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As opposed to beating this first guy’s head into it.
Perhaps, you can use this as Dumbledore?
Ahh… they must know about that other way you can use a door…
you cannot use a door to make sandwiches nor as an emergency contraceptive!
Do not insert door in penis!
uh… do not eat door. evenwith bbq sauce.
i think u mean do not stick penis in door… haha ya mong
the problem is if 20xxO didnt exist, you’d have been the first person and you’d probably say first.
It states the obvious, and is factually correct. But why the warning?
im second
Why a warning though? Will improper use result in death?
Yes. It’s like the Berlin wall. If you take too long in the middle, you’ll get picked off by snipers.
And if it’s the door to the 4th dimension, taking too much time in the middle will cause you to lose half your body in the space-time continuum.
I mean first
I feel the power! I was teh first comment! All bow down to me!
including the enter and exit only door?
This must be a rear entrance.
Used for coming and going.
Hey! Who changed my name again? Stupid door.
Hey! Who changed your picture again? I kinda liked your overlapping balls.
Those weren’t my balls. They were a loaner.
So Lou isn’t wobbling anymore?
But isn’t possession 9/10ths of the law?
FIRST
hah! *points at your face*
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FACE POINTS YOU.
Damn.. I can’t use this one as a catapult either..
Or a snowboard.
Or underpants. Just sayin’.
Yeah the first time you didn’t make it to the bathroom fast enough, your door would be ruined.
And you’d have splinters in your butt.
*peeps through the keyhole*
Nice lid art.
Exiting… Exciting!
Tis. Doors allow us to essentially walk through walls. Exciting stuff.
As opposed to… Using a piece of a string… tie it to the door and one of your teeth… then slam the door to pull the teeth out of your mouth ?
That notice is vital!
Otherwise people might well have used the door to try and get stones out of horses hooves.
And just imagine the catastrophe that would have ensued had that happened.
FIRST!11
Guess phasing through the door is out of the question, then.
It’s acceptable. As long as you’ve entered or exited.
>:
Use the letters that make up the words in this sign for writing and reading only.
Can’t they just say, “STOP LURKING IN DOORWAYS, CREEPS!”
That would be rude and slightly offensive.
Plus, it would make sense, and we can’t have any of that around here.
Plus, not all creeps lurk in doorways.
Some hide in the bushes. Me, I’m trying to figure out where Brewski lives. (24 hour notice, at least, right?)
*points out living room window*
as opposed to humping it, writing on it, peeing on it, hiding behind it, using it to pull out teeth, talking to it, hitting people in the face with it. and many more, i guess, but i’m fresh out of ideas.
Freezing it?
Taking it off and snowdooring with it while a villain from a James Bond movie chases you?
Or, as a really odd party I went to once when they couldn’t find a table: taking it off the hinges and using it as the table for beer pong.
That’s not odd. That’s Thanksgiving dinner here in Arkansas.
Dressing it up like Brewski, kissing it, singing to it, talking to it, taking your picture with it. . .and then stealing its pants. (24 hours’ notice)
as opposed to banging into it…
Doors are for normal people.
as opposed to failing
It’s obviously a paper door. Don’t use it for origami.
And… I’d be careful with that pipe, mister.
I’m a non conformist.
Dammit. Refresh!
How are we meant to come and go now? And what happens when it rains?
What if the door gets jammed?
His head is already jammed in the door.
I don’t know about you, but I have access to all premises, being the Wearer of the Door.
*takes hat off*
*enters*
*puts hat back on*
That is genius!
Now, how do I make me a door to wear?
Take a square door, fold in half diagonally, fold again, tape up the corners and gently open one of the folds. You now have a wearable door.
[/Martha Stewart]
Will that work on reinforced steel doors? If not, I got nothing.
That’s just a bit trickier. It requires some heavy machinery and a welding torch.
or, just get a sledgehammer and duct tape all the little pieces on your head. you won’t be able to take it off, but who cares?
and you need a big head
Teh doctor that mistook his door for a hat.
As opposed to running through it ?
Like a certain Pakistani ..
hahahahhaha. Thank you for refreshing my memory with that image.
Don’t exit the door whilst entering? And the other way around aswell?
Also do not lean against the door. Unless you wish to enter/exit by means of leaning the door open.
Lurking?
This must be the door in one of the Jacky Chan films?
nice door…
)
*removes door*
*takes it to beach to go surfing*
*hides under water*
*knocks*
Who’s there?
Al.
[Ryannon's voice]
Al who ?
Al Gay.
*smiles*
We need to be unionized, so Ry doesn’t get her job taken away here.
Makes me wonder who sued the door-making company for what stupid action they tried to do with it.
That’s what she said.
As opposed to putting a bucket of water on top of it, annoying innocent people.
yeah. or putting two vials of chemicals that explode when mixed. that would hurt.
I have a doubt. English is not my mother tongue. The funny thing is what the sentence says but grammatically speaking the sentence is correct, isn’t it?
Not really; “Use this door for entering and exiting only” is not a warning, more of a statement. “This door will explode if used improperly” would be a warning. “This dog is armed and authorized to use deadly force” would be a warning. Warnings should mention the consequences of particular actions, even if only by implication.
As opposed to using it as a nutcracker.
Aaah Dang! I was planning to use the keyhole as a fleshlight…! Too bad for me, I guess
That means I can’t use it as the door to Narnia…
as opposed to the other door?
As opposed to hanging on it,drawing on it,and doing other things.
Aww damn these restrictions.
So apparently I can just print out some funny message like this on a piece of paper and it’ll be good enough for Failblog? If the sign isn’t in context (on a door) and either engraved or written directly on the wall, this site is going to have more and more faked photos and that would dilute all that is great about the good stuff. This one really does not and should not meet the Failblog standard.
As opposed to punching it down and Chuck Norris round kicking the closest person.
Who is Chuck Norris??????
As opposed to kicking in down?
hah.
i can only cry at what made them put this up
I can think of about 92 other things you could do with a door, most of which are not appropriate to mention here.
As opposed to loitering in the door frame.
@Casey WIN!
So… No dancing on the door?
…or with the door!…lol…
People will probably hate me for saying this here, though I would just like to express somewhere,
that I think Fail Blog is a lot funnier without these cutesy comments at the top of every picture. Let it speak for itself.
You better hope Ms. B doesn’t read this!
I like the comments at the top!
Jim Morrison is a god
As opposed to ventilation, perhaps? Fail fail.
*Exitedly running through the door*
As opposed to: using other doors for entering and exiting. I think it’s a badly worded plea that should have read: Use this door ONLY.
It’s fkn funny though.
In Soviet Russia, door enters you!
Curses! They’ve ruined my evil plans! CURSE YOU, CAPTIAN OBVIOUS!
Thats epic. (Of course….)
…Instead of using the other door thats next to it probably. Pretty damn obvious. Just understood it wrong. Still pretty funny lol.