Comments on: It’s just a Pontiac. Not really a loss.

By: Limo Hire

Limo Hire — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 22:23:20 +0000

must have been a woman

By: limo hire

limo hire — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 14:47:05 +0000

OOooch looks costly

By: diLuca

diLuca — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:20:30 +0000

thats for using crapy american cars /thumbs up

By: limo hire

limo hire — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:25:12 +0000

he needs to be more careful. expensive tire change

By: Foxdiddy

Foxdiddy — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:43:25 +0000

I say FAIL to the photoshopper who sent this in. I own this car and that runner beneath the door is fiber glass. It wouldn’t bend like that unless it was melted. It would just shatter! And yes, I have seen it shatter after a dumb ass backed into me and I had to have the door banged out, the runner replaced and a fiber glass body panel glued back on.

By: oreo

oreo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:14:59 +0000

bust janes thumb

By: Snamb

Snamb — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:59:39 +0000

now i know that isn’t just me that fail

By: blaziken45

blaziken45 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:03:33 +0000

yeah… and heavy is the back that carries my backpack (i never use a locker)

By: blaziken45

blaziken45 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:01:05 +0000

with a herring?
hehe… lol. Brave Sir Robin should get that.

By: blaziken45

blaziken45 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:58:24 +0000

do you ever use clubs? maces? morningstars? flails? axes? swords? or, worst of all… DETAILED, 3-INCH THICK D&D MANUALS?!

By: blaziken45

blaziken45 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:54:57 +0000

the canadian winters?? huh?

By: blaziken45

blaziken45 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:52:29 +0000

i do. but this is new to me. never heard about it until now. maybe they did it on purpose?

By: blaziken45

blaziken45 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:50:18 +0000

i live in utah. never heard of anything like this before though.

By: blaziken45

blaziken45 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:49:26 +0000

Just Plain Dumb

By: JON

JON — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:40:12 +0000

Poops

By: Jesus

Jesus — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:16:22 +0000

Oiled Borg Fragger

By: Quantum

Quantum — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:17:03 +0000

the tire was only flat on one side

By: Donald Zerli, Patriot

Donald Zerli, Patriot — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:01:16 +0000

And Peter O’Toole. Don’t forget Peter O’Toole.

By: Donald Zerli, Patriot

Donald Zerli, Patriot — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:57:21 +0000

Or you can drive a Civic and get 300,000 miles out of it for the same money.

By: TeslaDan5

TeslaDan5 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:10:19 +0000

You’re*

By: TeslaDan5

TeslaDan5 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:09:49 +0000

All cars have supports in the frame for jacks… Your not suppose to stick them just anywhere, for any car.

By: Boh

Boh — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:50:17 +0000

hey wow, I didn’t even see your lips moving or anything!!

By: evra

evra — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:32:46 +0000

Oy oy oy now, I love my Grand Am… just… if you’re gonna get rid of that one, can I have all the parts that aren’t busted? Same color as mine and everything…

By: karmu

karmu — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:29:20 +0000

Broiled Grog Splatter

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:03:44 +0000

Wait… what?
*rushes outside to where Tercel is waiting*
[Me]: “Dammit, you’ve been lying to me? I thought you turned into a robot!”
[Tercel]: “Who, me? Uh, no, that’s uh… that’s… erm… that’s Arty. Arty who? Arty Down-The-Road-Arty…uh, no yeah. Uh, I know him from the… uh… from the laundromat.”
*kicks car, sobbing, gains composure*
[me]: “….*snif*… cars….don’t….do….laun–”
[tercel]: I NEED MY SOCKS TO BE SOFT, DAMMIT!!! Maybe if you’d just go out and buy some softener, but NOOO. not for the poor old Tercel. ‘Oh, you’re a car, turn into a robot’…. Gosh, you’re really annoying”

By: j_mansk8r

j_mansk8r — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:30:15 +0000

Well it looks like the tire is not the only thing on thew car that is flat.. lol

By: hkh

hkh — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:37:49 +0000

too bad it wasnt a honda then it would have been funny

By: ponyboy

ponyboy — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:09:28 +0000

Boiled Frog Bladder?

By: Farris

Farris — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:09:27 +0000

Foilfog bladder

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:50:40 +0000

Two words: ethyl alcohol.

By: RGlahBlert

RGlahBlert — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:59:56 +0000

Foilblog Fadder

By: Deepak

Deepak — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:50:59 +0000

Well, Duh, that’s a good point. If it’s not staged, at what point should the operator have noticed “Ok, this is destroying my car, maybe I should stop?” I think that’s where the real fail comes in.

By: Duh

Duh — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:21:49 +0000

This pic has to be staged. There is no way to have that much damage from misplacing the jack. I’ve been running wreckers for years, and I’ve seen lots of mishaps with jacks, and hundreds of motor vehicle accidents. I believe the damage is real, but not caused by the jack. The jack was likely placed there for this photo after some other force caused that damage, like running over something.

By: DeepInTheHeart (another one of Judy's minions)

DeepInTheHeart (another one of Judy's minions) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:38:53 +0000

How udderly inappropriate!

By: Avis

Avis — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:37:14 +0000

We thwack trolls (and on occasion, others) with a shellacked fish. The type of fish changes from time to time. I prefer to use the mackerel.
*THWACKS M.J.Fox with the shellacked mackerel*

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:34:28 +0000

* ahem *

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:31:41 +0000

Cars have behinds?

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:29:04 +0000

Laughter is the best medicine (knows because Reader’s Digest says it is so).

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:26:31 +0000

♫ After all we’re only human,
always fighting what we’re feeling, ♫
♫ hurt instead of healing,
after all we’re only human,
is there any other reason why we stay instead of leavin’ ♫

By: Cloral

Cloral — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:19:42 +0000

Failblog fodder?

By: DeepInTheHeart (another one of Judy's minions)

DeepInTheHeart (another one of Judy's minions) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:18:52 +0000

*does something like a river-dance, jig, and grand mal seizure*

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:17:14 +0000

Granny is a guy?? And here I was thinking he’s one hell of a handsome granny.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:15:54 +0000

she just wants to flap him for the halibut.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:14:54 +0000

I don’t know jack about tyres.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:13:57 +0000

I never get tired of the bad puns.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:12:24 +0000

he’d constantly be tinkling…

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:11:52 +0000

do you have a finger stuck up your arse?

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:11:27 +0000

polyandry… they live in India.

By: sauerkraut

sauerkraut — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:11:04 +0000

thanks for taking the time to explain the fail.

but how do you explain the dumbarse who is unable to follow simple instructions?

By: ABBenzin

ABBenzin — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:56:55 +0000

I have three friends who have/had Grand Ams, and I can tell you that there is a reinforced jack point on the Unibody rail about 3 inches in and four forward from where they had the jack in this picture. I’ve lifted and lowered that car six times myself with no damage.

The jack is shaped to fit the rail; if you stick it just anywhere (say, an unreinforced patch of random sheetmetal) it will focus the pressure on a small area and cause damage. This is a total operator fail, they should’ve taken the two minutes to read the jacking and towing page of the owner’s manual and this wouldn’t have happened.

Great cars if you take proper care of them, my one buddy’s had 130,000+ miles and seventeen years under its belt when he sold it after he had it three years with no major repair bills. (It was still in good shape, but he wanted a Jeep.)