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Career Fair Fail
Homeland Security, Terrorist
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WIN!
He was hiding in plain sight. Clever.
always the best hiding spot
You don’t wanna know where his bombs are.
You! You rule Runescape?
Probably ‘cuz no one else wants it. (Or you resorted to the cunning use of flags)
I bet he is the grand-viceroy of Sealand as well.
I love eddie izzard
WIN Agreed. This is probably a guy with a lot of funny inside. What a great idea to wear a terrorist shit to a Homeland Security thing! HAHA LOL. Again this is in no way a FAIL. WIN,WIN,WIN!
I wonder what is on the front of the shirt. The lady behind the Homeland Security booth has quite the look of amusment on her face.
No one who wears terrorist shit on themselves is a win. Just sayin’. :p
The woman laughs because his shirt is tucked in at the front and not at the back.
True, though unnecessarily specific. Any self-adornment with fecal matter qualifies as not winning.
You speak the truth Mouse. *fears new fashion trend*
*fears new fashion thread*
*fears new fashion thread*
It’s amazing how many of you had the same Freudian Slip here….instead of saying “SHIRT”…..
remember… a fraudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
The front says Not A, the guys is Christopher Boyd aka Paperghost.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperghost/776598575/in/set-72157600761788702/
Freudian Slip? I’m sure you meant SHIRT….right?
Can someone explain to me what a terrorist is though? Is it a guy who breeds terriers?
No,that would be a terrierist.
that’s a bitch, isnt it?
i’m sorry, that was dumb
I didn’t think so.
Those people who stream across our borders in large numbers, taking pictures of our landmarks and gradually destroying our way of life with their alien values.
Oh wait, I thought you said “tourist”…
Terrorists = Tourists with weapons.
Reverse psychology.
^agreed
agreed
AAAH! Greed!
What is up with Failblog giving individual titles without the “fail” on? Not half bad, but it’s a classic…
It got boring
They can be clever, but the retro ones will be sorely missed.
The URL still has the retro names. Although ‘career-fail-fail’ looks kinda fail.
I think it says career-FAIR-fail …
Beejay, don’t be mean to asians
That’s the american way!
The woman! I think the woman is a terrorist!
Ofcourse I meant that woman.. not the woman (not trying to generalise)
too late…
* looking around for Gracie’s sparkly pink bat *
You need to post yourself as a “Fail” for bad timing.
The murdere at Fort Hood has DHS connections
Actually, it’d be a WIN for super good timing.
Then again, your comment FAILED because that was slightly insensitive to the familes of the victims of the Fort Hood massacre.
This is site based on laughing at mistakes and misfortune, how do u decide what is sacred and what is not? are you going to troll every thread with comments of insensitivity?
Um, there is a fine line between a massacre and, for instance, someone failing at biking.
A FINE line???
*fails to see the “fine” part*
haha! People at Ft. Hood should have Ducked!
Army training my ass!
^ Epitomy of being a douche
hmm, maybe people at fort hood go to failblog as well. be careful, guy. :]
me = one of them
|the kid|
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….you’re a bitch man, in all honesty, do you expect a shooting at a military base, by a military soldier? and have you been shot at without any means of defense…bitch
Infiltrating the government seems a lot easier that I tought…
Fail
That’s right. It is a fail. Great idea just occurred to me. Why don’t we start a web site that specializes in showing pictures and videos of different fails? I bet lots of people would like to see that!
That sounds fun. I’d check it out.
Of course you would. It would be fun fun fun!
I’d buy that for $.02000!
But who can we get to develop the idea? Who could handle the nuts and bolts of the site, as it were?
no one can handle the sheer volume of my nuts, certainly not my gimp, or the local mechanic…who happen to be the same person
Second that win
TERRORISTS WIN
Never.
Terrorists win, they have like 8 kids per family.
We’re so screwed.
notice how he’s at the homeland security booth
I only noticed that the sign to his right says “FIRST”!!
OMFG! It’s the TS (Trolland Security) booth!
ya it points him out its on his shirt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
A perfect representation of Janet Napolitano’s job performance.
So he should have been wrestled to the ground and shipped off to Cuba before he got to the booth?
should of*
Nope.
Doh!
you can’t correct something that is already correct. but you CAN break something that is working.
fail.
|the kid|
I like it
The guy wearing the shirt, or the person checking out his package?
If only I had listened to Tom Ridge and kept my duct tape handy… man… and where is my color coding? Or polyethylene! Dang! Missing my opportunities. …
Come on, people… get the duct tape out and let’s wrap up this dangerous situation!!!!
Perhaps it is my proximity to the military community and having lived overseas but disaster preparedness is a good idea. Keeping some essential items on hand for an emergency is just good sense.
And duct tape has a million uses and is even better when sparkly! Or pink – I like the pink duct tape.
*SAFETY3RDsqueezies*
sauer — I’m trying to understand you. Really. Unfortunately, you’re speaking boderline troll. I’m hearing it, but I’m not hearing it.
Does this look shopped to anyone else?
Your mom looks shopped!
Just rented
His mom is multiplayer.
No.
He can get away with it because it’s on the back of his shirt… Unless he turns around…
I’m SOOOOOO getting this t-shirt
did they all die??
not yet.
Where can i get it??
Try this site:
ht tp://www.skepdic.com/est.html
thx
Notice the F word in the background.
huh?
FIRST!
*dives to avoid flaming*
The terrorists just might hack our government pages to say “FIRST!!!11!!1!!eleventyone!11!11!ONE1!1!”. We’ll all revolt then.
What do you think is the fail here exactly? Except from you, the submitter, of course…
He’s probably a protester.
Happy Saturnal, Cloral!
Hey! My online manners aren’t so good I guess, so I’ll have to wish you a happy rest of the Sundleton.
One of my pics made Failblog? Awesome
Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/paperghost/776598575/in/set-72157600761788702/
“I wonder what is on the front of the shirt. The lady behind the Homeland Security booth has quite the look of amusment on her face.”
The front says “Not a”
To clarify, the shirt isn’t shopped – you can buy them (or you could) from the Spy Store in San Fran.
How can our government have a hard time catching terrorists when they’re so conveniently labeled?
Ahaaha you are an American , you said “our”. LOL
Nobody’s perfect.
Actually Great Scott is great ploerp!
I just googled ploerp and the result was your post 5 eagles.
Wow, so it is…
Google is everywhere. *sinister sounding string section plays in background*
dun dun DUN!
I just googled ploerp and the result was YOUR post about googling ploerp.
Speak for yourself.
Where can I get this T-shirt?
In a shop.
Are you saying that this is shopped ploerp. *squints eyes in suspicion*
But which?
G First! !!! G follow the G AAAAA
There is a Pepsi Can on this cabinet!
Or what the hell is this
its a dildo with satellite support
its nuclear!
Haha xD
what has he on the front?
look at my beautiful avatar
it is the tetraforce.
Psssst Lsua it is the generic one lol go to gravatar.com ? and get yourself a real one ,here is 45 cents towards it ok.
Iam Loading my gun cause iam o loading bob
O thats right you o o must be Irish LOL
I kind of like it as is.
Ah, glorious microcosms of real life…
*Sigh…*
He’s not a terrorist. Everybody knows that terrorists aren’t white. Duh.
Eat my shorts, jc.
Don’t kill the sarcastic messenger…
Yeah ’cause Timothy McVeigh don’t really count. . .
grrrrrr.
Somebody get me the shellacked mackerel! Where is gracie with the sparkly bat when we need her?
You could thwack ‘em anyway, DITH! Go ahead — it’s liberating!
I just got an idea. Hot potato gun. Oh yes!
My family always did say I was a pain in the @$$. . .
Here trollie trollie trollie. . .*snickerswithmaliciousintent*
Counter terrorists LOSE
Obvious terrorist WIN!
This is either a very stupid man, a prank, or an amateur photoshop job.
Aren’t you omniscient? Shouldn’t you know which he is?
EEK! A mouse!
*flees*
Hey! Those flees spread the plague, yanno!
*dons hazmat suit and starts disinfecting the thread*
Make sure to spray a lot on the word “either.” It’s infected with a plethora of choice.
Noooo! Don’t kill them, I was starting a circus.
I’d come to see that, GS!
*squeeze*
Here, Scott, you can have mine. They’re certified plague-free.
*hands can of flees to GS*
Did you get those at a market?
Ah! You’ve been there?
No, but I’ve been itching to.
I’m jumping at the chance…
That was a lousy pun, coyote.
Quit nit-picking, Dragon! He does his best.
This thread is making me antsy…
Well, things are being more licentious up there ↑↑↑.
Not up to scratch?
I’m jumping on it…
Well, the circus didn’t work out. People didn’t see the value in it, and thought they were getting fleas-ed.
My first thought was that maybe he had been in an exercise. Sometimes the participants will wear shirts that label their roles.
If only the bad guys really did have labels. I’m so sad to think that an officer in the U.S. Army could do something so horrendous. My heart goes out to everyone affected by the events recently at Ft. Hood.
Yeah, I guess they could need replacement hearts. Thank good you’re not offering your brain for transplantation.
I hate hearing: ”Terrorists Win”
I hate the sound that fax machines make.
Blackboard screechings do it for me. Brrrrrr!
Well, that’s a first!
Oh lord. Is there nothing that can’t be made into a sexual reference? No? I thought not.
Oh, c’mon — everything does it for me!
LGB!
Judy — you grab man-boobs — I can’t do anything better than that –
Hey, you party your way, I’ll party mine.
i am slightly aroused by this discussion, anyone else?
Slightly?
it takes a lot to fondle my fail buttons
Sabot: You need to come back here with an avatar and kick some butt. Go and do. You’re funny.
i hate the sound when fax machines have intercourse with blackboards. Kinda like a high pitched howl mixed with a diesel engine at low revs…
I suggest earplugs. They work great!
such an abomination cannot be blocked by earplugs, but only by death!
I suggest an alternate reality. Perhaps potatoes and BaconLube. That’s gotta drown all that noise out…
Baconlube??? Does it get stuck often?
You’d be surprised how often that potato gets stuck. Just ask the vicar.
I hate cancer.
Oh, yeah, and Nazis.
Photoshoppers are terrorists.
Damn straight! Give me grocery shoppers any day.
I always preferred secret shoppers.
if we dont see that, we lose.
last
I wonder what is on the front of the his shirt that the lady is so interested in.
It was this: http://tinyurl.com/2mru9k
duh!
DUDE you can tell that the shirt was PHOTOSHOPED!! can failblog not find real Fails anymore?????
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh this no photoshop. this real. photoshop stinks. weeeeh
Apparently everything on the internet is photoshopped. Nothing is real. There is NO WAY someone could have made this shirt.
In all seriousness, audacity win. And it makes a good point – terrorists don’t walk around with labels on.
There are terrorist t-shirts.. I’m not gonna read ALL the comments but this is a WIN considering a whole lot of people who weren’t white had to fear being called and treated like a terrorist suspect. Even if they were in no way middle eastern.. I’m not trying to be insensitive sorry if i hurt anyones feelings. This photo is funny!
this seems like a-made-up wannabe fail. but i see a win!
It depends. If the security people see that guy from behind, and they say, HALT, and he turns around and they see ‘NOT A’ on the front of his t-shirt, they all have a jolly good laugh, and it’s a WIN.
If they shoot him in the back, it’s a FAIL.
Again, big win.
Is he dead?
they just don’t have enough evidence. you know how it is
didn’t you hear? they don’t need evidence anymore.
but yeah that pic’s a fail.
looks like something the chasers would do
+1.
Please read last night’s Andrew Olle lecture, by Julian Morrow. Clickie.
who are the chasers?
this is a win
Y’all finally found Billy Joe Bob. The NC moonshine terrorist.
You all think you are so untouchable but guess who just got touched? Run run as fast as you can you cant touch me Im the winning man. Keep tuning in to MY HOUSE here in the snowy mountains and I will continue ent ertaining you all. Janeys got a gun – you know this song dont you???
wait till he turns around
Another failbllog fail
This is more of a Terrorist WIN than a Homeland Security FAIL.
photoshop
I’m pretty sure the shirt he’s wearing is one that gives a Bush quote on the front, something to the effect of “Either you are with us or you are with the terrorists”, and as you can see on the back it says “Terrorist”. So the thing actually makes sense- I’m not sure that this is really a fail.
He’s not a terrorist. He just caught PTSD talking with someone just returned from the Middle East. Duh…
WHAT THE F**K??
EPIC WIN for irony
AGREED!!!!
i think we’re doomed