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Now that’s a Win!!!
Clever rogue. Now had he dressed like Sarah Palin…..
Like the half million people that dressed as her last year?
Avis, I have a recipe of sorts for you going into the holidays. Doesn’t require much cooking but you might really enjoy the ease.
Oooh! Recipes! What is it?
It’s simple really. I use it to decorate a Malted Milk Chocolate Cake I make. I take a plain cheesecake and freeze it. I use a melon baller or small ice cream scooper and make balls. Then I put those back in the freezer til they are hard. While I don’t put sticks in the ones for my cakes, I always have leftover cheesecake so I make “lollipops” to go with the cake. Stick lollipop sticks in the balls and then dip them in melted chocolate. For my cake, I roll them in crushed malted milk balls, which also happens to be in the mousse in the middle of the cake. Let it harden and you have cheesecake lollipops. You can do it with crushed nuts, mini chips, whatever. Just thought since you like to do stuff you might like the ease.
Oh and sorry for the non-sequitur everyone, I have been waiting to see Avis to tell her.
*wipes drool from chin*
No problem!
*passes Gracie a ShamWow while wiping his own chin with his sleeve*
Yeah, we don’t mind at all!!!
*dreams of cheesecake lollipops and Malted Milk Chocolate Cake*
That sounds truly delicious!
Tough luck, it’s all MIEN!!!
You can always get to my blog either through my name link here, or the link at the failpeeps site. You can leave all the recipes you want there!
Thank you!!!
*squeeze*
I need to bookmark your blog because that was why I was waiting for you hehehe. I knew it was linked in your user name.
There is a standing link at failpeeps, I think.
The ironic thing is you people constantly shoot other people down for being ‘trolls’ and the ironic thing is that you’re just as bad! Talking about each other’s blogs and cake on a forum where we’re meant to be discussing the picture!
Woops, did not realise i had already said ‘ironic’ once. This is why you should read over twice kids!
Care to share the whereabouts of your knowledge about what we are supposed to do here?
Off topic WIN *drools*
Random recipe placement WIN!!!!
*wipes drool off laptop*
That. Sounds. Amazing!!!!!
I am planning on making a pumpkin cheesecake, so this could be perfect!!
Ooooh – I’m going to have to try this, too.
Actually, if you don’t mind, I’d like to share this with my sister (she makes a great cheese cake). This sounds good.
Mmmmmm cheesecake.
here’s my recipe:
one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix, one can prepared coconut pecan frosting, 3/4 cup vegetable oil, 4 large eggs, one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, 3/4 cup butter or margarine, 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar, 2 cups all purpose flour
don’t forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers, fish shaped candies, fish shaped solid waste, fish shaped dirt, fish shaped Ethel benzine, pull n’ peel licorice, fish shaped volatile organic compounds, and sediment shaped sediment, candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish, one cup lemon juice, alpha resins, unsaturated polyester resin, fiberglass surface resins, volatile malted milk impoundments, 9 large egg yolks, 12 medium geosynthetic membranes, one cup granulated sugar, an entry called: “How To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands”, 2 cups rhubarb; sliced, 2/3 granulated rhubarb, 1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb, 1 tsp grated orange rhubarb, 3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire, 1 Large rhubarb,1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb,2 Tbsp rhubarb juice, adjustable aluminum head positioner, slaughter electric needle injector, cordless electric needle injector, injector needle driver, injector needle gun, cranial caps, and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemical’s that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Oh, and the cake is a lie.
Wow…I’ve never seen a flame war derailed so fast…it’s beautiful. And the cheesecake sounds delicious.
I learned long ago that cake fixes everything.
…more than half…
I’m thinkin fail
…wow… the ingenuity is blinding…
His cleverness is out of sight…
I dressed up as a woopie cushion this year… complete with out-of-sight self-inflating woopie cushions under each arm and one between my legs.
ppfffffff… kids loved it; mothers were horrified.
I was a mime. It’s overrated. I think next year I’ll be an ’80s rockstar.
Which one?
Dunno yet, but I’m leaning toward Joe Elliott (before the mullet). I still have my Union Jack concert shirt from the first time I saw Def Leppard. Of course, that all depends on how much weight I lose before then. I was quite a bit thinner then.
FailWin!
Did you see??? You’re part of his costume!!!
OH MY GOD!!! I hadn’t seen that!!!
Cool!
Should this count as a “powered by” party for Avis?
(okay so I’m a nerd and actually looked for the fail this guy used). He used the Product Placement Fail with the masks next to the chainsaws. K@ almost made it onto his costume, too.
Hee! The comment sorta works for his costume too!
I can’t read your comment – what is it?
*ahem*
“What? It’s the perfect accessory for a costume!”
*ahem*
*thunderous applause*
Poi-fect!!!
Bravo! Bravo!
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
yep
I’m in!
*starts the bubble machine*
Woohoo Avis!
*breaks into Scotty’s locker and gets out the sparklers*
Disturbing.
Woot, Avis!
Congrats!
Yes, lets. Since his costume was powered by Avis, I say a party is quite in order!
Who has the champagne? Confetti cannon?
C’mon, people, let’s party!!!
*cartwheels continuously across the blog*
Wheeeeee!
Awwww! Thanks guys!!!
I’ll bring dessert, I have just the thing
I brought canapes and a lovely chees wheel…
^insert missing e^
^inserts missing brain^
Well, this is a Friday party, and I missed the cuddle puddle earlier.
*Flips open communicator*
Enterprise, beam the entire cuddle puddle to my location.
*Cuddle puddle appears*
Much better.
*lights and hands out sparklers, cuddles into puddle*
*GROUPSQUEEZES!!!!*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
*SKAWEEZW*
Awesome, Avis.
*pops open the champagne*
Let’s have some bubbly!
¡dɹn1s ¡ʞuı1ɔ
You have a non-linear way about you I like that.
Woohoo!
*holds out glass*
*looks hopefull*
Wait where’s the OJ we ranout of Mimosas two fails ago. GS can you get the replicators to make orange juice for us?
May I?
Aww what the heck…
*Glug glug glug*
*steals bottle from Emp*
*pours half the contents directly down own throat*
Here you go/
*steps away, unsteadily*
*Moves all furniture that may act as a drunk-catcher from Avis’s path*
Naw, I’m goo-hic-ood!
(Sadly I have to go clean house now, see you guys later!)
*birdysqueezes*
*squeezes Qwaz*
I seem to have forgotten which way is up.
*Dizzysqueeze*
*leaps into puddle*
Welcome to the bonus fail, Scotty!
*cuddlesqueeze*
Brought the vegi tray and some dip.
*grabs sparkler and glass*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
I really hope that wasn’t the cuddle puddle from earlier… *waiting for a FOOOOOM from the built up methane released earlier*
The transporter buffers would have filtered out any harmful elements. We are safe as long as there is not another buildup of noxious gasses.
Not to mention the industrial-sized exhaust fan that I ran to clear the gas.
Good point I forgot about that.
*still cautious* I had a lot of beans last night… and again today at lunch.
*creeps in wearing full bomb squad gear, complete with sign on back that reads “if you see me running, try to catch up”*
*buys Beano™ in bulk*
Here…take some of these…
*Loud applause*
First to power a picture! Well done.
Well, some here* seemed to think that the donkey with the BMW sign was powered by me.
*Mostly me.
Whoop for Avis!!
It looks like Sauerkraut in the Recent Comments too.
A couple of times!
But Avis is muy cooler than I ever will be.
moi?? What am I guilty of now??
You know you failblog too much when: You knew it was Avis just by the avatar.
I’m a failblog junky
just dont call me a monkey. …
Three cheers for Avis for her supporting role on the costume! *applauds*
GMTA Judy.
Hi! (GMTA?)
(Great Minds Think Alike)
Nevermind. It just hit me.
*falls on floor due to the force of the thought*
*carefully opens one eye to see where everyone is and why they aren’t coming to the rescue of the seemingly unconscious failer on the floor*
*swoops in an SQUEEZES Judy*
Don’t know why we left you there that long!
*nudges a “d” into own comment*
This should revive you.
*pours bubbly into Judy’s mouth*
*glug glug gulg guug lug gl…..*
bettah…um thansh dwagon…
*slumps down, sliding into cuddle puddle
*scoots to the side to give Judy room*
Weighty thoughts, huh? Glad you’re ok.
Did you you slip some Dragon grog into that bubbly DW?
*perks ears*
Dragon grog? Something new to try?
Oh please, please Dragon, may I please try some?
*bats eyelashes*
*steals GS’s puppy dog eyes*
*uses stolen eyes to beg*
Dragon Grog is some dangerous stuff. I’d say go ask Brewski, but he doesn’t remember any of it!
Noooooooo! I’d never slip dragon-grog to a failpeep on PURPOSE!!
*attempts to look innocent*
Is that why he hasn’t made an appearance today?
Umm.. go look at Brewskis comment at the bottom of the page.
I saw
I miss him already.
*snuggles with Failpeeps*
*curls in with Gracie and a ShamWow*
*points to his own mouth*
*¡ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
*¡ǝǝɥ-ǝǝʇ*
Congrats Avis!!! Failpeep Win!
Someone buy that guy a drink!!
From the look on his face, he’s already had quite a few.
Your point?
… Guess I don’t have one… he’s obviously still standing, might as well buy him a few more drinks so we can get the follow-up fail picture of him passed out in a gutter, laying between Kate Gosslin and Sarah Palin
That would just be scary!
Worse would be passed out in the gutter between two big burly guys, one with a Gosslin wig, and the other with a Palin wig.
I don’t know, it’s hard to beat the real things.
true, but what are you going to do if you can’t get them both on short notice?
Why would you want them both, let alone on short notice?
Well… the assumption was that all three would be passed out in the gutter. Then you could take a picture and drive through a really large puddle that happens to be nearby.
Oh the humanity.
Oh the huge Manatee!!
i was not drinking lol
If that is you, you look a might young for drinking anyway!!
What’s all this about a luge fantasy?
Well, it involves the upcoming Olympics in Vancouver, the women’s luge team, Baconlube, and, uh, the rest will have to wait until you’re 18.
I’m way over 18. Will you fill me in? I could use a good fantasy.
Of course!
*Leans close to Gracie, puts hand up and whispers in her ear for several minutes*
Then, to make the experience complete, you all go our for brunch the next morning.
Qwaz? I don’t think it’s legal for you to even think about things like that!
Call me a criminal
*sirens blare, lights glare* HANDS ON YOUR HEAD PERVERT.
They didn’t say which store near me I can get it at.
*pouts*
Maybe one day they’ll sell it on ICHC or something. We can get different ones so our “Fails” will be powered by another Failpeep.
That’s awesome
lol 3rd
counting fail
Mounting fail
*snerk*
Why didnt I think of that?? *smacks self on the side of the head*
Yay Avis with the first post.
(Shhh! We don’t do that here.
Just congratulate her for being on the costume!!!)
Well, that time!
First! First! First! First!
Well, self-criticism is good thing.
TIME PARADOX NOoOOOOoOOooOOOoOooOOOOOOooooOO!!!!!!!
Level infinity- destruction calculated at 100%!
I’ll be talking to my past self about this someday.
A name fail. And to think I’m better than that.
NO! DONT…USE…THAT…WORD…CAN’T…SUPRESS…MGS3…REFERENCE…MUCH…LONGER…
Quarxyz, what have you done?!? You’ve changed the future! You’ve created a time paradox!
Damn, I really need to get that obscure refernce supressor checked.
Why didn’t I think of dressing up as FAILBlog?
WIN to the extreme!
Total Win
this is me lol
I can’t believe he doesn’t have the other 427 comments printed as well!
That would have been one heavy costume!
some people just can’t commit to going all out for Halloween.
I know! Rude much?
I am devastated Brewski leaving and I was so looking forward to no pants Fridays.
Expectations like this may have been a contributing factor.
Good thing he didn’t pick Conspiracy Fail.
Dear Failpeeps:
(Nothing good ever begins with that line, does it?)
I hate to be the bearer of bad news on a Friday. There’s no easy way to say it, so I’ll just say it… I’m retiring from Failblog. There’s a lot of great people here… witty, intelligent, fun, insightful people. I feel richer for having gotten to know you. Thanks for all those who said kind words over the months. And I hope in some small way, I left an impression on some of you (a good one, preferably!) I learned a lot here. Some of it I wish I hadn’t! (I’m still looking for brain bleach at the local supermarket.) But one thing is for sure, it wasn’t ever dull.
It’s great that there are so many new people lately! I know the blog lives on, despite the turnover. I hope people won’t be sad. I’m not going anywhere. I just won’t be commenting any longer.
So anyway… ♫♪ Thanks for the memories! ♫♪
Farewell *squeezes* for all!
-Brewski
Awwww! You will be missed, a LOT.
*goodbyesqueezes*
*pouts*
Nooo! I was so looking forward to no pants *wwps inconsolably”
Wait this doesn’t have anything to do with that “Cupcake” thing does it?
*squeezes Cupcake g’bye*
*goodbye squeeze*
…And things were never the same.
Farewell, friend. Your wit shall be missed.
*Farewell squeeze*
You’ll be missed, Brewski.
Noooo!
But but but… why?
If we gave you back your pants would you stay??
Sorry to see you go Brewski.
*farewell squeeze*
I don’t know what to say here, other than I know this decision didn’t come easy to you. I’m sorry that this was a decision you had to make at all, and I certainly wish the result was different. I have a feeling that we’ll still be in touch, so I’m not going to get too sentimental.
Good luck my friend.
*squeeze!*
I read yours and the others’ comments for quite a while before I participated I has been a fun afternoon my first real day here, *removes pants in a farewell gesture* You will be missed.
So sad to see you leave, Brewski…
You were the first one to welcome me to Failblog. You’ve left some lasting memories and, like AA said, I’m sure you didn’t take this decision lightly.
Take care, my friend…and keep in touch…
*squeeze*
My sentiments mirror the Admirals. You will be missed.
*parting squeeze*
*failpeepsqueeze*
Sad to hear it, but I understand. Like others said I’m sure this wasn’t easy, but I hope it’s the right thing for you.
*squeezes*
But… but… I bought a new turkey baster for the upcoming holidays!
*quivery lip, leaky eyes*
You’re leaving a hell of a positive impression, my friend. I will miss you very much; and I hope you’ll reconsider this decision somewhen.
*SQUEEEEEEEZE*
Please, allow me one last cuddle-puddle squeeze.
*tighthuggysqueeze*
*falls to knees*
*looks up the the heavens and shouts*
NOOOOOOO!!!
But, on a serious note, Brewski, you have entertained all of us with your witty, hilarious, and occasionally moving posts. Some of the funniest and most profound comments I’ve read have been written by you. You will be missed, and I hope your life brings you happiness.
*goodbye squeezes*
*plays “The Last Post” on the trumpet*
*two minute silence*
Goodbye and thanks!
*squeeze*
*sobbing*
*hands over 12 pack I’d been hiding from the cuddle puddle party*
I’ll miss you Cupcake.
I can’t think of any reason anyone would want to leave the Fail blog community. I mean, I am really busy at work and probably will be from now until next year, but I still try to lurk and contribute when I can.
But, I am sure you have a good reason, so have fun out there and remember not to take life too seriously.
You were a large part of why I started chiming in on Fail. As for impressions, I believe your name will live on in infamy. I consider myself fortunate that I got the chance to chat with you. I wish you all the best in your future endevors and hope that someday, somewhere, I’ll see your name again.
*hands Brew spare pants*
*SqueezitySqueezeSqueezen*
I believe you and MRN were the first failpeeps to chat with me. I personally got very busy with work and am back to lurking on my lunch! Hope all is well, you will be missed.
Should Brewski’s pants come off one last time and be retired?
He should certainly be debriefed before he leaves.
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
awwww man!!
Brewski you are the best
Did Maus leave the keys to the cart?
I see what you did there. -snicker-
Awww… Thanks all for the nice notes.
I realize I forgot to add something… as many surmised, it’s not a decision I took lightly. But it’s definitely the right decision. And it’s my own doing, not anybody’s fault here. In short, I have somebody I love very much. And she’s what’s important.
Have a good weekend!
*grabs pint of ale in toast*
Cheers!
Cheers!
We’ll think of you every time we see someone lose their pants!
*considers a parting stealing-of-the-pants*
*tickles Brewski instead*
She’s a very lucky woman!
Cheers to you, Brewski!
*goodbye squeezes*
*hands over special gift*
For some reason, I am reminded of lunchbox.
Well, that s!ucks. Hope you ain’t also quitting red sox nation.
*Raises glass*
Cheers Brewski. If you are happy, I’m happy for you.
It really sucks to see you leave. Did I say that before?
You were among the first to make me feel welcome here. I definitely miss you when you’re not around, which means I’ll be missing you a lot from now on. *sniff*
I hope circumstances change in the not-too-distant future & that you re-evaluate your decision. You are a lot of fun — I don’t think you realize how many smiles you’ve put on my face in the few months I’ve been posting here, or how many smiles you’ve put on other peoples’ faces with your witty, clever, sometimes irreverent posts.
Please pop in now and then, even if you have to wear a disguise to do so … and don’t forget to surprise us once in a while in kitteh-land!
*megasqueeze*
Dear Brewski:
I don’t think I’ll ever get used to losing my Fail Peeps. You are no exception.
Please take care, and know that you made a lot of people smile, laugh, and forget their troubles for awhile.
*cheers*
–Little Girl Blue
Friday the thirteenth comes through. Remember that leaving is the first step in returning. Be seeing you later.
Brewski was my favorite Fail Peep. Now I don’t really know what to do. There are a lot of great ones left but this is profoundly sad for me.
Updating on Fail Blog obsessively all day does seem to create some issues so I could understand why someone might have to decide the loved ones in their real lives need more time and attention.
I hope Brewski might update us from time to time but I wish him well.
Brewski, you will be sorely missed.
*tearfulsqueezies*
*apologetic squeeze*
I’m sorry about yesterday. You were right…I could have expressed myself better.
I’m truly touched. Thank you. *squeeze*
I’ve been feeling badly all day wanting some way to make up with all the people that seemed hurt or angry or even confused by my remarks. I seriously thought maybe I should just quit. I couldn’t even join in the cuddle puddle, which is one of my favorite events on FB!
I’m opinionated and vociferous but I never want it to be at the expense of anyone else. It’s hard when some of your main interests are religion and politics, lol. *Especially* when the people around you aren’t of a like mindset. Everyone comes from their own experiences and point-of-view and I find it fascinating learning what makes people tick. I actually like it when people open me up to those opposing viewpoints. I’d like to be intellectually honest enough to be persuaded by a good argument.
Sometimes, though, people take offense where none is intended. It seems like the art of graciously disagreeing and listening is being replaced with so much acrimony and personal attacks. I know sometimes I have to take a deep breath when I hear certain things that push my buttons. I think it’s more important to be loving than to always have to be right and get the last word. I want y’all to know that you are loved. I’m very imperfect and I don’t always live up to my ideals, so I hope y’all will bear with me.
*apologeticsqueeziesforFailPeeps*
*sadsqueeze* We’ll miss you and your pants.
I haven’t been commenting on the blog much so far, but I’ve been lurking here since the summer, and I feel the blog loses a great deal without you, which is sad. Too bad I didn’t get to talk to you.
Good bye and good luck!
*Squeezes brew*
Thanks for sharing all that time with us. Unfortunate for all who won’t get to experience all you had to offer. You will be really missed.
Meegwetch Brewski for being so nice to me on here and helping me to be a better person. I hope that you leave with a good heart because you have a huge one.Karma. Walk in a good way and be proud you have helped so many on here. I will miss you personally.
Muskrat who cares for the Fire.
Well, I know I don’t usually comment much during your time, but I still feel the pang. You’ll be missed by many, but I guess a man has gotta do what a man has gotta do. Farewell then.
First time failblog made me cry.
Interesting. This picture is the first time that I see, that failblog actually has ads. I never even realized that there were blocked ads. Yay for AdBlock Plus
*loves ABP*
Ad Muncher rocks!
Actually it’s a win.
And that’s what the caption of the photo says.
The caption on the costume however…
I’m surprised that you can see the picture Avis. You were having problems with the dental ads, last I heard.
All those seem to have resolved. Seem to. The dental ads were actually a good sign. If all three of the top ones were dental, I could see the comments. The pics were never a problem to see. It was the fun part that was difficult.
Fail Win
Are you trying to choose? There IS a caption.
Ahem, Qwaz.
Sorry, When I stoop to that level I just make up a new e-mail adress.
*Sends self to corner*
Please, stay identifiable. It’s just more honest.
*squeeze*
Yeah! We can’t be confusing FailBloggers!
FailBlogger…………….confused.
Now look what you’ve done!
I’m sorry!
Are you my mommy?
*dazed look in eyes*
who’s your daddy?
Good god, what on earth is going on here?!
It’s all gone out of control!
*waves arms around and runs out of room*
*sprints after GBF with ET finger*
Heck, I don’t know. It’s been so long that I’ve forgotten who get’s tied up.
*plays hornpipe, sails off in pursuit of Judy*
Hey, what did I miss?
I feel like I’ve seen this thread before…
Where, AE?
What Arthur was trying to say is this:
ht tp://failblog(dot)org/2009/03/27/fire-prevention-fail/#comment-343353
Thanks for clearing that up Avis.
Um how did you do that?
win internetz
that is awesome!
Hallowin!
This is the future of public mobile porn.
Im so glad you guys appreciated my costume…My brother-in-law, Jacob, is the one in my costume. I had been reading about the facebook costumes and thought that being a failed failblog post is so much better.
Just and FYI, I have the PDF of the costume and you can print it out (about 40 sheets) and make the costume yourself.
Here is the link: http://www.goderek.com/failblogpostercostume.pdf
The sad part is that more people thought I was a “computer screen” or a “newspaper”.
Thanks guys for the WIN!
Dude – - that was KEWL!!!
Yeah, I feel the same way.
Nice job!
It’s kinda encouraging that people your age still know what a newspaper looks like…
Well done!
Oh, and: Why did you reply to THAT particular comment?!?
I’d like to see Hawtness.com (http://hawtness.com/) costume on the next halloween
I can’t believe I actually spent a while wondering what the fail was in the “FAIL” I thought was a picture.
I can see why you might. He has a failure face. Failure is written all over it. *apologies to Shultz*
That man is pure win
Total win, kid!
Sorry to be so confused – (personal FAIL). There are no “thumbs up” icons. Popular fail has 5 “thumbs down”. Is this just a Bizzaro-world LIAF gniht?
Raargh
this is pure genius.
SO WIN!! xD
i saw someone do this at a mall next to me, they put it on youtube
Did anyone notice the ad fro the LDS Church on his costume. That seemed pretty funny. They don’t really have ads on here do they?
nice one! i wish i had one lol =D