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German shopping in Munich, amongst the tourists, during Oktoberfest.
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…and *this* is shocking?
Apparently, some people don’t spend enough time in Wal-Mart; I have ten years’ worth of stories that would horrify the mere mortals here….
try a Wal-Mart in West Virginia on the first of the month when the hill people come out, it makes me question the existence of god
haha. you poor, lost soul. i on the other hand question people who do believe in the existence of one.
i believe in more then one, so i get questioned on a regular basis, it is usually the ones that only believe in one that give me the most grief
Daisy…..did you have a s3x change?
He’s FAAAABUUUULOUUUUSSSS
i would come near tht… even w/ a stick
He confused his drawer with his granddaughter’s drawer.
Happens to me all the time…..
and I don’t even have a granddaughter.
I’m sorry to hear that and I’m sure Arthur is too.
(after all, it’s probably his fault)
It is. I think I have to apologize.
I regret that you feel the need for that.
No…no… not again
*runsawaywithaquickness*
I’m sorry they are putting you through that again k@.
I’m sorry that Arthur is sorry k@.
♫It’s too late to ‘pologize…it’s too late♫
Get the hence foul demon
*makes various hurried religious signs with hands*
*gets confused*
*falls over*
*whistles whilst sneaking in an ‘e’*
You should beware of recreational drugs. Haven’t you seen the list of side effects?
Number 9 your time is up?
Has the Revolution started?
It will not be televised.
Failblog just ruined my day. (It’s morning in Edinburgh now)
Rather shockingly it’s morning throughout Europe
It is? Damn, and I was about to go to bed.
Too Late….or early I suppose!
Even more shockingly there’s bound to be an Oktoberfest somewhere in the world right now.
Not here. Luckily!
Usually in October huh?
I think it actually starts in September, but I’m not sure. But I am sure that someone would have to pay me a lot of money before I would go to the Oktoberfest.
…or feed you lots of mind altering substances?
That’s a prerequirement for anyone visiting it. But still – NO WAY. Unless I get enough money to live from for at least a year.
I do not have that sort of money, so you are safe!
Yes. It takes place in October, just like the russian october revolution… *may contain nuts and irony*
. nah it begins in September and ends in October; so it’s like the revolution in Russia: the Date depends on the calendar you’ve got… 
It starts in September and goes on until the first weekend in October. Always goes on for two weeks. Imagine how much it sucks LIVING in this city during this madness.
Oktoberfest? Naahh… Now YOU’re late. ;o)
We’re mourning the death of his fashion sense?
Or are you trying to say he is slyly mooning us?
As squishy as he is, I would say mooming.
Not an ending to be proud of.
She is just am young and beautiful girl, trapped in an old man’s body. Don’t judge her.
*änklesqueeze*
Oops.
*ankle
I liked the umlaut. It’s charming.
I agree.
Is the next picture like a scene from Alien where she bursts out? 0.0
*anklesqueeze*
We can only hope.
And fitting seeing as the picture is from Germany.
Oops, that was supposed to reply to DeepInTheHeart.
Are you moaning?
I was considering mounting.
The mountain?
The Moomin?
The mermaid?
Ethel Merman?
The Mummy? There is a resemblance.
Moran? He’d have to be!
*morningsqueezeandafleefromthecurse*
Morbid? He is, and maybe a little sexually dysfunctional too.
*morningsqueezethecurseyousay?ButIdonthavebeetrootweeksanymore*
Mormon? Not likely.
Will it involve moaning?
Probably about headaches
Aw, that’s too bad.
*gives Moomin tube of hand cream*
Opa NEIN!!
Those cutoffs do not effectively hide his thunder.
Between your name and this picture, I am reminded of when Mookie and I stubbed our camel toe. It was a bad day on failblog.
The people of Walmart Europe?
My thought exactly! Hahaha.
Galeria = German Walmart
Yeah… not at all. Galeria Kaufhaus is leaps and bounds above Walmart. Reál is Walmart.
Uuuhh.. You are aware we have Walmart in germany, right?
That mere thought horrifies me.
Actually Wal-Mart sold it german stores to the Metro group three years ago…
I’d Tap That!
Me too! On his shoulder to tell him quietly that he looks nothing like Tarzan.
he swings both ways?
*squeeze!*
It’s better than him swinging free.
*squeeze*
GILF?
u must be really desperate…
*Guilty*
yoo hooo! *waves*
*snickery-snorkelton-squeeze*
*snorkey-at-the-squeeze-squeeze!*
Dont start without me boys! *winks*
Grandpa Is Liking Feminine?
goatsy i’d like to fist?
When your fvcked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes and ask him to felate him and stick a finger or two in his ass?
At least he is not wearing white sox with those sandals of his.
he just bought a pair..they’re in the bag. But due to his age he didn’t think of wearing them immediately: he’ll change at home and return to the streets then…
Was this taken in Alexanderplatz, Berlin? It looks familiar.
Zitat: “German shopping in Munich, amongst the tourists, during Oktoberfest.”
The picture could be taken from Berlin, with a powerful telephoto lens.
I suspect the photos were taken from a patio in Alaska.
So he must be Russian, no?
Palin sees the Oktoberfest from her house?
Which gave her an deep understanding of European culture.
Win.
No, this is in Munich, pretty close to city hall at Marienplatz.
Nope.
Munich, Pedestrian Zone.
Right in front of the city hall.
The “hole”, where the girl is putting her yellow bike in front of, is one of the entries to the train station “Marienplatz” right underneath the “Ludwig Beck”-Store
Nope, this is not the corner where Ludwig Beck is. Look at the jeweller’s in the background. If this was taken in front of Ludwig Beck, you would see the bakery. This is right next to Galleria
Definitely a british tourist, sunburn in october and sandals totally give it away.
At least I hope so…
No way no way!
Legs are definitely not pasty white enough.
Mnah Mnah
Muppet!
he works as a hand puppet in his spare time? its goatsy!
That’s why his arms are so small. They’re really just fingers that have gone astray.
The weirdest things happen to me when I’m away from the blog.
:[
Don’t go away then… silly!
people keep opening and shutting you?
Once when he went away, we cut off his head and filled his body with potatoes. *shrugs*
I’m surprised he’s not the pope by now
I don’t get why it would be necessary to cut off his head. The potatos belong elsewhere.
You can fit more in from the top.
Is it as much fun?
Sadly not. I’ll stick to bumming him in future.
That’s nice. After all, you know they say “it’s not the size of the potato, it’s the proper location”.
Though it does help if it’s crinkle cut.
Ribbed for his pleasure?
no, it has been taken in munich. kaufhof close to marienplatz (city centre). my grandma used to work in this mall where this guy got this bag from.
HE likes short shorts
Do YOU like short shorts?
You should have seen him last year at the family reunion… Grandma was so proud…
Was she the one with nickle-plated pasties?
Actually I think that’s Cologne. That would also explain the outfit. (For a german, anyway. If unknown, google “Christopher Street Day”)
So the photographer had no idea of his/her whereabouts? ….OK
Names/Places/Locations/Time/Planet has been changed to protect the innocent.
Ah, mhmm *shrugs*
harry, behave!
i hate my dad
heavy night
Would you like a forklift to remove it?
maybe just to help me get these hot pants off
*strain-squeeze!*
I see your dilemma.
*jawsoflifesqueeze*
excuse me, have you seen my nutsack anywhere?
*offers some trail mix*
Oh wait. Nut sack. . .I thought you said nut snack.
You must have been tempted to take a nibble?
Well, looking at my political comment fail from yesterday, you might accuse me of being a “tea bagger.”
he might have had a dutch blindfold on when he dressed himself this morning *squeezies!*
HAHAHAHA
*giggles*
*ticks off new phrase on todays to-do list*
Most of the things I learn new from granny require a vat of mind-bleach afterward.
Think of it as extended sex ed.
hey, i’m not the one who misplaced his nutsack after a night of debauchery!
-DITH
Looking back at your comments, I can see exactly what you are coming through. Months ago, I had a very similar discussion with AE, and just like yesterday, found out that pretty much all the regulars here are left-wingers. Then, I just have made it to myself that I will try not to debate politics here, because it will just end up with the regulars calling my ideas bigitory and hence ruining my already fragile representaion, caused from my Halifax180 days. But it great to know there are fellow moderates on failblog. It made my day (or here in Japan, night).
No idea what happened, too tired to go back and look but really glad I had to drive to Little Rock yesterday and miss whatever it is that happened.
*admires his new “left-winger” sticker*
I want a swinger sticker too!… oh wait, never mind.
Ok, if you think left-winger is offensive, then sorry. I am just referring to a group of people who tend to sympasize with the left-wing (Democrats) of American politics. Also known as liberals. If I was labeling you, I would make a stupid generalization like communist or fascist. I’m not trying to start anything here, but seriously.
I didn’t take offense. I just like to think that I don’t fit in simply labeled categories – especially not those of US politics.
Ok, my bad then AE. I need to re-word better.
Even in the States, labels fly too easily.
Even in the States, Garnet? More like especially in the States! And KN, we’re not all liberals. I consider myself somewhere in the middle.
Most of us prove to be more “in the middle”. But we in the States love our labels.
“My already fragile representation” is… representative?
Nobody called Deep or her ideas bigoted. Her statement was challenged as such, and was even given the recognition that it may be unintentional. There was an open offer for the remark in question to be clarified.
You want to know what I don’t like? People who make provocative statements and feel hurt when asked to back them up. The attempt at debate yesterday was without malice.
I have respect for Deep and appreciate what’s in her heart. Nobody wishes her to feel hurt.
I agree. Especially with the part about people making provocative statements. Why do people want so badly to argue with each other?
*facepalm*
I don’t think anyone actually thinks Deep is bigoted, just that some people may be too trigger-happy in using that word. You know, just using the wrong words. All of us need to make sure not to say the wrong words, especially me, because it often gets me in trouble here.
Look at the recent comments- Granny is on grandpa!
k@ the custard fairy… on Grandpa! hahahaha! plenty to go around!
I think it may be a group thing.
Ewww.. jam on grandpa… messy sod!
jamming grandpa……. *messy prod*
Jamming grandma’s abscessy cod?
wow!
I get sloppy seconds!….no wait
Where’s Susie? Y’all need some butter and cream.
FAIL! Thomas can’t spell his name right. He’s such an ass.
He’s such a messer with the letters.
So how are you Czuhc, uwelier?
mhh this already made me gag when it was on teh voting page :/
Would you like a gimp suit to go with that shiny new gag sir?
*has already suffocated*
nah, i´ll pass
One day my gimp will come….
Only if you let him!
Never!
Treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em frustrated!
wrap me in plastic and beat me with a stick
You could be so much more than a piece of tenderised meat.
*wimpers*
uhm, tough luck
i had to google the word “gimp suit” for that matter xD
Wow, sorry, did not mean to break your gimp innocence.
The best thing is that this is in the very centre of Munich, one of the most posh (poshest?) cities in Germany…
No, the best thing is the ‘off the shoulder’ flirty look.
He gives a little shoulder, and takes it right back…
grandma and the big bad wolf mated????
nobody would like twice at this in san francisco
Or Key West.
“Undercover agents adopt Shock and Awe strategy from the military”
no one IS looking twice at it. as a matter of fact, everyone seems to be looking away as hard as they can.
Is that the Champs Elysee? Because that’s like every day there. lol
Look at the sign above his head
Thom-ass
Munich ftw
Fick ja, Deutschland!
EEWWWmy god! I’ll never sleep again. D:
*Watches through Window*
I can only imagine what is hanging in the front.
He’s going to go out in public like this and then when he gets the crap beat out of him claim it was because he’s gay.
No. In fact, it was a group of gay men that beat you up. They’re the fashion police and you were resisting arrest.
think thats in germany!!!
Yep, it’s german ^^ But I think, it’s a bum ^^
DAMN YOU FAILBLOG!!! Can’t unsee… can’t. un. see. oww.. my eyes….
*gives erm a vat of eyebleach*
another shining example of people who should rounded up and shot…many times…in public.
you don’t think he’s gay, do you?
oh shi- it’s in Germany. (i live there)
AH!!!! I need some eye bleach!!!!
This is beyond FAIL… this is sickening.
It’s in Belgium, I’m at that exact place all the time.
*snork*
Man kann Galeria Kaufhof nicht wirklich mit Wal-Mart gleichsetzen. Es sei denn, man begnügt sich mit so elementaren Gemeinsamkeiten, wie der, dass beide eine Ladenkette sind, die Dinge verkaufen.
I live right down the street from there and that guy hangs around at the Marienplatz all the time and eats at a monastery close by every night. And doesn’t wear much more than that even in the dead of winter.
First I thought “Oh, these crazy people nowadays!”
Then I thought “Shit, this was my hometown not too long ago…”
D:
f@ck, this german is after the denazification…
from bad nazi to peacefully german 
Hey, that’s in the Netherlands for sure. I actually am pretty confident it’s on “‘t Spui” in the heart of Amsterdam. *Sigh*
On another note, did you note the totally gorgeous girl with the bike? That’s Amsterdam right there for you, all kind of great extremes.
Nope, I knew it the second I saw the picture. That’s Germany for you (Munich, baby)! And if you think, this is bad, you haven’t been to Hamburg yet…
:[
*pats*
There there Arthur, don’t get upset. She’s just jealous of your beautiful city. Probably lives in a Brazilian favela.
Hey, what’s wrong about Hamburg? >:(
Oh right, nothing.
KAKURA!!!
That outfit would look cute on a girl.
Oh god… MY EYES! THEY’RE BURNING!!!
oO isn’t that Brisbane Australia?
well I WAS hungry but not now!
If that were Hawaii, that guy would be a “Mahu.”
Aggh, I walked past this place everyday on the way to work and have NEVER seen this! There are much worst things in Munich…
Have you ever looked in the mirror and saw this looking back?
that would really freak me out, because I’ve only got a small mirror in my apartment…
He’s a single man (he’s a single man) he’s a single man for a reason.
Um, wow. I have nothing else to say.
If you think the back looks bad, imagine what the front looks like!!
Oh no! He is from Germany, like me: ‘(
Pretend he’s Danish but on holiday in Munich. It’s less painful that way.
lol, that’s in Germany \o/
No shit sherlock!
I’d say WIN
Wow… That guys face really looks like Bruce Willis! lol
i know this city. Its Solingen (in Germany) !
I was shocked, until I realized this pic was taken in Germany.
this is not a grandpa shopping idiots! that’s a homeless guy collecting empty bottles because of the… what’s the word… pwan? deposit?
Is he starting a new fashion trend?
no, this sort of thing is the height of fashion over here. The rest of the world just hasn’t caught up yet.
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!
It burns!!!
I don’t see what’s so funny. Though I admit I would rather see that outfit would look better on a teenage girl.
Wow, the head is obviously photoshopped on.
God! I’ve been there… would’ve given anything to see that guy when I was walking there. LMAO.
the real Bruno.
Since when did failblog become vice magazine do’s and don’ts?
Damn that cheeseburger i had for dinner the 2nd time when i threw up in my mouth
*tasted awesome the 2nd time my bad =D
i think he wears size 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,
Oh my GOD this is in germany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a shame!
blindness is a common side effect
Ewww… jelly shoes.