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Since when is death not a recreation??
Oh, I fail to read the thing properly in my haste lol
noobs
boobs
They forgot “had a great time”
Thats covered in “none of the above”
Isn’t death ok, as long as it’s under 4 minutes or so? Kiefer Sutherland proved it in Flatliners.
Agreed. Not a fail.
True. It is certain that recreational drugs DO cause death.
If you, personally, died as a side effect of taking recreational drugs how are you filling out this survey.
But I suppose you still believe in “Reefer Madness”
(And yes, I am aware this person will not understand this comment any better than he understood the original post)
Indeed they do, but still not nearly as many as Alcohol and the contents of that delicious looking Rx bottle.
Bacon lubes
smokin’ doobs
ooms
lools
What’s with the reaaaaaaaaaally longass titles from the blog now? It should be Research Fail or something…
Yeah. I dont like it.
It doesn’t make the pictures funny somehow.
It is possible to die and come back to life. It is rare but happens. Your brain/heart stop functioning and through medical science, luck, god, and whatever the hell you will start praying to – you come back.
You’re not dead until (a part a forget the name of) entirely shuts down. In those cases, it hadn’t, it was getting close, though.
ya, if my brain just stops i would love live after that
Well… There is a difference between Death and Clinical Death…
I had a little bit of death once, but i got better.
P.S 1st
Fail
Me too!
I’m experienced with death, I’m able to conquer it
Not First!
Congrats *sarcastic tone*
I think there are some options missing:
11. Awakening the following morning next to an ugly woman in bed.
12. Awakening the following morning next to a hairy fat man in bed.
13. Awakening the following morning next to a stinky horse in bed.
14. Being arrested for exhibitionism, public intoxication and vandalism.
ah, coyote love, gotta love it.
15. Awakening the following morning from a phone call by a friend who hysterically shouts “BWAHAHA, do you know what you did yesterday?!?!”
16. Awakening the next morning, naked, in an alley behind an S & M club.
Hey, you don’t need drugs for *that*. Look around the net for people who actually *like* that. ^^
(Not me, thankfully.)
17. Awakening the following morning, still in the S&M club.
Go… Away… Fat man.
It’s Drugs, not alcohol dude.. Clearly you never used some..
Are you implying that alcohol is not a drug? Clearly you never used some.
I would have to click this then:
15. All of the above! (At the same time.)
16. Been turned into a newt.
Well I got better!…
17. Shouting random monty python quotes and archaic speeches at passers by, waving your p3n1s(its the only way i could think of to put it in sorry if it seems nooby or trollish) like a broadsword, in the packed street.
yea. death is easy to over come. that’s why it’s 9th….not as important
You know what they say, “Whatever does not kill me, makes me stronger.”
And remember, a little death is not a bad thing, if done in moderation.
While on recreational drugs to help combat my sexual dysfunction and depression I hallucinated that I was dehyrated. This meant I was forced to drink from the nearby urinal and accidentied the cake, resulting in vomiting and unconciousness convincing me I was dead. I now have chronic insomnia as I am too scared to sleep incase I am actually dead.
What should I do?
take two pills and call me in the morning.
“in the morning”, that’s a ridiculous name. No sir, I won’t do that.
it’s better than “Fred”
be a fred… be very a fred
do i have a choice whether to choose the red or the blue pill?
My drug problem led me to forget to include that it was indeed a “bad trip”.
Help me.
Do “None of the above”.
*anklesqueeze*
I recommend walking it off.
See you next fall Moomin.
*trips and falls and grabs a squeeze on the way past*
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*flumpf*
Hee! Part of the wonders of being floofy is always having a soft landing.
Last time I had a bad trip I called Satan. Turned out to be a good therapist.
…I had somewhere his telephone number… wait…. I lost it.
Anyway, it should be somewhere in telephone book.
Yeah. He really grew up, after that relationship to Saddam. He even turned down a threesome with Bush and Cheney last week.
hihi hi hi, i can haz bad trip?
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Are 1., 6. and 7. really “side effects”? Depending on the drug I’d say that’s what it’s supposed to do.
as long as it does give me itchy, watery eyes.
I take drugs to improve my sexual dysfunction. If I’m going to fail, I want to do it properly.
*anklesqueeze*
I don’t need pills to improve my sexual dysfunction, I have that down pat.
I was aiming for vomiting, but I was to dehydrated to do so. *shrugs*
I was aiming for dehydration, so I took drugs to induce vomiting. But then I had a glass of water to get rid of the taste. It all went wrong.
The moral of the story: Kids, don’t do drugs! They won’t do what you want them to.
*throws out contents of medicine cabinet*
*squeeze*
You could have left the shelves in there you know.
Hmm, you may be right, but I didn’t want anything to tempt me to refill it.
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What do I do now? I have a headache.
How abou… you know… solving the *reason you have a headache* in the first place??
Like stopping to run against that wall for example. Or stopping to smoke. Drink some water. Have some air. Stop eating crap. Have some sleep. It’s one of them 99.99% of the time.
Migraine from a previous neck injury actually.
Well, then, call up Satan. I hear he’s a good therapist.
I’ve met that physical therapist! He’ll either kill ya or heal ya.
Can honestly say I’ve never had to go through physical therapy… my wife has though, after spraining her ankle by tripping over absolutely nothing in the middle of an empty parking lot.
“So kids, just remember this message from your Uncle Billy:
Whatever you do, don’t buy drugs ….
Just become a pop star and people will give them to you for free.”
Short-Term Depression = Safety?
I am so fed up of all this.
No, wait. . .*dances*
How can you dance when everything is so fücked up, I can’t… Forget it! WOOHOO!
*joins dance*
Where’s Czuhc with the hornpipe when you need him?
*sinks into depression*
After the depression comes the loss of temper, you stuck up *$&%!
Maybe dead people are more inclined to fill in web surveys than they are to assist the police in murder cases? They’ve got their priorities all wrong.
Apart from myself, the poice is to blame. It should have web surveys for dead people.
1. Who killed you?
a. A relative.
b. A friend.
c. None of the above.
2. Have you experienced any of the following since death?
a. Feelings of isolation as people no longer come to visit
b. An inability to get up in the morning
c. Strange smells
d. Limbs dropping off
e. The desire to consume BRAAAAAAAAIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSS
f. The inability to answer surveys due to being dead
g. Granny comes to visit a little too often.
h. being used as a sex toilet in the basement
i. having your son wear your clothes to murder guests
j. General stiffness.
Where can I meet that guy?
I heard you can meet Admiral Stiffness in the Navy, but he’s not interested in women.
Is someone looking to be on the General’s staff?
If his first name is Rod, I’ll work my fingers to the bone.
No, his first name is Richard.
Keep it up and you’ll go far.
At least I now know when you die in a trip you don’t die in real life. Unlike Canada.
Its more about – > death of friends or something… not personally “me”
no fail for me.
It says “you personally”.
I try not to take it personally when my friends die, it’s not like they did it on purpose to spite me.
Apart from Gregory, he was just being awkward and he revelled in it.
No, I agree. If you’re witnessing something, you can easily say that’s a personal experience. I actually took this survey, and in the context of all the other questions, that’s clearly what it means.
is death. like “OMG he invited me to the prom I’m going to die.” death?
if that’s the case i don’t see the problem.
When your friends die you are personally affected by it.
Only if they were bad friends or poor. For the good ones you have their inheritance.
What about the *good* effects. The *main* effects? ^^
Oh, and: Still better than phama conglomerate drugs. With all the side effects, and no good main effects. And just as expensive as the “real” drugs.
The only way you can experience death and still exist is if you are a zombie…so I have experienced death and was undead to tell about it.
Good morning yall.
*squeeze*
*zombiesqueezies*
whoever answered needs to change his/her dealer
Change my dealer? Depends on me finding the irresponsible slacker.
I’ve found the people at NA usually know some good dealers. (And some of them ARE.)
A spirit never dies?
never mix laxatives, ecstasy and sleeping pills, ever
What about mixing aphrodisiac, depressomotors and diuretics?
now we’re talking!
Are we talking? I was using a blender, as a matter of fact.
gives power-shake a whole new meaning, could be good for Japanese sex wee porn
am I silly with my speed, weed and ritalin
Hey that list is incomplete! what about: happiness, fun, laughs, hallucination, awesomeness, coolness, forgetting life’s shit…
and dancing the bestest
and being able to fly
and finding hours entertainment from wallpaper
and having friends eat coleslaw, with the cabbage wriggling about out their mouths, to convince you it’s spiders to ruin your high.
And the wonders of missing everything you try to grasp.
Remember that after-school special where the girl snorted drugs and jumped through a window. Classic.
Don’t do drugs children. Just say NO.
(classic scene at clickie 2:00 or thereabouts)
I remember watching After-School Specials and wanting to jump out a window or at least throw Kristy McNichol and Robbie Benson out a window.
Whats wrong, maybe you had a relative that died becuse of drugs….It’s a personally experience.
One can experience death on certain psychedelic drugs without dying, to me this is not a fail.
Are hallucinations really a “side effect”, or an intended goal?
Saw something like this once, but it was on a “survey for dating my daughter”..
Two of the questions were:
Have you ever attempted to commit suicide?
Next question: Have you ever succeeded?
I can’t tell what’s better: the answer choices or the accompanying picture?
Remember ladies: not all modeling jobs are glamorous!
Is she huffing or heaving?
You make the call.
She waits for the perfect moment to quit sniffing glue.
The hazards of modeling.
Hazards?
Okay, this is weird. I did not change my name back from “Dr. Arthur Freud” before I made that^ post. But there’s no name fail… Is this the twilight zone?
Didn’t you see the sign post ahead?
Yes, you have to remember to pull your nose back before the glue dries.
It did that to me yesterday when I was Yzma. Kinda made me go
Dukes?
She’s going to put the plastic bag over her head to experience a little death.
What? Death people cannot take part of the survey??? That is discriminatory!!!
there are certain drugs that people have experienced death it is a rare case of it but it has happened
I know someone who overdosed on drugs and was revived shortly afterwards (in the ER). So this isn’t a fail – people can died and be revived, therefore personally experiencing ‘death’ as a side effect from drug use.
Did she die?
I think they ment that in a third person context.
I think they meant that in a third person context.
well dont discriminated the survived Siamese twin
Come the fsck on – They used it as a drug in Flatliners – What’s not to like?…
Damn, I died again!
I dunno about you but death seems a pretty serious side effect.
Perhaps they should rephrase the question: ‘What side effects of recreational drugs have you OR SOMEONE ELSE personally experienced?’
dumbasses, you can experience death without dying. It didn’t say YOUR death. This fail fails.
I think they mean, have you experienced anyone of your friends or family die of drugs………but thats just me
no! “personal experience” means knowledge by acquaintance not knowledge by description. but for the sake of disambiguation, you are correct about what ‘they’ meant.
well that is always possible if you are a ZOMBIE
it’s not that funny bc it really IS possible…
i mean you can experience death in a passive way (e.g. somebody you know dies).
How about i had a really good time and nothing bad happened??
my friend died from a datura (sp?) overdose and got resuscitated in emergency
so he did experience death,…
anyway
wow that just ruined my joking mood dude, the joke i had planned seems so insignificant now
Amazing how a a person suffering the side effect of death may be able to fill out this side effect survey…lol…Now that’s talent!
you idiot what do you think the fail is for?!
Ha,Ha I know that I was being facetious.
Thank you for being so tactful as to call a complete stranger an idiot,you must be very proud of yourself!
I think the checked one should be fail
The author of this blog is apparently unaware that people have been resuscitated after experiencing clinical death.
one day i will answer this
Ther is a clinical death so technically its just seams to bee corect.
Sore sorry fore mi bad english.
LOL!!
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Some of ur close friends etc can have dided of drugs!
WTF how are you going to answer the question if your dead
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