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Is this on Easter Island?
No, its probably full of Paladins and priests though >o>
Oh, also, thanks for not trolling! ^-^
duh!
why would you backhandedly accuse the jamster of trolling??
Guess Raz hasn’t paid attention to the regulars.
OK this fail is even better because this place is in Illinois. JUSTICE, IL where there are justice police and a community called the THE ARBORS OF JUSTICE both of which sound like they are from a comic book.
It’s actually in Harrisburg, PA. I did my Eagle Scout project there.
There’s something gravely wrong about this fail.
I think someone died from the swine flu in that cemetery. Can you hear the coffin?
Can’t hear a thing. I think I’ve gone death.
http://punditkitchen.com/2009/02/24/political-pictures-jesus-zombies-jesus-expected/
Come again?
OK, once more, then you have to let me rest in peace.
Quit trying to worm out of your responsibilities Jam.
there’s food for thought. …
Asses to asses, dust to dust.
♪ Back to back, ghoul, belly to belly
Well, I don’t give a damn ’cause I’m stone dead already
Back to back, oh oh oh, belly to belly
It’s a zombie jamboree ♫
*headstone*
Just doing a drugs survey…
*wanders around with a clipboard*
lol…How many people missed this reference!
Guilty, I must google this now
Must be the setting for the sequel to Versus. Best zombie film ever.
“Theres a Zombie on your Lawn, Theres a zombie on your lahaaawn!”
-Plants Versus Zombies. Best zombie game ever.
shake your body
shake your body
shake, shake, shake.
A zombie on your Khaaaaaaan? :/
a zombie is your spawn. …
a zombie eating prawns
With the Dawns?
On a lawn?
My dad is a zombie, I must mourne!
And James Caan!
and Goldie Hawn
Roadcones protect my head.
Hey spacebat, I like your tricycle!
I wish my parents died here :<
*squeezes juice*
*returns juice to rightful owner, using a funnel and gaffa tape*
Thank you for using our facility.
Come back soon.
The only cemetery with repeat customers. Unfortunately, some return to complain.
The funniest cemetery name I have seen so far was in L.A.: Hollywood forever.
Hi, Please don’t call me a troll but I just want to say thank you to all the regulars. Reading your witticisms for the last three weeks has kept me sane while waiting to hear if my company is closing down. No real answers yet but light at the end of the tunnel.
*prays it is not a train*
But Seriously :[
Thank you.
soul train?
Tapdog, that sucks to hear about your company. May I ask if it’s actually your company or is it a company that you work for? I assume it’s one you work for, but either way, I wish you the best. Your comment is quite random, though. Anyway, God bless! I hope you don’t lose your job because afterall, the mcchickens won’t cook themselves
Nice start, pedantic continuation, nice again, unneccessary, nice, asshat.
That was a wonderful summation Arthur!
*squeeze*
(Sorry if this double posts, the blogmonster got my first attempt)
*squeeze*
Wow, for English not being your first language you sure figured out how to come off stellar in the douchebag department. My asshat’s off to you.
Awww, that kind of barking love, you just can’t faucet.
I hope you get to keep your job/company. Good luck.
Tapdog : When a door closes a window open to opportunities. Even in these tough times life can be new and exciting. AS the song goes “don’t take a free ride in life”.
Wether you lose your company(/job) or not, you should make it a hobby to comment on the submissions to failblog; it’s really fun, and suprisingly easy to say things that are comical.
About that light at the end of that tunnel…
*walks up to you in the tunnel and hands you a spare flashlight*
Happy to help.
Don’t worry, it will but it’s ok because i want you to be on welfare so you’ll vote for us democrats till you die at 50 from sitting on your ass drinking and doing drugs.
Thank you and don’t jump to any conclusions.
*takes paper hat off and shoves it up fake B. Obama’s throat*
What a waste of perfectly alright paper.
We should keep extra compost for throat shoving. That way we don’t have to waste hats.
We could dump the contents of various bukkits down their throats. That way we don’t waste anything!
Very green! See what happens when we work together for a common goal!
* finds Gracie’s sparkly pink bat *
*shoves it large end up up asshat’s ass *
too many companies are closing. hopefully, yours will be resurrected (along with your job).
*hugs*
you are not alone.
Necromancy anyone?
Putting the romance back into the dead!
She’s dying to have sex!
And they say chivalry is dead.
Resurrection is an important concept in the Bible. After Jesus was crucified, Joseph of Arimathea had Christ’s body placed in his own tomb. A large stone covered the entrance and soldiers guarded the sealed tomb. On the third day, a Sunday, several women (Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James, Joanna and Salome are all mentioned in the gospel accounts) went to the tomb at dawn to anoint the body of Jesus.
A violent earthquake took place as an angel from heaven rolled back the stone. The guards shook in fear as the angel, dressed in bright white, sat upon the stone. The angel announced to the women that Jesus who was crucified was no longer in the tomb, “He is risen, just as he said.” Then he instructed the women to inspect the tomb and see for themselves. Next he told them to go inform the disciples.
With a mixture of fear and joy they ran to obey the angel’s command, but suddenly Jesus met them on their way. They fell at his feet and worshiped him. Jesus then said to them, “Do not be afraid. Go tell my brothers to go to Galilee. There they will see me.”
When the guards reported what had happened to the chief priests, they bribed the soldiers with a large sum of money, telling them to lie and say that the disciples had stolen the body in the night.
After his resurrection, Jesus appeared to the women near the tomb and later at least twice to the disciples while they were gathered at a house in prayer. He visited two of the disciples on the road to Emmaus and he also appeared at the Sea of Galilee while several of the disciples were fishing.
Err, you do know it isn’t real right?
Good morning K@tcf are you half a wake or half dead this morning?
she appears to be half-caffeinated.
* giggles *
Caffeine!! I need caffeine!! And a new nose.
why for?
the nose.
It appears to be broken, in that it refuses to work in the manner it is supposed to. Currently it is packed near solid. Tylenol Severe Cold works for about 3 hours at a time, then cuts out. And you can only take it every six hours.
OMG Avis what happened? Are you alright.
sounds painful.
sounds like the crappy, difficult to get rid of colds that have been going around all over the place. It’s been a difficult season, which started early.
Oh K@. *sigh*
cool story bro.
@ karl: i think jesus found a spirit healer and ressurected, or maybe he was (maybe still is) a shaman (this will also be a solution how it was possible for him to walk over water)
anyway… awesome cemetery sign
There’s another explanation fo being able to walk over water: Huuuuge shoes.
I prefer the catamaran version.
Ice works as well.
What about low tide?
Red tide?
Crimson tide?
Tide stain stick?
Time and Tide stain stick wait for no red wine.
Really bouncing around here. …
slip’n’slide?
A large slingshot catapult, flat shoes and strong leg muscles. Then you can shoot someone and he will jump over the water like a flat stone.
But will he survive to talk about it?
He can always resurrect.
Good point!
(The blogmonster must like my replies to you, it ate another one.)
Someone forgot to feed it, and you must have tasty posts today.
Not really, but thanks!
Everything else Avis makes sounds tasty. The Blogmonster just wanted some for itself.
Pssst…. the turducken is in the oven!
Gotcha, the stuffing will be chestnut not cornbread. *wink, wink*
turducken… why people eat something with turd in it. …
Or if you hold him just right, you can flick your wrist and he can skim across the water like a flat rock. Guys are really good at that stuff.
Or he could just nail himself to something buoyant like a cross
Now you are just being silly.
I know, sorry, there’s just no way to hammer in the last nail
stupid! stupid!
*weeps*
Too much to bare.
Knowing where all the rocks are.
Hard water.
Secretly standing on an alligator.
wired (of course invisible) to a balloon
Water skis.
Water ski’ing behind a super eight crew team.
Jesus and Moses went golfing. Jesus was about to hit a shot and said, “Hey Moses, watch this! Just like Arnold Palmer!”
Moses said, “Jesus, you can do anything, don’t try to be like Arnold Palmer.”
Jesus said, “No, just like Arnold Palmer!”
Well, Jesus hit the ball in the water so Jesus asked Moses to retrieve the ball. Moses parted the water and got the ball. This continued for about 15 minutes. Finally, Jesus hit the ball in the water for the 7th time. “Please get my ball for me,” Jesus asked Moses.
Moses said, “No, I told you to quit trying to be like Arnold Palmer, so I’m not getting it this time.”
So Jesus walked across the water, reached down and got his ball. While he was doing this, a couple of kids rode by in a cart and said, “Who does he think he is? Jesus?”
Moses said, “NO! He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer!”
A better hoax than balloon boy.
I like Robert Houdin, who used his illusions to quell a rebellion in French Algeria. He showed his powers were greater than those of the mystics governing the tribes!
And so, all Christians expect to be part of the resurrection, when Jesus comes back, in the moment, in a twinkling of an eye, and we shall not all die, but we shall all be changed. A resurrection first for the dead, than for the living.
Paul says any Christian who *doesn’t believe* in the Resurrection (Jesus’, or their own physical resurrection) is deeply foolish and most to be pitied. If there isn’t a life after this, all christians might as well eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die (permanently).
To call this a fail is either ignorance or bigotry. Essentially, you’re saying, “that’s stupid, I disagree with you” and therefore “you’ve failed for naming cemeteries after your religious belief rather than my own.”
The fail is fail.
“i don’t want to be buried in a pet sematary. i don’t want to live my life again.”
*ding ding!*
dude gets extra points for ramones mention.
“Jesus said:
‘I am the resurrection.
If anyone believes in Me, even though he dies, he will live,
and whoever lives and believes in Me
will never die.
Do you believe this?”
(John 11:25-26)
In other words: ULTIMATE EPIC WIN!!!
Isn’t it impossible to avoid eternal life? If you are a good believer you’ll go to heaven, if not to hell. Eternal life either way.
Well, it’s not the same kind of life, though. Consciousness changes at every stage. Like the Hindu concept of nirvana (NOT the band!) when the soul becomes one with the universe. Does the butterfly regret not being a caterpillar any more?
Don’t know, has anyone asked the butterfly?
♪ Before I sink into the big sleep
I want to hear the scream of the butterfly ♪
~ Jim Morrison
Smile when the butterfly escapes the killing jar
~ Simon Le Bon
You just couldn’t resist, could you?
A pox upon your observant eyes!
Not recently. (Sigh!) (twitch antennae)
You should get an avatar, they can be a way to distinguish oneself from the masses. Try gravatar(dot)com.
Avatars are cute, but I could never pick just one! How easy is it to change them?
Well, you can have more than one and use them in rotation if you like. Go to gravatar, follow the instructions, and then come back here, clear your cache and refresh. It should take a few minutes to work, it always does.
(replying to self) Nevermind. (look up website myself to see what’s what with the little pictures)
Mine is of a cow holding a kitty… after the kitty dies, it gets to resurrect 8 times!
Please. Stop throwing this out here for these people to mock and ridicule.
Praise Zombie Jesus!
Maybe because I have a Resurrection Cemetery (famous one on Archer Ave near Chicago) near me, but I don’t see anything wrong with the name. :-/
come a little bit closer, conana. …
Resurrection Mary is said to haunt that cemetery.
(And is how she got the name)
Mary with a cherry (tree)?
No, Mary in a white dress. Hitch-hikes along Archer Ave. at night. Only seen by males. Legend says she was murdered on her prom night and is still looking for a ride to the dance. Since Acher Ave. effectively ends at another old, allegedly haunted cemetery (locally known as “Monk’s Castle”) this a favorite “dare”cruise of teen guys.
Being female & having family buried at both cemeteries, I have never seen anything out of the ordinary…but not for want of looking!
We lived next to a cemetery briefly when I was little while our house was being built. My oldest brother was sure it was haunted, especially on Thursday and Friday nights. When we got older, it dawned on him that Thursday and Friday nights were when people got paid. Lots of people drank their paychecks together in the cemetery each week.
MmmHmm. I’ve lived about 100 yards from a cemetery my entire life. Generally it’s awesome. The residents (and their increasingly rare visitors) are so quiet that tons of “wild” animals (deer, fox, hawks, woodchucks, & lately coyotes) call it home. There are the occasional ten-teens-to-a-six-pack parties, but it’s just neighborhood kids doing the same thing we old farts did at that age…ah, youth.
Ever been to Bachelor’s Grove? That place is kind of creepy. I am hellbound and deterimined to get a picture of a ghost there!
entropy, AE?
nest fail.
*sigh*
It’s always increasing.
I wish I had known about that when my parents kept telling me to clean my room.
I blame entropy for my self-dirtying house. No one even has to be here for it to get messed up.
does anyone else see the ghost-like haze in front of the left side of the sign?
No but I did notice the reflection of the photographer in the car window over to the left.
You mean the reflection on the inside of the car window?
It’s in the mirror pointing backwards.
Welcome to Resurrection Cemetery. Despite being only a city block in size, we receive a vast amount of business from intended vampires, zombies (both for transition and fine dining), and mystics/shamans. Resurrection Cemetery: Where our costumers are too happy to complain.
It’s a time-share.
Less expensive in these difficult times. Would you like to see a plot? All visitors get a free vacation…you just need to sit for a presentation or two…
Sit for a presentation or two? Ah, a plot complication.
I think I’m going to like this place!
Your comment slays me.
Cemetary name no fault. The fail is those who are too uneducated to understand it, even if you don’t believe. The BIG FAIL is, “Err, you know it isn’t real, right?” Hey, its called RESPECT FOR PEOPLE’S FAITH.
btw, its not my faith, but I still understand and respect it.
*headdesk*
C’mere Avis. Leave the troll alone. We’ll fly together, okay?
“Fly, fly away…”
We have to find better ways of dealing with trolls than self-abuse. Above, we have a bat, and bukkit as options…
*rummages around for shellacked mackerel*
*finds it and holds it aloft*
And we have this!
And does not result in self injury!
Let’s feed it to the parakeet!
do you realy spect for us … to respect a faith that practicaly vannish all vikings ? …. that makes wars every 20 years …. that hates every other religion ?? … that f*cking rules the world ? …. yeah … totally deserve respect
The Viking bit puzzles me. The rest is begging for a mackerel treatment.
I like the avatar…
It’s the word translator blowing up.
*heads off to breakroom*
There’s cake in there right? If not, there’ll be turducken in a few hours.
YAY! It’s Turducken day! You’ll have to let us know how it was. I want to try one, but can’t convince Ms. Scott.
So far, it’s easy. It came pre-assembled and pre-stuffed (cajun cornbread). All I had to do was put it in the oven. I did have to buy some chicken broth to baste it with, but that’s it. I’m off to start the green bean casserole :ick:
(It’s as per request, so that’s why I’m making it)
Yum! What time should I be there?
*looks at watch*
I need to hit the road hours ago!
Crap! I missed my flight!
*pouts*
The bird(s) is/are almost done!! The sweet potatoes were done last night and just need to be re-heated, the regular potatoes are currently on the stove, and the green bean casserole is ready to go in the oven! It goes in with the sweet potatoes, in about an hour.
Aw man! I’m soooooo hungry!!!
Why is she anti-Turducken? Is it the “turd” part?
Why won’t my parakeet eat the turducken?
Leave the parakeet alone and try a caka-too
You are Mrs. Scott should c’mon down and visit here in Dallas. I’ll get a good Turducken from my favorite butcher shop in Louisiana and fix y’all a cajun feast!
Whoo boy – the saturated fat, sodium, cholesterol, and sugar in this Southern and Cajun food is going to kill me, but it sure is good to be back home!
Die happy. Not everyone gets too.
Yes, the fail here is not the name of the cemetery; the fail is found in the people on this website who for some reason think that naming a cementery after the central tenent of a world religion is some kind of fail because it reminds them of pop culture zombie movies. Fail.
It’s called a sense of humor. Get one, they’re not expensive.
It’s not so easy to not say anything is it!?
Yeah, you’re right.
Want some almond macaroons? Fresh from the oven.
Sure!
*noms a macaroon*
Fank Ooo!
I appreciate your graciousness and sense of humor.
*noms cookie* Fankoo!
does it make you want to fist yourself?
Eep.
Your humor is mighty handsome this morning, granny.
why thank you Sauerkraut
I have you in an old fail all to myself.
Mwahahahahahahahaha.
*twirls moustache*
I’m willing to run with that theme if you are. Continue.
I have a fine sense of humor. In fact I can detect very easily when something is funny–many things on the web site are–and when something is just stupid–this for instance. Having a sense of humor doesn’t mean one laughs at everything indiscriminately. Even the Fail blog is not above failing. This entry is a great example of that.
can I interest you in a potato?
Then what would you use to think?
Your entrails.
I don’t need to think, I’m religious
Try a pineapple, Granny.
If you find this fail stupid, why are you still here, hmmmmm???
Because I find the “fail” of the people who think this is funny to be even funnier.
In all seriousness, Scottie, I thought the fail was cute. But the response of the FailPeeps has been really hard to take. I have a sense of humor and I understand a lot of people don’t believe these things. It’s still hard.
I’m having such a crappy day. *depression*
Aw, hope all gets better. Remember, your faith never promised you a smooth ride, just a safe landing!
*squeezies for everyone!*
thanks MRN
One thing I’ve learned is that tough times don’t last, you just have to outlast them.
“If you’re going through hell, keep going!” – Winston Churchill
“Hell is awfully big.” – ZombieApocalypse
Depression hurts. Take care and be kind to yourself, DITH.
*offers Spam Cookie™*
I think the fail is funny/cute outside of the view of this being a christian cemetery and basing the fail on the function of cemeteries. The way it’s taught in my mother’s church, you shouldn’t name a cemetery after an act only Jesus could do, as if everyone else could. Just like AE stated, there is no “resurrection” just eternal life in heaven or hell.
Did anything bad happen, or are you just feeling depressed? *offers blueberry muffin*
Man, I’m so sorely tempted to preach from the Bible today and make a case for the Resurrection but this isn’t the venue. (I recommend books by Josh McDowell and Lee Strobel for you thinkers.)
I have some health issues that are just wearing me down right now. Particularly pain and exhaustion from Fibromyalgia (among other chronic conditions).
Mmm. Blueberry! Thanks for the encouraging words and noms.
*squeezies*
I hope your pain subsides soon and gives you a reprieve. It never goes away, you just have some better days than others.
*extra squeeze for your bad day*
(Butterfly lands on DitH’s shoulder.) Peace be with you, and warm compresses on the parts that hurt.
Nobody here who’s a regular really means any harm. Sometimes the witty poniards do draw blood, though. It’s the there-again-gone-again trolls with the ad hominem attacks that get my wings in a knot. The good thing about these sites – If we don’t enjoy a particular conversation, another one will start up in a few minutes (currently ignoring the new Fail – poor parakeet!)
You seem to know a lot about what regulars here do and don’t – for a person who is here the first time…
Another resurrection?
Hmm.
I have seen Preacher’s Daughter before, AE. Apparently, she lurks more than she comments, however.
Here, have some chocolate. This Jos. Schmidt truffles are to die for!
*noms*
*dies*
*resurrects*
And there lies the fail. It’s not the cemetery, it’s the Schmidt truffles!
burying the dead is so 80’s, it should be reserrection semenatory
On a side note. . .
How annoyed would you be if you were ressurected after cremation?
Especially on windy days.
Ashley
You’d really urn your wings there.
Sealed lead lined coffins. I’m just saying…
Inside a cement vault, usually. Nowadays at least.
Gotta keep that groundwater safe!
True. I wonder how long it takes that mahogany facade to degrade? ….Actually no I don’t…
That can be arranged. Muaha! Muahaha!! Muahahahaha!!!
If this is a fail, then we should (smirk) put up a picture of the Empire State Building. (Ha, ha) Because it has “Empire” in the name. Get it? “Empire” (ho, hooo!) and that means Darth Vader must live there. (Guffaw!) It is such a fail.
(If you don’t think so then obviously you have no sense of humor.)
Darth Vader lived a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Why would they have taken his ashes and transported them to Earth for burial?
I know! That (ha, ha) is what makes it so funny!
If you don’t think it is funny, it is because you have no sense of humor and why are you here anyway? (Ho, hoo!)
No.
Go blo, Ho. Hoo!
But the Empire State Building was built and named before the movie. So wouldn’t the fail be that the Sith used the name without permission, and that nothing resembles the building?
The building resembles the building.
But is has the word “Empire” in it. (Ha, Ha.) We all know that means Darth Vader (smirk). It is such a fail–just like the cemetery.
You need to lighten up and get a sense of humor.
Resurrection is the act of rising from the dead, and would still be that, even if there were no zombie movies.
Irrespective of the fact that there have been many empires throughout history, you think Darth Vader somehow has comedy value. Surely Emperor Palpatine is a better representative of the Empire than Darth Vader?
Yes, you’re right! It is Emperor Palpatine! Now it is even funnier. (ho, hoooo!)
Do you snort when you laugh? I get the feeling that you probably make a head turning noise when you laugh. Maybe it’s just me…
I am flattered that you are trying to imagine what I look like. (chuckle).
I am sorry, but I am not interested in that kind of chatting.
I think they squeeze an owl when they make a comment.
I’m going to set PETA on them.
What about pre-christian Roman Empire jokes? Can we make those?
Yeah, Moomin, the belief of resurrection pre-dates Christianity and is a notion in many cultures.
Only if you also think that the fail should given to all the Zombie movies, because there were cemeteries named “Ressurection” long before the movies came out.
I think we met your cranky cousin Whateves yesterday. It must be a good time at the family reunions.
Cranky? Not at all. I am enjoying myself very much.
You have to love the irony. People come here to laugh at others’ foolish mistakes and failures, but have no sense of humor when it comes to their own.
This entry of the cemetery is a meta fail–it is a failure at being a failure.
And those defending it, just make it that much better. I love it.
I am not defending it. I didn’t find it funny at all. I just find the gusto with which people attack the other posters is humorous in and of itself.
I agree. I find it amazing that one cannot disagree with the humor of the main entry without being disparaged for not having a sense of humor or for being a troll by the other posters.
It’s the way of FB. You either get used to it, join in or move on.
Or one can contest it and enjoy the banter!
Oh goody… we’ve now been visited by the Emperor Non Sequitur.
Non Sequitur? Hardly, it is called an analogy–often very effective in getting a point accross.
Not today.
Perhaps not, but then the problem might not be with the analogy.
I think your point fell flat. The problem may not be with the analogy, but rather with the one trying to use it.
The analogy is either appropriate or not– of itself. It makes no difference who states it.
The point may haven fallen flat or may have simply fallen on deaf ears.
You guys always start without me!
Catch up!
What skullduggery is this?
“Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.” … “Where be your gibes now? Your gambols, your songs, your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?” (Hamlet, V, i)
If this is the Resurrection Cemetery in Chicago it has a famous ghost
That was the name of the cemetery from Return of the Living Dead.
Thank god, I was wondering if someone else was going to notice that.
THANK YOU! I just stumbled upon this, and was reading through yelling “Oh Come ON!!”.
Hey, my not-so-final resting place!
You finally got a fail tailor-made for you! Try it on for size!
And if you’re not ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED it will fit, then apply for our 30-day, hassle-free, money-back, etc. warranty!
All you have to provide is the shovel to dig yourself out, and we’ll take care of the rest!
~A fragment of wit derived from the great Prophet, INFOMERCIAL
A necromancers wet dream
There is a Resurrection cemetery in Woonsocket RI. This may be it.
Lmao pally’s and preists need to start to get to work
I don’t know why this is so odd. There are Resurrection Cemeteries all over the place. It’s a rather common name for a cemetery.
heyyyy! im not 100% sure but i believe this is in Lenexa, KS.
at least if its not there is one by the exact same name less than a mile away from where i used to live a few years ago
right on 83rd street somewhere between Quivera road and Pflumm road
^^ google earth it or something
I don’t think FAIL blog was around in 2002, but I was thinking the exact same thing when I took this photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/efdisaster/1796131402/
Title win
Jesus, does anyone even make the slightest attempt to scan these anymore, or does anything with a FAIL caption get posted? This has to be an all time record for biggest fail to be a Fail.
ITT: People who understand the concept of the Resurrection of Christ and people who’ve watched too many zombie movies.
Holy crap! My grandpa is buried there!
Isn’t this where WoW would be in real life?
surely this is actually a Zombie Win?
hahahaha Christians believe people are resurrected from the dead.
As Zombies!
LOL, TARDS!
Meh. My dad’s a funeral director. I’ve seen cemeteries with names like that. It’s mostly a religious or metaphorical concept.
Not a big deal. Amusing, but I wouldn’t call it a fail.
yipes
hmmm… i could open a brain market near it…..
There’s actually one off NW Expressway and Rockwell in OKC, OK. Seriously. My grandpa will walk the Earth again and eat all our brains one day!!!
Yo Adrian
Hi!
This is best funny site i know, great job guys!!
I understood the joke is about zombies, etc.
But i felt this time i should comment.
A lot of people know the idea about reincarnation, taught by some religions, specially some trends in Buddhism.
But i think the idea here is a bit different. Ressurection is actually what God promises to all mankind through his Scriptures. Check it yourself: John 5:25-29.
Therefore it is a quite serious thing we can all rely on. Big WIN for this cemetery!
This is, indeed in Justice, IL. I live less than 10 minutes away from there. I’ve always wondered why they would choose that name though. It is also home to the popular legend Resurrection Mary.
That’s right, I have an uncle buried there, and my father’s second wife is there also, and also her mom. When I was younger I thought the name was funny but never figured it a fail. It’s a perfectly appropriate name for a cemetary, really. When you’re a certain age you’re easily amused at stuff for being obvious or something I guess.
Drove by this sign on my trip to Hershey . . . glad to see it mae it to Failblog.
Thank you .. Campaign