Oh To Be Young And Stupid … at Autocomplete Me
We all rely on Google for just about everything, and I really couldn’t imagine using another search engine (WTF is a Bing?). But even Google is fallible at times, offering really bizarre search suggestions. And by fallible, I mean FAILable. (See what I did there?)
I feel like there’s some sort of existential metaphor in the fact that more people are concerned about their Facebook profile than life after death. Hmm.
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The bigger fail is “Is there going to be a High School Musical 4″…
*shudder*
Especially since they’re all in their mid 20s now. Almost as much fail as the Backstreet Boys reuniting… they’re all married with kids.
Don’t forget New Kids on the Block.
I had almost succeeded. Thanks for bringing them up.
Backstreet Boys? Married? To women?
I tried “why can’t” and got “why can’t I own a canadian.”
Now, that’s something I want to know too!
“I am” brings up “I am extremely terrified of chinese people.”
“Why” brought me “why is there a dead pakistani on my couch”. WTF?
*snork!*
It’s not that random, it’s a quote from Lost that people took to the interwebs
“Who” gives you “Who moved my cheese.”
My company forced us to read that book. I prefer “I lick my cheese”, it’s much more poignant for my life.
Still beats the fish video…
“Edward” brought me “Edward is a 108-year old virgin, so he obviously got issues”
i tried it too and got: “why cant i see mys reflection in the mirror on the television” or “why cant i be audrey hepburn”
The “Illiteracy” facebook one is funny. She’s so serious.
I searched for “why did” got “why did I killed myself…” O_o
*looks around for tazers*
“Did you died?”
*runs away*
To the Resurrection Cemetery!
I looked up “why” and got “why is my poop green?”
I got: “why are finnish kids so smart”. Since when have they been smart?
I typed in “what are” and got “what are these strawberries doing on my nipple i need them for a fruit salad” which is some rare book. Amazon reviews of the book are hilarious though.
“why did” turned up
“why did Michael Jackson turn white”
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A bing is a very small bong. Also called a concert bong. Gotta watch the suction build up. Too much build up and WHAM! The water shoots in your mouth so fast that you thing you were sucking on a virgin ding a ling instead of a bing. Or so they say……..
Recursive fail. This is a popular google search because it links to a yahoo answers post previously posted on failblog.
Dude, type that in on Google.com That’s what comes up. Swear to god.
isn’t there – a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts
– something beautiful when you call out that name
the thing is real ! i tried it myself ! you try it
type why can’t i haha
“why” will bring up “why can’t I own a Canadian” hahaha
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