Comments on: At least he was wearing his safety shorts

By: Nitpicker

Nitpicker — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:24:29 +0000

Woohoo!!!

Five hundred and fifty-fourth!!!

By: Stuckey

Stuckey — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:52:19 +0000

YES!!! U BRILLIANT!!!

By: EwokLove

EwokLove — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:28:04 +0000

DID HE DIED????

By: dernse

dernse — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:37:36 +0000

I think that he did it on purpose so that he can come on failblog

By: pacman490

pacman490 — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:30:29 +0000

my laptop was muted and i heard the crash

By: mdsdex

mdsdex — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:25:05 +0000

Not a scooter…..it’s a small sport bike.

By: Two-wheeled twat

Two-wheeled twat — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:22:36 +0000

Agreed that it’s a motorcycle. Probably a Honda CBR, looks like an older ‘Blade, else it could be a Yamaha Thundercat.

Hard to say really, you don’t see that much of it…

By: Idene

Idene — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:54:22 +0000

Now THAT is what you’d see from a cartoon.

Big smash, and random parts go flying. XD

By: Cev

Cev — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:00:31 +0000

A surprising amount of scooters can do this especially if they’re 2-stroke like older Vespas. I’ve seen many-a-failed wheelie attempts on a scooter. Usually ends up with the driver holding on yet being drug through an intersection while everyone else falls off their scooters laughing.

By: PuZo

PuZo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:20:21 +0000

Awesome parking technique !

By: Andrew Ong

Andrew Ong — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:36:32 +0000

Total carnage! The rider deliberately and carelessly zoomed straight into the gate! He was not even wearing a safety helmet!

By: tahrey

tahrey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:15:05 +0000

that said, my first time out on a 125cc full-auto scooter was a bit of a “whoa! STOP!!!!” thrill ride itself. No clutch to reign things in or control the power take-up, and 15bhp hitting all at once when tweaking the throttle off the line is somewhat different from trying to coax it out of a geared bike below 20mph…

By: tahrey

tahrey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:12:18 +0000

aaaaaaaand this is why most civilised nations make you take a test before riding anything more than a 50cc (mouse fart power, cyclists will laugh at you), or at best 75/110/125/150cc (slightly bigger mouse thru to geo metro levels of acceleration)……. and even then you may need a basic proficiency certification before moving up from pedal power. plus a legal requirement to wear a helmet of some kind (proven 80% fatality reduction… it’s not the speed that kills you, but the 5-foot unbroken fall onto concrete) and admonishment to cover up even more.

not so much for your own sake, but so you don’t run into and kill someone else, or waste ambulance (and hospital, and undertaker) time and negation of all the other negative knock-on effects on your family, employers, etc. or at very least, so you’re able to give a description of/face charges for the collision when you wake up.

thanks for the reckless-moron lulz, whichever place this was (‘merka? vietnam?) that doesn’t impose such restrictions.

By: tahrey

tahrey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:05:50 +0000

Also not respecting the power of a sportsbike, learning to ride properly before committing to such power, or realising the potential pain of roadrash. (Not to mention how damn cold you’ll get from windchill even in a desert summer – or indeed how heatstroked you’ll then get when you rapidly exceed your body’s ability to produce perspiration vs how fast it evaporates… wicking fabrics are literally “better than nothing” when on the move). I don’t think he was meaning to head towards/thru the gate – by the wobble, he lost control almost immediately on entering the parking lot.

But anyway … what better place to generate a great many mistakes all at once than by supplying 1x idiot, no money down, pay nothing for 2 years then interest-free repayments for the next 14.

By: tahrey

tahrey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:00:48 +0000

pretty much, yeah. that, and sneakers. and possibly a beer coat.

By: tahrey

tahrey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:00:01 +0000

hint: there’s a play/pause button. i haven’t had to watch the FBO tag for quite a while now. it also makes reading the Powered By banner easier.

By: tahrey

tahrey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:58:49 +0000

except it’s not a scooter

By: tahrey

tahrey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:58:09 +0000

well if he’s going to ride like that you can’t exactly expect him to be fully able of getting dressed unaided AND correctly… probably his buck toothed girl (we think) friend’s Big Panties on backwards.

By: tahrey

tahrey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:54:48 +0000

good job it was made of rock and not, like, people or something isn’t it

glad to see it’s a dick only hurting themselves rather than (presumed) innocent bystanders – this time

By: tahrey

tahrey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:53:24 +0000

…..and that kind of thinking is exactly how the accident happened
(bikes have hand throttles & clutches, ma’am)

By: tahrey

tahrey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:42:59 +0000

Dick on probably quite new fireblade with zero safety gear (practically naked, in fact – he wouldn’t get served in McDonalds) and not much experience/training makes a slight mistake entering parking lot, panics, locks his overpowered first-bike’s throttle full on and piles into a stone wall at opposite end of the lot. Luckily it’s only a short one so he only got up to maybe 35mph before impact and managed to walk his douchebag ass away from it.

Losers like that are why I’m limited to a 125cc as a learner here in the UK :/ because they have to assume we’ll all be as stupid and go kill ourselves after doing the equivalent thing of buying a lambourgini as a first car and not take any lessons or wear the seatbelt.

By: malfeasant

malfeasant — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:27:32 +0000

besides, how many scooters have enough power to pop a wheelie?

By: yoddel

yoddel — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:22:37 +0000

Best topic

By: zack

zack — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 07:11:17 +0000

It’s like he didn’t see the wall until the last second. wtf.

By: metronome13

metronome13 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:24:29 +0000

Looks like the turbo from knight rider doesnt work on motorcycles only on old firebirds

By: sillypumpkin

sillypumpkin — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:52:18 +0000

HE’S WEARNING A THONG!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! HE TOTALLY DESERVED THAT LOL

By: free virtual worlds

free virtual worlds — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:19:55 +0000

how can anyone not see the wall

By: Parry137

Parry137 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:19:36 +0000

FULL RECOVERY

By: ThatRandomGirl

ThatRandomGirl — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:24:45 +0000

I was drinking water when I watched this. You can probably guess what happened lol

By: Turks Kerkles

Turks Kerkles — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:23:54 +0000

Yes, that’s his soul you see stand up and walk away.

By: Reika - If I'm commenting, it'll most likely piss you off, and piss is really hard to clean up on carpets, so please try to restrain yourself

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:30:03 +0000

I was about to ask that same question.

By: Aceldamor

Aceldamor — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:10:06 +0000

Um..is he wearing a thong?

By: marxz

marxz — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:13:05 +0000

unless a neo comes with an aftermarket full fairing that goes over where a traditional motorcycle engine fairing goes and puts footpegs were there isn’t any then that’s a motorbike rather than a scooter. not enough rez to say but colour wise I’d guess it’s possibly a Honda CBR of one of its bazillion small to medium capacity variants

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Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:43:36 +0000

I like your Dad, and he is right.

By: anonimouse

anonimouse — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:41:38 +0000

My father once told me that an accident doesn’t occur because of one mistake, but because of several accumulated mistakes.
Like forgetting to replace the battery for the portal remote.
Or not wearing a helmet.
Or driving like crazy and not thinking a kid could have been standing beside the portal if it opened.

My father added that for an accident to occur, you might need several mistakes, but you only need one idiot.

By: vortecs

vortecs — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:42:55 +0000

U sure have to be dumb to do that )

By: Kamikaze Ninja, aka Halifax

Kamikaze Ninja, aka Halifax — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:37:29 +0000

Um…not that one. Hint: fir**

By: ♠Brianiac♠

♠Brianiac♠ — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:34:31 +0000

are you f****** me

*leaves the room lights a joint*

By: Kamikaze Ninja, aka Halifax

Kamikaze Ninja, aka Halifax — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:34:24 +0000

Oh my PercentNumberAndAtCurvyEuroCurvyYenJewGreeceBox? Now that’s something lol.

By: Marius

Marius — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:31:07 +0000

His own words.

By: C.C. Halifax

C.C. Halifax — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:28:14 +0000

But the f-word has five *’s.

By: Marius

Marius — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:26:56 +0000

No worries Coyote.
It’s an online show called Red vs Blue based on the game HALO. I find it pretty funny.

By: coyote

coyote — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:25:49 +0000

Says it himself.

By: Marius

Marius — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:22:04 +0000

Oh he do, do he?

By: coyote

coyote — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:21:39 +0000

Now THAT would be a medical marvel.

By: Marius

Marius — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:14:13 +0000

Bow-chicka-honk-honk.

By: coyote

coyote — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:14:08 +0000

You do.

By: Shadow ©

Much as I would love to, I must go to bed. Do try not to get Coyote pregnant, yeah?

*runstobedwithaquickness*

By: Shadow ©

… dashing, if I do say so myself.

*preens*

By: Marius

Marius — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:06:54 +0000

Rather!