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Geography, shmography.
I’m not entirely sure this is a fail. The last time I was there, Cuban seemed the theme of the week.
*still working on my Spanish*
It should be placed south of Lake Okeechobee, but, unfortunately, this is not a fail and it certainly isn’t a win.
SHouldn’t it be a fail because the island right next to his crotch looks like a penis?
The real fail is: he is an alien! On the left side next to his crotch you can see his member – resembling a green island.
Its called cuba dumbass
YEAH I KNOW RIGHT!
haha exactly what I thought
right? that’s what i was laughing at!
I live here, it’s not a fail. But maybe having western Cuba near the guy’s nether region is.
the only problem is that the labels are shifted upwards a couple inches. Yucatan is one of the Mexican states, just under where the Yucatan label is. Same with Cuba.
why so serious??
Hows about the guys enormous boner? – with mustard on the tip – or cheese perhaps??? :-*
They have shots for that now.
What has be been doing with it? That’s not a healthy color.
You really don’t want to know.
We’ve secretly replaced Bob’s junk with a grossly misshapen vegetable product…Let’s see if he notices.
Looks like Bob is about to have a sword fight with someone off camera that has ketchup on his vegetable. Taking bets on the winner.
Shmeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
yeaaaah thank you!! haha, i didn’t even notice the cuba.
Yeah, but Yucatan is pretty much straight south-east of the label. If you moved the Cuba label accordingly, it’d probably miss the entire island, and certainly be hidden behind the presenter.
Being a natural born Floridian/Seminole, hiding Cuba is not always a bad idea.
did anyone noticed cuba looks like a penis or is that just me?
That’s originally what I thought the fail was meant to be, because I’m bad at geography.
I saw that as well.
If you’ve ever been to miami… well, it’s almost cuba.
Awww – what a sad island.
*snork!*
*offers the weather man a ShamWow*
Duh, that’s Spain.
I thought that was Idaho?
Nope, that’s definitely Egypt.
You’re all wrong, that’s Nebraska!
Can we see Russia from there?
Nonsense, anyone can see that’s the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia!
In Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia…
Oh, never mind…
Did you know that Cuba is only 14 miles from the border of Canada? Imagine that, eh?
Canada, you say? But Cuba is an island in the ocean and Canada’s dry.
Canada’s Dry? Tasty…
Dr. Pepper will be in momentarily to see you, Khaaaaaaan.
Oh, come now people, that’s clearly Madagascar!
Is it getting Chile in here?
You’re such a turkey.
Peru-se it again, you’ll see that you’re wrong.
Alright, lemme spain it to you again…
You’re all wrong. Don’t raise my Eire.
Iran all the way here to tell you about this great new product!
There is only one person who can do that, wait I forgot her name, uh, marry can?
I think her name is Monaco Lewinsky.
Your gears seem to be grinding BBB, let me Greece them for you.
Now you’re just russian through it.
That’ll help your Sudan run better.
When we get there, can we dance the Conga?
England if your right Emperor, it’s not nice to point it out.
*takes Greece with a grudge*
First we get the, den we mark it off our places to visit list.
I meant then,**
I hope everyone saw what I was China do.
Norway! You want to go there too?
Yemen! It’ll be a fun time, dude!
Sweden the pot with a couple of tickets to the Russian ballet and I’m there!
The label for Nether land not sea are correct on this fail.
Italy-a, you all are crazy.
*Sigh*
There not then.
Let him Finnish and maybe he’ll get it right.
Last time someone tried to sell me that stuff, Egypt me out of $50.
People who do that kind of stuff Armenia.
Serbia gentleman, and stop behaving immature.
That should make getting cigars easier.
I did not have sex with that woman!
I did not have sex with that continent!
That continent did not have sex with a woman!
Having sex has made him incontinent…look he’s leaking!
Leaking on the continent made Cuba’s day!
Shower’s in the forecast?
Just a few spurts of rain.
Golden showers?
Perhaps it’s a continuity thang after all the previous fail was a woman allegedly lounging in a toilet…
Ha! That’s the first thing I noticed too!
*shakes fist at blogmonster*
Don’t tell me to slow down!
Et tu, Ms B?
*squeeze*
Am I the only one that sees the weatherman’s giant, misshapen, dripping weiner????
*sisterly squeeze*
Nope.
Phew! I was beginning to worry for a minute there.
*squeeze*
I can see it to *staresAtIt*
15 Schnitzengrubens is my limit,baby.
A wed wose. How womantic.
That’s Headly! Now could you check the hot tub for my duck please?
That guy didn’t give me a harumph!!
I say beat him until he is dead from it.
I think I may love you Mama!! You or Mel.
Aw shucks yer gonna make Jabba the Husband jealous.
That’s FROGGIE, thank you!
Now I do!
Me, too! *snorkroffle!*
I saw it. I somehow managed not to stare though.
Judy sees a giant, misshapen, dripping weiner in almost every fail. She is just delicate about mentioning any more than is necessary.
I originally thought that was the fail, until I noticed Cuba. Guess we know where my head is at…
He just installed a new toilet for it.
That was the first thing I saw… For a second, I actually thought it was another penis-shaped fail.
I didn’t even look at the rest of the map until after I had posted my original comment.
First thing I noticed. It was as if the word “Cuba” on Florida was just to make you look at his “island” appendage.
I didn’t even notice Florida said ‘Cuba’ until I saw the name of the fail. All I saw was a gigantoid wang.
Must have seen something out of screen…
or at least so I hope, unless he gets turned on by doing the forecast.
That’s a sexy cold front you’ve got there.
Is that a cold front or are you just happy to see me?:roll:
Failic — WIN!!!!one!!elebenty!!!
You’re most definitely not the only one, Judy.
A two-fer fail
Yeah, it’s a bonus fail. A fail within a fail.
I love the look on Weatherman’s face.
Whaddafuh?!?!
Ms B are you blogging more than one site?
Nope.
I think my computer has hitchcups! Or maybe too many winders open at once.
I do comment on ICHC on occasion. Not very often though.
I love ICHC sometimes I won’t check for days so there will be lots of new kittehs to see. I actually went to the last post when I was sick and went backwards until I got to the current ones.
Wow… you are sick
No When you have snotterfalls and gastrointestinal distress you pick something that doesn’t tax your mind too much. Welcome back.
He seems to be dripping somewhat.
Missile crisis.
Radiation leak?
Dripping some what?
Dripping some, woot?
Dripping woot, where?
LOL — In his defense, Cuba and Flordia are practically synonymous!
They may be weather experts, but they’re geography morons.
Isn’t that kind of a contradiction? Like being a physics professor while rubbish at elementary math…
Are you sure they’re morons and not just ahead of their time? I’m sure there are some in the country who would willingly allow Cuba to annex Florida (stupid haning chads).
His Mexican geography is off a bit, too, unless we’re now calling it the Gulf of Yucatan.
You didn’t get the memo?
Ombrophobia – fear of rain or of being rained on.
*runs for her umber-ella-ella*
Ithyphallophobia-fear of erect penises.
I do not suffer from that phobia. Most definitely. Nope.
Hey Gracie, thanks for the mimosa!
You don’t get the same texts from friends that I’ve received or you would suffer Ithyphallophobia. Sometimes I wake up screaming. And not in a good way.
Friends send you texts that make you wake up screaming? You need some new friends or maybe some that are not so easily excited.
I’m regressively repressed. It’s been a while. A long, long, LONG while.
*supportivesqueezes*
That would be an awful phobia for a guy.
Wow, my first random moderated comment…
¡mage is what did it, BG.
Oh. First I thought the (real) cuba’s dick shape at his dick is what’s fun about it!
Looks like he’s got some drippage too.
You better be careful before you unzip…
It’s not the faucet that you hear going drip drip drip
Anpu demands to know why they hired a Scientologist to work on their map? Everyone knows that Scientologists don’t believe in accurate maps.
That’s all they could afford. Scientologists work dirt cheap.
Dude! Take the shot the pills take too long!
Wow, the Castros have been busy!
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!
Multiple fails in this’n.
1.) The island of Cuba and it’s positioning.
2.) Florida is definitely not Cuba…the labels are shifted up.
*guns down apostrophe in “it’s”
You’re welcome.
English Major we salute you!
No, read his title. He’s the English General.
Sorry sir it’s these standard issue black-rimmed glasses it’s just the apostrophe knocked me askew for a moment.
♫♫♪♪ I am the very model of a modern major general. . .♫♫♪♪
Pirates have invaded!
Based on the weatherman’s boner, he is the King Pirate and looking for some booty.
how did you not notice the first thing most of us noticed???? how sick am I? aaahhhhh
You’re not the only one.
thanks bg!
It’s Fridinia time!
*does the happy Fridinia dance*
Have a mimosa, Cloral!
Left my Fridinia in my other pants!
Why for you need pants? It’s Fridinia!
my sentipants exactly!
After looking at the People of Walmart site yesterday, I’m definitely voting in favor of pants. That was so WTF!
happy fridinia fail peeps!
*fridinia squeezies*
After the fifth time it’s just not funny anymore. But you don’t seem to realize that. Or you think otherwise. Either way, imho failblog fails for still posting these.
Come on even a cheap laugh is good if you’re having a bad day or bored at work or out of Mimosas Where is that cabana boy when you need him?
Sorry all. Out of Momosas. We do, however, have a nice selection of daquiri, mudslide, mojito, and beer. (both domestic and import)
(Ah, she said the “b” word. Maybe now, Cupcake will show.)
I hope so. I got a 12 pack just for him.
ah he only needs 11, send me one!
Put a pretty bow over the empty spot so he won’t notice.
Ha. He’ll take the full 12. I have several others though. We go from Pabst to Guiness. Got a few Pilsner U’s and of course, Coors. I live in Denver after all.
choices!!! pass a Pilsner then
*gives thirsty look*
*slides ShamWow under zooomz’s drooling chin*
I’ll have a Coors light, please.
I don’t drink, but I can cut produce with the best of them.
*slices lime for Judy’s Coors*
Oh, no produce in the drink, please.
Thanks for the save JW. Had to actually do some work for a minute.
*the bar is still open*
Are you not familiar with the chemical reaction and why Coors and Coors light are always served with a wedge of lime?
Coors is so Basic (basic vs. acidic, just go with it, they’re opposite ends of the spectrum) that it is served with a slice of lime so the acid in the lime juice counteracts the extreme base of the beer.
Ah the things you learn in high school chemistry class…
Why do they put citrus in beer? I never quite got what that’s all about.
No, I hadn’t heard that, JW. In fact, if today would have been “irl”, it only would have been the second time I would have had Coors light, so I’m not really aware of the science aspect of it. I’m normally a Bud Light gal.
Citrus is for combating scurvy. Started with the pirates.
Would you like a frosty mug for your Pilsner?
Daquiri, and could I have one of those little paper umbrellas in case I get leaked on?
Absolutely!! Raspberry, Strawberry, or Banana Daquiri? I would like to coordinate the color of the umbrella.
Raspberry and I am still looking for my duck.
*hands off Raspberry daquiri with pink and purple paper umbrella*
Well, I’m still waiting for the Governor’s harumph.
I never had a Banana Daquiri, may I have one?
naturally BG.
*blender runs*
One Banana with cherries and a blue paper umbrella for BG.
*Love being the bartender*
Governors “harumph” must watch DVD mind has gone blank…
*snickers*
You’ll get there.
What? No margaritas? Sacrilege!
*makes a classic margarita with Cabo*
*salutes WN*
*drinks*
Sorry Gracie. I had a surplus of Rum. What’s a girl to do?
I don’t get it. What is this “surplus of Rum” you speak of?
Why is the rum gone?
She’ll be impossible to live with after this.
Oh. Sorry GS. It’s when you buy more than you drink. Not everyone understands.
*holds out salt rimmed glass*
*makes puppy dog eyes*
*mixes GS a classic margarita with Cabo*
*makes another one for herself while she’s at it*
To WN!
*drinks*
Ah, yes, to WN.
*small sigh*
*Clinks glass*
*Drinks*
WN?
Woah Nellie. One of our departed Failfriends.
The real FAIL is people looking for sexual innuendos in everything and then calling fail on THEM, instead of realizing that their lives are horribly pathetic, and that they are in dire need of a good fu(k themselves.
Oh, and just as much as the retard who put a word censoring filter on this site, because he *honestly* believes, that that would in any way “protect” children or other retards who play a fake theater as soon as they see such a word. I mean, how fu(ked up can one be??
Hey way to ruin the mood angry person! If someone is looking for it they will find it we can only hope people will keep their metaphoric tongues firmly in their cheeks. Oh an innuendo is just a fancy Italian suppository.
That’s odd, I’ve seen your name on here before, but I don’t remember you being such an asshat. Is everything alright in real life? Can we help in some way?
BAReFOOt, you are not usually trollish. WTF?
Eh, his troll side comes and goes.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Troll?
He is bi-troller
*snork*
troll-curious?
Thank you for using the other “A” word. I was thinking “What a D@#ch!^g!” {inner monolouge says “Just hear it Jonnie Don’t say it!}
After more than 50 months without any personal innuendo, I think I get to fail vicariously.
Don’t you judge me.
*jumps up and down*
Oo, Oo… Can I judge you?
As long as you’re careful with your gavel, well, I guess you can judge me.
Just as long as I don’t end up in the gas chamber.
Hey, you’re the one who started the methane venting in the cuddle puddle.
*sobbing*
I just wanted to relax in the bubbles!!
There’s no need to sob *passes BBB a ShamWow*
Just next time… simply turn the little nob marked “jets.”
When they were little my nephews called them bungles. Give us another round barkeep. Thanks for ’splainin’ the citrus/beer thingey (in small words too just the way moother used to…)
Looks like his cuba is waking up
Also the american state of “Cuba” looks pretty much like Florida, the only difference is it’s to the east of the sea of “Yucatan”
Yucatan should read you can tan, if you live within that vicinity.
the real fail here is that the news station that did this is in central florida. i watch this news station, i would know. way to fail cf news 13!
Capital observation there.
well it’s quite obvious that the text is higher than it should be… because if you both of the labels they are correct. Would have been funnier if they actually thought that florida was cuba…
Is it photoshopped, too?
*waits patiently for afternoon rewind*
*taps foot*
*hums tuneless tune*
if you *lower* both of the labels
A Haiku for what seems to be an uninspiring fail.
Rorschach fail tells me
what kind of person you are.
Which Fail do you see?
*dons super-sexy, wet-looking, one-piece bathing suit with more skin showing than bathing suit*
*holds up ‘10′ card above head while prancing in a circle in very high heels*
I really need to get back to doing these more often!
*squeezies!*
*squeeziesformyGS*
Laadies aand Gentlemen. Wel-come to the Haiku championship of the wooorld in the Failblog arena.
In the red corner:
The Un-Dis-Puted Haiku Champion of the wooooooorld:
Grrrreat, Me transmitte Sursum, ca-le-doooooni, SCOOOOOOOOOOOT
(/Buffer)
Wow, I’m really flattered!
*squeeze*
*throws hat in ring*
Geography fail?
Staring at Cuba. Intent.
Looks a Win to me.
What the heck, I’m game.
Hurricane warning
means some extra camera time.
HappyWeatherman .
*gets out crowbar, pries “Happy” apart from “Weatherman”*
Gotta love a group that uses Haiku to discuss a fail
*motions to crowd to clap wildly*
Peanuts getcher peanuts here!
*waves hands*
Over here!
*golf crap*
*joins crapping*
Nice foreskin.
Pretty obvious a computer error happened with the labels. I wouldn’t really classify this as a “fail” unless the “fail” is for the computer.
Somebody get a dicitionary for jasonmicron here!
And maybe a sign up sheet for humo(u)r 101.
It takes a man really secure in his masculinity to use the word “micron” for his name in a discussion about a gigantic comical wang.
Doesn’t seem like a fail to me. I mean, have you *been* there? Nothing but Cubans.
Yeah, those Seminoles are just Cubans that refuse to speak Spanish.
And all those retired people are just Cubans with Northeastern accents.
And the oversized men in speedos you can’t see because their guts are hiding it are Cubans that prefer to speak French with a Canadian accent.
Coming from a amateur meteorologist.. I find this to be hilarious
*an*
where is the fail?
Cuba goes where?
hehe cause cuba looks like a giant boner…hehehe
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TRI-FAIL!
Actually that really isnt a fail. Florida is actually North Cuba,so that pic is spot on!
the island looks like a penis
Yeah, you say you’re my stalker, but you never call, you never write. I- I never see you anymore!
*sobs and runs away*
the island below “cuba” look like a penis the way its comin right out of his crotch
i thought first, look like the weatherman has a dick with ball…
The actual Cuba was busy looking like this guy’s huge dong.
Meh. Florida, Cuba… close enough.
It’s a double-whammy fail!
Looks pretty correct to me
The sad thing is that that picture is from a news station in Florida xD.
double fail for perfect placement of man to cuba
I knew it!
The communists stole the election in 2000!
actually it’s just an alignment problem: “cuba” and “yucatan” are both supposed to be lower. it’s not that they don’t know where cuba is…
LMAO looks like hes growing apenis at the same time XD
It’s almost like it’s giving us directions for sex.
Look at him, then look at actual cuba. That’s the fail..
Squirting Cuban penis win.
let’s hope there won’t be a hurricane in bonerville
They label this as “FAIL”, which means that they obviously haven’t ever been to Miami.
WHAT DID HE DO THE YUCATAN!? I thought that was illegal! XD
anyone notice the placement of the real cuba
Thought the fail was the penis
Happy Caturday to you all. I’m as happy as a piddlefish.
lulz real cuba looks like it’s his penis
I wondered why it looked so familiar. I thought it was because I grew up in Florida. Duh me!
is this a penis?
I WOULD SAY THERS 2 FAILS:
1. its florida dushbaggs!
2. cuba looks like the guys d*ck
equlalz: epic fails
haha first i thought “okay, the guy has a geographical penis” but then i recognized Yucatán in the middle of the mexican golf and florida being CUBA LOOOL
max thumbs down for that 
I count this as 2 fails. the geography. and the fact that cuba looks like it could be his dick and the yellow is the head xD
If you can’t read the Webkinz comment I (tried to) post(ed), it says:
Triple Fail : what was mentioned earlier and LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS
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Stupid moron put a curse word in his post! Can you find it?
I thought it was funny that cuba (i mean the real cuba) makes him look aroused.
I thought that the joke was that the island looked like his penis.
Now I’m disappoint at what the joke really is. :[
lol. I live in FL! first ever bright house/central florida news 13 fail i’ve ever seen
the first thing i noticed was where his pants were……..look xDD
Ummmmmmm,
This is clearly a win, someone had to have done this to him
It’s a Cuban Phallus Crisis.
lol it looks cuba is his penis, and the other country is a monster eating it! ^___^
double fail. cuba looks like his dick and florida is labeled “cuba”