That’s what you get for being a show off
Barrier Jump Fail
Submitted using the FAIL Uploader
This video is also viewable at: MySpaceTV | DailyMotion
Click to see G-Rated Pics and Movies Only
« Previous The eternal question | Out of Order: Bathroom Fails Around Fail Nation Next »
» 444 Failures in Communication
-
Recent Comments
a ghost of an idée f… on .. And here’s where we k… fluffy on .. And here’s where we k… pootpoot on That’s one tall Oompa… Admiral Apparent on Oh Failboat, how we’ve m… Dragonwriter on .. And here’s where we k… Dragonwriter on Oh Failboat, how we’ve m… slupine on Oh Failboat, how we’ve m… Admiral Apparent on Oh Failboat, how we’ve m… True Blue on The most used button on the… Bacon NIghtmare on .. And here’s where we k… 
Cheezburger Network Blog
That’s the breaks!
I can’t see it. *pout* Help a sista out LGB?
Four guys are walking out of a parking garage. One of them goes to jump over the bar that blocks the entrance for cars, but when he does, it breaks and he falls flat on his face. His friends keep walking while he lies there. Cut to them putting the bar back on and walking away. Cue random Powered By and DOT ORG!
He’s able to leap tall fails in a single bound!
That’s about what I look like when attempting the high jump.
*squeezies*
I was pretty good – 1,65m!
*proud*
You with your crazy metric system!
What is that in furlongs per fortnight?
Seven stones and two inches.
*shrugs*
*snorks*
*centagiggles*
*millimuffles the centagiggles*
*parsec pwaaaahh*.
Fwoooo
5 feet 5 inches. And that’s a very good jump!
I’m 1,82m. How much is that?
So you jumped 91% of your height.
And that’s more than half!
BTW, you are just under 6 feet tall.
5 feet, 11 1/2 inches, to be exact.
I’m 1.93 meters tall, I just did the conversion.
Then you could step over 1,65m?
Sure. If I have stilts.
I didn’t know they piled it that high.
*fleesthreadwithaquickness*
Arthur, you’re exactly as tall as I am!
I used to be taller, but I lost about 3/4 of an inch when they took the disks out of my neck.
Oh that’s right, private Pyle!
Don’t make make any fcking effort to get to the top of the fcking obstacle!
If God wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn’t he?
*miracles previous reply just below LGB’s post*
Really? I thought you were waaaay smaller.
I see, now. You envisioned me as a teeny, feeble old lady!
*thwacks Arthur with cane*
Ah, tall women. *swoons*
A tiny OLD lady! Don’t you remember my comment the other day?
(I’m a liar.)
I remember you telling me that you thought I was waaaaaay older than you are! :p
(What comment are you talking about?)
Oh, and I forgot this…
*leaves a big SQUEEZIE for Aja*
Now now Dragon. We’ve always pictured you as a tall old lady. *parries thwacks with own cane*
Precisely that one, Dragon. But now I’m sorry.
*squeeze*
Teehee!
I’m just funning ya.
I know.
Good night all!
Nighty-night, AE. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs bite. If they do, bite ‘em back.
G’night, sweet stuff!
*ska-WEEEEEZE*
Night AE.
*strains to convert to SAE units*
*cheats by using google calc*
Nice! I never could do high jump, pole vault, or hurdles very well. I was thinking of trying the decathlon at one point, but those events killed me.
I’m bad at (almost) everything that requires endurance. Fast moves – good.
So that’s why you’re so quick at shagging sheep!
When I was young I choose rabbits.
I actually enjoy jogging, if it’s outdoors. People look at me like I’m crazy when I say that.
No, I’m not a masochist. Although I do still work at this godforsaken place.
I hate hatehatehate jogging. If there’s no ball in front of me and no cop chasing me – why run?
Ah, I get to enjoy the outdoors, have some quiet time to myself, get an endorphin rush, and enjoy the scenery of the neighborhood! And it totally releases stress.
I don’t expect anybody to understand it. And I haven’t been jogging lately, so I’m a bit of a hypocrite here. It’s hard to get back into the habit after being a lazy slug for a long time.
Jogging is somewhat rare in Germany, am I right? And Europe in general? I get people running by my house all the time.
I get it Brewski, I feel similarly. Can you do an outdoor track? Personally, it’s got to be somewhere scenic.
Rare? Nope. The beautiful pond in the middle of my town – the way around it, that is – is known to be a battleground between joggers, bikers and people who like to take a walk.
I’m too out of shape to jog, so I walk. Quickly, while singing to whatever’s playing on my iPod. I call it my “travelling concert.”
NO!!! No tracks!! That is sooooooo boring. It’s gotta be along a river, through the woods, in a park, or through a nice residential neighborhood.
Oh I love walking too, Gracie, all the same benefits apply. For me, it just takes a bit more to get to the stress-relief-level-of-exertion. I don’t do the iPod thing though, for some reason I like to immerse myself in the sounds, sights, and smells around me.
Again, I don’t expect any of this to make sense to most people. It’s a Zen thing?
♫Over the river and through the woods
To Grandmother’s house we go!♪
Oo, oo, oo. They should be airing the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special soon.
Running is so hard on your body. High impact. Tia chi does that same thing if done properly. In my opinion only.
My one moment of fame during PE was when I could jump over 1.20m when noone else could.
My biggest so-proud-of-myself moment was trying the triple-jump for the first time, and getting the best jump on the team. The coach just shook his head and laughed.
*beams with pride*
Mine was getting hit in the head with a soccer ball ever time we played soccer in PE for three years straight.
You were just an expert at headers!
*big squeeze!*
And headaches.
My proudest was at the university. I had to make a book review (orally) and the book was really bad. Written in 1916 or so it was about Germanic seafaring – full of stereotypes, nationalism and lies. So I shredded it to pieces (not literally). The professor said afterwards: “That’s quite an unusual way to approach the standard reference on Germanic seafaring…”
(I didn’t know it was and therefore I thought “I’m doomed”)
“… but you’re absolutely right!”
Hahaha!!!
Nice.
Gotta run, ‘night all!
Bye!
*squeeze*
Well done. Fresh eyes with no preconceptions.
I think it was commonly known that the book sucked – among folks who knew a thing or two about the ancient world (I didn’t). It’s just that nobody wrote a book about that topic since 1916…
But thanks! I was proud of myself and I think something like that won’t happen again in my lifetime.
You may be surprised.
I thought he was able to fail tall leaps, from the look of the video.
Fail all leaps in a single bound?
Thanks Scottie. Apparently Fail friends are better than that guys friends.
*squeezes GS*
Hey, where’s mine???
*specialsqueeziesforthesmurfman-boobsqueezer*
Tanky!
*smurfysqueezieforsmurfyfailpeep*
Your description of the fail?
I could repeat it, but Scott pretty much nailed it.
*squeeze!*
*scratches Scotty’s tummy, being careful not to tounch his … bar*
*kicks leg in time with scratches*
Thanks to Scott and all the Failpeeps who can see the video and share. *Keepingusblindintheloopsqueeze*
Hey, bop, what browser are you using?
Ummmmmmm…………………?
(dazedandglazedlookineyes)
I click on the little e with the circle around it.
Yeah, that’s the same one I use!
Friends don’t let friends use Internet Exploder. I could count the reasons why, but the living typically lacks the patience to wait that long. Suffice it to say there are MUCH better browsers out there. Firefox (my fav). Omni. Safari. Chrome.
ANYTHING but IE.
Nonsense, IE works great. I’m using it right now, and it
Error 52: Bad file name or number.Post operation Failed.
ALERT: Something has happened to Brewski
□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□
□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□
□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□
□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□
To fix it, grease your hair, put on a leather jacket, and thump your PC with your fist. Ayyyyy!
Thanks to Scott’s “The Fonz” Technique, I’m exploding the internet like never before!
I tried Firefox but it my computer kept freezing up every time I opened it… picture Matrix-type sloooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww mooooooooooooooooo…….
Doesn’t do that with IE.
*shrug*
Interesting….I use Firefox every day and I’ve never had any problems. Maybe it depends on the computer?
*snork*
Do you get a “missing picture” icon where the fail should be?
Limp.
Wimp
Crimp (that’s what happened to the pole)
Dimp(le) is what it did to his face
Gimp.
Simp.
*primp*
Skimp
Shrimp
Blimp.
Imp.
Pimp.
(named slick back)
fourth
No, it’s the 11th.
What? Did you miss 09/09/09? It wasn’t all that…
My anniversary is 07/07/07…
Yesterday was 11 10 9 day.
No, yesterday was my birthday.
Hee! My mothers was 10/11!
Are you now eleven, ten or nine.
Whatcha get Ms B?
A trip to see a Bill Engvall show and a book.
Jealous!!!!!
*greeneyedsqueezies*
OOOOh, how was the show and which book?
I laughed so hard, I almost peed my pants. (Which isn’t really that difficult to do after having 2 kids.) We went with a couple that hadn’t really heard of him, and had only seen a few bits on youtube after buying the tickets. They both had a great time.
I got The Gathering Storm, #12 in the Wheel of Time series. I’m already half-way through, and it’s a pretty good one. I just wish I’d refreshed myself on what happened in 11 before starting.
Yesterday couldn’t be 11 10 9 because I heard that 7 8 9!
In Soviet Russia, 9 8 7…
13/13/13 is gonna be great! Wait. . .
*waits patiently*
*hums tuneless tune*
*taps foot to tuneless tune*
*checks watch*
Are we there yet?
No. Now be quiet back there. I’m trying to drive.
But, Brewski’s on my side of the car!!!
*sticks tongue out at Ms B*
*tugs on her seat belt*
*inches pinky finger on seat toward Brewski*
Still not touching you!
Don’t make me stop this time line!
According to the Mayan calendar…
Not so great… ackshully…
They died out. I don’t trust their prognosis.
*snork*
Me, too…
Hey, any culture whose creation myth includes playing kickball in hell (Xibalba) is okay in my book.
*waves hands frantically* I get to be pitcher!
Oooh, and they put the heads of their defeated opponents on pikes. That’s kewl, too.
They put the heads on fish?
♪ Fish heads, fish heads
Roly-poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum! ♪
ARGH!!!!!
That was beyond cruel, Suzie.
I just knew that someone would bring up that blasted ditty.
I always wondered where fish heads came from. Now we know.
That’s what happens when you have a floor in your exit plan.
Which is better than flooring it without an exit plan.
Which is even better than exiting it without a flooring plan.
Which is still better than planning without an exit floor.
Joking lololol
Yes, we do a lot of that here.
No, we don’t! We’re very serious here. :[
*poke*
*tickle*
:[
*giggle*
*poke*
*tickle*
:[[
*snork*
*giggle*
*poke*
*tickle*
You poke, you pay! :[
*pokes*
Hey Hey!!! I will turn this string around!!
But… Gracie won’t stay on her side of the thread!!
And she’s making funny faces at me!
Am not!
O.o
o.O
*crosses eyes*
*tickles*
*snork*
*giggle*
*poke*
*tickle*
*woot*
*roffle*
We’re selling pokes now? :/
Well, I’m more of a sack man myself.
…and how much does sacks run?
Is there a pig in it?
*pokes pig*
*pays*
It breaks my…um…heart?…to see something like this happen.
I think you wanted to say funny bone.
Your heart looks fine. It’s still next to the “B”.
His friends don’t realize the gravity of the situation.
I guess xD
He acceler-ate ground.
It appears that newton meters much to him.
Doesn’t give a fig for newtons?
How about some newtons and Juice??
Δv=0
Poor exit strategy.
He should leave it to the pros.
Apparently he could not reach escape velocity.
With coordination and judgment like that he’d make a lousy con.
He fell for that old line.
Disarmed and dangerous.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal™?
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer?
A few halves short of 99%.
Not the brightest bulb in the box.
Not the brightest crayon in the box.
The lights are on, but nobody’s home?
Not playing with a full deck?
One can shy of a six pack?
A few geese short of a gaggle?
Not the brightest candle in the menorah?
A few keys short of a keyboard?
A few bytes short of a bit.
Eating with only one chopstick.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic?
One twist short of a slinky?
One pickled pepper less than a peck?
“A few bytes short of a bit”???
Jules, I think you were a few platters short of a hard disc on that one!
His elevator doesn’t go to the top?
Playing a guitar with no strings?
A few peas short of a casserole?
↓
One nibble short of a byte?
A BLT without the B?
or (my grandpa used to order this):
A patty melt without the cheese?
The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
The wheel is spining, but the hamster is dead.
Driveway doesn’t quite reach the road?
A few players short of a team.
One Brady short of a Bunch?
A few clowns short of a circus.
One wheel short of a unicycle?
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not firing on all 8 cylinders.
Can you tell I’m anticipating my skeletal massage?
few feathers short of a headdress.
DING! DING! DING!
5 eagles wins!
Tell him what he’s won, Johnny…
Sweeeeeeeeeeet what do I get, what do I get, what do I get..huhuhuuu
What is it, bulb or crayon?
It can’t be both!
Or can it? *senses business opportunity*
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Putting a crayon into your box?
Hee hee! Pink crayon was our code in high school for when a boy accidentally mumblemumble.
We say the same thing about the dog when he mumblemumbles.
And when he tries to hump people, mostly little kids legs, we say he is hugging them.
I think so, Brain. But, this time, you but the trousers on the chimp!
But? What exactly are you doing to the chimp?
Off topic but not really-
In my English class today, we were reading “The Necklace” and discussing Plot Formulas. One such formula was Somebody wants…but…so… meaning someone wants something, but there’s a problem, so they do whatever it is to get it. Point of the story: While I was being the bad student I am and not paying attention, I though my teacher said “Somebody wants butt, so…” Causing me to question what society has come to.
The end.
“I want some butts.”
I see.
*pushes glasses up bridge of nose*
Lie down here on this couch and tell me about your mother…
*will not do I Like Big Butts lyrics*
*will not do I Like Big Butts lyrics*
*will not do I Like Big Butts lyrics*
Great, Coyote. Now I have that song in my head.
*squeeze*
Gee Gracie, that wasn’t my intention at all. Nope. Not a chance. No way. *looks like innocent 18 month old*
♬ You look like an angel
Walk like an angel
Talk like an angel
But I got wise
You’re the devil in disguise ♬
The elevator doesn’t go to the top floor?
The factory’s still there, but they’re makin’ different stuff.
*sigh*Read the whole thread Scott.
S’okay, Scotty … we’re kind of orphans down here.
♫Oh
♫The sun’ll come out
♫Tomorrow
♫So ya gotta hang on
♫’Til tomorrow
♫Come what may
♫Tomorrow!
♫Tomorrow!
♫I love ya
♫Tomorrow!
♫You’re always
♫A day
♫A way!
Is that you, Daddy Warbucks?
skill, belief, determination, perseverance, experience, technique…NONE OF THOSE COULD HAVE HELPED HIM HERE.
Breaking barrier wins!!!
I just have to say, axeholes: First, I really like your screen name. Second, I like your post. Third, safety.
Thx LGB!
I like alot of your comments as well, just from this clip alone!
Men behind the wheel.
The wheel might be spinning but I assure you the hamster is dead.
♫The wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’…♫
best part is the guy closest to him, ‘wut? i dunno tha guy…’ and just keeps on walking, the other two at least run away lol… his posture, on the other hand, is a statement for utter indiference…
*sniff*
Ah, the sweet smell of
pavement fail.*sniff*
Ah, the sweet smell of
pavementfail.You see a lot of that here.
^^^ Could power just about any fail.
So could a lot of my comments. But they never do. *pouts*
You’ll just have to pay Ben more than Judy and Velvet did.
Maybe he’d like a turducken?
*looks hopeful*
Hey, it’s worth a try!
Join the Non-powering-fails Club. I’ll make us shirts.
*birdysqueeze*
*squeeze!*
I still need to get the transfer paper, I swear I’m gonna make “Roleplay Hornychat” shirts. And maybe a few others.
I’d buy one!
I’ll post an !mage of the transfer and you can “grab” it, then print it on transfer paper. No buying necessary!
I’m a member of that club too, can I join?
Where do I sign up?
Yeah baby, hump that barrier!
♪ Do the Humpty Hump… ♪
It is recommended to use a barrier for safe sex.
Don’t forget the washer!
Would that be a top loader or front loader?
Yes.
Do I need to dry’er afterwards too?
Did he dryer?
Dryer, I don’t even know her!
man, you never try stunts with yellow props
Of course, purple props are more appropriate.
I like the blue ones, myself.
I heard granny like big black ones.
I always thought he was a big black one.
Welcome to Failblog 2: The Quest for More TMI
You left out the “on ice” part!
I prefer mine neat, thank-you.
How are you
Doing fine. Yourself?
Yeah. Cowards…
At least he didn’t say, “hold my beer and watch this!”
Stupid gravity.
There is no gravity, everything sucks.
Especially black holes.
So … did he die?
Yes. We’ll bottle-up his remains for ZA and call it a day.
That’s a wrap, everyone!
Awww…and we were having so much fun, too!!!!
*sulks*
Sweet buttacow — are you at home today?
No…slaving away…but I’ll get my day off…
*unwraps his “treat”*
nomnomnomnom
It looks like the barrier was designed to do this.
I didn’t want to say it but yes I think so too.
Why didn’t you want to say it?
I… I… I don’t know!
*weeps*
Yeah, it’s designed so idiots wont try jumping it XD
I sense a design flaw.
It’s designed so that the gate doesn’t have to be replaced when idiots drive through it. Which happens constantly.
I have a friend that plowed through a wooden garage gate. He forgot he had a rooftop-carrier on, and rushed it a bit. The gate snapped off like a toothpick, splintering the wood.
Happy Anti-Kalou Day, Cloral!
Lol I was just about to ask how everybody’s anti-kalou was going.
Anti-kalou used to be my least favorite day of the week, but that isn’t the case anymore. I get to watch a new Mythbusters and a new South Park when I get home.
…and yes, even though it is Veteran’s Day, I’m at work. It isn’t one of our paid holidays.
Ours, either. On the bright side, we’re closed the day after Thanksgiving.
Ditto!
What she said! But Black Friday is unlikely to be a day off for me. I gotta do a birthday party! (My baby’s one!)
We make that trade as well. It’s completely worth it.
I’m really looking forward to it. At least this year I get to enjoy Thanksgiving food instead of hospital “food”.
:ick:
I wiil say this, though…when my twins were born, my birthday was the next day, so my nurses brought me a birthday cake. That, my dear Failpeeps, was an awesome cake!
I had to work today, too…but I get a week off for Thanksgiving, which makes me happeeeeeeeeeeee!
Nurses are great. Doctors have their uses, but nurses get you through it.
Then why oh why on this green earth did they bring me bad couscous on Thanksgiving?!?!?!
Well there is no excouscous for that!
You poor thing…
Leftovers from their potluck? I bet nobody wanted to take the couscous home & they didn’t want to put it in the trash in the break room & smell it all night.
Piñata?
I once made the mistake of wandering over to the Mall on black Friday. I had forgotten what day it was. Never ever ever ever again. *sits in corner and shivers*
*hugs*
Let’s just stay home on Fridays, shall we.
At the moment I really don’t have much of a choice.
*is really really glad not to be working in retail sales this time of year*
I kinda feel that way about malls in general.
The hubby loooooves to wander malls this time of year. We never go to buy anything, he just likes to watch. He’s one of those people watchers. People amuse him.
There are some hoots moseying about. Not me of course. Other people.
*reviews todays fail*
*agrees*
I like going to bars for the same reason. It’s kind of fun to play anthropologist in that setting.
And when you can no longer say anthropologist you know that it’s time to go home.
That would be a good indicator!
In the days when I was a caregiver and not a caregiven (caregiee?) I would try to reward myself on the weekends by walking to the mall, look about the bookstores and then have a bowl of rice in the food court. It was a six mile (+mall wandering distance) round trip. I can do three miles now on a good day. Last week I set myself a goal to get to the mall again by Summer.
Good goal, Coyote. Let us know how your progress goes!
*sigh*
On the bright side, there was virtually no traffic on the freeway this morning. Brighter side: the commute home will be just as good!
Humiliate people? Now there’s designmanship.
…and forethought.
What an As. . . it’s his phalt.
Asp, halt!
That’s no asp. I’m just happy to see you!
Ass-vault?
101
Ash falled?
Asspalm??
That’s a FAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Stop it.
Way to state the obvious.
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get off your feet and jump ar….owwww
Well, he got down. Right down on the ground.
♫ I’m down (I’m really down)
I’m down (Down on the ground)
I’m down (I’m really down)
How can you laugh when you know I’m down
(How can you laugh) When you know I’m down. ♫
*points and laughs*
♫ I’m goin’ down, down, down, down.
I’m goin’ down, down, down, down. ♫
Oh My!
♫ I don’t know why I feel this way
I don’t know if it’s right or wrong to laugh at misfortune
Darkness can never last too long…
When you laugh in its face. ♫
Great song, ZA!
♪ I’m goin’ down, down, down, down ♫
Talk about an earworm!
*shakes fist at Bruce Springsteen*
♫♪Down doo-bee-doo-down down.♫♪
♫ If you wanna get down,
down on the ground…
leap gate! ♫
Looks like we went down together!
And I got it on TAPE!! Paris H. eat your heart out!
;p
And I saw that tape. Didn’t know Brewski was so flexible.
One word:
Yoga.
Two words:
Heck Yeah!!!
Three words:
Football, the greatest game.
No! Four words!
Football is the greatest game.
NOO! Five! Five wor… I’ll come in again.
One word :
Yoda.
GMTA, Brewski!
I despise that song. Could it possibly be any more repetitive??
Terrible! It doesn’t help that I’m not a Bruce Springsteen fan, either. DO NOT WANT!
♫Do-do-do down doobie-doo-down-down.
♫Com-a, com-a, down doobie-doo-down-down.
♫Com-a, com-a, down doobie-doo-down-down.
♫Breakin’ up is hard to do.
I get knocked down, but I get up again aint never gonna keep me down
♫I went down, down, down,
to that burning ring of fire…♫
Thanks to the title of this fail, I now have Nine Inch Nails “That’s What I Get” stuck in my head. Not the whole song, just that line. Over and over an over again.
And I had to share the pain.
*doesn’t know song so feels no pain* HAHAHAHAHA
Ditto
I could probably fix that for both of you.
Not if we don’t clickie on some link. Your helpless!
I don’t want to change my link anyway, I still need more name ideas.
Her helpless what?
Sorry, I am already ‘fixed’.
*feels Avis’s pain*
Well I’m feeling the pain NOW.
*eyeroll*
Lets go bar hopping BBB.!
*snork*
Good one, 5e.
I’m afraid I’d get smashed Eagles.
Eys help you up agans.
You normally just steal my lines LOL go ahead brother its yours a gift for being nice to me.
FAKE
Look at teh pixels!!!!one!!!elebenty!!!
Wow, that-was-pa-the-ti-c.
Wow, didn’t know “Pathetic” had four syllables.
That’s amazazing.
Totallally.
I didn’t know thatwaspathetic was even a word, let alone a 6 syllable one.
So was-yo-ur-po-st.
Proof white people cant jump.
Hey!! We can jump. Not well. Not high. Not with any degree of grace. But we can TOTALLY jump.
What do you mean? I jump to conclusions all of the time.
I’ve been known to jump to it!
♪ Jump, Jive and
then you wail… ♪
Mrs Skratdaddy sometimes makes me jump through hoops.
SuzieQ, have you ever jumped over the moon?
Scroll waaaay up.
I did, AE, but all I saw were a bunch of comments.
*shrugs*
*walks away kicking rocks*
Actually, it’s white MEN that can’t jump. Zombies on the other hand … can’t jump either.
Oh, we can jump all right. Just not over flimsy yellow poles designed for much different things.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Depravity is the soul of wit.
Cavity is the hole of bit(e).
Uranus is the hole of shit.
Bad skratty! Bad!
Pop quiz!
Which flavor of Jelly Belly is not included in their 49 flavor pack?
Puke?
Vomit?
*shrugs*
Puke, vomit — it’s all technicolor lunch to me.
Am I supposed to say jinx here?
Do you want to?
*ponders*
Never did it… I should try it once:
JINX!!!
Mmmmmmfffff!
What now?
Ha ha! Now she can’t talk until somebody says, “Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org!"
.
Wait…
It is already much too quiet on this blog. That game is no fun.
Whew. I’m with you, AE. What shall we do now?
TAG!! You’re it!!
*playfully thwacks LGB and runs away*
Oh!! Oh!! I love tag!!! I wanna play!!
*runs up and down the blog trying to tag DW*
*runs out of oxygen*
*pants from exhaustion*
*drops on ground*
*faints*
*streaks through thread*
Did that help?
Wow B!! Didn’t know you had dimples.
;p
*click*
Wow, I guess I have done a decent job of keeping my clothes on lately! See, Brewski! It can be done!
*puts on One Man Band gear*
*marches up and down fail*
*wheels-out ping-pong table from garage*
Here’s story to entertain you kiddies.
Last Saturday I took mom to the store. There were a couple of VFW’s there handing out poppies and taking donations.
I went over to one and while he was giving me my poppy he asked if I wanted one for my wife.
My wife!?
Now I’ll admit mom looks good for 76. Only laugh lines and very little grey hair. I will also state that my hair has returned mostly white.
But still and all.
That’s okay, I know a guy who people keep thinking is his girlfriend’s father. I know the guy is a heck of a lot taller than she is, older than she is, and looks a little older than he actually is, but still, that’s gotta get annoying after a while.
By the way, this is the same guy who walked up to a person in a bank and was asked, “Are you going to rob us?” He just had some errand he wanted to run. The funny thing is he’s actually one of the nicest people I’ve ever met.
Awwwww, poor coyote!
*smooch on your q-tip head*
I could probably pull that same “trick” off Coyote. My Ma was carded for drinks everywhere she went well into her 30’s (I think it even happened a time or two in her 40’s) and … well … I guess I look pretty good for a zombie.
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/08/11/answer-fail/#comment-558755
What is that light?
It’s at the end of the tunnel there.
I think it’s getting closer.
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Juliet was a over emotional manic depressive teenager with more hormones than sense. Good riddance to her and her less than brainy boyfriend, says I.
muwhahahahahaha
Amen to that! I remember school last year reading Romeo and Juliet in English class. I’m in high school, and I STILL don’t know anyone as emo as those two!
Why……………it looks to be the end of the work day!!!
Huzaah!!
I leave you all with love and squeezes and look forward to further adventures with you all on the morrow!! Ta ta!!
*failpeepsqueezestoall*
*squeezy3Bs*
Back at ya like a boomerang.
“Show off Fail”
What happened to the fail titles? These titles are lame. I feel like I’m looking a lolcat pictures and the person who’s posting the picture of their cat put a really lame caption to go with the picture, and it just killed the whole thing.
Please stop attempting to be witty, and stick to the good ole’ fail titles.
Hey hey and hey what about hey hey hey hey.
nah nah nah, nah. …
Haha, the guy walking beside the guy who fell was like, “You dumb@$$.”
If his voice doesn’t go up a couple of octaves, then it does not count.
I’m sorry, no where in this article is the religion of this man notated. Is he Christian? Jewish? What? These are important details that are being held back. How will we know what religion we should hold accountable for this?
*giggle*
*poke*
*tickle*
>_<
How the hell did his shoe come off at the end?
I love how two of his friends gtfo when he breaks the barrier
you can fix the barrier but u cant fix stupidz
He’s very ANAL about jumping barriers. He needs enough research about them. The conclusion from this experiment? Barriers love butt secks
Carnage! The boom gate is fragile! Can’t he just simply leave it alone?