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oh my…
Why does it say pedomom? is the kid underaged? perhaps she’s just one horny cougar, she might be insanely hot!
cough*missing the point*cough
No I dont! I disagree with the title, the title is missing the point!
yeah! it should have said incestmom or just somethinf fun about incest
Agreed! Way better!
“Somethinf fun about incest”? when did i miss the memo it became “fun”
When they started making retarded kids? Wow, you really dont keep up do you?
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You’ve just won the I Really Pissed Coyote Off Today Award for gross stupidity.
I’ll give them the “FTW! Humans are the most intelligent species on Earth?” award too.
He better run, he pissed off some basement dwelling furry on the internet!
nick…brain up…grab a sense-o-humor!!!
wow!!! I must have missed it too.
Is ‘incest’ part of the new health plan ‘open public option’??? Opps, sorry!!! No ‘pubic option’. We’ll let the Senate morals committee tell us … unless they get lost on the way home.
Sad political troll is hungry. Here, sad political troll… *throws a piece of Troll Chow in the direction of punditkitchen*
Incest is fun for the whole family!
I would like that mom on my family, tired of mine
For mothers, theirs kids are always young =/
wtf do you think a MILF is?
Yea, what?
Your mom
Win
“L” being the all-important factor here, turning the moment of win for Jon into a simple compliment towards KGB.
What basically happened is Jon calling KGB’s mom hot. Where I come from, that’s not a bad thing to call a woman of any age. It can only be demeaning for the one saying the woman is hot, if it shows he has bad taste.
Joke-killer strikes again!
Actually, he’s calling her someone he’d like to f***. F***able is not quite the same as hot.
Yeah, you’re right, they don’t have to be hot at all to be f***able…
I don’t see the picture. Can you send it to me. Seems everyone is making a big deal out of it. Is it that shocking?? Thanks
it’s his own mother saying that to him
can still be pedo even if she’s hot
wow, thats gotta suck
lol in more ways than one.
Ewww…
Ewwww….
Yumm…
more importantly, what does she THINK it means…?
maybe she thought that MILF is Mother I Love Forever
You get one Internets for the day. Enjoy.
Mom I’d like to friend
“Mom I’d like to friend”.. all night!! That’s right, I went there!
Oh snap! I see what you did there, oh yes I do!
Maybe she knows EXACTLY what that means and was intentionally grossing her son out.
It’s what you get for adding your mom to Facebook and then becoming a fan of MILFs for the whole family to read about.
i think she knows what it means and she’s just trying to be hip. she failed miserably..
Hell, that’s what I’d do! Then I’d plead ignorance of what MILF means and make Sonny Boy explain it to me, just to torture him more. What good is being a parent, after all, if you can’t repay the little buggers for labor pains?
This, incidentally, might be why I’ll never reproduce.
Parenting is all about torturing your kids on the way to being respectful human beings.
I just had to explain to my mom what a MILF was; then I had to explain how I know. Maybe I shoulda said, mom, it’s from all the holeplay pornychat I do online. ‘Cause even at 32, torturing your parents right back is so much fun!
Also, please remember that calling me a MILF or “cougar” is not sexy. You’re calling me OLD!!!
Wonder if you ever will have the opportunity to reproduce. Btw, kya, isn’t sarin a deadly poison?
I agree… I think she knows exactly what it means and is teaching her a son a lesson in propriety.
I think she knows what it means, but is a bit ditzy. She is calling herself a milf, but doesnt word it right. she is saying, hey Im your mother, so i better be your favorite. Hey Im a milf. Hey, since I am your favorite mother, and im also a milf, I hope Im your favorite milf.
She really tried…she just did not take enough time to fully explain herself. She did not mean it in a sexual way in the least. And did not do it to teach him any lessons. She taught herself a lesson…
LESSON OF THE DAY: Never use the word “MILF” in any conversation with your child, no matter how its meant
Team Mothers Who Torture Their Children
A screenshot of a screenshot from lamebook with the word Fail on it. Really. You guys can do better.
A critisism of a legitimate fail with a complaint of something that should be there. Really. You can do better. Or not.
I’m afraid of what FailBlog has become. Where did all the regulars that made me laugh more than the actual fail go? What are all of these trolls doing here now?
The name change, the lack of intelligence… Just everything that has happened recently to FB has let me down.
Suck i t up soldier,, get and fight for your fail blog now do you hear soldier.LOL
[inset generic noun here], you could not be more wrong. FailBlog is booming. There are now three times as many regulars then when this blog started. The wit, the banter, the burns, the cheers, the tears, and the fury are all here, and shall never go. If you think the regulars are gone, then you’ve obviously been ignoring DragonWriter, Admiral, Avis, Loz, Czuhc, Arthur, Brewski, WN, fuzz, Aja, jam, LGB, Mookie, Ryannon, k@, shadow, mr. cuddles, Qwaz, Aikizawa, MRN, and many others who continue to provide these comments section with laughter and intelligence. If everything on FailBlog has let you down, then I’m afraid there’s nothing we can do for you.
Dammit, if I commented more, and figured out a better way to know when someone replied, I’d be on this list. I am on here everyday, but not always commenting.
Hey, no worries! I used to be just like you. Just comment a few times, and if you get noticed and it’s good, reply a few times! Just relax, and enjoy!
Ouch you left me out I must be on the other side.
Yes there is more we can do for him [inset generic noun here] get the paddles and charge the unit now!!!!! He is not dead yet not on my watch.
*Cough*
*Weekend squeeze*
Oh! Of course, how could I forget you, Emp?
*weekend squeeze*
How has your weekend been?
Well, you did also forget the Moomin. That’s a fail!
*goodnightsqueeze*
ARTHUR!!! I just GOT here!!!
*poutysqueeze*
Me, too!
*squeezes!*
(see you two in an hour and a half or so – I already told A the TV is mine then)
I’m glad to see that people are showing up today.
I was here earlier and only had the sound of crickets to keep me company. I’ve been downloading (a very slow process) Couperin pieces since.
Apparently people showed up and promptly left.
I’m on to Cesar Franck now.
Get back on topic trolls.
Is this a jest on your part Bill? Are you seriously calling us trolls for being off topic?
Judy, I’m ready for you guys! I’ll put up a new status for it in just under an hour!
*hands head in shame*
Moomin, I have failed you.
*walks into the desert in exile*
Oh and dilly.
Can’t forget about dilly.
*Reminisces on dti’s absence.*
*sits in corner facing the wall, wiping away tears*
See? That’s the problem with lists!
Now I really have to sleep.
*squeezes to all the good folks*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
Since he forgot the Moomin, I don’t feel so bad now.
Then again, BFF did write me down in the notebook once for forgetting to put elebenty with my first. In the process of mocking trolls, I accidentied and became one! Plus, I have a hard time keepin’ it pithy and I sermonize. sorry y’all.
Been okay, worked mo of it away, I have a soccer/football game tonight that I am getting pumped up for. So a fairly decent weekend. How about yours?
*adds st to mo*
I don’t intend to cause conflict, but many of the above mentioned regulars seemed to be much more active a few months ago. I don’t see much from DragonWriter, Admiral, Arthur, The Moomin, or fuzz anymore, just to mention a few. You hardly even see ZombieApocalypse come in and gore trolls anymore (perhaps this is due to the massive influx of them lately).
Maybe I’m completely wrong, as you said, but I can honestly say I’ve been much more entertained in the past from the great pun-runs and witty comments than I have been recently.
Hey, I’m doing my best. This goddamn real life keeps interfering. Right now, just as an example, I have to go to bed.
(Avoid the weekends on FB…)
*sneaks up behind AE*
SURPRISE SQUEEZE!
*runsawaywithaspeediness*
*snork*
*reminds self to refresh more often* :p
Hey…it’s exhausting being unremittingly high-larious! I slave away and work, work, work at being funny and sometimes I just want to be mundane and boring for a while. :p
I’ve had less time at work to comment and restrict myself to the last fail of the day, usually. Weekends I’ve mostly given up on. There are a LOT more comments, so the wit density is less than it used to be.
All that work with nothing to show for it…
Oh goody. I’ve had a frustrating weekend, but now I am rewarded with an idiot to bash.
I hope that you don’t subscribe to the practice that those who can’t do, nor teach; criticize?
Perhaps you shall treat us to a sample of your devastating wit. I await with breathless anticipation of your display.
Aw, Coyote…don’t you know it’s not nice to poke the humo(u)r impaired? :p
I’m still waiting for the sample of his wit. Maybe the silence is the sample.
my heart goes out to you generic, such bitter disappointment!!! hope you don’t do anything rash …. there are hotlines you can call.
(Claps) It’s so true!
Wait… FB… FailBlog or FaceBook?
What name change?
FB is always a bit meh during the weekend.
I think it happened around the time that people started confusing “making everyone laugh” with “using the place as a chatroom.”
Yes, I went there. FAILblog risks becoming the better-spelled version of ICHC.
Hahaha Teh lulz XD
Its from failbook.com
Failing people’s social skills since 2004
I’m proud to say I haven’t been swayed by relentless peer pressure to join Facebook. I don’t have an account, and I never shall.
Here’s to that. I often chuckle at the misnomer “social networking site”
Heh. I would have thought “social” meant more than “meeting strange people you don’t know, who are possible paedos, and making friends with them unwittingly”.
Kind of like what you’re doing here
^Genius^
Except, I don’t know what any of the people look like, and I wouldn’t dare put a picture of myself on the Internet. It’s a win-win.
That’s not win-win. It’s just NOT lose-lose.
The devil you know is better than the devil you don’t. which is mostly irrelevant, but so is not knowing what they look like.
You are from London GBF4518? What is the name of the man who was a molester and was really disfigured? bug eyes short big head?
You’re not talking about Brian Peppers, are you?
Damned nesting fail.
yes here too nesting fail I responded to above comment.
Yes Brian Peppers that you Lafleen.
You only able to add people that you already know when you’re on Facebook, numbnuts. You’re thinking of MySpace.
uh, you can add anyone on facebook. You just click “add”
But it doesn’t count until the other person accepts.
Paedos are all in jail on government computers waiting to get out to plan their next meal. Hence getting the label after they have been charged no?.
Don’t knock it GBF until you in it to understand it. Mind you of facepage is just about advertising. Hayyyy wait fail blog is the same thing social paging and advertising.
You should, I hear the average age of new users these days is 55, which means many many milfs for you to choose from!
Facebook is going away soon anyhow, what will be next? …hmm.
Stealing my name, are we?
we are? stealing our name?
What the hell are you people doing?
We’re stealing our name!
Bloody basterdsss, itsss our name!
Yessss!
It came to usss, our own, our love, our own, our precioussssssssss!
wow, that is just epic FAIL?
Just another example showing that people who extensively use social networking sites don’t have the brain power to remember who they let read them.
lol “That’s disgusting mom” HAHAHA I wonder if the Mom knows what a MILF is.
pretty sure she doesn’t… probably gets that M=MOM and who cares what the rest of it stands for.
10TH HORAY! I HAVE NEVER BEEN AS CLOSE AS TEN! And a very LOL fail.
FAILBlog FAIL.
This seems staged. However, still funny.
i think momma is trying torture, so set up yess, set up for fail blog, maybe but not sure
The mental image!… Aaaarrrggh!….Can’t…Shift…Image…Eyes..Burning!….
I’m guessing in this situation something besides your eyes would be burning and shriveling.
I LOL’ed
a big oppps!
No… no she really doesn’t…
Wow, that’s just wow…
gagged a little…or a LOT! Creepy, indeed!!!
Ahah good one.. if you follow lamebook , there are tons of FAILs !
I love all the comments that are like “I don’t have a facebook and I’m proud!” That’s like saying “I don’t have a cell phone and I’m proud!”
No. A cellphone is a necessity, a very useful device to communicate with others, in any situation. Facebook, on the other hand, is more of a hobby, a way of keeping contact, yes, but not absolutely vital.
You do realize the absurdity of your down-talking facebook while you spend hours upon hours ’socializing’ with people you don’t know on failblog, right? I mean, I respect your stand against facebook but just find it somewhat comical.
*goes into ultra-pedantic mode*
Well, I see where you’re coming from, as I do comment on this blog often, but I don’t actually know where they live, what their interests are or what their favourite music is. All this could be found on Facebook, which I do not have. The point I’m trying to make is that I have plenty of friends, but I don’t feel a need to add them as “friends” on Facebook. On this blog, all I’m doing is having a conversation with others, not revealing all my interests to the world.
Yes, heaven forbid you have interaction with people where you actually know something about their life.
I bet you’re one of those people that add 100s of people you don’t even know and consider them friends. Don’t you?
Ha! And no.
Sure you do, it’s ok, probably have a myspace page too. Tellin’ everyone what you had for lunch on twitter, texting your friend who’s sitting 6 feet away from you…ridankulous.
I don’t have facebook or myspace, either. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. But the type of people I see who use it, I’d rather not be a part of.
i do not play World of Warcraft and i am proud!
Solidarity, brother! We will not succumb to the endless, pointless grind!
This is why you don’t add your parental units.
Yeh…what is with peeps who add their parents as *friends* on facebook? that’s creepy…and so is creepy mom. btw, what the f* does MILF stand for? just curious…see i’m not all pretending to be savvy and KNOW what it means. someone answer, please!
MILF = Mothers I’d Like to F***
I added my mom because I live in Japan, and Facebook is a good way of keeping up with the family back in America.
Must be Greek Gods xD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC!
*cough* FAKE!!! *cough*
poor guy
Maybe she is confusing him with her other son
The kid has principles, give him some credit.
That’s just jacked up man….. I don’t even think his mom knows what that means.
I agree with your comment son, that is disgusting, love Dad
All your names are belong to us!
I like turdles.
Family+Facebook=awkward
GraphJam reference? Really?
yes we are.
i like mifls too
Why are so many people assuming she doesn’t know what it means? MILFS is a clickable link up there, so she could have easily found out if she didn’t.
Assuming this is real, I deem this a mom with an awesome sense of humor. They do exist.
omg he’s added his mom to his friends!!!
queer
Wow, since when did Failblog start changing their naming style?
(I’ve been gone, cut me some slack.)
Okay, there’s ONE thing I still remember.
Who did it?
Who responded to their own moderated post?
Nothing like a mothers love.
Yikes!
this so belongs on “oh crap my parents joined facebook”
I think facebook has or have its good aspects but it needs to be controlled by the user more not the powers that be. Here on fail blog nothing ventured nothing gained. Face book has more personal aspects that have to be weighed.
Excellent job ripping off another site, guys.
http://musicallmorning.blogspot.com/2009/11/reason-967-not-to-friend-your-mom-on.html
Do you realize the purpose of failblog is to compile pictures of fail found across the net? So as long as they aren’t infringing a copyright, they aren’t really ripping them off.
I’m so e-cool because I don’t have a facebook. I’m a non-conformist. Social networking is for ignoramuses who don’t have nearly as much class as myself. I will now scoff at all of you and mock what I don’t understand, merely because it is popular. But if you call me out on that I’ll be sure to have a clever and well-rehearsed response as to why I don’t approve of facebook. No matter what you say to me, I refuse to be tolerant as long as I can feel holier than thou for lambasting anything and everything related to current popular culture. I also choose this stance because I spend all my time on 4-chan and that’s where I read about how social networking is for poopy-heads, and since he used words like “interwebs” and said many clever and sardonic things I decided to agree with his statement inspite of the fact I really had no opinion for or against social networking at the time. I just want to be like the revolutionaries of the 19th century who made history by being non-conformist and cynical. I hope you understand my completely legitamit argument and decide to take my position because I used cynicism and all the insight of an over-weight, linux loving, mountain dew swilling, MMO playing, 4-chan obsessed, loner to come to these conclusions. Thank you, and good day.
I don’t use Facebook. I’m quite conformist; too much so, I sometimes think. I do use other forms of social networking, which suit my needs, my preferred form of expression, and my boundaries better than Facebook does. I know that they suit me better because I did, in fact, open a Facebook account and tried it out for a few months.
Being aware of the tendency of humans to mock that which we do not understand, when I feel the urge to make a denigrating comment about something or someone, I check myself and make an effort to explore it and educate myself on it … whether it’s popular or not.
I have no clever or well-rehearsed response as to why I don’t like Facebook; I just don’t. I don’t like broccoli, men with fleshy lips, the word “nipple,” or having my bellybutton touched either – no more reason for any of those than for not liking Facebook. I AM, however, allowed to have an opinion and a preference, even if it differs from yours, or even from that of 99% of the world’s population. As long as my preference harms no one, and as long as I am content with it, it’s no concern of yours.
I can be tolerant of others’ enjoyment of whatever form of social media they prefer, even if I DO feel slightly superior to people who can’t go for two hours without checking their Facebook status. A sense of superiority does not necessarily preclude tolerance.
Furthermore, I don’t read (?) 4-chan much less have an obsession with it, don’t use Linux, cannot abide the taste of Mountain Dew (add that to the list with broccoli up there), have no idea what MMO is but doubt that I play it, and although I generally prefer my own company to that of shallow, vapid @s$holes, I’m not a “loner” so much as “selective in how and with whom I spend my time.”
I also get a great deal of amusement out of people who write long, mockery-laded posts about how people mock that which they do not understand. It’s especially hilarious when they throw in phrases like “refuse to be tolerant” and “feel holier than thou for lambasting” and “I will now scoff and mock merely because it is popular.”
It makes me wonder if they mock irony.
Thank *you,* and may you and all your preconceived, erroneous notions – and your intolerance for those who don’t share your preferences and priorities – have a good day as well.
*applauds eeee*
*gives standing ovation*
little wordy…
first
u never mentioned the overweight part
“I’m a non-conformist,” followed by “I decided to agree with his statement inspite of the fact I really had no opinion for or against social networking at the time.”
I can’t respect your argument when you set it up like that.
I always believed that Social Networking was synonymous with Talking to People. Of course I also have been known to use a quill pen.
Wow! You’re so unique and nonconformist!
i bet she didnt know what the hell MILF means.
And this is why I wouldnt add my parents on facebook… and why we cant have nice things anymore.
Family and Facebook do not mix.
Yeah, pedocompany’s got a new member. Uhm, not a MEMBER exactly, though…
Just as an aside and observation on the human tendency to recycle social fashions/fads; In the 1880/1890’s it became fashionable for people to self publish their autobiographies. As a response to the outpouring of inaninty, “Punch” magazine at the time lampooned this trend in a series of articles purporting to be the diary of a social climbing suburbanite (later published as a book) entitled “Diary Of A Nobody”. It still makes amusing reading and can be directly related to the current fad for self publishing on Twitter, Facebook et al, every inane, pointless and excrutiating detail of the author’s daily life. The “Diary Of A Nobody” is still relevant social commentary…
Oh man no one told me there was homework on FB.
Wow, that really is fail and the most disturbing thing I have ever looked up on the interwebs. I don’t think I’ll be looking at MILF ever. just the regular stuff =)
*Most* disturbing? Ever?
Lucky you. Zoinks, I can think of three things off the top of my head that make the OP here look like something suitable for kindergarten
Team mom all the way. What kind of dumbass becomes a fan of MILFs when his own mom is on his friend’s list? He totally deserved that.
Hell yeah! Decorum, when your kid lacks it, make him suffer;)
Thatz totally a fake.. I searched the Fan-Page of MILFS in Facebook and there is NOONE called john H****.. dude thats such a damn fakin.. *BUUH* shame on u Mark Blauuw!!
If I were him and this happened, I’d probably get the hell off that page too! Probably close down my account in shame or at least de-friend my mom for God’s sake! Doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a fake…
oh god:))
What there is a god?
According to the Christians, Catholics, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs and Buddhists, yes.
Hey these are your words 12 fails back aprroxmately LOL GBF4518
Actually, for Hindus there isn´t “a God”, there are “gods”.
And I thought buddhists didn´t believe in an entity they could call “god”, they don´t believe in a “Creator”, although Buddha is pretty much that for them.
I´m sorry, I´m data-obsessed. I´ll go back to just lurking the blog.
Ahha *5 eagles grabs Camys* Welcome…
My culture believes in creation the Christians want us to believe “creator”.
I like data in Star Trek the next genration too.LOL
Don’t leave. Stay and spout data. That sort of thing is smiled upon.
Buddhists don’t believe Buddha is a “Creator”. He’s a guy who achieved Enlightenment, and from his teachings others try to do the same as well. Buddha never claimed to be, speak for, or be related to any god.
im probably gonna sound reeeeeeally stupid, but whats milf? i get that its sexual, and i really dont care how gross it is.
G-O-O-G-L-E.
wth does milf mean?
MILF means “mother I’d like to f*ck”.
hahaha, i so laughed at this.
ewwwwwwwwwwww
(mother i’d like to f**k) lol
Um. I wonder if the mom is hot. Maybe he needs to open his mind.
Nice avatar Mr.Evilwrench LOL. You are a kinky dude .
W(h)ip me yes.
yeah but facebook asks you how you know them with a little box
i don’t no this person
if you check that box it insults you
basically facebook doesn’t allow making friends with people you don’t know but they don’t really care
jesus… this happened to you too???
No, just looked through the New Testament, and couldn’t find any mention of it.
whoah my mom would never do that.
http://www.noignorance.wordpress.com
This is not a Fail, i’ts just something funny ¬¬
Here the words fail = funny.
Exactly, my Dear Watson.
How’s with you?
*note log 23*
I still can’t find the lost city of the molepeople and I have run low on brain rations. I still can’t figure out what locations I have been digging under.
*drool is on the bottom of the page*
*checks to see if the nesting has stopped*
Yay!
(you can now add whatever comments you want)
It has seemed a shade random here.
psssst STSZ you are talking to your self?
No it was log 24 and log 25.
Can anyone truly know their self?
With time, perhaps.
wow its just like me on facebook when i was 11 and my mom was like “hi bff:)”
i had to reply saying “T_T MOM R U CEREAL???”
lol wow… fake much?
how long does it take to create 2 Fb accounts…
most of the stuff on this site is fake.. someone should just put a screen shot of this site on this site as FAIL.. trust me.. funniest thing ever
Oh crap. My parents joined Facebook. http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/
Less rare than you might think.
FAIL.
Yeah … right … as if banging your mom would be soooooo unusual.
so very very wrong!
Nasty.
The perfect punctuation on the kids behalf leads me to believe this is a fail all wrapped up in another fail =)
meh, new titles suck. keep fail pure, do witty titles on thereifixedit.
Best part about this, that kid goes to my school, and he is one of my friends on Facebook. Though I must say John does play a mad bass drum.
Good times
She probably thinks it means “Mom I love forever”
WTF MY NAME IS THAT HAHA, JOHN HENRIK
Did she die?
Oh and did she die?
Perhaps he meant “Mom I’d like to FRIEND,” or, alternatively…”Mom I’d like to FACEBOOK”
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I think this kid/young adult got busted going into the MILF website and was called on it by his mother.
if it were possible to give this a 6 our of 5, I would have done so, I crack up every time I look at this, that a throw up as little in my mouth
why does she have her mom on facebook!?
Exactly, why _is_ his mom on Facebook?
M[onkey] I’d L[ike To] F[ry] ?
omfg i just saw this on my ipod lol
silly mom lol
HAHA i know him in real life hes a funny guy
AHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA most excellent!
I’m guessing the mother doesn’t have a clue what a MILF is.
MILF XD
no doubt that mom has absolutely no idea what a MILF is……….lmao….HEY THERE SISTER COUGAR!!! GET A CLUE!!! IT MEANS MOM I’D LIKE 2 FU**!!!! roflmao
scheiBe xD that’s disgusting! XDD
Is it just quite possible that his mom is so behind the times while trying to catch up with them that she DOEN’T know what milf means? seriosuly.
but i nearly peed myself laughing at this last night