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Queen Henry!
Queen Henry is my uncle’s grandpa.
Sorry for my mistake. Queen Henry is my aunt’s grandma.
Taze him!
Don’t Taze Me Bro!
I always thought he was a cross-dresser.
*pulls on skirt*
*puts foot through hem*
*screams*
*tries to button up shirt*
*gets it wrong*
*swears repeatedly*
*shakes fist at the world*
I hate when that happens.
tht happened to me twice today!
…sucks when that happens!!! >.<
Maybe he was a woman in a past life
But his life IS in the past…
I wonder how he looks in hot pants on a nice German afternoon.
Maybe he’s been reincarnated as a woman?
LOL maybe…
Henry was a popular name for girls in his/her day.
♪ …and everyone was an Hen-r-y (HEN-R-Y!) ♪
Men can get breast cancer you know.
Well I was called David when I was born…..till my bottom half appeared!
*roffles*
Did they cut the wrong cord?
No…..But they had no idea what to call me….they were convinced I was male.
(luckily for me they both liked Kate Bush)
Well we are glad you a woman K@tcf.
Or we would have to call…the secret forces!
Avatar disfunction. My bad.
Guud morning KN how are you now. Hey could you please keep the C.C.C site up still. I like it.
It takes juan to know juan. I feel smart =] And wow, I was close to being first.
So close, and yet so far away…
That reminds me of a song. No, I guess it doesn’t.
Don’t you see? They’re just insulting males through this example with Thoreau. They’re saying that all of us are woman-like. Those mean, nasty women.
LOL Ceasar salad. Every great man has a good woman behind him pushing him to succeed.
Every man has a woman behind him,
ing her eyes.
Eyes don’t believe it either JW, woman and man are created equal and should be standing together.
Personally, I prefer not to see all the
s.
But I definitely agree on the standing together bit, so much so, that I often confuse people when I say that I’m the one up at 3am for the middle-of-the-night feeding for our month old baby boy.
I miss those days being up at 3:00 and 5:00. with my babies.
I don’t.
How many do you have, K@?
Long story, I did have one, she would have been 11 and at secondary school, but she was killed in an accident when she was 9 months old- will not depress you further, sorry.
*squeeze*
*returnsqueeze*
*hugsqueeze*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
We didn’t make it that far last year, we had a tubal pregnancy, so our little guy is our miracle baby.
Oh, K@…I’m sorry.
*sympathysqueezes*
I’m sorry, K@.
It was a very long time ago, but thank you all
and JW *squeeze*
I understand hun- but you have your miracle now, enjoy every minute!
Yes we do. I’ll have to find the address to my dad’s flikr and clickie it. He’s a real cutie.
*ginormus squeeze*
I can’t imagine what you must feel no parent should ever have to go thru that. *hugs & short prayer*
I’m sorry for your loss, k@.
*squeeze*
I’m a big Kate Bush fan, by the way.
*squeeze*
i don’t get it?
who’s that henry guy?
Exactly.
Bingo.
Exactamundo.
What he said
Correct!
Ditto.
WIN
Theng kew!
*preens*
Wikipedia it if you want, but the fun is that the sign says “Notable quotes from notable WOMEN”. And Henry was not a woman.
NOOOOOOOOO, it’s not true!
Well, in those days men were more respected as authors, which means that she had to take a pen name in order to sell her books. Take Jane Austin for example, she was a huge fat Yorkshireman with a beard like a rhododendron bush (Jane Austin idea taken from Black adder).
That’d be Jane Austen.
Friend of mine, on first seeing a portrait of Geroge Eliot: “He looks like a woman.”
George Eliot, of course. Skitt’s Law.
Not to mention the “Thank You [FOR] Supporting” under Henry’s name.
That’s the FIRST thing I noticed!
You go girlfriend!
So that’s what the guy from the last fail is called. Pre-op, obviously.
the testosterone therapy and mastectomy really helps with combating breast cancer
“Breast cancer gets way too much attention these days. I mean, everyone has breast cancer! What happened to those cool indy cancers, like prostate?”
- Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw
I don’t get it…maybe it’s because I have only gotten 3 hours of sleep last night and it’s 5am, but I don’t get this one………………….
Oh wait now I get it, just had to read it more thoroughly. Still stupid though…
You mean you didn’t read it… Thoreau-ly.
*puts on woman’s clothing*
*lives the life I imagined*
We could punch you in the stomach once a month to increase the experience…
*PMSsqueeze*
what the hell, am I moderated automatically now?
They’re onto you! :p
I had that too. It’ll stop.
Why those dirty rats. They have no idea what you are about granny. Guud morning.
Good morning!
I wish they would tell me what I’m about
Finally! Our complain letters to failblog administrator are working and this can be a G-rated web place as god intended.
Who is God?
A notable women who is often quoted.
*woman
Gods a woman? wait that can’t be right. God make way to many mistakes. Has to be a man.
But those mistakes are never wrong even when they are wrong soooooo, still debatable.
*adds period (.) and capital S after wrong*
How the f*ck am I going to live the life I always dreamed now?
Buy 1 plastic mallet
some leg warmers
a santa hat
some gaffa tape
and a monkey.
*squeeze!*
Thanks K@! you know me so well
Become a Buddhist. Then you are required to love everything that’s alive.
too late
I like to treat objects like women too though
*roffles*
and you wonder why you are moderated LOL.
Henry is a common name for women.
As a professional proofreader, I’m more upset that there’s no “for” between “Thank You” and “Supporting.”
Wasn’t Thoreau responsible for the quote about not being sorry about what you do but for what you didn’t or don’t do?
Lucille Ball said, “I’d rather regret the things I have done than the things that I haven’t.” but she was probably quoting Zachary Scott.
I don’t get it. Who really said that?
-Henry David Thoreau (Mrs.)
Totally fake! Look at how straight the name is compared to the writing! and notice the D in ‘david’ overlaps the sign’s holder?!
yeah im glaD im not the only one
You guys do know that men can get breast cancer, right?
And I fail, missed the “from notable woman” part.
This image is photoshopped. The lines of text are out of line with the rest of the sign.
hey, I’m all about the fundraising and crap…. but with this, and the uselessness of the walks you’d think they’d have someone with brains run this crap.
this photo seems so photo-shopped…fail!
ugh, men get breast cancer aswell
Did no one notice the “THANK YOU SUPPORTING” fail below that? Someone dropped a preposition.
Photoshopped, the letters on the sign are going a different direction than the quote.
Stupid americans, men can have breast cancer also!
Stupid whereeveryourefrom, that’s not what this is about.
Yeah, us Americans are way stupider about other stuff but not men having breast cancer.
In america, it’s called moob cancer.
Mookie!(*_)($*@_(*#@_(*
You’re sexy when you’re mad!
That’s not mad, that’s excitement. Don’t you recognize that distinctive smell?
Lou and I had fish for lunch, so I was confused.
I figured you for a bangers and mash kind of girl.
Well women want to become men. Makes sense to me.
aside from “im NOT putting your dick in my mouth after it’s been in my ass”, there isn’t realy a good, inspirational quote from wimminz anyways :p