happened do you think happened at that time? the computer sized down from a house to a small compact car.? Vaccines came out full blast? What is you take brother?
Haven’t a clue. The first H-bomb went off in 1952 is the obvious stand out. But world wide effects? Doubt it.
Governments were up to all manner of weird stupidity. Here in Washington state they secretly released radiation to see the results on the population. My paternal grandmother grew up in that area before the “experiment”. All of her childhood friends died of cancer. The people affected are called the Down Winders.
God only knows what other gross stupidity all of the other governments have been up to.
Sound like a conspiracy nut, don’t I?
I would like to know what Darwined me.
No ..conspiracy are human instincts to keep alive. I believe in conspiracy too and see them at work every day of my life.
And Avis quit challenging me LOL. on all my comments. LOL
izzzz it really dat funny??????
NOt Really
I wasnt laughing
THis is just weird
*wanders into fail*
*fills claw machine with a bunch of squeezes*
Have fun!
*wanders back out*
Can any body take one of these squeezes?
If you have to ask the answer is “no”.
Am I talking to you no no and no. Go and look for CONFLICT some where else not with me.
*Squeezes Dragon*
*Begins operating claw machine* *Upon grabbing a squeeze, the claw lets go, sending the squeeze back into the pile*
*Breaks into machine with crowbar and takes one*
*5 eags goes over to machine* WTF happened to the machine?
I’m probably going to be scarce until this evening, so I’ll claw a squeeze and fill machine with more.
*squeezes, fills*
*takes a squeeze, leaves a squeeze*
What’s all the buzz about?
batt-ries.
Hey, they make ‘Hello Kitty’ thongs so why not?
And in Japan they have underwear vending machines…so why not?!?
They make ‘Hello Kitty’ vibrators!!! check out babeland dot com
It was the cutest thing. I suppose it’s for people who REALLY LOVE ‘Hello Kitty.’
And don’t ask how I know that site. : P
They also make Baby Jesus buttplugs but I doubt you will find one in a claw machine.
Well one can only hope now can’t they.
I heard they are coming out with motion detectors holy water dispensers. To avoid H1N1.
eeeeewwwwwww. …
Okay, I don’t get it. What is so funny in this picture?
The doll at the front has ginger hair.
I thought it was the dog with the Groucho Marx eyebrow.
That dog reminds me of this handsome chap. Clickie.
(It’s the second image down).
Life photo archive?
It’s not the odd banana/seal creature?
I need to start saving up my quarters and playing those things. All my life I’ve not given them a second glance.
Thanks Failblog!
Idk, I’m pretty sure having dildos in a claw machine is a win. It is in my book anyway!
But the already know it form the harry potter nimbus thing xD
sprechen zie anglais?
Look mommy! I won! I Won!
…mommy? what is it?
mommy take it in her handbag
mommy goes to the bathroom. *zzzzzzzzzz*
mommy is trimming her nose hairs?
What a crazy world.
I see people scream, make noises too,
I see them loom, at me and you
And I think to myself… what a crazy-full world….
I see absurd news, and complete bull-shite
The BNP, that quite scary blight
And I think to myself… what a crazy-full world…
The morons in the RNC, so petty when they try,
the party on which no-one seems to rely
I see enemies shaking hands saying “how do you do”
They’re really saying “(CENSORED)”.
I hear grown men cryin’, I watch them grown
They’ll learn so much they wish they hadn’t known
And I think to myself what a crazy-full world
Yes I think to myself what a crazy-full world.
wtf………………i dnt get it..but i ddnt read all of it or anything else too lazy..
*sigh*
Do the words “Louis Armstrong” and “What a Wonderful World” mean anything to you? Anything?
You are asking someone that is too lazy to even inject vowels into words. Bang your head against this pillow sweetie.
ok, so the machine is full because no one won anything? what is so funny bout that?
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I think it’s the dildo-looking thing in the back…the purple one
If not, then I don’t get it
You got it.
Mooom ! I want that pinkish purplish thing !
No.
wut is even wrong?
Read the comments. Please. For all our sakes.
is that a vibrator?
I dunno… take it out, stick some batteries in it, load up the video, and see what happens. …
In the immortal words of Sponge Bob, “Be the crane.”
lol, classic
Look! They’ve got toys for girls of all ages!
:O xD nice.
What’s the fail, i don’t get it… DUUUUUUH!!!
Get it before it’s green.
its a pingas mommy!
I really don’t get what’s supposed to be wrong or funny here.
really?
nevermind, I got it a long time ago, some other guy did that with my name
And your email address? Sneaky guy.
Lol!
Ah, the lack-of-skill crane. Classic security fail.
Disclaimer: some toys may not be kid-appropriate.
Maybe the “normal” toys shouldn’t be there – maybe THEY’RE the wrong ones. The “inappropriate” *cough*d-ck*cough* toys could be correct.
Just a thought.
You know, all I ever see are adults playing those things, so maybe the owner of this one is just working more towards his REAL customers
“Mom, can I try that machine?”
No!, That’s my Toy~!!!
I saw it first~!!!
*Pushes kid over*
*Tries to get toy*
Dad… Mom’s being mean!!!
*distracts kid with candy
**Grabs toy and hides in purse
***winks @ Dad
I saw one like that in a bar near my house at one time. They also had porn movies and other … toys…
Inside job… boring.
is that a dildo in there?
yes…
thats the joke….
I don’t know where this is, but I do know that we have the same set up in a bar in my town. No kids around it, and chances are that’s where this non-fail is located.
i saw a machine with those at a bar
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a buzzitty sound?
It’s Log..Log…
lmaoo…I had forgotten about that!
Did not see the fail until I looked in the back. LOL.
I don’t see it…
Quick anybody have a quarter?