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(At least we had a pattern going, Jon.)
Not necessary, silly!
*squeeze*
Oh come on Judy. Why nooooooooot?
Just because you’re lurking in the corner, waiting to ambush him.
Pfft!! I would do NO such thing. *angelic smile*
Raise your hand if you believe in the sincerity of Leila’s smile…
*sits on hands*
*sits on hands*
Wait…
is that a jewish name? still finny
is there a go away emoticon?
love them faces… think we can plant one up the backside of that t
?
I probably could, but I fear it would like it too much.
♪ t
in, t 
in, t 
in;
in;
though the streams are swollen;
keep them doggies t
RAW MEAT!! ♪
REMINDER: Do not feed the trolls.
Did some one say cake in the break room?
But but but … trolls need to eat too …
What, you dont want trolls for your undead army?
ZA… I don’t think there’s likely to be a shortage of trolls. We don’t want to feed them, because that encourages them. However, one good side effect of not feeding them is that they become weaker, and then you don’t have to expend as much energy to devour what little brains they have.
What little brains they have invariably ends up consisting of nothing but excrement anyway. My hoard got mad at me over that very issue.
that is so funny
I really don’t see whats so funny about this
Yeah, me neither.
Voted most likely to swallow her pride.
Damn I wanted that award!
:*
BJ? Cobble? OOOOOUUUUUUCH!
A little to intense for me, I’ll pass.
* kicks extra “o” into the air for Marius *
Hooray!
It’s the ever-popular Fridinia! Hurrah!
Thank Goodness I Fornicated?
The Goose Is Free?
*gooses Judy for free*
Just don’t poke, or else you will pay.
Bah, quit being so :[
*pokes Jules and ZA*
*makes like a banana and splits*
That one’s on me.
*pays*
That guy is FAT!
Tony’s Grip Is Fierce?
The greatest is Failblog?
Don’t tell Ali!
Anybody got any fun weekend plans?
I’m going to have to stay in to see if I can get this stupid head cold to finally clear up.
Not I. Just catching up on house projects and training my newly adopted doggies.
I guess that could be considered fun.
Another chill weekend for the zombie. Last weekend was mine (I made lots of small children scream and cry
) and next weekend I get my skeletal massage down in Pomona (that’s not “getting a life”, is it?), but this weekend nothing is planned at all.
Work. Grrrr.
On a weekend? That’s not good.
I’ve got some very exciting raking of leaves lined up for this weekend!
You should do what they do over here: wait until it rains, then let it become one with the pavement.
I plan to partake of some Buffalo chili, mow, rake, and probably play video games. Other than that, nothing, really.
1. Pick up wood floor
2. Pick up u-haul trailer.
3. Safety
4. Pick up cement mixer
5. Put scratch layer on basement wall.
6. Take dog to agility classes.
7. Go practice dancing.
8. Sex (optional)
9. Profit???
There is no rule #6!
In # 8. does it mean you play hard to get even with yourself?
Sustained.
You do realize my comment will end up being at the top of the page because yours will be removed later, don’t you? You also realize this will be for your own good, to hide your stupidity, right?
ZA, you will be first!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
It won’t be the first, I was the earliest poster on the last (later?) fail yesterday too. Honestly, I’m not trying – just luck I guess.
You get ROTTEN luck…
This one usually is outsmarted by hamster.
*a
happy friday AE
To you too.
You misspelled houseplant.
You misspelled horsepoop.
so did you… round these parts, it is called road apples.
Road apple. . . juice?
Ew
Hobo: “And thanks to that little girl, today you can find apples in everything that’s good: Apple wine, apple whiskey, apple schnapps, apple martinis, uh, Snapple with vodka in it, apple nail polish remover …”
Lisa: “Don’t forget apple sauce.”
Hobo: “Yeah … I suppose you could grind some pills into it.”
Hobo:Ahem, I believe I told 3 stories.
why is everyone always picking on them poor, misunderstood hampsters? peeps from new hampster are schmahdt!
*runs in wheel*
still haven’t arrived. must run faster.
*runs faster in wheel*
*Rolls brand new Brewski-sized hampster ball into the room*
Here you go Brewski! Knock yourself out!
You do realize your comment will sound kinda stupid when his comments will be removed
*replaces ‘a’ with ‘u’ in that^ name*
*does not squeeze*
There’s a fungus among us?
Yeah, but I’m a zombie so it will even out.
lol, looks like your way down in the middle now. good job
Another zombie among the living, what a refreshing sight! On a side note… is there an apocalypse I’m unaware of?..
Some parents have a very warped sense of humor.
And some parents have no sense of humor and are just warped.
*scratches naming next child BJ Cobbled1ck*
you really shouldn’t scratch that, it’ll get swollen.
That’s what he said!
>.>
<.<
Or was it. . .
yes… we had a family of Hunts in our school district… ya’d think Mommy Dearest would be bright enough NOT to name one of her sons Mike.
You do realize how idiotic your comment sounds?
t
BJs on a medieval road will always result in cobbled-ick.
Clever.
Hey!
Someone tell Mrs B I chortled at her land before time reference the other day!
Gotta go, got in trouble for excess internet usage @ work… gotta cut back on my fail addiction…
I have a patch for the addiction to help you with the pain.
*shouts*
MS B!!! MS B!!! teff said he chortled at your land before time reference the other day!!!!!!!!
What do you think she grew up to be?
She owns her own bakery now, specializing in all kinds of cobblers, peach, blueberry, peaness…
She married a guy named Richard?
she’ll grow up to be an angel… can you not see that aura around her picture?
Poor girl ended up marrying a Giver.
what the…. FB is failing on me… I just got a “duplicate comment detected. It looks as if you’ve already made that comment” when I tried to further the pattern with a
Look up, you did post three of those without a comment before. Sometimes when you’re told it’s a duplicate comment it’s because it really IS a duplicate comment.
8O 
8O
Aaawww, the even ones are all broke-ed.
Well… I know I posted the same thing earlier… I was just surprised, since it wasn’t in the same comment thread.
Are you refering to his last name is giver…
or
that he too enjoys giving BJ’s?
Yes.
Rooster taster?
She has a rooster?
Yes, she named her BF Rooster. Shake your computer and see if you can erase your comment before she shows up.
move along, nothing to see here but pavement… and a few epcisounding t
s
*presses IgnoreButton™*
*invites peeps to press IgnoreButton™ and get chocolate cake in the breakroom*
*presses IgnoreBut-*
Hang on, this isn’t the IngoreButton™!
*falls through trapdoor into breakroom*
*drops a ladder for Jon*
You’ll need this.
*hopes Jon didn’t break anything on his way to the breakroom*
Fortunately, there were brakes.
Were the brakes before or after you hit the floor?
Why. . . there is nothing but car brakes in this room!
Can the ladder perform Chiropractice then?
If not, I’ll need several months therapy, and a spine transplant.
Ooh, and some of that cake, please
*shows up with a beautifully straight spine for Jon*
*requests you don’t ask where he found it*
*grabs ZA and dunks his face in a bowl of strawberry yogurt*
Puts color on your face.
Gray isn’t a color now?
Oh it is. But even a zombie could use a change in color every now and again.
*paints ZA’s face with globs of strawberry marmalade*
*is cautious about pressing the “ignore button”*
Should follow the same rule here as with clickies… always make sure you know what’s going to happen before you do anything…
*wonders why Leila is inviting small marshmallow birds to press her ignore button*
*sees JW and Jon in the break room*
*smooshes some cake and hurls it at them*
FOOOOOOOD FIGHT!!!!!!
*goes to grab some pancakes*
*poors syrup on Leila’s head*
*takes whipped cream can and sprays JW in the face*
Take that!!!!
Hmm… bad timing on my part for a facepalm (see comment below)
*grabs Leila’s wrists and hurls her into the giant Jell-o mold of Brewski’s nose*
Eeeeeew!!!!! Whaddafuh???
*grabs a basket of biscuits and starts hurling them @ JW*
*still crippled on the floor*
Someone call for help?
ZA gave you a new spine. Install it and get moving. Come on!!!
*helps Jon install new spine* Hmm… you’re a little taller now… maybe now you can change the burnt out light bulb in the bathroom.
*Uses Jon to block biscuits hurled from Leila*
*chucks banana peel on the floor right in front of Leila and watches her slip*
*joins in the food fight*
*throws brains at people*
BRAINS?
*shudders*
Good thing I slipped on the banana peel and was on the ground when you hurled those. Fortunately, I landed on a soft pillow.
*scowls @ JW*
*flings blueberry waffles at him*
*hit with biscuits*
This spine smells like dead people….
*pours BaconLube™ on JW and Leila*
Have you any idea what BaconLube™ and syrup combo smells like?
*takes gooey cinnamon rolls and smacks JW and Jon*
*pours milk on their heads*
*flees*
*facepalm*
*swaps out second ‘o’ for a ‘u’*
I’ve walked past B.J. many many times, and somehow managed to never take a picture!
Some people just thrown them out when they get old and worn.
Some throw them out if they’ve been misused.
So’s you.
*offers AE IgnoreButton™*
Oh the person who trademarked it must make a killing on the internets.
Acquired by donation only.
Ah, I see. I can only spare 2 atm though.
Completely OT: I don’t know if I should
or 
about this (clicky: SFW).
I think it’s sad.
Most Americans don’t even know who the Vice President of the USA is.
I’d like to think that children in the UK are better than that, but evidently, we aren’t.
I’m off to ride the HoloCoaster in Auschwitz Land.
That’s Palin, isn’t it?
*shudders*
*blinds*
AAAAAHHHHHH my eyes!
What about Michael Palin?
He would make an excellent Vice-President.
Especially in the Gumby costume.
I’m Gumby dammit!!
Sadly, it seems to be true all over the world. I have had to correct my daughters teachers (two at the High School level) on quite a few occasions. The worst was convincing one (A Major in the Air Guard no less) the battle of Midway was not fought in the Coral Sea.
*Cries*
*Has the horrible feeling he’s just outted himself as a nerd*
I think we all are, so you’re in good company.
*squeeze*
Indeed!
*Squeeze*
I am with Avis, we all have a nerd inside us.
My theme song is “Hail to the Geek.”
It’s important that one be able to embrace one’s own dorkitude.
When it comes to anything WWII related, I’m a super-nerd.
I knew I liked you.
Studied it.
Me too!
Nein, AE! Get on ze wing! ze wing! You are not ze striker!
If Goebbels wasn’t injured, you vould be off, right now! Schwein!
*snickers*
*butterfingers*
There’s always someone to make SuzieQ happy.
that’s just really sad… Unfortunately, I have a feeling that it would be even worse if a similar test was run over here in the states…
I was studying for my citizenship and some folks I work with were curious about some of the questions. Most of them wanted to test themselves and we found that they didn’t even know the basics like what the first 13 colonies where, what the stars on the flag signify, etc.
PS: I passed my test.
Yes it has, and yes it’s worse.
One great sample that most have seen before, but I will repost now. Clickie! work-safe.
I think if you ask enough people you could make something like that in almost any country. But it’s funny.
Nice try to be polite Arthur, but you know that ignorance runs rampant in this country. The scope of it can be truly mind-boggling.
No, I’m serious. We have a French guy who does something similar here all the time (different style, though). It’s amazing how many super dumb and/or bigoted replies he gets to his questions.
*headstone* … or is that *facepalm*?
“Were we even in the Vietnam War?”
“Believe me I know the answer, but I’m thinking about it.”
And they say zombies are stupid.
*RIGLMAO*
I think it’s most amazing how many countries are in Australia.
True, they baited people by labelling it incorrectly. But still. Australia?!?! At least choose the right continent!
I believe that if you are gonna make fun of people’s intelligence, at least spellcheck. Unless those are not their subtitles.
According to the government, the Vietnam “conflict” wasn’t actually a war.
In fact, it was the largest undeclared war the USA has ever been involved in (not sure how it stacks up against everything going on in Iraq/Iran/Afganistan right now)
Oh, they aren’t wars, they’re “wars.” Apparently a bunch of people decided to show up and start shooting and bombing things one day. Certainly nothing to be alarmed about.
As far as I know, Iraq is/was a war, Afghanistan is a “peace enforcement” mission and Vietnam was, indeed, not labeled a war, despite the fact that it had more US soldiers involved, injured and killed than the other two.
Viet Nam was labeled a “Police Action” I think. So was the “conflict” in Korea, again- I think.
Correct and correct and correct.
That’s pretty frightening. I do wonder how many kids were just picking anything on the quiz because they knew it wasn’t being graded in any way.
I hope many!
Doomed!
Well, I think I can assure you that the next Hitler will not come to power in Germany.
The world is a different place now. Global destruction is still a very real danger but the movers and shakers have learned to accumulate power with more finesse.
WahWahWahWah. . . Oh wait, that’s cobblepot.
I take it you’ve run into her.
Literally
Repeatedly.
LCB!
*makes sure IgnoreButton™ isn’t shining*
Good to see you.
O hai. If you guys didn’t hide your shinys so much I might be here more.
*spreads shiny squeezes*
*gives LCB a nice shiny squeeze of her own*
Is that what’s keeping you away? I had no idea.
*puts shiny back and squeezes LCB*
Well, that and RLS. (Real Life Syndrome. If the “s” stood for “shiny” it wouldn’t be so bad.)
Ah, we all suffer from RLS every now and again. Hope everything is well with you.
how is this a fail?!?!
for those of you who think its important to be the first poster, go outside some please, there is life out there.
It’s not just Brewski who *poof*ed.
I just hope they *poof*ed to different places…
I LOVE it when this happens!!
There must be a cat in here pulling on the threads.
Quick, somebody give it some yams to play with!
*SNORK!!*
ZOMG!! That’s at York between, Vanier and Founders College!
When I lived in Rez i used to laugh so hard at that!!
Obvious shop is obvious.
What’s with these new titles? They suck. The word fail MUST be included or it’s not failblog. When the pictures/videos aren’t funny, at least the title is. They need to fix this!
Disagree completely. This is a massive win.
ahaha, nice
That’s a real mouthful, isn’t it?
she sounds delicious
LoL, she was probably the most comservative and least sluttiest of the girls at her school. I bet she didn’t even notice how funny her name is:)
ru serious? I better check tommorrow lol!!!!
You think that’s bad? Class of ’59 in my high school had a Gay Boner Quatkenmeyer. I’ll have to take a picture for evidence.
hahahahah! YorkU for the win! They actually removed this picture last year so we couldnt find it! but im glad someone put it up!
It’s still up…?
I am SOOOOOOOOOOO sorry, dude.
if i were a girl, and that one, i would have already been married
haa. This is at my school. In my residence. this def made my day!