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Mad Ninja skills.
He gots dem.
he’s a real headbanger.
That’s using your head, alright.
Looks more like abusing your head.
I thought you were going to get ice for that. Get a leg up and go!
NO!! Put that leg back down!! NO SPRAYING!!!
Sounded like a coconut.!
5 eagles what the heck, it sounded like a dodge ball off drywall.
I was hoping i’d hit his nuts ..
I’ma bad person
You still can! Don’t give up, hit his nuts!
That’s the only time I’ve ever seen nunchucks actually do harm to anyone, so I’d say so!
You should look back through some of the older fails. You’ll see LOTS of harm due to those things. Usually self-inflicted, but still harm.
Which doesn’t necessarily make them any less funny.
I think anyone ever hit by someone with a pair probably found it harmful as well.
I’m glad we used rubber padded nunchaku in my Ninjitsu class. Those things are very good for hurting yourself as this and many other video’s demonstrate. This guy is actually quite skilled and still manages to knock himself out cold.
Who *didn’t* see this coming?
The guy in the video.
I didn’t think he’d do that well for that long.
he had a good run
A license should be required to own video cameras.
But not to own nunchucks?
Those too.
He did have those but he didnt have a license for a shirt
He was too sexy for it…
*butterysqueezes!*
And have kids…
And to pilot a shopping cart/carriage/trolley through a supermarket.
Hey lady! You’re blocking the entire aisle!!
Andrew gets buggy rage in supermarkets. I usually leave him at home.
I can completely sympathize with him.
Ha ha! I’m usually a meanderer at the store. I hate crowds, so I usually avoid on the weekends, so when I go I can just take my time. For some reason the grocery store doesn’t stress me out.
What drives me nuts are the repeat offenders…how many “next aisle rendezvouses” will it take before they learn??
I KNOW!!!
It absolutely astonishes me how so many people can be unaware of their surroundings like that. Or perhaps unaware of anything that doesn’t pertain to themselves.
I’ll have you know that everything of importance pertains to me.
No, didn’t you hear, the world revolves around my 4-year-old.
Well, just so long as he doesn’t park his shopping trolley in the middle of the aisle, I’m fine with that!
Define “importance”.
I looked up importance in the dictionary. My picture was there.
Whose dictionary did you use?
Mine. I own several.
c is for coyote, that’s good enough for me,
c is for coyote, that’s good enough for me
All that was missing on this fail was you!
*anklesqueeze*
That’s something I always miss.
*anklesqueeze*
Don’t get me started on people who double-park their carts next to an EXISTING obstruction!
Or two people who stop their carts next to each other and chat while others are waiting to get by!
How about when the store fills a cart with clearance “bargains” and then leaves it sitting in an aisle.
My “fave”? The people on Michigan Ave. who stop in the middle of the sidewalk to have a group discussion with their five closest friends. In the middle of the afternoon on the first sunny day in two weeks.
Then they have the nerve to act upset when you bump into them after they’ve just stopped short to have that conversation.
That’s like when you are at the grocery store and several people AND their carts stop at the entrance/exit to talk about what their kids are doing and they dont even get out of the way as you stand there patiently waiting. Then they get cranky when you say excuse me for the 3rd time a little louder than they like.
Almost as bad as the “Let’s stop at the bottom of the escalator to have this conversation” people.
next time jion in the conversation
Nice to know I’m not the only person to yell that at my mother when I have to go shopping with her.
*fills out forms for licenses*
I already own a video camera, and after seeing this, I wanna get nunchucks!
Oh MsB! You planning on starring in an upcoming fail? We should come up with comments to power that one.
“A woman and her nunchucks are soon kick-started.”
A Dragon and her nunchucks is soon escorted out of the cathedral.
So’s a nun that chuckles.
*doublesqueeze*
*squeezy-squeeze!!*
Arthur, I had to laugh when I saw your suspicions on this fail about a certain potentially resurrected person. I and at least one other person had the EXACT same thoughts about that.
*adjusts halo*
*chuckle-squeezes*
We may be unfair.
*shrugs*
*doesn’t care*
I don’t like what he said about you.
I didn’t like that he didn’t clarify or apologize.
‘ZACKLY.
See my misplaced post below.
Well, he may be an ass on his own, not a resurrected one.
Everything looks to be in the proper place to me.
Apart from your comment you mean?
Would that be a BMW fail?
*SNORKITY!*
My comment works fine where it is.
I think we could shuffle these comments and the thread would still be amusing.
*shuffles comments*
*deals*
Ok, we’ve got 5 card draw. Aces and one-eyed Jacks are wild.
Is he wild because you poked him in the eye?
*clears throat*
*looks uneasy*
Don’t change the subject. Are you in or out?
*antes up*
I’m an outie. Does that help?
*looks closer*
A leftie, to be precise.
Rightie you are.
…wait, belly buttons have directions?! Are they compass oriented?
Oh, we were talking about belly buttons?
I have no idea. We could be talking about EU Agriculture regulations for all I know.
*fills an inside straight*
Seriously: Until now I thought innie and
Audioutie were referring to female or male sexual organs…Depends on who is asking
*is laughing too hard to comment*
That would be the outcome of the actions of the previous offenders.
Pffft. Hardly. Making a public accusation with no proof would be unfair. Being careful and keeping an eye on a potential problem just makes good sense.
*chucks Arthur under the chin*
Not a nunchuck I hope.
Heh…that reminds me of a story I heard when I visited Baddesley-Clinton in England. It is said that a dark stain on the floor happened when the owner of the house came home one day to find his guest (a Catholic priest) “chucking his wife ‘neath her chin”, so he stabbed the priest and killed him right there in the drawing room.
Those ‘chucks can be really, REALLY dangerous!!
He drew blood in the drawing room…how appropriate.
Few things hurt as much as being stabbed in your withdrawing room.
Beware of the parting shots.
The combination of the two is never good.
*gets out pen and paper*
Might as well make a list.
Thing you should have a license for:
1. Video Camera
2. Children (see all parenting fails)
3. Safety
4. Nunchuks
5. To Kill
6. To drive.
7. To Ill.
What kind of beastie needs a license for that??
One little wee beastie I be.
Just don’t wee all over the place!
I’m not cleaning it up!
*supplies shamwow*
Beastie Boys (Brass Monkey for some reason) earworm! Brewskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
*shakes fist*
*smoochies*
*resumes shaking fist*
7. To issue licenses
8. To Thrill
9. To spill
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
those kicks were fast as lightning…
♫ And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz ♫
♫ He did the mash
He did the monster mash♫
♪ It’s no suprise to me i am my own worst enemy
cuz every now and then i kick the living sh!t out of me♫
*rofl*
♫ I say whip it! Whip it good! ♫
♪I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that’s real♫
♫Nun-chucks keep flailing on my head.♪
Don’t give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Saturday night’s alright for fighting
Get a little action in
Don’t know how to do the note thingies!
♫ copy and paste from someone else’s comment ♪
Test Your Might!!!…..MORTAL KOMBAT! da da da da da blee do doo
♫Hurts so good
C’mon, babe, you make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don’t feel like it should
You make it hurt so good!♪
*shakes fist at Gracie*
Why would you do that to me? Why!?
*goes to turn radio back on to “fix” problem*
♫For your eyes only, only for you
You’ll see what noone else can see, and now I’m breaking free♫
Welcome to my hell. I saw the movie the day after Halloween and it’s still stuck in my head.
♫ And I said,
Girl! If you’re wondering if I want you to,
I want you to!
So make a move!
‘Cuz I aint got all night! ♪
*actually loves this earworm*
Go! Fight! Win!
They Call Me Bruce.
They call me….Tater Salad.
I just found out that Bill, Jeff and Larry are going to tour again next year, but that Ron moved on. Bummer.
I could have done without Larry. I mean, seriously – booger jokes?
That’s what the hubby and I said! It would have been prefered at the B household if Larry had moved on and Ron stuck around. Oh well, they’re coming to SLC and we’re planning on going.
I agree… I got to see them on the first tour they did. My husband at the time took me for my birthday. I can honestly say I wasn’t too impressed with Larry. I’ll look forward to seeing them again…
Get ‘er done!
There are those who call me Tim.
Hey, NS! Didja see what I did, huh, didja?
Um … could you narrow it down a tad? Something on this thread, or is it a Bejeweled thing?
Whatever it was, I’m sure it was most excellent.
Yeah, the B thing. I can’t believe it! I’m not at the bottom of the totem pole anymore!
*golf clap*
That’s tough to do with floofee paws, y’know.
I actually resisted temptation last night & didn’t log onto that site before heading to bed (it’s usually my last stop on the way to the bedroom).
I saw that, too, Judy!!
*gives Judy a sparkly high-five*
I’m not sure I’ve even played this tourney yet.
Thanks!!! I’m still giddy!
What’s your high score now, Judy?
Damn, 90% of amateurs using nunchucks will get hit either in their balls or on their head.
Moral: If you don’t know what you’re doing, DON’T DO IT.
That’s why I don’t drive a vehicle with a manual transmission.
Your nunchucks, or your manual transmission?
I love mine!
Your nunchucks??
TMI!
My stick shift! When I rev my baby into fifth gear, he purrs and hums like a well-oiled machine! Gets me where I’m going and I smile while I’m going there!
(That that, innuendo machine!)
*watches as smoke pours out of the innuendo machine*
Here we go again!
That’s okay, that’s still nothing on the
I made in the last thread… Poor Scotty will never be the same…
Amazing…omit one letter and it completely changes the meaning of the comment…
*it’soksqueezesforJW*
Don’t worry JW, so long as you were trying to do it to my face, there’s no way you could have spayed me. My danglies don’t reach that far.
*locks Scotty in kennel for that comment*
*locks self in kennel with Scotty*
Bummer, I was hoping for damage to the former, not the latter. Then we could have given him a “Darwin Award: Honorable Mention.”
Everyone is an amateur at one point. You’re not born with the skills.
you were born with the skills of crying
Then why am I in A-level maths?
I don’t know. Why are you?
I like the maths.
[/nerd]
Here, then, you can have mine.
*hands maths to fluffy*
I like the maths right up until the beginning of calculus.
Calculus ≠ Maths
Exactly!
I don’t like calculus.
I like math.
Therefore, calculus can not be math.
Careful…you guys are turning this thread into a math lab. We’re gonna get busted!
One of the symptoms of doing too much math is numbness.
I’m getting some real complexes here.
I’m busty enough as it is, theng-kew very much!
Do you prefer an algebraic fit or a geometric fit for your curves?
Personally, I prefer binomial support.
That’s easier on the spline.
Is that like First Grade Maths? (seriously I don’t know)
OK so I’m rephrasing, “Learn to do something before showing it off.” That should clear a lot of youtube vids with guys hitting their balls with a nunchuck…but then there would be less fail for that…
I reconsider. Please do use nunchucks.
…and that’s more than half…
The powered by is a bit…controversial, looking at the commenter.
Just a bit. But I don’t think he’s gone. He came back under a new name once already, and this fail of all fails would draw him out of the woodwork.
*ominous music plays in background*
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
I bet he’s here all the time.
Along with a few others.
I take it that the “powered by” is somebody familiar to most people here?
To those of us that have been here a while, yeah. Be glad you missed it.
Who says he has?
I didn’t think of that.
Well, everyone new here since Blogninja has left has the potential. That’s what makes his actions so fücked up.
He also wasn’t the only one to do it. Tell me again, why did we let him off the hook for that?
I didn’t; Mr. Cuddles was the forgiving one.
Mr. Cuddles, I miss him!
*is really confused now*
I can !magine. So were we when it all went down.
Ok, maybe we weren’t confused, but more… insulted.
It’s a REALLY long story, and not a good one either.
You’ll have to tell it sometime… when there isn’t anything else going on… maybe on a really bad fail… or in the middle of a field, sitting around a camp fire where there are no electronic listening devices available to pick up the comments.
Waitasecond….
*searches JW*
BOSS! HE’S GOT A WIRE! HE’S WORKING FOR THE FEDS!
Avis, remember that “Doctor of Science” back in January(?)? I didn’t know that one could be erased from history until then.
Oh, yeah. I remember him. Vaguely. What an idiot!
*looks at the General*
I don’t work for the Feds… I do work for the State Government… but that’s beside the point, and just means that my desk chair is one of the most uncomfortable chairs they could find in the basement of the building…
It wouldn’t surprise me a bit to find out that some pride themselves on, and even brag about, how many sites that they’ve been banned from.
You have a CHAIR JW? More government waste! Where will it end?
Hey, leave my chair alone. And the only reason I actually have a functioning computer is because the part of the government I’m working in has been partially outsourced, and the private company has to provide us with computers (yay for dual monitors).
When I was working a “dual monitor” would have meant two clueless managers looking over your shoulder.
I’m sorry JW, but due to budget cuts, I’m going to have to take this red Swingline stapler of yours.
Mmmkay?
HA, Jokes on you! They don’t issue staplers anymore (I had to buy my own)… and I had to steal my box of thumb tacks from my last job…
That won’t stop management from taking that red Swingline.
Do I want to know what is used in place of staples?
Well, they supply small paper clips, so we all have to bring wire cutters from home, snip the paperclip in half, bend it to the correct shape and cram it into out staplers. And we can’t just use the paperclip as a paperclip, because all paper documentation must be stapled, even though they don’t supply any staples.
Yup. You work for a government.
But the question is, WHICH government!?
Interesting historical coincidence(?):
The British Empire was growing and prospering. Then paperclip was invented and handling larger amounts of paper work became easier. The British Empire soon started to decline.
Indiana (yee raa, they just announced no raises this year due to the economy)
I suppose they think you should count yourself lucky they pay you at all.
In a way, yes. I still come here to check out the new fails, but I don’t comment anymore. While I miss having friends here, I’ve been too hurtful to the Fail Blog community that I don’t want to cause more problems.
That should never stop anyone from coming here. People come and go and hurt feelings subside.
Not after what I did.
Hey, NS! It’s not a driving fail!!!
Yeah, but look who powered it. (ewww)
I’m trying to ignore that part.
was this before my young time here?
Be glad you missed it.
It was both before and after your time.
Wait I do remember Willdog, but dont remember him being particularly bad (am I blind?)
*feels loved*
the fly… he had to kill the fly on his head
How many “chucks” can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
*chucks nun*
One….
*chucks nun*
Two…
save your ammo, you’ll need it.
*brings nun back* I’m sorry, but your chuck bounced.
Depends on the size of the nun.
… and whether she’s made of wood.
And whether the swallow is Asian or European
African! African swallows!
That’s TMI.
… but Mark Spitz?
*snork*
So, you’re saying she floats on water?
You sure she’s not a duck?
Speaking of duck Avis, how was yesterday’s big event?
I was told everyone liked it! No one really knew what to expect, but they all enjoyed it! I haven’t heard from any but one of the guys, and haven’t been out of my apartment but once today, so I’ll have more feedback later.
Any leftovers?
*hopeful look*
At least the rest of us get to enjoy it in 2 weeks! Yay! Hip Hip Dammit!
I wish there were leftovers! The closest thing to leftovers is a half bag of potatoes. About 5 pounds or so. I didn’t even get any of the meal yesterday!
And it turns out I won’t have to cook on Thanksgiving after all. Some client/co-worker of my mothers invited us to her house. In the same small town we are going to be visiting anyway! I will still make a couple of side dishes to bring along though.
I know a vicar who would LOVE 5 pounds of potatos.
Hmm. Was it England? Dunno.
That would be too expensive to ship…he can just live vicariously.
…Oh wait…he already does, doesn’t he?
The clerical costs take a toll, too. I see not much gets pastor wit.
It’ll curate all your ills!
Or Chuck
and how spread apart they are.
Depends on whether or not the nun doing the chucking is nun other than Chuck Norris.
Umm… none?
Jean Claude Van Damaged.
*golf clap*
My favorite was always Jean Claude Van DAMN- that’s gotta hurt!
I forget where I heard that.
Jean Claude Van Hooray!
I was gonna say that!!!
Wouldn’t that be Jean Clod Van Damaged?
But still, he is kinda cute.
Yeah but he’s cute like Beavis and Butthead are funny.
You may enjoy it, but afterward, you feel kind of ashamed and slightly dumber for having spent time there.
Now THAT is an excellent analogy!
*curtsey’s prettily*
Thanks Avis.
You mean like watching Napoleon Dynamite? I truly felt my IQ dropping as I watched that… Only watched it once… never again. *shudder*
I couldn’t even do that!
I avoided that one. Just the commercials for it made me dumber.
Well, in case you were wonderin’, I didnt get any brain damage-amage-amage-amage-amage-amage. . .
Maybe not, but I think your drain got bamaged a bit.
You should have sheltered under your umberella-ella-ella-ella-ella
Agliophobia – fear of pain.
I think this guy has more of a fear of brain.
Certainly not fear of Pinky though?
Somehow being more afraid of genius than insanity makes sense here.
Can you really be afraid of genius if you’re too dumb to realize you’re insane?
For some reason, more people are scared of intelligence than they are of stupidity.
Stupidity is easier to understand. We fear the unknown.
Stupidity is unpredictable. Kinda like crazy. That is the real unknown.
That’s true, but you can usually spot it and go, “Geez, that was stupid.” It’s much harder to look at something and say, “Wow!! GENIUS!!” Well, unless your a theatre person.
*can’t resist*
My theatre person what?
*hangs head in shame*
*quietly exchanges BBB’s r with an ‘re*
Thank you. I was off trying to find the bukkit.
It’s kept under the sink in the bathroom, on the other side of the wall of tires.
Oh!! By the toilet, right?
No, the toilet is between the rows of tires, the sink is on the end by the wall…
*has concerns about BBB’s cleanliness if she didn’t know the sink and the toilet were in different parts of the bathroom*
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! Wasn’t sure which garage I was supposed to be in at the time.
i iz smart. Feer me!
I iz thirsty. Beer me!
iT r huntn seezon. Deer me!
I iz alone. Sheer me.
Eyem a sex cymbol. Leer me.
Thank-you. *strikes more poses for adoring masses*
Woohoo!
*vomits on Coyote’s shoes*
*wipes mouth with clean, never before used, ShamWow*
You have this habit of taking action against others…
Spraying/spaying people in the face
Locking them in kennels
Vomiting on their shoes
This is a disturbing trend. WTF??
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed. It seems to always be directed at the guys.
You are definitely not the only one who noticed.
And again – no replies by him. Interesting.
Nope. You’re too eager.
Ppplllbbbt! :p
I fear no man! It’s women that scare the crap out of me.
*snork!*
*hands coyote old ShamWow for woman inspired mess*
Literalist.
Of all the -ists I could be, that’s not too bad.
Optimist.
I’d rather be a squeeze-ist.
*squeezes Coyote and BBB*
Gracie, you’RE one of the cute-ist.
It’s the mutual appreciation society!! Where everyone’s happy to see each other!
*GROUPSQUEEZE!*
*rolling on floor giggling madly*
I read that as GROPE SQUEEZE!!
Wait. That might work. ;p
Of course it works that way too!
OooooOOOOooooooh! A squeezefest!
*jumps in*
More damage on a wide ongoing scale can be done with intelligence. While stupid can do a great deal of damage, I think it’s more accidental.
You hear about evil geniuses — not so much about evil morons.
*stand behind NS nodding agreement*
I’ve always wondered if that’s because the evil morons blow themselves up before they can do any damage on purpose…
Like I said earlier. Stupid is easy to spot. They just get caught before they get past their own neighborhood.
♫♪ See the silly moron,
He doesn’t give a damn,
I wish I were a moron,
Oh, no. Perhaps I am.♪♫
Meningitophobia – fear of brain disease.
he’s still pretty badass. or maybe he’s SO badass that he kicks his own ass?
hahaha,my friend has done this and now always practices wearing a motorbike helmet.
Hey, they have Internet access in Edo Japan?!
I didn’t think wearing a motorbike helmet was that hard.
Hahahahahaha.
You have NO idea. Put it down on the list of things you need a liscense for.
OUCH.
That sucks, he was doing an awesome job till that bit too.
He faked that fail. Fo sho
First Zatoichi, now Wagner! Okay, who’s been messing up the space-time contiuum?
I KNOW! Right? When I get my hands on him, (I know it has to be a male) I’m gonna snap his pencil neck!! Tired of working 29 hours and playing 2 every day.
At least he knows the Nunchucks work.
At least he didn’t forget to switch them on.
Ms B, how far are you into the book? I finished last night, and am starting the immediate re-read. What are your thoughts on what has happened?
I wish I had time to read it that fast. I’m about half-way through it now. But last night I caved and did my traditional thumb-through to see if things happen how I want. There were a few reveals that shocked me, one in particular that I caught in my thumb-through (She’s Black? Really?! Well…that does explain a lot.) I’m an impatient reader. I can’t read as fast as I want to get to the end of the story!
I like where they’re going with Egwene, though.
Yup, she’s in the Black. Shocked me too.
I also like where they’re going with Egwene.
I have to say, I like the slightly different writing style too.
He’s better at getting to the point of it, isn’t he? He blends well enough though that it’s not a distraction.
He is. And the women no longer read like ninnys.
Hee hee!
Book? Nosey Parker want’s to know, what book? Avid reader here.
The Gathering Storm, book twelve in the Wheel of Time series.
OIC. I’ve heard good reports. I loved them for while, but after book 9, I quit reading them. It was like Wagon Train. It seemed that there was no end in sight.
Oh, the end is most definitely near! I got a little perturbed after book 5, but stuck with it. Mainly because it would drive me nuts to know that the books were out there and NOT know what happens. Book 12 is pretty good, all things considered.
I forgot to mention one of the best parts. The prologue is only 47 pages instead of 200, and something actually happens in it to someone we know!
Is this book for men or just for women?
that was bound to happen
Presumably, whoever is in the video is the one who posted it, so major props for the self confidence to let us laugh at him.
You might think that, glen, but you’d be mistaken.
Are you spying on us, LGB?!
*checks walls*
Hey, I’ve never noticed this black spot before…
*taps it*
*quickly removes headset to allow ears to quit ringing*
Huh? What? Nothing!! I was doing nothing!!
Hmm…I’m still suspicious. I think I’ll check the feed from the hidden camera in BBB’s computer.
*stares at monitor*
*grins*
*blush*
Does this monitor make my butt look big?
No the speakers are big not your butt “olo”
OT:
The older I get, the more the little things matter in life. I don’t really look forward to coming to work (except that I get to hang out with you guys), but I was thinking this morning as I was pulling into the parking lot that there are one or two ‘little things’ I do appreciate here, and I thought it would be interesting to hear what everybody else’s ‘little thing’ is about their work/home life/school that makes the situation more tolerable.
A few of the ‘little things’ that come to mind for me are:
Little Thing #1: I have complete control over my thermostat at work. I don’t have to wear short sleeves in winter because it’s too hot, or sweaters in summer because it’s too cool.
Little Thing #2: I make kick-ass better coffee than at home, what with the bottled water, office-provided(!) Starbuck’s coffee, and fat-free vanilla Coffeemate. (Believe me — the Starbuck’s is one of only a handful of small perks.)
Little Thing #3: A decent view out of my office window.
Your coffee is a perk? I would have thought that it would be drip.
Little thing #1: Office campus is nestled up against the foothills of the Rockie Mountians. Beautiful view.
Little thing #2: We have deer that come down and hang out and eat the lovely landscaping. I got to see baby twins born.
Little thing #3:
Glitch!!
Little thing #3: ELEVATOR RIDES!! Wahoo!!
I do like living in C-O-L-O-R-A-D-O, Colorado that’s for me-o.
Little thing #1: There is beer in the vending machine that my boss refills.
Little thing #2: It’s a rare occasion that my boss or anyone else ever shows up over here to bother me.
Little thing #3: When I don’t have work to do I get to play on the computer all day long. Today I played all the way through Halo and beat it out of boredom.
Halo uummmph boys game! Left4Dead is a awesome game.RHSC. Or even CounterStrike. LOL
Played a bit of counterstrike, but now Left4Dead. I’ve seen preview and read about it in game magazines, but just haven’t gotten around to it. Since I work all the time I try to get games in the PC version. I have at least a dozen X-Box 360 games I haven’t played for more than 30 minutes.
*not
Sorry!
Greetings 5 eagles
haven’t seen much of you today.
*welcome squeeze*
Yes I have been hanging with the nicest people next to here of course with the Lolcats. Work is nuts here. Safe clicky.
LOLCats is how I found the Failpeeps. I will always have a special place in my heart for them.
That’s how I discovered this site as well. It’s a good place to be when you’re ticked off at the world.
Little Thing #1 Everyone here has a great sense of humor so we laugh a lot
Little Thing #2 Every time I go outside I have a view of the Torrey Pines Golf Course and the ocean which is very awesome
Little Thing #3 Safety
ooops, wait, I mean my coworker comes in early and makes fresh coffee (grinds beans) for all of us
that must have hurt LOL.
I just read the scoop on willdog/Closet/King Troll, and I’m just verklempt. If someone makes a mean, spiteful, or homophobic comment on here in the future, I’m always going to wonder if it was him. It scares me that there are people like him walking around out there.
Would we be able to tell if he came back???
*shiver*
Yes.
*isn’t so sure*
It wasn’t that long ago … April 2009.
*hides behind AA and AE*
I was lurking at the time. It made me seriously consider not bothering with the comments section.
Very glad I didn’t
Omg…MEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*squeeze*
Awww
*Dragon-sized Squeezies*
You guys help me keep my sense of humor.
He always ends up blowing his own cover anyway, so discovery would be inevitable, really.
To be honest, I was willing to welcome him in his second identity. Of course, with a watchful eye.
You’re a good guy, Arthur. *squeeze*
As for me…some things, once broken, just can’t be fixed.
Ie trust? your word?
Second? Hardly.
True and true. Good night!
I gotta run now. Good night failfreinds.
Somebody fix that for me.
*reenacts the great vowel shift*
G’night, guys!!
*swaps the Admirals i and e*
There’s that light again. I’m going in!!
Chat with ya’ll tomorrow. Thanks again for brightening my days!
*Failpeep squeezes*
*smooch*
*smoochie-smooch 3Bs*
Guud night BBB stay well.
Wowiezowie … did he die?
Wird’s nicht irgendwann langweilig immer dasselbe zu fragen?
Btw.: Nunchackus can be effective if you know how to you use them. And if you’re not “training” Bruce-Lee-style you won’t hurt yourself more then necessary. So willdogs comment is utter bullshit. I doubt you’ll inflict yourself more pain than the one that’s caused by an enemy’s cracked skull.
Hey Arthur,
normalerweise trolle ich ja nicht, aber die Reaktionen der Failblog User sind durchaus den ‘Aufwand’ wert. Weshalb ignoriert ihr das nicht einfach? Ich meine, was darauf geantwortet wird ist teilweise recht lustig.
95% der Trollkommentare wird doch ignoriert. Außerdem gibt’s viel lustigere Antworten auf lustige Kommentare. Ach ja, zum antworten solltest du auf “reply” klicken.
Ähm… werden. Ups.
Ach sag bloß
Wenn ich aber nicht antworten will ;~D ?
Bist halt doch nur ‘n Troll.
Why was Failblog funnier when the fails didn’t have titles like “All that’s missing is Tom Bergeron”?
Aaaaah, nun-chucks…. most usless thing sence the nipples on a man
DILEMMA: I should be at work for a couple more hours — but Paula Deen is going to be signing books at a store just a few miles from here starting in 35 minutes.
*tries to use the think system to get the boss-types to go home NOW*
Start coughing. Ask someone within boss’s ear shot if you feel warm. Look droopy.
I still have a cough from my bout with the flu. I can definitely pull the cough off. The thing is, I’d rather sneak off without being noticed. If I start “coming down with something,” I’ll have to use sick time to leave early — and where’s the fun in that?!
If you still have a cough, might you need to run to the store for some more Dayquil/Tylenol cold/Robitussen?
Ooo. That’s a good one!
Hmmm. That could work.
Ooo…! Have fun at your book signing! Paula Deen isn’t my fav, but I’ve heard she’s a very nice lady.
*sigh*
I don’t think it will work out anyway. I’m not sure how long she’s there, but I’m sure she’s mobbed — and I want to get home by 8pm.
She comes across as someone who would be very warm, very genuine, and a lot of fun. It would be nifty to meet her, but perhaps it’s just not meant to be this evening.
Mmmmm butter.
I suppose that you’ve thought of the old “What’s that?”, pointing behind them and then running away when they look?
launch a smoke grenade to that works wonders.(Got any NS)
Fresh out of smoke grenades, it seems. That would make me cough too hard anyway.
Fragmentation grenades maybe?
Nunchaku: Ninja Weapon of Self-Injury!
*Btw.: Nunchackus can be effective if you know how to you use them.*
No. Actually. They can’t.
Guns don’t kill people. Nunchuks kill people. But only the people who own them.
The Japanese invasion of Okinawa was a 3-step process:
1.) Invade
2.) Disarm the populace
3.) Distribute alternate “weapons” among the Okinawans and subtly encourage them to form a laughable, useless martial art based on them. When they tell outsiders, “We learned to use these farm implements as weapons”, bite your tongue to keep from laughing.
I think his chuck is now numb
*POP*
Hey guys I can’t stay long, I am still trying to get my feet back
*POP*
Don’t let them get out of the yard.
*squeeze*
You’ve lost your sole?
Great to see you
Wow…she’s getting really good at apparating.
Too bad she splinched off her feet, though.
*squeeze*
*looks for the Skele-Grow*
Hey all…I’m new to Fail Blog (as a participant) How do your fails/lol’s get posed on the main page? Is it a vote system?
Yup. Go to the top of this page and click on Vote. If you want to submit go to Send In The Fail Boat. You might also want to take a look at the Failpeeps web site at failpeeps.wordpress.com.
Welcome!
Good lord, Viddler is crappy
Scuse me, but I was wondering if the Bird could via brewski find me on the other fb.
Ouch. I have a pair of nunchucks and know how that feels. XD
Damn, I wish I could do all that stuff! I mean, except for hitting myself on the head and looking like a fool, I already know how to do those ^^;
No, dumbass, you whack yourself in the LITTLE head, not the big one. Yanno, the little head between your legs.
God dang, the fact that his head is hollow like a coconut scares the Sh*t outta me.
all thats missing is chuck norris
Both of my brothers specialized in weapons in martial arts, and one took a gold medal in a karate tournament for his use of double nunchucks (did I spell that right? I never bothered to figure it out). It takes a lot of hits to the head to get good! Thanks for the laugh and the memories.
I have to say, I thought that was going in a different direction
hopefully he hits the other guy before himself