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Mom looks puckered up and eager!



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Birthday Cake Fail

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» 234 Failures in Communication

  1. Siberias says:

    Wow a horse!

  2. ribbiter says:

    mmm I would like a piece of that cake please!

  3. The Moomin says:

    Unicorn fail, they put the horn on the wrong cake.

  4. Bacchus says:

    So awesome. Hey kid, look at your future. This cake is your new Daddy. Never mind that last comment, I ate new Daddy.

  5. omgitsYÓB says:

    Parenting win.

  6. anonymous says:

    Me thinks that those who gave this a low rating did not look to the left side of the image. This almost a shitbrix photo.

  7. daniel says:

    i hate the new joke titles, they’re not funny. failblog fail

  8. Michelle says:

    What is this- perverted mom day?

  9. Marco81MX says:

    Guess they were teaching the girl that life is all about dealing with d*cks and horse sh*t. The sooner you learn that, the better. XD

  10. Michael says:

    OMG!!! ponies!

  11. Chris says:

    sooo im assuming the specs on the balls are herpes?

  12. Schlonglor says:

    Delicious cake – I must eat it!!! Om nom nom

  13. sheriffbradlove says:

    ADDING WORDS – your doing it wrong.

  14. Kao says:

    WTF kind of family is this? Have they no shame? Jesus Christ, there are kids around, for crying out loud. Everyone at that stupid party is hunted until further notice.

  15. Nita says:

    Is this for real? Difficult to believe.

  16. Roses says:

    Oh and the purpleness of the head, thats a little extreme isnt it? I like how the icing is shimmery. I love my shimmery peni

  17. kyasarin says:

    . . . I did not just see that. I did *not* just see that.

  18. awakenbeing says:

    Who Wants some cream?

  19. Vortex says:

    Pretty sure they are both horse cakes, just one is a bit more anatomically accurate.

  20. Jer says:

    You know what they say:
    Its not gay if its buttercream

    … o.0

    • Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org says:

      I thought they said never to throw a bachelorette party and a five-year old party at the same time.

  21. jaydeejapan says:

    That woman looks like she’s in her 50s. I think she’s probably the grandmother, not the mom.

  22. BRMBug says:

    What, um… what?

  23. Nick says:

    Blow the candles, then the cake. All good fun. Except when there are small kids there!

  24. Astro says:

    Looks fake… they’re not even paying attention to it.

  25. killerdudecris says:

    srry if i cant comment at full strength ppl.. im a bit sad :(

  26. SparcMan says:

    The non-horse cake sucks.. wait – you must be doing it wrong then.

    Alternatively, the second cake (left) is a close-up portion of the first (right).

  27. Palantir says:

    aww, mom, why are u gonna eat my horse’s d*ck?? :(

  28. SickOfFakeFailBlog says:

    You people actually believe this crap is for real?!? Are you high? I’m done with this website.

  29. sauerkraut says:

    someone needs to slap that mother/grandmother upside her head.

  30. sauerkraut says:

    brought to you by your local public school’s health class.

  31. Jenny Z says:

    I’m declaring shenanigans on this photo.

  32. Hina Ichigo Kagiyama says:

    Holy hell, parenting fail, why does the kid have a tattoo?

  33. Sabot says:

    OK, is it meant to be a lighthouse? with cream instead of a light. hmm where have i heard that before, “phallic lighthouses”.

  34. Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org says:

    *gets out tape measure*
    *measures*
    More like 20.23″ — but, good guess WIN!

  35. Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org says:

    That’s not cum — that’s royal icing.

  36. ThisLittlePiggy says:

    This is such a fail I didn’t even laugh.

    And that’s rare, I laugh at all of them.

  37. Wentomarket says:

    (Grand)mother looks like Joan Cusack

  38. KoKing says:

    Didnt they make those last week on “Cake Boss”?

  39. DeepInTheHeart (another one of Judy's minions) says:

    Icky.

  40. Ryannon says:

    is oozing?

  41. mark says:

    fail blog fail

  42. gayfish says:

    Its the cake on the far left, not the horse cake thats a fail. rofl

  43. Demut says:

    Hey failblog,

    “pedomom” again, eh?

  44. SmartiPantz says:

    Actually, I believe that’s GRANDMA, all “puckered up & eager.” Mom is on the other side! Makes the FAIL even funnier…

  45. Demut says:

    By the way,

    did she die?

  46. eMike says:

    Did nobody notice the PHALLUS on the pink cake?

  47. Vix says:

    That pink cake is hung like a horse

  48. Stubbed Toe says:

    I like the flaming testicular warts. This cake is merely a PSA to help make people aware of this flashy new STD.

  49. eddy teh yetti says:

    omg, can you say comment win?

  50. trish says:

    woowwww that wasn’t even accidental!

  51. bigballs says:

    2 balls 2 ballsacks fail

  52. Mouse says:

    That cake was made for sploshing! Who could look at that cake and not want to climb up on the table and ride it?

  53. Mice says:

    This is saddening… what a sick mother…

  54. jinxed_07 says:

    There’s something cumming out of that cake!

  55. Roto-Moto says:

    They should have had Ding-Dongs instead of… well, a dong.

  56. kiwi match says:

    Is anyone else REALLY hungry now? I need that cake in my mouth… now.

  57. bara922 says:

    That was definitely a “wait… what?!” moment for when I saw the left side of the picture.

  58. Someone says:

    White trash get down on your knees, it’s time for……

  59. Yenn says:

    poor girl..she looks so happy, looking at her pretty cake with horse…and then there’s that..thing…

  60. Gina says:

    I’m sensing a theme here. . . . things that can be ridden!

  61. Little Girl Blue >ZAP!< Dot Org says:

    I know the guy who posed for that cake.

  62. CE says:

    No one’s saying anything about the tattoos.

  63. Olgr says:

    now all they need is a pie…. you know…..w/cream

  64. Lollipop Kids says:

    What is up with the tip?? Buddy, you’ve got gangrene!

  65. hi says:

    notice the one on the left…

  66. mike says:

    does that baby have… a TATOO??

    • Sharay says:

      Yes, but it’s a rub on one that was probably given out to all the kids at the party.

      Am I the only person that realizes this?

      • MuEpsilonGamma says:

        I realized it. Do they not have temporary tattoos in other parts of the country? I mean come on, I was ALL ABOUT the fake tattoos when I was that age! We even got some of the spray-on ones that lasted longer! How do people not know this??

  67. Maria Niña says:

    L : L what cake is that? haha.. What a wholesome Cake..

  68. ajurieu says:

    JEFF!!! JEFF!!! THE CAKE!!!!

  69. schmoogleman says:

    cool story, bro

  70. Ruben says:

    I think cake numb 1 is a horse and cake 2 is supposed to be the tall castle that the knigh is supposed to save repunsle or however u spell it and

  71. hello says:

    the new headers are terribad. go back to the “[blank] fail” headers.

  72. Alvin says:

    little girl wants to sit on that unicorn horn cake!

  73. Karl says:

    That is one of the worst Pinocchio cakes I have ever seen.

  74. FNB says:

    That cake on the left looks like it has a terrible case of public lice.

  75. Marilyn says:

    That’s just awful.

  76. nazani14 says:

    The REAL surprise is that this didn’t take place in Japan.

  77. The Kid says:

    the coup de grace is the little icing trail on the tip of the dong…i mean…tall cake.

    |the kid|

  78. Noha307 says:

    The icing dribbling down the side really sells it.

  79. Megan says:

    I had the same thought. It’s a castle to go with the little-girl theme. Obviously. :)

    (Or for the sake of the future sanity of the child, I hope that’s what they told her. *Cries*)

  80. Sarah says:

    THAT’S REALLY CREEPY!!!!

  81. CD says:

    Sure it’s not a castle with Rapunzel’s hair coming out of the “highest room of the tallest tower?”

  82. jimmy says:

    CoooooooooooooooooCK!

  83. febster says:

    the one on the left is for the mom

  84. mylifeisFAIL says:

    I spy a blue Michelin man in the background.

  85. omgshadowisgay (onyoutube) says:

    perverted parents, on a 3 year olds birthday

  86. randomness says:

    EVERYONE, the cake on the left is for the little girl’s twin on the left, duh. What were you thinking?

  87. Josh says:

    its obviously the mums cake… maybe they had their birthday on the same day.

    Notice the candle next to the “balls” seems to say: something (maybe 5 or 4) then a 0

  88. someone else says:

    I wonder what the hell that other cake was meant to be O.o.
    A princess tower or what?

  89. Sid says:

    I’m right behind you.
    Icky.

  90. Yesh says:

    I would love to hear the story behind this.
    But like magic, once the secret is revealed…. the magic is gone.

  91. Black Ice says:

    Judging by the birthday candles, one’s for the woman and one’s for the little girl.

  92. Gigidi gigidi says:

    OMG HARDCORE the girl has 2 Tattos

  93. pam says:

    The theme of the party….Save a horse ride a cowboy…………..YEEHAW…

  94. Strangedaze says:

    Cake beastiality is all the rage now.

  95. Fritz says:

    Now thats what I call a BLOW job.

  96. kittehzehn says:

    did you guys notice the cake on the left!!?!? it looks like a pen!$

  97. auntie221 says:

    the problem is its exactly what it looks like

  98. Ничего нового, но всё равно порадовало.

  99. Very nice article! I will share this

  100. Igre says:

    Who wants to eat my cake??

  101. Igrice says:

    Nice Cake! Looks like yummy…Happy birthday and More birthday to come

  102. Remu says:

    that’s at a brothel kindergarten.

  103. Machines says:

    What a cake! Mom looks so horny on that cake. .

  104. I just see a nice little lighthouse and a horse ;)

  105. olalaaa, happy birthday!!! ;)

  106. BananaGirl says:

    inapropiat much!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D

  107. nar hapı says:

    I just see a nice little lighthouse and a horse

  108. and the other cake is grandma’s? ;)

  109. one for little girl, one for grandmother ;)

  110. you know any shop where it can be found?

  111. haha, would be nice to taste it ;)

  112. Sulejman says:

    mmmmm! I want to taste it!


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