Comments on: Friday Rewind: Cop Fail

By: FeelMe

FeelMe — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:36:47 +0000

Really really really really slow!! )

By: Worlds Hardest Game

Worlds Hardest Game — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:32:57 +0000

Nice one, hehehehehe I love it when reporters can’t handle urge to laugh

By: Danny

Danny — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:12:11 +0000

We’ve all been there.

By: urkiddinme

urkiddinme — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:53:13 +0000

you can NOT overdose on marijuana.. not even 4 pounds or more..

By: Hates Photoshop

Hates Photoshop — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:24:02 +0000

Did everyone miss the snort at :43??

By: AceDevil

AceDevil — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:27:16 +0000

“I think we’re dead.” That was hilarious.

No more drugs for those two.

By: tylonfoxx

tylonfoxx — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:02:48 +0000

damn, i’d say that the cop must have eaten a truckload of pot brownies…

to overdose by smoking, you’d need to smoke 4 pounds of pure mariuhana..

eating? well, let’s just say he’d needed to have eaten a s**tload of brownies before then…. so either that cop can’t take the buzz or he has an, as of yet, unheard of stomach capacity

By: Vonni

Vonni — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:33:34 +0000

High five! Me too! I wish I would’ve seen it when it aired, haha.

By: BlindVigilance

BlindVigilance — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:51:20 +0000

Its hilarious how the newspeople are cracking up in the backround,,

By: coco butter

coco butter — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:53:34 +0000

you fail!

By: Are you serious?

Are you serious? — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:24:11 +0000

A cop calling 911 on himself because he was too high? That is stone-cold hilarious. The tone of his voice, his diction, the news reporters reaction… all funny. I think this is probably my favorite video I’ve ever seen on the internet.

By: rob

rob — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:54:15 +0000

I think we’re dead lol

By: Id1dnelnv3nD

Id1dnelnv3nD — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:00:18 +0000

His Name is max Payne
[Max is still hallucinating on Valkyr Brownies, and encounters the same note as before]
[the note reads] You’re on Fail Blog, Max.
Max Payne: The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Satirically Comments on my Idiocy, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. the repetitious act of Calling, time slowing down to show off my fail. The paranoid feeling of someone reading my every fail. I was on failblog. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

By: Id1dnelnv3nD

Id1dnelnv3nD — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:55:36 +0000

Max Payne

By: Hampit

Hampit — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:16:21 +0000

What’s funny bout that? don’t understand.
a friend of mine did the same.
as we had marijuana, he made us call the rescue, because he was “dying”. they came and picked him up. few hours later he was back clear.
consume isn’t illegal here.
why fail?

By: fitbawfan

fitbawfan — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:09:15 +0000

Nice snort at the end

By: 5 eagles

5 eagles — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:33:54 +0000

It will be two on one Czuhc, I will help AE LOL.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:41:37 +0000

A Fonda barbarella?

By: czuhc

czuhc — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:38:16 +0000

A Fitzgerald ela?

By: czuhc

czuhc — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:36:45 +0000

A Spanish zarzuela?

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:16:53 +0000

Yay, I know what I am having for breakfast now. Mmmm waffles.

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:14:47 +0000

A British umbrela?

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:13:55 +0000

You two seem to get along quite well.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:13:37 +0000

A Mexican novela?

By: General and FailBlog Secretary of the Treasury BondFan4518 MP of 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:10:25 +0000

Grunt Grunt

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:49:22 +0000

By: Kamikaze Ninja

Kamikaze Ninja — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:40:46 +0000

You know 5eags, that when I first read your comment, I thought you meant that Great Scott, Brewski, and EMP are gone. Then it hit me what you were trying to say. Man, we are losing people here very fast.

By: Kamikaze Ninja

Kamikaze Ninja — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:38:06 +0000

At this rate, there won’t be anyone but trolls on failblog!!! But seriously, take care.

By: czuhc

czuhc — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:30:05 +0000

You know, without her permission…but still a WIN!

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:08:09 +0000

By: czuhc

czuhc — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:04:44 +0000

*downloads Nita’s avatar and uses it to make a huge billboard ad for BMWs*

By: dido1983

dido1983 — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:28:02 +0000

Why does the news reporter squeal like a pig?

By: The Failure

The Failure — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:15:40 +0000

I think were dead, time goes by really really really slow.

By: czuhc

czuhc — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:36:29 +0000

If you do that, I’ll open the sluices of the Iser.
*squeeze*

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:24:18 +0000

While we’re at it: If you try to quit I will come to Belgium and beat the crap out of you!

*squeeze*

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:23:01 +0000

A Brazilian favela?

By: czuhc

czuhc — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:22:54 +0000

No, not you, the Arthur with Aja’s avatar.
(Although I want to take the opportunity to tell you: NEVER leave failblog! Thanks)

By: JB

JB — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:20:07 +0000

Disgusted!!! Not surprised, though.

By: czuhc

czuhc — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:18:10 +0000

He’s not really gone. He went to the place where you daren’t come.

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:05:54 +0000

Yes?

By: czuhc

czuhc — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:03:05 +0000

HAHAHA!
…
Wait. Arthur?

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:02:30 +0000

And me! I had one or two flirty encounters with him, too.

By: czuhc

czuhc — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:00:16 +0000

So what you’re saying is that Brewski faced a dilemma: giving up on FB or doing the gentleman thing and marry all the women he was flirting with?

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:00:07 +0000

Take care, Emp.

By: Arthur Eld

Arthur Eld — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:58:25 +0000

Believe me, overdoses do happen. They’re just not fatal.

By: Mookie

Mookie — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:46:38 +0000

I am now living overseas with a man I met on FB. I was married when I met him. Now I am not.

So, take it from me, on-line flirting can change your life.

P.S. We are very happy.

By: Nita

Nita — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:53:05 +0000

I wonder if those guys who ate the brownies know they are being made fun of. I mean, do they take their permission or is free to air?

By: Aja

Aja — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:37:38 +0000

I’d rather have real hornychat than the roleplay variety.

By: Arthur

Arthur — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:35:38 +0000

A duck.

By: WAffles

WAffles — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:15:31 +0000

*brain circuitry overloads*
…muh?