Friday Rewind: Coke Fail
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nice shot
“nice shot m’lord! I am very impressed.”
wow…he almost got domed
Coke-shot, almost to the face.
Coke-shot, almost to the cookie
Old video . Failblogfail!!
Really??? Thats why its called the FRIDAY REWIND……I’m afraid you have failed miserably sir..enjoy your day
Good thing hes a ninja!! Sweet Reflexes
Coke doesn’t like being smashed….
*FaceCoke*
Darn! I missed him. Oh, well.
*purchases neon sign*
*plugs in*
*zzzzt-zzzzt*
Happy Fridinia, Cloral!
*situates self under lovely neon sign*
*pops open mini bar*
cloral, lgb? whaddalya have?
Hiya, zooomy! *squeeze*
Stoli Martini, up, with an orange twist, please.
coke face?
that was pretty freaking cool… betcha he was never able to repeat that occurrence.
Imma try that now!
kids, dont try this at home!
Try it at someone else’s home!
no, try it in school
try it at church
Try it on the bus.
I will not try it on the bus,
I will not try it, nus, nus, nus.
I will not try it at a church,
I will not try to make it burst.
I will not try it in a school,
I will not try it, it’s not cool.
I will not try this in a home,
For fear of cleaning all that foam.
And I will not eat them Sam I Am!!
we do this in school, although not with a toss.
we take most of the coke out, add a bit of dry ice, and then run. if we’ve done it correctly, it’s a great science experiment in pressure differentials.
it also makes a real nice BOOM!
First to say First. Commence hating.
you sly fox…
… and you were the first to be horribly incorrect. Congratulations on your achievement.
*squeeze*
Hee! Is this “love thy troll” day on Failblog?
In fact, I’ve often found the “killing them with kindness” technique to be highly effective. For people who say things just to stir up trouble, getting the opposite reaction is extremely disarming.
*now has an !mage of armless trolls running around failblog*
*giggles at Dragon’s 1mage*
*RIGL*
As a bonus, I’m sick — so I can breathe on trolls as I squeeze them.
Germ warfare? Now that’s not nice …
why would anyone hate you? you’d have to matter first.
Actually the Coke won. The dude failed though.
To me was a coke suicide fail 8D
3, 2, 1 BLAST OFF!
5, 4, 3, 1, Offblast!
Long live Molvania!
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
8D epic… FAIL
nice shot
Coke-killer
coke-spiller
Shmee! Nice to see you! Is this gonna be a regular thing, or … ?
Just passing through?
…doing a flyby?
Nocon! Jeesh! Nice to see you, too!
Jeesh?
Hiya!
And I figure I either need to change my name or set a clicky as to what my name refers to (past fail)
As long as you don’t mess with the Planet Express ship. I’d have to get a polished metal plate in my rear so I could tell you what to do to it.
I’m scared?
Yes. It’s an expression of surprise, such as whaddafu?
cola trolla
This is why you should not snort coke, even if it’s going at a very fast speed towards your head.
i can never get those coke/mentos rockets to work properly…
Throw in a little C4
oh… that may work!
dry ice is nice.
Epic self pwn!
I like it. It’s got some really good sexual overtones to it.
*adds “Self-Pwning” to list of masturbation synonyms*
You’ll need a forklift for that list. I have one you can borrow, the vodka smell is almost gone from it.
SEVENTEENTH! (approximately)
Yeah, but who’s counting?
Bela Lugosi, Christopher Lee, John Carradine, etc..
Coyote! Lovely to see you!
*squeezes*
Fangs for dropping by!
And a big hello to you too. All’s well with you?
Yup. Just chillin’ with my Fail Peeps.
I’m sorry we couldn’t chat more on Halloween. Seemed like a good time to find out a little more about you. Thank you for sharing with me.
How are you doing today?
Sorry that it’s taken so long to reply. Had to go to the store.
Doing well. There was a nasty storm here last night. High winds, heavy rain, thunder and lightning. The works. Amazingly the power stayed on here.
*rocks back and forth*
Wrong time for the video fail, wrong time for the video fail, wrong time for the video fail…
Too many drugs, am hallucinating fails that shouldn’t be there.
*goes for a lie down*
Simultane hallucinations… I wonder if that’s gonna be olympic one day.
Aaah, now it’s on the top of the page. What a relief.
Did I hallucinate this whole fail earlier?
Dunno. If so I did too. Wanna join our 2012 team?
I think the Jamaican bobsled team might do better at that than at bobsledding.
Probably.
But next, the marathon for incontinents?
Sorry, I don’t have time. I have to compete in the philosopher’s football match.
Confucius he say, name go in book.
Ooh, I’m on the Bournemouth Gynaecologists’ team!
I look forwards to defending against your winger-ly skills, and your crazy manager.
The walls! The walls are crawling with synchronized Coke bottles!!! Make them stop!!!
OT Brewski…I just watched that video of the dumb americans. After watching things like this, and others like Jay Walking on Leno, I am VERY HAPPY when I watch Cash Cab. People are NOT AS DUMB as we think.
And yet, some of them are even dumber…
is this where someone can insert the name “Sarah Palin”?
I love Cash Cab! I’m silly too, and always look for him when I’m getting a cab in NYC.
This isn’t quite what I imagined when they said coke would be the death of me.
This is not an imaginary squeeze.
*SQUEEZE*
*Saunters off*
Does Coke melt Moomins?
*tilts head quizzically*
This isn’t quite what I !magined when they said coke would be the death of me.
(And just to confuse people, this comment will appear duplicated at a later date)
*Sniffs*
At a later date you will find I had squeezed you earlier.
D’AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Seriously, what’s with the squeezing?
That’s a secret.
If we told you, we’d have to
killsqueeze you.…and no one wants that to happen!
*looks at all the timestamps*
I’m soooooo confuzzled…!
Hee! Hee! It was a confuzzled morning.
Is it possible to drop a few Mentos and close the cap real quick?
You can cover them in a soluble membrane so that it takes a few seconds to react.
How scientific! “Soluble membrane” mmmm Geek speak turns me on!
*scientificsqueezies*
There are advantages and disadvantages to various high-speed signal-line termination techniques. Thevenin equivalent, capacitive, and resistive source termination are all valid. Be sure to match the line impedance to the end termination impedance, and if possible insure that the signal rise time is slower than the signal propagation delay.
.
Wow, that was really boring, wasn’t it?
*hangs head, sadly trudges off*
*collapses the horse*
Keep talking…
Tarzan?
I think he would rather spank the monkey.
eh… but would he go ape over that?
Choosing the proper bus-termination technique–parallel, series, Thevenin, ac, or diode-based–is critical to digital-system performance. Improper termination can lead to ringing and stair-stepping, which in turn can cause false triggering and data errors. As bus speeds continue to increase, system designers must seriously consider the issues of signal propagation and quality.
*swoons over Brewski’s geek-speak*
OMG.
*blink.blink*
Brewski and DITH can correct me if I’m wrong, but I think a basic translation (using cars and roads as a connective analogy) would be:
Don’t drive faster than the roads were designed for or you won’t like the end result. As cars get faster, you have to build roads that will be able to deal with the added traffic.
Is that about right?
Are you an engineer?
HUSTON WE HAVE LIFT-OFF!
HOUSTON WE HAVE FACE-OFF!
Google Maps tells me there is no such place as “Huston”, so I’m betting it’s a person and not a place.
Hmmmm…. Perhaps John? Anjelica? Whitney?
For a fail, he looks pretty damn pleased with it…so is it truly fail?
No, Evertide — it’s a WIN-FAIL. A WIN-FAIL is a fail that is actually a win. That is, a fail that wins. A winning fail.
*head asplodes*
*sigh*
This is why you should never mess with paradoxes.
*mops up LGB’s cranium*
*sends remains to the lab for resurrection of LGB*
Ever so kind of you, BFF!
What have I missed whilst
decapitatedincapacitated?Oh, nothing much. Apart from the nuclear war that has now begun between the US and Russia.
*runs to store and purchases Pepsi, Mentos, crisps, water, flashlight, batteries, every DVD available at BlockBuster, and a nuke-proof room*
Okay. I think I’m ready.
You forgot toilet paper…
*fashionably late to the party*
*looks around for left over LGB brain bits*
*can’t find any*
*looks some more – desperate to find some*
*fails*
Awwwwww! What a cute story!
*hands some brains to ZA*
Here you go! I wasn’t using these!
this halloween, I dressed up as a woopie cushion… you can guess the rest but no children were harmed in playing my part.
Would you call this Friday Rewind… a blast from the past?
I’d call it a dumbass aghast.
That probably hurt. Some people do really dumb things.
And you’re suprised by this how????
That’s true. This IS failblog, after all.
THIS…IS…FAAAAILBLOOOOOOG!
Ahh, the memories.
Ahh, the mamories.
they’d work better if you had another “m” in there.
then you could make a milkieshake!
Diet Coke and Mentos…
Such a lovely combination.
They go together like vicars and potatoes…
WTH?!?! They normally post this later in the day! Curses!!!
*shakes fist at PTB*
*shakes coke bottle*
*lobs Mentos in*
*Flees*
*Drops the bottle*
OH NO, everybody get out of here.
Oh, look, Coke!
*picks up bottle, quickly guzzles contents*
*looks around*
Why is everybody running away?
*Brewski asplodes after someone in the shadows writes down his REAL name in a black notebook with english text on the front…*
0_o
“I have a new case to solve!”
Thank god we cloned Brewski!
But really? Death by Deathnote?
Now now, SuzieQ. It’s better to have a bonus fail at the wrong time than to have no bonus fail at all.
this isn’t a fail because
1) he got outta the way in time
2) he did an awesome parkour backwards-flip
so its a coke-direction fail, safety win
Would you care to tell us how this fail is old and you’ve seen it before a long time ago?
Please don’t forget to mention that it was intentional and therefore no fail but a win.
Oops. VVV
To hamstap’s credit, at least s/he listed safety 3rd on the list.
S/He didn’t mention that this happened in their town/street/city/park, etc. Fail?
It’s a shame how sloppy trolls are becoming these days. It’s like they don’t care anymore.
Maybe they’re work-sharing? You know, so everyone has a job, even if it’s not full time.
That’s why the First Troll is a dying breed,
By the time they’ve collectively written “F1rSt!1!11!1″ it’s too late..
And thank god for that.
Actually, isn’t this a win? The guy clearly seems to juuuuust jump out of the way, so a somersault, and then get to his feet after avoiding the coke rocket.
Man, can these people get a better camera? The frame rate on this video is awful – makes it hard to enjoy the fail.
*facepalm*
Now they’re griping about the video quality! What the hell is this world coming to? We’re gonna have to start a whole new classification system for the trolls. I’m sure this one would be the named the “Bitch Troll.”
What’s wrong with wanting fails in high definition? I want to be able to see the looks on these peoples faces when they fail!
Ah, physics…
I’d call this more of Coke Win or Idiot Fail….
No Coke, Pepsi!
No coke, no drugs period.
Um, okay. Pepsi then. Plus, I’d like a hamburger, no cheese.
No hash hash, no amphetamin!
What? Nobody is mad at me? Clicky.
No sound at work.
I’m mad at you now…
Und warum spielen Sie nicht auf dem Flügel, wie ich Ihnen zu erklärte? Gehen! Gehen!
Are those…INFINITIVES?!
*swoons*
*faints*
this sux cuz of bad filming… :/
:[
What the —
What in the H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS is the Friday Rewind fail doing on so freaking early?!?!?
It is quite disorienting, isn’t it? Usually I’m on at 3AM but I came on late today and I was sooo confused.
*leaves fetal position under desk*
*eats Spam Cookie™ and rocks*
Fankoo, LGB
*also partakes of delicious cookie*
The blog is confusing today.
*nibbles a Spam Cookie*
*forgets the code for the TM thing* (they’re written down at work & I’m not there)
& trade ;
Or you could just copy/paste an existing one and not think about it.
Alt 0153 on PC. Dunno for Mac.
*scrutinzes list of people who like Spam Cookies™*
1. WN
2. Jenny
3. Judy
4. NS
5. eye
6. DeepInTheHeart
*hands LGB a shot of Cabo*
*pours herself one as well*
To WN!
*downs shot*
*takes shot of Cabo*
*clinks shot glass with Gracie’s*
To WN!
*downs shot*
But that’s the beauty of ‘& trade ;’, being HTML it’s platform independent. Even the Linux folks™ can use it.
did he die?
Did he Diet Coke?
“Your move, Pepsi”..
Not a fail . That is a _great _ mentos/diet coke rocket. He got velocity and distance, just didn’t do too well on the direction component.
coke got its revenge
Good old times.
No “Failblog – DOTORG!” at the end.
*sigh*
Yea that skip-able advertisement from the website you went to to view the video. and then post comments on it. Yea that one, I hate it too…
“CLICK TO VOTE!”
*clicks*
What are we voting for?
The winner! Hopefully.
I doubt it, ZA. I doubt it. :[
thats a coke win, did you see that backflip?
Backflip? Looked more like a desperation/lack of balance induced backward somersault. A backflip by definition requires that the rotation take place while none of the body is in connection with the ground.
HEAD – SHOT
******zing********
Message for you sir.
♫ I hope that someone gets my
message in a bottle ♫
*Looks at note*
It says “Quick, move out of the-” OW!
PLEASE, DON’T DO IT AT HOME, or there will be no space to run from it!!!!!
See what I mean??? There IS a disturbance in the Force today! They just moved the Friday bonus fail here, when it was there! ↓
And where’s the cuddle puddle?
*dives in*
*SKA-WEEEEEZES failpeeps*
*stops and looks around*
What? I didn’t get the wrong address did I?
*Joins brew*
Even if we did, we are crashing this place now.
*Squeezes all*
*squeezes everything in range*
Who’s place is this anyways? They’ve got a TV just like mine…and the couches..and…oh.
*warm and fuzzy squeezes for Friday lovers*
Nice Place Jon. You have insurance, right?
*cannonballs into cuddle puddle*
*snuggles with Failpeeps*
*sigh of contentment*
I needed this.
Those jugs there have the Margarita’s. It’s top shelf, for those in the know.
My jugs do not- Oh, you meant those jugs.
*points to pitchers*
Wow. 0.0
“Jugs”?! For a second there, I thought we were back in the breast-feeding fail.
*beams in*
Ahhhhhhhh
*cuddles into puddle, squeezes failpeeps*
It’s been much too busy a day, someone pass the jugs.
Which ones?
Again, my jugs = top shelf
*slips a couple of jugs into GS’s hands*
Wow!
*feints*
A true engineer.
*schnuggles into cuddle puddle*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah. It’s been a LONG week!
*gmtasqueeze*
Ahhhhh. That was fun. Thanks for the mammaries.
*sneaky under puddle squeeze*
*looks away from Brewski quickly*
What?…Huh?…..Who?…..that totally wasn’t me.
Speaking of under puddle……………Brew……….Where are your pants?
They’re on! And I’d like to keep them that way today, thank you!
*squeezes the bopper*
Ummmmmmmmm……………….I didn’t know we were that close LGB.
I kid, I kid……….I joke with you.
Allright!!! WHO STOLE MY REPLY BUTTON!!
*sobbing at my loss*
*hands BoppitybopBopper a ShamWow*
Don’t cry Triple B. The Blog only has so many Reply buttons to go around, so on the longer threads they eventually stop giving them out.
Hurray! Cuddle Puddle! My favorite part of FailPeepery!
*squeezies*
*snork* FailPeepery *snork*
I missed the cuddle puddle.
*Cuddlysqueeze!*
I saved you some.
Aw, thanks, sweetie!
*cuddles with GS*
Anybody else want to join in?
I will!
I just got back from a HEAVENLY dinner. Thai food–chicken curry made with coconut milk and lime leaves…sooooooooooooooooo good. I could use a good cuddle after all that wonderful food!
*Ska-wheeeezies!*
and
*droooolsss*
Sounds scrumptious!
*drool*
Thai food is incredible.
Well, if anyone’s stomach could withstand the heat, it would be a dragons.
You’re right. I didn’t realize that.
Yup. And I order mine Thai-authentic. But even so, it was nicely spicy, but I could still distinguish all the flavors. It definitely was NOT one-note curry. It was completely delightful.
Awesome! I love a properly made, nicely spicy curry. I’m going to dream of Thai food tonight I think. Have a good night everyone.
‘Night Scotty!
G’night!!
Night. Read ya later.
*joins in the cuddling*
YAY!!!!!
*CUDDLEHUGS!*
Is this a private puddle, or can anyone join?
*JUCY SQUEEZE*
Jucy? Is there something going on that I don’t want to know about?
*drips*
It’s a common typo for me, Coyote, and I smile every time I do it. I’ve taken to not correcting them when they occur. This one I typed on purpose.
Please Judy. We have enough drips showing up around here as is.
*SNORKITTY!*
Hey, are you saying I’m all wet?
Don’t put a damper on the evening, Marius!
Are you telling me to dry up?
*Eyes moisten*
Oh, that’s just my aqueous humour. Don’t mind me!
Oh, I know that Dragon. I just turned on the water works to keep the situation fluid.
Aqueous humor…! That sound was my socks coming off!
Ugh! I saw what you did there,
and it was dam funny.
Just a bit of levee-ty!
I need to concentrate on what weir doing in these punruns.
May I?
Well, hope you don’t mind.
*dives into the puddle*
Welcome. DW – did you bring us a doggie-bag?
Cuz, ya know, that kinda sounds better than what I had for dinner….
Yup! I have plenty of leftovers for everyone!
*om nom nom nom!*
Hey – - – where’s mine???
*twirls chopsticks, holsters them in back pocket witha-chairmansoundeffect-quickness*
Ermm…what?
Oo! Now do a backflip!
Hey, what’s that over there!!
*whoooosh-whooosh!*
Your name and avatar evoke a strong, negative image. I find myself taking extra effort to read your comments. Just some friendly advice, others may not have such a reaction.
Your name and avatar evoke a strong, negative 1mage. I find myself taking extra effort to read your comments. Just some friendly advice, others may not have such a reaction.
This comment will double-post.
Hmmm…indeed, I did not have that reaction. I just figured him for a Monty Python fan.
*squeeze*
Good, maybe that will help me with my gut reaction. I don’t like to see new folks paint themselves into a corner with avatar selection (Brewski is still struggling with his choice) and role-playing.
I dunno, but I had a good feeling about him…
It’s not my intention to be roleplaying. I just thought it was a funny character and I’m not very good at thinking original ones myself. But I kind of see your point. Thanks for the advice anyway!
Though could you explain how come you see it as a negative !mage?
For myself, I look at it and hear coconut shells clomping together. That and minstrels.
Sir Robin was a fool of a coward.
I like his name. Makes me sing “bravely bold Sir Robin” in my head every time I see his name.
So I’m basically an earworm.
But that’s what it does to me as well. Thanks for the support!
*Marius, deciding that just as discretion was the better part of valor, so was cowardice the better part of discretion, valiantly hid himself in another thread.*
Don’t sell yourself short on thinking of something original. We value that kind of thing around here. You will find the effort rewarding. Is your real name Robin by any chance?
Nope, I’m afraid not. My avatar was named ‘Slowgun’ earlier, and it was a picture of Manuel, but I don’t know if that’s any better… I will try and think of something else then.
Nice to meet you, by the way. Welcome!
Thank you, and nice to meet you too Admiral.
OLD!!!!!!
*headdesk*
*puts pillow between Avis head and her desk*
Thanks, I’m not allowed aspirin, i.b. profin, or Aleve for the next ten days.
Yikes! Why for not?
I’m having a small, problematic tumor excized from my back. Outpatient, in the office, with a local. No biggie. But they don’t want me to thin my blood out too much.
Understandable. Hope it all goes well. Keep us posted.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I will. I need to figure out this one’s name, as I name all the tumors that get removed. So far there’s been: Ralph, Herman, Harry, and Arnold. And yes, the names have meanings. I’ll have to post about that on my blog this weekend.
*Goodlucksqueeze*
*thankyousqueeze*
I put that new post up btw.
Oooo….
*adds to the goodlucksqueezes*
I missed this, too!
*goodlucksqueeze!*
Ditto!
*late squeeze*
Luck to you Avis. I, long ago, decided that the only minor surgery is one that happens to the other guy.
Gotta love the classic failures of intelligence.
He obviously has a coke problem. Such a shame..
human fail
coke win
great shot…
that was bound to happen
Argh, now I have to start a new Fridinia Friday thread.
hello friends!!! how have you been? sorry for the long absence. It’s bound to continue with these new internet useage policies. I miss you all! Hope everyone had an awesome Halloween!!
pass bukkit please my spelling skills have abandoned me!
We’ll let you slide because you’re out of practice.
*squeeze*
Abstract!!
*squeeeze!*
Great to see you!
*wheels in shiny chrome confetti cannon*
*overloads it*
*hesitates …*
*fires and dives underground*
BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
*pops head back out of ground*
Welcome back.
*abstractsqueezyskaweeze*
*specialzombieBrewskiGracieEmpSTSAvisGSFridaysqueeze*
*Waves to Abstract*
*An abstract squeeze* for you.
*SQUEEZE!*
*hands over bukkit*
I’ll probably need that back at some point though.
Hey, abstract! Dittoes to what they all said!
*Squeeze*
Hello hello hello.
Hello.
“Tennis on coke”
“Ping Pong on po
tp”Hello? Anybody home?
The blog is a veritable ghosttown today. It’s like an episode of the Twilight Zone, where it’s Friday the 13th, and everybody gets sucked into some weird vortex and disapp-
*poof*
It’s the Friday wind down. I’m actually terribly busy at work…so why am I here?
My name is Arthur and I’m a Failblog addict.
Welcome Arthur.
3BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU DID IT! YOU GOT AN AVATAR!
*sniff*
I’m so proud of you!
You were my great motivator LGB.
*think I need a bucket*
*blows little puff of air on knuckles*
*buffs on lapel*
Awwwwww, shucks.
Brewski *poof*ed!
I’m doing my best here… not for much longer, though.
Phoooooooooo!
But at least I got to see you for a little bit!
*ska-WEEEEZE!*
Yeah, we’re seldomly here at the same time.
How’s your annoying student doing? Did you roast him already?
HAH! I dropped him from the class.
Things have been remarkably calm and quiet since I did that, and the other students have made very, VERY good progress!
Bye bye smartass!
What did he do? Or not do?
Did I ask something stupid?
(I’m not going to slow down!!!)
*Tiptoes in*
*puts tiny Breathe Right™ strip on the snore kitty*
*tiptoes out*
He was an indolent eye roller, I was answering your question.
That’s inacceptable!
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
I do now!
Hahaha!
He did NOT bother showing up for class for two weeks. So I dropped his ass.
My class is a prerequisite for all other English classes (and a bunch of other classes in other departments), so students are required to attend. If they miss a certain number of classes, they have not met the minimum requirements to pass. Mwuaahahaaaa…
Oops.
Too bad, so sad, bye bye!
ht tp://www.sadtrombone.com/
*Snickers*
*wah wah wah…* hehe
Bard Jr in the making?
*squeeze!*
*squeeze*
I’ll try to help, I just don’t have much to say today.
*squeeze*
Are you reverting to Lurk mode???
Sometimes I feel that way.
It’s nothing going on with the blog that makes me feel that way. I just have days when I feel somewhat inadequate. And on those days, rather than bring everybody down, I just don’t contribute much.
Rarely a day goes by that you don’t get a genuine *SNORK* or LOL from me, sweet stuff. “Inadequate” is never a word that comes to mind when I think of you.
*squeeze*
Thank you. That means a lot to me.
*squeeze*
Yeah, what Dragon said! Always remember, here at FailBlog, you have fans.
Hee hee! That reminds me of a comic!
ht tp://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0683.html
Totally safe for work!
I LOVE Order of the Stick!!!
My friend Connie got me addicted to it!
I’ve NEVER seen that! HIGH-larious! I have just the friend to send that to, too. He’ll probably roll his eyes and tell me he’s been reading it for forever.
Your friend is an indolent eyeroller?!
*gets ready to drop his ass*
Wow, its Dragon-Ass-Droppin day! And here I was simply draggin ass. *groan*
Hee-hee! I’ll tell you later.
*squeezes WIK*
*squeezes AA*
*bookmarks comic* Great. Another comic that I will be driven to read everyday. I’ll never get away from this machine!
I’m certainly not as eloquent as DW, but she speaks the truth. You’re one of the peeps that make FB worthwhile, and should never feel inadequate.
But I know what it’s like to have days that are kinda Meh, and you shouldn’t feel obligated to post even if you don’t feel like it.
Total sense.
*squeeze*
*Squeeze*
Oh, Gracie! Don’t ever feel inadequate!! If you don’t have much to say, that’s okay. We all have days like that. Frankly, I wish more people didn’t post when they didn’t have anything to say.
You are one of the few people whose posts I click on in recent comments.
Wow! Thanks, Admiral!
*squeeze*
Are you crying? There’s no crying in failblog.
Seriously :[ AA is right, we all have down days. If your feeling blue it’s okay to *pop in and wave* It may even cheer you up.
It always cheers me up to be here. That’s why I started coming in the first place.
*squeeze*
Glad to hear it.
*Squeeze*
Failpeeps are magic. I’m convinced of it.
That’s okay, if that’s what you want. But it’s always nice to see your balloons on the blog. …Er, that didn’t quite come out right…
Hope your weekend gets better!
I have to head out.
*special cheery-squeeze for Gracie*
*goodbye squeezes to all the failpeeps*
*squeezegrope*
(What she said ^^^)
I hope all is okay!
Mostly. I’ll be ok.
(You can always send me a note on the other FB if you want to talk, yanno. You don’t have to, of course, but you always can. )
Me too Gracie! Im only on the other FB for about 19 hours a day…
Ha! I win at internets.
Can someone tell where the other FB is? I suspect it is something that popped up during an absence.
That would be Facebook. Or Frisky Banditos if you’d rather.
’tis facebook, Coyote. How come you ain’t there to play with us?
Oh, I thought they were all having flashbacks.
www .acronymfinder .com/FB .html
Doesn’t one need to be a member to make comments on facebook?
No comment.
Are you SL? I haven’t figured her out yet, but I’m sure she’s a F-blogger.
Yep, great to see you Arthur!
As always!
It was just very quiet there for a while.
I don’t know about anyone else, but the blog started acting VERY weird for me. Redirecting, freezing up, I just quit for a while. I just got back on – it seems alright now. *knocks on wood*
You know what the neat thing is, Judy? The PTB musta been messing with it, cuz now everyone’s avatar here at work is the same as they are at home.
Brewski is a Chimay bottle, Gracie is a blue balloon, GS has his new red Scotty on….
It’s … it’s … magical!
*sniff*
*pat pat pat*
I know, those are happy tears, but…I can’t resist patting people who are crying.
Greetings Dragon. I don’t know that we’ve met yet, but I understand you have a “FOOM” power that is truly beautiful. I would like to avoid being “FOOM”-ed. Just thought I’d be extra polite in that endevor.
The only things DW “FOOMS” are trolls, the occasional bonfire for the cuddle puddle, and rarely someone’s hair (accidentally). Don’t worry, 3Bs — all the irregular and regular Fail Peeps are safe!
*puts flame retardant swim cap on*
Hiya, WIKI! Nice to see you!
Did we have a cuddle puddle and I missed it?
*shrugs* I just like to be prepared.
I appreciate that, Bop, theng-kew.
For the record, the best way not to get *FOOOOM!!!*-ed is to treat all the peeps here with respect. I admit, I came perilously close to *FOOOM!!*-ing you and JW on an earlier thread because ya’ll were messing with one of my very favorite peeps, Arthur.
But don’t worry…VERY few people here escaped some form of thwacking as noobs when they first got here–including myself. So here’s a *squeeze* for you, and my special cookie o’ welcome.
It does that to me once in a while.
*growls in annoyance*
Today has been especially annoying. A few times, I couldn’t even get to the comments before I was “redirected”. But on facebook or any other site, all was well.
I’ve been having that problem a lot. Not redirected but with some weird text code superimposed over the ICHC menu bar, and not a comment to be seen. They’re working on it.
Periodically, the whole page freezes up and won’t do anything. Then I need to try to close it(getting the error message in the progress) and send Microsoft some stupid report they won’t read about what went wrong.
GRRRRRRRR!
I was suffering from the quietness too! But now, alas, I have to leave. *sniff*
Have a great weekend, fellow failers!
Take care AE!
*goodbye squeeze*
Party on dude!
(More than) half of us wish you a good weekend!
Bye, Arthur!
*smooch*
*sorrygoodbyeSQUEEZE*
*partingissuchsweetsorrowsqueeze*
I still here. Just in and out, if ya know what I mean.
‘m ^
*bukkits*
There’s something on the wing!
*poof*
Want to see something really scary?
*follows*
Hello I was just limping by when I saw you poof into a weird vortex…so I followed you.
*poof*
I’m here! But, it’s Friday, so I have to go clean the other apartment in a minute or two.
*sparklysqueeze*
*poof!*
Wow! What a trip! Everybody in the other dimension has 6 eyes and they communicated by spanking their…
Hey! There’s lotsa failpeeps now! Wow!
*is awed by power of the space vortex*
*squeezes all around*
Not that we’re not glad to see you, but why did you come back? Sounds nice there!
And what did you bring us???
Apparently, nothing. We’ll have to remember this, DW.
Yes indeed. And a dragon’s memory is very, very long.
As is a Smurf’s.
*nods in solidarity*
Delivery boy Marius:
“I have a delivery for Judy and Dragon from Brewski. I was supposed to deliver it yesterday but it fell between the seats and I didn’t see it. I’m sorry.”
*Hands over a one-year membership in the Jelly-Of-The-Month Club.*
*tips Marius 20,000 internets*
*empties shotgun into beast for GS.
Busy at work today, but I had to come in and squeeze my fail peeps.
I really miss you guys when I can’t be here!
*squeeze*
We feel the same!
Yes we do!
*squeeze!*
*feels LGB, Judy, and Dragon*
No, you don’t.
*squeeze*
Who could resist such lovelies?
*squeezes all 4 ladies*
OK, Gracie, you got me with that one!
*squeezes to all*
I’m about to clock out now.
Later, gators!
WOOP!
I am well and truly squozed!
Ta, Judy…see you on the interwebz!
*gatorsqueeze*
*shakes up a can of pop*
*chucks it at someone*
*it somehow comes back*
*5 eagles bring sham wow thingy* Here STSZ to dry off with.
You were the one that threw that soda?!! That hurt!! Of course I threw it back!
*snatches sham wow thingy from STSZ*
yoink
*zombie noise*
You took my hand too.
Haha…
This fella almost made it in the Darwin Awards!
Headline: “Dumbass killed himself with a 2 liter of coke rocket!”
It was just a sting away.
WOW. I’m impressed. I thought that was gonna be something lame, like the old ‘open the bottle and it fizzes over’… but that didn’t disappoint. XDD
peng, voll in die fresse!
nice one haha!
Twice one haha!
Dumb one. No haha.
Hoohoo?
HoHo?
*gives STSZ another garden tool to give him a more seasonal spirit*
Hehe, maybe. Hoohoo, perhaps. But definitely no haha.
*snork*
there I fixed it.
Fabulous clarification! Thank you!
The clicky didn’t work before, now it does. ThanksNoconspiracy
# It’s always rocket cola #
# Rocket cola enjoy #
In my eyes…the reflex thing is a win. He even did the ueber-awesome backroll thing.
coca cola rocks!
what a waste!
Anybody still alive on the blog?
SEE THE POWER OF COCA~COLA!!!!!!! Wow, I think I am gonna go try that. But I am gonna wear a helmet……….
I just got off the phone with my son – - he and his wife had such a great time in Ft. Lauderdale – - the entire week, Volkswagen really went all out for these twelve experts – it’s amazing all that they did for them! The trip, accomodations, dinners, daily gift bags/baskets – incredible. He didn’t make the top three, but has confidence he will at next year’s competition. Out of five thousand, my son is in the top twelve in the country!
Oh, yeah – - BTW – that was off-topic!
Excuse me for being ignorant, but what competition is that? I couldn’t figure it out by myself from that comment.
Sorry – Volkswagen Service Qualification Championship – National. This trip was to narrow down the top 12 to the top 3.
Well done Judyson. The only car engine that I have ever had thenerve to take apart was on a VW bus. Got it back together and it ran! Amazed one and all.
*Has rebuilt quite a few engines*
*Has also managed to get some of them running properly*
Kudos to your kids Judy!
Oh, and don’t be sorry. It wasn’t widely known, but thanx for askin’!
Awesome new Judy! Congrats to him for getting into the top 12. He obviously really knows his stuff!
Thanks! I’ll pass it on!
And yes, he does.
And yes, I drive a VW.
Right, just thought you probably had mentioned this in a previous thread which I hadn’t read.
Congratulations to your son!
No, Brave Sir, I have been keeping friends updated on Facebook; just thought this would be a good forum to let everyone know the results. And, thanks! I should have known when he kept taking apart all of his toy cars and trucks when he was 3….
Mmmm the apple does not fall from the rose.
“Your move, Pepsi”.. LMFAO
675, Submitted to ICHEP 98, Vancouver, BC, July 1998 Peter J. Wilson Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory for the CDF Collaboration June 29, 1998 Abstract We present results of a search for diphoton resonances produced inclusively and in association with a vector boson using 100 pb \Gamma1 of p¯p collisions using the CDF detector. We set upper limits on the product of cross section times branching ratio for p¯p ! flfl +X and p¯p ! flfl +W=Z. Using a NLO prediction for associated production cross section of a Higgs with a vector boson (W or Z), we set an upper limit on the branching ratio for H ! flfl. We set a lower limit on the mass of a `bosophilic’ Higgs boson (e.g. one which couples only to fl, W , and Z bosons with Standard Model couplings) of 82 GeV=c 2 at 95% C.L. Introduction Many processes in extensions of the Standard Model (SM) result in finalstate signatures involving two vector gauge bosons, V V +X , where V is either a W , Z, or photon. The photon is the lightes…
Why did you suddenly stop?! It was so interesting and all…
*sigh*
That’s a Coke WIN.
shoudlnt this be a coke win?
he pushed r twice and did a BARREL ROLL!!!!! at 0:08
*Tries to create a UT2004 redeemer missile with a 2L of Diet Coke and 8 pieces of Mentos*
coke definitely win
That was…awesome…!
Akshully, I’d say it’s a coke bottle win!
(lookin @ the comments above I see I ain’t the only one who thinks that).
you know, something tells me this is a bad idea
geez that coke bottle has perfect aim!
Bottle WIN
yay, coke shot win
This video is a pure WIN
The coke take its revenge. Never mess with coke !!
I tried to snort Coke, but the ice went up my nose.
That´s why he drinks water now…
I would call that a “coke WIN” !!
hey atleast he didn’t get seriously injured. can you imagine having to explain that to the paramedics
COKE WIN!!! Second that!
no one will ever see this comment O.o
Bah! Humbug!
Hahaha Coke Missile !!!!
see dude you piss off the coke by throwing it
Nice shit =D
not coke fail! … the coke wins! always.. mwuhahah
damn! this is the wrong coke i was asking for!