Click to see G-Rated Pics and Movies Only
« Previous The rare, but creepy, pedomom | I can already feel the crime rates falling Next »
» 245 Failures in Communication
-
Recent Comments
¡Great Scott! Me tra… on Whale Win Admiral Apparent on Whale Win ¡Great Scott! Me tra… on Whale Win jackisgreen on Whale Win AferVentus on Whale Win Little Girl Blue … on Whale Win Elsa_Mama on Whale Win sauer kraut on Whale Win ¡Great Scott! Me tra… on Whale Win Ms B ♥ on Whale Win 
Cheezburger Network Blog
Wow a horse!
A horse is a horse, of course of course.
Mr Ed, is that you? Is this Soviet Russia?
No, this is the desert and the Moomin is here on a horse with no name.
*double-squeeze*
*finally comes back on land*
Wait I’m in the desert now.
Then hopefully the other cake is nothing more than a mirage.
Wow a happy Kid. 2 Cakes in 1 birthday.
Grandma seems to be eyeing up the horse cake too. Maybe her cake doesn’t tickle her fancy.
Well the pie no. 1 seems to be a horsie, and no. 2 what horsie is missing in no. 1. Correct?
No, actually they couldnt fit that thing in the horse cake so they decided to give it separately to granny
If Granny Deepthroats the other horse cake, she will become hoarse.
look to your left of the horse cake lol
They know, dude. It’s a form of sarcasm. Re-re.
Don’t be so sure. I didn’t see it at first either. I was focused on the kid and the horse.
Yeah, I stared for a minute wondering “OK, what’s wrong with this horse? …….OOOOHHHHH”
Giddy up!
Noooo … it’s not a horse … it’s obviously a gelding. The rest of the horse is next to it on the other cake!
don’t confuse the horse for the whores *cough cough*!!! Notice her mouth is leading toward the HIV inducing cake *COUGH*
mmm I would like a piece of that cake please!
Obviously shopped, I can’t even begin to say how fake this is
No, I don’t think that cake is a lie.
Cmon can’t you see the reflections are all off on the non-existant reflective surfaces
What reflections? I see no reflections at all. You confuse me.
She’s right.
The cake is not a lie.
(Because everyone knows it’s better than pie.)
I really hope someone knows what that’s from…
Maybe there’s a portal to the cake?
Unless they’ve gone to the effort of changing the colour between the lace to match the shorts of the person sitting there and such, no, it’s not shopped.
My guess is that it’s a double birthday (judging by the backward “50″ on the cake on the left, and the fact that both look ready to blow out candles).
Lets hope one of those boxes contains a therapy voucher …
*snork* on day, at grandma’s house..
*one…sheesh..
You can always tell when someone doesn’t know a thing about Photoshop. First of all, they always say “shopped” and second of all, it is always on an image that has not had any Photoshop done on it.
it actually could be photoshopped or paint studio…look under the girls arm on the other birthday goers side and you will notice that there is red the same color as the red on her other side where there should be part of the other woman (the white of her shirt) because just a little higher up you can see it. it then became apparent to me that the girl is in the foreground of the pic almost enough to be pasted in on a different layer.
Wrong. She is being lifted up by her mom. And her mom is leaning to her right, making her left hip slightly higher than the other one.
u can have my cake lol
(if u r a boy)
I like cake!
Unicorn fail, they put the horn on the wrong cake.
since when is there brown fur unicorn?! :O
You did not just ruin Moomins excellent comment! It was genious!
He generally is.
Living up to his name I presume.
Moomin [n]:
1. A name up to which one should live.
2. A genious commenter
Moomin [v]:
1. To take a sentence or picture and rearrange elements of it such that it shows a drastic error on the part of the recipient.
2. To bum relentlessly.
Moomin [adj]:
1. Tasting like roasted marshmallow.
2. Sticky, or tacky to the touch.
Moomin [n]
1. Somebody uninteresting that you met on the internet that you love for some bizarre reason.
2. A false prophet.
Bite me.
uh… ok.. so… um… does everybody get their names commented on or defined? if that’s the case, could you do mine?
So much of a genius that he can actually spell genius correctly I’m guessing.
have you ever seen one?
Win!
Are you racist?
Moomin — isn’t that a Finnish president?
Finnish? He’s barely getting started!
Lol, god that’s clever.
So awesome. Hey kid, look at your future. This cake is your new Daddy. Never mind that last comment, I ate new Daddy.
Disregard that, I suck cakes.
Disregard that disregard, I breathe ice cream.
I’m so indie that I fart tweets. Beat that. :]
HA!
WIN.
Wow, a 20 inch penis!
*gets out tape measure*
*measures*
More like 20.23″ — but, good guess WIN!
Parenting win.
Pinocchio theme cake FAIL
Talk about being hung like a horse, Little Julie, gets the rest of the horse while grandma gets the “man-cannon” =o
actually thats not pinochio cause there is some cum dropping from the tip of what u think is a nose lol
Epic parenting FAIL
Me thinks that those who gave this a low rating did not look to the left side of the image. This almost a shitbrix photo.
i hate the new joke titles, they’re not funny. failblog fail
…or the random least-funny-quote-of-the-day taglines at the end of every video?
seriously agree. They’re funny on Engrish, totally unfunny here.
Indeed.
What is this- perverted mom day?
Guess they were teaching the girl that life is all about dealing with d*cks and horse sh*t. The sooner you learn that, the better. XD
BRILLIANT! Encore, encore!
urgh… TMI… please… no more!
So the little girl’s blowing a horse and the mom’s blowing a huge dick. Nice.
brought to you by your local public school’s health class.
How can anybody be so moronic and untasteful? Leave alone that little girl is going to have SERIOUS complex for life. I pity her future boyfriends if this is her first contact with penis…
ADDING WORDS – your doing it wrong.
Correcting grammar: you’re doing it wrong.
Comment WIN!
I don’t get what is wrong
You a few words out.
I pity her future boyfriends if this isn’t her first contact with penis. I mean, she can’t be older than 5…
WTF? Piggy. I’d say this is a GREAT first contact with a penis!! A great introduction …
OMG!!! ponies!
OMG!! penis!
OMG!!! pennies!
This thread reminds me of a conversation I had yesterday.
Do Tell
Jam paid pennies to see a pony’s penis.
Yeah… I’m still going to use “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” instead, but thanks for playing.
sooo im assuming the specs on the balls are herpes?
Anatomy fail!
You’ll know what that is when/if you reach puberty.
I think you are nuts.
Bollocks! You’re sacked.
Now now don’t get Testy!
Delicious cake – I must eat it!!! Om nom nom
WTF kind of family is this? Have they no shame? Jesus Christ, there are kids around, for crying out loud. Everyone at that stupid party is hunted until further notice.
This can only be America.
Brought to you by England.
Is this for real? Difficult to believe.
Why does the moms cake have 3 candles too? Who thought it would be funny to have cum dripping down the side of the dick? Isnt the mom a little old to be so juvenile? I have so many questionsssssssssss
Oh and the purpleness of the head, thats a little extreme isnt it? I like how the icing is shimmery. I love my shimmery peni
That’s not cum — that’s royal icing.
Pony icing, w00t!!! Orgasmic phallus cake, pffft….
Priorities, people … Priorities!
omg, can you say comment win?
. . . I did not just see that. I did *not* just see that.
The cake is a lie.
win
the dick is not.
So my choice is, “. . . or death”?
Who Wants some cream?
Depends on what cream it is. The one on teh penis, oh yeah.
Mean’t to say, oh no! Or was i?
Ass cream?
momma is screaming for ass cream!
Perhaps later.
Pretty sure they are both horse cakes, just one is a bit more anatomically accurate.
that’s not true. everyone knows horses are hung.
That was what i was referring too…
You know what they say:
Its not gay if its buttercream
… o.0
I thought they said never to throw a bachelorette party and a five-year old party at the same time.
That woman looks like she’s in her 50s. I think she’s probably the grandmother, not the mom.
*notes the “50″ on the front of the cake at left …*
What, um… what?
……?
Blow the candles, then the cake. All good fun. Except when there are small kids there!
Read: *Especially* when there are small kids there!
I mean, what went wrong? did nobody in the process notice the mistake?
It reminds me of a 9 year old girl’s t-shirt I saw once saying “Porn Star”
Looks fake… they’re not even paying attention to it.
Having a 3rd birthday party, maybe they realized how inappropriate it is. Especially if one of the children asked, what it was supposed to be.
perhaps it’s the grandmother’s birthday. …
srry if i cant comment at full strength ppl.. im a bit sad
The non-horse cake sucks.. wait – you must be doing it wrong then.
Alternatively, the second cake (left) is a close-up portion of the first (right).
aww, mom, why are u gonna eat my horse’s d*ck??
You people actually believe this crap is for real?!? Are you high? I’m done with this website.
don’t let the horse’s weenie hit you where the good lord split ya on your way out. …
Please dont go!!!!!! YOU make this website!!!! We will all miss you soooooooo much!!!!!!!!!
OH WAIT! NO WE WONT.
Please keep your promise, and never return. Much obliged
Good!
do NOT click on Andrey’s p*o**r*n merchant website.
my penis.
is oozing?
eeeeeww!
that’s just eeeeeeewwwww, ryannon!!!
someone needs to slap that mother/grandmother upside her head.
The mom is on the right, The grandmother is on the left.
I’m declaring shenanigans on this photo.
Holy hell, parenting fail, why does the kid have a tattoo?
It’s a rub on tattoo. I see kids with them all the time.
OK, is it meant to be a lighthouse? with cream instead of a light. hmm where have i heard that before, “phallic lighthouses”.
Looked to me like it was supposed to be a castle belonging to the owner of a porn company. =)
This is such a fail I didn’t even laugh.
And that’s rare, I laugh at all of them.
(Grand)mother looks like Joan Cusack
The kid looks like a very young ( E.T. Age) Drew Barrymore
Didnt they make those last week on “Cake Boss”?
Icky.
You CAN has a pony. Cake.
And I can has a pony dick.
fail blog fail
Its the cake on the far left, not the horse cake thats a fail. rofl
Hey failblog,
“pedomom” again, eh?
Actually, I believe that’s GRANDMA, all “puckered up & eager.” Mom is on the other side! Makes the FAIL even funnier…
By the way,
did she die?
Only if the horse had aids
Did nobody notice the PHALLUS on the pink cake?
That pink cake is hung like a horse
I like the flaming testicular warts. This cake is merely a PSA to help make people aware of this flashy new STD.
3 candle on the penis cake (unless the dick count one or more) which mean + 3 on the other they make gruppe6
woowwww that wasn’t even accidental!
2 balls 2 ballsacks fail
That cake was made for sploshing! Who could look at that cake and not want to climb up on the table and ride it?
This is saddening… what a sick mother…
There’s something cumming out of that cake!
They should have had Ding-Dongs instead of… well, a dong.
Is anyone else REALLY hungry now? I need that cake in my mouth… now.
That was definitely a “wait… what?!” moment for when I saw the left side of the picture.
its bad enough that there is a penis there.. but did they have to go and add the icing jizz XD
White trash get down on your knees, it’s time for……
poor girl..she looks so happy, looking at her pretty cake with horse…and then there’s that..thing…
That’s a horse of another color.
Kinda purplish, to be exact.
I’m sensing a theme here. . . . things that can be ridden!
Food porn.
Whats the big deal? I got a big vagina cake for my 4th birthday.
I know the guy who posed for that cake.
You said you wouldn’t tell!
That’s Pinocchio isn’t it? Only he has such a long nose.
Someone left poor Pinocchio in the rain; he’s gone and caught a cold!
seriously?! honestly?! a penis cake?!?!?!1!11??
according to the candles, it’s her 3rd birthday, so she has no clue whatsoever about the penis cake, but…..
jokes aside here for a moment, please. how much of an asshat do you have to be to come up with a penis cake (erected, with pubic hair and sperm!!!!!!) for a 3-year-old’s birthday party!?!??11!1??
how late in time and nuts and moronic do you have to be, that this is your last resort. you know, instead of saying: ’shit, i’m late for *****’s birthday party and i still haven’t bought the cake! i’ll drive by at walmart and get a frozen one and cheap shitty candles, but that’ll do…”
to be honest, i’m quite sure i’ld laughed my ass of, if i would’ve been there, but honetsly, are you kiddin’ me??!1?!?
cool story, bro
why the hell did they think it was a good idea to make a penis cake at a three year olds birthday??
No one’s saying anything about the tattoos.
I did
Oh for crying out loud! THEY’RE FAKE RUB ON TATTOOS!
You can get them out of the those 50 cent candy machines at grocery stores.
So?
now all they need is a pie…. you know…..w/cream
What is up with the tip?? Buddy, you’ve got gangrene!
Crotch rot.
notice the one on the left…
does that baby have… a TATOO??
Yes, but it’s a rub on one that was probably given out to all the kids at the party.
Am I the only person that realizes this?
I realized it. Do they not have temporary tattoos in other parts of the country? I mean come on, I was ALL ABOUT the fake tattoos when I was that age! We even got some of the spray-on ones that lasted longer! How do people not know this??
Wow..what a great mom, “hey, lets get the girl a horse cake and a giant penis right next to it!”…
L : L what cake is that? haha.. What a wholesome Cake..
JEFF!!! JEFF!!! THE CAKE!!!!
I think cake numb 1 is a horse and cake 2 is supposed to be the tall castle that the knigh is supposed to save repunsle or however u spell it and
the new headers are terribad. go back to the “[blank] fail” headers.
little girl wants to sit on that unicorn horn cake!
That is one of the worst Pinocchio cakes I have ever seen.
That cake on the left looks like it has a terrible case of public lice.
That’s just awful.
The REAL surprise is that this didn’t take place in Japan.
the coup de grace is the little icing trail on the tip of the dong…i mean…tall cake.
|the kid|
Hmmmmm it appears as if a candle melted on the top….
The icing dribbling down the side really sells it.
It took a couple minutes of “what?! Penis cake… why… glittery penis cake?” And then I figured it out, I’m pretty sure its supposed to be a Princess Tower (capitalized for emphasis)
I had the same thought. It’s a castle to go with the little-girl theme. Obviously.
(Or for the sake of the future sanity of the child, I hope that’s what they told her. *Cries*)
I actually think this is a Princess Tower or whatever instead of a penis. But I’m still trying to figure out what the two ovals on the bottom are. I honestly don’t know what they could be (Besides nuts) But I’m still sticking with the Tower idea.
best topic
THAT’S REALLY CREEPY!!!!
Sure it’s not a castle with Rapunzel’s hair coming out of the “highest room of the tallest tower?”
Why the hell is the other cake a dick?
CoooooooooooooooooCK!
the one on the left is for the mom
I spy a blue Michelin man in the background.
Am I the only one that is most disturbed by the buttercream ejaculate dripping down the shaft?
I’m right behind you.
Icky.
perverted parents, on a 3 year olds birthday
EVERYONE, the cake on the left is for the little girl’s twin on the left, duh. What were you thinking?
its obviously the mums cake… maybe they had their birthday on the same day.
Notice the candle next to the “balls” seems to say: something (maybe 5 or 4) then a 0
Omfg, the other cake looks so much like a perfect hard PENIS!
I wonder what the hell that other cake was meant to be O.o.
A princess tower or what?
seems a lot of blood is concentrated on the penis tip…
I would love to hear the story behind this.
But like magic, once the secret is revealed…. the magic is gone.
Judging by the birthday candles, one’s for the woman and one’s for the little girl.
OMG HARDCORE the girl has 2 Tattos
ha she does lolololololool
The theme of the party….Save a horse ride a cowboy…………..YEEHAW…
Look at the pink cake its lika a dildo lol
“OK really who brought the penis cake”
you guys are all a bunch of ass holes! it’s a damn penis cake. eat it!!!
Cake beastiality is all the rage now.
Now thats what I call a BLOW job.
nice sharing thanks
did you guys notice the cake on the left!!?!? it looks like a pen!$
the problem is its exactly what it looks like