Out of Order: Bathroom Fails Around Fail Nation
If you’ve ever done a road trip or been on a Greyhound bus, you know that bathrooms can totally and utterly fail. Whether it looks like the toilet hasn’t been cleaned in decades or that the bathroom looks like it belongs in the movie Candyman, we FAILers are smart enough to know that there are some bathrooms you just completely avoid. Here is a sampling of some epic bathroom fails that you should add to your “do not visit” list.
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wow – amazing
And you couldnt say FIRSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!!! douche.
your mom
at first I thought the redhead kid was a vampire and had no reflection, which would have almost been cooler. Down with the twilight looking vampmodels!
i dont get any of them
Oh, dear. That last one is just so sad…
Yes, it is a bit of a stretch.
It’s a high level of fail
And just out of my reach.
Get up Stand Up
*singing*
for your right to wipe
Just looking at this fail made me want to use the other room. Good thing mine aren’t this bad!
I wish i had a toilet
The world is your toilet.
I don’t get the last one.
Look where the toilet paper dispenser is.
I saw the toilet paper dispenser, but still fail to see the fail…
It’s a fail, but not quite the level of fail that should prevent a person from using the toilet. A mere inconvenience rather than a total non-functionality or gross-out.
But it’s clearly a men’s room, and I’ve always been led to believe that guys pee standing up (at least, that’s their excuse for peeing on the seat), which would make the TP placement a win, right?
OMFG comment fail
maybe, if guys peeing required any toilet paper at all. we tend to shake it toward the end to prevent dripping, and dampen the toilet seat as if to say “mine”
They might pee standing up, but they generally don’t crap standing up.. that would be… unpleasant.
That’s what you think, but it’s pleasant when your legs are cold.
Hello everyone! Been reading comments but have never posted myself…
Still trying to figure out what those things were in pic number one. (??) It doesn’t look hygienic in any case but it’s kind of grainy.
*waves*
Hello there.
I believe they are tyres, upright on shelves.
(At least they better be, or my comment below doesn’t work)
Those things appear to be car tires. Unless you mean the blood in the toilet bowl. *shudder*
*double take*
EWWWWW
I’m tyred of this toilet humour.
LIES!!!
SITS!!!
Walkies!
(points for remembering her)
*POINTS*
You remember her!
*POUTS*
Wait… what?
*POOTS*
You know what you mean.
*POSTS*
FACT!! I know nothing!
*PORTS*
I’m outta here!
*CLARETS*
See ya!
*Trumpets*
Morning!
Likewise, I’ve had it with the penises.
(I don’t think those are tyres but rotation brushes for industrial cleaning. The more the reason not to visit that toilet.)
But penises are funny. The ones I’ve seen are anyway.
Dammit!
I’ll bear that in mind next time my stand up comedy routine doesn’t provoke enough laughter.
As if Captain Czuhc couldn’t raise a smile.
Penises do walkies?
They have been known to have a mind of their own. Why not legs?
If they don’t listen you yank the chain?
I don’t get bogged down in small details like that.
That was in real life and nothing to do with the fails though :p
(So this is the post-vindaloo toilet where it all goes everywhere?)
Hey, some females’ restrooms supposively have cleaning supplies for certain places, so maybe these are for very loose women.
i can’t get who took picture #2 ????
WTF!!!!! how come the one who took the pic it’s not on it… it’s a mirror for god’s sake…
Its a window, not a mirror
ok i get it now…. it’s not a mirror :S LOFL
pardon… lol….
Actually, before you pointed that out, I didn’t even notice.
either that or ginger is a vampire
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I love this blog!!! I found it casualy, i was around here and i saw its genial!!!
I´ll write about!!
Kisses from Spain ang you go on with your ideas!!!
Natalia
(*) My english isnt good…:D
Mucho gusto, Natalia! Bienvenidos a Fail Blog!
(Yo no hablo el Español de España. . .Soy de Texas! Heck, I don’t think my Spanish is good in any country for that matter.)
*abrazos y besos!*
I saw its genial too, on more than one occasion. That’s what’s bothering me ^^.
(*) My nesting isn’t very good…
That’s cos you’re not pregnant.
Where am i?
You’re standing in a room.
There’s a table with an apple on it in front of you.
You take the apple and put it in your knapsack.
There’s a door to your right and a hallway straight forward.
> ask Elrond: where is food?
Elrond: the food is with you.
> NOM APPLE
> SAY PLUGH
I do not understand the second one and it must be faked. Where is the person who took the camera? He would be in the mirror.
And I just realized it’s not a mirror…dammit.
And why would he take the camera? It’s his to begin with, right?
Well, he had to take it from home to bring it….forget it. Lets talk about the fact that when people don’t understand a fail, they say it’s fake.
It’s never fake. It’s photoshopped!
That’s just like the conspiracy theorists. When they can’t wrap their tiny brains around how physics work, they cry out that it must’ve been fake.
like 9/11 and the WTC. People don’t understand materials and their properties either.
Are there no cubicle doors in the second photo, or is it just that the guy left it open? And are his pants down, or is he just sitting there?
i think the main part of the fail is to do with the window looking right into the room.
Yeah, don’t worry so much about the rest. Question the window.
Some places indeed have no doors on the restroom stalls. My public high school was like that. According to them, removing the doors from the restroom stalls in all mens restrooms cuts down on drug use (wtf?) I do believe the ladies rooms did have stall doors.
None of them were in direct line of sight of a window though. That’s just awful.
My elementary schools in Dallas were just so ghetto, if kids hung on the doors and broke them, they weren’t replaced. Thus, I developed my lifelong social phobia of public bathroom use. (Not to mention contamination fears! Ew.) I just learned to hold it the WHOLE DAY at school and go when I got home.
Sad but true life story. As if anyone really wanted to know that. α-:
i think it’s the same way with a lot of people. or the not going at school part.
Um, SuperDan and Deepintheheart, you really need to report those high schools to the authorities (education dept? health dept? media?). There must be laws against that…
I’m surprised there are no pictures of clogged ship toilets. During a storm.
I HAVE witnessed that.
*shudders*
My sister has also. Nasty stories. Especially when the ship pitches *gag*
I am intrigued by the empty picture frames in the stalls in the 3rd picture. Decorating funds ran dry?
Must be advertising panels, i sometimes see some in pub toilets.
Strangely nobody seem to want to advertise here.
And moreover, the 3rd picture brings a cruel dilemna. Should the paper be blocked you could either stand up and have paper… for a price… or thank god for keeping all thoses bill receipts in your wallet since the two last months.
you need “the long arm of the loo”
They advertise in the restrooms in NY. It can be annoying seeing ads everywhere.
I would think so. Every picture I see of NY is covered with ads. Makes me not want to visit.
It’s a portal through space and time. It takes you to where you lived when you were a kid. If you go in, you can see yourself doing a jigsaw.
Maybe I can find that piece I lost and could never finish that 10K piece puzzle. I always thought my brother took it out of jealousy.
ROFLMAOCOPTERS
Is this a new phrase you learned and found a way to use it to seem cool? Not attacking, just curious since they aren’t that funny and you really should be discriminate about use of such powerfully emotional sentiments. Use it when you see someone plow into shelves with a forklift. Use it when MRN posts pictures of his naughty bits again. Use it wisely otherwise you could be labeled as the poster that cried wolf.
I think I’m getting too old/uncool for these things. I get lost after the “C”.
It’s a play on the original roflcopters, although I’m not really sure why that started. It’s just something to do with rofling and helicopters.
It makes about as much sense as lolerskates.
whats wrong with the first picture?
funny stuff.
certainly advantage to guys on road trips–can go anywhere and have mastered the art of using the restroom without touching anything.
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And what language do we learn in return?
Quid pro quo, Clarice. :: creepy Hannibal Lecter voice ::
@ burningstuf . . . whats wrong with it? How about the fact that the toilet is right in the middle of a bunch of tires for sale?
Although that could be convenient. You’re trolling the auto shop, checking out white walls and radials and realize you have an urgent call from Mother Nature … not to worry tho, cuz they conveniently placed a toilet right there on aisle 4 for you!!
Better carry your own TP tho . . .
I don’t see how the last one is a fail. Granted, maybe you have to stretch a bit to get some paper, but it keeps idiots from using the toilet paper holder as an ashtray. You know what I am talking about.. when you go to the bathroom and the top of the TP holder is marred with cigarette burns. The place is probably trying to keep things neat and nice, which it obviously appears to be.
Stretch a bit? How about stand up and take a step forward?
Hope nothing drips down your legs while you do that LOL
Or perhaps you could just grab a handful of toilet paper before you sit down.. if you have that much problem taking a dump perhaps you should wear a diaper or just stay at home.
some people just don’t think that far ahead. It looks high enough up that I may even have to jump for it.
but it’s like going into a stall with no toilet paper, and if you’d paid attention you’d have realised this, but instead you’re left hanging about what to do once you have.
Exactly.
Comment win!
Maybe it’s an adapted toilet for tall people (vertically challenged) who only stand to potty? You know, these days you can’t discriminate against people. This is clearly an example of political correctness gone amok. Maybe we just can’t see the toilet for the little people?
That red head has a hot ass…
lmao the last pic is from a coffee shop near Venlo NL called Oase
I love the toilet paper dispenser being super high hahahah
2nd picture fail?
There’s no reflection of the guy looking into the mirror…
Also there is no reflection of the person taking the picture in the mirror
But then again that may be because ITS NOT A MIRROR. its a window to narnia. simple.
It’s a window into the bathroom, which has no doors in the stalls.
I was there when that picture was taken, I know.
I believe it is a one-way mirror in a holding facility of some sort. There is a concrete bench to the right of the redhead which is a tip-off. This would be a case where it is a psychiatric facility or correctional facility.
But those places have steel, not porcelain, sinks and toilets.
I took that picture. It’s high school bathroom bud. I have a video of it too : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwQ7v6HwkDM
I believe this hasn’t been said yet, but here goes:
Number 1 is the Michelin Man version of TX Chainsaw Massacre — brrrrr
About #3…unbelievable, people!
Just unroll enough TP to reach down to a convenient height before you sit down, and keep chopping it off at that height as you use it.
…simple!
hahaha
Don’t you people get it? That’s not a toilet, and you squat as the water sprays up. Douches.
LOL, number two is just a pic of a mirror… I hope =P
Second one looks shopped if you look at the reflection of the red head.
It’s not a mirror.
Scroll up and look at the youtube video.
Which is fail more? the window or that the guy’s looking?
if u pull the paper down long enough it shouldnt be a problem
I LOVE it that you got so many hits. Just goes to show you that what we need is to lighten up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So much thought provoking stuff hanging over us these days.
Good job.
The dispenser is placed high above the toilet to keep gross assholes from snorting cocaine off of it. Some other clubs smear vasoline all over it..
Why is the guy that is taking a dump have his pants all the way UP?
Because real men, stand to shit…
I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought that was a mirror
3rd toilet, places put toilet roll holders to stop smack heads from snorting off the top, if they try to they have to stand on the toilet so when someone checks the toilet and suspect its going on and cant see any feet under the door they know to evict them. simple effective and puts smack heads off from going to the establishment. There are often reasons for everything.
…Do you guys read comments? That youtube video link shows that it is indeed not a mirror, but a window. And that it is real.
The don’t like masturbation so they being perverts and watch you while you sh*t
That 2nd photo is from a school band trip. i remember that…so messed up, hilarious
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ok, about the one in the projection room. they used have toilets because a projectionist was a full time job. they even had a union. and they’d be up there all day constantly changing reels so they needed a toilet. it was in their contract.
Perhaps there are toilets in projectionists rooms … but I’m pretty sure those aren’t movie reals, they are tires. Nubby, rubbery tires.
#3 is in a restaurant, you turn the lock on the door handle when you are in there and it does something to the glass to where it becomes opaque (you can’t see through it). It’s just a joke the restaurant did to get funny reactions from people.
greast
Midget Nightmare Bathroom
the 1st one looks like it’s in the projection booth at a cinema, very handy for the projectionist
The second one is fake. The kid dosent have a reflection
It’s not a mirror, it’s a window.
I know because I was there when the picture was taken.
The second one is photoshopped. It’s a mirror, and the guy standing infront has no reflection, and there’s no reflection of anyone taking the picture.